Jimmy Kimmel Auditions for Every Matt Damon Role

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Jimmy Kimmel Auditions for Every Matt Damon Role
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[@mr.lucario1525]

I like how he's "never on the show" but he's in like every episode

[@Leo.AC.]

Hahaha you are so right

[@henrikanchelia64]

He "Is" backstage

[@Emma19]

Mr. Lucario righttt😂😂😂

[@cwg73160]

It’s called a running gag

[@wokemaster1929]

Still gets paid

[@autumnhenderson-brazie7581]

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski living next door to Jimmy was the best thing that ever happened for his sketches.

[@vaachaspathibonala4019]

FullmetalandtheFlame they do live next to each other lol

[@zeenat174]

Vachaspathi Bonala no they don’t. John and Emily moved to New York.

[@iisuperstarii7310]

George Hamilton Matt Damon? Is that you?

[@samsaraslight8377]

@@georgeofhamilton they probably moved for convenience, nothing else.

[@RickVietsub]

Fallon and Dakota Johnson are neighbors too

[@duncandonuts_21]

Someone should do a sitcom starring Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, and Guillermo.

[@sullivan2193]

+Duncan Donuts please make this happen but most of those are big actors so good luck

[@satyaazyumar986]

and yehya

[@ThePantruca]

+Duncan Donuts What about Sarah ? she is funny and cute ! (in a Jewish princess type of way)

[@aixaaa_1117]

I'd watch it

[@KingTray1000]

would cost waaaaaaayyy too much money

[@palefox]

"How do you like them, apples?" is a great way of delivering it

[@bumblebee7547]

I also like apples

[@ryangis431]

Matt Damon, show host legend, badass, spaceman, veteran, common-sense man, penguin. He should have his own episode every year. :D

[@777boman]

Wasn't he a shrimp in Happy Feet?

[@ryangis431]

777boman He was the main character. ;?

[@bonscott333]

Don't forget horse.

[@777boman]

bonscott333 Hashtag White Washing.

[@Paddy.C]

+Arno Victor Dorian No, he's right. Elijah Wood was the main character in 'Happy Feet', Matt Damon wasn't even in it. In 'Happy Feet 2', Matt Damon and Brad Pitt did the voices for the two krill. (My daughter has them both on DVD, I've just checked the credits).

[@johncarey4186]

Emily Blunt = The best thing that ever happened to this show.

[@jakobrogers625]

Emily Blunt = The best thing that ever happened to this world.

[@sauce8277]

Emily Blunt = The best thing that ever happened to this Universe. [hmm. This is starting to be a bit much]

[@AlexTM44]

James Rivera Nope, go on, you're getting there, she really is the best thing that ever happened to this Galaxy...

[@BLANK-rk4ju]

Alex uh isn't the universe way bigger than the galaxy?

[@rockytheafg]

Micro Wave lool You are correct sir.

[@texxxxxxxx]

Emily Blunt is just too good. Look how fantastically she acts for a joke!

[@LeWildSister]

Filippo Minonzio it's no big deal jeez

[@LeWildSister]

Filippo Minonzio stop fangirling

[@MaggiePayne916]

J. Kammel 1:37 Kimple 1:56 Jan Kimmel 2:25 Jim Kimble 3:02 Jenny Kimhole 4:01

[@bluez1892]

1:56 is Kimple I think?

[@Adnom]

🤣 kimhole

[@MsDee409]

I caught that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angeleyes_1412]

Emily ‘Is this a pity reading?’ Jimmy ‘No you are here on your own merits.’ Killed me 😂😂😂

[@astrocutie37]

I love when host's have like there best celeb friend... Fallon and Timberlake, Kimmel and Damon, Ellen and everybody

[@MisterJanDaMan]

ellen and bieber

[@SomeNiceMovies]

MisterJanDaMan Ellen and Jennifer Aniston

[@astrocutie37]

or Taylor Swift

[@MisterJanDaMan]

SomeNiceMovies lol honestly i dont watch much ellen but it always seemed like she liked bieber

[@SomeNiceMovies]

MisterJanDaMan Sure, but Jennifer and Ellen have been close friends for *alot* longer :)

[@patricktodd6597]

Emily Blunt is so gorgeous

[@SunGawdRa]

+patrick todd Just about to write the exact same thing.

[@Eminem4Ever107]

She's like the skinny version le Adelle xD

[@techguy2377]

patrick todd is that the chick from Thumbnail?

[@shawngosse2315]

patrick todd damm straight

[@welcometolife4237]

That I like to poop in her mouth

[@4scoops182]

"If the movie was called suck on you he'd do it" 😂

[@kylahong7523]

"You can't do that to the camera" but your husband does that Emily

[@AmidaNyorai48]

😆😆

[@shalujain7895]

This comment is sooo underrated!!!

[@naveenkumarsr7847]

Office reference 😄

[@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju]

"if the movie was 'suck on you' he'd do it" OMG XD haha!!!

[@zachrulesandiscool]

Haha xD Actor: "Can we just get Matt Damon to do it? He'll probably do it" Jimmy Kimmel: "Yea if maybe if the movie is called suck on you he'll do it" That was hysterical xD

[@tdugong]

Poor Greg Kinnear, reduced to just that 'actor'.

[@andrejristic4956]

"Actor" lmao thats a powerful indirect burn

[@blahco4tt]

​​@@tdugongI also can't believe he was reduced to "actor". He was well-known by the time that commenter made that post. Pretty cool they got him on w/Emily Blunt. I loved Stuck On You and enjoyed The Adjustment Bureau

[@TheActingAddict]

In the "We Bough a Zoo" audition clip there's a lamp in the background, ... I have that lamp. It's a good lamp.

[@SalvableRuin]

Do you love lamp?

[@davidmurphy8364]

***** Zing!

[@goldenfugnugget]

Emma Stephens Lamp was played by Matt Damon coincidentally.

[@yazmine4334]

Omg I have that lamp too

[@robertgarcia7024]

I love lamp.

[@88omair]

Kimmel is WAY funnier than Fallon, don't know why he has less subscribers and views on his videos.

[@MsJondde]

I guess it's because Fallon appeals more to the younger audience with his fake laugh and suck-up attitude. ;)

[@victormartins1675]

+Jondde--Mr and Fallon has the snl cred.

[@marielizapaniagua7288]

Man, why do you have to compare them, they are funny in their own way. And I have crush on my Fallon and I can still admit that Kimmel is funny in his own way just like Colbert, Stuart, John Oliver and even Conan. But I will always prefer Fallon because I don't know, he seems so genuine and super excited all the time plus he's very creative and very nice in person too and he is in NYC.

[@MsJondde]

Marieliza Paniagua In my opinion, him being super excited just makes him not seem genuine. Why did you say "even Conan" by the way? (:

[@oranjizer]

+Marieliza Paniagua CREATIVE??? Did you use creative and Fallon in the same sentence? Fallon is the LEAST creative but the BEST ACTOR among talk show hosts. So his SNL cred does it for him. He is only good at acting and skits and singing, playing games with celebrities, thats good and all but not one bit better of a talk show host with his FAKE laughter and ass licking.

[@1kingofutube]

I met Matt in a los vegas bathroom at a restaurant and I shook his hand after he dropped a douce and then I made him take a picture with me in that same bathroom lol! one of the coolest things ever lol

[@guydudeness6155]

yikes

[@johnhoward9103]

Bet you haven't washed your hand since! #gross!!!

[@ryanscottnix]

Pics or it didn't happen. Just kidding! I believe you, and that's a cool story.

[@Ricksta103]

***** Let's see it.

[@dianewinchester2930]

This is why I support co-ed bathrooms.

[@edumalafaia11]

The best Jimmy show was when Matt Damon was taking it over.

[@adamdessouky]

H

[@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT]

Well this jimmy Kimmel vs Matt Damon thing has really elevated his show!

[@ni_co523]

I love how emily can play along when pranking jimmy

[@baotienduong]

omg matt damon is the best

[@itkojecockot]

love how Matt Damon is always Jimmy's favorite "diss person" LMAO

[@NelliKuukeriful]

I love this "feud" Jimmy and Matt have.

[@yanniesays]

Matt Damon basically put Kimmel's show on the A-list. Hahaha

[@saar144]

totally

[@andrewlawrence7066]

Love Emily Blunt

[@1kamphof]

for every 10 actresses I detest there is one I really like, enter Emily blunt

[@andrewlawrence7066]

sarge jackson True that

[@andrewlawrence7066]

+monu2619993 LOL Liverpool is the greatest

[@Nitro192192]

Jimmy's face at 1:06 when the camera turns to him, lmao. Priceless

[@sharonjensen3016]

"Not happy, Matt!"

[@warrenfeagins6555]

"Is this like a pity reading or something???" 😂😂😂😂

[@gilliansullivan1504]

Does anyone else wanna see Fallon and Kimmel trade Matt Damon and Justin Timberlake for one episode to make each other jealous or am I just weird?

[@sophies9978]

Oh my god can they please

[@scottab140]

Gillian Sullivan It's your fantasy...

[@iluvparamore3045]

Gillian Sullivan this is the greatest idea ever

[@scottab140]

Funny how well they like being "entertainers."

[@robertjzhao]

Gillian Sullivan sure! as soon as Fallon gets much much more funnier.

[@alexanderbutler2989]

"have you done this before?" the number of times ive been asked that by a woman...

[@rahuljoshirahulmagic]

"That's what she said"

[@chipzdara]

I think the biggest talent an actor should have is the ability to hold back their laughter when it’s physically impossible. Respect ✊

[@vars280287]

How do you like them.... apples? OMG that was hilarious!

[@scflyer55]

If Jimmy was in THOSE movies, then I'd watch them.

[@TheCrimson147]

i wish it went like this for weeks lol

[@berenbrunelli3916]

When you think you cannot love these two more.... you see this and then...😂❤😍

[@timtwotone3561]

Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon are both great sports! Bless them!🤣🤣🤣👍🙏

[@erkutsoyer4970]

An urban legend says Jimmy auditioned for Dr. Mann too.

[@anadominguez8925]

its called a "rumor"

[@SuperChuckRaney]

Emily Blount is the best one. I can't tell if she knows who Jimmy is or not.

[@JCJW101]

They've been neighbours in real life for about 4 years, watch the Christmas prank episode.

[@HBarnill]

Emily spent so much money to prank him. Meanwhile, back in Africa...

[@thingthang2904]

Henry Barnill ...two African children are enjoying Emily Blunt's pranks on Kimmel. It's the only positive thing in their lives. *fixed :)

[@TotalElipse]

Kimmel told so many jokes with his mouth taped in this episode, one of the best late night episodes all time.

[@madeiraislander]

1:00 "So, he hates me..." Jimmy nods in the background XDD

[@devilhdante]

Emily Blunt is so pretty!

[@TurnaboutKing]

The Bourne Audition lol

[@izzyr9590]

God love the ending where MD sprays fire extinguisher thing on to JK. JK looks so vulnerable when he cringed away

[@bijibadness]

man, Emily Blunt is GORGEOUS

[@echolot]

emily blunt is a goddess.

[@welcometolife4237]

Shes blunt meh

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Matt has yet to be given an interview but I think he’s been on more Kimmel episodes than another guest 😂

[@maximusdecimusmeridius5492]

Emily Blunt is beautiful

[@michaelbilgen2976]

I died when Matt sprayed Jimmy with that fire extinguisher.

[@johnnyloxley4457]

Lol absolutely love Matt Damon 🤘

[@kingofthering3343]

I thought the "I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and to how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep!" line was from The Bourne Identity not the Bourne Ultimatum.

[@DonnieDin]

You're absolutely correct

[@kingofthering3343]

Adam Nixdorf I thought so

[@kristinradams7109]

Damn. Nice catch!

[@nudifiedstudios]

jimmy has for sure become the funniest host out there by the years!!!

[@carlwikstrom4093]

*cough coughConanobrien cough

[@jokesterr119]

@Nor Kimmel have better skits, Conan is funnier by himself, Fallon has nice music, and Ferguson is overall jus a fun show to watch and def feels more relxed!

[@alexanderfarah]

Nor Norranun Graham Norton as well, it's literally just him and a bunch of celebrities having a chat :P

[@KirstenNoe]

Nor Norranun Jimmy Kimmel for sure! he's my fave :)

[@ryanscottnix]

jokesterr119 I like it when people are able to point out the unique, positive differences between subjects without degrading any of them. Well done, and I agree!

[@Vinstinctify1]

Awesome of emily to show in this!

[@latoyamatson6197]

Lmao that was too funny....now the apple comment at the Oscar's makes more sense

[@meredithrice6029]

Do you like apples? I have them! Hahahahaha😂😂😂

[@wesleyt.stinnett3180]

Amanda McClure

[@pacovl46]

"Jimmy Kimhole" LOLLLLL

[@saevarbach]

*Jenny Kimhole

[@Elithrae]

What amazes me is how people think its an actual feud. They're both in on it together to make people laugh and it is awesome.

[@lynnhoward5846]

I agree! A fabulous combo of funny people...a dream team.

[@zukilover2]

Did they just call him Jimmy Kim Hole? 4:01

[@GlassDoorGuy]

+zukilover2 Even better. It was Jenny Kimhole :D

[@TheManInThe5uit]

+zukilover2 You also missed the Kammel, and Kimble xD

[@MrRandomCheeseGuy]

That was a nice catch, zuki! (I hope this didn't sound sarcastic.)

[@imarsonance4512]

zukilover2 they called him Jenny Kim hole

[@bg11211]

I saw that too on the director thing, that was freaking hilarious

[@veechannel4672]

Emily Blunt. She’s mesmerising!

[@TimKatungi]

The gift that keeps on giving

[@marshaljones9591]

Their feud is the most hilarious thing ever.

[@William_Unknown]

still better love story and acting then all of the twilight movies

[@darrylbrown8253]

oh god yes

[@angelolouisinoferio3130]

He's trying to make a Jim Halpert moment with Jim's real life wife 😂

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

I like that he thinks every movie should have the title said in dramatic fashion, while facing the camera. LOL!!!

[@LindseyDrennan]

How am I just not seeing this episode? This has to be the most epic talk show episode ever!

[@7833ana]

If Matt Damon took over the show, retitle it: "The Matt Damon Show" or "Matt Damon Live"

[@7833ana]

Chris L "The Shia LaBeouf Show" or "The LaBeouf Show". And "Shia LaBeouf Live" or "LaBeouf Live".

[@Suriosinfiltro]

"The stupidos show" with the apex predator and chris l

[@Zamolxes77]

... and the mascot of the show should be the puppet version of Matt Daemon from Team America. "Matt Daaaemon"

[@cinemacynic980]

Or "Maaaatt Daaaaamooooon"

[@cinemacynic980]

That's weird I sent this back in July 2014 and some how it says I sent it Feb 5th.

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

Haha, they actually got Greg Kinnear to be in the audition.

[@christianalexlea]

+MoRiellyMoProblems Surprised he found time with his busy schedule

[@JDH_MUSIC]

Just a boss with the fire extinguisher.

[@scriptgee5176]

This feud is just a blessing

[@JhaxizDesigns]

Since all of this fight between them is a lie I do actually believe their friendship is AMAZING

[@NatoJacobs]

"do you like apples.. I have dem" killed me

[@DJLOZO]

Finally. Matt gets his own show. laughing out loud 😅🤣😂😆😁😄😃😀🙃😊

[@pjyabut5609]

this series is getting better and better

[@torresmat10]

Emily getting mad at Jimmy for looking at the camera like that's not what her husband did for 8 years

[@zinhlemkhonza7001]

Underrated comment 😭😭😭

[@hitplay780]

I love the banter with these two 😂😂😂

[@kmboojitsu21]

I like how J Kimmel always gets ppl to play along w/ his skits and has fun with them. I enjoy his show the most of any late night probably. If he ever wants me to cameo, I'm down....

[@mackenzieamyobrien186]

I LOVE THIS Jimmatt Kimmon Series! THAT MAKEs MY DAY COMPLETE! I LOVE THIS SHOW!

[@esters90]

"He didn't say spoiler alert!" Matt: "I'm sorry..Spoiler alert." Sprays him*😂😂😂😂😂🙈😂

[@JesusGodHolySpirit3]

Lol I love JIMMY Kimmel :D

[@yunush]

The fire extinguisher part... Jimmy did that to Matt when he had the whole cast for “The Monuments Men” on his show

[@amateurgolfer6947]

They are such good friends

[@evilgary747]

"Well it looks like you've gone..... Interstellar" -Matt Damon, Interstellar

[@leesowden3870]

great banter from jimmy and matt

[@sarahhamza8140]

I will always love the feud between Jeremy and Matt

[@bladerunner900]

Why don't they like each other? They could be such good friends.

[@jim6070]

One time I would like to hear Emily Blunt ask me”have you done this before?”

[@guitar35ful]

"No, you're here in your own merit" :D :D

[@ethanmiller1581]

Jimmy is the man... they need to bring he man show back!

[@johngregoryhouse]

funniest thing I've ever seen!

[@blackcapone187]

3:15 to 3:30 had me on the floor ...who the hell are you?? lmao

[@tkdpower]

After 1 year now this is still classic :)

[@abysswalker7899]

Matt damon is very nice guy.

[@jddiggy2343]

I love Emily blunt she's the best part of this whole thing

[@safwanalvi8887]

Matt Damon should actually have a talk show

[@king28leo]

These two are true best friends 😂😂

[@CassieHW]

THE END PART IS SO AMAZING!!!!!

[@NoOne-ol6dw]

Plot twist: Jimmy Kimmel really auditioned for every Matt Damon movie and the rivalry is real

[@saira9466]

That's exactly what we're supposed to believe

[@norvalDNA]

Emily Blunt and Greg Kinnear lol!

[@MrVee24]

They r clearly amazing friends Imagine having a friendship that great.Beautiful thing :) "You know its animated right?" lol.

[@ladyvoso6392]

officially my fav

[@tbizone2002]

*spoiler alert!* LOL