Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo at a Fortune Cookie Factory

Brooklyn is home to many great cooks and chefs and bakers and artisans of all types and is also home to the world's biggest maker of fortune cookies, a company called Wonton Food. Jimmy happens to love a good fortune cookie, so he took Guillermo on a field trip to learn how they put those fortunes in cookies and to maybe write a few of their own. #KimmelinBrooklyn
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Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo at a Fortune Cookie Factory
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[@ericmcquisten]

Guillermo: "Fortune Cookie is like a Wife.... you might get a good one, or you might not" (very true)

[@soniarican6275]

Haha so true 😂💀

[@jsngallery]

so true, they are fun to eat, but way too wordy. 😁

[@reycesarcarino4653]

They should put that on a Fortune Cookie

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hamzamustafa215]

Am your 660 like am holy if you get a 666 run and leave your house and never go back

[@Kurtoss]

who else loves Guillermo?

[@noah321]

Kurtoss Who doesnt?

[@MoeMentos]

0:36 You mean Glare-mo?

[@julianc3701]

Hahah, that was great. At least it was definitive proof us Asians really can pronounce L's.

[@zulus548]

You mean who else loved giullermo 6:32

[@ismaellagunas5020]

Kurtoss me

[@anthonyp.4030]

I'm a simple man I see Guillermo I click

[@emteufel6556]

pahhahaha same

[@stonecold7277]

Same

[@yolandaarteaga4398]

Same

[@cortransport]

Anthony P. Me tooo lol

[@ronmor2004]

Same

[@ivet2912]

“Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 😂😂😭☠️

[@lunanarda]

I died bro

[@GarryG]

HahHahahshah...I'm still laughing

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤔🤔

[@johnherrera01]

Don't forget......."Mexican Food is better than Chinese Food." XD

[@datche2425]

@@johnherrera01 Chinese food is way better

[@angelaaguirreguillen1085]

Guillermo. " you are about to eat a cookie " 😂😂I'm dead

[@AmidaNyorai48]

😅🤣

[@stephshome7049]

The bus scared the crap out of me 🤦

[@amandalynnadkins2775]

Lol, I thought I was the only one! I legit jumped out my seat lol.

[@logiee8725]

I jumped

[@TheOrthodontist26]

Me too! I jumped off my seat

[@alexnajera3483]

I almost fell off my bed!

[@aruna688]

Me tooooo

[@kareenakang706]

Guillermo needs a KZbin channel like if you agree

[@fiercemakeup31]

Si

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤔

[@gracecamacho3438]

I agree

[@mozees6106]

si si si

[@BeautifulAuthentic]

My fortune cookie: Humans can't see air Can fish see water

[@ryanbeck8191]

BeautyBrand Boss Yes...?

[@zekedelgato763]

That's deep bro

[@vicklopez1470]

Humans can see water, can fish see air?

[@ryanbeck8191]

The stupidity of some people amazes me haha

[@BeautifulAuthentic]

Vick López 🤔🤔🤔thats deep

[@romatotski4785]

Give Guillermo a raise😂💸

[@mskm3113]

Roma Totski his net worth is already $2M u moron

[@Rojo731]

I adore him!

[@marikitomictin7461]

raise😂💸

[@Xarosy]

He already makes 500k a year

[@dhdhsusggdjbsh]

MS KM What was the point of calling him a moron? Lmao

[@themusicroom3141]

I got a fortune cookie once that said "Keep your friends close and your dumplings closer." I still live by those words.

[@georgeespinoza6710]

Guillermo looks like my lunch lady lmao...wait or does she look like him 😮😂💀

[@oswaldocontreras1507]

But does your lunch lady carry tequila in her back pocket tho? That's how you can tell if Guillermo is your lunch lady

[@calumgibson7724]

rayan attar it was a joke chill

[@damiengarbutt7229]

1🤣😭💀

[@vova8042]

Your lunch lady has a moustache?

[@aarond7245]

DAMNIT I JUMPED WHEN THE BUS DROPPED, IM SUCH A PUSSY

[@antonelabakavic4045]

Aaron D lol

[@ahmadmuraish1144]

You are not alone!

[@mortenhaase4699]

I did too lmao

[@Jovani_delaCruz]

We all did!

[@trixwizz5652]

how did you not expect that... so obvious

[@unknown12805]

Guillermo should create fortune mazapanes!

[@julianruiz4793]

Fortupanes

[@godprincessrealty]

🤣

[@jimrodriguez9747]

Sounds like a bad ass idea lol

[@llamaswagg4273]

Alex Ruiz lol good one

[@dattepo7534]

Alex Ruiz damn that’s a good idea lol

[@Kngdrah]

Well that escalated quickly

[@ConvectionOven]

couldve saved that one for the "Guillermo Climbs the Empire State Building" video

[@Widdekuu91]

+Justin I read your comment before I saw the video and was prepared for the bus. Then it fell. Jesus Christ, I almost peed myself. I literally jumped and gasped, that was scary xD Maybe it's because it's the middle of the night, but damnit.

[@atlaimanriquez5901]

justin lorenzo iiI

[@sci_fress3736]

justin lorenzo Iam the 1k Liked Comment !.

[@GiGi-of8pt]

Widdekuu91 lmao same

[@chinweizuoham83]

Anyone else want one of Jimmy and Guillermo's fortunes?

[@fvtii284]

“Money is not everything but you can buy a lot of expensive things” 🤣🤣🤣

[@maskedluna5410]

"Pay your bill and go home." "A fortune cookie is like a wife. You might get a good one or you might not." -Guillermo and Jimmy

[@lukeblundell4129]

Guillermo is the only reason I watch JK

[@ashwiniyadav2766]

yaa both

[@gear5soul]

When jimmy said “it’s not as magical as I thought it would be” I felt that

[@jeaniebird999]

0:35 I'm sorry, but it's fuckin hilarious how he pronounces Guillermo's name! Glare-mo

[@martinc3597]

jeaniebird. I see what you mean know that I went back... p.s. the blue numbers didn't work on my phone for some reaon... not saying that you can do anything about it but, just wanted to let you know... A+ FOR Effort thou!!!!👍👌✌✌

[@estellekendall7616]

Guillermo is the cutest thing ever 🤣💜

[@lanapurdy7376]

i dream to open a fortune cookie and see a fortune written by Guillermo ahahha

[@bronny1206]

“You are about to eat a cookie.” Laughed so hard on that

[@errorerror3133]

James Wong is a legend

[@erikborgia3139]

Roland Bat you're not Wong

[@errorerror3133]

Erik Borgia hehe good wong

[@shark.e]

lol how people allways think about something LOL first like YOU ARE NOT WONG ( WRONG) then hehe good wong ( one ) lol i wouldnt even think of any of this xd

[@timidsore7933]

Jahn Berrios true 😂😂

[@shark.e]

I dont have that part of my brain working 4 real

[@elahejon6590]

Mexican food is better than Chinese food...lmao😄

[@TengoUnaGata]

Eli Jon true

[@jorgegaytan3012]

Eli Jon true..chinese..gives a lot of stomach.ache

[@qwertyisaboss]

I feel they're pretty close ngl

[@hxi7141]

That’s bullshit, do you even know what’s real Chinese food is like? Panda Express in your opinion?

[@jdmricky4610]

Huang Xiaolu no, HUANG XIAOLU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bronny1206]

Guillermo always have a bottle of Tequila. Anywhere. Always.

[@Marie-jz1qw]

"Fortune cookies are like wives" I lost it

[@genisisarmstrong5896]

Or husbands 🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

[@adamb9199]

Guillermo disappears! 1:37 keep on watching 😂😂

[@notfanta1844]

"Mexican food is better than chinese food" Then Judges turned out to be chinese lmfao

[@ilovetaylor_swift13]

when the "bus" hit Guillermo i choked on my pickle lmao

[@BeautifulAuthentic]

When you say these get baked You mean these people are high Exactly what I was thinking jimmy😂😂

[@aralizmartinez8682]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Guillermo pulled tequila out of his ass?

[@tracyg9721]

Araliz Martinez nobody minds 😁😂

[@AmelieMews]

*When all your friends get their fortune in their fortune cookie, except you* :(

[@averysax]

What about one that says "Help! I'm locked in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory!"

[@nissaforyou]

I am sure we will find it in the next new Iphone box

[@irock2403]

@@nissaforyou 🤣🤣🤣

[@RozMystica01]

Since this will be lost in the comments, I thought I might as well say this *THAT IS MY UNCLE!!!* (AND MY DAD IS IN THIS AS WELL)

[@velocitygt]

hahaha.... I found you!!!

[@preetirawale]

Me to👨‍👦😲

[@julioreyes9314]

No because his kids ethan nathan and maria are who i nany sit

[@dylanwheatleu5046]

RozMystica01 for real or are u lieing

[@Colin_Yote]

RozMystica01 m

[@uniquev4734]

When the buss got them it scared the crap out of me😂😂

[@AmelieMews]

*6:29** It reminded me of Regina George in Mean Girls*

[@blessingpamei2054]

You are about to hit by bus .Dash I laughed out loud .All my family turn their face on me .Lmao

[@iiTsDealy]

Where's Shark Tank??

[@iiTsDealy]

L.I.T Music lol

[@brookebaker628]

Barbara says you are a fortune cookie and for that reason I’m out

[@martinc3597]

J Law LMAO... I don't totally 100% get the reference but, I think I know what you meant. 😂😂

[@mohogotze]

I love these two guys. The sketches are memorable when they are together.

[@nathanbrutal4183]

That was beautiful!! I loved Guillermo's fortunes XD

[@rad-w.dooped9601]

Once I got a fortune cookie that said order takeout you'll be hungry later

[@LiezlRuiz0]

Nice way for them to say throw some money again to our shop.

[@mackenzielewis9618]

Jiimy's and Guillermo's friendship is like goals🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Drew_3000]

"How many orange chickens have to die before you people are happy?" LMAO

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

3:27 Fortune Cookies are like wives. You might get a good one and you might not XDDDD

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

2:12 This is where people's fate are decided, in a cubicle!? It's actually quite poetic if you think about life!

[@a2mark57]

"You about to get hit by the bus." BAM!!! OMG, LMFAO!!!

[@sarathchandran2815]

The bus in the end got me laughing for so long

[@mosescarranza7748]

6:30 i had my earphones on and when the bus poped out i got scared lmao

[@jptnepz]

U dunno why, but manny from modern family sort of looks like like Guillermo😂

[@evietheophanous165]

Although I knew it was coming, I still jumped when the bus came😂

[@gabrielcoronado6395]

¡Genial, Guillermo! Y genial, Jimmy por apreciarlo tanto. Saludos desde México.

[@acedirt2346]

Write the funniest fortunes you've got in the past, "if your cookie is in 3 pieces, the answer is no"

[@deeptacos1138]

"Confucius say-big explosion in underpants later"

[@bricksstudsandmore8394]

I had one that said "Don't forget the leftovers, that's tomorrow's lunch" or something along the lines of that, it was about 2 years ago. Didn't make sense since it was a school lunch, guess that was a bag meant for a restaurant

[@FilmArtPhoto]

I had one that said "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune" LOL!! I keep it on my bulletin board.

[@marcoosh2403]

MadriFilmArt Mine had no fortune

[@LilClap]

acedirt234 “Next time order the shrimp”

[@astrangersthings3429]

Well, I was expecting a bus from sideways ..

[@vojtechbelada324]

same

[@amandalynnadkins2775]

Lol I jumped out my seat!

[@Ball00nzz]

Guillermo has the best job ever lmao lucky bastard

[@_Crazy69]

My favorite fortune was dont ask what the cookie can do for you, ask what you can do for the cookie

[@V0r4xiz]

Kimmel: "The plight of the American worker" Asian dude: *laughs in Southeast Asian*

[@ibenb.4767]

His first name is Jimmy

[@distinctpersonality2121]

Omg did the bus scare anyone else lol

[@WickedWiener21]

I was expecting it to come from the side

[@jesussalazar6336]

me lol

[@dinkypoo92mkm]

When Guillermo read that last fortune I jumped when the bus fell 😂

[@PipistrellaVideo]

Guillermo is one of the best things to happen to humanity

[@JSSTyger]

Whatever the fortune cookie says, add "...while you were in bed." My college professor told me that when we were on a field trip and ate at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune read "You are on the verge of something big" lol. I never heard the end of it.

[@izuwu4843]

Fortunes: WHEN YOU SEE A GREEN PIG MAKE SURE TO TURN LEFT! WHEN JUMPING OVER A BRIDGE NEVER FALL! HAHAHAHA! IM DYING! THIS IS SO FUN!

[@crazycrazashhley2004]

2:37 I said money is not everything but you can buy alot of fancy things XD Oml i love gil

[@fatimamaach2918]

Well the ending scared the hell out of me.. made me jump 😂

[@goldenluck2401]

The bus legit scared me Even tough I knew it was coming

[@vojtechbelada324]

same

[@AmelieMews]

*That sad moment when you don´t get a fortune... on a fortune cookie... No? Just me?*

[@AmidaNyorai48]

🤣

[@euphoriaashoor7348]

That means, u get to write your own fortune 😉

[@jeanettesmith765]

Guillermo is hilarious. I love him!

[@bianeylanda6063]

I literally jumped at the end 😂😂 omg

[@kevlarvesty1195]

I'm from Scotland and we get fortune cookies with our Chinese never knew anybody ate them though , we usually read the message and bin the cookie

[@pichiwilla]

Kevin Gilmour I think the tradition is you're supposed to eat the cookie before you read that fortune

[@bonesonstones1]

Nice waste of food!

[@mackenziebolton4780]

I love the cookie though!

[@kevlarvesty1195]

Vanessa H. 😂😂😂 I know right? I could solve world hunger with a fortune cookie. Get a grip lol

[@kevlarvesty1195]

Tania Sierra I see I never knew that. I have tried them before and they don't taste very good

[@fijislayin7350]

Dude he should have made a cookie with the fortune saying you’re adopted kid then give it to his aunt

[@yalikejazzzz]

Jimmy and Guillermo are the most dynamic duo I've ever seen

[@gabemartin1686]

AnyBody Else ❤️ Guillermo

[@darial4328]

You are destined to work in a cubicle forever.

[@aohige]

I moved from my decade long career as retail floor management to a lonely cubicle work five years ago. Best decision in my life.

[@darial4328]

aohige Good for you.

[@sarahparkinson1450]

Guillermo is like Ellen's Andy/kaylon. But looks like Guillermo is treated nicer

[@nissaforyou]

I JUMPED when the bus hit them. OMG hahahah

[@boxv6984]

2:58 Guillermo is not lying

[@NxDoyle]

So, lately I have been giving Jimmy props for his almost involuntary drift into political satire. But he still has a way to go to match Conan in the remote arena. But then, Conan is unmatched by anyone, past or present, when it comes to remotes.

[@rohanbansal9175]

As good as Jimmy's was, nothing compares to Conan's remotes. #TeamCoco

[@SubtleVibess]

rohan bansal AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@sihyuanwu5492]

rohan bansal can't complain tho. Might not be as entertaining as Conan but at least it's funny. Unlike Fallon or Corden

[@fakhruz3105]

#TeamCOCO

[@liamcoughlan9775]

Hugh Mungus what about John Oliver?

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

You're allowed to like more than one.

[@Pa7NaSS]

this was HILARIOUS. i laughed out loud. i wish they read the first fortune cookies also SO GOOD. Guillermo is king

[@PlexbyRockwellAutomation]

Way to go, Wonton Food! We love seeing all this good fortune coming your way!

[@pameladeav7958]

MEXICAN FOOD IS THE BEST FOOD!! GO GUILLERMO! 😂👏💙

[@kennypowers9288]

when the Guillermo is funnier than the host of the show.

[@kimmyb5558]

yooooo... that bus flying down, shook me!😱

[@rebeccamagallanes8752]

Thank you, Jimmy for making us laugh all the time - you’re the best,

[@michellepower1138]

quick fact fortune cookies were invented in the US!

[@denizata93]

cant go wrong with guillermo

[@Uchawibeatz]

"Fortune cookie's like a wife. You can might a good one or you might not" Lmao :)

[@Stephen_Brooks]

He says "to learn how they put the fortunes in cookies" AND it's in the description of the video, but NOTHING ABOUT THAT. SUPER GREAT.

[@savageg202]

I need a friend Like taht

[@cortransport]

Savage G one that pulls tequilla off the butt?

[@sukhs1317]

“New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you “ but not under the Trump’s presidency.......

[@youmeuswe9723]

The bus dropping !!! LOL!

[@alyssaantes5021]

i liked the "you are about to eat a cookie" ahahaha

[@alwaysstoned7086]

I was about to turn this blunt off but Kimmel came thru trueeeee

[@lazaromurad322]

"MEXICAN FOOD IS BETTER THAN CHINESE FOOD" its funny cause it's true.

[@supabatman2455]

Lázaro Murad Mexican food is rarely eaten by non-Mexicans. Truth hurts.

[@lazaromurad322]

Supaman Oh then I assume you don’t know that only MEXICAN and French traditional cousine are designated by UNESCO as cultural treasures so yeah, I have a feeling people around the world eat Mexican food and love it. Ignorance hurts... I suppose 🙃

[@lazaromurad322]

and most people actually think Taco Bell is mexican food.

[@RRRaiken]

there are countless chinese restaurants in mexico, and 0 mexican restaurants outside continent america

[@lazaromurad322]

yeah cause it's cheap. Really good tho.

[@patriciaz4125]

lmao loved it love Kimmel and Guillermo awesome hilarious keep up the great job

[@D192706Play]

Love this

[@jaysonvyllcortes584]

i thought the last cookie fortune was " your about to get deported"..

[@jpcuts]

Jay Son Vyll Cortes hahaha

[@mark473]

*you're

[@TeddyKrimsony]

you can't compete with Conan

[@mahmoudbey4404]

Guillermo Can

[@robertlee-nq6mg]

Theodoяe Kяap he don't have too.

[@bricksstudsandmore8394]

Doesn't matter, as long as there's stuff like this, no matter who it's from, I'm happy

[@julianruiz4793]

Yeah remotes are best at Conan, but this was funny also.

[@billyhill5294]

Why is Guillermo the best thing about this show? 😂😂

[@casllab69]

6:06 this chick sitting down doesn’t even look away from Kimmel while taking the shot, savageeee!