Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off

Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's interview with Ellen DeGeneres, where Ellen plays a clip to prove that she is nicer than Jimmy.
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Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off
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[@minacarolina9751]

Both of you would lose to me I'm Canadian

[@shathedeath]

Mina's a Canadian?? :o

[@MonkeyKong21]

Justin beiber is canadian

[@FeatherBrosInc]

>Liking one of the sidiest side characters. Stop it.

[@XnonStudios]

didnt u die? i cant remember

[@Frederic_Chopin.]

;)

[@dieselsmoker2425]

Without Guillermo that show wouldn't be the same.

[@wisconsinbigrigs8427]

Diesel Smoker lol we’re both truckers

[@me6057]

Truck Spotting haha🤙🏼

[@AriMun782]

Agree!

[@coloboard2404]

Or Aunt Chippy

[@michaelhawkinsjr1687]

Jimmy's also cool lol

[@STAY_hey_yeah]

"And I love that scarf" *Crowd goes crazy*

[@mrsarz8612]

lol

[@Ayush1206]

Especially that black was hilarious

[@roxytana717]

didnt get it!!!

[@gordonjamesedward1639]

Its the audience or the speactators or the guest audience. Crowd sounds negative

[@Maheshrpsharma]

@@roxytana717 fake BLUE

[@jamirimaj6880]

Well it took us almost 9 years... but I guess Kimmel won at the end.

[@JamaicanRain]

In grown adult time that is around...4 seconds?

[@kylemurphy8701]

Lmaoooo

[@heathmerz4760]

I returned here to make sure that this was a top comment.

[@douglasc.shearer1164]

ROAST!!! LOL

[@bhimlimbu5541]

omg I'm dyingggg

[@aramhovsepyan3085]

PLOT TWIST: It's just a sketch and Jimmy has let the writers to make Ellen win in it, so he's nicer.

[@coffeeofthedevil7597]

Aram Hovsepyan I never thought of that.

[@mysteriousmysteriooo4262]

Their the same nice, it’s no contest.

[@areebamirza]

Duh

[@rosiepigletk9349]

Don't be a sore loser LMFAO

[@LeslieJayBoschPhoto]

gee thanks Sherlock

[@gabbylaustin]

Haha when talk show hosts have other talk show hosts on their talk shows....

[@lailaalmusawi2184]

Bruh

[@gastonitalita5581]

and talk about their shows while they're on the show talking with the talk show host

[@lanalvr2413]

😂

[@JesusMendoza-gt7zh]

Oh my gosh, talk show host Inception!

[@gameboyadvance691]

Ur talk shows you know a lot about talk shows

[@kroganoperator]

The employees of Ellen must have been rolling their eyes hard after this stunt...

[@naz_car2135]

@Emma bolter tell that to ellen

[@ahbengj]

True

[@mariyastoyanova31]

why what happened?

[@pongnakalohan887]

@@mariyastoyanova31 ellen lost the nice off battle at the end.

[@mariyastoyanova31]

@@pongnakalohan887 what happened to the employees though??

[@christopherramsey7027]

The fact that Kimmel and his writers and crew actually made a full skit to show how Ellen is nicer than Jimmy shows that Jimmy is nicer than Ellen irl.

[@Samijowubsu]

Her mistreating her workers doesn’t help either

[@salmax4889]

" that's why you don't fu*k with Ellen" best line ever!

[@LindsAyWithAttitude]

had me Rollin

[@IAMWILVER]

I looked up those ellen ever curse wnd this came up

[@kellyduffer2705]

I'm just so freaking happy right now, that was awesome! lol

[@themaddiecarnochan9170]

Hahaha yea

[@tami_saliveeeee]

this is why Ellen slays😂😂

[@poppoppop802]

ok guys let's appreciate the genius behind ellen giving water to jimmy: if jimmy were to accept it and drink, he would admit ellen IS being nice to him which would make him lose the "nice off", and if he was to refuse the water then he would be the not nice guy by rejecting ellen's offer. therefore it's a lose-lose situation for jimmy.

[@vyomikapandya3113]

Danny Z Or he could accept it and compliment her at the same time like "Thank you. You are always so caring" or something like that

[@denissecortes4118]

Vyomika Pandya Which makes her seem NICER

[@summersprossli4031]

I would've just sat on the floor and say: "I just can't handle how nice, caring and beautiful you are." Doesn't that seem like i am a nice person? (Sorry for my bad English)

[@LittleBigTazbio]

"I'll save it for the homeless shelter later when I give them food and drink"

[@himmatulaufa9744]

+LittleBigTazbio good answer!!

[@bunbundont_care8762]

This aged like milk left in the sun.

[@armyyyyyyyyyyyy]

IKR!😬

[@user-oe4wr9tn2n]

looooool

[@xxwhispersxx2856]

I came here looking for this comment.

[@gatheringleaves]

Wow!

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

Or like milk inside a supernova.

[@ztc33]

Looks like Jimmy won the long game

[@simgroz4118]

Ellen won the battle but jimmy won the war

[@leyroy1980]

They both lost Practice what you preach

[@elizd1440]

"I am volunteering at a homeless shelter, I am helping them shelt." I'M DEAD 😂😂

[@Gangstabob716]

Is this how Canadians fight?

[@motionfilms4216]

Gangstabob716 As a Canadian, yes.

[@xs10086]

Gangstabob716 yep

[@22planedrivers70]

Gangstabob716 yeah pretty much, I’m Canadian and that’s all I ever see

[@qualitycontent7694]

I wish

[@julianab9246]

Take my word as a Canadian yes

[@puzzlbite7438]

This just proves that Ellen is the generous.

[@xxunknownkingxx3917]

JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

[@xxunknownkingxx3917]

JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

[@Aliejha]

JACubed ikr

[@factos4621]

JACubed Damn teach me the ways of good puns sensei

[@emem3k312]

JACubed ssssssssssssss

[@zimuf]

Ellen and Jimmy... *Andy and Guillermo?*

[@crazychapina3642]

Homiesss YESSS

[@williammartinez9911]

IM MEXICAN SO......GUILLERMO SLL THE WAY!!!!!

[@tuesdaytue]

What? The awkward out?

[@private679r.i.c.o4]

@@tuesdaytue Exactly

[@mofeadeyemi8072]

Omg true

[@michaelmargono]

dory will swim in his tears

[@luisbarrios289]

+Sarah Masood are you serious?

[@luisbarrios289]

+Sarah Masood I'm not sure if you're being serious or just trolling

[@megansullivan8607]

"eat my bubbles!"

[@michaelmargono]

triggered

[@boreeen1]

Michael Margono

[@BarbaricToast1502]

Jimmy: when I look at your eyes its like im looking though two circles of heaven Crowd: meh Jimmy: also I love that scarf Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ulisesfonseca7937]

put the first part of this please !

[@jayloveanimatingart1792]

I lost it at "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen XD"

[@DeeckyRizzo]

+JayLove AnimatingArt Tell that to Portia!

[@cherrycokeontop]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@yoop4322]

Same!!😂

[@hildielle5863]

+JayLove AnimatingArt Omg same!!

[@TwoPointInfinity]

if you havnt finished the video this guy just spoiled the entire thing.

[@theradiatoraffect50]

'I wish I worked for you Ellen' YEAH RIGHT

[@iamchris6033]

They should've had Matt Damon come in to really test Kimmel 😂

[@ArsonBjork]

This should be Canadian national sport, we can call it White Rap Battle

[@patrick0uch]

naw, the canadian national sport should be sorry rap battle

[@andiniaulia5674]

patrick0uch yes omg

[@ashikra]

Arson Bjork 😂

[@Jacob_frye]

I toytaly agree with u man it would be one hell of a competition 😂😂

[@Jacob_frye]

patrick0uch I agree with u too😂

[@hellraiser338]

Kimmel has the best skits. Conan has the best remotes. Fallon has the best games

[@LoriWolfcat]

Jacob Vidrine Remotes? What remotes?

[@emilio1316]

Lori Wolfcat Its when the host goes to locations around the world and interacts with normal people. Conan is great at squeezing comedy out of these interactions on "remote" locations.

[@suubierex9396]

Jacob Vidrine | I totally agree with you

[@elemi9909]

Jacob Vidrine how, bout Ellen?

[@emilyaguirre8492]

Ellen has the best jokes

[@Akelfir]

Guess Kimmel won that nice off.

[@jacksbob8746]

Nobody won they are both not nice.

[@rafaelfactor120]

Jimmy's not that bad

[@namelesscreature8843]

Jacks Bob *FACTS*

[@tejaysingh1729]

@@jacksbob8746 ayeeee my boy is right here

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Kimmel maybe is an asshole in the show and always say something controversial with dry humor. But, I've never heard the news about him threating his employees badly.

[@Alex-mp4kl]

Wish they could have had Tom Hanks come out, and just be like, "What are you guys doing?" And pay them both exquisite compliments and leave.

[@someonehelp6726]

Yah!

[@sriharigokul3898]

Haha..Gud one

[@TiliaCordata]

THIS!

[@jelai2000]

That's why she's called 'Ellen the Generous'

[@davidboubion9500]

LMAO!! That's a good one!! ;)

[@punithakaanthanveeraputhra362]

+David Boubion (Davio2012) you haven't seen that one?

[@davidboubion9500]

+Punitha kaanthan veeraputhran No. I don't know even know what you mean by "that one".

[@punithakaanthanveeraputhra362]

+David Boubion (Davio2012) by 'that one' I mean the joke

[@mawahashi606]

+David Boubion (Davio2012) some people call her that because she's so nice. It's not new

[@autumnskye180]

Instead of roasting ppl we should just have nice offs the world would be a better place

[@manuelvalladares8088]

Autumn Skye I rather not lol

[@user-nb8ro1oq5n]

Nah Im good, I love a good roast sometimes

[@miriamtufino6835]

yea same but like people would get mad at each other for trying to be nicer and the other would just compete to be better going back and fourth; therefore, an argument.

[@hellennxumalo9057]

Wow i cant believe jimmy is 52 and ellen is 61 ,they look so young

[@nienkehuijbens301]

Hellen Nxumalo to be fair this is a skit from 2011

[@vn9574]

You really don't know when this video was uploaded dumbass?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@vn9574 not everyone pays a huge amount of attention to upload and comment dates. To quote the great Captain Kirk, "double dumbass on you!" 😄

[@RazorsEdg3]

@@vn9574 Drop the mic 😂

[@Itsdrax911]

WHOA THAT'S NICE!

[@veronicamathers8287]

I *just* had the epiphany at 4:08 that Ellen DeGeneres was the voice of Dory. I can't believe I never noticed. What is wrong with me?

[@thepeep2236]

Lol yeah she announced on her show "finding dory"

[@laughaholic13]

+Veronica Mathers I only found out because of that one serious interview she did with Taylor Swift and Taylor said that she was dory and I was mind blown.

[@SHUX-A7-13]

+Veronica Mathers RIGHT???

[@Steve01ification]

+Veronica Mathers Finding Dory !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lucayanation3337]

Veronica Mathers you just noticed

[@jacobmcguire1051]

I. Cannot. Believe. That for the 11 YEARS that Nemo has been out. I did not know. Ellen voiced Dory Mind=blown

[@Bluemgwes]

How could you not know since Ellen has an incredibly unique and very noticeable voice?

[@kkaijo]

Lol me too! I had no idea Dory was voiced by Ellen. Lol, sure shows what I know about Disney Movies.

[@infinetlagster4409]

you know it doesnt hurt to read the credit

[@seanw7694]

haha same here

[@charlottemckenzie-zx1cm]

I cannot believe it has been 11 years

[@HosseinHadian]

I think Jimmy is nicer. In reality (i.e. behind the scenes), he agreed to lose the "nice off" match, so this makes him the nicer person! :)

[@manvendradikshit6567]

And who told you this.

[@mohamedtaleb8684]

dude it’s scripted \

[@هماماباذرعبدالكريمصادقكروب]

Hossein Hadian That’s not what matt think

[@piequals314]

Or they both agreed, in their niceness, that lying to millions of people would be very not nice, and so they agreed to show the truth lol

[@Legends-of-Matty]

Totally agree dude but that might be cause I can't stand her so irritating and fake

[@chinatarn]

This definetely hits different after that tweet that exposed Ellen as a mean person.

[@lisaschenke1727]

that makes the end of the sketch so great because it shows the truth

[@valgots9425]

he posted something like that?wow,i didn`t expect it from jimmy

[@helloyesitsme6554]

@@valgots9425 jimmy didn't tweet it someone else did

[@shinshin2412]

i checked and read some of the tweets, most of them are so fake. I do think she's kind of a karen tho.

[@njux1871]

@@shinshin2412 I mean you even notice in her show how unfriendly vibes she gives off often xP

[@sydsjk]

Hard to beat Ellen thegenerous:)

[@thelearner873]

I can't believe that pun got just this much likes.

[@thelearner873]

'cause it was cheated...duh...I was feeling bad for you.

[@muggedinmadrid]

i love that

[@DwnGoz]

More like Ellen Degenerate

[@ninjane8599]

I'm still waiting for that one guy to say "but it's spelled degeneres!!1!!1!

[@lookherenow2]

At 5:16 when Ellen says: "Okay someone give me some water!" Jimmy should have said: "You forgot to say please." Then the crowd would have gone like: OHHHHHHH!!!

[@alfriesmacdonalds5879]

Siham HADDI Exactly, tell him.

[@xeezoca]

Siham HADDI hahahah nice

[@lookherenow2]

Yeah, but still it would have been funny XD

[@allenl9214]

lookherenow2 that wouldve defeated the purpose of a nice off. only douchebags try to be a smartass and point out such things to others to make themselves look nice xD

[@xenublood505]

H2OHHHHHHHH!

[@badboy4k8]

This video has not aged well.

[@MacJaxonManOfAction]

This aged about as well as the apple I forgot was in my backpack.

[@JamaicanRain]

I forgot chicken under my bed a few years ago. That was...fun. Fun, fun, fun.

[@njay4399]

Lmao

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

Or the milk i forgot.

[@AmethystEyes]

Or Clementine

[@lucienoon7262]

don't forget the bagel with cream cheese!

[@stephtam535]

rewatching this after Ellen got exposed for bieng very rude .... the Ironyyy

[@mommalali6518]

where was she exposed?

[@danielnazario5734]

100th to liiike

[@Someonestoleyoursweetroll]

@@mommalali6518 twitter and some youtube channels have done videos on her.

[@LokiCorporations]

Jimmy she literally has the word 'generous' in her name. It's like you wanted to be destroyed.

[@thekarenator840]

Or.....Degenerate

[@litedaya7657]

Or d jenner is gone

[@Mintie365]

Liv Pullman omg you're right! *mind blown*

[@ValeriesGal]

They need to do another nice off with more celebrities.

[@hasanwith1s]

Kanye vs. Donald Trump. On second thought nvm.

[@lilliefaith1208]

@@hasanwith1s Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston

[@patrickpreston3904]

So...who’s here after the Ellen drama?

[@declanking8746]

yup

[@pabloerickgonzalez224]

Well, she is nice... to famous people

[@magickelfgirl]

When I started reading about the drama I couldn't stop thinking about this video. Gives a new perspective to things, especially the very end...

[@Maxmarts]

Well, well, well, how the Turntables...

[@pedropascalDaddy]

What happened pls @patrick preston

[@oliviarabishaw6062]

This is how every fight in the world should be like battling it out for nice complaints instead of hating each other and saying rude complaints

[@jackmanne6238]

This was hurting my brain the whole time I kept expecting them to roast eachother but they kept saying nice things lol 😂😂

[@destineewhitener]

we need more nice offs in the world.

[@r011ing_thunder6]

the black race.

[@simrsm5908]

Omg sooooooooo trueeee

[@finnbalor4462]

destinee whitener you are so beautiful😉

[@NewStorkProductions]

me I don't get it?

[@itsluke9498]

Just come on up to canada

[@brianlong9936]

This was the moment I knew. Any person who is actually nice would be mortified by doing this

[@UNKOWN-nk5wx]

Is it weird that I think that Gillermo is cute and funny

[@zachbaer7070]

Zanzarologi Uniti Are you sure you're not talking about yourself?

[@joacobernal9042]

OHHHHH..

[@kevinilango7896]

Not at all! He's cute as hell! Also he runs pretty fast o.O

[@ineshaslett2712]

UNKOWN123 Nope.

[@marumartinez4786]

UNKOWN123 *Guillermo :)

[@sk03t62]

5:06 "and i love that scarf" everybody screams

[@Maheshrpsharma]

i dont get it

[@JibzCastor]

@@Maheshrpsharma It's somewhat parody of a rap battle instead you need to be very nice. Saying "I love that scarf." probably means you are really nice to her. The audience scream is like Jimmy dropped a punchline.

[@Maheshrpsharma]

@@JibzCastor feeling like i need to do some Research on it.

[@Maheshrpsharma]

@@JibzCastor i think i finished my project, "fake blue eyes" is that it???

[@kingofmonra]

"I think we both know who the nicest is" that's not a nice thing to say.

[@thefunkyJ]

+kingofmonra Jimmy went there and Ellen was being honest. It's not nice to lie either.

[@DCfCyay]

Humor

[@mikaylac2047]

+kingofmonra maybe they meant each other? lol

[@mrxxbrian]

+kingofmonra comedians making jokes at other comedians. What a sin

[@sallyatwater2335]

+kingofmonra It's a bit they are doing. Don't you get that? They have a prerecorded bit they are doing.

[@bamboozle3000]

This didn’t age well...

[@VIPeR010icoN]

This must be a Canadian thing

[@mz576]

Oh my god, stereotypes!!! Just because you're a canadian doesn't mean that you automatically are nice, say aboot and say "eh".

[@mz576]

+Kalie Bartlett thanks, someone finally agrees with me!

[@Bentami]

I vouch for him. I see this happen at my school everyday.

[@callysto_ii]

+Mashaal Zaidi I've been in rez in Canada for two and a half month. I have yet to find a Canadian who isn't absolutely adorable, sorry mate ;)

[@lukaorevic7560]

+Mashaal Zaidi eh, it's aboot everything there is about being a Canadian, isn't it? Sorry, don't want to offend you. I apologize. I shouldn't have said anything...

[@mountainshost]

After all the negative headlines on papers , she is not nice at all, meanwhile Jimmy is paying his staff out of his own pocket while in quarantine. ( Great for Jimmy, if it is true )

[@TheGamersGrotto]

Okay.. I realize this is a scripted skit... but regardless of that fact.. I'm sorry Jimmy.. but Ellen is hands down 1000x nicer than you.. I've actually had the fortune of working with her in the past and she is a real sweetheart. :)

[@TheGamersGrotto]

Yeah actually I did... and I honestly don't care that a 14 year old child calls me a faggot :p

[@TheGamersGrotto]

Speak to me in proper English not broken up dialect and maybe I'll take you more seriously.. until then you are just a fucking troll and a child. :)

[@TheGamersGrotto]

She was a celebrity voice coach at Voice Worx Recording School in Toronto, Ontario Canada for a year.. Essentially a teacher for students attending the school to learn the ins and outs of the Voice Over Industry... She gave us scripts, had us read the lines while using the recording studio and judged our performances.

[@ericmoser3247]

Still you've missed the point :-)

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Jeremy Dziewurski Really? :O I seriously wish I lived in Canada, I have no idea where to find voice over schools here in the US as it is.

[@noelsartin]

2:07 Be careful what you wish for

[@STAY_hey_yeah]

I'm loving the response of the crowd to everything the two are saying 😂

[@suf1728]

same

[@Legends-of-Matty]

Then thank the writers and producers that tell the the audience to make noise

[@SunitaSingh-lm7hw]

Ellen - Power Jimmy - Sarcasm James - Cute

[@Subzeroinfero]

jimmy fallon - drama queen

[@fray4147]

I think it’s Ellen degeneress

[@2.7bviews3]

Guillermo - hilarious

[@shadowmonarch3155]

Guillermo : golden coat

[@kshitiz.maurya]

Conan - SONAAAA!!!

[@Toph.Beifong.]

To everyone who didn't know Ellen was Dory in Finding Nemo, *FACEPALM* and yes, I would suck at a nice contest.

[@vyomikapandya3113]

Toph Beifong I love your username and profile picture

[@sultandayel2036]

@vmokio OHHHHH

[@faenrir11]

Toph Beifong like, everyone that watched the film as a kid dubbed in their native language? Duh.

[@GarredHATES]

Toph Beifong Marry me

[@vonaefect3097]

Toph Beifong You know she might have been in the english version, but how would europeans know? lol

[@xoxsofakixox]

Here after everyone is exposing Ellen to be super mean lmaoo

[@SamGautreau7]

xoxsofakixox Yeah it’s so ironic😂 She wants everyone to think that she’s nice when she’s super mean

[@Someonestoleyoursweetroll]

@Combat Mania Warner Media is investigating her show because so many people have complained that it's one of the most toxic environments to work in. They say that she ignores people when they say hi to her, she goes off on people if her hair and makeup isn't done in 5 minutes, and apparently there's racial harassment by producers at her studio.

[@Thomas-pu2qw]

Tom Hanks is the "nicest" guy in Hollywood

[@maxaguilar3824]

I'm hear from the future! She has been exposed!

[@reeceburns8077]

@@Thomas-pu2qw yeah little rumour going around he's especially nice to kids

[@jamescrud]

Nobody commented on how Guillermo ran off and jumped over a bunch of stuff like it was nothing? That pudgy little dude's got some parkour skillz.

[@bluntedcorleone3628]

How did she get younger in 5 years...

[@R7Romeo]

Blunted Corleone lol

[@nobodysperfect7422]

"In Hollywood everyone's age goes down" - Conan

[@noname-nd6gi]

She is just beautiful

[@Mitche23]

Being nice does that to you

[@headon434]

@@TheOnlyGuzman ellens worth like 400 million lol money buys all

[@marcuspfitness6120]

"And I love that scarf" best line ever

[@GaltJohn2008]

"That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen" So relevant now, lol

[@JamaicanRain]

One has to wonder if that was scripted or real...if Jimmy was quietly trying to tell us without tipping off Ellen.

[@zoeytomlinson4556]

when she said "i'm so worried about you getting dehydrated" i grabbed my water and gulped it down for some reason....

[@Shachi.S]

3:48 Shelter *noun* - "I'm volunteering at a homeless shelter" 3:51 Shelter *verb* - "I'm helping them *shelt* "

[@ritikasharma3798]

Great.

[@Merlinthehappypig]

This competition was so fixed. That scarf compliment should have won it

[@abdelkariml]

You must be the smartest kid in class

[@ReptileeLoverr98]

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[@Merlinthehappypig]

Cory Akins You know i was joking, right?

[@axcentrixx]

haha Abdelkarim L and Cory Akins didn't catch the sarcasm in the original comment.

[@ReptileeLoverr98]

Apparently not.

[@AjaySensei]

This didn't age well.

[@wezanour4847]

I think that Ellen is nicer coz every time a guest is on her show she gives them a really nice gift and it's the same when sometimes she gives the audience a present

[@alikhizer.1363]

But you all forgot that jimmy asked the writers to make the script so that Ellen would win.... Damn jimmy .

[@chris-xj7ql]

Ellen needs a Guillermo

[@PedroRodriguez-dp6pv]

Chris Crosley I believe that you meant Guillermo

[@chris-xj7ql]

Pedro Rodriguez I knew I spelt Guillermo wrong

[@masjovi]

Andy faaaar more better than guillermo ;-p

[@mariana1994]

Chris Crosley Andy Lassner ahahha her producer. He's my spirit animal/patronus.

[@uchechuwkuokere7566]

Chris Crosley she does twitch

[@KaraCamilleDelonas]

"We share a level and then there's one beyond....but it doesn't matter"

[@mohijain5294]

This is the first thing I did after hearing about ellen

[@ipshita154]

"And that's why you don't fu*k with Ellen" O my God isn't she just the best, and the funniest, and the EveryComplementInTheWorld? Love her so so much.

[@creativeflame_]

She's the best

[@vn9574]

She is not that funny though.

[@jonsantos6056]

No.

[@shreyash2830]

Not that funny

[@Maxbronx4122]

its scripted

[@anishaweekes2986]

"That's why you don't f* with Ellen Best line ever 😂😂❤️

[@CryoticMienshao]

what's funny is i read this comment as she said that

[@niruyasivanand8405]

Guillermo is just so cute in that video

[@joeys2643]

Guillermo is like a kid asking their mom (Jimmy) something and then asking their grandma (Ellen).

[@ashleybrown6113]

The ultimate would've been one of them saying the other one is the winner lol

[@lujorom9172]

Yeah I thought the same haha ;)

[@ernestinalefebvre5191]

If only the world's countries, politicians and different societies could compete this way: with niceness as power not arms or violent policies and unjust laws/politics, this world and its generations to come will be a much much better place.

[@r011ing_thunder6]

sounds like a fairy tale

[@ernestinalefebvre5191]

***** sounds scary that you say that. Do you know that the world's original races lived as one without inter-mixing or having any construction of race or racism. That's where we're heading, back to racial unity within the human body. It may not happen now but it sure as heaven will happen.

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Seanokeng Lefebvre oh okay um..

[@claire7862]

greatly said!

[@MrHousecup]

They're so mean about being nice...;)

[@amysantoya7292]

Haha lol

[@mysteriousmysteriooo4262]

“I’m helping them shelt.” LOL I’m dying 🤣

[@AcaTea]

I wish someone would say "Ellen DeGeneres is generous."

[@uptonroboticsptyltd3665]

People should not allow you to make wishes.

[@MikaeruDaiTenshi]

I guess you meant "Ellen DeGeneres is the generous." For it has a better pun.

[@AcaTea]

MikaeruDaiTenshi Actually, no, because even puns have to be grammatically correct. Also, a pun is a pun, it does not "have a better pun" it simply "is a better pun" which it isn't.

[@lydiamae3595]

Aca Tea I know this was a month ago since anyone was here, but really it would be punnier if you said "Ellen is the most DeGeneres" because both you and the other guy weren't really puns they were just kinda okay jokes.

[@AwkwardlyYou]

Ellen DeGeneres is.........ge(cough cough)

[@mayonce6561]

Guillermo's run has me dead 😂😂😂

[@gladyspetti6904]

Mayoncé His face though😂

[@finnbalor4462]

Rip Mayoncé 😂😂😂

[@jaohel03]

Ellen is a rolemodel.

[@peonylee4773]

+Nick Simon Spitting hateful words to strangers jusr because he or she is different...At least we all know you are not a role model to follow. Lolz.

[@HorseyGirlRides]

+Nick Simon First off, you were being homophobic first not transphobic make your mind up. Second of all, your ability to be cishet doesn't mean Ellen isn't a role model.

[@peonylee4773]

***** Why don't you be a comedian too? Cause you are hilarious.

[@electrongaming5227]

+Nick Simon You are twelve aren't you?

[@Hannah-iv9bj]

Ellen is awesome 🙂

[@whitesimurgh6363]

Ellen : I'm the best Jimmy : No, I'm the best *Conan laughing in the corner!

[@shreyash2830]

True 😂😂😂

[@6darren6]

Foh

[@ConnorRK-bt2lh]

Keanu Reeves laughing at home infront of the TV

[@frostytaco8598]

Grandma who makes cookies laughs next to Keanu.

[@Alex-yg3nv]

Frosty Taco hahahahah

[@Butterfly_Girl_3]

*deep and heartfelt compliment* .crowd nods. *and I love that scarf.* .crowd goes crazy.

[@baller9real]

That's why you don't fuck with ellen...haha lol...I love ellen.

[@cheshiremixs6841]

I do too

[@12345pengu]

THUG LIFE

[@meaninglesscandy5978]

This is how kids should fight at school.

[@BlackVortex93]

Oh how the tables have turned.

[@RexTorres]

I love these two!

[@IMPASHAEV]

I think Jimmy Kimmel should of call Matt Damon and tell him something very nice and invite to his show. He would win nice off

[@sakshi5173]

"I'm actually volunteering at the homeless shelter tonight; I'm helping them shelt." 😂😂

[@mosub6546]

This hasn't aged well. Has it Ellen?

[@gabrielle916]

that's why u don't f with Ellen! lol

[@CesarMarin33]

JIMMY ISN'T NICE! STOP BEING MEAN TO MATT DAMON!

[@aixaaa_1117]

True,I was just thinking that

[@marcomagistro4391]

its kinda funny i feel like their great freinds in real life

[@iamchris6033]

+marco magistro They are its just a running gag

[@aixaaa_1117]

+marco magistro jimmy,matt and Ben (affleck) are pretty close in real life

[@CesarMarin33]

Guys, I know this is a running gag. This was meant as a crack on that gag.

[@Mr.Goodkat]

If I was in a nice off i would say "you know what? i want you the win the nice off because your just so awesome" & refuse to speak after that to sacrifice the win to them. Then as a result of my kindness for doing so, I would win the nice off.

[@zoyaaly685]

This is by far the bizarrest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@makaylaht4818]

It would be most bizarre

[@mensjewelry1]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@curiousmind_]

"bizarrest" this is by far the 'bizarrest' word i have ever seen in my life.

[@charlotcote3442]

It's far moore bizzare in 2020

[@lokken23]

ellen degeneres is dory??? OMG that's why I loved that movie.

[@allycookie2009]

You're a little late :P lol

[@Brasz]

I only just realized too, but now that I think about it, it all makes sense!

[@ky-gp4sz]

Dory is based on ellen

[@allycookie2009]

ky No, no. Ellen is the voice of Dory.

[@ky-gp4sz]

Ellen is the voice because dory is based on her, and how she always changes the subject

[@andrewkwasek1214]

Wouldn't it have been more nice, to let Jimmy win? Ellen is a monster. A brilliant, hilarious, scheming monster.

[@edwardrieck]

It's his show so it's probably appropriate that he let his guest win.

[@BooBooBalaku]

Andrew Kwasek There's nothing wrong with Jimmy not winning, but if you have problems with Ellen winning, you shouldn't be here, i don't care if you call me a bitch, a hoe or whatever name it is, you shouldn't be here if you aren't okay with her winning

[@andrewkwasek1214]

kpop_mystyle there is *EVERYTHING* wrong with him not winning. If it happens too often i ail upset the natural order of the world and everything you love will fall into chaos.

[@MynameisBrianZX]

They both knew that letting the other person "win" really means that they themselves won. It was too obvious a strategy.

[@j8ded]

Andrew Kwasek are you 12

[@emilymaxwell9115]

Ellen literally has the word generous in her name. HOW IS JIMMY SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT!?😹

[@SatyeshKatragaddaSK]

They aren't competing with names anyway 😜

[@the_jonathan_o]

Jimmy let Ellen win. That's one way.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

At least nobody still thinks it's clever to call her "Ellen Degenerate". Well, a tiny handful of people probably still do.

[@Legends-of-Matty]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated ha that's amazing she really is hahaha

[@Legends-of-Matty]

Might want to look up the meaning of the word literally.

[@creativeflame_]

Ellen's eyes are gorgeous 💙💙

[@joeylee6094]

They are. Something about blue eyes

[@delciann9674]

Super Adobs😍😍

[@davidm1277]

Shame the rest of her is ugly asf

[@evanscott146]

*Canadian walks in*

[@alessandraguevara1424]

Lmao when she was like *Thats why you dont fuck with Ellen* I was just like BOOM

[@NosVideo123]

Especially that Ellen doesn't swear much !👌👊🙏

[@alessandraguevara1424]

33 like wooow

[@MrJaggerc]

Damn. He should of said after she gave him the water, " thanks, but I rather donate it to someone that needs it more than me."

[@Necromancer0225]

"I'm actually volunteering at a homeless shelter tonight, yeah, I'm helping them _shelt_ " 😂😂😂