Jimmy Carr is seriously in a class all by himself. He can cut you and you will laugh while he does it.
@bubbles1905 ай бұрын
There's top gun pilots.. And someone has to make the scrambled eggs 😂
@briantravelman2 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at that joke, because it immediately made me think of my buddy who was in the airforce😂
@EdRushing-te3sc5 ай бұрын
Jimmy connects with EVERYONE! So quick and the wit is not matched by anyone.
@TheRealMachoSavage5 ай бұрын
@@EdRushing-te3sc Truth
@bradwinfield56725 ай бұрын
His best stuff is audience interaction, he tends to use his pre written jokes over and over again
@kellingtonlink9566 ай бұрын
Thanks for another brilliantly handled set… and the video!
@Digighost_56 ай бұрын
"Hi Jack!" Oh boy.....
@Fester_6 ай бұрын
That joke crashed and burned....
@stratbaseballman6 ай бұрын
He did that and then got him to say he was in the Air Force and didn't use it as a follow up, I was actually disappointed because it was so easy to use, but the possibilities were endless.
@AJ-oj5eu6 ай бұрын
@@stratbaseballman A lay-up.
@briantravelman2 ай бұрын
0:44, I laughed so hard, because I immediately thought of my buddy when he said this😂 He waited tables and cleaned the planes😂
@MrAustin5175 ай бұрын
He’s the real-life “Slappy” doll from Goosebumps.
@Padoinky5 ай бұрын
Y’all are a really quick witted guy, bless w/ a very sharp (yet proper) tongue
@RFLEEZYUBZ5 ай бұрын
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute! More please 😂
@not2bfound5865 ай бұрын
“You look like a potato still in the sack” 😂 🥔 That’s how my girlfriend describes me in boxers …
@ORANDOMM5 ай бұрын
Get a new girlfriend... Or change your potato like appearance.
@rollorollyrolla95686 ай бұрын
This was brilliant 😂😂😂
@johncook93926 ай бұрын
"does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" Dead, I'm fucking dead 🤣
@timwodzynski72346 ай бұрын
Dave was "in between jobs". 😅😅😅😅
@comawhite396 ай бұрын
The "Dave" voice just makes me think of Barbara's taxi 😂
@BGriffin_UK6 ай бұрын
Hello Dave
@musicloverme39936 ай бұрын
@@BGriffin_UK "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
@robyourtime5 ай бұрын
Papa Lazarou surely?
@paulharrion33985 ай бұрын
"I'm on the hormones. Me nipples are like fucking rivets!"
@stoocroll8825 ай бұрын
Il have you under the trades description act 😂
@cosminmorga13316 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video
@nickevershedmusic89275 ай бұрын
Jimmy is absolutely hillarious
@nigelhumphreysfsuk28335 ай бұрын
i saw you live and the show was amazing 😁🤣
@donniecatalano6 ай бұрын
Mr. Carr now looks like he's preparing to play an evil villain in some movie soon. I mean this as a compliment.
@DeetotheDubs5 ай бұрын
First, he kills with his jokes, then he kills more literally. Him as a villain would be really good or really bad, depending on writing.
@donniecatalano5 ай бұрын
@@DeetotheDubs yes, indeed
@TheDutchGuyOnYT5 ай бұрын
His eyes sometimes look like the devil haha
@jeric_synergy85815 ай бұрын
Comedians make the best (movie) villains. I'm not joking.
@sikandarrana63775 ай бұрын
Awesome break down of the spy bit;))
@S0.35 ай бұрын
Simply The Best 🎉🎉🎉
@samuelgarrod83276 ай бұрын
Him and Al Murray are the undisputed joint world champions of audience abuse/interaction. If I could spell geniusses I'd put genius's. ❤️
@robertleer41115 ай бұрын
Check out Nina Conte if you like people who interact with the audience.
@graememorgan92785 ай бұрын
Frankie Boyle destroys audiences
@oliabid-price45175 ай бұрын
Genii?
@Plonkyb5 ай бұрын
Brilliant as always.
@kanedaku5 ай бұрын
Yay! new stuff!! "Fintech startup... Fintech; interesting... Startup? Please leave the auditorium, madam."
@wotreplays88966 ай бұрын
Dave's voice reminds us of pirates
@airspeed_alive5 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see ya at the o2 in December ❤
@saragandey86256 ай бұрын
Great stuff
@svrsvr61836 ай бұрын
I think we do….but we are just not interested 😂😂😂
@forearthbelow6 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@slevinlaine5 ай бұрын
Awesome I wanna see you live!! : P
@tgypoi5 ай бұрын
Steacy reminded me of Mitch Hedberg: "i don't have a girlfriend, but i know a woman who'd be very upset if she heard me say that."
@TorQueMoD5 ай бұрын
OMG Dave was my favorite! Always go out on a high note :)
@martinwinlow5 ай бұрын
Ah, Jimmy... you should do a tour of the Hebrides!!
@DavidSmith-oy4of6 ай бұрын
On stage Jimmy is starting to look like Jack Dee. Then in the outro he's looking more like Dale Winton.
@wariscomingkarmaismycomman58516 ай бұрын
Well your profile picture is no better 🤷♂️😜🤣 jk mate
@S0.35 ай бұрын
I know what ya mean, his lost far too much weight in the outro
@anthonymeade73455 ай бұрын
As an American I don't know who those people are and it would be far too much effort to look it up.
@S0.35 ай бұрын
@@anthonymeade7345 okay, thanks for letting us know
@aqualane15 ай бұрын
God I love Jimmy!
@bradwinfield56725 ай бұрын
The city that often sleeps 🤣
@ZomBeeNature6 ай бұрын
Dave is "exploring new future possibilities". 😉
@chekote5 ай бұрын
That was brutal 😂 🔥
@mrbillhicks5 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr's a boss
@DavidZademack-wb5ux5 ай бұрын
I had to restart to understand that first joke ☠️😂
@mohe816 ай бұрын
People still dare to go to a Jimmy Carr show when they are unemployed? I would be too afraid :D
@samuelgarrod83276 ай бұрын
Just because you are unemployed doesn't mean you can't go. You aren't obliged to tell him the truth about your employment situation if he asks. It's a comedy show, not a session with a psychiatrist.
@Brightray1635 ай бұрын
You don’t need to tell the truth either… he only speaks to a handful of people and usually if they interact with him first. I’d encourage anybody to go he’s brilliant on stage
@eurovisionwtf5 ай бұрын
Summer camp teacher is the best. You get to be with children in a fun enviroment and sleep near them.
@MisterItchy6 ай бұрын
Jimmy's camera operator is on valium.
@palaceofwisdom94485 ай бұрын
"What does kind of mean?" It means that he is in a relationship with her, but she is not in a relationship with him.
@synyzal7725 ай бұрын
32 years in NC and I've never seen a bear, you'll be fine Stacy.
@arthurgreene16755 ай бұрын
Normally I'd agree with you, but since moving to Asheville 8 years ago I've had more than 50 bear encounters.
@Scaleyback3175 ай бұрын
@@arthurgreene1675 Only leave the house fully dressed mate - it'll help.
@arthurgreene16755 ай бұрын
@@Scaleyback317 I've only seen American black bears and not whatever gay fantasy you've got going on inside your head.
@seanm32265 ай бұрын
65 years in FL, I’ve never seen an alligator.
@paulainsc82125 ай бұрын
North Carolina is a beautiful state. 😮
@stevejelly31614 ай бұрын
If you ever read this ?????.................... WOW YOU ARE FUNNY !!!!!!!!!! 🙂 . Plus you have a very caring and kind streak in you !!!!!!
@strakermidwich96795 ай бұрын
Well you missed a trick with "Hi Jack" didn't you Jimmy lol
@JK-vp2ux6 ай бұрын
OK, there aren't that many snakes and the bears are black bears, the smallest we have in the States.
@pegjames1885 ай бұрын
My brother in law made the scrambled eggs in a listening station on St Kilda , told me a nice place but not a lot of nightlife.
@donjones47196 ай бұрын
When the RAF guy said "that's personal" he was trying to head off getting into any details - because when his wife said data handling my mind immediately went to cryptanalysis, military-grade hacking, etc.
@TheRealMachoSavage5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the information nobody asked for or cares about.
@donjones47195 ай бұрын
@@TheRealMachoSavage Thanks for the feedback nobody asked for or cares about.
@SkodaYetiFan965 ай бұрын
@@donjones4719 ohhhhhh buuuuurrrrrrrnnnnn
@wittyjoker46315 ай бұрын
Very unlikely. It was probably because he is embarrassed by his job or knew it would be like blood in the water. Military personnel that have confidential jobs dont volunteer information. Its sort of a built in and heavily ingrained habbit.
@imrebarten61155 ай бұрын
I did'nt ask for this but I do care
@tereseatkinson20435 ай бұрын
When are you coming to Australia
@devarmont875 ай бұрын
Funniest person that's ever existed
@kathyrutherfurd3624Ай бұрын
Hi Jimmy, when are you coming to New Zealand? not a joke!
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze5 ай бұрын
You're going to North Carolina? You know how to play the banjo?
@christopherpoulton91245 ай бұрын
Come to Western Australia then!
@anthonymeade73455 ай бұрын
NYC also has a St. Albans.
@okerror14515 ай бұрын
Yeaaah, we should put you in charge of something
@howardmckeown71876 ай бұрын
Hecklers aren't staged🤔😂😂😂😂😂
@MattDiver6 ай бұрын
10:18 seriously asking is there a source for that thing about laughing with other people?
@kuukeli6 ай бұрын
funny
@tom_1235 ай бұрын
Jimmy’s eyes look absolutely mental
@PlanetSaturnClub5 ай бұрын
The Comedy Central Roast of Fox News. Jimmy Carr should host it...
@InsanityPlusOne5 ай бұрын
Why not come see you live? with more laughing? Well I laugh enough watching this sorta stuff alone that I have nearly died of coughing fits from lack of breathing & I am not in a suicidal mood... Oh and I only have so much cash to burn, that too is a factor.
@epicaction17555 ай бұрын
You wouldn't let Dave manage the rolls at Greggs, would you?
@drewnewby5 ай бұрын
Oof, bad news, the bears and snakes are wandering the streets in North Carolina, at least where there would be a summer camp. Thoughts and prayers, I guess.
@ORANDOMM5 ай бұрын
F**K you Jimmy. I missed your Australian visits cause I didn't remember to click on your videos to get remainders that you exist in the real world and do tours... But now that you've reminded me, come back so I can see you.. Also, bring new content. 🤗
@GerardHammond5 ай бұрын
me too :-(
@King.Mark.5 ай бұрын
Sir jimmy 👀
@alexfilma166 ай бұрын
"Mass immigration is fantastic." - Jimmy Carr
@andrewnorth1705 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with St. Albans :)
@jefffranklin48944 ай бұрын
Except the fact it's next to Shatfi- i mean Hatfield
@Sidney-Holiday5 ай бұрын
Try not to notice the Nosferatu fingers.. you can't unnotice them
@Jonesmeister835 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👏
@solwaters16445 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Markhenderson-en5kw5 ай бұрын
He can be a geek and work in air traffic or PSF Police anything?
@Nothing-y7l5 ай бұрын
Like England has any military secrets.... 🤣
@tomtom211945 ай бұрын
Hey now, we change our nuclear passwords every other year!
@cesaravegah37875 ай бұрын
@@tomtom21194 Great....since your warheads dont work anymore is not so urgent but it is a good step.
@tomtom211945 ай бұрын
@@cesaravegah3787 we also recently put some string with tin cans all around our bunkers. Just to be safe.
@Scaleyback3175 ай бұрын
@@cesaravegah3787 The warheads are pretty eyecatching but the taxi they use to get it out of the water leaves something to be desired.
@bobmarley-ml7wn5 ай бұрын
Doesn't England have like full Access to the NSA and CIA?
@chrispedley73314 ай бұрын
Bragged about being in the military but didn't want to say he was in the air force, understandable 🤷♂️
@dazhigh92086 ай бұрын
......DAVE............ ;-)
@TreasureHuntingNana5 ай бұрын
Jimmy.. just my opinion but you're getting too thin :/
@denverbowen44305 ай бұрын
You are the English version of Robin Williams.
@AldoHam5 ай бұрын
I dont come and see tou live because im like dave im interviewing and going to see you live is expensive as you dont exactly perform down the road your talking about plane fare hotel plus tickets and thats just for starters let me know if you ever make it to Glasgow and i might consider it
@stevepichowsky22235 ай бұрын
3 minutes in and I haven't even chuckled yet.
@StubbyandShifu5 ай бұрын
It's not mandatory to watch.
@eddiealexander52765 ай бұрын
That’s because he’s shagging your mum
@Gruffydom6 ай бұрын
Hopefully he’s happy in his skin now. A comedian there to make the audience laugh but ironically like the clown full of sadness inside. Success and money doesn’t always make people happy.
@memerinal6 ай бұрын
Sorry if I missed something but is there a back story behind the first sentence you made?
@toastedcheesesandwiches5 ай бұрын
No but being a broke failure will guarantee mysery.
@ChorltonandtheWheelies5 ай бұрын
@memerimal. I think they are talking about Jimmys recent (ish) face lift and hair transplant.
@jeremybirmingham23165 ай бұрын
The suit is all wrong, he needs to fire his tailor.
@anthonymeade73455 ай бұрын
I guess it's too much effort to say "financial technology."
@dz41506 ай бұрын
Come to Israel, Jimmy!
@andgate20005 ай бұрын
Maybe later!!!!!!
@PatriciaLane-x2p5 ай бұрын
Joking at air force pathetic
@dvb86375 ай бұрын
Being in the air force or army thats whats more pathetic and a big joke. Ofcourse we mocking those brainless terrorists and slaves. Your point exactly? 😂
@Pauly3655 ай бұрын
If your a comedian who cares.
@datgrrl_official5 ай бұрын
*you're...if you're going to post on an international streaming platform, try to present some semblance of intelligence.
@Sarky395 ай бұрын
He's a Walt .. saying the Branch you're in is fine .. He's a hat .. hats are full of bs.