"How Did You Survive The Abortion?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers

"How Did You Survive The Abortion?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers | Jimmy Carr

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If 70's contraception was any better, you wouldn't be watching this video right now.
12:04 - "How Did You Survive The Abortion?!"
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@zerrierslizer1 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr is the kind of Comedian that, if you DONT heckle him at his show, he leaves disapointed and depressed, and actually pays his taxes as a result to feel alive for a change.

@jabrams875 4 ай бұрын

I saw him in a club in San Francisco. Everyone was too polite to heckle and I think he was quite disappointed with us

@linebrunelle1004 4 ай бұрын

it's not politeness, luv. peeps were afraid of getting shot for the wrong heckle

@nickevershedmusic8927 4 ай бұрын

@@linebrunelle1004by Jimmy?

@mickh6426 4 ай бұрын

@@nickevershedmusic8927 nope, by politically correct/woke assassins.

@stevengatti7261 4 ай бұрын

A polite American.....

@RobinBaich 4 ай бұрын

The heckles are the best part of his shows. I guess we Americans are nothing more than a bunch of repressed Victorian twats. I'd use Jimmy's beloved C-word instead of "twats," but I'm repressed too.

@perpetual_bias 4 ай бұрын

shoutout to him putting the timestamp of the title question for those who wanna skip. please never stop these videos jimmy

@purplespudz4023 4 ай бұрын

jimmys a beast

@Yeldur 3 ай бұрын

Worth noting, it's not as though Jimmy sits around editing videos all day to upload to KZbin. He'll have an editor for that. Thank the editor, not Jimmy! :P

@KevinRabbitt 4 ай бұрын

To stand up there and take on Hecklers is an Art that not many Comics can do with the flair that he does .. Brilliant Stuff Mate

@clintong8649 2 ай бұрын

He is an absolute legend!!!

@YashinNashi 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy, I love you. You are a gem. If I am ever terminally ill, I will spent my family's inheritance to come see you and ask for a personal heckle.

@Boru06 3 ай бұрын

Are you ill? Otherwise, thats a very odd statement.

@PaulBarwick 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy, if you see this just know I am so glad that you have so much material posted on KZbin. I just discovered you a couple of weeks ago and have been binge watching ever since - Yes, right I don't have a job or a life just a computer screen and hours to fill! Peace, out.

@DJMetalstone 3 ай бұрын

Somebody needs to watch all the content right ? xD

@Benny-o6p 4 ай бұрын

I like how he's actually sensitive enough to ask the cancer couple if they'd like to hear more jokes or not, he's awesome

@msmyrk Ай бұрын

And then his cancer joke wasn't at the expense of cancer patients.

@PeterSothern 4 ай бұрын

The most intelligent comedian ive ever seen

@reggiedixon2 4 ай бұрын

He went to the toughest college in Cambridge

@PeterSothern 4 ай бұрын

@reggiedixon2 it's rough on the south side of Cambridge 😂

@eoin7664 4 ай бұрын

U should probably expand your horizons

@prollins6443 4 ай бұрын

George Carlin

@tureq85 4 ай бұрын

just because he’s well spoken doesn’t mean he’s intelligent. how do you know if a comedian is intelligent? they write stuff to make us laugh otherwise they would be out of business

@GameAGuy 3 ай бұрын

jimmy your adlib on the fly from what the audience feeds you and the connections each of them is fantastic. love your content

@alexrompen805 2 ай бұрын

I love Jimmy... the only comedian that accepts heckles, but actively encourages them and uses them as part of the act. What a fucking legend....

@frankedgar6694 4 ай бұрын

Kahn has a twin brother. His name is Kahn’t.

@peterfitzpatrick7032 4 ай бұрын

You wont BELIEVE the sisters name... 😳😅

@JSparrowist 4 ай бұрын

@@peterfitzpatrick7032 I'm dead. XD

@RealWorldGames 4 ай бұрын

You wouldn't want to suffer his Wrath

@AveragePostnordHater 4 ай бұрын

@@peterfitzpatrick7032 😂😂😂😂😂

@aryanahr7887 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍

@DJMetalstone 3 ай бұрын

" We're you christened by an auctioneer " I'm already in stitches , that was so good :)

@kieranokeeffe1363 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy is bloody amazing live 👏👏👏👏

@themightiestofbooshes9443 4 ай бұрын

Someone's gotta tell him "you're breathtaking!" like how someone shouted it at Keanu Reeves and he took it like a LEGEND

@sled9263 3 ай бұрын

“I’ll have a cappuccino please.” Bahahaha best line of the show!

@GraveUypo 3 ай бұрын

love the attitude with the guy fighting cancer. that's the right approach tbh, cancer is no joke.

@Consural 4 ай бұрын

"He's not even in court" LOL

@cro4891 4 ай бұрын

18:58 😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo "Mother fucker" Didn't see that coming

@Debbie-vv8fw 4 ай бұрын

Idk if you'll remember, but even if you don't get it, pretend to have dementia 😂

@Klausi_92 4 ай бұрын

Lil late Sir :)

@GeorgeLista 4 ай бұрын

Never laughed and clicked like on a video just from reading the title before watching it… salute 🫡

@knowledgeworldback3062 4 ай бұрын

jimmy never dissapoints

@iljasidlun1952 Ай бұрын

Fake and overhyped?

@Smokr 3 ай бұрын

We should all take a moment to thank KZbin for the informational Nation Library of Medicine banner informing us about abortion on a comedy skit.

@thefinalflashback 3 ай бұрын

Very useful information for the Yanks now that the election's over...

@odys3803 2 ай бұрын

I got an autoparts Ad banner.

@MrHeems 4 ай бұрын

Omg. Mr. Mullet not being able to grow a mustache, then parlaying to his girl being able to.. had me laughing in a room, alone, like a psycho.

@carlrudland5938 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr : The Bruce Lee of roasting

@miganhawkins8390 4 ай бұрын

This guy is a fucking legend. Would love to see him and Ricky Gervais do a show together. Would be fucking epic.🍻🍻

@flexol 4 ай бұрын

I would pay £2000 to see that!

@thomaswilliams5499 3 ай бұрын

That's like avengers end game! Xxxx❤

@thomaswilliams5499 3 ай бұрын

You wanted more 😂

@warplanner8852 3 ай бұрын

@@flexolwell, send a check and your address and we'll see if we can set it up, mate!

@bellableu5985 3 ай бұрын

Imagine the fear of those in the front row😅

@rakplic 4 ай бұрын

The correct answer to that question is: " I was on the other end of the coat hanger."

@tjjames9846 4 ай бұрын

So fetus Jimmy somehow popped out of his mum and pretended to abort himself? 🤔 Sounds like you survived the attempt but sadly the coat hanger did scrape away a large portion of your brain.

@stonedmountainunicorn9532 3 ай бұрын

pure gold

@zazazaza-fs3zo 4 ай бұрын

Great stuff jimmah

@Inkslinger123 3 ай бұрын

Timmah?

@fanbladeinstruments 4 ай бұрын

I'm seeing my physiotherapist tomorrow, don't know if I can take her seriously anymore

@davidasbridge5368 4 ай бұрын

Hes very quick ... i never liked him at first but over time hes won me over and is great i think 👏🏻

@hjr2000 Ай бұрын

He used to be pretty nasty but has mellowed.

@nr5834 Ай бұрын

You're the best Jimmy, gut busters as usual!

@User-actSpacing 3 ай бұрын

I love you Jimmy ❤ My last dying wish is to meet you in person. Even for 30 minutes.

@e.b25 4 ай бұрын

He broke character for the cancer fan. Respect.

@stevecox7075 4 ай бұрын

Comedy genius.❤

@wetbadger2174 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy, you are an absolute legend.

@finbarscanlonwolf 3 ай бұрын

Alot of those heckles sounded better in their heads 😂😂

@b4ph0m3tdk9 4 ай бұрын

How is his mind working so fast on these comebacks. It is so rare he reuse any of them.

@slaapliedje 3 ай бұрын

He probably grew up on Married with Children... it is been a long while, but I used to be as quick is him. Haven't had a good battle of wits in many moons. Mostly because most people lack the armaments.

@fillerbunnyninjashark271 3 ай бұрын

Being aware of your surroundings, not getting in the way of your mind (you gotta turn off the think before speaking), and have lots of life experiences. They more the experience, the more puzzle pieces you have waiting to be used. Just gotta be aware to the puzzles

@rogervalero8901 4 ай бұрын

The Art Student joke was 'chef kiss' 🤣🤣🤣

@plutopulp 2 ай бұрын

He's made that joke plenty of times to be fair

@stevenotto1456 4 ай бұрын

Great crowdwork! 😂

@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec 4 ай бұрын

Rivaling Andrew Shulz.

@paulburchell1762 2 ай бұрын

"He's not even in court" 😂😂😂😂

@hikerwoody182 4 ай бұрын

absolutely crazy, love it 👏👏

@psutton473 4 ай бұрын

Omg this f’ing guy! 😅 You’re awesome, Jimmy!

@Excanda 4 ай бұрын

With the Khan guy it could be his parents are Star Trek lovers.

@bradpeadon4610 3 ай бұрын

hahahahahahaha So I ain't the only person who thought of that Khan straight away 🙂

@Excanda 3 ай бұрын

@@bradpeadon4610 'My name is KHAN.' That is what I thought of. I love star trek.

@cindycliff70 4 ай бұрын

I love your accents Jimmy. You are the best!!

@barbarabutterbaugh9721 2 ай бұрын

True Master class. Thank you!!

@brabhamfreaman166 4 ай бұрын

Love ya Jimmeh

@saragandey8625 4 ай бұрын

Greatly entertaining

@ruperterskin2117 3 ай бұрын

Appreciate ya. Thanks for sharing.

@gaspode505 3 ай бұрын

Love the comebacks to the public 😂

@Inkslinger123 3 ай бұрын

Love how there’s an advisory from the NHS on abortions on here like it’s some sort of Ted Talk.

@KaligarPrimus 3 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy. Your comedy is on point no matter the subject and you always deliver. Thanks again for ht laughs.

@xix94 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy uploaded the full show

@glen3257 3 ай бұрын

You sir are amazing!

@Ad-Infinitum 4 ай бұрын

Conrad can't take a joke but wanted to ask Jimmy a question 🤔

@CottonshadowChanel 4 ай бұрын

Genius level trashtalker. Wit upgraded to 100.

@FlavorIsHappiness 18 күн бұрын

Almost blacked out from laughing. 🤣👍

@007gibberish 3 ай бұрын

Lordy he's quick!

@annebokma4637 3 ай бұрын

Smart lady, the guy having a mullet takes him off the market for sure 😂

@Ø_I_DJKEN 4 ай бұрын

You are a Hero Sir !🤙🏽

@richmondstevenj 3 ай бұрын

Fucking masterclass. I laughed out loud for 30 minutes!

@marcellipovsky8222 4 ай бұрын

We've got the tickets for months and are awaiting your presence. I do hope you won't let us down by not coming. 😁😁😁

@jaysunbrady 3 ай бұрын

Where are you seeing him?

@marcellipovsky8222 3 ай бұрын

@@jaysunbrady in Bratislava, next month

@bradleytyrrell4417 3 ай бұрын

Quickest comedian around

@Dirty_216 Күн бұрын

This dude and his style Of comedy is so fuckin British I can’t help but love it!

@r3snaadille 3 ай бұрын

Did anoyone catch someone responding to Jimmy's question to Anthony "what do you do" with "black men", because Anthony asked "what would you do if you were black?"

@rezkid6282 4 ай бұрын

bucket list: heckle jimmy so he laughs

@DavidNolan-fi8gi 4 ай бұрын

I paid for everyone 🤣😂👏👏❤️

@plutopulp 2 ай бұрын

That was class!

@generaldamage3282 4 ай бұрын

Haha jimmy is on fire on this

@janineregan1677 3 ай бұрын

Love this fellow❤️❤️

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats1 3 ай бұрын

This has to be AI. I just had an ad for a woman "surviving an abortion."

@samdumaquis2033 3 ай бұрын

Got an add from the French public service about abortion rights

@fwill182 3 ай бұрын

This video is marked by google as being health information.

@samdumaquis2033 3 ай бұрын

@@fwill182 lol

@samdumaquis2033 3 ай бұрын

@@fwill182 lol

@Splozy Ай бұрын

Quite literally yes

@poja82 3 ай бұрын

Has someone ever won in a roasting game with this man?

@robashton5254 2 ай бұрын

...not even come close to it!

@shaunsaunders531 3 ай бұрын

Booked to see you at the Marlow in Canterbury next year. Few months to try to think of an epic heckle!

@gaville901 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy looks like a comic version of Pierce Brosnan

@kaizen_ksm 3 ай бұрын

With the lipstick remark, i was expecting him to say something like "the kind your mom put there"

@lolzlolz69 2 ай бұрын

...and then started unzipping his trousers.

@foolsleadtheworld578 3 ай бұрын

Few people can make me laugh, but this is good stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@balajimk 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr is a class act.

@wesamal6302 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr should consider making films it's going to be epic

@Ed-eq8ui 4 ай бұрын

This guy is amazing

@460V8 3 ай бұрын

8:59 I paid for everyone 😂😂😂

@MitchCyan 4 ай бұрын

I’m thinking of questions for when I see him in February.

@nickevershedmusic8927 4 ай бұрын

Hehehe, hope to see you on a video

@CRCinAU 4 ай бұрын

If you could bang anyone on 8 out of 10 cats, why would it be Rachel?

@tureq85 4 ай бұрын

don’t go easy on him 😂

@dylanzrim3635 4 ай бұрын

Ask him how he escaped David strassman (he looks like the alien puppet David uses)

@Oktaiktanktanski 3 ай бұрын

You're the best. When will you go to Poland?

@Herbalaties 4 ай бұрын

J. R. Jimmy Ricard.. drapht, band from WA, Australia.

@fredericjuliard4261 3 ай бұрын

Merci.

@John-ws6op 3 ай бұрын

Bill Burr, George Carlin, and Dave Chappelle are three other greats

@HaitianBlue Ай бұрын

He is so quick

@freqeist 4 ай бұрын

I prefer this to his act.

@mustwereallydothis 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy has never known the regret that comes with thinking of the perfect slapback hours too late.

@amykelly23 3 ай бұрын

Ahhh....nothing funnier then the KZbin fact check of what is an abortion. 😂😂 Humor at its best!

@nnitro527 3 ай бұрын

4:59 hahahah 😂 the joke is there, if you know you know, its still fun.

@LarsRyeJeppesen 3 ай бұрын

Didn't get it

@Senorzilchnzero 3 ай бұрын

I want to thank YT for this hideous box below the video informing us about abortions. Its so important that YT steps in and teach us during a COMEDY show.

@Kyujin666 3 ай бұрын

Holy smokes!!! Lol! Can give Ricky Gervais a run for his money!

@EmpiricalPragmatist 3 ай бұрын

"You're and art student? So it's not even that you don't have a real job. You're still studying to not have a real job?"

@scarletbegonias2359 4 ай бұрын

I luvs me some Jimmy Carr

@Isaksson9915 3 ай бұрын

Legend!

@LikesToArgueOverNothing 2 ай бұрын

He is great. he needs A better audience.

@bengaltigers777 4 ай бұрын

Your too sharp minded to be heckled . Thanks for the funny half hour.

@jjc4577 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy needs to be invited to sit with the ladies on the View. They are in such desperate need of his unique rhetorical skills that they might actually think he's there to listen to them.