Jim Jefferies Tells the Harrowing Story of Passing a Kidney Stone

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

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@tommycampbell
@tommycampbell Жыл бұрын
I am the mate/opening act. I drove Jim to the hospital, filled out the forms and then raced us to Ottawa and went straight on. This is all true and Jim handled it like a champ. Shout out to the hospital in Kingston and the top crowd there and in Ottawa. 🙌🏻
@MiBzAn
@MiBzAn Жыл бұрын
Kingston is one of the oldest hospitals in Canada! ❤️ That's a wild drive between Kingston and Ottawa - you had to pass Cornwall! (YEeeeeeECH!) 😅🤣 Thanks for being such a good friend to Jim and opening act! ❤️
@tommycampbell
@tommycampbell Жыл бұрын
@@MiBzAn Thanks so much man. It was nuts. After the hospital we had to wait in a Shoppers forever while they got his meds (more people spotted him,) then I genuinely floored it the entire way to the show. I left Kingston about an hour before the gig was supposed to start. Pretty wild. I am also the guy that was in the back of the police car with Jim (he tells this story) often and in some other adventures of his. That was a fun a kind of crazy though. This was simply mental. Tough to see your bud in pain. Again, such a trooper!
@MiBzAn
@MiBzAn Жыл бұрын
@tommycampbell oh dear God.. Shoppers waiting room people 🤦🏻‍♀️😅🤣 oh you poor guys! I would've body guarded Jim and shooed the nutters away 🤣 well for what's it worth - making it from there to Ottawa in the time you did, in the conditions you had, is nothing short of miraculous.. Holy biscuits.. what a frigging tale for the ages! Cheers dude! Next time you boys come visit, make sure to stop by in Peterborough! We'd love to have a laugh with ya and we also have the strange ability to create epic stories here.. just ask Tom Green 🤣😂
@Anne--Marie
@Anne--Marie Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@tommycampbell
@tommycampbell Жыл бұрын
Thanks! It was wild and we've been through a lot over the years.@vanghostart
@davenoppe5405
@davenoppe5405 Жыл бұрын
I was at Ottawa show. Jim killed it and he explained the kidney stone and pain meds
@Studeb
@Studeb Жыл бұрын
Since it was almost twice as long as intended, any memories of bits you think may have been exclusive to that show? :)
@Seattle41791
@Seattle41791 Жыл бұрын
In 2009 I passed a 5mm kidney stone.
@davenoppe5405
@davenoppe5405 Жыл бұрын
@@Studeb I was very high
@Studeb
@Studeb Жыл бұрын
Perfect, you both were then. :D I once watched Doug Stanhope live after drinking a litre of vodka, don't remember much from that one either. @@davenoppe5405
@SunshineMom121
@SunshineMom121 Жыл бұрын
I was at the show in kingston! I am sorry that's how he left.
@jodyvollmer4125
@jodyvollmer4125 Жыл бұрын
He’s just as funny, sober without drugs and alcohol. I always enjoy his stand ups.
@TheMonroemomma
@TheMonroemomma Жыл бұрын
I have followed him for years and I honestly think he is MORE funny now. He seems happy and healthy and filled with energy. He looks fantastic. I thought this segment was fire! I was in pain laughing so hard.
@motopumpkin3129
@motopumpkin3129 Жыл бұрын
His podcast is so good
@lupo3694
@lupo3694 Жыл бұрын
@@motopumpkin3129 ikr, it became on of my favorites
@larsonfamilyhouse
@larsonfamilyhouse 8 ай бұрын
@@TheMonroemomma he stole all those jokes in that one special, it was awful. The one before the last one I think it was. Made me so sad.
@L33tSkE3t
@L33tSkE3t Жыл бұрын
He’s truly a master storyteller. Turning pain into pure joy.
@tforal2
@tforal2 11 ай бұрын
The way in the beginning he emphasizes that it was in a small town makes you totally understand the atmosphere when he says that everybody in the hospital was at the show the night before. It's great!
@notoriouslybratty
@notoriouslybratty Жыл бұрын
Jim Jefferies stories are always the best.
@jjjfo1818
@jjjfo1818 Жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video and said “I would love to hear Jim Jefferies talk about passing a kidney stone” 😂😂
@pakpala1
@pakpala1 Жыл бұрын
💯
@ryanf1425
@ryanf1425 Жыл бұрын
He gets it. I have personally passed a kidney stone in Kingston lol
@muchomacho79
@muchomacho79 Жыл бұрын
This one was horrifying though. I never want to have a kidney stone!
@notoriouslybratty
@notoriouslybratty Жыл бұрын
@@muchomacho79 you should look up the horrifying reason he cancelled his Conan appearance 😂
@jennifertaylor4194
@jennifertaylor4194 Жыл бұрын
As a woman who has had 3 babies naturally (one @ 10.5 lbs!) when I had a kidney stone, I legit thought that my coworkers were going to find me dead in the restroom! Holy cow!
@mrbamfo5000
@mrbamfo5000 10 ай бұрын
Never had a baby, but I've had 3 kidney stones in the last 30 years. They really suck. My 2nd one, I had forgotten what all the hospital did to cut the pain, so I figure, I don't need to go to the hospital, I can pass it at home. Long story short, after 3 days in agony so bad, I was rolling around on the bed. The pain does ebb from time to time, and you might get 20 minutes of sleep, and it's right back at it. So after the 3rd day, I still haven't passed it, my wife's had enough, and I ended up in the emergency room anyway. 3rd time I just went in.
@NanoyaBarrett
@NanoyaBarrett 8 ай бұрын
I’ve had a couple and I know what you’re saying. After four kids the pain of the kidney was horrific
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 3 ай бұрын
No babies or kidney stones, but I had a groin hernia once AND had to drive a stick shift uphill to the ER. Every time I moved my leg to the clutch to shift I was stabbed with a rusty knife. Luckily it was 4 AM so no traffic. The WORST pain is a dislocated shoulder. Not coming OUT, but that last split second going back IN is like being struck by lightning.
@ryanfox7166
@ryanfox7166 Жыл бұрын
All other celebrities on chat shows: "I've got a movie out, go see it." or "I've got an album out, go listen to it." or "I've got a book out go read it." Jim Jeffries..."I've got a kidney stone out..."
@ateamfan42
@ateamfan42 Жыл бұрын
My father has always had a super pain tolerance, and also hates going to doctors. When he had a kidney stone, I knew the pain must have been unbearable, because not only did it motivate him to go to the ER, but he did so in the middle of the night. He was also given morphine, and said it was "really great stuff".
@krakenscustoms
@krakenscustoms Жыл бұрын
A rare example of an artist who got clean and got better at their craft. A true legend 🙌🏼
@vatop1304
@vatop1304 Жыл бұрын
john Mulaney and RDJ
@emils-j.3586
@emils-j.3586 Жыл бұрын
The man just managed to tell a 12-minute story about passing a kidney-stone without getting boring.
@mrbamfo5000
@mrbamfo5000 10 ай бұрын
I've had 3. They suckkkk!!!!!!
@speedos
@speedos 8 ай бұрын
how many boring kidney stone stories have you heard?
@b-meaker99
@b-meaker99 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Jim Jefferies and man I really miss his show on Comedy Central it was so great
@b-dub6865
@b-dub6865 Жыл бұрын
Was it? I was so excited for his show, but only watched a few episodes. It felt like he wasn’t in his element. He’s so much better doing standup.
@mjn245
@mjn245 Жыл бұрын
It WAS! I still miss it, even watch old episodes once in a while. Can’t believe they cancelled it. It was maybe even better than the Opposition with Jordan Klepper.
@kalindatchev994
@kalindatchev994 Жыл бұрын
His CC show was incredible, I miss it too :(
@natalievargo4132
@natalievargo4132 Жыл бұрын
I laughed through Jim’s pain! We need a kidney stone story book or something bc I have a feeling every tale has moments that are comedy gold. My 11 mm stone left my kidney while I was riding home from university on the back of a VERY SMALL vintage Honda motorcycle. Clinging to my friend for dear life, covered in sweat, while we hit every bump on the road and I tried not to pass out and fall off. Turns out jiggling the entire body does not help the kidney stone pass more smoothly. 😅
@kowalski5599
@kowalski5599 Жыл бұрын
Jim's stories are the best. Still missing Legit. Jim is looking great and healthy. Underused talent - we want more Jim.
@swingyohips
@swingyohips Жыл бұрын
You should check out his podcast. I don’t know about that with Jim Jefferies. Absolutely hilarious!
@behramcooper3691
@behramcooper3691 Жыл бұрын
Jim is right on both counts: Kingston is a lovely town and Canadians are lovely people.
@DonTSmith
@DonTSmith Жыл бұрын
Thank you. It is and we are.
@twildabuckingham
@twildabuckingham Жыл бұрын
Ah thanks
@overdoer3562
@overdoer3562 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works at the emergency in Kingston, this is hilarious!
@miken.2847
@miken.2847 5 ай бұрын
It actually sounds like fun.
@spuditgang
@spuditgang 5 ай бұрын
i seriously doubt that
@c.h.5389
@c.h.5389 Жыл бұрын
That's so Canadian to let someone go ahead of you - evein in the E.R. waiting room.
@kykittykat2435
@kykittykat2435 Жыл бұрын
I just had an 11 mm stone busted up, no way I was going to try to pass that boulder! I have however passed two 6 mm ones, so I feel your pain! Your story is so funny 😂, glad you got through it!
@monkeydkaahn3665
@monkeydkaahn3665 Жыл бұрын
What's causing you to have so many? Wana make sure I avoid doing that at all costs! 😂
@kykittykat2435
@kykittykat2435 Жыл бұрын
@@monkeydkaahn3665 I wish I knew, but Doctors will be researching that soon. They have been years apart!
@vlvr
@vlvr Жыл бұрын
@@monkeydkaahn3665 I had one years ago and when I asked the specialist what could have caused it, he said, "We don't know, so your guess is as good as mine."
@Obi-J
@Obi-J Жыл бұрын
I've had much the same. I had my first stone 5yrs ago and it was also 11mm, which they did a Lithotripsy on and smashed up. Since then i've had two more 6mm stones that I managed to pass naturally and another one that required surgical removal after it became lodged in my ureta. This last one also resulted in me being fitted with a temporary uretal stent for 6 weeks, which tbh wasn't much more fun than having the stones
@monkeydkaahn3665
@monkeydkaahn3665 Жыл бұрын
@@Obi-J so it there a hereditary factor or just your usual keep hydrated/avoid salt related prevention?
@jacquiestafford988
@jacquiestafford988 Жыл бұрын
I’m a female and I had a kidney stone. It was way smaller and it was more painful than childbirth and I’ve given birth to a ten pound baby. So I get it. He’s hilarious!! Love the story but so sorry he experienced that pain. Poor guy.
@odd-one-out4409
@odd-one-out4409 Жыл бұрын
Damn okay. I’ve heard this before from doctors and nurses - I’ve had them but wow okay. I’ll believe it then.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын
@jacquiestafford988 Ten pounds!? That kid better bless you every Mother's Day! Women are warriors, my goodness.
@kurtkrak
@kurtkrak Жыл бұрын
​@kingayy9267 I was 10 lbs 10 Oz, my brother was 10 lbs and a sister was 9.6
@pakpala1
@pakpala1 Жыл бұрын
Jim is one funny story teller.. He made laugh about a kidney stone..
@Earth1218
@Earth1218 Жыл бұрын
It is hard to describe the excruciating pain of kidney stones. It’s the only pain so intense that I could not think of anything else AT ALL but the pain. You end up pacing the house like a caged animal. You can’t stop moving because you can’t find a position that eases the pain and if you stop moving it hurts worse. I’ve passed several over the years. I wouldn’t wish that pain on anyone.
@jackwoods9604
@jackwoods9604 Жыл бұрын
INHUMANE!! Pain....Would Not Wish it on My Worst Enemy
@LoavesChrozp
@LoavesChrozp 7 ай бұрын
What drug to stop the pain?
@Earth1218
@Earth1218 7 ай бұрын
@@LoavesChrozp My doctors always prescribed Oxycodone. But as horrible as the pain was, I would only allow myself one pill at the worst phase of the pain. Maybe two altogether because I was concerned about becoming addicted. The couple of times I ended up in the ER, they gave me morphine. It didn’t fully relieve the pain, but it did take the edge off.
@man_fakir
@man_fakir 4 ай бұрын
I never knew pain can make you throw up. 9 days of it and had to go the last 4 basically with no painkillers because they were messing up my kidney and stomach.
@Earth1218
@Earth1218 4 ай бұрын
@@LoavesChrozp I’ve had doctors give me OxyContin and morphine in the past. It takes the edge off, but doesn’t fully erase the pain. I actually try not to take the painkillers now because I’m worried about the risks of addiction.
@Fiveeightsix
@Fiveeightsix Жыл бұрын
I’ve had a kidney stone and you never forget the ‘ping’ or the pain 😮
@premanadi
@premanadi Жыл бұрын
Mine was only 2 mm. Excruciating in the ureter, but not at all in the urethra. They had me peeing into a strainer to catch it for analysis, so no ping (sadly).
@batistaestefane
@batistaestefane 9 ай бұрын
I spent two days at the hospital and the hing didn't come out. Went back the next week for some exams and they told me it came out. I didn't notice the ping or anything but I was probably used to the pain by that point 😅
@man_fakir
@man_fakir 4 ай бұрын
Yep. 9 days of excruciating pain, first time in my life I threw up because of the pain. And one ping later, immediate relief. Mine was 4 mm, I also picked it out of the toilet. It's mind blowing how this miniscule thing can have a grown man in the fetal position screaming with pain.
@belrapture
@belrapture Жыл бұрын
He's so funny. One of my favorites! Such a good story teller. And it's so good to hear he is sober
@juanitaleak6482
@juanitaleak6482 Жыл бұрын
As an Australian I am proud to say that Jim is an absolute legend ❤
@BobbyDazzler888
@BobbyDazzler888 8 күн бұрын
And a fraud. Look into his past
@veganbutcherhackepeter
@veganbutcherhackepeter Жыл бұрын
Two of the most humorous people on the planet in one show. Epic!
@pollard068
@pollard068 Жыл бұрын
That's why it's called "only murderers in the building"
@BobbyDazzler888
@BobbyDazzler888 8 күн бұрын
Get out more
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын
Jim is up there with Hugh Jackman, Cate Blanchett, Chris Hemsworth, and of course, the late, GREAT Steve Irwin in my pantheon of favorite Australians.
@ray.shoesmith
@ray.shoesmith Жыл бұрын
Margot Robbie
@tewaewae
@tewaewae 11 ай бұрын
Dame Edna at the very top.
@MiBzAn
@MiBzAn Жыл бұрын
Now that's a showman! Performing while birthing the mother of all kidney stones. Dang Jim! Thanks for literally giving us your all! 🫡❤ Canada loves ya, mate! ❤🎉 (also shout out to Kingston General Hospital & "Dean"!!)
@nadiamccall4311
@nadiamccall4311 Жыл бұрын
I have a special love for Kingston, and the hospital there. Love from America!
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 Жыл бұрын
Like a fish that got away, perhaps the kidney stone grew in the telling.
@MiBzAn
@MiBzAn Жыл бұрын
@@nadiamccall4311 ❤️
@MiBzAn
@MiBzAn Жыл бұрын
I forgot to add: I love how Jim literally told it how it is in our ERs! People think "ohhh it's Canada! Free Healthcare! They're rolling in good times!" NOPE. Unless you're literally walking with your head split open and brain hanging out or are flat lining, get comfy in that waiting room.. Typically, you're in the first waiting room for a few hours, then the next one for a few more hours. Then you get a bed and most people pass out from exhaustion from waiting by this point.. then the nurse bursts in yelling your name so you may have a heart attack to top of lf your other ailment(s). Then you wait another hour before the doctor sees you. Then you go for testing... another hour.. then wait in the waiting room for results for a few more hours, providing no one forgets to tell you your results (yeah, you lose your bed the moment they send you for tests). ER round trip takes around 12-16 hours. Also our Healthcare isn't "free" we pay for it with our heavily taxed everything! 😅
@twildabuckingham
@twildabuckingham Жыл бұрын
​@@MiBzAnas a Kingstonian, I just hope he went to the Dieu and not KGH...like 1.5x the wait of the Dieu like ALL THE TIME
@jbuehler00
@jbuehler00 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow kidney stone survivor, I feel for any man that has to pass one since their ureter is like triple the length of women's.
@lizledbitter6711
@lizledbitter6711 Жыл бұрын
AMEN! Had one earlier this week. Still amazed at how the pain "switches off" as soon as the stone shifts. The urologist that saw me on a previous occasion said that he had had Women who had given birth AND had had Kidney stones and as the story goes in the episode, the stone was worse!
@angelikalindenau943
@angelikalindenau943 Жыл бұрын
A charitable thought
@ZILLION4EVER
@ZILLION4EVER Жыл бұрын
urethra, ureters are the same length ;)
@CaptainCraigKWMRZ
@CaptainCraigKWMRZ Жыл бұрын
Sorry. I had to have triple hernia surgery when I woke up with my gut descending into my scrotum and blocking my ability to urinate. I had an incarcerated bilateral inguinal hernia. My junk sack was so engorged that my doctor requested my wife to take photos for future educational purposes. A living hell that repeated itself two years later. Yeah. Beat that. ... And I have pictures 😂.
@lauren23160
@lauren23160 Жыл бұрын
Everyone is different. My mom has had kidney stones and has given birth 3 times. She says childbirth has worse for her, then again we have endometriosis…
@supermahmoud
@supermahmoud Жыл бұрын
I miss this guy, give him another TV show already!
@JonnyDIY
@JonnyDIY Жыл бұрын
As someone who's passed kidney stones, I can confirm that Morphine where it's at! It hits hard within 5 seconds 😂 Lol the 2nd time, I knew what was happening went to emergency & was like give me the morphine please 😆💕👍
@KelleneHubbard-dz4gt
@KelleneHubbard-dz4gt Жыл бұрын
❤😂 Jim is Great 😂. Jimmy is Wonderful 😊❤!!!
@lauren23160
@lauren23160 Жыл бұрын
Childbirth is not the epitome of pain threshold in women, but I have heard from others that endometriosis pain can more commonly mimic kidney stone pain and is actually comparable.
@MojoAlmighty
@MojoAlmighty Жыл бұрын
You're lucky it happened in Kingston, and not Oshawa just 2 hours West. Would have been a similar story, but without the Morphine! 🙂 Family caught the show up in Sudbury, Ontario and said you killed it. Hope to catch you on your next tour.
@gahd
@gahd Жыл бұрын
Jim Jefferies is by far one of the best comedians and humans in this universe
@parkinglotstriping9800
@parkinglotstriping9800 Жыл бұрын
I was 7 days at the hospital because of that. So painful.
@twildabuckingham
@twildabuckingham Жыл бұрын
HA at first I thought you meant cause Dane let him go first
@axelniesczeri3149
@axelniesczeri3149 Жыл бұрын
Been there, done that. Unbelievable pain, made me nauseous, and peeing blood is not reassuring. Doctors told me to stay more hydrated in the future. And I am, because nobody wants to do that twice. Women are amazing, they go through that kind of pain, often more than once. Voluntarily!
@ykook7000
@ykook7000 Жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to you once you get kidney stones you are always prone to them
@wholeshebang1
@wholeshebang1 Жыл бұрын
You can take *apple cider vinegar* (ACV) daily as a preventative. Dilute 1 teaspoon in a glass of water and drink, or add to salad dressing (it's _strong)._
@looneygardener
@looneygardener Жыл бұрын
Kingston is a hidden gem on the shores of Lake Ontario. I met Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw, and Viggo Mortensen in one day, in downtown Kingston. Stunning historic city on the water with great live music and restaurants.
@twildabuckingham
@twildabuckingham Жыл бұрын
Are you f kidding me? That's wild! I've lived here for about 20 years across my 30ish, think I saw Dan Ackroyd once, and he lived here lol
@looneygardener
@looneygardener Жыл бұрын
@@twildabuckingham hang out in market square! I'm a vendor down there. It's crazy who you see! I've never seen Dan. Lol
@dinocub1
@dinocub1 Жыл бұрын
LOVE Jim Jefferies. PLEASE if Jimmy ever gets a call to do the Oscars again. I sense a brilliant co-host bromance. The two Jims....a match in heaven.
@ryanoevermann7779
@ryanoevermann7779 Жыл бұрын
Jim Jeffries looks healthy. Better life choices, good for him.
@Daneki
@Daneki Жыл бұрын
Perhaps, but not all his stories end the same way - "and them i got home and went to sleep'
@syebethel
@syebethel Жыл бұрын
Canadians! Morphine! Edibles!..... great story 😂
@hopper1415
@hopper1415 Жыл бұрын
my wife and I where at the Ottawa show....haha too funny
@sirgilmour
@sirgilmour Жыл бұрын
This man is genuinely the funniest man I ever saw at anything he does. Love you Jim!
@aidancampbell5644
@aidancampbell5644 Жыл бұрын
As an Australian who has had kidney stones… firstly, I wish I could tell a story as well as Jim Jeffries. Secondly… yeah I have been through that. The nurse I talked to said it’s like giving birth to something spiky.
@wholeshebang1
@wholeshebang1 Жыл бұрын
*Yikes!* ✴
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP Жыл бұрын
Just remeber you did something "worse" than childbirth sith 3x shots of morphine 😂
@MrKSGrundy
@MrKSGrundy Жыл бұрын
I was at the Ottawa show. He was as great as always.
@tfcooks
@tfcooks Жыл бұрын
Jim Jefferies for Speaker of the House. Time to step up Jim we need you. 😉
@mithrasrevisited4873
@mithrasrevisited4873 Жыл бұрын
A bit hard when he is not American
@tfcooks
@tfcooks Жыл бұрын
@@mithrasrevisited4873 I'm not sure you need to be. Just elected... unlike any republican.🤣🤣🤣
@TJfromEarth
@TJfromEarth Жыл бұрын
@@mithrasrevisited4873 actually Jim is a citizen of the US now. and from what i have read a non US born citizen can be speaker of the house, buuuuut being third in line to the presidency he would run into problems if the pres AND VP were somehow eliminated as both of those positions you need to be a natural born US citizen.
@nadiamccall4311
@nadiamccall4311 Жыл бұрын
I love Jim. And btw I have heard from everyone that the greatest pain (more than childbirth, broken back, knees etc) IS kidney stones.
@gees6716
@gees6716 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is full of Jims. I had a gallbladder stone once. I screamed a lot too. Not like my wife though. I was present at all our three kids births. Love you J.K. and you J.J too. of course, GEE S. from Germany
@keyjam9
@keyjam9 Жыл бұрын
I am a Canadian and I love this guy. Great material at his shows and appears to be a stellar human being.
@js-93308
@js-93308 Жыл бұрын
Jim is the only person who can take a kidney stone and turn it into a hilarious story! Shout out to Kingston hospital, they have such an amazing reputation 💜
@Loknath009
@Loknath009 Жыл бұрын
You have to appreciate a hospital who cares for patients emergencies more than famous people, bravo Canada!
@sandrahazeltine8720
@sandrahazeltine8720 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I hear you on the food thing Jim!! Me too. No more smoking, drinking or drugs. Don’t tell me I can’t eat what I like too! That’s all I have left. With you 100% on that Mr. Jefferies.
@XselfwillrunriotX
@XselfwillrunriotX Жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaha when he said “I understand that life choice completely!” Finally! Someone gets it
@Vercingetorix504
@Vercingetorix504 Жыл бұрын
That was enthralling 😍
@jbkstafford
@jbkstafford Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, Jim. I presented at a Melbourne hospital with kidney stones. They took one look at me and diagnosed it. Horrible, horrible experience.
@gwenverde7970
@gwenverde7970 Жыл бұрын
Ouch. I hope you’re feeling better!
@littlepaul2561
@littlepaul2561 Жыл бұрын
Was at the Ottawa show it was amazing
@kerzytibok3211
@kerzytibok3211 Жыл бұрын
I've passed 7 kidney stones in the past 25 years and it's truly the worst pain I ever felt. It can take two or three days for the stone to pass, and during that time all you can do is lie in bed and curl up in a fetal position in bed and try your best to tolerate the waves of pain. You will find yourself pacing back and forth and sitting on the toilet trying to "push" the stone out of your body LOL. There are short periods where the pain goes away, but it always comes back until the stone passes. If you can get to an ER, then you will get relief --- mine was usually a shot of Toradol which works wonders! Morphine also works good. I discovered that drinking a lot of tea (hot or iced) usually caused my stones. I also got a stone once after eating a a lot of pepperoni as a snack food for two months straight. So there are definitely certain liquids and foods that cause the stones!
@jackwoods9604
@jackwoods9604 Жыл бұрын
Worst Pain You Can Imagine Huh...You Have Any Idea on How to Prevent Them?...Like Which Foods/Drinks You Should Avoid?...Drinking lot of Water is Basically The Only Main Answer to Stones (From Doctors)
@kerzytibok3211
@kerzytibok3211 Жыл бұрын
@@jackwoods9604 drinking a lot of water is great advice --- but for me, the foods you need to avoid are large quantities of tea (either hot or iced) and eating a lot of processed meat, such as pepperoni and salami --- but drinking tea was always the main culprit for the majority of my stones
@justinpeter6814
@justinpeter6814 Жыл бұрын
I was also at the show and it was great show. Not bad for not remembering.
@AleczandroArdizzone
@AleczandroArdizzone Жыл бұрын
JIM JEFFERIES
@ElohimYahwehAnunnaki
@ElohimYahwehAnunnaki 10 ай бұрын
Just caught this clip. I always get a kick out of Jim's comedic stories. I first heard him on Sirius XM on one of my long drives. But anyway, I just want to thank you for being nice and saying nice comments about canadian people, there's still a few azzholes out there, but that's beside the point. That shows you're a class act by respecting the people who attended your shows here in Canada, Thank you, and bless you, Mr. Jim Jefferies👍🙏 .
@Bottemlessdrunk
@Bottemlessdrunk Жыл бұрын
I've had 2 kids one completely natural and 2 kidney stones. The pain from the kidney stone hurt soooo much more than natural childbirth I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone!
@SaintBenard
@SaintBenard Жыл бұрын
One or the other champ
@adamkis3569
@adamkis3569 Жыл бұрын
Kidney stones: all of the pain of childbirth, none of the reward! I'm with you, Jim: all hail morphine!
@kennethdodemaide8678
@kennethdodemaide8678 Жыл бұрын
You were lucky. I had a kidney stone, made it to hospital, doubled over in pain. Diagnosed straight away and put on a drip with pain killers which had no effect. The pain only stopped when I passed the stone. I can definitely sympathize.
@TheSkeptic_1
@TheSkeptic_1 Жыл бұрын
Jim is our once in a lifetime comedian. Love that dude.
@Bbouy1HD
@Bbouy1HD Жыл бұрын
He's like a 1 in 10 Australian average person.
@blairtinkle4563
@blairtinkle4563 Жыл бұрын
Dean, god bless you!! I've had 2 kidney stone episodes! I was vomiting with pain! Morphine is a miracle! Woman who wheeled me to the mri said she's had 3 kids and one kidney stone, would do 3 more kids before another stone!
@rudymarquez1939
@rudymarquez1939 Жыл бұрын
It’s true- I’ve had a kidney stone and children and the kidney stone hurt worse. However I think back pain hurts more. Maybe having babies doesn’t hurt as much because afterwards you’re so happy. But my sister watched me give birth and she told me later she didn’t want to go through that.
@kelleylegault5115
@kelleylegault5115 Жыл бұрын
Anyone here remember the moment of entering the hospital- for the birth of your second child- & suddenly remembering in a rush, why you’d sworn (at the time) you wouldn’t have any more, after the first?😱 When I look back, & remember the alarming shock, of that moment in time, it genuinely makes me lol. In my mind’s eye, I see it almost as a cartoon 😂🤣
@anniehuckerby9281
@anniehuckerby9281 Жыл бұрын
I used watch him on Comedy Central loved his show too bad he's not on there anymore. Sorry I didn't get a chance to see any Canadian shows I'm one of those Nice Canadians 🥰
@gaussmanv2
@gaussmanv2 Жыл бұрын
This is a really accurate explanation. When mine moved from the bladder to the ureter, I could not stand. I could not stop vomiting. I was at work, an hour away from home. I have never made that trip faster and I checked into an emergency room. Now. If you're bleeding profusely, or have serious trauma, or you're clearly dying, they will bring you back right away. Another way to get back is to ask the nurse - hey your bathroom is out of order. Do you have a place where I can vomit? Right this way, sir, as they whisked me back with my unbuttoned pants falling down. It's up there with breaking a leg. Not quite, but it's close.
@smokeskull
@smokeskull Жыл бұрын
I layed in the middle of the waiting room floor writhing in pain. They brought me in right away.
@joshlouie
@joshlouie Жыл бұрын
I feel you Jim! I had a kidney stone that came out from my urethra. I was really in pain too. I saved the little stone but I dunno where it is now. Please take care of yourself. 🤗
@richardjarrell3585
@richardjarrell3585 Жыл бұрын
Yes, women DON’T like men saying a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth. I had one 33 years ago, and blessedly none since.
@ramiebecker1
@ramiebecker1 Жыл бұрын
I've had 2 stones, 1 baby and 2 bouts of pancreatitis. I thought it was kind of a draw.
@richardjarrell3585
@richardjarrell3585 Жыл бұрын
@@ramiebecker1 😬🙏🖖💕
@spacegirl2443
@spacegirl2443 Жыл бұрын
AGREED! I’ve had two kids via C-section and didn’t take pain killers ( allergic) and I’ve passed 3 kidney stones over these many years… The pain of kidney stones is MUCH worse!
@nadiamccall4311
@nadiamccall4311 Жыл бұрын
This question was asked on reddit -- what is the worst pain you have ever felt -- and almost every answer was that kidney stones ARE THE MOST PAINFUL, and a lot of them were from women who gave birth to large headed ten pounders, so I figure they would know. I hope to never experience that pain.
@twildabuckingham
@twildabuckingham Жыл бұрын
You had a caesarian without an epidural? 😳
@kimnapier8387
@kimnapier8387 Жыл бұрын
You poor baby 😭. I've never had a kidney stone but my ex husband has and he had to stay in hospital, due to the pain. This man is hilarious and so charming 😍!!
@JeffPDX-b6m
@JeffPDX-b6m Жыл бұрын
Omg I probably shouldn’t, but I love this episode. You go…. Jim. Real and poignant and sad but still really funny. That’s not easy to achieve.
@JeffPDX-b6m
@JeffPDX-b6m Жыл бұрын
I hate to hear about the pain, but this was beyond real and I very much appreciate it.
@Trinkette__00
@Trinkette__00 8 ай бұрын
Two of my favourite people, what’s not to love ❤️
@ANTheWhizkid
@ANTheWhizkid Жыл бұрын
Man for how many years am I laughing about his jokes. Alcoholocaust still is a gem 😅
@GalwayComedyFestival
@GalwayComedyFestival Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to having Jim at our Festival next week for three nights!
@hereticpariah6_66
@hereticpariah6_66 Жыл бұрын
Thirteen. I've had Thirteen of those unbelievably painful stones from the lowest bowels of Hell. ..... I started NAMING them. I started at number 7, and retroactively named the first 6 "George." The last one i named: *_AAAAAAUUGHHNNFFFUUUUUUBLOODYHELLLLLLLLLYYUUUAAARRRGGGGHHHH!_*
@tfcooks
@tfcooks Жыл бұрын
Jim's Canadian/Australian accent is so bad it's hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@travisinthetrunk
@travisinthetrunk Жыл бұрын
It sounds like his Homer Simpson impression.
@Leftyotism
@Leftyotism Жыл бұрын
Jim looks great, and not at all wasted like in some of his specials!
@AliceSFlowers-s4x
@AliceSFlowers-s4x 2 ай бұрын
GOD. Funniest bit i've seen in ages. I relate very personally to this!
@BunnyWatson-k1w
@BunnyWatson-k1w Жыл бұрын
I was at work one night for my shift. There were only 10 people in the place. But then we hear a loud moan and scream through the building. It turned a co-worker has passed a kidney stone. He went home and passed another, passing out on the bathroom floor. He cleaned them up, putting them into a small collector's display case. He did a show and tell the next night showing off his stones.
@Boadicea6
@Boadicea6 Жыл бұрын
I haven't even seen Jim for a while now. I didn't know him as a stand up comic, but from a comedy he did, where he and his handicapped brother lived with their parents, I believe? It's been a while and it had 1 or 2 seasons. Pitty, coz it was very hilarious, like Jeffries, coz now I do know some of his stand up and I love his way of delivering jokes. Best Australian comedian I know 😅
@gsmith7309
@gsmith7309 Жыл бұрын
In Canada when its head heart or lungs you go to the front of the line it's frustrating when you don't have that problem you're going to have a long wait that's the price we pay for mostly free healthcare it's not a perfect system but it's sure a lot better than the US😊
@yespub234
@yespub234 11 ай бұрын
My urologist recommended lemon water after I had eleven kidney stones in two years. That was five years ago, and I haven't had one since. Citrate, a salt in citric acid, binds to calcium and helps block stone formation.
@pdisaslacker
@pdisaslacker Жыл бұрын
Was in the ER last week with Kidney stones! There is just nowhere to go with the pain and nothing to do about it, all I could say was F#*k! F#*k! F#*k! and writhe in pain! I wish I could describe how much this hurts, there are just no words. I passed a 6 mm.
@johnransom1146
@johnransom1146 Жыл бұрын
Kingston is a pretty city. I took a ghost walk tour. Very grisly past. Glad they treated you well.
@RondaGuptonPruett
@RondaGuptonPruett Жыл бұрын
He’s the best!😊
@kuskesh_haramzadeh
@kuskesh_haramzadeh Жыл бұрын
How badly did he want to call that woman that wouldn't give him the isle seat on the plane a C.U.N.T lmao you could see it in his face 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@kevinsantich4179
@kevinsantich4179 Жыл бұрын
Jim and Jim out here looking like they're brothers....
@chrisrosie0584
@chrisrosie0584 Жыл бұрын
You got lucky Jim, that looks quite smooth, mine looked like I could use it on top of my christmas tree.
@JoeZaccaris
@JoeZaccaris Жыл бұрын
Yeah the stones I passed always had razor sharp edges and points on them
@stephengregory296
@stephengregory296 Жыл бұрын
Jim was lucky. Mine was about the same size, but it had three evenly spaced horns on it, which made its passage through the urethra even more harrowing.
@Angela-mp2lg
@Angela-mp2lg Жыл бұрын
Love him! His Anaheim show was fantastic!!
@7star7storm7
@7star7storm7 Жыл бұрын
Its an interesting thought.. so many people experience morphine and will almost unanimously say it is one of the best feelings they've ever experienced but many will condemn anyone who has become gripped by heroin..
@closeupchannel4365
@closeupchannel4365 Жыл бұрын
Someone give that guy a new sitcom.
@gryphonberlin
@gryphonberlin Жыл бұрын
6 to 9 kidney stones a year, since i took Ibandronate for osteoporosis ... in 2007. I have gotten used to it now - except when the journey of the stone stops about 2 inches before the exit... Gods great plan!!
@johnglenn30csardas
@johnglenn30csardas Жыл бұрын
Always a great guest. Among the funniest of the funny.
@joanpaterson7605
@joanpaterson7605 Жыл бұрын
My my the smartest funny guy. I'm laying here in bed watching this😂
@10XRIEL
@10XRIEL Жыл бұрын
😅 his Canadian accent is on point 😂
@Steppeponytail
@Steppeponytail Жыл бұрын
The irony is at the end of the story he talks about not being told to give up broccoli but that is actually one of the things that could help! Broccoli has tonnes of oxalate and that is the very mineral most kidney stones are made of!
@twildabuckingham
@twildabuckingham Жыл бұрын
Maybe that was the joke and not just "green stuff is healthy"
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