Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 2 | Jimmy Carr

As the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
Here's the second of three parts in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
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[@acekai]

The very best comedian when it comes to short jokes, quick wit and punch lines.

[@jamewakk]

Yepp

[@keithwhittygmail]

That actually goes to Bob Monkhouse who supposedly stole quite a few of his jokes 😜👌

[@jamewakk]

Him and Anthony Jeselnik.

[@bobbyf1741]

The award for best short jokes actually goes to Brad Williams.

[@adamtidbury3158]

That's because it's old school stand up very hard to write

[@danielkinn782]

"If Africa had more mosquito nets.....we could save Millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS every year" Jimmy Carr

[@Th3DadGam3r]

😂

[@simple-2659]

Reddit dark jokes 4 years ago

[@YousefAhmed-xl8kx]

I never actually understood the joke can someone explain please?

[@herenow5779]

The mosquitoes would die in the nets instead.

[@childress2931]

The mosquitos would die of AIDS

[@liampalmer8729]

Comedians say: there is a line you don’t cross Jimmy: hold my beer

[@shinobix4925]

There's probably a line that Jimmy doesn't cross to stop himself from just straight up saying something mean with no humour behind it, but he does go further than a lot of other comics go, man really came up twice in a top ten most offensive jokes list

[@cruzloera4931]

I think he goes farther than chappelle

[@robertcornelius3514]

I wouldn't go pay to see this chap.

[@UtterlyClueless1]

No he doesn't just cross it. He walks all around it and shows you the exact dimensions of said line.

[@matt6260]

Its a miracle that Jimmy is still not getting cancelled until today He is such a legend 😂😂

[@keepingitwild5994]

An attempt was made only a couple of months ago for his Netflix special - let's hope he doesn't get cancelled.

[@NEMOfishZ92]

@@keepingitwild5994 an attempt wasn't made news sights went overboard with a few complaints and jimmy ran with it as a joke He often gets it trouble and always has he knows how to roll with it

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

Well, cancel culture only depends on you people.

[@TAROTAI]

@@cioccolateriaveneziana my fav group

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

I used to work as a waiter about 10 years ago, and waited his table in Birmingham when he was performing at the NIA, twice actually. He's a really nice guy, very chilled out, extremely polite, very friendly.

[@sulgodar2738]

Jimmy Carr is the example of the line of comedy. He is able to make hilarious jokes that are also very dark but shouldn’t offend anyone.

[@NEMOfishZ92]

It helps that he makes jokes at the expense of everyone well making it perfectly clear he has no hate in his heart for any of them

[@01keyboard]

Unless your a teacher..

[@5minutecalms]

It's the intention that matters

[@j.a.weishaupt1748]

@@01keyboard*you’re

[@01keyboard]

@j.a.weishaupt6108 yes, you're..thank you lol

[@toest1315]

I like how Jimmy's "riskiest jokes" are just all his jokes

[@mrlucasftw42]

Kid and cymbal joke - how did that not get more laughs?

[@retrogamer33]

@The Grin Reaper Ba-Dum Tsshh

[@SkynetMedia1]

3:23 The best joke is the cymbal joke....

[@malchir4036]

I still didn't get it until I saw this comment, we pronounce it sym-BALL, not SIM-bl. I indeed thought he was talking about symbols and the "badumtish" was just because nobody laughed.

[@monomakes]

thicko audience.

[@josefernandez4423]

I though it was symbol too

[@dom5905]

I want to see a “Jimmy Carr Out of Context”

[@jace_Henderson]

So? Normal?

[@Nergal_Slayer]

Someone has to make this

[@Tetleyb]

I’d like to see him completely uncensored.

[@Shagyamum]

I was f*cking a child in the face

[@lonegamer6232]

he'd in jail then

[@crankypest2617]

I swear there is nothing he does that is bad to me. I love his humor.

[@Ldoggmillionaire]

Most of them are just wordplay and the serious context is just to give them a bit of an edge but aren't particularly offensive

[@sholumovi1631]

If you like Jimmy Carr and you like offensive jokes, I like you.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Offensive jokes are the best

[@owensanfordstuff]

@@vodkawhisperer3923 especially when they offend people 😂they literally just fall into the trap 😂

[@michaeledwards2622]

What I tell everyone when I open my mouth. There is no such thing as being offensive. You choose to be offended. I just stated what was on my mind.

[@deano43]

The worlds got too many snowflakes.

[@NatandGeorge]

@@michaeledwards2622 I was taught, "Don't take things that don't belong to you." so whgen I see an offense. . .

[@garyturner5790]

The way he deals with hecklers is priceless.

[@craig4849]

Riskiest jokes = funniest jokes

[@charliebrown1134]

Things get 10x funnier when your told u can’t laugh at something

[@mrmr4622]

Unless the offended mob tries to cancel you after

[@jaxsnabs8248]

But you have to know how to tell them

[@arizonatea2494]

@@mrmr4622 people are allowed to be offended by racist jokes, if anything u should be grateful their wouldn't be racist jokes by definition because then it wouldn't be racist if nobody took offense to it, it would be like making a joke about treating people equally. See that does not seem like a good joke.

[@arizonatea2494]

My point is respect them, they are the reason partly y u are enjoying these types of vids

[@johnsonter1358]

With that laugh of his it's impossible to take Jimmy serious.

[@atf5275]

I mean, it's kinda the point...

[@HardDiff]

I just hear stampy when he laughs.

[@14gears55]

@tina mitchell more like a seal getting molested

[@NatandGeorge]

he lauhs on the inhale instead of the exhale. It's his trademark identifier.

[@immortalsun]

It’s not like you’re supposed to take a comedian seriously anyway.

[@gerrithoevers]

This right here is why you can't be offended by Jimmy's Gypsy joke. He's telling you straight away and throughout his show that his jokes are offensive.

[@guillermoelnino]

if it was 30 years ago he'd be able to just go straight into it.

[@MrJOJ]

I don't think anyone gets offended by Gypsy jokes other than gypsies anyway.

[@zenleek2129]

@@MrJOJ To be fair, that's kind of how it works

[@jasonjones6736]

Simply the funniest comedian going....a genius with his quick wit

[@kobeanderson7177]

He's real funny, but got nothing on Dave Chappelle

[@pontiuspilate821]

Kobe Anderson frfr

[@stivi739]

can't wait for his ozzy tour next year

[@oxypill]

what about chris rock

[@themantheplan24]

Listening to his jokes never gets old! I laughed so hard. Now what

[@pr4921]

*too

[@themantheplan24]

@@pr4921 three

[@michaeldistortedrosen7245]

I haven’t laughed this hard is a while. I love this guy!

[@lewisjohnson1460]

'atleast you get a cuddle afterwards' 🤣🤣🤣

[@dedoggos9085]

7:53 bottom right that girl is not happy lmfso

[@otis.wtsn1]

She looks like she wants to see the manager

[@commanderaxton194]

Fucken karen

[@blueey2938]

"Girl".....

[@captpicard6894]

Seen Jimmy a couple of times live at the indigo theatre in the O2 in London. Very very funny, probably my favorite stand-up Comedian. Controls the audience, riffs off the members in the crowd, just very very good at what he does😁😁😁😁

[@NewMessage]

But if you hit the kid with the tuba, they don't go "🎶Waw Waw Waaaaaaaaah🎶"

[@smithy2]

They do if they fall down the stairs

[@raulrosas5068]

Name Here and go off tune

[@thegirthsmurf]

Wasn't first wasn't last but I was fast

[@rogueangel72]

That what you say after finishing?

[@QjuiceEPLE]

Wasn't first wasn't last but you were fast. That's what she said!

[@Tinskap]

I hope you're not talking about your relationship with this.

[@deano43]

Your partner is very lucky. Your medal is in the post.

[@D3adSh0t442]

That's what your mum said

[@washkabe9179]

I'm from Oklahoma, that joke killed me.....

[@Brad-ru8lj]

Washkabe lucky the quiet kid that got bullied didn’t lol

[@washkabe9179]

@@Brad-ru8lj lmfao

[@samsmith4901]

What town

[@washkabe9179]

@@samsmith4901 Tahlequah

[@samsmith4901]

@@washkabe9179 nice. Ive been there for soccer. I'm from skiatook

[@natebeal18]

This man is a master of misdirection jokes. Love it

[@acekai]

Riskiest joke ever- "Honey, how about you invite your hot friend Carla over for my birthday present?"

[@mofobecks]

Jokes usually tend to need punchlines

[@tomrichards4522]

Crap

[@willmorris12345]

“Riskiest” is a funny way to spell “shittest”

[@falconpowerful2362]

The plumber I had around the other day was an old German guy. He hooked the gas up to the shower, I guess old habits die hard.

[@NatandGeorge]

joke's on him -- Carla is a presurgery M2F

[@childress2931]

That last joke is probably the most offensive joke I have ever heard, and I fucking love it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garyturner5790]

Obviously a lot of this is shock humour that Jimmy does brilliantly.

[@cooperwb4588]

My favorite part about him is how he seems surprised when people start laughing

[@DeidreL9]

I love him, I love his intelligence and the fact he assumes his audience have a brain. He’s brilliant.🤣

[@sterlingfrosty1610]

He has that Don Rickles delivery and I love it!

[@shayneh8668]

I love listening to this guy. He's hilarious.

[@davidaxman]

The aeroplane noise joke is absolutely bonkers 🤣

[@meh1028]

This video is a perfect quarantine cheer up!

[@johnmcclellan9020]

Please more comedians like this guy. Find the line that is acceptable then step over it .... George Carlin RIP.

[@richardt3041]

When you watch the stand up you realise just how clever he is ! True comedy legend

[@splnter648]

1:51 I’ve been searching for that joke for a while. Both educational and funny in an unexpected way

[@wednesday4586]

As a Thai, im so honoured to hear his Thai wife joke

[@usmileisinfectious1975]

I got an ad about a child with severe diseases after this...

[@otis.wtsn1]

He doesn't get ads tho

[@hozephaabdoulaly3103]

You know, I'm willing to pay a fair amount to see you live because you're a talented and unique comedian

[@iarepug5486]

Do you reckon, Jimmy would be able to get away with jokes related to the whole blm thing

[@chris-p-rat]

Probably, but he's a British comedian, so it's not really a thing for him

[@dscro4262]

hopefully

[@gondor532]

he like all "risque" commedians never joke about islam, jews and now blm

[@ethanbuckley260]

gondor532 he has joked about Muslims and Jews though?

[@chris-p-rat]

@@ethanbuckley260 people are way more ok with anti Muslim/Jewish hate, he can easily get away with that.

[@aaronwalcott513]

Jimmy could easily be walking around with a stethoscope or a PET machine...he gets people to reveal what's really inside!

[@_bellona_792]

7:40 you can hear a distinct woman laughing and saying "fuckin'ell" 😂

[@Hessian247]

4:52 His tone makes it even funnier

[@warehousejo007]

that's really the crux of it for me.... whatout his particular, wellcrafted, delivery they might just as well come off as clumsy crudities. that's an artist.

[@aidangill3364]

Jimmy Carr would be the funniest news reporter! 😂

[@cristop5]

That's snapped me out of my fug. Just what I needed!

[@freakymundo]

These are gold. You are gold.

[@DirtyHippyStudio]

"twinkle cave" the best polite name for this ever

[@bxbfakegothx701]

Jimmy Carr is the eminem of stand up comedy

[@jacobgrover5714]

@smarterthanyous...just because hes the top selling artist still! Doesnt mean hes trying to "act" black..maybe follow his career and you would know something and dont be so ignorant

[@bxbfakegothx701]

@jacobgrover your going way to deep bro

[@jacobgrover5714]

@@bxbfakegothx701 well sometimes its needed..mans been around for over 20 years yet he thinks it's right to call em a wankster? No

[@shriyansh.]

@@jacobgrover5714 agreed

[@shriyansh.]

imagine a carr-mathers interview

[@gdharibo]

I always laugh so much 😂😂

[@aarontaylor4918]

These jokes are very dark and offensive!! And I love it.

[@jonathanhennessy2984]

Only dude that can get away with tipping his hat to fritzle

[@broganreilly4506]

Best comedian I’ve ever seen live

[@jamesmantovani8620]

199:1 like/dislike ratio. Well played sir

[@albertonally5721]

199:1 you mean

[@jamesmantovani8620]

@@albertonally5721 thank you, edited.

[@theohuioiesin6519]

4:49 missionary work 👍🏼😂❤️

[@keanemorrissey5478]

So funny great laugh to start my morning

[@anonnona6940]

Thanks for these my guy

[@thirtythreehz]

I have to pause sometimes and finish laughing before the next joke fully marinates

[@aryaa7334]

i spilled my energy drink at this video

[@saltysteel3996]

Jim Carr and Bill Burr would make a great duet show.

[@Tonsirton]

Its... Missionary WORK!!!💯👑

[@monomakes]

These are brutal. Lovely stuff :)

[@kaizze8777]

JC: how offensive I can go tonight? Producer: yes

[@watchit6677]

This man is gold !

[@ashleyrenee3722]

Jimmy is the best! ❤❤

[@marcinkw.858]

"PCs gone mad!" - me: Yeah, consoles are cheaper but why to joke about it?

[@karbenfeibar9914]

You know it’s good when the audience goes *OOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@Samon187]

Jimmy is a comedy god! 😂

[@smpdevelopments]

jimmy is the funniest man alive.

[@naveenpatil1997]

If I die, I want people to know that I died laughing at this man's jokes

[@theyawningari]

Only a few min in and it’s hilarious

[@My_name-is_Skylar_White_yo]

2:32 love that joke, actually made it before I ever saw this lol

[@cometstyles3772]

Only thing that can cancel Jimmy is the IRS..

[@nointro]

My favorite comedian, TV personality, and author! I hope I get to meet him at his show in October! 1st row baby!

[@purpleglitterladette]

That last joke though 😳🤣

[@Scratchingforcash]

I’m a simple guy, I see Jimmy Carr, I immediately click

[@waynemarvin5661]

Simple people are his target audience.

[@Scratchingforcash]

@@waynemarvin5661 lol then he will definitely be a rich man because there are a lot of simple people out there.

[@gordonpropertymaintllc]

These are the best!

[@pevans307]

I love Jimmy Carr

[@MalphasMikaelson]

1:52 Ok that setup is fucking legendary.

[@prochelle12]

Dammit, Jimmy, you're a fucking legend. I have to pause your shows so I can fucking breathe! ROTHLMMFAO!!!

[@crossfitsilverback942]

Thank you! I needed a good laugh.

[@007CRUSHINDO]

I had a joy finding you bro 🤣🤣🤣💯

[@giugiu3447]

Jimmy is just great

[@michaelhadley7855]

that last joke is great!

[@capncake8837]

This was uploaded on my birthday.

[@shizo1013]

0:12 THAT WOMAN BOTTOM MIDDLE LOOKS SO MAD

[@wolfsongmoondancer1428]

As far as I know, Jim is the only guy that can get away with these sort of jokes because of his brilliant delivery. 😆

[@MoistlyMoist]

that's not what the tax department or his blow-up boyfriend said, he hasn't delivered anything ever...

[@ZENO_J]

I have seen this video more than 10 times and it's still funny 😂😂😂

[@ComedicEinstein]

I don't find any of these jokes offensive lol I prefer darker humor usually.

[@Titoshb]

Any recommendations?

[@lukesanders7194]

Mathias Berg frankie boyle

[@sholumovi1631]

I won't mind hearing something darker than that.

[@NatandGeorge]

@@Titoshb Jim Norton is a similarly funny American comic.

[@spooked2104]

Andrew Schulz is good

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

Jimmy Carr is a master. I know lots of people laugh at his jokes and understand he's funny. But the way people talk about comedy, its clear they don't understand how it works and they don't even understand what the joke is about after they have heard it. Like many of his jokes involve offensive topics, and some overly sensitive people might say 'you can't joke about X'... but they fail to realize, while X is part of the joke, the actual comedy, the actual source of the core 'surprise' which is the heart of the laugh, is almost always something completely unrelated and different. Jimmy knows what he's doing, and he's like a linguistic and conceptual ninja. A real master.

[@KeystoneFinancialAcademy]

The ending of that bit was so funny I actually replayed it. Comedic genius on so many levels. Just don't find most comics all that funny after Carr

[@rolytnz]

I feel like a bad person for laughing. but only because my ribs hurt.

[@thisisyoutubetv3235]

The last joke 💀

[@susanriley5922]

He is BRILLIANT..so sick, I adore him. So does my 91yo Mom!

[@kellingtonlink956]

Great jokes, Mr. Carr. Thanks for the video.

[@roblanger5546]

Jimmy is the king

[@Nergal_Slayer]

"There's a touchy subject"

[@TheMrbhc]

brilliant!!

[@johnsirlancelot3213]

0:54 sounds like mimic laughter from DS3. change my mind

[@WhatTheFirstAidSpray]

His riskiest jokes, you say? How funny looking back 😂😂😂

[@kushkingla7385]

Here comes the train in the tunnel 🤣🤣