Best CLOTHING Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan

[@QualityQman]

Jim Gaffigan. The only comedian who heckles his own show. Hilarious.

[@JAHETRICK22]

😂❤

[@Kev_Shmev]

Actually Maron heckles his own shows too. He’s been doing it as long as Jim.

[@clark9992]

​@@Kev_Shmev According to Gilbert Gottfried and Norm Macdonald, Gilbert was the first.

[@cindylamb2129]

Laying on the couch , eating ice cream, watching Jim Gaffigan. Life is good.

[@Anne-yi5sb]

😆😆💗

[@BenwareSomedaySoon]

Very good

[@thehomer5913]

But did you throw away the lid?

[@moviefreak3799]

@@Anne-yi5sb 87777ú7i77i8ú

[@klevy300]

Me too… in a robe! Lol.

[@pathorn4671]

Jim is one of the few comedians that can make me truelly laugh out loud. Thanks Jim

[@rashaunakovacich1979]

Same😂

[@davehawkins2673]

Love Jim Gaffigan. One of the funniest guys around.

[@thehomer5913]

"This is a special shirt. It goes with our unzipped pants, and our unbuckled belt. And together with your uncombed hair you can look unemployed, and be unwelcome at restaurants." Oh man, had to hit pause after this line until I could stop laughing. Brilliant, Jim!

[@kitheartist]

That was my favorite part! 😂

[@judyfowler2023]

He finds the humor in everyday life that we never notice

[@frocat5163]

Mr. Gaffigan, you're one of my absolute favorite comics of all time.

[@ELZA48]

Jim, you really got it. I've watched all your specials on Netflix and on Prime video. And I watch your clips regularly and I still laugh my head off. You are better than any medicine the doctor could order to make you feel better!

[@darleneciriello888]

Toilet belt!!! No one ever gives credit to Jim’s “alter ego” character comments. Those perfectly positioned whispers in between his lines are what makes him so unique as a comedian! No one else does this- totally unique to the great Jim Gaffigan- pure genius!!

[@Cam_Can_Play]

I love when the "alter ego" says 'He better not [x]" and then he immediately uses it to segue into a new topic.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Loads of people do.

[@julivictoria4501]

You make me laugh so loud & forget my troubles for a while. THANK YOU, SIR!

[@sonyafreeman2295]

Me too Juli😂🤣

[@patrickoneill8707]

Exactly! Well said. I am lying in bed right now crying my eyes out because I am laughing so hard.

[@MrTPain]

That's his MO

[@777sharky]

I listen these in the middle of the city or in a classroom, snickering silently and smiling all the time😁 its great, he's awesome. Always wondering if people think they're looking at a high/crazy person... 🤗 Jim G's a Beast!

[@091740dlc]

Jim, you are THE BEST. There is no upper age limit to your wonderful humor. Thank you, an 83 year old admirer.

[@christinetully1542]

I love Jim no politics no sexual obscenities. He is worth listening to and great laughs

[@jeffmutch7640]

What?? He’s woke as hell!

[@jeffmutch7640]

What?? He’s woke as hell!

[@allensaunders449]

He doesn't like trump. Because he has brains and caring. Trump has neither

[@Robert_St-Preux]

​@@jeffmutch7640 You know what woke is? Woke is when white people finally start talking about what everyone else has been talking about for...ever.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

What about his joke about the prolapsed rectum? It's quite an old one, I haven't been able to find it for a while. Have you not heard it? It's not offensive, it's just very funny... but you don't wanna hear it in front of your kids or your parents!

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Underwear "I'm not gonna take your crap anymore" lol You kill me Jim!

[@scrubjay93]

Thank you for all the belly laughs you have given me during the pandemic--you are really generous to your fans!! Bless you.

[@suebrown3465]

Everyday I wake up and think...is it “Jim Gaffigan time”....ah it’s half past “Jim Gaffigan” I slept in! As we don’t have a concept of what day it is...at least we know “Jim” time!! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️

[@theironemald8779]

Where are you from I can’t rlly tell

[@avidnongetit8710]

Sue I love your words here! As America's democracy is under extreme stress Jim's humor really helps me to keep my perspective and to regain my smile and healthy humor. Thanks

[@bepowerful2160]

Thank you for caring about us out here being able to laugh every day.

[@michaeljlouw620]

I love your self-deprecating sense of humour, but I'm most impressed by your clean language. That shows an old-fashioned respect for your audience and makes you a "one-in-a-million"!

[@michelleshorey8103]

I watch you again and again, Jim, and it never gets old. I love it when you crack yourself up. The better mood you are in the better the show. Maybe I'll get to see you in person some day. That would be cool...see your show, meet your family, share food at a backyard bbq... God bless you.

[@AChicagoWoman]

Such a hilarious man!!! It looks effortless, but I know better. I so enjoy your humor!

[@randomheadful7190]

I literally have covid right now and am laying in bed watching this and choking to death, I’m laughing so hard. Thanks, Jim, for keeping us going throughout the pandemic and onward! ❤️

[@FrankBenlin]

You still with us?

[@jlforrest72]

good time to brush up on your English - it's "lying in bed" not laying

[@VoiceAndPianoByChristaFord]

​@@jlforrest72how pompous 😥 They are literally lying in bed sick and you try to act as if you are the self appointed Grammar Police?!

[@Dave-jo1hf]

One hell of a career! I’ve never laughed so hard. My ribs hurt so bad! I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m out of shape! Thank you Jim! You’re a life saver!

[@lvngwtr]

My walk today took twice as long bc listening to the COMPILATIONS I had to stop every few minutes as I doubled over in laughter!

[@PCKA1987]

Which probably was a spectacle for anyone to witness. 😂 too funny.

[@christineswan1937]

I am home with covid and you are helping me. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Thank you precious pale one!

[@bochica3562]

Hi, hope you have recovered! 😊👍

[@Firstthunder]

He is comic gold.

[@MrTPain]

@J Men have a water

[@racoonsister]

I appreciate and am grateful for the humor you share, makes the day seem like I'm having extra ice cream

[@michelelovell6980]

I totally love Jim! So hilarious! I’ll just keep watching reruns. It’s important to laugh every day. Thank you Jim!

[@Kuatoftlalax]

Always end my day with a laugh. Thanks Jim.

[@VictoriaAlfredSmythe]

Jesse Gardner i start mine!

[@dr.p.wellington3604]

I middle with a laugh

[@alysononoahu8702]

Or Sarah millican

[@diannecocoleech5720]

Any time is a good time for Jim’s jokes.

[@Paldasan]

This is the best compilation so far, though it hits home far too often. Anyone ever notice that their XL clothing turns into XXL clothing over time. You think you fit into XL because you still fit into those clothes, but when you go shopping... well you don't.

[@nancybrown8338]

I always figure that the people actually making the clothes are actually a size 3 and have no idea what an XL looks like. And with Covid we're supposed to buy without trying on? I guess the tags better give an accurate size measurement.

[@lorrie2878]

No kidding! My husband buys me jewelry and clothes. I wear a t-shirt and mask at work. Apparently he thinks I still work in an office and can leave the house.

[@lorrie2878]

@@nancybrown8338 there's no where to go, at least besides work in the grocery store. The vet.

[@dhendable]

Yet another benefit to shopping at thrift stores :P

[@Cartier_specialist]

You know a comedian has written a bunch of clothing jokes when he can put together a 20 minute compilation on clothing.

[@rstrgal99]

My birthday suit needs more suit, too!

[@NatandGeorge]

A most excellent compilation, sir! You're a very funny guy! I especially like how you fit in responses to your bits. . .

[@theoldanarchist]

I enjoy my robe during the winter. But, that "toilet belt" line is right on.

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Yeah when you use the bathroom while wearing your robe you gotta be careful lmao

[@MLMLW]

My husband would always take our 4 daughters to Victoria's Secret with him to buy me gifts. He had the perfect line when walking in the store with them. He'd say a bit loudly when walking in, "OK let's buy something for mom!". Once he was in VS at Christmas time & of course he brought our 4 daughters with him. He was standing in the checkout line when apparently my oldest daughter who was in the bra section asked him what my bra size was. My husband is trying to be discreet so he tries to mouth my size but she didn't understand what he was saying so he whispered it. She still didn't hear him but apparently the guy in line behind him did because my husband heard the guy say "damn"! I think my husband just turned to the guy & grinned. Lol. 🤣😂

[@johnferguson2039]

Very intelligent, and smart. Made me laugh out loud many times.

[@tone7412]

"Can't control who I turn on at this point". Flaunt it Jim. 😂

[@claudemontezin911]

It's not really covid time anymore, but I still watch you Jim for free. Feeling a bit guilty, but not really. One of the best free thing is a good bargain. Yeah, top comedy is still by Gaffigan!

[@alphonsekelly676]

Oh Jim, If you only knew what a gem you are. 😂

[@richard01690]

You're brilliant Jim. Just the end I needed to my week. Greetings from a cold and wet Ireland 🇮🇪

[@brianhorner8349]

The best stand up guy in the biz.

[@avidnongetit8710]

Jim, thank you for these compilations! I believe my sanity and health are definitely strengthened daily with your humor. I sincerely hope you and your family aren't struggling during this pandemic. God bless you.

[@glindajenkins1505]

One of Jim's best videos! There are tears coming out of my eyes. 😓

[@deevnn]

Big fan Jim...glad you spoke up.

[@amywade6188]

We love you Jim! Thank you for sharing and being fearless! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!

[@erichhitchcock3368]

Since discovering this guy (I miss laughing alongside my kids watching him, I hope it happens again), he sort of either makes me want to throw in the towel with my own stand-up...and at the same time is an incredible inspiration. One thing is for sure though...and that is my body has become more of one (or several) of his jokes than a body I once was glad was not a concern when it applied to his jokes. Thank you bacon, signed, water chestnut the 3rd.

[@rhondahurd5592]

Clean comedy and utterly ridiculously funny!!

[@rahwatassaw5303]

Seeing someone comment “First time seeing you without glasses, not that bad looking.” is the PERFECT Jim Gaffigan comment.

[@inthedream9127]

“Who has the time to enjoy a robe?” I happen to be wearing a robe while watching this

[@michaelfisher7170]

With the monsters right?

[@captainGrammar1]

Whispering: "Hey buddy, I'm wearing a robe right now."

[@patriciastewart2537]

Congratulations. Ducks in a ROW!

[@lisabass7584]

After shower what do you wear? A robe

[@noway6362]

I happen to be listening to this joke while I read your comment

[@ANobodiemyspace]

When you can find this much fun in shoes and socks, youre gonna have a good life.

[@alyshabeshara3197]

You are hilarious! You are my new favourite comedian. I could listen to you all day!

[@richardduerr9983]

That was an awesome compilation of great jokes!!!

[@mackenzienugent5569]

"It's like giving a blind person a microscope" 😂😂😂

[@FsoOmar]

Good show! 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for the heart felt laughter. I needed it. By the way, I try not to watch you on KZbin unless I'm absolutely sure I have nothing to do for the next couple of hours (at least), because I get hooked and never seem to have enough of your vids.

[@tommiller3017]

Thank you for your comedy. An especially big thanks for lifting our spirits during the Pandemic.

[@marshawoods4983]

This is one of the most hilarious of Jim s comedy

[@maryanndavis8580]

I attended his show a few years ago. Oh my...my face hurt from laughing. Love Jim Gaffigan.

[@deborahmillette]

Jim you’re a genius and I enjoy all your comedy 🎭, just discovered you recently and can’t believe I never heard of you. 🤗 your family must be lol 😂 all the time.

[@eileenunrein6970]

Jim, nothing like an intelligent hilarious guy to start your day. Thanks for the laughter.

[@mocurio]

Hi Jim! Thanks for keeping us happy, sane & positive! Let's hope majority of Americans in California, Texas, Florida, New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Ohio, Michigan, Georgia, North Carolina, New Jersey, Virginia, Indiana, Tennessee & Arizona get up & get others to vote with them for every Democratic candidate & Biden/Harris, EVEN if one has to fight anyone stopping/preventing them from voting.

[@ameyers67]

26,000,000 more viewers for the RNC than the DNC and Biden only received 3/4 of the Democrat caucas votes. The Dems are severely fractured with the main thrust of the party headed left towards socialism.

[@mikeclarke952]

Good show, you hit that outta the park! Well it's like the show is setting at one end of an air mattress and you landed on the other end.

[@rebeccamiller475]

Jim, thank you for your comedy and all the videos you've been posting. I've seen all of your specials and a ton of your videos. . A side note: I watch a lot of your videos at bedtime because I want to go to sleep happy.

[@joanlittlefield4107]

Doing that right now 😊

[@roserothstein232]

I watch his videos before I go to sleep too!

[@tlynn6245]

Yes

[@johnerb7513]

Yes same

[@WoehaleAu]

Yes lady! Me too!

[@riverraisin1]

Jim, might I suggest: 3:01 "My birthday suit needs more suit" "And fewer birthdays!"

[@kevineleven5610]

I do appreciate your time in putting out the compilation 😊

[@marybethduke3263]

Jim: "Who has the time to enjoy a robe?" Quarantine: "Hold my beer."

[@megauser8512]

Yep!

[@slendveny7191]

Come on, I was gonna say that!!

[@josepacheco5008]

Hold my COVID 19

[@mangot589]

@@josepacheco5008 That ship done sailed😉

[@waynemarvin5661]

Gee, Marybeth, how do you come up with these? Hilariously original.

[@mynameprivate7151]

This man is a treasure… his humor induced laughing makes me so happy ❤

[@cibonthesaint8903]

Been watching you since hot pockets, great man!

[@asolano]

Thanks again Jim for taking a stand. Your message was heard loud a clear!!!

[@ukmedicfrcs]

LMAO @ taking stand.

[@jocelynjohnston8257]

Jim always cheers me up.

[@FigsofHiggs]

Even time I watch these specials I remember when I listened to these during the pandemic. It feels a bit surreal rewatching them now and hearing Jim’s message at the very end, like it was from a different world - which it really was.

[@jaredlee4338]

Needed this today. Thank you

[@jarroddobben]

Jim murdered me with that suspender bit, not sure I can ever leave the house again

[@Silver-cl2bd]

Jim, you are a gift. I'm grateful for the laughs I get from you. 💯 *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023!* 🎉🎊

[@noreenpurple8617]

I SO needed some good laughs this evening! Thank you!! Blessings to you and yours.🤣😂🙌🏻❤️

[@alexlaessle1]

Long live Jim Gaffigan!! You make me laugh so hard. Thank you for your compilations. You are a standup guy in more ways than one.

[@johnmcleod8961]

Jim is the best...perfect timing, gestures, voices, facial expressions, self-deprecation, etc...well, he's the best.

[@histeve1110]

Jim you’re in shape.. ..round is a shape

[@theoldanarchist]

Yeah, just like purple is a fruit.

[@megauser8512]

lol

[@seaoftranquility7228]

If you see this Mister Gaffigan 🍾🥂 cheers. Where are my manners? You too Steve!

[@seaoftranquility7228]

Love your work Jim, been a fan since pale force. Keep it coming.

[@valerieszymanski3717]

I love your comedy! Family friendly and you are funny! Thanks for the laugh! So appreciate you! Your giving a precious gift!

[@megsemler9568]

Speaking truth to power! Comedians’ jobs are not easy but so very important. I equate your job with that of a journalist. You don’t necessarily report facts, but you make fun of the ridiculousness of those in charge - no matter their party. Great day to be a Jim Gaffigan fan!

[@drbbass]

Jim when I said you look exhausted, it was your intro to your compilation that I was commenting on. You are always spot on with your comedy!!!1

[@themurrrr]

Jim: who has the time to enjoy a robe!? Pandemic: I gotchu, fam. I’ll give you ALL the time in the world 😈😈😈

[@kimberlyprien5482]

Jom Gaffigan is the only thing getting me through this pandemic....well, Jim and ice cream!

[@meesterSmeeth4182]

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[@kellietaylor9913]

Jim likes this comment wow so surprising ice cream was the bait!

[@ozamatazbuckshank.]

"Oh, I'm a fatass. Well, time for a burrito." I felt this, only for me it's cheesecake lol

[@mackenzienugent5569]

Yes

[@mackenzienugent5569]

Just yes

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Or a small bag of M&Ms.

[@desertpotter1003]

So glad you spoke up, I agree with everything you said. You are my hero!!!!!

[@izzywizzy685]

Deep down I know President Trump is the best President of my life time! Deep down I know this country needs him more then ever because people just want to tear it down. Deep down I know the press and the Dems are marxist and using the people of this great country to push their agenda. I’m not voting for a party, or a person, I’m voting for right verses wrong, I’m voting for freedom, love of this country and the amazing people that still exist in it. It’s sad that people are okay with the press being so bias and people are so gullible.

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

You know, thinking about it; my bathrobe might be the oldest, favorite thing I actually own. It's never gone gross, or "crunchy" like some cheaper terry cloth towels; and it's a ridiculous color, burgundy. Love it.

[@mlthewi1287]

Thank you for sharing your talent at this time of chaos. Humor is like washing your hands. I don't know why.

[@waynemarvin5661]

And commenting on videos is like wrestling a mallard. And like you, MLHE I, I don't know why.

[@darlahenri8095]

Been subscriber for a while as I love your hummor and humanity.

[@catharineorellana3522]

"Is there a slipper section? I just need to get between places where I'm sitting down."

[@tylerkeller8869]

I'm from Portland Oregon and he is right about the Pacific Northwest hiking clothes joke. A hike very well could break out at any moment.

[@redchic]

Awesome, as always! Btw your tweet yesterday was fantastic. It was great to know you vent like a normal person.

[@jadenamber8378]

Love ya, Jim. Millions of others do too.

[@MisssKayy]

@Lee why do you wonder about that?

[@jadenamber8378]

@Lee - on Trump's watch.

[@KManwarren]

Jim you look like a real parent....exhausted.

[@wendylm4770]

Love all your stuff! The thumbnails crack me up!

[@MYRIAMLATEUR]

God bless you and your family and thank you for sharing your time and humor to make us feel happy! Laughter is the best medication! Love on top of that ... makes us fly!

[@cynthiadavis3749]

Don't ever change, Jim!

[@ashleyriosrizo]

The untucked shirt. Lmaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@robertreisner6119]

One of my nieces stayed with me last winter while my lady was staying with me, we were remodeling and upgrading her 103 year old home. One night while her and I were doing laundry, while pulling laundry out of the drier I reached in and pulled something out to fold next.....it was a tong pantie....I held them up and gave my lady an approval sound, she informed me that those belonged to my niece. I threw them back into the drier, my niece then came thru the door and I asked her about the undies, she said I'm 17 uncle, I said " I 've seen more cloth on an eye patch". My lady burst out laughing, my niece was embarrassed and I was bewildered. Laundry with the kids with us is usually some sort of adventure.

[@Yolduranduran]

So so true about clothes not being a good gift. My mom refuses to buy me anything my size. It's always the size she wishes I was. Always, always. 100% of the time. Never ever my size.

[@augiemusky]

Buy mom something that happens to fit you perfectly.

[@pocahon8460]

Tell her NO MORE CLOTHES!!! My daughters did this to me, they hate everything I choose. I got over it!

[@LazyIRanch]

I loved what my mom gave me, she had taste and I don't. Sometimes I'd open it and think, "I don't know..." but then I'd put it on and think, "Damn! I look good in this!" I sure do miss her.

[@globetrekker86]

I can’t forget seeing Jim’s big-screen debut on Comedy Central Presents! One of the jokes that’s etched in my mind is, incidentally, about clothing: “I gotta go to the post office... But then, I gotta put on pants... They’re only open till nine...”

[@sabrina-hu4ri]

Love watching some Jim before beddy-bye. Helps clear my head ...

[@naturequeene132]

Hehe “beddy-bye” - so cute ☺️

[@linshanhsiang]

He never disappoints! Sometimes he sounds like Jimmy Stewart!

[@mizeromusic2334]

You're the most hilarious comic in my eyes!

[@sherlynneff8337]

Love your comedy, makes me forget my problems.