Jim Gaffigan Funniest SELF OWNS | Stand Up Comedy

Over my many years of standup, I have roasted myself plenty of times. Here are the best and funniest self owns!
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:00 - Whitest
:52 - Glasses
2:45 - First Notice/Elton John
3:37 - Swedish Father
3:47 - Recessive Gene
4:40 - Shirt Vs. Blouse
5:12 - Im Korean
5:44 - Polar Bear Child
6:04 - Stomach Implants
6:37 - Large Head
7:00 - Photos
7:25 - Preparing For a Roll
9:13 - Fat Guy
10:32 - Belts Vs. Suspenders
12:33 - Hitlers Wet Dream
14:33 - Beard
15:42 - Look Like a Trump Voter
16:25 - No Movie
16:46 - Untucked Shirt
18:20 - 2XL
20:14 - Not That Fat
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/Animals...
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoo...
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothi...
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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TV • Best Watching TV Jokes...
Desserts • Funniest Dessert Stand...
Holidays • Best Holiday Jokes 202...
Birthdays • Funniest Stand-up Birt...
Korean • Funniest Stand-up Birt...
Nordic • Best Nordic Jokes 2020...
OUR MASSIVE PLANET • Jim Gaffigan "OUR MAS...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/Happyan...
CORN bit.ly/Happyan...
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsian...
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFlori...
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuper...
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarat...
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdW...
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrain...
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvC...
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiot...
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFa...
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddi...
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstope...
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitne...
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomeb...
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPo...
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoing...
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutTo...
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVeget...
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDo...
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasa...
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChick...
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBacon...
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Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHot...
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPagh...
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiver...
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies • Eating from Jim Gaffig...
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
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KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolis...
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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[@thecreatonaut6165]

Only comedian that I can listen to the same joke over and over again and still laugh my ass off. Brilliant as usual Jim!!

[@hhiippiittyy]

I enjoy watching the joke's various deliveries.

[@Evilkitty64]

Ditto ✨ ☮️

[@jettyjohnson5316]

No SchlitZ!!!! 😝😝😝😝😝😜😜😜

[@thecreatonaut6165]

@@carlz28 Your very perceptive and needlessly angry sir.

[@jackedkerouac4414]

‘My List’ on my netflix is like 70% Jim Gaffigan stand ups

[@WhatsInAName222]

I just love the way he is his own heckler. It’s hilarious. I rewatch all these clips every few months. They really lighten the mood.

[@normal_media]

same. I watch the Hot Pocket bit from time to time.

[@pamelameckley5040]

"The untucked shirt is like the male version of the Wonderbra,; there's a surprise underneath and you're not gonna like it." I nearly spit my coffee out laughing! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Anastasia12344]

Jim is just such a stellar comedian with impeccable delivery. Can rewatch any special (and have many times) and still laugh out loud.

[@globetrekker86]

@Anastasia12344: I agree. Jim’s inner-voice heckler is the best part 🤣

[@globetrekker86]

@@carlz28 Bitter over comedy? Watch another video, then. Jim’s humor is not for everyone, clearly. The point here is not to *think* but to laugh and forget about the Debbie Downers of the world

[@sonjawilson28]

Me too!!!!

[@sonjawilson28]

I would like to know who he patterns his inner heckler voice after. Maybe someone from his childhood!!!!

[@oilhog7365]

Same 😂

[@b.johnny369]

I think Jim Gaffigan has always just been the same age. He’ll probably never die. Eternal hilarity :)

[@melindalee8659]

Honestly, watching stand up videos has been a huge help this past year. Thank you Jim!

[@aleksynicolas5910]

Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?

[@shresthapuja]

How to deal with hecklers? - Be your own heckler so other hecklers would be like ‘I can’t even top that’.

[@Blindman51]

@@carlz28 dude chill the hell out... that’s what he does, he makes fun of himself... that’s all the guy is saying... Jim is his own heckler and that’s part of why he’s so great

[@Sam-zh4mr]

@@carlz28 badass.

[@KuueenKumi]

It's genius, really. He can instantly deflect critics, and in a funny way.

[@sheffieldamanda]

Thank you Jim. My son has just had the biggest autistic meltdown and now I'm recovering by watching you 💜

[@Justicia007]

❤️

[@MikeTapson]

You always make me laugh out loud Jim. Please keep bringing joy to the world. It is a gift...

[@jarroddobben]

Love seeing traces of Jim's current style in his early work

[@Josephprouse1234]

He reminded me of george carlin doing an impression of someone in some jokes

[@jarroddobben]

@@carlz28 what inspired you to write this? Please go back into your dungeon the trolls miss you.

[@loganvance1762]

Carl Herr You’re trolling clearly. Hop off the roids bud and you won’t be such a pompous ass.

[@alexthewombat6781]

@@carlz28 it’s funny because all you are doing is making yourself look like an idiot and you are enjoying it 😂

[@NoraZiehr-ei3gn]

I Love your whispered comments! They make your comedy the best.

[@nancybrown8338]

Jim you're a bright light in a dark time of uncertainty. Thanks for the laughs today.

[@--Skip--]

So very true. Thanks Jim & family!!!

[@oscarsalazar3604]

Years have been kind to you Jim, In my opinion you look better now

[@danield679]

@jimgaffigan I had my spine surgery now, and I’m recovering with difficulty and these comedy routines have been a lifesaver and helping me tolerate the postop pain. Thank you so much for your generosity and publishing these. I like your clean humor and so clever observations. One of my favorites is the jealousy that the trees have against evergreen trees. That made me laugh so hard at such an odd but clever observation I really have to give you props for that! Please continue to publish these to help people like me get through tough times. God bless you and your family in these odd times we are going through.

[@lovestogarden3132]

I hope you heal fast and the pain recedes even faster!

[@claires9100]

Wishing you a good revovery.

[@Falcon-gw2ec]

Hey it gets better from here. Best thing I did. Have a healthy recovery and stay safe. Be patient with yourself and don’t be afraid to ask for extra help. You got this.

[@sistersu3902]

Do you have a link to that bit about the trees? It sounds hilarious!

[@danield679]

@@sistersu3902 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJvVemlqiJ53itk around 05:30

[@hawksfan8870]

Jim Gaffigan is so funny! I love rewatching his stand-up episodes all the time!

[@emmiebl6605]

I’m loving the many ages of Jim.... You’re actually *gaining* hair as time goes by!

[@tcaves3053]

Jim is growing more hair as time goes by.

[@Rationalreason777]

It's a miracle.

[@maxstripeGaming]

@@Rationalreason777 a miracle produced by the money that came all over his skull cuz fame from being so goddam funny Almost busted a rib laughing at this mans

[@junecarlson2499]

-Absolutely love this guy!!!!♥️♥️

[@yalanchiswiss2650]

Isn't this what happened to pre-fame Elon Musk as well? They paid for follicle transplant procedures. Money well spent.

[@Cantbuyathrill]

As much as I watch his stuff, I never found this early-years compilation before. It's awesome. "My God, .....I can't see a thing without these" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@krusader9508]

This is the only person I know that looks better the older he gets.

[@zannahhannaz6857]

Carl Herr: You have a problem with a nice comment? I’ve never seen anyone fly off the handle over a compliment, LOL

[@296jacqi]

@@carlz28 You are most unpleasant, mate. I hear anger in your tone. It’s a little troll-y. Hopefully you’re headed for happier days ahead. Jim has been aging backwards, and it’s an accurate compliment from the OP.

[@Bay-BGhost]

I think all men get better looking with age. We women not so much, lol.

[@Obviiuschild]

@@Bay-BGhost I'm 46 and someone mistook me for being in my 20s. Don't give up hope!

[@Obviiuschild]

@@Bay-BGhost not all men lol

[@toddbaker64]

Jim Gaffigan = The best comedian of all time!

[@michaelelliott1212]

His comedy got funnier as he aged. The self-deprecation is wonderful!

[@eurekasquared9853]

True

[@jaguarrose7022]

I've been a Jim Gaffigan fan for almost 10 years! He's the best.

[@denisenauffts3154]

Jim we saw you in Saint John New Brunswick when you were here for the Pale Tourist tour...we were thrilled...hands down our favourite Comedian...🇨🇦 loves Jim Gaffigan 💕

[@joannep7854]

Jim, thank you. You are officially the highlight of my day, every day.

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

Three things are certain in life right now: death, taxes and new Jim Gaffigan videos. We appreciate it, Jim!

[@andreadennis9576]

I see what you did there

[@auntie.shannon]

Now, Jim's videos aren't even certain. He hasn't posted in a week.

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

That's what I get for opening my mouth, LoL!

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

I'm ashamed of myself...

[@KuueenKumi]

Jim is the only stand-up comic I love to the point I can't pick a favorite show. Cinco is great bc I'm from the Midwest and he's on point, but I adore Obsessed. And his Prime specials are amazing. The horse bit is sheer insane genius

[@jeffreydean5112]

Yeah it’s so hard to pick. I love King Baby and Obsessed so much but they’re all good

[@danajetton4704]

Thank you for helping us get through these times.

[@wells2671]

Jim. You're a gift! Thanks for the laughs 😃 👍🏾👍🏾. Your changing (characters) voices are so on point! 😂😆

[@Aja-Christian]

I love how his jokes started off with him self deprecating about how he can't get laid and now he has (as he put it) "100 children" 😂😂😂

[@amysill3815]

This man is a treasure. Thank you for the belly laughs!

[@byronkappes8266]

My dog died at the start of this week and for that and other reasons it's just been a week from Hell ... Jim Gaffigan videos on the daily have helped me get through it. Big thanks Jim! Love your jokes! Hooooot Pockeeeeet

[@CoryFalde175]

That polar bear bit almost killed me at 5:52. Literally. I was doing squats in my garage while listening and almost broke my back laughing. Good stuff haha

[@chitchatpaddiwack5638]

So grateful for your videos. You’ve no idea. Every day I wake up depressed and then I look you up.

[@efisgpr]

Aww, hope you feel happy soon. 💕

[@q7wasp7]

Try night shift. Wake up at 9pm then go to work and be depressed there.

[@aleksynicolas5910]

Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?

[@kellietaylor9913]

Chit chat paddiwack..what a cool name to pick mines just my name urs it's cool..you look like a very together..an intellectual and a beautiful woman..that profile picture is stunning..I'm 48 it's hard getting older but I look at you and have hope you are pretty

[@kellietaylor9913]

@jimgaffigan this lady ghosted you didn't answer lol would not answer Jim Gaffigan geez she gonna be mad when she realizes lol..ur the best Jim thank you for this relief and the dinners vids

[@Stamour79]

So if you’re sad, watch Jim and you will be much happier!

[@desmondhughes9143]

This is the one I've been waiting for! The whisper voice!!!

[@efisgpr]

Exactly!!!!

[@paulhopkins4977]

You are the best at what you do thanks for all the laughs 😂

[@globetrekker86]

“I’m Korean” 😂 That reminds me of Jim’s earlier bit about blending in, at whichever area the taxi picks him up from the airport: “It’s good to be home! Back where I grew up... Right here in Tokyo.”

[@aleksynicolas5910]

Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?

[@pumpkinporter1108]

Always great!! Always helps a ton to get thru these days on the assembly line!!! Thank God for guys like this!

[@ccreasman]

Love that you share the older videos. I notice that you got progressively stronger in the “audience member voice.” Initially it was harder to hear, but later in your career (and I’ve had the joy to see you live), you simply nail that voice. Anyone who has followed you know it’s coming, but even new people get it pretty quickly. Thanks for the continued shares!!

[@JakeBourne13]

The quiet Jim voice goes way back! Ive never seen the old clips so this is quite refreshing to see.

[@beth-annrock237]

I absolutely adore you Mr. Jim Gaffigan! I look for new content of yours every single day! You make my day so much better!💙

[@Justicia007]

Almost spit my tea out! So so funny!!!!

[@LisaGemini]

OMG, you make me laugh so hard my roommate asked what I'm watching! Tears are coming out of my eyes. Tears of joy!

[@carloscarion1748]

Relatively clean comedy is fun, and he is a master of it very entertaining

[@tastymouse]

I am always so disappointed when your videos are over. I need more!

[@karlbaschal3245]

Thank you for that. Loved it and laughed a lot. You are my favorite comedian.

[@KuueenKumi]

Young Jim has amazing energy. The glasses bit slayed me so bad

[@davegibson9641]

Thanks for always making me laugh.

[@diccc8825]

Genius is all i can say 😂😂😂😂😂. He is up there with the BEST 😂😂😂😂😂

[@patrickleets4285]

Love 💓 this guy, shoots it straight..one of my very favorite comidians!!

[@hilaryjohnson8594]

really fascinating to see how your routines evolve over time; and always funny, I laughed!

[@morgankatz3201]

Jim, rewatching this for the 4th time and laughing just as hard as the first time I saw it. Thanks for the laughs! I love your 'heckler' voice.

[@donmerz657]

What a great video. You make KZbin worthwhile. Thanks Jim.

[@DylansPen]

One of those comedians that it took a while for people to appreciate his humor, but when they finally did he hit it big. "Two big macs for two bucks? I drive by and I'm like, well, I don't wanna ... lose money on this deal. I'll get 80 of them."

[@apove1814]

😂😂

[@jamespremo5049]

The belt jokes are epic!

[@CharlieBourgeois_]

3:19 they weren’t ready for that little voice yet, but their kids are gonna love it.

[@Starlababy]

It's nice to hear from him no swearing at all. Real funny most comedy I don't watch anymore, to dirty.

[@daviddieudonne7829]

Only thing I don’t like, how painfully close to myself this is. Amazing like always, feeling bad? Just put Jim on, first time or not, puts a smile on my face

[@johnwayne2209]

Frikkin' BRILLIANT, every time. Thanks, Jim!

[@thegrimpilgrimusadeanmicha8587]

Jim Gaffagan is the only Celebrity I can imagine that reads ALL his fans comments....while eating....on the toilet. 😅

[@camisnyder3460]

You’re such a talented, funny, great human, thanks for the laughs!! We’d love to see ya here in Indiana!!!!

[@camisnyder3460]

Fort Wayne, not Indy, Indy sucks.

[@kathleenbarry1155]

You are the best ! You are cheering up the World !!! Thanks!!!

[@ChickSage]

Suspenders are so awesome! Trust me, JimmyG, if you try them out, you'll never look back. The difference in comfort is staggering. I can't figure out why people still wear belts. Thank you, for another great video. You guys spoil us :) peace

[@pammicakes41]

I haven't watched in a little while....he is hysterical. Thank you Jim!🙏❤

[@donaldhurst9241]

Jim Gaffigan makes me happy. That is all!

[@JonnyThreePiece]

Great Comedy! Keeps the laughs coming sir! Love ya Jim.

[@superd9072]

Good work, Jim Gaffigan, good work!

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

his "inner voice" is a great comedian all on its own..

[@AhKiOye]

Jim's hair left him in his earlier years but came back cause he got funnier 🤣

[@kentonbiribo5877]

As a generously proportioned (in the wrong places) specimen, I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the belt references. I laughed so hard my belt couldn't prevent me from blowing out my pants button!

[@satorulobo]

Years have been kind to you Jim, In my opinion you look better now

[@nancyjohnson5483]

we were just saying that, and he looks better than when he was real thin-men age well

[@reneemartinez9286]

Finally a comedian who doesn’t throw F’ bombs 💣

[@enfieldjohn101]

Jim's the master of self-deprecation. He's better at it than most comedians.

[@eurekasquared9853]

He and Brian Regan

[@hamhead2765]

Love how Jim shows his writing evolution in this

[@EnoVarma]

I love Jim's "inside voice". I like to think it's somehow always the same person, from show to show. That'd be an interesting life.

[@Nightsisters_Clan]

Loved this content. I appreciate anyone who can laugh at themselves! 🖤

[@hoponassu2909]

My favourite comedian 💯

[@ComeWhatMay24]

Gotta love Jim!!

[@starrfishhill]

This guy is killing me my gut hurts from laughing just discovered him literally two weeks ago

[@RK-li4sw]

Enjoy the journey, he has tons of material

[@gent8940]

Self-awareness is so attractive!!

[@jane.elliot5782]

Punchline for "Don't take on an empty stomach": SHEER GENIUS!!!

[@gypsyrubbertramps3487]

You are a terrific comedian!!!

[@Psychedlic916]

Thank you so much for making me laugh! 🤣 you are so freakin hilarious! ❤️👍🏽

[@generaldeathmaster9295]

Didn’t expect so many Mormon jokes He can be my mascot

[@wendymarie5058]

Gaffigan, makes me laffigan!!

[@donwilson4618]

Positive humor with relaxing delivery similar to Garrison Keillor, which in my opinion is a great compliment. Enjoyably well done indeed.

[@StephenSLG]

I didn't know Jim did the inside voice in his early days 😀

[@catvid-1924]

Yes, Jim. You look pale on the internet. You are hilarious!

[@warrencolegrove1]

Best comedian since George Carlin -who’s with me?!? He needs a talk show! Can we elect him president ?! Please?

[@JaqenHghar.]

I love you Jim Gaffigan

[@phyld6491]

Jim gets better looking year after year.

[@aleksynicolas5910]

Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?

[@ErinnEarth]

Jim G is my favorite comedian.

[@Lgykas]

Dear Jim gaffigan I’m so glad I subscribed to your channel here, glad to have my daily Sunshine with your amazing videos. Thank you for all you are, your awesome! Sincerely, Laura & guide Dog Rolf

[@Lgykas]

@Jim Gaffigan your so very welcome, thank you for being you! I look forward to your future videos on here. -Laura & guide Dog Rolf

[@pablodee9024]

“People always say to me, I know someone who looks like you.” “I never know what to say. I don’t know...Tell then I said hi 👋.” 😂😂😂

[@Bahia320]

"thin and nurturing".... Ya killing me James Gaffigan!!

[@judyovans6505]

Thank you for making the pandamic more tolerable ❤️🙏

[@megandlola]

He's not in Argentina! He's right here, get him!!

[@SpinDash]

I love seeing old Jim footage that I haven’t seen before

[@BriarRouge]

Watch the ads, this man is doing so much for us for free!

[@racheln8563]

Actually, Jim, people *have* asked me if they can sit in my wheelchair.

[@user-qn4tq2qt5m]

Omg!!! Didn't know people even could have that audacity 🤦‍♀️

[@aleksynicolas5910]

Hello pretty 💖 how are you doing today?

[@racheln8563]

@jimgaffigan Not bad, Jim. I’m in an assisted-living facility and can’t leave because of Covid, but as soon as the lockdown ends, I’m jumping the fence to see you in concert. Of course, having a 300-lb. wheelchair strapped to my ass does add a degree of difficulty to the pole-vaulting.

[@Exposetheluciferianagenda]

Jim I love your old stand up very much

[@cherylmcnutt9905]

You are SO FUNNY!