Cursed Shopping Channel ASMR Halloween Special

Welcome back to Cursed Curios, your one-stop television-shopping channel for everything hexed, spooky, or just weird. This ASMR teleshopping experience is a Halloween special, packed to the brim with triggers to hopefully surprise and delight you.
Triggers included are a soft-spoken British accent, lots of ASMR tapping, metal sounds, device sounds, some page turning, and, of course, ancient curse triggers. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings.

[@mundanesalad]

“Making sure people grow old or simply perish”

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@SwagBee.]

"Cursed toilet candy is for 24,999$..... " "It's actually for only 2$" That price drop gave me a good laugh. 😂😂😂

[@JimASMR]

😃

[@iimuffinsaur]

Cant review the dagger unless I know how it feels to be stabbed by it.

[@JimASMR]

It feels good!

[@melonman._.]

LMFAO "IT feels good"

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

4.5 minutes in and there’s already so many quotable quotes.

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

Well I’m never sleeping again.

[@JimASMR]

😅

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

Jimち ASMR loved the video. ASMR comedy is the best. 😂

[@averagesadpersononinternet3490]

"Our team are dying to help " lmao, your videos are always so well made

[@JimASMR]

Hehe, thanks!

[@StudioMiwabi]

I always wondered why dad could never find his way home from getting those cigarettes

[@JimASMR]

Cursed Cigarettes.

[@knight8825]

Bruh

[@someone8240]

Who ever smokes them, dies

[@DrHappy-hk4hl]

@@someone8240 Bruh are you trying to get me to smoke?

[@juanq3676]

Your dad sailed across the sea to get cigarettes?

[@iamzionthelion]

Fantastic editing, the humor was refreshing, and it looked like you were having a blast making this. This RP is magnetic. Thinking about making this a series? You've definitely got my vote.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Fox - perhaps... who knows what's in store?

[@alcappacino]

@@JimASMR Probably more cursed items, amiright?

[@iamzionthelion]

@Sanjeev Underrated comment.

[@DarkShadows713]

The sextant shipped in perfect condition and I have been using it ever since. Couldn't be happier with this purchase. I couldn't have ever gone home anyway, Acadia is gone and all that jazz; you know how it is. Five stars. Always love these curios!!

[@StarboyXL9]

"It predicts the end of the world pretty accurately as its 2012. A little while ago now, but I think we're beginning to see the effects." Accurate AF.

[@SpecialFXLady]

If there were ever any doubts... X-)

[@puppylov3808]

Your voice is like a blanket for my brain. I feel all tucked in and cozy :)

[@JimASMR]

Awww, thank you Elizabeth!

[@orlaeggz5289]

That's a great way to look at !!

[@jessicadutridge9882]

Exactly! I can't get enough of his voice!!! I could listen for hours on end and he's by far the best male asmr voice out there!

[@barmyb]

"well, someone is going to grow old absolutely disgracefully aren't they" I literally lol'd in my office. I hope I grow old disgracefully, it's more fun surely?

[@JimASMR]

Absolutely! It's the only way worth aging.

[@MooneyTiger]

@@JimASMR Truely hilarious quote! 🤣 You should sell merch of this quote. I would have such fun making graphics / art for that! 😄

[@bigburd875]

Got a cursed pen you might be interested in, it is literally everywhere when you need a pencil, mysteriously disappears when you need it, and writes in green ink when you need black

[@wobfet]

love the tapping sounds, the dialogue is insanely funny especially with how the host delivers it. the free shipping sign popping up while the host is starting to lose his mind sent me.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@magss8259]

"You won't get lost, but you won't be able to find your way home. Ever." Of all the memorable lines in this thing, that's the one my brain decides to fixate on 🤣

[@Panssaritapiiri]

My wife suffers from anxiety and has found lots of comfort from your videos. Thank you so much for your work!

[@JimASMR]

My pleasure.

[@imaginedragontamer]

i too am quite hefty and prefer to be bound in leather

[@JimASMR]

A fine price you shall fetch!

[@StarboyXL9]

Blursed comment

[@fizzywhispers]

Definitely feel like the host is some outerdimensional being, like he’s defiantly not human being able to come into direct contact with all this stuff

[@JimASMR]

😉

[@StarboyXL9]

I'm pretty sure he's had dealings with the Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation. Probably knows the Professor too.

[@moduleapothem6446]

@@StarboyXL9 oh absolutely

[@backwardglances]

Dearest Jimothy, I’m starting to figure you out. :) Your videos usually have a twist at the end. It’s like a special bonus for those who don’t fall asleep listening to them. Great job as always. Hope you and yours are staying safe.

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

yes uhhhh I'd like to sell a cursed printer? it works perfectly well but never when you need it? specially when you're desperate.

[@JimASMR]

Haha, that's a regular printer.

[@cecilyerker]

That sounds like an SCP

[@lizh804]

Jim: a SEXtant me: a WHAT NOW? Jim: a navigational tool used by sailors to plot where they are going me: don't you tease me

[@JimASMR]

😉

[@ShadowNight808]

I was so engaged with watching this I kept myself awake until the very end and boy was that a laugh I really needed after a frustrating day :') your asmr videos are really something unique and special ❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Shadow! x

[@dr.richtofen8875]

"Memento mori" Oh my god, Jim started it before mark and Ethan lmao

[@ebb7799]

loved this episode’s items ! unfortunately i couldnt get my hands on any of them this time around ........

[@JimASMR]

Oooh, better luck next time Bugaboo!

[@bbacc_ino]

Is the executive guy BB short for Beelzebub? Idk if I heard his name right

[@MrTattooASMR]

The only other way to have your tasty toilet *Cursed*

[@JimASMR]

😄😉

[@DebbieDoo217]

Love revisiting these cursed curio episodes. 😂🎃

[@failed_son4957]

I can finally get books to к̸̧̩͚̺͍͍̺̟̬̫͐̔͛̊̉͒р̴̨̮̥̻̮́̒̔̅͐̀̒̈́͂͝а̸̨̛͎͙̰̗̘̔̍̍̌͗і̴̨̱̭̐̇́͋͒͝͝ͅн̴̹̗̳̹̯̩͆͆͂̈́̽́̈́а̴̝͌̏̌̐͆̅̚ with no annoying fees

[@kaitlin7290]

I was wondering when those curses were going to have an affect...you didnt disappoint 😆

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@thewolfgamer7294]

Watching this relaxed me so much, like watching a tv show at your grandma’s as a kid in the late hours of the night. I’d love to see a asmr like, 3 hour tv run, cursed ads and all. Like you’re actually watching tv. I don’t think that’s ever been done before and I’m positive you could make it fantastic!

[@withtrees]

I'd be down for another one of these.

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@DwightLivesMatter]

"Unlike the sextant, this telescope only shows you home. It won't show you to your destination, it certainly won't show you any Royal Navy enemy ships on the horizon, just simply where you are from, where you'll see your loved ones slowly wither away and perish." Many humorous lines but that got me the most lol! Gained a sub. Clearly good content here.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you very much MCR fan!

[@callabliss3650]

Late to the party: I love this so much! It needs to be a series! It was Brilliant!!❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@marymaggotface1994]

I'm so excited! I'm really glad you had the chance to make this video, it's such a great concept James!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Mary! x

[@marymaggotface1994]

@@JimASMR As always, no problem! 💖

[@okinawachick]

Best eclectic ASMR channel on KZbin. Right when I think I've found my favorite video in your library, I find another masterpiece. Bravo, Jim!

[@pratikchaudri6404]

New SCP Name : The Dagger Class : Keter

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@kitty8335]

If you get anymore Daggers of Darius in I'd like to order one straight to heaven, for cutting... cold butter. 👼🏼 This is my new favorite video of yours!

[@JimASMR]

Thanks Kitty! I actually kept one to the side for you. x

[@kitty8335]

Jimち ASMR 😚 Can’t wait to get my hands on it

[@FoundMyGuardianAngel]

I’m crying. This is perfect! 😂

[@JimASMR]

Awww, thank you Evelyn! 🤗

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

PLEASE tell me this will be a yearly Halloween special!

[@jeremymlad]

This one is perfection! The vocabulary was very satisfying, and your voice, again, is divine. I was grinning, attention rapt.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much, m'lad. x

[@laperraquehabla]

Nobody is going to talk about how cool the intro music was, damn?

[@noelrobertson4968]

This is my second favorite ASMR of yours Jim. This is amazing and well scripted. I applaud you. 👏

[@muricalynnwilson5866]

I loved this so much. I would love to see a continuation of this!

[@YouShouldAim]

This is fantastic Jim. Production quality is top notch and this is right down my alley of relaxing videos. Thank you for the hard work

[@JimASMR]

My pleasure, thank you Zed.

[@EsmeShepherd]

My god, your production levels just keep getting better and better, I'm so impressed with the detail you put into this video! Well done, man!

[@JimASMR]

Thanks Esme! x

[@PascalPlante]

LOVED this! Would love to see this as a series...! 💀

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Pascal! x

[@SpiralASMR]

"Wait.. did he just say.. yep". And a かわいいトイレ it is. The dagger at the end was very nice-looking, but seems hazardous to my health. Gonna have to pass this time 😅 Awesome work, as usual 😊🥰

[@JimASMR]

Areegato gozaimashta Tonya san! X

[@AlexAuAsmr]

What an awesome intro! You put a lot of work into this Jim! GREAT JOB!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much Alex!

[@evilmerv4645]

I love the Haunted Shopping Network

[@JimASMR]

😁

[@melilove5361]

This video was very entertaining. Loved the humor in this, really put a smile on my face!!

[@jayv5428]

You are so creative!! Love the spooky videos! 👌❤ And that ending was amazing 🤣

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much. x

[@Bananapants000]

LOVE your videos! always so amusing to watch when I'm awake, and your voice is so soothing for when I'm trying to sleep. this one especially is so funny. love that ending! (and your use of penultimate; it's a good word!)

[@JimASMR]

Thank you! Penultimate is definitely my second-to-last favourite word. 😉

[@vatkat3574]

oh my, Jim, your fantasy and creativity seem to be endless! great video, thank you for being so innovative

[@JimASMR]

And thank you for being so kind Kat. x

[@gabrihell3]

So many triggers in this video! I love the sounds of the items! And such a great seller x)

[@curs3dking883]

Okay but in all seriousness please do another one of these its absolutely brilliant!!

[@caseyspark2019]

I would love a sequel to this at some point. Recently I have subbed to you and have been going through some of your old stuff. You have a love narrative voice!

[@transgirltalks1140]

"This item will show you the way but you can never return to your home." *Laughs in nomad* 😂

[@melk6088]

I loooove shopping network ASMR! I used to fall asleep to it as a kid! Great work as always!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Melissa!

[@Cody-oc4kf]

This was so fun and relaxing! You're my favorite asmr channel YEAHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYY :)

[@JimASMR]

😄🤗

[@lordfarquaad8267]

This is brilliant. I love it so much!

[@AStrawberryHedgehog]

I’m late to the party, but this video is amazing and the ending is perfect. 💖 I’d really love to see a sequel.

[@misulincu]

MC&D getting bold with their new marketing strategy.

[@emilee1963]

Loved this!!!! Please do another with more items! Very entertaining! Thank you.

[@Robin66]

I come back to this video at least once a week. It really helps me relax after stressful work. If this becomes a series, I will lose my mind.

[@JimASMR]

Hmmmmm... Maaaaaaybe.

[@harleyrahs9761]

This is so creative, funny, yet relaxing. Top quality asmr. *Roaring applause*

[@JimASMR]

😚🤗

[@dr.killpatient8720]

This is fantastic and my new favorite ASMR video

[@angry_zergling]

I just discovered your channel two days ago and I have to say - the variety of the characters you portray and the skill with which you portray them is absolutely stunning. Half of the time if I were to switch from one video to the next I would have no idea you were the same person were it not for the fact your videos were on the same channel. That the shopping network representative was the Soviet interrogator and that Snape was both...were I ignorant of the fact this was all the content of a singular channel and the content of a single creator...I wouldn't have believed it. The personality, the mannerisms, heck - even the appearance - all change in such fundamental ways that to me it doesn't seem like one content creator playing multiple parts, but that they're each played by totally different individuals. For other ASMRtists doing roleplays...yes, they're amazing in their own ways and I infinitely enjoy their work and greatly appreciate many of them. But when I view their videos I'm innately aware it's creator X playing a part, or it's clearly just youtuber Y in a different outfit playing out a different narrative. Here, though? Were I not given the hint of them falling under a singular channel, it would take me several videos to notice that it was the same gentleman playing each different character...if I noticed at all. Truly a gentleman of extraordinary skill and creativity. You, sir, should be proud as talent such as this is unique. I salute your skill and intellect! =)

[@lorisilver881]

Fantastic! The alternate camera angles for a closer look was brilliant. My favorite part is when you accidentally. Made a wish and the finger went down. The ending was hilarious. :)

[@ludmillasummers775]

Please do another one of these, wonderfully entertaining 😊❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Ludmilla!

[@tylaht7]

This is brilliant👻 Loved the stories 🎃 I'd love to see another one like this! ☺️

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Tylah!

[@jamesskierski1649]

Loved the wooden palm joke

[@dynocubdubs7195]

Love this, love the editing

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@julzmv]

I've just discovered your channel, and it is amazing! This idea right here is spectacular. Keep up the good work!! Ill be subscribing and watching DAILY.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Ju!

[@zevilktheseeker]

Just found your channel yesterday and already watched most videos. You make a wonderful job with those rps, I just love them!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Zevilk!

[@Mystery__Otaku]

This was amazing! I wish this was a tv series and we could see the buyers with their stuff ( and of course, see more cursed items)

[@JimASMR]

Thank you mysterious Otaku San!

[@samanthabailey5286]

This is one of the most unusual and interesting shopping channels I've ever watched! All of these objects intrigue me and that plot twist ending cot me off guard. This reminds me of Supernatural & Wearhouse 13 due to all the strange things they find. Keep up this creativity! :3

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Samantha!

[@janeavril9259]

This video is so good, I’ve never seen anything like it! Subscribed:))

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@fionamorris9634]

As an Aussie I don’t celebrate Halloween but sicking a horde of zombies on some of my more annoying neighbours sounds delightful. He is just brilliant from beginning to end. I giggled the entire time. I agree with the person who requested a series from this character. Yes please Jim, that would be amazing 😉❤️👍

[@greendaypunkgrl9]

You have very quickly become my favorite. The stories you come up with... Just bonkers. Tnx for the laughs! Hope the cameraman's ok ❤💜❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you! He's fine 😉

[@sendingit2601]

Pleaseeee bring this back this spooky season.

[@pancakeofdestiny]

A dagger belonging to the Achaemenid king Darius, but it has an inscription in classical Arabic, which didn't have a written language until centuries later? Novelty ASMR DEBUNKED with FACTS and LOGIC. (JK, love this channel)

[@franny6221]

I was really sleepy when you announced the toilet and I got really confused for a second

[@JimASMR]

Haha!

[@danielle010481]

I greatly appreciate your sense of humor! 👻🎃

[@ayasreviewsandtoycolection7148]

I don't care what anyone says but this guy has the most unique channel I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. 😍😍😍

[@lisamillar5153]

Oh my, awesome video. Just came across your channel while searching for Halloween asmr.

[@daddiothotio7114]

YEESS, UGH YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Daddio!

[@Celestial.moon.]

This is delightful!! We need another edition, more occult things!! 😁

[@blanketfort]

Was about to fall asleep when the ending happened, had me giggling

[@sharpy-dan-howdy4828]

Great work and a fantastic ending. ^_^

[@chaincyclist2736]

A guitar pick that's always around but you can never find it when you actually want to play guitar

[@OberonVI]

This was magnificent and expertly done!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@daydreamingvampire]

Great video! and that intro was beautiful

[@LuisVelazquez32]

Tremendous! I was trembling with haunting enchantment.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Luis!

[@ayndie38]

I'm a new subscriber, so I'm catching up on a lot of your videos. The ending of this one had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! Love your content!😂😂😂

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Amber!

[@kaleidojess]

Yes, that’s how it’s supposed to end 😂 Your videos are really good ✨

[@Cat58160]

Jim, 2020 has an impact on you too. You shoot videos on scary topics ... But this video is great! Your deep and soothing voice only let me watch until the third minute. I am happy and I'm asleep. Hugged. ❤

[@lordvader1178]

Alucard going to shop at Cursed Curios would be AMAZING

[@theoraclehostvessel]

I wish so badly this was an actual thing. I can't watch the video while at work but I'm listening and it's one of the best times my ears have ever had

[@JimASMR]

I'm really glad System! Thank you!

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

This is the best idea ever

[@miguelbayne4506]

This is one way to get me to watch the Antiques Roadshow!

[@JimASMR]

Hehe, I love the antiques roadshow! 😅

[@SpookyStregaAL]

omg ASMR and antiques , I may cry