Bureaucratic Dystopian ASMR (Writing Sounds, Typewriter Sounds, Paper Pusher, Soft Spoken ASMR)

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Jimち ASMR

Jimち ASMR

Күн бұрын

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All hail the Grand Centralised Bureaucracy of the Acting Director General of the Corporate Parliament, and the CEO de facto ruler of the Next World Organisation!
Get your second world groove on with some fairly abrasive typing sounds, writing sounds, the glorious, dulcet tone of stamped boilerplate documents. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

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@wobfet
@wobfet 4 жыл бұрын
this acting is too good. The fake smiles, the occasional looks to the audience, the absolute passive aggressiveness of it all. my entire body is on flight mode and I just want to go, “listen, if this isn’t a good time I could just pop back in later.” and I just got to the end I am shook. not sure with the lighting what is going on with the hair but I like it
@ddlcfan5539
@ddlcfan5539 4 жыл бұрын
Most dystopias (like north Korea ) control your hair cut
@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla
@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla Жыл бұрын
@@ddlcfan5539 This is literally just tabloid nonsense
@reinstate317
@reinstate317 Жыл бұрын
@@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla Well, in USSR you could literally be expelled from [your] university for wearing “wrong” (too american) clothes and haircut. (There could be other consequences)
@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla
@Morgan_of_the_Maxilla Жыл бұрын
@@reinstate317 Tabloid nonsense, again. There's not a single reputable historian who would publish such nonsense claims
@ericboom1712
@ericboom1712 Жыл бұрын
​@@Morgan_of_the_Maxilladue to north korea's secrecy it is hard to know if it is true or not.
@Jose-es9xy
@Jose-es9xy 4 жыл бұрын
Well Kafka never mentioned how relaxing bureaucracy could be...
@N0th1ng-4g41n
@N0th1ng-4g41n 4 жыл бұрын
Kafka really hit the nail on the head with the whole “we are going to be separated and isolated” thing tho
@Ozone946
@Ozone946 3 жыл бұрын
who is Kafka?
@maxhodge5474
@maxhodge5474 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ozone946 probs look it up, as I will not give u a vry good idea of who they r. maybe u can think of them as someone who does not like offices. there r quite famous & have written a few books, like abt having no freedom
@ultimawolflycan7298
@ultimawolflycan7298 3 жыл бұрын
i read that as Kefka, as in the villain of FFVI
@NEELNEILNEELE
@NEELNEILNEELE 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ozone946 Kafka is an Author who is famous for his dystopian style of novels called "Kafkaesque".What this Genre usually consist of, is basically a dystopian world, where there is an extreme amount of government intervention in life and an extremely complex beauracracy(rules and regulation) , to the point where its absurd and doesn't make sense. All of his novels have a surreal dystopian feeling. This video by Jim is potraying the same elements
@kamronspencer4910
@kamronspencer4910 2 жыл бұрын
I like the subtle hint to the fact that this is a restaurant with your character mentioning having been at a hearing related to cuisine recipes.
@jdghgh
@jdghgh 3 жыл бұрын
“I love you too darling.” Oh my sweet lord did I burst out laughing!
@Dee-iw5yq
@Dee-iw5yq 4 жыл бұрын
I love how creative he is with his hair damn! Like it’s different in every video
@trigonsdaughter2132
@trigonsdaughter2132 4 жыл бұрын
Best thing about this video was the use of a typewriter and a phone to process data. And that Jim was on the phone with his wife, but also asked a coworker out on a "non formal" date.
@alexmelling5261
@alexmelling5261 4 жыл бұрын
Man hit the cig before the vid even started, new record
@benjamim8046
@benjamim8046 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Melling I thought he said he was gonna quit lol? No judgement if he just couldn’t do it, done that many times myself just thought it was funny seeing him smoke again lol
@Mirrima
@Mirrima 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjamim8046 actually, it was Joe th Mechanic, who was quitting smoking)
@pwnshhhop51
@pwnshhhop51 4 жыл бұрын
MirrimaMew I was kinda hoping that was a 4th wall breaking way of him saying he was quitting in real life.
@cassiopeiadee9306
@cassiopeiadee9306 4 жыл бұрын
@@pwnshhhop51 Me too! Maybe the videos were shot in a different order... :)
@Mirrima
@Mirrima 4 жыл бұрын
@@cassiopeiadee9306 ugh, and you too😅 I can assure you, they were not)))
@SerenityBane
@SerenityBane 4 жыл бұрын
From the morbid poster on the wall, to the struggles with the rotary phone, to the middle school ink-changing pen, I found this utterly amusing though I’m sure it’s supposed to be grim. Lovely sounds with the typing, too. But if it was that much work to get a burger, maybe I’d finally lose those last stubborn 5 lbs.
@HopePinkerton
@HopePinkerton 4 жыл бұрын
The amount I enjoy abrasive office sounds in ASMR is inversely proportional to how much I like them at my actual office. 🥰
@amandajay7922
@amandajay7922 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Keyboard clacking produced by my acrylics-wearing coworkers? It's like nails are slowly being driven into my brain. The dignified clicks of Jim on a typewriter? Truly the music to soothe a savage breast.
@JimASMR
@JimASMR 4 жыл бұрын
I love admin and stat management in video games. Why is that my recreation?
@amandajay7922
@amandajay7922 4 жыл бұрын
@@JimASMR cuz you a straight-up freak! JK! We all need different things to relax and organizing data can actually be quite soothing, especially when the world around us feels disorganized, right?
@AmyKayASMR
@AmyKayASMR 4 жыл бұрын
This was so good! I have a strong urge to read a dystopian novel now XD
@ed9358
@ed9358 4 жыл бұрын
omg my fave asmr-tist commenting on my other fave’s video... love that
@JimASMR
@JimASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Why read when we livin it 😎
@ddlcfan5539
@ddlcfan5539 4 жыл бұрын
1984 George Orwell or maybe animal farm by George Orwell basically anything from George Orwell
@alexgimre9130
@alexgimre9130 2 жыл бұрын
@@ddlcfan5539 animal farm isn’t dystopian bro
@TwinzLP
@TwinzLP Жыл бұрын
@@alexgimre9130 yes it is
@theGhostWolfe
@theGhostWolfe 4 жыл бұрын
This the second-best BDSM, right after Big Dogs Snuggling Me.
@DarkShadows713
@DarkShadows713 4 жыл бұрын
theGhostWolfe BDSM - Big Dogs and Small Mdogs
@theGhostWolfe
@theGhostWolfe 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkShadows713 Update, this is the third-best BDSM, after that one.
@HelterwithoutSkelter
@HelterwithoutSkelter 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes, Mdogs
@shatteredreality_513
@shatteredreality_513 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, but don't forget to attend the Bible Discussion and Study Meeting first.
@theGhostWolfe
@theGhostWolfe 4 жыл бұрын
Jessie R. No, thank you.
@kitkattt3708
@kitkattt3708 4 жыл бұрын
“The neighbors have been up to something fishy. They are fishmongers…” LOL 😂
@schattenvolkofficial1121
@schattenvolkofficial1121 4 жыл бұрын
They probably sell Fish & Chips ... 🍤🍟 Great, now I'm hungry instead if sleepy ... 😁😆
@i_know_who_you_are
@i_know_who_you_are 4 жыл бұрын
@@schattenvolkofficial1121 😂😂😂😂
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 4 жыл бұрын
*Ba-dum tish*
@chuckymaynard96
@chuckymaynard96 4 жыл бұрын
@@dylanchouinard6141 ba-dum fish*
@saintsavannahh
@saintsavannahh 4 жыл бұрын
30 mins for burger & fries? Yea that's going in the Yelp review
@callisto8413
@callisto8413 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard worse....
@dillydori1654
@dillydori1654 4 жыл бұрын
The coolest guy on KZbin, no cap
@Tekashiixine-cq6rr
@Tekashiixine-cq6rr 4 жыл бұрын
Mad Mod no brim
@moonwalkerangel7008
@moonwalkerangel7008 4 жыл бұрын
No shade, just facts.
@Squeezy-db3vv
@Squeezy-db3vv 4 жыл бұрын
Eyyy you know it
@baileybailey6425
@baileybailey6425 4 жыл бұрын
Bureaucratic Dystopian State Monopoly... uh huh. I see what you did there. I can neither confirm nor deny that I may not have read the title fully before clicking so my expectations were a little - er - different. 😅 Lol, good vid.
@emdadahmed5592
@emdadahmed5592 4 жыл бұрын
BDSM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@pariah_carey
@pariah_carey 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh clever I get it very nice haha 👍
@amandajensen3382
@amandajensen3382 4 жыл бұрын
I'll take any kind of BDSM Jim will give me!
@crestfallenknight7983
@crestfallenknight7983 4 жыл бұрын
Very atmospheric. When you said "downer", it reminded me of "We Happy Few"
@ArtificiallyIdiotic
@ArtificiallyIdiotic 4 жыл бұрын
How to have a BDSM session during quarantine:
@persefinyrickman9483
@persefinyrickman9483 4 жыл бұрын
Not exactly the Dominant BDSM roleplay I was desperately waiting for, but I loved it anyway ☺
@malleusmaleficarum2992
@malleusmaleficarum2992 4 жыл бұрын
I read "bureaucratic dystopia" and I was s o l d. Gonna listen to this one twice: one right now, one when I'm going to bed. Thank you so much for your work, Jim. Edit: IM STARVING
@mouse_kaguya
@mouse_kaguya 4 жыл бұрын
I was ready for heavy Russian accent when I saw 'bureaucratic' and 'state monopoly' 😅 Loved the 'hang in there' poster, hilarious. The sounds of the typewriter bring nostalgia to me, haven't seen one irl for a very long time.
@Mirrima
@Mirrima 4 жыл бұрын
Агааа, very sovietic vibes, yeah?)))
@mouse_kaguya
@mouse_kaguya 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mirrima well, since he mentions Gulag explicitly...) Mind you, the bureaucracy in our country is still excruciating.
@ladyvader3173
@ladyvader3173 4 жыл бұрын
Other people: Watching cute,brightly lit mouth sounds ASMR videos Me: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!
@shadowlynxv6082
@shadowlynxv6082 3 жыл бұрын
You know it too? Nice. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!
@holius1
@holius1 2 жыл бұрын
Glory to Arstotzka !
@medicaoctavia8002
@medicaoctavia8002 4 жыл бұрын
*hums Watercolor of Brazil under her breath* Most delightful red tape I’ve ever had! You should give the US Departments of Motor Vehicles a few pointers!
@YolomaASMR
@YolomaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
When I was 11 years old, before computers arrived into schools, I had to follow a typewriter class during a full year. The trigger sounds in this video reminded me of that time, I loved the clicks from the machine ! Such nostalgic sounds ... and such a creative video idea !
@arashsa711
@arashsa711 Жыл бұрын
Regime enthusiast here. Thank you for uploading this very relaxing
@kindakitty
@kindakitty 4 жыл бұрын
This gives me strong 1984 vibes, which was the one mandatory book in school that I actually enjoyed a lot. Even though it obviously gives off such a dark and caging atmosphere, I always found some kind of peace in that. You absolutely recreated that in this video and I am soooo relaxed
@mrtubbs1402
@mrtubbs1402 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a pretty good ReviewBrah cosplay there, Jim.
@TheNativeEngine
@TheNativeEngine 2 жыл бұрын
Good, god. The poor guy would only have a couple of meals to review before he's denounced for something. Maybe it'd be for his radio show.
@gogodmore
@gogodmore 4 жыл бұрын
When you think you've grown tingle immune in times of corona... * clocks Jim's video thumbnail*
@TheGoatedPlum
@TheGoatedPlum 4 жыл бұрын
Your creativity knows no bounds. The quality is unparalleled and the tingles sublime. Thank you
@noelrobertson4968
@noelrobertson4968 4 жыл бұрын
Jim: "Hello! My name is 61892." Me: "Hello. My name is ♾."
@Blacknarock
@Blacknarock 2 жыл бұрын
I love the "Hang in there " sign Quite clever.
@estellefreya
@estellefreya 4 жыл бұрын
lmao I see what you did there with the acronym, Jim, you cheeky, clever man. 😏😏😏😂😂😂
@p.s.cs8530
@p.s.cs8530 4 жыл бұрын
Can you explain me please? I'm curious.
@estellefreya
@estellefreya 4 жыл бұрын
@@p.s.cs8530 in the thumbnail it's written Bureaucratic Dystopian State Monopoly, but the acronym of that (BDSM) certainly means something else to those who know what it stands for 😂😂😂
@lindathetford3776
@lindathetford3776 4 жыл бұрын
I KNOW I DIED LAUGHING WHEN IT HIT ME 😂😂😂 I'M LIKE YOU NAUGHTY BOY
@p.s.cs8530
@p.s.cs8530 4 жыл бұрын
@@estellefreya Ooouuuuhh! I didn't read that at all, Jjm is such a nutty 😅 thank you for commenting back lovely. 😊
@evangelinemcdowell8114
@evangelinemcdowell8114 4 жыл бұрын
If you think this is dystopian, and if you laugh, it's that you've never experienced French administration 😭😭😭
@izzyw3558
@izzyw3558 4 жыл бұрын
Evangeline McDowell I knew someone would comment about this 😅😭
@MINECRAFTandSEB
@MINECRAFTandSEB 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaahahhahahaha
@biav
@biav 4 жыл бұрын
oh boy at least you have some form of administration. I'm from brazil...
@pap00s
@pap00s 4 жыл бұрын
i challenge you to a round of Greek bureaeucracy
@AntonVelibor
@AntonVelibor 4 жыл бұрын
Let me introduce the Russian administration, especially enlistment offices
@WhiteboardBlack
@WhiteboardBlack Жыл бұрын
this feels just enough like a parody that its enjoyable. the driest of british dark humor
@Shyflamingo
@Shyflamingo 4 жыл бұрын
Best birthday present, thanks! Had no idea I could love red tape so much, especially since I am VERY impatient, but this is somehow very relaxing. You're a wizard Jim!
@Rosie-ij3on
@Rosie-ij3on 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, Jim. It's clear to see how much effort and detail you put into your videos, it doesn't go unnoticed and it is very much appreciated. I always look forward to what idea you'll come up with next 😊
@heartoftheocean100
@heartoftheocean100 4 жыл бұрын
I have not taken my eyes off of the poster in the back since this video started. It’s so wicked and yet I love it.
@8harts
@8harts Жыл бұрын
ive watched this vid so many times and just noticed the poster in the back. gotta love jim and his attention to detail and subtlety, never ceases to amaze
@HikiOmo
@HikiOmo 4 жыл бұрын
Employment paperwork: The Movie Edit: I finally got through to 29:18 and without skipping a beat I said "I WAITED 30 MINUTES FOR A HAPPY MEAL?"
@geekychannel2543
@geekychannel2543 4 жыл бұрын
I have to say that your theming is on point, and it feels like a theatre performance (in a good way). I really like how you seem to be able to slip into so many different roles as well. Do you take acting classes?
@burntplastic379
@burntplastic379 4 жыл бұрын
Aw yis, now I can pass out while listening to this and forget my phone was on my bed so I get scared shitless when I wake up to my headphones strangling me
@uniquerocker22
@uniquerocker22 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the Johnny Depp of ASMR. I love all his videos
@OckGal
@OckGal 4 жыл бұрын
The professionalism of that pen is astounding!
@ashlynboone_
@ashlynboone_ 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jim!! I was wondering if you could do a Lucifer Morningstar roleplay? I think you fit the image perfectly!! Stay safe and stay healthy x
@litl_kim
@litl_kim 4 жыл бұрын
Kaya F I ❤️ Lucifer!
@alihealey6074
@alihealey6074 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 4 жыл бұрын
Before or after the Fall? Because nobody ever does Lucifer BEFORE the Fall, which is a shame.
@1975chrisvic
@1975chrisvic 4 жыл бұрын
Love the acronym. Love the typewriter. Love this.
@alihealey6074
@alihealey6074 4 жыл бұрын
The wait for him to dial that phone was excruciating. 😂 Very relaxing video 👍
@ShhheilaASMR
@ShhheilaASMR 4 жыл бұрын
OMG that type writer sounds amazing!! Gotta love all the stationary sounds tho IMO! Not to mention your perfectly soothing voice (as always, duh)! 🙏 I actually LOOOOOVE jumbled letters and numbers being said so this was especially relaxing for me! (i'm falling asleep nooo, must...send...comment....first....!)
@JimASMR
@JimASMR 4 жыл бұрын
🤗🤗🤗
@northertimelord
@northertimelord 4 жыл бұрын
It is sooo hard not to get roped into his large attitude of protocol, I was on pins and needles waiting to see what he'd say next, lol, all the while being distracted by that hilarious picture on the wall, this guys part Vogon isn't he? Good thing I have my towel, hahahaaa! another brilliant episode!
@lauracrimson
@lauracrimson 4 жыл бұрын
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.
@noelrobertson4968
@noelrobertson4968 4 жыл бұрын
V for Vendetta. ❤
@i_know_who_you_are
@i_know_who_you_are 4 жыл бұрын
remember, remember... the 5th of November 💕 you're comment is perfect ❤
@lauracrimson
@lauracrimson 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you 💖
@samuelrichards1288
@samuelrichards1288 4 жыл бұрын
Literally just watched this for the first time a few days ago, great movie.
@Squeezy-db3vv
@Squeezy-db3vv 4 жыл бұрын
Man the ending absolutely killed me and I was about to fall asleep and everything
@ReverendUncleRuckus
@ReverendUncleRuckus 3 жыл бұрын
why does this not have half a million yet?! its brilliant
@ReallyTwistedHumor
@ReallyTwistedHumor 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I just stared into Alex Jones's eyes and this is what I saw projected onto the vast expanse of the inside of his skull.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 4 жыл бұрын
That's why he rips his shirt off and screams a lot.
@orangetatosauce
@orangetatosauce 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else focusing on the fact that the sign in the back that says 'hang in there' has a man hanging himself, and is from the MENTAL HEALTH ASSOSIATION!?
@imperialofficerremusblackw8452
@imperialofficerremusblackw8452 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail. That is top gear level acronyming.
@ashleeduncan4053
@ashleeduncan4053 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, that ending was hysterical!!!!
@BygoneEraRachel
@BygoneEraRachel 3 жыл бұрын
i keep returning to this one to listen Jim, this character is one of my all time favorites
@BreaTheBrat
@BreaTheBrat 4 жыл бұрын
I always work from home and I love this office stuff while I work. I wonder if a lot of people are missing that office background noise right now. Or maybe I just like having Jim as a co-worker.
@lilalexxi5701
@lilalexxi5701 4 жыл бұрын
This video is magnificent. I really like the quality of your videos! I remember when he was at 25K. He is moving up!
@ljcarolina809
@ljcarolina809 4 жыл бұрын
This is very soothing & relaxing! The sounds are very tingly as well!❤
@goldenfoxx280
@goldenfoxx280 4 жыл бұрын
The "Hang in there" poster is my favorite part of the video
@goblingunk_
@goblingunk_ 4 жыл бұрын
This type of dark strange roleplay is so incredibly effective on me. It wouldn't be so hard to predict if you knew me though. I go to sleep so easily with anything from this channel. So so good. There is really nothing of this exact style. Jim, you really found your niche and ran with it.
@kendog84bsc
@kendog84bsc 4 жыл бұрын
Protagonist, on their way to the eating place, after finishing the business at the office... "Wait... this is all wrong! I wanted a cheese bagel and fried chicken nuggets!"
@j.j.s.7083
@j.j.s.7083 4 жыл бұрын
Jim this is amazing!! I love writing sounds so much.
@playmaniaco94
@playmaniaco94 4 жыл бұрын
*Keep thinking of random numbers* "...583 666 " *Jim stop* "Oohh lovely!" ...This man know something!
@ashton6131
@ashton6131 4 жыл бұрын
I love this video so much, I watch it at least twice a day
@Milltify
@Milltify 4 жыл бұрын
Great video! And I love the poster in the background 😊
@redqueenmeg
@redqueenmeg 4 жыл бұрын
For a minute I thought that was Matt on the Hang In There poster.
@sindeyderooij3496
@sindeyderooij3496 4 жыл бұрын
Missing Matt😞
@gippywhite
@gippywhite 4 жыл бұрын
You confused me so very much. I am equally relaxed AND have anxiety for this dystopian reality AAAND yet I can’t stop smiling and giggling. 🤗 I’m concerned about fact that I’m enjoying it so much. 👍🏻👍🏻💙💙💙
@jadefire1814
@jadefire1814 4 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic! The typing sounds are ahmazing! Now we need a "Dirty Cop Takes Your Robbery Report"or some such. He's one of my favorite characters. Big ❤ Jim, hope you are staying well!
@NanichiASMR
@NanichiASMR 4 жыл бұрын
I’m supposed to be doing uni work but I got the notification and here I am. I get too immersed in these videos. No regrets though 😌
@masteroogway3805
@masteroogway3805 4 жыл бұрын
Im glad I randomly ran into this channel. I can’t believe ive been missing out.
@glasgowginclub1937
@glasgowginclub1937 Жыл бұрын
Jim please do another one of these
@justanotherredheadattheend955
@justanotherredheadattheend955 4 жыл бұрын
Typewriter sounds, parchment rustling, suits, and just a hint of ambient menace; these are a few of my favourite things. And I love the ending. It’s always important to have a little sense with your BDSM 😉
@TinglyVoice
@TinglyVoice 4 жыл бұрын
14:57 I jumped. Hearts racing. Palms sweaty. Those ninja moves got me real good 👀😽 I want some spaghetti now
@DwightLivesMatter
@DwightLivesMatter 4 жыл бұрын
This guy’s a mess all over making so many calls for assistance lol. I liked this.
@fionamorris9634
@fionamorris9634 4 жыл бұрын
The fish mongers are a bit fishy? Really? You have been stuck inside too long.😂 I particularly love the disconnect with your happy tone and your casual mention of you dad being sent to a work camp. Note to self. Don't tell this guy shit. The ending was hilarious. Fantastic as always my friend. 👏💖😊
@Sierra-2044
@Sierra-2044 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I nearly laughed up a lung at the end that better be a damn good burger and fries my man lol 😆😅
@kamronspencer4910
@kamronspencer4910 3 жыл бұрын
I’m still trying to figure out why part of a burger and fries order would be corporate credits and the other government.
@boredboi5390
@boredboi5390 4 жыл бұрын
This is where you can find quality asmr
@moonagaineternal
@moonagaineternal 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. This ambience is so relaxing, I could just keep it playing in the background. This needs to be a regular thing. Between this and Dracula, I'm having a great birthday.
@lorettabes4553
@lorettabes4553 4 жыл бұрын
That ending! 🤣 I'm glad I stuck around to hear it.
@entropy7705
@entropy7705 4 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna ignore the fact this is a Dystopian McDonald's?
@juicedaone1153
@juicedaone1153 4 жыл бұрын
So that's what it is lmao I was confused at the end lmao
@ladyliberty417
@ladyliberty417 4 жыл бұрын
Jim IS too cool for me but I appreciate His talents in the most humble way❣️ Stay safe Jim and keep surprising us As always 🖤
@polishpipebomb
@polishpipebomb 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, they could be neighbors, hahaha watch out for them" 💀
@Fungus_Pilot
@Fungus_Pilot 4 жыл бұрын
can I get some of that hang in there poster shirt merch thing? or atleast a billboard life sized poster of that poster? its vibing there! PLUS HOW DO YOU USE A TYPEWRITER? I remember how I annihilated one 7 years ago >.>
@senpaipancakes910
@senpaipancakes910 4 жыл бұрын
It's quite easy actually! Just type as normal and when you get to the end, push the lever that sticks out the side all the way and which will take you back to the start of the paper and also move it down a line.
@suus_myself
@suus_myself 4 жыл бұрын
We need to make that poster into merch🤯
@Fungus_Pilot
@Fungus_Pilot 4 жыл бұрын
@@suus_myself ​ @Suus plz chk out his merch store ^^ he actually made it before even we asked :3 how thoughtful right?
@suus_myself
@suus_myself 4 жыл бұрын
Fungus Pilot i was told he doesn’t have it anymore but they want to restart it. Unless that information is false🙈
@Fungus_Pilot
@Fungus_Pilot 4 жыл бұрын
@@suus_myself yeah I can't find it :( I am so sad it was such a great design though. I hope and pray it starts again
@estellefreya
@estellefreya 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, and I remember my days playing with my aunt's typewriter many moons ago (she still has it). I'm always bummed out whenever I'm trying to write something and either: I have to redo the whole thing just because of some small mistake, or use correcting fluid on that mistake (and rolling the paper so it would type on the corrected space perfectly is a huge pain in the backside). And if the ribbon's dry it's another level of mess lol (changing it would stain your fingers), and let's not talk about when the ribbon's stuck 😂😂😂 edit: E X C U S E M E did I just go through a 30-minute bureaucratic mess just to get some cheeseburger and fries???? W H A T??? even my grandma can assemble them in less than 10 minutes 😭😭😭 (I enjoyed this, btw. Your work is always amazing, voice always relaxing, aesthetic always on point 👌👌👌)
@loval8959
@loval8959 4 жыл бұрын
🎶Typewriter souundss! 🎶 The combination of that and soft spoken bureaucracy made me fall asleep right away. 👌🏻💕 Also: “Thank you for your time, it’s been a pleasure.” Heartbeat. “Love you too, darling. Bye.” Me: 😶? ❤️???
@trustudy6083
@trustudy6083 4 жыл бұрын
This reeks of Atlas Shrugged vibes, I am reading it rn and love it, and this just makes me feel like I am missing out on such an interesting alternative universe.
@cassiopeiadee9306
@cassiopeiadee9306 4 жыл бұрын
YES LOVED this, so creative and amusing and relaxing, and 30 min! Love me some professional-asking-questions-and-methodically-doing-bureaucratise ASMR, with the Jim touch and twists. Relishing in the ambience and sounds but also fabulous Jim who keeps me glued to my screen and giggling (that key at 17:45 😆). So many crisp sounds, mmmm that typewriter roller sound, the sloooow typing, the incoming teleport noise, jiggly pen, stamps, obvs Jim's voice. That stylish desaturation makes the blue-greens POP (and oooh Jim's eyes at 17:45!) and those documents celestially glow (before they are chucked aside 🤣). So only Joe quit smoking I see...I do love that lighter flip at 19:22! Jim has the best smiles (6:52!) and I love how the eyebrow makeup enhances this character's smirks and irritation! 20:16, "oh I'm sure he's fine," lol. Such quality inuntentional content, in awe while watching, props! Ughhhh COME ON 50K hurry up!!
@5h4d0w5l1f3
@5h4d0w5l1f3 4 жыл бұрын
This title/thumbnail combo reads like something you lie awake at night to instead of trying to relax and fall asleep
@clarkguieb3941
@clarkguieb3941 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite 4 letter acronyms designed for pleasure
@bbqtoon
@bbqtoon 4 жыл бұрын
With that perfect voice, you must be a secret Cumberbatch... I got SO many tingles from this! Perfect sounds and movements. Loved the ending 😉
@schattenvolkofficial1121
@schattenvolkofficial1121 4 жыл бұрын
02:54 O.o This looks hella interesting, but as a freelance writer who won certificates in fast typing/ text processing in commercial school it gives me kind of a emotional crisis seeing you typing with those two fingers ... I WANT TO HELP YA, poor office employee ... 😆😂🤭
@uniquecheshire
@uniquecheshire 4 жыл бұрын
Not what I expected from the thumbnail (honestly didn’t know what to expect haha) but I got exactly what asmr I needed 😊
@admiralmudkip9836
@admiralmudkip9836 4 жыл бұрын
the reveal at the end that it's actually just a restaurant was awesome
@sashavandeventer
@sashavandeventer 3 жыл бұрын
i can tell its you in every video but i swear each character is their own individual person
@twiezmossasmr4726
@twiezmossasmr4726 4 жыл бұрын
Haha the ending was funny👍😎, loved it!🙃🦦✌🏻
@NightflowerJ23
@NightflowerJ23 4 жыл бұрын
This is awesome!! I loved every minute of it and the end omg! 😂
@alphakilotv
@alphakilotv 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this one. I love that you smoke in many videos honestly
@thealcatrazguy6707
@thealcatrazguy6707 3 жыл бұрын
It's the first night of summer and I have an essay to write on Orwell's 1984... this is art
@thenewworldorder8185
@thenewworldorder8185 4 жыл бұрын
At first I thought 30 minutes of bureaucracy wouldn’t be that bad especially with this relaxing. But then he said burger and fries that it just had me dead
@Rubytrue
@Rubytrue 4 жыл бұрын
Ah the typewriter! I used to play with my mum's! Love this. Creative as usual
@JimASMR
@JimASMR 4 жыл бұрын
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