5 DUMBEST 911 CALLS OF ALL TIME!

[@911callz]

Another funny one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5XLq3dsgpiEsKM

[@syexFN]

@@SirWampus mama

[@pacotaco5526]

@Laticia Mory so, your "girlfriend"!? I'll be honest, I have a hard time actually believing u are a lesbian "laticia. I think u just copy n pasted it without even stopping for 2 second's to edit it to "boyfriend". 😏

[@thebullwhisperer916]

Why did you show her real name? That's not nice

[@spinz5937]

Lol your pfp looks like penguin eyes at first glance

[@SpikeThunderstrike]

That’s a Netflix trailer, you idiot

[@leelynnene]

mary: “i AM them.” operator: “you *am* them?”

[@hamloaff]

@Alex Iancu they're just quoting what the 911 operator said

[@CheesecakeLord.]

I A M T H E M

[@Tricks_99]

@Alex Iancu r/whoosh

[@featheryfemme]

Edit: Okay, before you read the rest of this thread, just know that I was not trying to be a dick here, but I totally was one. A genuine thanks to everyone involved for the much-needed wake-up call! @AmazingLayla Firstly, it's woooosh with four o's. Secondly, stop linking subreddits outside of reddit. It's pointless.

[@Tricks_99]

@@featheryfemme geez sorry

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

I respect Mary for turning herself in.

[@jacobmccorry125]

Yeah I don't have that much respect for those who get behind the wheel drunk, and end up killing someone. However Mary seems like a good decent person realizing she was drunk and she didn't wanna hurt anyone she was just drunk. If more people where like her maybe there would be less alcohol related accidents. Mary knew she was most likely going to jail but she realized her life and other peoples lives are more important. I hope the judge was lenient on her for making the right decision.

[@TheRealMr.Cheese.]

Jacob McCorry or she was just so drunk that she turned herself in

[@MariaCastro-ye6sn]

Indeed

[@Emily.Russell]

Same

[@ben7445]

Yeah like how is that dumb

[@feealler9404]

Operator: What's your name? Caller: Mary Operator: Are you still there, *sir?*

[@josephstalin6246]

Men can have the name mary

[@josephstalin6246]

Rafael Souza men can have the name mary

[@jazzy.melanie5051]

@@raf8850 I read that in his voice

[@pinkfluffy82]

Lol yeah

[@josephstalin6246]

Rafael Souza oh

[@secretsauceskateboarding4337]

Mary calling to report that she realized she was too drunk to drive and asking for help was actually the most responsible thing I've ever seen a drunk person do. She's on a KZbin video for stupid calls, but she didn't kill an entire family by continuing to make a horrible decision that would ruin many lives. Mary's not so bad.

[@lowercase21]

I agree, she just needed some help. God bless her.

[@maxsunshine]

Literally she's not stupid she's literally the smartest drunk ever

[@mcren6781]

They shouldn't give you a DUI if you pull over, stop, and call 911 on yourself.

[@notapop2961]

I have some MAD respecc for Mary now

[@johncapodilupo6876]

NeonCatboy 44 respect*

[@jiminthefurry6240]

John Capodilupo r/wooooosh

[@jp4431]

MADD*

[@_anonymousuwu_5626]

r/wooosh

[@kaystar1443]

John Capodilupo you just got woooshed homie

[@pastelcomet582]

Atleast Mary was actually sober enough to realize that drunk driving is dangerous.

[@personinapoolofpeople7773]

Or drunk enough to turn herself in

[@thegooseking818]

ShayPlayzGamez8 true true

[@09Bape_xx]

Whatever she had to drink must’ve been reeeeaaaal good

[@honeybunnies9543]

{\__/} I guess ( •)- •) ------------ / \ /--- /

[@kennethbunton3812]

The 3rd one wasn't all that bad either...

[@judahjeffries6469]

I trust Mary with my life

[@theurbangoose6918]

Wtf like why I mean she still drank and drive and like what if next time that she isn’t sober enough to realize that she was drunk driving

[@PrototypeFilms1]

@@theurbangoose6918 r/woooosh

[@theurbangoose6918]

Bob Carter yeah for some reason j thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

[@theurbangoose6918]

TW1ST I know I know it’s just I thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

[@barrel6468]

Nathan Thornhill ok but the thing is that she recognized that and turned herself in, WHILE she was drunk

[@immaweirdoindisguise9703]

*"A few hours after the call Sanchez realized he was not dead."* _Smartest man alive._

[@martinkuliza]

Time returned to it's normal pace LMFAO

[@km077]

Not only that- he might have been the second coming of Christ, man.

[@loswochos9176]

I want those brownies

[@intergraphenic]

An intelligent man named Sanchez... Where have I heard that before?

[@martinkuliza]

@@intergraphenic somewhere in the 70s i believe

[@chelseysizemore3792]

911: “are you behind them?” Mary: “no... *i am them*

[@samanthawit4348]

"Yes, I am them"

[@alibube41]

“Okay, so you want to call and report that you are driving drunk?”

[@CupofAle]

"Yes."

[@samanthawit4348]

"Ok what's your name?"

[@itsmekyiaa]

“Mary”

[@jessicamoore2952]

"Do you want us to come over and shoot her?" "Excuse me?!" The kid overhearing the call: *nervous sweating*

[@evie81037]

Jessica Moore screams in español

[@jessicabosch518]

I died 😂

[@painfulpee5789]

969 likes

[@iburahimu3911]

Ur mom UwU 69 1937

[@idkimkindaweirdsorry5250]

“I don’t blame you a bit”

[@mutantzairsoft5815]

Operator: “How many pills does she take on a regular basis?” Caller: “Yeah”

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

Well he was high

[@c1rcles438]

he made a meme

[@haydendube5174]

Yeah we watched it...

[@blingwing3521]

We know.

[@charityd614]

i think when he said that i think he thought the operator was saying how many pills does she take daily like each prescribed for her not just 1 type of pill but he only said vicodin so yikes

[@Okatogurui]

"You am them?" made me burst out laughing.

[@nunyabusiness3832]

He already thinks she's stupid, but he's low key reiterating it 😂

[@5celestialcosplays750]

“A few hours later Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace.” Best line ever

[@yasmanisantana1336]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dragonflyer9867]

I love that one

[@dragonflyer9867]

Plus I’m i. Michigan in my hotel right now

[@saw2005.]

@@dragonflyer9867 michigan same

[@dragonflyer9867]

@@saw2005. I’m back in kanas I was just meeting my great grandpa before he died he died thursday

[@hockeybros4032]

Mary is very honest. She even apologized. She sounds like a very respectful woman

[@sovietsquidward5488]

Yep good people can make bad decisions and correct them, seems like a wonderful woman

[@MAF4228]

777 likes ow time to ruin it

[@darkNovaskar]

Too bad she's not a responsible woman

[@VxnzSoloz]

@@darkNovaskar dude she called the cops on herself ofc shes responsible wtf is ur logic

[@VxnzSoloz]

Yh mary is cute little sister type lmaooo

[@ashlyn6125]

911: Are you behind or in front of them? Caller: *I AM THEM*

[@myahollandia3552]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@circusfreakbandit3366]

2d (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[@phelony3973]

made me think f that spongebob episode 🤣🤣 weeeewhoooo weeeeeewhooooo WHEEEWHOO WEEWHOOO

[@TheMistOfThePast]

What a twist

[@supernovaenyo]

911: You am them? Caller: Yes, I am them.

[@S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty]

The person who dealt with Mary actually did a really good job handling that situation.

[@dalehood1846]

The "brownie" operator, not so much.

[@peterclarke7240]

Nah, she did fine. If she'd talked slowly and calmly to him, he'd have fallen asleep 😂

[@randomstuff7668]

​@@peterclarke7240she asked some questions multiple times bc she forgot the answer. That's not doing a good job a operator should be aware of even the small details and being able to type in everything they hear or being able to remember certain answers.

[@peterclarke7240]

@@randomstuff7668 Do you know why she was doing that? Health professionals are trained to keep talking and seek as much clarity as possible while trying to reduce the risk of a patient passing out or becoming terrified- if he'd panicked or become unconscious, he'd have potentially caused more harm to himself, so keeping him alert and on the phone by asking him repeated questions is a standard tactic while waiting for help to arrive.

[@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan]

@@randomstuff7668 1) asked multiple times to keep the caller occupied 2) asked multiple times if you see the need to verify answers. In this case the answer changed :D

[@justjaydenb]

"I'm gonna file a complaint" "That's... I dont blame you a bit"

[@janordahl]

I died 🤣

[@Marcel-pf8jk]

bruh im so sorry for him he didnt mean to 🤣

[@leahrosario3061]

that had me rolling😭🤣

[@overripeschnitzel]

"Do you want me to shoot them?" LMFAOOOO

[@CamuichorisStarBons64]

@Jung Kookie I liked it so not anymore

[@dooeytee6715]

The guy that overdosed on weed was actually a police officer at the time and the marijuana he took from the evidence room. Makes it 100 times funnier.

[@thelemonheads4853]

😂

[@CHOM-fm3io]

Source?

[@lordkiza8838]

Legend has it she's still on the living room ground to this day.

[@CHOM-fm3io]

@@dooeytee6715 kinda

[@alirader]

@@CHOM-fm3iome too. Me too...

[@dy6ala]

911: okay, are you behind them or....? MARY: I Am them 911: You am them? ME: 😂😂😂

[@tumiemat]

Oliver DYBALA 7 best part of the convo😂🤣🤣🤣

[@LadellTurner]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂

[@jamesmclean8623]

We saw the video

[@lauracorralo7421]

lol

[@rue180]

Lol this was so funny I didn’t laugh

[@mysticxiiii]

Marys call was actually one if the SMARTEST phone calls ive ever heard to 911. Great awareness Mary and thanks for (eventually 😂) doing the right thing.

[@caseyashworth8016]

"Do you have any weapons in the house?" "No" _Later_ "Do you have any weapons in the house?" "You already asked me that" "And what did you say?" "Yeah, well, no, we do" *_A few hours after the call, Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace._*

[@Marcel-pf8jk]

this is gold

[@haibalev1083]

*sAnChEz wAs NoT dEaD*

[@callmesilver2683]

Looks like a JoJo monologue

[@jamesmclean8623]

We saw the video

[@caseyashworth8016]

@@jamesmclean8623 No way! Good thing because I was about to quote the rest too

[@zachary4137]

Hey at least Mary turned herself in instead of getting someone killed

[@jambie]

@AllieMacaroni well thx for destroying that bruh

[@grubhubkid]

I don’t wanna like it because it’s at 666 likes.

[@Hezoyam10]

1st caller: "I am them" 2nd caller:"she are the manager"

[@ilan9588]

"I am them" is ok but the Operator asked "you am them?"

[@TakaoSenpai]

I think we watched the same video

[@franklin-_-3488]

@@ilan9588 shvtry4 Joe biagini

[@snorlax7640]

3rd caller “I think we are dead.”

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@ilan9588 what'a wrong with what the operator said? They're just mimicking and quoting the weird sentence back to mary

[@rosykindbunny1313]

"Are you behind them, or..." *"No, I am them."* Damn, what a plot twist...

[@juliebraden6911]

You am them?

[@DC.....]

​@@juliebraden6911 No you am not because I am them

[@ghshrksidhc5460]

Props to Sanchez for realising that he's not dead.

[@goodgenes0]

hi

[@goodgenes0]

hi

[@goodgenes0]

hi

[@goodgenes0]

hi

[@goodgenes0]

hi

[@thekellyandhayleishow5709]

Lol that last one seemed like the operator was done with the day, tired and wanted to go home so he tried to make a joke and laugh it off

[@cassanovaxviii]

I feel bad for him because that lady got really upset with it.

[@manicanimations7813]

@@cassanovaxviii well I mean, if I was in a scary situation and it's serious and the operator said that I wouldn't be to happy either. You're about to possibly die for goodness sake and someone cracks a joke.

[@cassanovaxviii]

@@manicanimations7813 I know that, but this wasn't a big deal persay, it got solved regardless.

[@DorianTMChannel]

@@cassanovaxviii Yeah I mean he could've handled it more professionally but she overreacted. Also keep in mind 911 operators have to deal with some really horrible stuff, and joking around helps them to cope with it.

[@antoniorondao6642]

Manic Animations she was fighting a 12 year old

[@robsyhood]

"well, i don't wanna hurt anybody" don't throw her to jail :(

[@simplyunnoticeable55]

Don't put her in debt either

[@robsyhood]

@Ping me and your gay :D atleast don't put her to jail? ask her to pay for the fine then :(

[@squidwardxclarinet4756]

She still gotta go, but they could lessen her time in jail cuz she turned herself in

[@iburahimu3911]

chiboinks You're gay now

[@justaike3690]

Mary's a good person, a really good person

[@userunknown4331]

"Do you want us to shoot her for ya?" BRO I AM DEAD 😂😂💀

[@osheridan]

Tbh I feel bad for the woman, that sounds like a genuinely terrifying thing for a cop to say

[@xy4489]

The joke lands flat in the current year, tbh.

[@mariayoung7659]

​@@osheridanthe woman called 911 so was NOT talking to a police officer she was talking to a disbatch operator. Cops never answer a phone call that's what disbatch is for lol

[@annorome]

@@mariayoung7659 except it is "dispatch" and not "-batch".

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

except when it's "disbitch"@@annorome

[@kunisse9548]

Operator: Do you want me to come and shoot her? Caller: That’s not funny, I’m gonna report you!! Operator: I don’t blame you a bit. I’m dying haha

[@caroline-kn1qw]

he probs just wanted to shoot a gun lol

[@nejtacj5107]

9:51

[@yannisvh]

This was too funny lol

[@haydendube5174]

STOP REPEATING WE WATCHED IT

[@bluetoothbutton2339]

roblox be like :

[@victoriaabenoja6562]

Mary is the most respectful drunk person I've ever heard. edit: ah yes we love a year old comment 😀👍 edit 2: THREE YEARS? time flies

[@KUYAMIN]

fr

[@heedfoo6780]

True tho

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

I knowww

[@familyaw2011]

F

[@darthinvaderzimm]

Ikr

[@aspercisse4690]

“I think we’re dying” .....”i think we’re dead”

[@nate5051]

That happened to me in fortnite once

[@majikura6261]

@@nate5051 ironic

[@Kash760]

@Sillymouse04 ik u feel scared af

[@kenziewinn9989]

bekwtf I never been high or anything like that

[@okgutesviddo3070]

Why the women don't said you can't die on weed

[@TGRAM7]

Awwww poor Mary. She seems like a sweet lady. I respect the operator for being so patient and kind with her. ❤️

[@purplepotato1814]

"I was drinking all over" "I'm sorry" "I shouldn't be driving" Mary is a frickin sweetheart😭

[@oliveoil1282]

I feel like I've never heard of a Mary who was a bad person. Every Mary I've ever heard about is a lovely person

[@OfTheiAm]

@@oliveoil1282 Now Linda's....Lindas you gotta watch out for ....Don't even get me started on Missy's lol

[@havilavi472]

@@OfTheiAm ahahaha 🤣 u are exactly right

[@jamesmclean8623]

We saw the video

[@lofkii]

@@oliveoil1282 Bloody Mary.

[@yoruka_]

Mary She a little confused but she got the spirit

[@vampyrezz]

And the spirit is Vodka XD

[@CamuichorisStarBons64]

@@vampyrezz lol

[@OfTheiAm]

Bruh you just took me back to marlin waynes in scary movie!

[@randomperson2124]

She’s still an upstanding citizen of where she lives… And vodka.

[@pianohelper8873]

Had a little lamb.

[@blurry6725]

Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am” 911: Do you want us to come shoot her?” caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint” 911; “I don’t blame you one bit” My guy really didn’t wanna be a dispatcher.

[@jacobtrujillo1237]

I loved that part. I feel bad for the guy, he saw an opportunity for a great joke and took it.

[@blurry6725]

Jacob Trujillo ya, i feel kinda bad for him too, but i can see why the caller wanted to report the dispatcher tho.

[@jacobtrujillo1237]

@@blurry6725 yeah

[@thagodwecreate5179]

"formal complaint" for a joke? What a bitch. And a lot of truth is said in jest...seriously what does she want police to do? 12 years old bring out of control is not criminal, that's your problem lady.

[@elt2773]

@@thagodwecreate5179 you're the bitch. You dont "joke" about shooting 12 year olds

[@Burst_AO_Studios]

Mary has to be the best one. The sheer amount of honestly she showed and she even apologized for her actions with a voice that seems sincere, it's a courage that many don't have, and many would rather risk getting into an accident while driving drunk than to stop and admit that they're wrong. Not my new favorite person, but Mary has to be up there.

[@ssjineon7032]

I think we're dying yeah I think we're dead already. 😂🤣

[@OmegaGamer707]

SSJI Neon that one got me to lol

[@dakoda887]

Lol first time doing brownies

[@davidxx0]

SSJI Neon bruh this is in my friends city💀

[@grantxd5195]

bruh the same thing happened to me lmao

[@Kaiandherfloof]

SSJI Neon remind me not to eat brownies ever again lmao

[@bleuebrade3655]

Could you imagine if every criminal was like Mary: Criminal: Hello, I am commiting murder. Dispacher: Did you do it? C: Nah, I'm just about to D: Can you stop? C: Yeah, I'll stop D: Can you stop now? C: Yeah, alright, I'll stop

[@salettesolis9618]

lol

[@3_ormorecharacters]

and that's how the suicide helpline was created

[@lh2988]

Right 😂

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

@@3_ormorecharacters dark. I respect that.

[@hhq9423]

i laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

[@iyfll]

Legend has it that the women still didn’t get her chicken nuggets.

[@Diego-rc1ri]

You mean her money

[@ohnoourtable2658]

WomAN

[@HoneyxBee-yw7lw]

I honestly felt bad. She just wanted her money back

[@OneBelowTheAll]

And her money and mcdoubles

[@roccferd]

Legend has it she never got that McDouble.

[@icepick859]

The 3rd call really reminds me of the first time being stoned. The anxiety, the paranoia, the time going really slow

[@miapdx503]

Yes! He really nailed it.

[@icebergrose8955]

Drink orange juice, Vit C will bring you down, old hippy trick.

[@muttlee9195]

I’d just sleeeeeeeeeep ooooo

[@stephaniem2743]

Yeah, that one was too real for me. Of course, I also threw up a bunch. Terrible time, never wanted to risk that again. I can still see the humor in it though

[@muttlee9195]

They just took a little too much no one has died from Cannabis good they ate it rather than smoked which is dreadful just don’t do it every day ❤️

[@7ngelVrk]

Mary’s call isn’t stupid. She turned herself in thats good!

[@vivianju2526]

Vaishnavi's World honest and mature

[@willmoran5694]

She just wanted a ride home

[@nolastaham4410]

That’s dumb asf

[@destinyrose5]

Vaishnavi's World yeah

[@fritzelstonortiz4181]

r/whoooosh

[@nasorabusin9367]

“We made brownies and I think we’re dead”😂

[@lrowe5846]

LOL

[@Agent00Dash]

LOL

[@felicitysj6246]

LOL

[@和樹詩桜]

LMAO

[@mickey1695]

😂

[@juliettemurphy6262]

“Sanchez realized that he was nOt dEaD”

[@psychosoty8798]

Juliette murphy should be the top comment istg lmao

[@juliettemurphy6262]

Lmao tyyyy

[@_slow_4.6l_]

😂😂😂🤣

[@_slow_4.6l_]

I’m dead 💀💀

[@thelemonheads4853]

Dyinnng

[@andersonm87]

Mike Forbees is a living Legend 😂

[@deviniachambers6964]

Operator:”Do you want me to come over and shoot her?” Me: 😱 Edit: Oh damn thanks for the likes

[@slolanx4027]

Mary:”yes please!”

[@deviniachambers6964]

White tiger ! HAH 😂😂

[@deviniachambers6964]

Berit Estes ?

[@pokerplayer4197]

It was dumb though tbh

[@deviniachambers6964]

Honey Milk it was 👍🏻 But funny.

[@caedonjohnson.5279]

Caller: I am drunk and driving. 911: can you stop driving? Caller: sure. Problem solved.

[@carteroakley8812]

I almost liked ur comment. Didn’t want to ruin it

[@caedonjohnson.5279]

@@carteroakley8812 I did it for u👍😊

[@ShA-sm2ov]

@@caedonjohnson.5279 NO. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO. NOW IT'S UNEVEN.

[@OfTheiAm]

@@ShA-sm2ov OCD be real out here in these streets

[@Peabody388]

​@@carteroakley8812ocd amirite?

[@lasagna7364]

Operator: How much does she take on a regular basis? Edward: Yes.

[@MrJeremytpage]

I think that First Lady is one of the smartest people I’ve seen. She did something stupid, but realized her issue and reported herself. She probably saved a life.

[@p0is0n49]

I mean, the first one isn't dumb. She was being honest.

[@maddieslifestylie.x1348]

I mean 😢 she was honest

[@jessieqk12]

She was honestly dumb.

[@somarushinde1704]

at first it feels like somting dumb but becomes hosnestly holsom

[@asmilingcat8440]

@@jessieqk12 your honesty rude

[@johanselturbides7513]

Well she decided to drive while drunk so I think she was both

[@trishalondon4451]

“i am them” phrase of the millennium

[@_delta_music_]

You am them?

[@mustafa-cx2fg]

they/them 🤣

[@monkeygamingboss]

Question for her: am i speaking only to Marry or am i talking to 2 people at once?

[@valhatan3907]

Lmao

[@ri1114]

How? What did they do?

[@brehwtf]

90% of the comments “Mary is an honest woman” 10% Random crap

[@benwalter9385]

JeuxPlaysGaming 70%Mary comments 30%Jokes praising this police officer 20%Comments about the other call

[@NHAFFFF]

And then there's you

[@-zyannalynx-]

1% your comment

[@emmaline.]

1% stupidity (that's you)

[@unicornjasminesun]

Literally

[@roguelamp6991]

I personally think the first one wasn't out of dumbness but out of self awareness, takes a true man to admit that your doing something dangerious.

[@peacefindersimply5001]

It was a woman lol

[@siapabbchan1915]

*woman woMAN

[@benjaminrapp7418]

​@@siapabbchan1915 Woah... man...

[@axoltr3536]

Operator: You want me to come shoot ‘er Caller: That’s not funny, Operator: I know it’s a joke.

[@jeremiahjohnson8059]

The trickster

[@vincentweatherly9991]

The brownie call, the caller sounded calmer than the dispatcher

[@kevbarron6501]

Yeah he was stoned. 🤯🥴

[@linag7308]

I think she was the one on drugs. She was slurring her words.

[@sapmz1990]

She needs to have some of this brownies and chill

[@nico-iw6co]

ya she sounded rly nervous. she must’ve been new at the job

[@ciel_isl]

cuz hes dead, duh

[@13lakeSullivan]

Mary, as someone who has been struck on foot by a drunk driver, i really appreciate you. I wish more people had a conscience and clairvoyance as you've shown.

[@MarlaSingersCancer]

I think if someone calls in to report themselves as a DUI they shouldn't be arrested. It would encourage more people to do it.

[@juliavieira9398]

better to go for a short time

[@denizoz9224]

Clairvoyance: the supposed faculty of perceiving things or events in the future or beyond normal sensory contact. You sure thats what you meant?

[@timklafke4712]

@@MarlaSingersCancer yeahh… no that sounds like some stupid ass cop out. They get on the road they face the consequences period

[@fivebrosstopmos]

@@MarlaSingersCancer Thing is is that quickly would turn into a very expensive Uber service very quickly.

[@Toketree]

We all love you Mary. You’re an inspiration to us all. They better have given her serious leniency.

[@unlessitskk]

Everyone: *talking about mary* Me: what type of McDonald’s doesn’t have chicken nuggets

[@tittieboy]

Can’t tell if your female or not but if you are cringe.

[@tittieboy]

Oh yeah you are female

[@tittieboy]

We don’t like your kind around here

[@tittieboy]

And a mega cringe one at that too

[@riverpenguinlegs4849]

@@tittieboy you're bullying a 14 year old child for being female i hate gamers

[@behemothbob]

“Honey I’m just gonna be honest with you” I’m dead😂😂

[@3_ormorecharacters]

but sanchez isn't 😎

[@theindecisivecrest]

How ironic you have 911 likes. I will be the like button for anyone who doesn’t want to mess it up.

[@AlexTheSomething]

So right now at my school i just came home bc my teacher let us go early at home the ambulance will come because a kid jumped on the stairs and bang his head on the wall very hard and made a hole in his skull there were blood on his hands and his face was full of blood the ambulance is there right now and now im scared to go on stairs

[@AlexTheSomething]

He was screaming swears there was blood on the stairs

[@SumriseHD]

@@theindecisivecrest ✈️

[@XxDimeExX]

Last Operator: I don’t blame you a bit. Sounds like Chandler when he knows he messed up with one his jokes.lmao

[@soukscriedhere]

So true

[@overripeschnitzel]

yes. friends.

[@Tht1Dude]

Y'all talking bout friends? My initial thought was mrbeast hahahaha

[@Tht1Dude]

@johnny ember *BRUH*

[@RoosterCogburn2112]

"time is going by really, really, really, really slow" I felt that 😂😂😂

[@kayprivate2720]

You can tell Mike Forbees had been praying for a call like that, so he could drop that zinger on them. He was so proud of himself.

[@staceytate4758]

Probably been getting many calls like that and couldn't handle it and made the joke. There's a non emergency number for a reason. Unless that troubled kid had a weapon, definitely call 911.

[@ghstoperator4905]

I would have said the same tbh, man is a legend for saying what we all want to say

[@maxxard7992]

Timestamp?

[@kayprivate2720]

@@maxxard7992 9:47

[@sawney-21]

I find the joke harmless and he sounded like a good guy LoL

[@corey8778]

"overdose on what?" "marijuana" ".... ok?"

[@corey8778]

LMAO OKAY IT MAKES MORE SENSE THEYVE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE IM DEAD

[@ventox1054]

@@corey8778 i can relate to him

[@indigostormxd3339]

Other people: I think there was something in the brownies Sanchez: I think there was something in the marjuana

[@BillieJean2.0]

Lmfaoooo

[@corey8778]

@Big J you actually can,, if you end up vomiting or "greened out" that's considered an overdose bc you took more than you could handle. obv u won't die but you still took too big of a dose, if that makes sense. ppl can also hallucinate and have seizures after smoking too much weed, but it's usually ppl like this who have 0 tolerance and decided their first experience w weed should involve a ton of edibles. that, or their body chemistry just isn't cut out for weed. ppl can also develop an allergy to weed called cannabis hyperemesis syndrome, which makes u vomit whether or not u smoked that day, cos it fucks w ur body chemical homeostasis or whatever

[@user-hh2is9kg9j]

“I think we’re dead.” He was high as fuck and paranoid.

[@marmadukereal1399]

Lmao for real he was fine

[@lola58248]

That’s hilarious 😆

[@AceSantiago]

@@lola58248 I'magne the situation when his police squad got their lmao

[@carpathianken]

Marijuana overdose can stir up the fright centres in your brain something terrible, especially when you ingest it by way of edibles.

[@michaeljordan9879]

Don’t send the police. Send over the guy’s mom and her really, really religious friend. That’s a buzzkill.

[@brainwashingdetergent4322]

The humor of the last one was an 11/10

[@secretlysanesparrow1152]

This guy: “I think we’re dead, I really do...” Also him: *Talking on the phone*

[@kaenryuuart543]

Marry: i am them Operator: you am them? Me: looks like she's not the only one who is drunk

[@kittenmimi5326]

I think operator is just quoting the weird sentence back to mary... coz if the operator had used "I" instead of "you" that would have referred to operator n not mary

[@kaenryuuart543]

@@kittenmimi5326 i mean..... you......AM THEM????

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@kaenryuuart543 read my comment again, I'm just saying that I think, the operator is saying "you am them??" to quote Mary's weird sentence, so the operator's intention is to ask Mary: "huh? What do you mean by saying you am them?" Soo then I conclude that it's not because the operator have terrible grammar. But then again I could be wrong, idk

[@maxgeopiano]

@@kittenmimi5326 Couldn't he have asked "You are them?" though...

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@maxgeopiano oh yea

[@derpyllamasderp]

Caller: There is a killer 911: Who's the killer Caller: I'm the killer 911: Stand where you at...

[@hobisunshine8774]

It was drunk drivning

[@countryoutlaw7972]

@@hobisunshine8774 bruh u stoopid it’s a joke😑

[@THE_DUCKYT]

@@countryoutlaw7972 bruh u stoopid it's a joke😑

[@snowycc]

@@hobisunshine8774 bruh you stoopid it's a joke😑

[@hobisunshine8774]

@@snowycc LMAO I DONT EVEN REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS! XDDDD

[@eyeseer1]

9-1-1 operators deserve medals everyday for taking the absolute patience and compassion of dealing with these people on the phone. They are absolute champions as people.

[@devmn204]

"OK, so you want to call and report you are driving drunk?" "....yes." PSYCH MISSION FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

[@mb2871]

My brain hurts now..... thanks😑😑

[@MarlboroManiac]

Task failed successfully

[@prozaxz]

Untoasted bread

[@alvarotriguerosalonso7630]

It was better the "Do you want us to come there and shoot her?"

[@mattp283]

NO ONE LIKE it’s at 420 likes

[@ssyudou7306]

@@mattp283 wow Haha funny number Haha-_-

[@eilythurston5250]

hmmbrgr • 20 years ago it will be my Senior quote in the yearbook 😎

[@prozaxz]

@@eilythurston5250 😎

[@methegamerx]

“Did you want us to come over and shoot her?” -MIKE FORBESS

[@themightyeagle21]

I love the fact that he was just like, yeah I shouldn't have done that I'm an idiot

[@Kelly-jn4cp]

I think he should get a promotion.

[@kawaiisrs07]

he needs to be promoted

[@RioMuc]

@@Kelly-jn4cp He definitely should be promoted! Why is a mother of a 12 y.o. girl calling the police for? Even Mike Forbess couldn't understand the nature of her call and me neither.

[@suhebmalek1890]

@@RioMuc watch the full story then speak. The girl had some type of diseas. Like she got angry and uncontrollable

[@Cynorwin]

Omg that dispatcher who questioned the guy about the brownies was driving ME crazy! I can only imagine how it felt for him being high as a kite lmaoo. I know those questions felt like it was lasting foreeeeeverr.🤣🤣

[@_eaturveggies01]

That made it 100x funnier because she was being annoying af on purpose 😂❤!!

[@ang3l2507]

“I can’t control my twelve-year-old girl, and she’s as big as I am...” Officer: “Do you want us to come over and shoot her?” “Excuse me?” Officer: “That was a joke. Okay so-“ “Who are you, what is your name?” “Mike Forbess” “Okay that’s not funny *Mike* “ Officer: “ -I’m sorry- .” “Guess what? I’m going to file a formal complaint.” Officer: “Okay I don’t blame you,” Me: *Wheeze* XD

[@Boba-ck6mx]

「 a n g e l i c a 」 officers dont joke they take things srsly ;-;

[@nicolenewsome4863]

@Justine D. Yeah like seriously you can't control your own child? Like really grow a pair.

[@theraheertjes1973]

I love that joke!

[@jelly2584]

Justine D. Some kids with mental illness like autism or severe OCD can get out of control and not only be a harm to their parents but to themselves. So it’s not a case of ‘grow up’

[@ASmarterThanAverageSeel]

“After a few hours Sanchez realized he was not dead and time was moving at a normal pace” *Good job!*

[@Orchidlettux]

Lol!

[@Szokker0]

The time will mive once again.

[@grindx1292]

@@Szokker0 ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMAREEEEE

[@ahhwe-any7434]

Me as an operator: you're not dead, foolio. Him: but I feel like we're gonna Me: you can't die from weed Him: but I don't get time Me: that's bc you're high Him: so why is my wife on the floor Me: bc she's dramatic Him: ok then how do we get unhigh? Me: idk, milk. And start eating. And then go to sleep. Him: ok so ure sure we're not gonna die? Me: yes. Him: r we gonna get arrested Me: k bye That lady could've reassured him some tho. Him: we having a bad trip Me: I can tell. Go watch cartoons or something Him: that's not helping. I'm seeing sh... Me: idk then. Find your happy place. Her: you did what? Damn u stoopit. You know they talk about moderat- forget it. Damn u stoopit

[@ElYuricorn]

I'm sanchez every time I get high

[@alainar2782]

Mary: "I AM THEM." Operator: "YOU AM THEM?"

[@xxxarizzillaxxxx8894]

J. Barnard chill... 😳

[@nigward9344]

J. Barnard Seriously though, 90% of this comment section is filled with the same comments, it’s annoying as hell

[@nigward9344]

J. Barnard Lmao exactly

[@misterstabby9457]

@@j.barnard2669 you dont even know how to use the word idiotic, mate i think you're the idiot here

[@j.barnard2669]

@@misterstabby9457 Idiotic: relating to an idiot; senseless; stupid; silly. I used it as 'senseless'. And your lack of punctuation doesn't help you look real bright. Maybe think before you insert yourself into another's conversation.

[@julietneale1828]

i love the guy that said, “should we come over and shoot her?” he sounded like he was holding in a laugh

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

"Can you send those officers back? One of them is kinda cute." "Of course, I'll let them know about the improper use of the emergency number."

[@jjbulik]

I died laughing 😂

[@bearvillebear1468]

I have a question for you: do you want to go to Heaven? Here's another: WILL you get there? Let me tell you 1. Whether you will go there and 2. If you find you're not on your way there, I'll tell you how to get there. Only two kinds of people get to Heaven: perfect people, and forgiven sinners. What is perfect? Well, not stealing regardless of how insignificant it may seem, not saying a single evil word against anyone - not to mention God sees our thought life. And like a judge in court, a penalty has to be paid when evil is done and laws are broken (e.g. if a murderer was let off in court there would be uproar so how much more God)? In short - we arent perfect, at all. And rather than Heaven, God, if giving us justice, will have to make us pay for our crimes by death and eternal damnation in an everlasting fire and torment. THAT’s how much God hates sin. BUT: There is a way that we can be saved. AND completely forgiven. Jesus - the Son of God - came down to live a perfect life without sin, conquering all evil and the devil's sinful, lustful traps that so easily ensnare us. Jesus overcame all of that, and was then sentenced to death on a cross. While on the cross, God poured out the anger and wrath of sin on His Son - Jesus took OUR fine of damnation in our place. That’s how much He loves us. Unbearable pain and being separated from God. EVERY single evil thought, word or deed that doesnt line up with God' perfection, every sin you ever have/will commit knowingly or unknowingly, Jesus took the complete, undiluted wrath for. And, like a fine in court, Jesus paying for it means that we can go free. Not just free, but we can experience God's love and be completely forgiven and saved from Hell as all punishment was carried on the cross and crucified there for all who believe. Instead, we can live immortally and eternally in Heaven. After His death, Jesus rose again on the third day, demonstrating His sovereignty and power and victory over not just the sins of this life, but DEATH. GOD HAS VICTORY OVER DEATH. Soon Jesus will return and those who died believing in Him will RISE from their graves and go to Heaven, and those who rejected His salvation, message and teachings will suffer Hell to pay their deserved fines for all eternity without a second chance. This is your chance now. He wants you to repent (turn away from your sin and pursue God's perfect intent for your life, striving in the opposite direction). It’s not only about escaping damnation, it’s entering God’s healing as well. God has a plan for your life, a plan that involves you being recreated into His perfect moral image AGAIN as we were before the sin in the garden. He loves you and wants to cleanse you - He will give you the strength. Now we can walk in His strength, experiencing His love, being taught what it means to be part of His family and too be given victory over sin and death. He wants you to have faith in Him, letting Him take the wheel of your life (dont forget, when you're doing God's will you're following perfect love - following Him you can be certain that you are never doing the wrong thing- imagine how cleansing that feels). What if I still sin when Ive accepted Christ's death and resurrection on my behalf? Thats why Christ died. For your SIN. When God looks at you, striving towards Him or even falling, He sees the righteous life of Christ covering you you in place of your current, sinful reality. For those who strive to turn from sin, regardless of the pitfalls, God sees Jesus's life in place of your inability, and His blood so that yours will never have to be shed for your sin. Religion = rules to be saved The gospel = Christ saved us already we just have to believe it by faith alone in Christ alone. If you lack faith (as I did before), pray. He will make it strong in time. Trust Him as you would trust those close to you. He created you and knows you inside out. Sound opposite? Thanks to our natural sinful nature, it likely does, but God knows our weakness and struggles and pitfalls with sin. THAT'S why He wrestled (and won against) every temptation YOU ever faced. Just pray to God, tell Him you are struggling and are unsure - God can and will work with even the slightest desire within you to follow Him and be free from sin. Ask Him to make you willing - if you are willing to be made willing, pray for it, simply shut your eyes and talk to Him. When Satan knows people have left His camp, He won’t take it lying down, He often tries harder with more trials and temptations. But Satan cannot do anything beyond what God permits, He will only allow things that will strengthen you or bring you closer to Him if you cling to Him and trust in the promises of His word. Where do I start to learn about God's plan and His promises to me? Well, these Bible relate directly to Christ's life and our redemption, check out Matthew (or Luke if you want a more detailed account). Do it in stages and try and imagine the events and miracles as they really happened - the Bible is a true account after all. And when and note it says WHEN, you struggle and fall on this lifelong process, know you can pray for forgiveness, dust yourself off again and get up because Jesus already bore our guilt and shame. remember that Jesus is the ultimate foundation, the reason we are given Heaven in the first place. If you lack faith (as i did for a long time) pray. He desires to give strength and faith to His children in time when they ask Him. If you want to let Jesus into your life, even to help you to take the first step, then read through this prayer here to get the gist of it and then just say it - trust God and give it all to Him because He has the - perfect - master plan. If you take a step - just a step - towards Him, He will take a step towards you. NOTE: YOU ARE NEVER TOO SINFUL THAT GOD CANNOT BRING YOU BACK HOME. Dear God, I know that I am a sinner and there is nothing that I can do to save myself. I confess my complete helplessness to forgive my own sin or to work my way to heaven. At this moment I trust Christ alone as the One who bore my sin when He died on the cross. I believe that He did all that will ever be necessary for me to stand in your holy presence. I thank you that Christ was raised from the dead as a guarantee of my own resurrection. As best as I can, I now transfer my trust to Him. I am grateful that He has promised to receive me despite my many sins and failures. Father, I take you at your word. I thank you that I can face anything now that you are my Savior. Thank you for the assurance that you will walk with me through the deep valley. Thank you for hearing this prayer. In Jesus’ Name, Amen xx

[@atlas1315]

@@bearvillebear1468 WOW I bet that took a LONGGGG time to type 😱😭

[@Cockalicious]

@@atlas1315 i already know where this is gonna go

[@linneaskille7461]

@@bearvillebear1468 i prefer hell

[@jiauyjiauy3777]

"you am them" "she says she are the manager" That was brilliant

[@noah8262]

Dude, third guy isn’t dumb he was just scared for him and his wife Edit: Redacted

[@valenciachapman4312]

I'm annoyed with the operator I get that she was supposed to ask questions BUT DAMN LADY CHILL WITH THE QUESTIONS YOU SEE THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW

[@kevincorley1750]

Bruh that operator was annoying asffff

[@vh2787]

Yeah you can hear her attitude and she sounds so fucking annoying i wanna punch her

[@valenciachapman4312]

@@vh2787 SAME

[@pinkfluffy82]

Exactly and the operator sucked >:(

[@amandalee748]

Thank you Mary for saving yourself and someone else life. Drunk driving can lead to tragedy.

[@spicy_guac]

"Do you want us to come over and shoot her?" That's something I would do and get fired right away

[@applesource8261]

@Sparks ·-· Imagine being sent to your boss and having to explain yourself. "I- eh... well it was a joke!"

[@xxgacha_stuffsxx3553]

Lady: there’s a drunk person driving Cop: are they behind you? Lady: no, I am them Cop: *you am them?*

[@simpletoastvibes]

He are goodest at grammars

[@simpletoastvibes]

@@FullCrupt-jq6gy ... What? I was just trying to be funny...ó^ò

[@simpletoastvibes]

@@FullCrupt-jq6gy Ohhhh that makes way more sense lol

[@mr.picklejar]

@@FullCrupt-jq6gy no meme gold cuz meme make laugh

[@mr.picklejar]

@@FullCrupt-jq6gy I was trying to misspell just because the first comment was lol

[@rubi.dominguezz]

the people who “overdosed” on the weed had me deadddd 😭😂

[@chinookh4713]

i was goiong to like but i think you dont need it

[@rubi.dominguezz]

Nightstalker-04 🌝

[@tumiemat]

Ye Ye 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@pietrom2642]

It has been still on 420 likes for months

[@rubi.dominguezz]

@@pietrom2642 ahhh 😎

[@JohnDoe-fx9eb]

I literally felt the heat radiating from the 45 year old lady

[@icompass]

12 year old: *Exists* 911 Operator: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@dr.elisaas8500]

DiamondCompass YT wtf thats a shitty joke that doesn't even make sense

[@zookigan]

Dr.Elisaas ahaha nice joke their

[@boxofspidersenjoyer]

Dr.Elisaas well someones clearly not a gamer

[@ShadowFlameYTAU]

@@dr.elisaas8500 You're the most sense making joke here.

[@robertcamacho6580]

@@dr.elisaas8500 r/wooooosh

[@d3adg1rlw4lkingg]

“I think we’re dead.” The way I cackled-

[@adrianaheras1291]

😂😂😂😂

[@ShadowWizard123]

Been there before bro. Put on your seatbelts, this flight is experiencing turbulence. ✈️

[@ineffablemars]

I’m at a job right now and I’m coughing from laughing so hard

[@theshadeow5103]

I saw it as “we’re going to die”, like “I’m dead when I get home”

[@stanleybochenek1862]

ok

[@feelusweener6064]

The lady mary deserves credit to actually care more about not hurting someone even knowing she'd go to jail . That's respect

[@sergiofonseca2285]

She could have parked and went home or called someone to pick her up

[@moos5221]

Not unlikely that she was too afraid to commit suicide and then decided to seek help from the police. No one turns themselves in for drunk driving, she probably had way deeper problems that needed solving. Hope she is doing fine now.

[@thehunt895]

​@@sergiofonseca2285there's probably something deeper than that

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Yeah

[@pizzapatrica7044]

@@moos5221 just so sad, I wonder what horrible stuff she has been through. I hope she gets help

[@KCKrumbcake]

Mad respect to Mary. Gigachad energy.

[@nolesy34]

Big big energy

[@rizzking577]

Im proud of Mary for turning herself instead of killing herself or someone, she knew she screwed up but still did the responsible thing.

[@user-nr8eq9wz9w]

"I think we're dying" "i think we died, I really do"

[@BuildTimeMC]

8:05 and then he realized he was not dead

[@xosted8035]

"Did you want us to come over there and shoot her..?" Edit: Here you go, 9:47

[@julsssldvc864]

Timestamp?

[@zemaddonzo3504]

9:50

[@Robin-gt2ju]

Stamptime?

[@mariannerush3186]

I almost spit out my coffee with the woman asking for Officer Sanchez. 🤣 Nice to know we can order dates on 911 now! 🤣

[@charlesfleetwood8585]

That was dumb as hell that could have took them away from someone that really needed help it's a shame how it's ok for certain people to do dumb shit like that but it will be all kinds of racists nasty comments if another race have done the same thing and don't try to tell me it doesn't happen because i see it all the time

[@jenx5870]

Was it the same Officer Sanchez that ate the brownies? It would complete the circle of dumb calls...

[@smokeytaboo]

@@charlesfleetwood8585 I agree with the first part, that was stupid as hell and that lady was annoying af but why bring race into it?

[@charlesfleetwood8585]

@@smokeytaboo because it's the truth start paying more attention to these comments when the different racist is doing the same thing in see the out come with the comments

[@TheKitKatThe]

@@charlesfleetwood8585what??? this was never a race thing

[@eatyourcereal2155]

10:00 Thats not funny im filing a formal complaint -Karen

[@Cxrcas]

Some random Guy ok but in all seriousness that's fucked up. I'd probably say something like that too but it's still fucked up lmaoo

[@monkeybubba1526]

@@Cxrcas I dont agree with either of these people. These police officer should not have said what he said. But the woman should have given more information like if the kid was being aggressive or had a weapon.

[@monkeybubba1526]

@KatKuzumochi true.

[@Cxrcas]

Monkeybubba idk that kinda sounded like a teacher or something no way that was her daughter

[@jg3_fresno970]

@@monkeybubba1526 she was 12 thats the thing

[@cotysedlock856]

"Just...blame it on my dog, loud music, whatever it takes to get the cute cop back here!" 💀💀💀

[@parkerteo8708]

I read somewhere that the cop came back and arrested her for misuse of 911 lmao

[@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan]

@@parkerteo8708 perfect moment to ask for name and badge number xD

[@2Fast4Mellow]

@@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan And she is gonna see him again in court!

[@dianaog67]

“Honey, I’m 45 years old and he was really cute.” Clearly this IS an emergency!

[@dianaog67]

9:20

[@lexooooo3639]

@@that_flag_guy she didn’t but ok 😭

[@ustbot7047]

can confirm

[@mcsinger7719]

That reminds me of FAMILY GUY.. "ME AND MY TWO EGGS ARE HAVING THE BEST TIME" LMAO

[@laylaluann9541]

The thirst is real out here

[@GothGirlWorld]

I'm always amazed at how much people say "Ummm" talk about people devolving.

[@wolflad5855]

"I dont blame you a bit" Thats funny-

[@dimitrakapa4887]

And cringe.. little

[@eopo]

@@dimitrakapa4887 calling 911 because they are incapable of parenting and therefore need police to control their kid is cringe too

[@munchymars8996]

The 1st one is NOT stupid she could have killed someone or herself so she did the right thing

[@traubel_4231]

Munchy Mars yeah but she just could’ve stopped the car and waited without calling the police on herself tho

[@munchymars8996]

@@traubel_4231 true but it's good she turned herself in

[@zilvoxidgod]

Well she could have called a taxi ... Or a friend... Or a family member/roommate... I mean ratting yourself out doesn't undo the crime.

[@munchymars8996]

@@zilvoxidgod eh but at least she turned herself in

[@munchymars8996]

@Ethan Steel yee yee

[@Texit_Official]

Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am” 911: Do you want us to come shoot her?” caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint” 911; “I don’t blame you one bit”

[@msidc1238]

He realized his mistake right away.

[@dylanharris5975]

That dude is a legend.

[@askadvice]

It was my hardest laugh... 🤣

[@lukenaoumovitch4477]

Yeah…we all watched the same video. Thanks for the recap chief

[@Andy.G8]

@@lukenaoumovitch4477 Thanks for the pointless comment Luke.