Jim Jefferies Doesn't Understand Americans

[@shee3536]

Day/Month/Year is the only way to do it.

[@Ozepyon09]

Year/Month/Day is much better

[@JunixKuizon]

Ozepyon09 not really! So if someone ask you todays date you say 2018 Oct 10th?

[@MTOvideos]

However its faster to say "February 16th 2012" than it is to say "The 16th of February 2012". Also its just cleaner when incrementing days "2/16, 2/17, 2/18" vs "16/2, 17/2, 18/2" its just much better the US way.

[@BlinkLed]

As a programmer I agree with Year/Month/Day.

[@JunixKuizon]

NetWalkthroughs totally different. The data is formatted differently during display. No one displays data in ccyymmdd format.

[@amjadwarsi7417]

He is spot on with regards to the stupidity of the American system of measurements. Metric system is the best and the most logical.

[@unc54]

Not when it comes to height. There is a sense of relativity there that makes much more sense in the imperial system.

[@fannikingapocsveiler3736]

There's a sense of relativity in the metric system too though? Any system that involves a succession of things will have it.

[@madman2u]

+Hemanth Swarna *It* really doesn't because it's not logical. The only way it makes sense to you is because you've learned the set measurements. Generally speaking a foot is not a set measurement since feet come in different sizes. It'd be the same as having measurements in trees and define a tree as 10 meters tall even though trees comes in many different sizes. It's completely arbitrary just like the imperial system.

[@lefterisphasarias8934]

Hemanth Swarna what sense of relativity are you talking about? feet? i'm supposed to look at someone and imagining in my head how many steps i would take on them to cover them face to toe? and even then, its not about my foot's length but a dead king's one, so i would still be off. No, i dont get it, it still makes zero sense.

[@derekmorgan2130]

are you suggesting that saying I'm 5 of the late king of England's feet stacked heel to toe and 24 barley seeds tall is not a precisely accurate and more relateable system of measurement? Next you'll say that measuring land by roughly how far an ox can drag a plough before getting tired is not an accurate form of measurement.

[@NxDoyle]

Professional Australians always seem to be at least 25% more Australian when they're overseas.

[@gaelic229]

Professional ........ hhmm. its ok .. you can say, whores :-)

[@patrickmcshane7658]

tie me kangaroo down mate

[@richo6537]

PATRICK McShane Give me koala back Jack

[@patrickmcshane7658]

Cool J McCool I hate Quantus

[@richo6537]

PATRICK McShane I don't know what your talking about, I thought you were referencing "tie me kangaroo down" song my bad.

[@MrJchristopher7]

the metric system needs to be adopted by everyone. it is just more accurate and it makes sense.

[@NellieKAdaba]

Right

[@timzimlich1301]

Did you know water freezes and boils at different pressure levels? Even the supposedly more precise metric system makes a simple common sense call in the way temperature is measured. if you wanted to be precise you would have to say 100 degrees celsius is the boiling point for water _at sea level_

[@Josh-se2sj]

Tyrant it’s not YOUR system though is it, invented in Britain, and even we went “yeh this metric stuff is better, we”ll just keep miles for the roads though”

[@Josh-se2sj]

Tyrant 🤷🏼‍♂️ great reply, much thought put into that eh 😂

[@Josh-se2sj]

brutus brutalis nobody said it was invented in Britain 🙄

[@marcoapdias]

Jim is just a story-telling machine! His interviews are never the same, always have some new funny stories to tell. Amazing.

[@entwistlefromthewho]

I'd love to see a conversation between Jim Jeffries and Ricky Gervais

[@stevehunt914]

wow, thats an interesting mix! for some reason i REALLY don't see them getting on.

[@stevehunt914]

47 hours straight 28 pots of coffee 52 cigarettes and i still couldn't have fashioned a more perfect 'internet psycho' comment well done guy... you must be a big hit with the rest of the guys in the ward!! can we be mates?, you sound awesome! ps,.. definitely get more guns, you sound the right amount of 'stable' to own at least ten more.

[@mentalmaud8894]

Steve Hunt 😂😂😂😂😂

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Theyre both painfully PC urethra lickers, why watch

[@stevehunt914]

Why pretend to be someone funny when you're really someone who doesn't understand humour?

[@Lolleka]

- "I didn't know that about you!" - "... Why would you?!"

[@jeremylabove5339]

Yes thats what they said

[@sahajtalwaryt]

I died 😂😂

[@heathermca1351]

2:18

[@phatasssheep8338]

Ricky Gervais, bill burr and Jim Jeffries. That would be the trio of dreams.

[@a5ym]

read my mind

[@brindlebucker4741]

But see, it gets boring when it's all so similar.

[@Mudaseki]

Bill hates Ricky tho...so probably wouldn´t be that fun.

[@Mudaseki]

@Rosida Andriyana I don´t really know why, and I guess hate is a strong word. But he was very displeased with Rickys first Golden globes shows, thought it was hacky to come there and just diss people. It´s from his podcast 7-8 years ago tho so who knows, things may have changed.

[@andrewhnamte1315]

@@Mudaseki I don't think Bill hates him He just don't get why Ricky did the job.

[@insanitywhiskers694]

I'm American and I don't understand Americans either.

[@AurioDK]

Very late answer. There is nothing to understand, with such vast cultural differences it´s practically impossible to agree on almost anything collectively. Americans aren´t on a railroad track, they are on a bumpy highway with thousands of signs wanting each individual to go in a different direction. The big issue you are facing now is the adversarial mentality which mr. Trump unfortunately seems to be fueling, on top of that your very opinionated news media isn´t helping.

[@Poemi10304]

Well, people suck, you know?

[@aamirtanoli4084]

Fully agree with metric system and date format in US. THAT. REALLY. IS. STUPID

[@faithfulrose5372]

Aamir Tanoli why does the date format bother you though it just a different way it’s not hurting you is it

[@aamirtanoli4084]

FaithFul Rose America literally lost an orbiter because of the miscalculation by NASA purely because of the metric system. And why it bothers me is perfectly explained by the guest in the show

[@aamirtanoli4084]

Chris Eli hi Chris, i am in my homeland and i have no plans to come to America. So, you dont have to waste your energy driving me back to my homeland :) Have a good weekend

[@faithfulrose5372]

Aamir Tanoli I said the date format not the metric system itself need to learn how to read before you come for me like that and I agree with the metric system with science and math

[@aamirtanoli4084]

FaithFul Rose oh my bad, but last part of my reply was specific about why date format bothers me. As jim explains it, it just makes sense to have day, month, year.

[@MJFAN666]

That was like a free standup routine for the audience. Pretty great.

[@xchx544]

His newest special is awesome!

[@lukas.strautins]

How old are you, 12?

[@TheAnnorexicElephant]

All talk show interviews are "bits", this was great

[@ekuliyo]

Comedians always tell talk show hosts what to ask them to be able to launch into their bit. So Jimmy asked him "how long have you been in America now?" to launch him into the coin bit, and then "what did you do before you were a comedian?" to launch him into the McDonald's bit. I'd bet 100 bucks all these stories are in his next stand-up special.

[@XboxGOLDFree]

Yeah it sounded really forced when he asked that question lol

[@paulmedcalf362]

Jim Jefferies is pure gold! from the lack of laughs from the audience though it sounds like the title should read "americans don't understand jim jefferies"

[@mikewilliams258]

SS 44 I think you need to have a hearing test.

[@johndefriee1982]

yeah he was speaking chinese!!

[@billygrey8087]

It’s because he’s not funny.

[@zero71234]

@@billygrey8087 It's because you can't criticize 'murica

[@jasonburris334]

I think it's because most of them know his show is highly edited to make him look good and his guests look like crap and it's kind of uncomfortable to cheer for a lying piece of human garbage... no matter how funny he happens to be.

[@hectorpcmr.]

It seems like Jim Jefferies can talk for an eternity, and I would listen while laughing my ass off.

[@maggie198333]

I agree. U.S. should use metric system.

[@zayzanotti1399]

maggie198333 Too late now

[@Sasquatch-Mountain]

Yeah, USA should probably get with the times and join the rest of the world... Keep in mind NASA actually had to use metric system just to accomplish going to the moon. Cause imperial is so wack it literally doesn't even make sense to rocket scientists lol

[@jeffreyslater6556]

DailyChronical that’s completely false. They used the engineering system. It’s the SI system which is similar to the imperial but measurements are divided by ten. So an inch is split into ten parts.

[@Sasquatch-Mountain]

Most physicists and engineers in the United states use metric these days.

[@nelsonw9483]

Imperial system makes no sense

[@TheKamilkrawczak]

You just let Jim loose and step back..

[@goodgaiawitch8800]

the rabid Jeffries show

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[@TheKamilkrawczak]

Comedy is a matter of taste. Jim is not for everyone but I think he's fantastic.

[@blackbird351]

"Can I swear?" after he's already been bleeped out twice .

[@sharonlo1958]

Blackbird why beep it out?

[@art.sthetic1615]

Mary Mary because it’s America, you can’t swear on national television like abc and nbc bc of.... kids I guess? lol

[@sharonlo1958]

art.sthetic _18 what kids would be watching this, in Australia they have sworn for decades on tv

[@art.sthetic1615]

Mary Mary Idk bro, idk

[@jonjaquez]

This guys funniest when he's not trying

[@jesscateyesquad]

jon jaquez yeah that feels like me😀😀😀tell a joke no one laughs but laugh when just regular me 😀😀😀

[@justinkirschenman2232]

J. Harris. He hasn't been funny in a while.

[@BruceWayne-us3kw]

I’m like that too.

[@theoriginal1647]

I recon his funniest when his pissed

[@BAYAREA_PizzaParty]

J. Harris. Your sense of humor is odd then.

[@lynnwilson1797]

Jim, I'm with you 100% on the metric system. One of the greatest disappointments of my life is having to give up on trying to convince Americans that our system is STUPID! They just can't understand

[@Crimethoughtfull]

I moved to New Zealand a few years ago from the US--man, metric is just the greatest.

[@jamesimeson8554]

I could listen to Jim talk all day. Imagine going to the pub with him over beers. Wow

[@Bat-Ben]

Yeah like every Australian pub...

[@MattBizzle10000]

Im convinced the imperial system of measurement was invented by a bunch of drunk mathematicians rolling dice.

[@kardiaclark8111]

OMG hahahaha it's funny 'cause it's true 😂

[@jonathanallard2128]

If the dice were also drunk.

[@vedrankrajinovic848]

It's just an old system. All cultures used to have similar measurements, like fingers, elbows, steps, days of horse-back riding, etc. And every country that uses the metric system has actually switched to it at some point.

[@gazzaclarkson2547]

It was in Persia, thousands of years ago. Try doing some research, you uneducated prick. And then try working out why it still works better than the metric system, even today. But that would require you having to think, so I won't hold my breath.

[@Qui-9]

@@gazzaclarkson2547 that's pretty abrasive, WTF is your problem to reply like that? It's just a joke.

[@christopherrichardson6092]

I SO TOTALLY agree with Jeff about the date format... I've been saying that foreva!!!

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

Jim is outlining all annoyances us non Americans have with the US.

[@LeifEricson123]

Joni Rose Going back to watch it again for educational purposes.

[@animock3051]

Dark Days >orange joffrey Are Dems really this butthurt?

[@TheAgentAssassin]

So what happens in the US when you bring in a Honda Civic for repair work? You can buy a vowel if you want , or phone a friend.

[@bluflare12345]

Animock yes

[@bluflare12345]

Sean King obama turned my hardcore democrat parents into conservatives. He did a lot of good, but didn't fufil a lot of his promises.

[@a.t.3192]

"They use chicken now" 😂😂😂😂

[@kardiaclark8111]

I'm not convinced 😂

[@Skankhunt42....]

He's so right about the silly date thing. It makes no sense to list the month first. Always throws me off. Here you say the day first. Like today... 24/10/2020

[@SuperLeica1]

I prefer my own system, fex 2021-0602. Far better in spreadsheets.

[@FixItAngel]

4:02 at age 14 you can work for McDonald’s in Australia

[@tackett7166]

Fix It Angel 14 in some states in the U.S.

[@GODDESSVEE28]

It's actually 14 and 9 months if were are talking semantics lol

[@jamesf4083]

Wow, that’s some amazing comprehension skills there

[@ninjacat4929]

😂😂

[@cinnasharon980]

My daughter was working at 14 with my permission in US. Simple.

[@KamilG225]

I think anyone can listen to him tell a story for hours. One of the best story tellers out there!

[@doc4062]

I remember when McDonald's switched from Styrofoam to cardboard. I remember it because I thought to myself; "Someday they should try switching to meat".

[@artgoat]

Actually, the dime says "one dime," which doesn't really say ANYTHING about how much it's worth.

[@sycois]

What do you mean? It's worth 1 dime!

[@l.h.9747]

@@sycois yes but how many dimes are a dollar

[@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz]

Dime comes from the latin word “decem”, which is ten. English is a derivation of latin.

[@jafsantos]

@@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz More like influnced

[@kinderjoker]

@@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz You say this like the "average" American knows Latin or what it is. I bet most of them would think Latin means South America.

[@RobespierreChelsea]

The tax is not included into the item price tickets in the supermarkets. Drifts me into a thousand yard stare every time. 😂

[@stephenvaldez6335]

The majority of states do not collect tax on food purchased at supermarkets. The price on the label is the exact amount you pay. That’s only for food, Everything else in the supermarket is taxed. And of course the sales tax that you have to pay will vary from state to state. Madness lol

[@jl1998ch]

Right, I hated shopping in America because it‘s always more expensive than you thought. Why is that? Why can‘t they just include the taxes on price tags like most countries do?

[@Thrill98]

it looks cheaper for deadbrain customers

[@ブレイヴフェンサ]

Whatyalookinat it’s part of their scam

[@plasticoyster8131]

The conservative American response is “well then how do I know how much I’m being taxed?? I don’t want the government hiding anything” When in Australia we just know “It’s 10% unless it’s one of those magic tax free things, like apples (but not tampons), that we don’t discover until the checkout. We know what we pay. That’s what makes Australia great. We can worry about how much the tax is when we look at the receipt later. My top priority is my budget

[@doommuffinz5276]

😂 "Ididnt get anything, but I had a lot of dreams"

[@lilquorey723]

I thought he said drinks

[@T3hub3r1337]

No, he didnt. The whole 'American Dream' Idea is a huge butt end for his jokes. Because frankly, it is a joke.

[@lilquorey723]

We’re not even talking about that.

[@madbear3512]

That why it called a dream because you have to be asleep to see it

[@natedavies954]

As I was watching, I was thinking back to working at Subway at 17. And yep, I can totally relate 😂

[@kadafi4lyf]

he's from my local town in melbourne called st kilda. we love him here!

[@AT-st5dr]

yakikadafi no he’s not he’s from Sydney.

[@paulforryan4253]

Jimmy Kimmel makes me glad that the UK has Graham Norton and Johnathan Ross.

[@Danno1983]

Our Graham Norton is a .National Treasure

[@ATidw1]

Im American and I don’t even understand us.

[@nick260682]

Alissa Leigh It stands for “United States”

[@ATidw1]

what?

[@ginge641]

@@ATidw1 Wooooooosh

[@bobcharlotte8724]

I understand you're the best and have the greatest country on Earth, because all of you say it so much.

[@nikolinac.4237]

And you have the biggest debt in the world also

[@HyperVectra]

Best thing about the metric system? 1 Litre of water weighs 1 Kilo

[@i3osco717]

Also its 1decimeter x 1 decimeter x 1 decimeter.

[@HyperVectra]

@@i3osco717 Oh ok, thanks! Come on USA, switch to the damn metric system. Its just you guys and Burma/Myanmar & Liberia who use it. I don't know why you didn't switch after the boston tea party & war of independence... damn the British! The french came up with the metric system and even gave you Lady Liberty yet abusing the french is like a national sport.

[@LanaMuckraker]

@@HyperVectra it will never happen. US is one of the most tribal and stubborn cultures that think anything that might improve on things is a threat. Im a carpenter and say you want to divide 87 inches in 10 parts. 8.7" ? nope! its a bit complicated. Get a decimal and convert to fractions of eights or 16th. With metric, 87 centimeter divided by 10 is 8.7 centimeters. No calc needed.

[@rvdb7363]

I often use that fact if the measuring cup is in the dishwasher. Need 400 milliliters? Just weigh 400 grams. I only realised how convenient the metric system is when I tried to bake a cake from an American recipe. I ended up buying a complete set of measuring spoons and cups in the American system, because having to convert all these different measurements to the metric system drove me crazy

[@hashtagunderscore3173]

@@rvdb7363 This is why Europeans can't cook. You all have no realistic means of measuring spices. In the US, it's a teaspoon of salt. In the metric system, it's 4.2 grams. Do you really measure out 4 grams of salt? I doubt it.

[@dr.christopherdiaz4473]

Jim: If the gays came out with a better chicken sandwich... Popeyes: Hold my beer

[@OscarBlancoSketchToon_com]

Comedians that rant are the best! Jim and Bill Burr are great examples of just how great it can be! You just go along for the ride! There are many others that would simply go off, not necessarily on a rant, but just non-stop machine gun jokes, and for that, there was no one better than Robin Williams. RIP.

[@pop5678eye]

The US is literally one of only two countries in the world that hasn't adopted the metric system. For a country with lagging math abilities it is quite puzzling why we still insist on a system where 'there are 12 inches in a foot, there are 3 feet in a yard, there are 1760 yards in a mile' instead of the simpler 'there are 1000 millimeters in a meter, there are 1000 meters in a kilometer.'

[@howler6490]

America adopted the metric system MANY YEARS AGO...Officially. However, companies and folks refused to re-tool and the us is still struggling under IMPERIAL measurements.

[@donprincoify]

He reminds me of one of my Dad's mates.My mother couldn't stand him because he had no filter and took way too many liberties but my father always kept him around.My father insisted he was the only friend he could trust to keep him grounded.

[@lightningstormVI]

I don't know what it is but whenever any Australian goes overseas, we have to act as Australian as possible. And its the best. 😂

[@NewMessage]

Choosing your ideological position based on how good the food is? I'd say he understands average Americans pretty darn well.

[@nick260682]

New Message If that was the case America would be mostly catholic or Muslim. And they aren’t.

[@Cowcharge]

It's called making a joke.

[@Ardhant1]

I see you everywhere... Enjoy your work

[@thehellyousay]

Quadrupled the work without quadrupling the pay. How American.

[@HotCrossJuns]

He was working in Australia at the time tho...

[@cassiopee26]

I clicked on that Thumb up as soon as he said that if because children are picky eaters it's because of their parents' fault. Now that's some truth served here!

[@bannhim6697]

And me thinking that he said ,his child was a piggy eater,which in reference to the quality of the fastfood chains and pigs would have totally made sense. Pigs don't discriminate over their food,as they are known to eat everything infront of them.

[@abbycross90210]

To be fair, being a picky eater is a major symptom of autism.

[@ZER0--]

I'm so with Jim about the way Americas do the date. It should be the day, the month, and then the year. It really is that simple.

[@jimsimpson2499]

Real simple,!

[@charlesjirkovsky14]

If Seth MacFarlane was stung by a bunch of bees.

[@josh021588]

@Charles James 👌🏽yes

[@politerudeboi6898]

hahahahahahahahahaha u win today sir

[@cameronf3343]

Take it from my American self; I’ve taught myself (and solely use) the metric system for the past 4 years, and have been doing day/month/year for about 3 years now. I’m 19, and because I’m only 2 years out of K12, I tell you; we don’t do a thing with metric. Even in Chemistry class we were doing oz’s in the beakers for some reason.

[@varadghodake495]

I can hear Jim talk relentlessly about anything for hours.

[@anotidachitando9220]

Varad Ghodake same here

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

you really need to get down my local: it's Jim-style talk for days in there :-)

[@varadghodake495]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey would love to be there someday

[@Johnboysmudge]

100% - putting the month first is just absolute insanity

[@cassandro9445]

I love how he sounds just slightly drunk ❤️

[@01HGG]

He probably is 😂

[@thekrevolution]

both individuals represent the sarcastic comedy of their respective nations really well

[@blazedandconfused477]

Jim isn't an Australian comic.

[@ErisRising]

I hadn't thought about it, but Kimmel really is the master of sarcasm in late night now that Letterman and Ferguson have moved on. Fallon is so earnest that it's an awkward fit, and while Colbert employs it, he also isn't as detached as Kimmel.

[@Juan_rivera]

thekrevolution Jimmy is representative of crappy PC crap humor

[@primus711]

nobody likes kimmel fyi or jim in usa and kimmel is not funny nor does he represent it comedy of any kind he just got a show cause he is a yes man ill do whatever it takes

[@jackredmond946]

Jimmy kimmel is so boring

[@guyshaddock4130]

The way Jefferies can take such an ordinary (and sometimes contentious) issue and make it so funny is remarkable. Think how few comedians (think Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters) can improvise like Jefferies. He’s a genius!

[@Sold.Out.For.Freeee]

It’s been so long I can’t ask anyone now. So I’ll go on Jimmy Kimmel and announce it lol Jimmy

[@Icecube88]

the u.s. needs to get rid of pennies and nickles.

[@animock3051]

Icecube88 Why?

[@Icecube88]

we waste money making pennies. they are absolutely worthless. and nickles because it makes counting easier. every number will end with a 0 or 5. if you want to make it even better, remove quarters. dimes and bills would be the only currency. every number would end with a 0. but pennies for sure should go.

[@hungryblanket4413]

Ok, how about if I have no credit card and I have to pay $4.62

[@Icecube88]

you would never have to pay .62 because pennies wouldn't exist. every number would end in a 0 or 5. right now you have to pay the .62 because pennies exist. or .61, .63, .64, and so on. if there were no pennies then it would be 4.55, 4.60, 4.65, etc. if you remove quarters then everything would be to the nearest dime.

[@hungryblanket4413]

Icecube88 that's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard, you would have to completely redo the taxing system as well as everything on the market. That would take years and the people who have pennies will be upset they they are losing money

[@mylesmudge]

It doesn't say 10 anywhere on the dime. It says "one dime"

[@josearqco]

Keep it! is a cultural thing, if someone doesn't know, they can (and have to) learn. So we don't have to be that lazy, there's no problem at all with using both systems; if it was for that, there only would be one language, wich would be such an awful thing.

[@jeremylabove5339]

Dime=1/10th of one whole

[@Harkness197]

I love how he always sounds drunk lol

[@drTinta]

Yeah I also thought that, he always sounded drunk :)

[@quuks]

He is always drunk a bit

[@sharonlo1958]

We all sound that way lol

[@abbycross90210]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just an Australian thing, both sounding and being.

[@ultimategamer2669]

And yet he's still pretty smart, somehow? No idea how that works...

[@dilshanization]

Jim Jefferie's accent is more australian then the australian's in australia

[@doodcruise]

Nah we all talk like it haha

[@sharonlo1958]

We all talk like that

[@sharonlo1958]

We all sound the same

[@brucecaldwell6701]

& then after that the Australians in New Zealand.

[@gravedanger789]

@@sharonlo1958 don't realize we have a accent till you spend a couple of weeks in America. The we stand out a mile.

[@Planclanman3]

Australians are awesome

[@NellieKAdaba]

Yes, always.

[@cuntrash0]

Yes we are

[@cuntrash0]

Tom S hahaha, you might want to do some research before you open you mouth dipshit, the majority of our economy is based on our export market, and the quality of our export products are considered second to none by the rest of the world. Shame we can’t export some intelligence to help you out you sub-par mongoloid😂

[@billybob8857]

And sand.

[@dbg5744]

Their beers are top notch, well except for fosters. But the rest are awesome Among the best out there.

[@vsquar3d]

This dude is fkn hilarious

[@moreofawave]

He is literally one of the funniest comedians out there.

[@marLamaDeo]

His interviews aren't that funny imo, his stand up is far better.

[@aternialaffsalot]

NetMage11 found the gun nut!

[@barcafanshd8378]

Is he?

[@j2times2006]

Mildly amusing and I mean very very mild.

[@cxw2330]

Thank you! Metric system - day month year - small medium large. Everything that makes sense in the world! Not in America. ahahahah

[@haverjamarosi680]

But it doesnt ?!?!? if somebody asks you the time you got SS/MM/HH ???? No ... so dont be so cocky .... first switch to YYYY/MM/DD , than brag abought making sense!

[@heftyelf]

@@haverjamarosi680 But we do, in fact. Especially if using an analogue watch/clock rather than a digital one. We say, for example, "it's almost (seconds) twenty (minutes) to four (hour)". We don't say "it's three thirty nine and sixteen seconds"

[@haverjamarosi680]

​@@heftyelf How you write it ?!?!?! and how you say it if its, for example a runtime of any sort? So lame coput .... its like sayin you dont say meter first and cm last cos you can say ' i am 3 cm short of being 2 meters .... but it still doesnt change the fact everybody say one-ninetiseven And if i tell some1 we meet at five-forty everybody will be there at 5:40 (H:mm)

[@heftyelf]

@@haverjamarosi680 On run times, we agree. On height, one-ninety-seven is short for one hundred and ninety seven centimetres, not one metre and ninety seven centimetres. If you tell someone to meet at five forty, that's digital format. In analogue format you would meet them at twenty to six

[@vivadjango]

Not in the United States! (of America) The rest of America uses the metric system.

[@michaelwsperry]

Love to see Jim and Avi talk again.

[@KiIowatt]

You heard him gays, start frying up some amazing chicken.

[@jasminepina9058]

😂

[@MattSingh1]

Homophobe.

[@AlphynKing]

Matthew Singh-Dosanjh Whoosh

[@patrichewill5403]

Matthew Singh-Dosanjh really??

[@Sayori393]

Whoosh

[@on2wheels378]

I was in the military (US). I write the day, month and year. Ex. 14Jul2018

[@benabate7506]

On 2Wheels I might be wrong but don’t you use the metric system as well, in the military?

[@Joshua.R.Sims.]

Ben Abate yes.

[@benabate7506]

On 2Wheels well thanks for your service anyway mate, cheers from Aus

[@on2wheels378]

Yes.

[@RebeccaEd]

And what you call "military time"? We never write am/pm, 18:00 is six in the afternoon. Obviously... Do average americans not get that at all? I remember one guy not understanding what I meant and I was surprised he admitted it since its not hard to figure out even if youre not used to it.

[@Nemspy]

I like the way he's comfortable enough in his Australianness to pronounce Fillet O' Fish the Australian/Commonwealth way and not translate himself for Americans. I found myself translating when I lived in the US. Now that I am back home in Australia it has taken me years to lose "cell phone" and I still haven't ditched "soda". Other words I use differently depending on whether I'm talking to Australians or my American wife -- "trash/rubbish" is an example here.

[@NellieKAdaba]

I live in the States, and I feel the same, I have to talk like Americans, moving from Belgium in 1994 up til now, until I move back. I prefer saying mobile phone.

[@Jen.V843]

I'm Australian and I worked in the USA in 2004. I still say "parking lot" sometimes and I still have a soft spot for iced tea and bagels.

[@KL2010]

But he said 'gas station' instead of 'servo' or 'petrol station', and 'fries' instead of chips. He's a yank!

[@dingone100]

the saaaame

[@Marshy94]

Wait whats the yank way? Fish Fillet?

[@alanfoster6589]

13 months, each 28 days. Never changes. Holidays always fall on the same day, year after year. No confusion. One extra special day at the end of the last month to make 365 days in a year, two extra for a leap year. But no...we're still stuck on the ancient Julian calendar.

[@tkaz123]

Yo, was this dude eating hot cheetos before his appearance? His lips are a BRIGHT red.

[@TheHua89]

thomaskazuya I was guessing maybe a popsicle

[@Serprizebuttsecks]

All jokes aside with jim it's very possible he had a bad gurn from some cocaine so might have bit them 😂 (probably not but had to be said lol)

[@Sebbefilmerchannel]

Why is this the top comment now I cant think of anything else...X)

[@nkm11tbm]

probably drinking alcohol

[@avoiceinthefrequency9556]

Good Eye bud. Jimmy probably playing games in the dressing room again

[@muuuuuud]

I love his humor, but i appreciate mostly he seems like a truly decent, humble guy.

[@dimitri00769]

He definitely is all those outside of the lime light. How do I know? I’m a friend of his ☮️

[@muuuuuud]

​@@dimitri00769 I'm happy you got a good friend like him. Take care out there! :)

[@dimitri00769]

@@muuuuuud shout out from Australia 👋

[@muuuuuud]

@@dimitri00769 Have a great afternoon! :) ...or evening..?

[@dimitri00769]

@@muuuuuud it’s Thursday 9.15pm here 👋

[@cbglassiii9362]

Day/Month/Year seems fine to me. Then again, I'm used to it via the US Navy.

[@haverjamarosi680]

but year/month/day would make more sense! (like hour/minute/second)

[@DeathWithinTenSteps]

Year, month, day, hour, minute, second is commonly used by a lot of nato forces though. I just assumed that was from the US. I’ve been in service so long it’s the only way I can write it now.

[@Quintinu]

Jimmy did not miss the opportunity to remind jim he had to sign the immigration form. Take it easy jimmy, those are just jokes

[@ThisWasAMistake007]

I'm American and I don't understand Americans.

[@will.s4893]

No one does any more

[@wfcoaker1398]

He calls it fillet of fish! Yes! Meat comes in filets, fish comes in fillets. Lol

[@roof1975]

Us Canadians don't even understand them... It's all good..

[@gaelic229]

Lets talk aboot that

[@MJFAN666]

We have Nickle and dimes.. Not that we pay attention to that.

[@Fireball8800]

Ya eh

[@Kloutkulture]

Kermit of Rivia LMAO that's the thing with accepting Muslims they try and islamisize everything!!!! Soft countries let them in then play games

[@phoenixb4974]

Us americans cant even understand us

[@spiffyloo]

Being in the medical field I still have to use some of the metric. I wish we would just switch. It would be so much easier.

[@simonmccauley6103]

I watched his new Netflix special last night and I was absolutely crying with laughter. The chicken nugget shitting puking skit should come with a health warning it made me laugh that much,

[@flumpftelly6719]

someone had coke in the bathroom..

[@lone17wolf]

And Cheetos

[@ebconnelly5067]

Vlad Vale haha

[@age-ben4910]

+Flumpf Telly "I can't feel my face" - The Weeknd

[@christopherhuff3123]

Its was great too. Its starting to drip down my throat and my teeth are numb.

[@richardgordon]

Flumpf Telly I was wondering what was wrong! Used to be funny, now too much coke.

[@carriebizz]

I'm an Aussie and i totally agree with jim lol

[@andrewdods2236]

Me too !! American trip. "Ahhh mate, just keep it" ... hands over bunch of shrapnel (loose change in Australian slang) ......

[@ThatTempesTGuy]

I was drinking a sip of my water when you said "nuggets", I am now cleaning the water off my monitor and keyboard...

[@RaptorJesus.]

actually had my first fillet o' fish after this, damn you jim, you advertising pro you!

[@neptune2644]

3:00 exactly. Australians think like us English. rationaly, and normaly.

[@haverjamarosi680]

EXACTLY NOT! how is it rational? Its totaly bacwards! it should be YYYY/MM/DD like any rational and normal peole use it!

[@abbycross90210]

Yeah, the English are soooooo rational.

[@neko_3851]

@@haverjamarosi680 so you go 2020/February(2)/25...?

[@haverjamarosi680]

@@neko_3851 Exactly. (so now its 2020.02.25 19:44) from the biggest to the smallest

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Ah yes, the famously rational English. Invaded every country under the sun to expand their Britishness all over the world and who have soccer riots where hundreds of people die.

[@shadowboxing1729]

The "Hey Fella" joke was funny! Cause it's relatable... I'm very bad with names

[@petegtorcan]

Totally DD/MM/YYYY Here in Canada it’s all over the place: DD/MM/YYYY, MM/DD/YYYY AND YYYY/MM/DD

[@ksjaarda21]

Pete G tell me about it it's the worst! So frustrating when doing tax returns

[@AD-df5tm]

I know! I never have any damn idea what people are doing when it comes to dates because in Canada everyone does something different.

[@RanZR303]

lol I feel you.

[@jobeduardohernandez7672]

Pete G unnj

[@cmdtrigun]

Canada doesn't know whether they're American or European... I personally think that the month is a lot more relevant than the day for info on forms

[@ai6600]

I haven’t even watched the video yet, I see Jim Jeffries and I like it 😄 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 ❤️❤️❤️

[@camera423]

This guy is right 💯

[@TheDerider]

Thanx Jim, I just realized my old computer reset to M/D/Y and it was causing me great confusion so in Regional and Language I found the setting that says “English(Australia)”, clicked that and everything is working beaut. By the way you are a frikkin’ larrikin and good onya! 😎

[@louispks]

Jimmy Kimmel has cupcakes in the dressing rooms. Graham Norton has alcohol.

[@94110mission]

I just saw his special on Netflix and he is genuinely funny. I hadn’t heard of him before.

[@HayderAbdulridha]

At McDonald's my "crew" was all lazy. I was taking orders, Watching over fries, packing orders, and taking orders. All that for $9. It was so much BS and soo many people mad at you even though you're not the one at fault. So I quit. Without telling after they screwedup my schedule for the 5th time.

[@DirtySouthGaming]

Just watched the new stand up, absolute gut buster with a wholesome finish

[@gerardovega7983]

Jim is the best! He stole the show!

[@claudiaam107]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN HE SAID: “when someone asks you the date you don’t go ‘JULY’ “!!!! It’s so true! The simplest things in a day-to-day life are so weird in America! When he said the freezing and boiling temperature too! I also have 7 years living in America so I completely get it! Or like when people in America say football 🏈 (everyone else calls it American football) and they call soccer ⚽️ what the rest of the world calls Football!! Lol 😂

[@ThaPliskin]

I love the title, it discribes almost every one of his bits...

[@patricebennett1100]

This guy is hilarious 🇦🇺

[@heartbreakrichy5826]

The way he says filet o fish is hilarious

[@sheriashley7692]

The way he says it is the only way it’s pronounced in Australia 🇦🇺

[@rumbleish]

precisely how I feel as a European started to live in US. Sometimes , my brain boils. why USA why ?

[@doomrot]

He ain't wrong about Chick-Fil-A. That's some good ass bigoted food.

[@deborahduthie4519]

Good on you Jimbo.

[@DarkNaomi]

I love Australians and the way they speak 😂🇦🇺💕

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

Thank you

[@The_Deaf_Aussie]

Im single and available :P

[@Fynnlanigan522]

retroxlove we love you too x

[@kriddius]

G'day darl' 😉

[@wooly1950]

I spent 3 months over there in 92, my Aussie accent which isn't as broad as Jim's opened many doors !

[@haris6224]

Jimmy and Jim. Best, combo, ever !

[@wilmara24]

Haris nah Conan and bill burr

[@alrightcomeonletsgo]

+Wilmar Albuquerque dude I was literally about to comment that, cheers.

[@DamionJR4923]

Haris your 100% right except for the Jimmy part.

[@conors4430]

I love how he asks if you can swear several minutes in after he’s already sworn several times lol

[@iigormeltser9058]

we are frucking polite in Australia

[@kristikoz8607]

Love love love Jim!!❤️🇨🇦...he’s wicked live :) ❤️ love u too jimmy;)

[@lancebrowning4770]

I can't handle the way he says Filet O' Fish lol

[@stikndip]

Lance Browning I think that’s the only thing that Americans pronounce the way it should be i.e. the French way. I once heard an American boxing commentator pronounce Guillermo Rigondeaux as “ Ree-gone-dee-owks”. I almost vomited.

[@aakkkbbb]

That's the way its pronounced here. Even in official advertising from maccas