Jimmy Roasting Women | Jimmy Carr

[@jimmycarr]

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[@davyjones7016]

Alright

[@thegermanfool8953]

Bet

[@superisegd6770]

Epic

[@jessrotm3508]

Hi Jimmy Carr what’s the best way to contact you I could do with your advice is that ok?

[@lesliemooney2105]

@@davyjones7016 m

[@newperve]

Jimmy Carr explaining the joke is funnier than most jokes.

[@juliearmfield2634]

He is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NatandGeorge]

too true

[@rogueuniversities6866]

Wrong

[@TikachooYT]

Gemma's face drop when he said Cheerleading is grooming 😂

[@kanedaku]

I love her!!

[@SquirrelTheater]

She looks like Aurora Snow.

[@DerEchteBold]

@@SquirrelTheater Oh really?! Haha, when I read the name I thought it must be someone from Game of Thrones.

[@ultimategamer2669]

And yet she still took much better than most americans.

[@bignuts8079]

Gemma looks fucking gorgeous ngl

[@HomebaseLHR]

It’s beautiful when people don’t get offended but just laugh it off

[@umbassa]

True. If you go to Jimmy’s stand ups and you’re easily offended you’re in the wrong place.

[@lukepennington5081]

Couldn't agree more. Doesn't happen enough nowadays...

[@martilovesmarti1987]

yeah because they are not American

[@blastermaster2383]

If you think you might get offended then don’t go to any comedy show.Comedy is based on life experiences that we all have had and when we disect these experiences and look at them in a different light,they really are funny.What is life if you can’t laugh at yourself?

[@justinbt]

Those are called adults

[@oldguysmusic2929]

I like it when the audiences in the UK are happy to interact with Jimmy. If that was in the USA those members of the audience would get up and leave or just start crying.

[@paigeturner5358]

Sadly, that's true. I'm an Aussie and I lived there for several years. It confirmed to me just how similar we are with you guys. Seppos need to learn how to chill and laugh at themselves. They take offense at the littlest things. We are blessed with an Irish comedian who made Australia his home. He's similar to this guy. They don't need to use the F word to get laughs. He started performing here in the early 90's and I still struggle occasionally to understand him. If you want a laugh look up Jimeoin.

[@theviking9671]

Or contacting their lawyers

[@tattooed1979]

Not true! Jim Jeffries got punched in the face.

[@andrewmontague9682]

@@tattooed1979 Before or after he went to the US and became a lefty tit?

[@RobinMcBeth]

That is because in Europe, we don't allow adults to behave like children.

[@zulqi123]

Should have posted it on international womens day

[@ndhammer]

That would've been funny!

[@AllanDeal]

😂

[@alexandero9936]

That would have been fucking hilarious

[@User-du7kf]

Feminists would have called him a misogynist. Cancel culture would have caught up.

[@lami5048]

@@User-du7kf people like Jimmy are immune to cancel culture

[@belindajardim3145]

"Did u do the whole team and get a bonus" 😂🤣😂

[@alexandermathieson4774]

DO NOT sit in the 1st 3 rows if you do sit in the 1st 3 rows DO NOT SPEAK if you do speak, have a GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR

[@dimetryp369]

I wish this wasn't a fair warning...but we are living in the age of the woke and humorless

[@cratonorogen9208]

Sit in the first 3 rows and take it like a champ.

[@alexandermathieson4774]

@@cratonorogen9208 aye, agreed.

[@johnmorris7899]

Isn't caution choking hazard warning usually on small items

[@jord9261]

That's the joke.... See the first woman who got roasted and play along

[@kanedaku]

It wasnt and your mum loved it

[@atgwiuz]

@@kanedaku 🤣🤣🤣

[@alzingafagan7501]

No. Big things are always the worst choking hazard. A few girls at my local pub can a test to that,

[@jamesbutler6253]

@@alzingafagan7501 They can probably spell attest as well. 😜

[@OudPlayerHBY]

I am not from UK and I just discovered this guy on Netflix and I am dying laughing since He is an improvisation god !!

[@idaxius_]

As an American seeing someone not get offended, I’m surprised and in love

[@gregchambers6100]

He's not just funny and brilliant. He's an artist. Quick, efficient, insightful, perceptive.... a master of live, innovative, impromptu, off the cuff hilarity. He very well may be the best I've seen since George Carlin.

[@Saskidan]

Are you being serious?

[@comdrive3865]

I don't draw the connection to carlin, but agreed on the rest I guess

[@lapepa1699]

@@Saskidan unfortunately he is

[@2009Wello]

Man ... I've just discovered his stand up ... omg hilarious, has me in stitches this guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@brucemacmillan9581]

​@@2009Wello You're easily amused.

[@amgrgh5269]

"choking hazards.. may contain nuts" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vanbeuj]

Knew a guy had a T-shirt with "may contain nuts" on it. I asked him "who's?"

[@obinoscopekenobi]

@@vanbeuj Joes

[@huntersmith3034]

I think he was trying to goad an audience member into heckling, "choking hazard, contains small parts"

[@lutheraugustine1247]

So funny and yet so offensive to whomever may be offended . Thank you for such pure laughter inducing work !!

[@shikaku_]

That part where he was roasting the cheerleader grooming was great

[@mrawesomeDK]

You could see she took offense :-D

[@ProHobbyjogger]

@@mrawesomeDK To her credit she recovered quickly.

[@jhonfamo8412]

I'm with you man but I actually felt bad for her there. The Bliss of being unaware and the cost of being unaware

[@NewMessage]

Why doesn't my wife laugh and applaud when I talk down to her like that? I just get a shoe upside the head. Sheesh.

[@Tetleyb]

And a frying pan 🍳

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

The key is: You have to be funny

[@hg.chetan]

Coz she's not paying to hear you tell jokes

[@playdg]

Because you're not famous.

[@Miss_Camel]

Well, she only smacks you “Upside” the head, does that imply that there is no downside?

[@anthonywstanton]

Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me!

[@charliehorse1967]

The world's most polite insult comic.

[@dimetryp369]

I hope the world never stops breeding people like him...

[@scottlee9373]

Do not draw attention to yourself in front of Jimmy Carr, unless you enjoy being roasted! lol

[@30daymissionman]

Where was f**k buddy girl, that was a legendary roast !

[@alexentwistle1398]

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[@joebrowser0]

@@alexentwistle1398 thank you, kind sir.

[@zlozlozlo]

Jimmy is as sharp and funny with his impromptu comebacks and audience interactions as other comics are doing their best rehearsed material. It's mind boggling really.

[@Ishamv3]

I knew Jimmy writes his own jokes; didn't know he writes in the laughs, too. "Ha-ha-ha!"

[@NatandGeorge]

he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale

[@F.E.M.T.O]

its actually ha-ha-haa

[@martinolsen007]

the first woman just gives out soo many positive vibes :D

[@pjabber5679]

Ugh, those are the worst.

[@dlpleisureholidaylettings6768]

I spend hours per night just watching Jimmys material. so dry and funny. #love it, #need more

[@atrumluminarium]

I was waiting for the cheerleading coach to clap back with a tax avoidance joke a la Lee Mack there were so many opportunities 🤣

[@philipjwh2580]

Was before he got done for it I'm pretty sure

[@hummingbir6]

It is crazy how undervalued the subjects he touches on, to make comedy out of sensitive topics, truly a legend.

[@jayfromaz]

He is amazing with audiences and hecklers.

[@Calzadalarga]

I'm almost certain that everytime this guy gets cut, he bleeds battery acid! He's murderously funny... Not for the weak or squeamish... I was in tears! 😂😂😂

[@yourdailydoseofnegativity8964]

I hate it when you tell a joke and nobody gets it, so you have to explain the joke to them…. This man took it to another level…. My mans literally had to explain the concept of what a joke is 😂😂

[@Random_Human_Person]

Fury Jams is the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in a while. 🤣🤣

[@franekbigaj4683]

5:30 Jimmy literally invented (no pun intended), the Sheeesh

[@theconfusedllama]

I'm not an intelligent person, plz explain

[@BoogieManSince1977]

"Give'm the ol'Razzle Vijazzle" :D

[@PetterBruland]

Burn after burn after burn. Just the best.

[@Bitterswheat]

To be fair to that lady the cheerleading she teaches is basically group gymnastics

[@localcrew]

AND showering. Don’t forget the showering.

[@kanedaku]

@@localcrew Cant think of anything else!

[@kelvinkemoi2482]

Laughter will reset the embarrassment, but lessons learnt

[@peterebel]

So interesting to see JImmy's cranial development.

[@paulgerrish6539]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105]

The chick at the start even try to deploy the HAND lol spangly 👐

[@kamillgran7902]

This guy is incredibly quick witted. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone deal with so many hecklers. Somebody should give him a late night talk show.

[@Matty.Hill_87]

You sir are an absolute genius 😭😂

[@_vacxnt]

Jimmy is a true gamer

[@jamesfitzgerald6581]

When people can laugh at themselves is great 👍

[@carewser]

3:02 what a change!

[@anonnona6940]

This was incredibly funny

[@Longtack55]

Who would've guessed that Chrissie Hinds (Pretenders) would be there? "Fury Jam" was hilarious.

[@davidregi7571]

Where?

[@halfsaneasdf7354]

love that reaction when maam hears choke hazard 7:11

[@ETS186]

This is British/English "politeness". Roasting a disrespectful audience member by being sarcastic. American comics would just straight up insult her..haha

[@shahxad6533]

Did u do the whole team & u got that as a bonus LMAO 😂

[@BasicXavier]

I just realised Jimmy's laugh sounds like Evil StampyLongNose

[@forkandspoonoperator]

Oh yeah. He was great. Been years for me. Hope stampy is still thriving.

[@KShinabi]

Lady: I got a vent me: seems sus

[@Yoriichi_Sengoku]

8:10 OMG She's so beautiful♥️ I love how she smile😊

[@manilkasheran2934]

These women are awesome!

[@chrisgould101]

Take the crowd and he delivery away and they'd be throwing their handbags

[@pjabber5679]

@@chrisgould101 Bingo. Exactly, was only cuse they were on camera.

[@scottcoleman9247]

Yes jimmy. Keep doing what ya doing😂👏

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

I feel sorry for so many Americans who only hear his censored stuff.

[@shanebruno3632]

We only hear his censored stuff? What you talking about?

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

@@shanebruno3632 His Top 50 wouldn't fly on American TV.

[@shanebruno3632]

@@mavenfrankeus7287 oh yea tv for sure, but that’s what KZbin is for.

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

@@shanebruno3632 Yeah...

[@allananderson949]

Who watches tv?

[@DEVKUMAR-oh2yg]

7:09 when she gets the joke and the aftermath.

[@gleyno]

should have uploaded this on Women's Month

[@illitero]

6:57 He forgot the "Caution, small pieces" part 😔

[@positivecon]

5:32 SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

[@katking6820]

Absolute master of crowd work!

[@robertdeshane4187]

I love how she wasn't offended at all! This was great! The world would be so much better if people knew how to laugh at themselves!!

[@3941602]

Great set of knockers are the snakebite joke

[@Coopsoldman]

Shouldn't the husband have gone up and slapped him for that? 🤣🤣🤣

[@saman.r5540]

Will joke

[@Macdonald7777]

Heard of him a couple of years ago and he is really funny.

[@jamiesucie2685]

I think I might have seen the Cheerleading Coach in a training video; I believe it was called “Cheerleader Sleepover 6”

[@abhinavsrivastava9909]

Ah a man of fine taste

[@JohnSmithShields]

Was it the shower scene?

[@jamiesucie2685]

@@JohnSmithShields pillow fight scene

[@grammernotzi]

@@jamiesucie2685 Nice

[@NarwahlGaming]

Can I burn a copy from yours? Mine's wore out.

[@krissilsil5272]

funny how he said "Why not🤷‍♀️ "

[@randalmarrs1112]

Lol first? Maybe. Jimmy is funny all around the world. His presentation is priceless. Edit: not first.

[@rayz5643]

I love his laugh!! Reminds me of stampy!

[@pranavpranavanil4907]

I am watching this on women's day 😂😂😂😂

[@v1e1r1g1e1]

''It's not the telly; I can hear'' said every high school teacher, ever!

[@paulbradley705]

never heckle a comedian . you are feeding him material.

[@tyeasir]

Not cramer tho

[@endlessgaming2603]

A vent tattoo 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulbaker9434]

I love it in 2022 when woman can actually laugh at themselves

[@12cm32]

Keep doing what you do We love funny honey And you

[@ChattyCinnamon]

Jimmy Carr you’re brilliant

[@homagetogorto]

Did the Fury Jams change their name after this?

[@BasicModelling]

Yes, they are now called The Fury Jimmies...

[@Macdonald7777]

This guy is really funny.

[@bchearne]

You, sir, are very offensive! I love it!

[@DarkManzPK]

Disapointing. Was expecting to see a woman in a skewer.. Well played Jimmy, well played.

[@sebastianspychala]

Legend ;)

[@dlpleisureholidaylettings6768]

would absolutely love to meet @jimmycarr in real life.

[@shahxad6533]

He would've been cancelled if it was in America.. He's great at what he does 👌

[@frankhijstee3674]

3.07 nice to see fellow comedian Sarah Millican in the audience

[@muttlee9195]

She’s a comedian?

[@michaelharris7502]

Hilarious 😂 😃 😄

[@ReviewerKid90]

The more you resist, the more he gets you.

[@Chapps1941]

The girl with the snake bite joke is very pretty

[@mirinah4719]

Eww no

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

Should have uploaded this on international women's day

[@Mikeimp61]

I just like watching her laugh😉

[@pk0_urBx]

Plot twist: he's at a barbeque

[@JammastaJ23]

He is so quick lol

[@jonathanleach4086]

Agh what can be said about Jimmy that he hasn't been read on a bathroom wall already

[@KageNoTenshi]

3:02 oh her face went dark in a hurry

[@CosmicValkyrie]

Well it is a bit of a real problem in the uk.

[@ShifuCareaga]

He's honestly a bit nice to them. Compared to his usual brutality

[@stevefarmier4453]

Hey Jimmy. Please come to Las Vegas. USA.

[@Jaxwalkk]

Jimmy: No. Crowd: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jimmy: Im showing my miserable life right now Crowd: 🤣🤣🤣 Jimmy: 😐😄 Crowd: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Luckeydogs]

I love how these people laugh at themselves being made fun of! I live in Canada. I wonder how these shows go up here?!

[@gabadaba5436]

Like it or not, this is what gender equality looks like

[@dazdee1471]

That lad is punching above his weight a bit ha with that first bird

[@GetUpFalcon]

That blonde is gorgeous.

[@ShiroKage009]

The cheerleading coach was having a crisis on whether she's laughing or offended.

[@eski2570]

Mind the bumps tattoo lol

[@lantranichannel2787]

The guy behind the woman is her secret lover..he seems burning from inside