5 DUMBEST 911 CALLS OF ALL TIME!

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[@911callz]

Another funny one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5XLq3dsgpiEsKM

[@syexFN]

@@SirWampus mama

[@pacotaco5526]

@Laticia Mory so, your "girlfriend"!? I'll be honest, I have a hard time actually believing u are a lesbian "laticia. I think u just copy n pasted it without even stopping for 2 second's to edit it to "boyfriend". 😏

[@thebullwhisperer916]

Why did you show her real name? That's not nice

[@spinz5937]

Lol your pfp looks like penguin eyes at first glance

[@SpikeThunderstrike]

That’s a Netflix trailer, you idiot

[@feealler9404]

Operator: What's your name? Caller: Mary Operator: Are you still there, *sir?*

[@josephstalin6246]

Men can have the name mary

[@josephstalin6246]

Rafael Souza men can have the name mary

[@jazzy.melanie5051]

@@raf8850 I read that in his voice

[@pinkfluffy82]

Lol yeah

[@josephstalin6246]

Rafael Souza oh

[@jessicamoore2952]

"Do you want us to come over and shoot her?" "Excuse me?!" The kid overhearing the call: *nervous sweating*

[@evie81037]

Jessica Moore screams in español

[@jessicabosch518]

I died 😂

[@painfulpee5789]

969 likes

[@iburahimu3911]

Ur mom UwU 69 1937

[@idkimkindaweirdsorry5250]

“I don’t blame you a bit”

[@secretsauceskateboarding4337]

Mary calling to report that she realized she was too drunk to drive and asking for help was actually the most responsible thing I've ever seen a drunk person do. She's on a KZbin video for stupid calls, but she didn't kill an entire family by continuing to make a horrible decision that would ruin many lives. Mary's not so bad.

[@artsyashanti]

Agreed.

[@lowercase21]

I agree, she just needed some help. God bless her.

[@maxsunshine]

Literally she's not stupid she's literally the smartest drunk ever

[@Okatogurui]

"You am them?" made me burst out laughing.

[@nunyabusiness3832]

He already thinks she's stupid, but he's low key reiterating it 😂

[@leelynnene]

mary: “i AM them.” operator: “you *am* them?”

[@hamloaff]

@Alex Iancu they're just quoting what the 911 operator said

[@CheesecakeLord.]

I A M T H E M

[@Tricks_99]

@Alex Iancu r/whoosh

[@featheryfemme]

Edit: Okay, before you read the rest of this thread, just know that I was not trying to be a dick here, but I totally was one. A genuine thanks to everyone involved for the much-needed wake-up call! @AmazingLayla Firstly, it's woooosh with four o's. Secondly, stop linking subreddits outside of reddit. It's pointless.

[@Tricks_99]

@@featheryfemme geez sorry

[@judahjeffries6469]

I trust Mary with my life

[@theurbangoose6918]

Wtf like why I mean she still drank and drive and like what if next time that she isn’t sober enough to realize that she was drunk driving

[@PrototypeFilms1]

@@theurbangoose6918 r/woooosh

[@theurbangoose6918]

Bob Carter yeah for some reason j thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

[@theurbangoose6918]

TW1ST I know I know it’s just I thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

[@barrel6468]

Nathan Thornhill ok but the thing is that she recognized that and turned herself in, WHILE she was drunk

[@immaweirdoindisguise9703]

*"A few hours after the call Sanchez realized he was not dead."* _Smartest man alive._

[@martinkuliza]

Time returned to it's normal pace LMFAO

[@km077]

Not only that- he might have been the second coming of Christ, man.

[@loswochos9176]

I want those brownies

[@intergraphenic]

An intelligent man named Sanchez... Where have I heard that before?

[@martinkuliza]

@@intergraphenic somewhere in the 70s i believe

[@S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty]

The person who dealt with Mary actually did a really good job handling that situation.

[@dalehood1846]

The "brownie" operator, not so much.

[@peterclarke7240]

Nah, she did fine. If she'd talked slowly and calmly to him, he'd have fallen asleep 😂

[@randomstuff7668]

​@@peterclarke7240she asked some questions multiple times bc she forgot the answer. That's not doing a good job a operator should be aware of even the small details and being able to type in everything they hear or being able to remember certain answers.

[@peterclarke7240]

@@randomstuff7668 Do you know why she was doing that? Health professionals are trained to keep talking and seek as much clarity as possible while trying to reduce the risk of a patient passing out or becoming terrified- if he'd panicked or become unconscious, he'd have potentially caused more harm to himself, so keeping him alert and on the phone by asking him repeated questions is a standard tactic while waiting for help to arrive.

[@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan]

@@randomstuff7668 1) asked multiple times to keep the caller occupied 2) asked multiple times if you see the need to verify answers. In this case the answer changed :D

[@mutantzairsoft5815]

Operator: “How many pills does she take on a regular basis?” Caller: “Yeah”

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

Well he was high

[@c1rcles438]

he made a meme

[@haydendube5174]

Yeah we watched it...

[@blingwing3521]

We know.

[@charityd614]

i think when he said that i think he thought the operator was saying how many pills does she take daily like each prescribed for her not just 1 type of pill but he only said vicodin so yikes

[@ashlyn6125]

911: Are you behind or in front of them? Caller: *I AM THEM*

[@myahollandia3552]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@circusfreakbandit3366]

2d (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[@phelony3973]

made me think f that spongebob episode 🤣🤣 weeeewhoooo weeeeeewhooooo WHEEEWHOO WEEWHOOO

[@TheMistOfThePast]

What a twist

[@evandotcom624]

911: You am them? Caller: Yes, I am them.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

"Are you behind them, or..." *"No, I am them."* Damn, what a plot twist...

[@juliebraden6911]

You am them?

[@DC.....]

​@@juliebraden6911 No you am not because I am them

[@userunknown4331]

"Do you want us to shoot her for ya?" BRO I AM DEAD 😂😂💀

[@osheridan]

Tbh I feel bad for the woman, that sounds like a genuinely terrifying thing for a cop to say

[@xy4489]

The joke lands flat in the current year, tbh.

[@mariayoung7659]

​@@osheridanthe woman called 911 so was NOT talking to a police officer she was talking to a disbatch operator. Cops never answer a phone call that's what disbatch is for lol

[@creatorofimages7925]

@@mariayoung7659 except it is "dispatch" and not "-batch".

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

except when it's "disbitch"@@creatorofimages7925

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

I respect Mary for turning herself in.

[@jacobmccorry125]

Yeah I don't have that much respect for those who get behind the wheel drunk, and end up killing someone. However Mary seems like a good decent person realizing she was drunk and she didn't wanna hurt anyone she was just drunk. If more people where like her maybe there would be less alcohol related accidents. Mary knew she was most likely going to jail but she realized her life and other peoples lives are more important. I hope the judge was lenient on her for making the right decision.

[@TheRealMr.Cheese.]

Jacob McCorry or she was just so drunk that she turned herself in

[@MariaCastro-ye6sn]

Indeed

[@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl]

Same

[@ben7445]

Yeah like how is that dumb

[@oliverdybala1331]

911: okay, are you behind them or....? MARY: I Am them 911: You am them? ME: 😂😂😂

[@tumiemat]

Oliver DYBALA 7 best part of the convo😂🤣🤣🤣

[@LadellTurner]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂

[@jamesmclean8623]

We saw the video

[@lauracorralo7421]

lol

[@rue180]

Lol this was so funny I didn’t laugh

[@mysticxiiii]

Marys call was actually one if the SMARTEST phone calls ive ever heard to 911. Great awareness Mary and thanks for (eventually 😂) doing the right thing.

[@assmane999]

That police man calling about being dead from a nibble of some pot brownies will never stop being hilarious. The fact he was a cop makes it so much better.

[@pastelcomet582]

Atleast Mary was actually sober enough to realize that drunk driving is dangerous.

[@personinapoolofpeople7773]

Or drunk enough to turn herself in

[@thegooseking818]

ShayPlayzGamez8 true true

[@09Bape_xx]

Whatever she had to drink must’ve been reeeeaaaal good

[@honeybunnies9543]

{\__/} I guess ( •)- •) ------------ / \ /--- /

[@kennethbunton3812]

The 3rd one wasn't all that bad either...

[@chelseysizemore3792]

911: “are you behind them?” Mary: “no... *i am them*

[@samanthawit4348]

"Yes, I am them"

[@alibube1337]

“Okay, so you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?”

[@CupofAle]

"Yes."

[@samanthawit4348]

"Ok what's your name?"

[@itsmekyiaa]

“Mary”

[@TGRAM7]

Awwww poor Mary. She seems like a sweet lady. I respect the operator for being so patient and kind with her. ❤️

[@icepick859]

The 3rd call really reminds me of the first time being stoned. The anxiety, the paranoia, the time going really slow

[@miapdx503]

Yes! He really nailed it.

[@icebergrose8955]

Drink orange juice, Vit C will bring you down, old hippy trick.

[@muttlee9195]

I’d just sleeeeeeeeeep ooooo

[@stephaniem2743]

Yeah, that one was too real for me. Of course, I also threw up a bunch. Terrible time, never wanted to risk that again. I can still see the humor in it though

[@muttlee9195]

They just took a little too much no one has died from Cannabis good they ate it rather than smoked which is dreadful just don’t do it every day ❤️

[@notapop2961]

I have some MAD respecc for Mary now

[@johncapodilupo6876]

NeonCatboy 44 respect*

[@jiminthefurry6240]

John Capodilupo r/wooooosh

[@jp4431]

MADD*

[@_anonymousuwu_5626]

r/wooosh

[@kaystar1443]

John Capodilupo you just got woooshed homie

[@yoruka_]

Mary She a little confused but she got the spirit

[@vampyrezz]

And the spirit is Vodka XD

[@CamuichorisStarBons64]

@@vampyrezz lol

[@OfTheiAm]

Bruh you just took me back to marlin waynes in scary movie!

[@randomperson2124]

She’s still an upstanding citizen of where she lives… And vodka.

[@pianohelper8873]

Had a little lamb.

[@Burst_AO]

Mary has to be the best one. The sheer amount of honestly she showed and she even apologized for her actions with a voice that seems sincere, it's a courage that many don't have, and many would rather risk getting into an accident while driving drunk than to stop and admit that they're wrong. Not my new favorite person, but Mary has to be up there.

[@andersonm87]

Mike Forbees is a living Legend 😂

[@kunisse9548]

Operator: Do you want me to come and shoot her? Caller: That’s not funny, I’m gonna report you!! Operator: I don’t blame you a bit. I’m dying haha

[@caroline-kn1qw]

he probs just wanted to shoot a gun lol

[@nejtacj5107]

9:51

[@yannisvh]

This was too funny lol

[@haydendube5174]

STOP REPEATING WE WATCHED IT

[@bluetoothbutton2339]

roblox be like :

[@purplepotato1814]

"I was drinking all over" "I'm sorry" "I shouldn't be driving" Mary is a frickin sweetheart😭

[@oliveoil1282]

I feel like I've never heard of a Mary who was a bad person. Every Mary I've ever heard about is a lovely person

[@OfTheiAm]

@@oliveoil1282 Now Linda's....Lindas you gotta watch out for ....Don't even get me started on Missy's lol

[@havilavi472]

@@OfTheiAm ahahaha 🤣 u are exactly right

[@jamesmclean8623]

We saw the video

[@lofkii]

@@oliveoil1282 Bloody Mary.

[@roguelamp6991]

I personally think the first one wasn't out of dumbness but out of self awareness, takes a true man to admit that your doing something dangerious.

[@peacefindersimply5001]

It was a woman lol

[@siapabbchan1915]

*woman woMAN

[@benjaminrapp7418]

​@@siapabbchan1915 Woah... man...

[@JohnDoe-fx9eb]

I literally felt the heat radiating from the 45 year old lady

[@justjaydenb]

"I'm gonna file a complaint" "That's... I dont blame you a bit"

[@janordahl]

I died 🤣

[@Marcel-pf8jk]

bruh im so sorry for him he didnt mean to 🤣

[@leahrosario3061]

that had me rolling😭🤣

[@overripeschnitzel]

"Do you want me to shoot them?" LMFAOOOO

[@CamuichorisStarBons64]

@Jung Kookie I liked it so not anymore

[@aspercisse4690]

“I think we’re dying” .....”i think we’re dead”

[@nate5051]

That happened to me in fortnite once

[@majikura6261]

@@nate5051 ironic

[@Kashshortz]

@Sillymouse04 ik u feel scared af

[@kenziewinn9989]

bekwtf I never been high or anything like that

[@okgutesviddo3070]

Why the women don't said you can't die on weed

[@RoosterCogburn2112]

"time is going by really, really, really, really slow" I felt that 😂😂😂

[@KCKrumbcake]

Mad respect to Mary. Gigachad energy.

[@nolesy34]

Big big energy

[@Hezoyam10]

1st caller: "I am them" 2nd caller:"she are the manager"

[@ilan9588]

"I am them" is ok but the Operator asked "you am them?"

[@TakaoSenpai]

I think we watched the same video

[@franklin-_-3488]

@@ilan9588 shvtry4 Joe biagini

[@snorlax7640]

3rd caller “I think we are dead.”

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@ilan9588 what'a wrong with what the operator said? They're just mimicking and quoting the weird sentence back to mary

[@dooeytee6715]

The guy that overdosed on weed was actually a police officer at the time and the marijuana he took from the evidence room. Makes it 100 times funnier.

[@thelemonheads4853]

😂

[@CHOM-fm3io]

Source?

[@lordkiza8838]

Legend has it she's still on the living room ground to this day.

[@CHOM-fm3io]

@@dooeytee6715 kinda

[@alirader]

@@CHOM-fm3iome too. Me too...

[@Cynorwin]

Omg that dispatcher who questioned the guy about the brownies was driving ME crazy! I can only imagine how it felt for him being high as a kite lmaoo. I know those questions felt like it was lasting foreeeeeverr.🤣🤣

[@mariannerush3186]

I almost spit out my coffee with the woman asking for Officer Sanchez. 🤣 Nice to know we can order dates on 911 now! 🤣

[@charlesfleetwood8585]

That was dumb as hell that could have took them away from someone that really needed help it's a shame how it's ok for certain people to do dumb shit like that but it will be all kinds of racists nasty comments if another race have done the same thing and don't try to tell me it doesn't happen because i see it all the time

[@jenx5870]

Was it the same Officer Sanchez that ate the brownies? It would complete the circle of dumb calls...

[@smokeytaboo]

@@charlesfleetwood8585 I agree with the first part, that was stupid as hell and that lady was annoying af but why bring race into it?

[@charlesfleetwood8585]

@@smokeytaboo because it's the truth start paying more attention to these comments when the different racist is doing the same thing in see the out come with the comments

[@TheKitKatThe]

@@charlesfleetwood8585what??? this was never a race thing

[@hockeybros4032]

Mary is very honest. She even apologized. She sounds like a very respectful woman

[@sovietsquidward5488]

Yep good people can make bad decisions and correct them, seems like a wonderful woman

[@MAF4228]

777 likes ow time to ruin it

[@darkNovaskar]

Too bad she's not a responsible woman

[@VxnzSoloz]

@@darkNovaskar dude she called the cops on herself ofc shes responsible wtf is ur logic

[@VxnzSoloz]

Yh mary is cute little sister type lmaooo

[@7ngelVrk]

Mary’s call isn’t stupid. She turned herself in thats good!

[@vivianju2526]

Vaishnavi's World honest and mature

[@willmoran5694]

She just wanted a ride home

[@nolastaham4410]

That’s dumb asf

[@destinyrose5]

Vaishnavi's World yeah

[@fritzelstonortiz4181]

r/whoooosh

[@brainwashingdetergent4322]

The humor of the last one was an 11/10

[@MrJeremytpage]

I think that First Lady is one of the smartest people I’ve seen. She did something stupid, but realized her issue and reported herself. She probably saved a life.

[@5celestialcosplays750]

“A few hours later Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace.” Best line ever

[@yasmanisantana1336]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dragonflyer9867]

I love that one

[@dragonflyer9867]

Plus I’m i. Michigan in my hotel right now

[@saw2005.]

@@dragonflyer9867 michigan same

[@dragonflyer9867]

@@saw2005. I’m back in kanas I was just meeting my great grandpa before he died he died thursday

[@julietneale1828]

i love the guy that said, “should we come over and shoot her?” he sounded like he was holding in a laugh

[@kennymiller5408]

No matter how many times I hear the brownie call it still makes me laugh 😂🤣

[@giuglianacamelia217]

There is a track by Jamie Jones called 911 that samples the brownie caller,I recognised it straight away 😆

[@deviniachambers6964]

Operator:”Do you want me to come over and shoot her?” Me: 😱 Edit: Oh damn thanks for the likes

[@slolanx4027]

Mary:”yes please!”

[@deviniachambers6964]

White tiger ! HAH 😂😂

[@deviniachambers6964]

Berit Estes ?

[@pokerplayer4197]

It was dumb though tbh

[@deviniachambers6964]

Honey Milk it was 👍🏻 But funny.

[@caseyashworth8016]

"Do you have any weapons in the house?" "No" _Later_ "Do you have any weapons in the house?" "You already asked me that" "And what did you say?" "Yeah, well, no, we do" *_A few hours after the call, Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace._*

[@Marcel-pf8jk]

this is gold

[@haibalev1083]

*sAnChEz wAs NoT dEaD*

[@callmesilver2683]

Looks like a JoJo monologue

[@jamesmclean8623]

We saw the video

[@caseyashworth8016]

@@jamesmclean8623 No way! Good thing because I was about to quote the rest too

[@amandalee748]

Thank you Mary for saving yourself and someone else life. Drunk driving can lead to tragedy.

[@eyeseer1]

9-1-1 operators deserve medals everyday for taking the absolute patience and compassion of dealing with these people on the phone. They are absolute champions as people.

[@victoriaabenoja6562]

Mary is the most respectful drunk person I've ever heard. edit: ah yes we love a year old comment 😀👍 edit 2: THREE YEARS? time flies

[@KUYAMIN]

fr

[@heedfoo6780]

True tho

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

I knowww

[@familyaw2011]

F

[@darthinvaderzimm]

Ikr

[@ssjineon7032]

I think we're dying yeah I think we're dead already. 😂🤣

[@OmegaGamer707]

SSJI Neon that one got me to lol

[@dakoda887]

Lol first time doing brownies

[@davidxx0]

SSJI Neon bruh this is in my friends city💀

[@grantxd5195]

bruh the same thing happened to me lmao

[@Kaiandherfloof]

SSJI Neon remind me not to eat brownies ever again lmao

[@Toketree]

We all love you Mary. You’re an inspiration to us all. They better have given her serious leniency.

[@saraimartin8669]

“How many do you get that call in on themselves?” 🤣 R.E.S.P.E.C.T bro, madddd respect! ✊🏼

[@robsyhood]

"well, i don't wanna hurt anybody" don't throw her to jail :(

[@simplyunnoticeable55]

Don't put her in debt either

[@robsyhood]

@Ping me and your gay :D atleast don't put her to jail? ask her to pay for the fine then :(

[@squidwardxclarinet4756]

She still gotta go, but they could lessen her time in jail cuz she turned herself in

[@iburahimu3911]

chiboinks You're gay now

[@justaike3690]

Mary's a good person, a really good person

[@zachary4137]

Hey at least Mary turned herself in instead of getting someone killed

[@jambie]

@AllieMacaroni well thx for destroying that bruh

[@grubscream]

I don’t wanna like it because it’s at 666 likes.

[@brianhoward7277]

"Please come! What time is it? I'm 28...no wait I'm 29. Please come! Are you coming? No, I'm just, I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by, really, really, really slow. Please send rescue." 😂

[@theparagamer786]

“I’m gonna file a formal complaint!” “That’s…I don’t blame you a bit.” Good man.

[@iyfll]

Legend has it that the women still didn’t get her chicken nuggets.

[@Diego-rc1ri]

You mean her money

[@ohnoourtable2658]

WomAN

[@HoneyxBee-yw7lw]

I honestly felt bad. She just wanted her money back

[@OneBelowTheAll]

And her money and mcdoubles

[@roccferd]

Legend has it she never got that McDouble.

[@thekellyandhayleishow5709]

Lol that last one seemed like the operator was done with the day, tired and wanted to go home so he tried to make a joke and laugh it off

[@cassanovax8368]

I feel bad for him because that lady got really upset with it.

[@manicanimations7813]

@@cassanovax8368 well I mean, if I was in a scary situation and it's serious and the operator said that I wouldn't be to happy either. You're about to possibly die for goodness sake and someone cracks a joke.

[@cassanovax8368]

@@manicanimations7813 I know that, but this wasn't a big deal persay, it got solved regardless.

[@DorianTMChannel]

@@cassanovax8368 Yeah I mean he could've handled it more professionally but she overreacted. Also keep in mind 911 operators have to deal with some really horrible stuff, and joking around helps them to cope with it.

[@antoniorondao6642]

Manic Animations she was fighting a 12 year old

[@blurry6725]

Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am” 911: Do you want us to come shoot her?” caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint” 911; “I don’t blame you one bit” My guy really didn’t wanna be a dispatcher.

[@jacobtrujillo1237]

I loved that part. I feel bad for the guy, he saw an opportunity for a great joke and took it.

[@blurry6725]

Jacob Trujillo ya, i feel kinda bad for him too, but i can see why the caller wanted to report the dispatcher tho.

[@jacobtrujillo1237]

@@blurry6725 yeah

[@thagodwecreate5179]

"formal complaint" for a joke? What a bitch. And a lot of truth is said in jest...seriously what does she want police to do? 12 years old bring out of control is not criminal, that's your problem lady.

[@elt2773]

@@thagodwecreate5179 you're the bitch. You dont "joke" about shooting 12 year olds

[@caedonjohnson.5279]

Caller: I am drunk and driving. 911: can you stop driving? Caller: sure. Problem solved.

[@carteroakley8812]

I almost liked ur comment. Didn’t want to ruin it

[@caedonjohnson.5279]

@@carteroakley8812 I did it for u👍😊

[@ShA-sm2ov]

@@caedonjohnson.5279 NO. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO. NOW IT'S UNEVEN.

[@OfTheiAm]

@@ShA-sm2ov OCD be real out here in these streets

[@Peabody388]

​@@carteroakley8812ocd amirite?

[@WheelerRickRambles]

The couple HAF off the brownies… I’m in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…I soooo want video of it!!

[@Musik216]

I know the 911 operator who asked, "Do you want us to come and shoot her?" is kicking himself right now in the unemployment line, BUT THANK YOU FOR THAT LAUGH!! That woman's reaction was solid😂😂😂😂😂 09:48

[@nasorabusin9367]

“We made brownies and I think we’re dead”😂

[@lrowe5846]

LOL

[@Agent00Dash]

LOL

[@felicitysj6246]

LOL

[@user-ix7ew8yp2k]

LMAO

[@mickey1695]

😂

[@bleuebrade3655]

Could you imagine if every criminal was like Mary: Criminal: Hello, I am commiting murder. Dispacher: Did you do it? C: Nah, I'm just about to D: Can you stop? C: Yeah, I'll stop D: Can you stop now? C: Yeah, alright, I'll stop

[@salettesolis9618]

lol

[@3_ormorecharacters]

and that's how the suicide helpline was created

[@lh2988]

Right 😂

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

@@3_ormorecharacters dark. I respect that.

[@hhq9423]

i laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

[@boneybone8123]

09:52 LMAO That was brilliant! Mike Forbess, you rock man!

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

Interesting case with Mary. She could've just realized she was doing something wrong, stopped driving and never spoken about it to anyone. But she decided to go the full way and turn herself in. Perhaps to really teach herself a lesson? In either case, that's quite worthy of respect.

[@p0is0n49]

I mean, the first one isn't dumb. She was being honest.

[@maddieslifestylie.x1348]

I mean 😢 she was honest

[@jessieqk12]

She was honestly dumb.

[@somarushinde1704]

at first it feels like somting dumb but becomes hosnestly holsom

[@asmilingcat8440]

@@jessieqk12 your honesty rude

[@johanselturbides7513]

Well she decided to drive while drunk so I think she was both

[@trishalondon4451]

“i am them” phrase of the millennium

[@_delta_music_]

You am them?

[@mustafa-cx2fg]

they/them 🤣

[@monkeygamingboss]

Question for her: am i speaking only to Marry or am i talking to 2 people at once?

[@valhatan3907]

Lmao

[@ri1114]

How? What did they do?

[@SJReid82]

I really hope that officercalled that woman. That whole call was oddly adorable.

[@mjr6830]

“i think we’re dead. i really do” took me out 😭😭😭😭

[@juliettemurphy6262]

“Sanchez realized that he was nOt dEaD”

[@psychosoty8798]

Juliette murphy should be the top comment istg lmao

[@juliettemurphy6262]

Lmao tyyyy

[@_slow_4.6l_]

😂😂😂🤣

[@_slow_4.6l_]

I’m dead 💀💀

[@thelemonheads4853]

Dyinnng

[@brehwtf]

90% of the comments “Mary is an honest woman” 10% Random crap

[@benwalter9385]

JeuxPlaysGaming 70%Mary comments 30%Jokes praising this police officer 20%Comments about the other call

[@NHAFFFF]

And then there's you

[@-zyannalynx-]

1% your comment

[@emmaline.]

1% stupidity (that's you)

[@unicornjasminesun]

Literally

[@MrsRobinson0741]

The brownies 😂🤣😂🤣 I think we are dying…I think I’m dead! Time is going by really, really, really, really slow 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Gail.silvertongue]

“You still there, sir?” 💀

[@unlessitskk]

Everyone: *talking about mary* Me: what type of McDonald’s doesn’t have chicken nuggets

[@tittieboy]

Can’t tell if your female or not but if you are cringe.

[@tittieboy]

Oh yeah you are female

[@tittieboy]

We don’t like your kind around here

[@tittieboy]

And a mega cringe one at that too

[@riverpenguinlegs4849]

@@tittieboy you're bullying a 14 year old child for being female i hate gamers

[@noah8262]

Dude, third guy isn’t dumb he was just scared for him and his wife Edit: Redacted

[@valenciachapman4312]

I'm annoyed with the operator I get that she was supposed to ask questions BUT DAMN LADY CHILL WITH THE QUESTIONS YOU SEE THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW

[@kevincorley1750]

Bruh that operator was annoying asffff

[@vh2787]

Yeah you can hear her attitude and she sounds so fucking annoying i wanna punch her

[@valenciachapman4312]

@@vh2787 SAME

[@pinkfluffy82]

Exactly and the operator sucked >:(

[@Maddie-fc2hw]

“You am them?”😂😂😂

[@snowieken]

"You am them?", so drily delivered.

[@behemothbob]

“Honey I’m just gonna be honest with you” I’m dead😂😂

[@3_ormorecharacters]

but sanchez isn't 😎

[@theindecisivecrest]

How ironic you have 911 likes. I will be the like button for anyone who doesn’t want to mess it up.

[@AlexTheSomething]

So right now at my school i just came home bc my teacher let us go early at home the ambulance will come because a kid jumped on the stairs and bang his head on the wall very hard and made a hole in his skull there were blood on his hands and his face was full of blood the ambulance is there right now and now im scared to go on stairs

[@AlexTheSomething]

He was screaming swears there was blood on the stairs

[@SumriseHD]

@@theindecisivecrest ✈️

[@kaenryuuart543]

Marry: i am them Operator: you am them? Me: looks like she's not the only one who is drunk

[@kittenmimi5326]

I think operator is just quoting the weird sentence back to mary... coz if the operator had used "I" instead of "you" that would have referred to operator n not mary

[@kaenryuuart543]

@@kittenmimi5326 i mean..... you......AM THEM????

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@kaenryuuart543 read my comment again, I'm just saying that I think, the operator is saying "you am them??" to quote Mary's weird sentence, so the operator's intention is to ask Mary: "huh? What do you mean by saying you am them?" Soo then I conclude that it's not because the operator have terrible grammar. But then again I could be wrong, idk

[@maxgeopiano]

@@kittenmimi5326 Couldn't he have asked "You are them?" though...

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@maxgeopiano oh yea

[@aaawazaa]

Mary is giving "im not IN danger, I AM THE DANGER" vibes

[@Derplander90]

Had me at “I think we are dead” 😅

[@lasagna7364]

Operator: How much does she take on a regular basis? Edward: Yes.

[@XxDimeExX]

Last Operator: I don’t blame you a bit. Sounds like Chandler when he knows he messed up with one his jokes.lmao

[@souky110]

So true

[@overripeschnitzel]

yes. friends.

[@Tht1Dude]

Y'all talking bout friends? My initial thought was mrbeast hahahaha

[@Tht1Dude]

@johnny ember *BRUH*

[@alliegrady9481]

"I think we are dead" lmao I was dying while watching this

[@mentalimbalance6808]

He greened out so bad! I bet they felt their pulse in their toes😂😂😂😂😂

[@corey8778]

"overdose on what?" "marijuana" ".... ok?"

[@corey8778]

LMAO OKAY IT MAKES MORE SENSE THEYVE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE IM DEAD

[@ventox1054]

@@corey8778 i can relate to him

[@indigostormxd3339]

Other people: I think there was something in the brownies Sanchez: I think there was something in the marjuana

[@MalaYLoca]

Lmfaoooo

[@corey8778]

@Big J you actually can,, if you end up vomiting or "greened out" that's considered an overdose bc you took more than you could handle. obv u won't die but you still took too big of a dose, if that makes sense. ppl can also hallucinate and have seizures after smoking too much weed, but it's usually ppl like this who have 0 tolerance and decided their first experience w weed should involve a ton of edibles. that, or their body chemistry just isn't cut out for weed. ppl can also develop an allergy to weed called cannabis hyperemesis syndrome, which makes u vomit whether or not u smoked that day, cos it fucks w ur body chemical homeostasis or whatever

[@kayprivate2720]

You can tell Mike Forbees had been praying for a call like that, so he could drop that zinger on them. He was so proud of himself.

[@staceytate4758]

Probably been getting many calls like that and couldn't handle it and made the joke. There's a non emergency number for a reason. Unless that troubled kid had a weapon, definitely call 911.

[@ghstoperator4905]

I would have said the same tbh, man is a legend for saying what we all want to say

[@maxxard7992]

Timestamp?

[@kayprivate2720]

@@maxxard7992 9:47

[@sawney.21]

I find the joke harmless and he sounded like a good guy LoL

[@Emunah13819]

"You *_am_* them?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@syrup_710]

Those reels are turning the opposite direction 🤣

[@axoltr3536]

Operator: You want me to come shoot ‘er Caller: That’s not funny, Operator: I know it’s a joke.

[@jeremiahjohnson8059]

The trickster

[@secretlysanesparrow1152]

This guy: “I think we’re dead, I really do...” Also him: *Talking on the phone*

[@littlespinycactus]

Delighted to hear Mr Sanchez realised he wasn't dead.

[@samuelcolt2600]

Man. These things never get old, but I can not believe the pure and unadulterated ignorance of the world….. it’s truly astounding.

[@user-hh2is9kg9j]

“I think we’re dead.” He was high as fuck and paranoid.

[@marmadukereal1399]

Lmao for real he was fine

[@lola58248]

That’s hilarious 😆

[@AceSantiago]

@@lola58248 I'magne the situation when his police squad got their lmao

[@carpathianken]

Marijuana overdose can stir up the fright centres in your brain something terrible, especially when you ingest it by way of edibles.

[@michaeljordan9879]

Don’t send the police. Send over the guy’s mom and her really, really religious friend. That’s a buzzkill.

[@devmn204]

"OK, so you want to call and report you are driving drunk?" "....yes." PSYCH MISSION FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

[@mb2871]

My brain hurts now..... thanks😑😑

[@MarlboroManiac]

Task failed successfully

[@AnAdorableWombat]

Marijuana caller was just high as hell lmaooooo he said I think we're dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomcruise1]

I wish there were more people like Mary... She got drunk, made a bad decision, realised it, and done the right thing. Respect. Don't drink and drive!

[@prozaxz]

Untoasted bread

[@alvarotriguerosalonso7630]

It was better the "Do you want us to come there and shoot her?"

[@mattp283]

NO ONE LIKE it’s at 420 likes

[@ssyudou7306]

@@mattp283 wow Haha funny number Haha-_-

[@eilythurston5250]

hmmbrgr • 20 years ago it will be my Senior quote in the yearbook 😎

[@prozaxz]

@@eilythurston5250 😎

[@vincentweatherly9991]

The brownie call, the caller sounded calmer than the dispatcher

[@kevbarron6501]

Yeah he was stoned. 🤯🥴

[@linag7308]

I think she was the one on drugs. She was slurring her words.

[@sapmz1990]

She needs to have some of this brownies and chill

[@nico-iw6co]

ya she sounded rly nervous. she must’ve been new at the job

[@ciel_vanitas]

cuz hes dead, duh