Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!

[@8arrows]

His go fund me forgot to ask for $83,000,000 more for the Carroll settlement too. Wait until they see the cost of his settlement for the Capitol Police lawsuit.

[@bettyjones113]

Criminal case v civil case. So ❤❤❤❤❤jail time. Wish he has to pay for his jail cell and gold toilet

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

​@@bettyjones113 I don't think the Capitol Police lawsuit is criminal, my friend. There are a couple different lawsuits filed by different police suing him for damages resulting from Jan 6th.

[@therese1584]

As someone who’s 67 and had issues with falling-dang straight I am being careful going down metal stairs in full view of the Entire World!!

[@AAZEDLARC]

Me too and I'm 58. Vertigo doesn't help, either.

[@nanarose8537]

Ex kickboxer here, and definitely cautious going down steep narrow metal steps too!

[@patriciabeck7293]

I'm in my 60's and I have fallen 6 times since April 2022.

[@deborahholland7274]

I'm 65, have arthritis in my back, and have frequent falls because I'm so stiff. Going up and down steps I am slow and cautious. Those metal steps would terrify me.

[@renep2220]

Me too! I haven't been in my basement for 5 years now. Not a problem.

[@barbaraclair7494]

What has age to do with it? Ivanka is way younger than Biden and she can't remember anything!

[@tinozampano]

Plus again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Not his sons

[@daydays12]

Quite right.

[@shannonhabor]

😂😂😂😂👌

[@okkietrooy6841]

Remember Marjorie? She and Kari Lake will be so pissed that they are not on the shortlist for VP.

[@lklpalka]

Most dangerous motion for seniors... stepping down. But Joe was quite measured this time. Presidents don't need cat-like reflexes, they usually have plenty of time to think about important decisions.

[@kingayy9267]

Is that true? That stepping down is most dangerous for seniors? Makes sense, I'd just never heard it.

[@ecamp6360]

That "crazy s--t" comment qualifies for "Great Moments in Reporting History."

[@jamesburge1983]

Why does a guy who claims to be worth 8 Billion need help with 400 million?

[@jtpalooki7757]

And there is an easy solution! What if Trump sold his Vodka company? Ryan Reynolds got $610 million for his gin company.. you gotta believe Trump can get $80 bucks for his? He truly is a great businessman unlike Reynolds!

[@gary-rr7jp]

Why would you want to spend your own money when you can spend cult supporters money instead?

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

And now he wants an extension, a stay on when he plays the 335 million even though Hans said he would easily pay it since he has more than enough. Tney can’t keep their stories straight

[@tureytayno3154]

@@gary-rr7jp That is if he has such money. I think he is broke.

[@ColleenScott-kh8ur]

Things that make you go hmmmmmm...

[@KikiCNY]

“Grab him by the PROPERTY.” 💪💪💪

[@maxpatrickhaynes2194]

NICE !!!!

[@rosejames5172]

*Purse

[@nanarose8537]

Brilliant

[@sammcturk8898]

Yup you win the Internet tonight 😊

[@edwardlulofs444]

Very, very good. Thank you.

[@Opus313]

There are plenty of 'White Collar' criminals, but Donnie wrote the book on 'Orange Collar' crime...

[@dahn57]

He had someone else write the book for him, because he's illiterate. They made a picture version for Trump to "read"

[@wonderlizz]

He’s old but at least he has a brain and not an embarrassment to our country like orange guy. 😂

[@marydolores11]

I feel the need to point out- those steps are not “regular” steps, if you’ve ever disembarked from a plane that way. Look how the “young” guy behind him goes down- he sidesteps- they are steeper and narrower.

[@Greg-io1ip]

Military base steps. Every chubbo at the civilian airport would topple over. That was a set-up really. Trying to get Doug Emhoff as Queen of 'Amerisrael' sooner.

[@slate49]

Are you serious..a gofundme page for Trump?! I’m sure the ones donating are the ones who gave Alyssa Milano issues when she asked for donations for her kids sports team.

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fans of 90s music would take a quick listen to my low-fi acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of "1979" by the SMASHING PUMPKINS and "Long December" by the COUNTING CROWS in tribute to 2 great standards of the era. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and stay safe in the '020s.

[@ronald-xs7sp]

Smashing Pumpkins are touring this Summer. Along with Green Day!

[@brianschwartz5357]

It should be a “OH F me Page”

[@patgomez5959]

Didn’t know there was one. Thanks for the info. Just donated

[@paulblaauw]

At least he walked down the stairs without help from a Marine aide.

[@myrnakarataglidis8819]

And without toilet paper, stuck on his shoe !

[@4-Methylaminorex]

Trump needed help down a ramp not even steps.

[@KnockOut242]

A general no less 😂

[@jessicazellner7336]

And doesn’t crap his diaper!

[@sheilaboston7051]

And I'm sure he totally knows how to close an umbrella.

[@voixdelaraison593]

Putin played House Republicans Like A Fiddle, And They Thanked Him While They Danced. 😂😂😂

[@disastermaster3K]

Trump can dance if he wants to

[@ArksCovenant]

​@@disastermaster3K And leave his "friends" behind. Or grab women from behind.

[@ariadneschild8460]

​@@disastermaster3K is that was that was ? I thought he was having a seizure.

[@markmorenault765]

you know Putin wants Biden right?

[@jtpalooki7757]

He isn’t playing them like a fiddle … he’s paying them to play his fiddle!

[@gerardconvie4797]

Jimmy don't make fun of Joe. At least till after the election. You know Americans, short attention spans, and tend to believe everything they hear! ☮️

[@ralphperry3576]

Agree🇺🇸

[@postatility9703]

I think Sean Hannity has been snorting too much sawdust.

[@earthtaurus5515]

That's not surprising, since Trump is covered in it.

[@carlbeaver7112]

Eric wasn't a simple mistake. He was a mistake that turned out simple.

[@deliacastillo8741]

ERIC IS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG !!

[@maxpatrickhaynes2194]

Great one!!!

[@JohnDoe-vy5hh]

Imagine how awful it is to have a father like him.

[@4-Methylaminorex]

What about Dim Jr

[@MKR5210]

🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️

[@JonnoPlays]

What happened to "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" I loved that part of the show 😭

[@jamiebizness1]

It's ob every single episode how can you miss it

[@terri6854]

@jamiebizness1 It wasn't on this one. How did you miss that?

[@pajdesign]

@@jamiebizness1 nope. Wasn’t included on this one. Where did you see it and what was it?

[@leechap3]

I'll take old and doddery over old and batshit crazy every day of the week.

[@tinozampano]

again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

[@daydays12]

So right!!

[@ronald-xs7sp]

Amen!

[@bee-sg1qf]

They don’t care about Biden age, they are concerned because he have a black woman as his VP. DT is not a young man, 3 years difference is nothing.

[@user-sv9nb8ky2t]

Grandpa Joe over the Diapered Dictator every time

[@dreapress1227]

That kid talking about the fish and chips and his mom and her bobble head going up and down like some cheerleader. That was weird. Those trumpists are a strange breed.

[@GordonHowdyDoody]

Thx for giggle.❤

[@O17495]

I would rather vote for a honest true leader than a dictator

[@glengreen1948]

No dictator was voted in. Once they are elected they change the rules if they've enough generals behind them.

[@mortiz4101]

Absolutely right. Me too!

[@aarone9000]

Actually; dmfp is nowhere near dictator; autocrat! Yes!!!

[@aarone9000]

Dmfp wants to be an autocrat just like his boyfriend; Putin!

[@FreedomVoice365]

"I've never talked with my son about his business dealings". Very Honest. You can't vote for Xi. So dictator's out. Guess your options are Trump, RFK Jr., or stay at home.

[@josedelatorre2569]

STILL ...with the showers and faucets? JESUS

[@ratty5]

I bet he doesn’t know how to change the tp 😂

[@dahn57]

Trump is as ignorant to real life as Tucker has just shown himself, being surprised and amazed as the regular things in shopping centres, because they have never had to do anything for themselves in their lives.

[@valdeniasimmons2935]

I guess this explains why he stinks! He can’t get water to work for him.

[@mszuzubookitty4646]

Drill baby drill and ya still need a license to buy a loaf of bread. His talking points are old and stale. Just like him.

[@jamesmiller6637]

Never underestimate the soothing balm of a Russian Golden Shower!

[@commonsense6702]

I'm a young girl and although I do actually take on board what my parents say, I take my grandparents advice but more so my great Grandad who has seen far more, experienced far more. He has the wisdom, the experience that the rest including me will hopefully gain one day. My G G dad says his skin might be worn, but his heart is still in the same place and never changed. Something truly special to me being deaf, is he has learnt sign language so we can "talk". These older men and women have far more compassion, understanding, empathy and knowledge in their little finger than trump has in his entire body/heart.

[@dawndonivan3089]

No heart whatsoever.

[@cherylgrec9701]

You are a lucky young girl to have parents, grandparents and your great Grandad. 💕

[@sarahrigby7580]

I also grew up with all my grandparents and several great grandparents and loved spending time with them. Obviously as I got much older, into my late 20s and 30s, they are no longer with us, but I’m so so grateful for all the time I got to spend with them. My grandparents had all been in WW2 and had been through a lot. They had a lot of wisdom and love to give. Btw, it’s so lovely that your GG dad has learnt sign language to chat to you. It sounds like you’re quite close to him and your grandparents and get to spend a lot of time with them.

[@sumguy7716]

The compassion of the democrats is why dictators don't respect the U.S. I wonder when people will wake up from their delusion that the worlds issues can be resolved with smiles and handshakes. Unfortunately, it looks like it wont be any time soon.

[@alicefifield2965]

I’m pushing 70 and my kids say I need a rest

[@ramseypowell5940]

Your hard on Joe Biden, 🇺🇸😂 I think Biden is awesome

[@discospiders]

He straight up said Biden isn’t getting enough credit for all the good things he’s done.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Biden has a sense of humor, unlike the previous . . . occupant (nicest word I could think of).

[@TMercan31]

​@@discospidersya, AFTER he made lame & offensive jokes about his age. Counterproductive really 🤷‍♀️

[@discospiders]

@@TMercan31 I love Joe, I don’t think it was offensive at all. Dude is old.

[@sheilaboston7051]

They should have juxtaposed it with Tuberville trying to be smart and then falling down all the steps on his ar$e!

[@GeoScorpion]

I think we should print out the FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) registration forms and mail them to Comer's office.

[@DarksideDave42]

Comer is a Gomer and Tuber is a Goober

[@jmo2104]

Oh stop that's so ridiculous the man rides his bike Regularly.

[@insomb]

Its an electric bike, gotta cut down on emissions for globalists

[@Jackie371]

Loved "grab his assets...when you're attorney general, they let you do it"! LOL

[@salomelaurent2323]

😂😂😂

[@danaconley1123]

That comment made my day! Every day I teeter between heart attack and stroke because of Trump and his corrupt GOP. I do NOT smile very often, but I literally laughed out loud THANK YOU

[@jackl4laughs]

Hey crew, get some "This Day in Covid History" throwbacks to remind us of the last time Donald was in charge? You are welcome for 5m a week of easy material.

[@FlockyFlock17]

*you're

[@dawndonivan3089]

Yeah I have it right now. I tried the bleach but it didn't work 😅😅😅I really do have it and I will never forget how it was handled.

[@railrodemike]

Funny, Hair Mussolini. My 85 year old Southern Baptist mother stated in 2016 after Trump announced he was running for POTUS. "Oh no! Trumps another Mussolini!"

[@johnarnold893]

Mangolini!

[@KnockOut242]

We old folk knew 😂😂

[@tinozampano]

European here: Exactly what I said, Mussolini 2.0 with extra slime.

[@maryangellwalsh]

Youth isn’t always the best answer in politics. All my old friends said something similar when he ran. Long memories saw his amoral behavior for decades and remembered it.

[@corinnehernandez4549]

My 92 year old mother said the same

[@7deepbreaths.sounds]

"Refreshing to see a woman grabbing his assets for a change!!" - CLASSIC!!! KIMMEL ROCKS!!

[@StellaMoon60]

Biden has helped me a great deal. I've been able to get health insurance I can afford, for the first time in 7-years, and my student loan payment is now completely manageable, and we've actually gotten tax refunds, which we didn't under trump. I know, he's old, but honestly, I think he's been the most effective president in my lifetime, and that's a pretty long time. I wasn't thrilled when he tossed his hat in the ring, but he has done a much better job than I thought he would. I guess what I'm saying is, please stop making so much fun of him.

[@GordonHowdyDoody]

It's all they got . Like Obama's brown suit or his name.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Agreed, for the first time my medication is actually affordable and the tax refunds have been so helpful

[@logibare1940]

Who doesn't love to do coke beside an electric saw? It really gives you that extra buzz 🤣

[@blowupbob1]

Just be careful to not turn on the dust collector. Those things can really snort!

[@witchypoorose5196]

😂

[@trnharris]

😆😆

[@dianaesperanza8477]

Trump has an old group administration and Biden has a diverse and young one. I’ll go with Biden🤷🏽‍♀️

[@MKR5210]

Just read Project 2025, get informed. It's easily found on the internet and it's a long, long, document, 923 pages, but it is the future of America if Trump gets back in....... be afraid, be very afraid.....

[@johnmc128]

trump has a group as kissers

[@defendandprotect-om5hv]

Trump has his kids.

[@beenaplumber8379]

Trump requires people to swear loyalty to him before offering them an appointment. He comes with a guarantee of incompetence and constitutional disloyalty in his administration. Actually he leaves most appointed positions vacant so he can keep the policy and power for himself.

[@chrisrobinson679]

Keep pointing out the crazy sh!t Trump says lol not a bad idea...

[@stoked2547]

I mean theres only so many hours in the day

[@williamcrowe2576]

It's better to have Methuselah in the White House than Quisling.

[@limoselect]

Président may be old but he got a great team that he don’t fire after few months.

[@jaiadser310]

😊 Biden should be held as high esteem as a good willing father. I can't comprehend the disrespect pointed to such a great diplomat and life serving public servant. Biden would be the pride of any country. Strong elder to be listened to and learn from.

[@tinozampano]

Fully agree.... And again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

[@gary-rr7jp]

@@tinozampano Every time I read your comment I see and trump is only 3 years old, which actually makes more sense when you think about how he acts.😁

[@casparillo987]

I am very disappointed that Jimmy Kinmel has resorted to mocking Biden in this way. Biden is a good man who cares about his country - and he should be respected not mocked.

[@MoneyMitrovic333]

🤣

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Who are you, his mom? Rein it in, Lackey!

[@markdcmountp]

Common Jimmy.. Biden walked down those steep airplane stairs faster than I could have and I’m only 54😖😆🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Ajhcr]

I’m about to be 53 and I would be watching every single step down! So yeah. Im slow in my caution too!

[@stevewhite8543]

Me Too!

[@dparks3784]

Me too.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

I'm 37, and I'd be stepping as carefully as I could. Those steps are steep.

[@robertkendall2410]

Never got hurt playing sports. Nope. Just walking, stepping off a curb, hell one knee was simply turning around.😮

[@guynorth3277]

In case anyone noticed, the secret service guy that followed the honorable president, was being equally careful descending the stairs.

[@jfverboom7973]

Slippery stairs. You would not want slip and end in a heap at the bottom.

[@guynorth3277]

@@jfverboom7973 ; exactly, stairs are very precious despite the familiar.

[@jovanleon7]

How about when he said "America in a single word is the foothefhuyrdsdgh, excuse me, the foothill of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"? Do you guys also think that it's the right "single word" to define America? 🤣🤣🤣

[@lottasunshine1325]

Thanks for pointing this out. Maybe they were wet I'm several years younger than President Biden, and when I go to our local library, I always take the stairs, although there's an elevator. I do it because it's good exercise. When I leave, I walk down the stairs (there are a lot of them) and carefully take one at a time to make sure my foot lands on the next one. Anyway, aircraft stairs are narrower than the average staircase, at least in my experience. They're more like ladder rungs.

[@totaramgandhi5117]

@@jovanleon7 show me that, and how does it matter?

[@ladybeetle245]

If I were older and had broken my foot in several places years ago, I might walk stiffly, too.

[@ChrisLaprise-p8n]

Biden was just being careful as he should.

[@op3129]

yes. (not snark)

[@markstevens1729]

As my brain refuses to ask my voice to utter his name, I need pseudonyms to refer to him. The latest: Dolt 45.

[@TMercan31]

Same, I just refer to him as tfg

[@markstevens1729]

@@TMercan31 I tried that too. Wasn’t as gratifying as making up “fitting” names: King iDjT, Corruptus Maximus, Smelly Loser and now Dolt 45.

[@m.capazzi9470]

I call him IQ45.

[@watersipper1116]

@@markstevens1729 I like where you're going with this.

[@daydays12]

good one!

[@marydavis8903]

So sick of people making fun of Biden...he's our only hope for a continuing democracy...every joke could harm his chance of winning election

[@blessingsoutlaw]

Unless you do like Gen Z and vote for Kennedy! 🎉

[@77Creation]

He's not the only hope. Even if he wins, there's still the next election. And the next election...and the next election...

[@stevewhite8543]

Agreed!💙💙💙

[@BonitaGardner]

People are scared if something happen to him Kamala will be president 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@avisitorhere]

The President suffers from arthritis in his back, so that just makes this "humor" all the more reprehensible. Trump has 40+ years of material that writes itself if you're looking for laughs.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Biden shouldn’t stop himself from completing the sentence calling Trump “a Sick F”.

[@liliaolsen7708]

😂😂😂

[@AncientActivist]

I love the "Irish" in him! (I can say that cos of my Irish ancestry).

[@sheilaboston7051]

He totally got his message across and without offending anyone. Joe has class.

[@pameladewinter8724]

I don’t know if I agree with that because they’re pretty vulgar and it’s pretty unattractive for our political leaders to talk like gutter snipes. If we can’t use truth and facts all we have left is our vote.

[@dasstigma]

And that right there is why he is President and you are not and will never be.

[@lindagnat-mullin8108]

"You grab them by the property!" 😂

[@perfectgod119]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@LOVELOVE-kw1vm]

I love the Jimmy Kimmel show, please keep telling the truth making it funny and calling out the lies #45 (trump) tells😊

[@dannidunn9302]

Not only is trump a dangerous crazy, he is also old. He’s only 3 years younger than Biden. The media never brings that up.

[@tri2brite313]

He is old but how would you withstand the EVIL abuse he has taken?? Not as well I am sure. He is rude and crude but has far better POLICIES than JOE can ever have. Sorry lib

[@chucktaylor9190]

CNN everyday.

[@helenaquin1797]

The comediennes don't seem to reference tRump's age much either.

[@josedelatorre2569]

agreed about the crazy...but oh they bring it up plenty on responsible media...lol

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

What media are you watching ? Martian media?

[@alebhard]

I love Jimmy Kimmel BUT I don't like the mockery over an old person! Doesn't matter who he/ she is..... Nobody diserves disrespect for being old!

[@GordonHowdyDoody]

🎉0n The Money ❤ At sixty-two, and 🇨🇦 , I can take mockery , disrespect , a 💩a**ed joke ; even Plain old bad manners from people . 😊 The highway to hell still leads to the light .😊 But honestly ! You got more problems coming out of your ying yang than Ukraine . Hey hear joke of old man that fell to ground and could not get back up ? Laughing so hard and being thankful that I'm a proud flag waving Liberal. We have one flag in Canada. I hear you have two? A battle flag and a United flag . ❤ Amen ❤ 🎉You've Got To Stand For Something 🎉 (Aaron Tippin) He Walked On Water (Randy Travis) 🤟

[@amilias1000]

Everyone gets their turn growing old. Disrespecting the old is disrespecting yourself.

[@markdcmountp]

It’s absolutely HORRIBLE that Donald Trump is so against ANYTHING that has to deal with helping this nation and our environment‼️😖 He’s just the WORST CHOICE for literally every single reason‼️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸

[@geneh.smalley-px4kr]

I agree 🙏 wholeheartedly..

[@AA-kf7uf]

what is even worse is that 60 million people support him!

[@Iamlobato]

???? Y’all must be bots or something. There’s no way you, a person supporting a president that caused the highest inflation rate in history and gas prices, is saying trump is against helping our nation? It’s scary how people’s feelings are getting in the way of our rebuild

[@dthomas9230]

@@AA-kf7uf 60,000,000 that can't tell sawdust from cocaine or sugar.

[@JohnnyDelco]

Orange man so baaaad

[@mau.5]

Let's play a game: Between Shitler and Biden, whoever rides a bike the longest, that candidate gets the presidency.

[@EuropeanWren]

😄👍👍👍😄

[@FreedomVoice365]

Or Whoever climbs the stairs without falling, or gives a speech without mumbling and forgetting words? Why don't you just IMAGINE that, and vote accordingly.

[@susiepoadster4642]

I have higher standards than that, but okay

[@mau.5]

@@FreedomVoice365 read Shitler's transcripts and see if you can get anything out of them... Shitler can't say 'origins"... He calls ppl by the wrong name... Shitler probably has never been on a bike before... heck... he probably doesn't even know how to drive a car 😆

[@mau.5]

@@susiepoadster4642 we all do, but this is where we are.

[@Greg-io1ip]

Here's a joke for you Jimmy: "A Billionaire sets up a GoFundMe". That's the joke. Opening is the punchline.

[@nstark1066]

I love it; Tish James and E.Jean Carroll can LEGALLY grab Trump by the property!😅😂

[@salomelaurent2323]

😂😂😂😂

[@fauchiwatch9788]

Ejean Carroll is very credible too, just like the vaccine. Make sure you are updated on all boosters!!! even if they are expired. no matter no mind!!!

[@pestleman1951]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[@johnstrom9928]

I never met a person in my life who turns my gut like McChump!

[@jahualhaq9853]

DJT should just ‘enjoy his life’. It doesn’t matter that he has no prospects of ever running for any sort of role in politics again (because he gets thrown in jail). It doesn’t matter if his home gets seized and he’s on the streets. It doesn’t matter that he’s in his mid 80’s and he’s left with no wife and kids (as they leave him). As long he has ‘fun’ and banter whilst living in his tent with the other homeless people in NY..

[@mphmph1198]

If trump is comfortable acting this crazy in public, imagine what it's like in private.

[@gabrielpena1694]

Oo

[@disastermaster3K]

Imagine if Biden was a good president

[@johnarnold893]

@@disastermaster3K Dark Brandon is the best president you've had in 50 years.

[@jckozzie2010]

Ketchup!!!!!

[@ashkebora7262]

@@disastermaster3K Imagine thinking Biden is in any way a negative reflection on Trump.

[@jaime1200]

Stairs joke was not necessary. That’s normal walking.

[@tinozampano]

Plus: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

[@daydays12]

Indeed it is. Kimmel should get himself filmed walking down those stairs.

[@alexandradaniele]

Trump can't walk down a ramp without assistance.

[@FlockyFlock17]

@@daydays12 Up those stairs

[@FlockyFlock17]

Call it what it is: He's old and physically (and mentally) failing. Too bad "doctor" Jill won't step in to save the embarrassment.

[@PaulaDautremont]

At least President Biden went right to his car. I remember the time when Chump deplaned and wandered off looking for his car which was parked right at the bottom of the stairs about 5 feet away.

[@SJC49]

Was that one of the times Melania refused to touch him!

[@PaulaDautremont]

@@SJC49 I don't think she was with him that day.

[@erinbrooks4149]

Jimmy Kimmel's writers are really good. They do a great job for him.

[@Jo-oc-0]

10:04 those hiking boots have never seen a day in the woods ! 🤣

[@tylerhackner9731]

Whoever the vp is, it’s gonna be as terrible as he is

[@loveforeignaccents]

So you're insinuating that he's going to win by your statement. 😜

[@newname9064]

Kimmel just got fired!

[@chuyocaca4153]

Not if he were to choose George Santos! he would give Donald a Run for his Money!... haha!

[@futureglobal7258]

@@loveforeignaccentsTrump would choose Putin as his running mate if he could.

[@disastermaster3K]

Putin is Trumps boss.

[@albertwjoell]

Did any one see the "young guy" behind him side walking down the airplane steps?! Biden didn't need to hold anyone like when Trump walked down that ramp! Since Trump has come on the scene, we have had to bleep the news. Vote Biden/Harris and blue down ballot!

[@georgeritmeester4736]

Snorting one line of that "cocaine" would be the last time Hunter snorted anything.

[@seaalbertson4752]

DON'T ABANDON YOUR FANS JIMMY....PLEASE! You are the best show on TV today. We look forward to watching you every night and you bring a mixture of hilarious entertainment with a dash of daily reported headlines that allows me to sleep ending my day with a chuckle. I haven't had so much fun since Carson and Leno. Yeah, I go back that far and I recognize comedic genius when I see it. Please don't take away my only daily laughter after a hard day at work at our hospital here in Owensboro KY. There is literally no one who can replace you and your show. You bring awareness of the idiotic failings of the people paid to lead us with humor and transparency and offer incredibly fun celebrity interviews. Thank you so much for every minute you have brought us a dose of fun and laughter and help us to cope with this insane world happening today. Lots of love and appreciation to you, your producer and all of your staff. DON'T LEAVE JIMMY! ❤

[@Cobbmtngirl]

Man you’re giving way better prizes than you used to! 👏

[@Camey71073]

I don't think it's helping the country to keep making fun of Joe's age. He could still run circles around Trump. As long as they're on flat ground...lol

[@tamaralee7455]

😊

[@natoflores8723]

Have you seen Trump walk down a gently sloping ramp

[@antrimlariot2386]

He's only 3 years & 9 months younger than Biden. Never see him ride a bike though.

[@brendamarshall9745]

Yes a d he all bit crawls going down a ramp!!

[@tjrizzo1619]

Hannity must be sniffing sawdust

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and funny as always! Thank you again,friend!

[@cranky_yankee]

I love this show!! Keep up the good work Jimmy.

[@abh15funk]

Mar A Lago should be renamed as Moron on the Loose Here !

[@Shea3224]

Trump 2024 for PRISON!!

[@StudioLB]

And for bubba's cell

[@nanarose8537]

​@@StudioLB😂😂

[@josedelatorre2569]

yeah but he will likely be in Saudi Arabia...I believe that is a non extradition country...I might be wrong though

[@deborahmorris1144]

NEVER 😅🎉

[@n.a.lockhart]

Prison for life!!

[@giovanni5063]

Hey Jimmy, I am so glad to see how you mock the elderly. The old can be so funny. I have an idea for humorous mockery, how about folks that are missing parts of their anatomy and how they try to cope or odd looking street beggars. Jimmy, please let us see how you are when you turn 84. I am positive it will be hilarious.

[@gretamurphy3704]

Yep. I can't wait until the ageists in the crowd face ageism themselves.

[@joannvandenberg4792]

I do that going down to my basement😅 I'm about 15 years younger than he is. I say best to be safe.

[@kimsteed9401]

And speaking of Trump, he sure does put his money where his mouth's at.

[@sueblattner]

on his own mushroom

[@danielkosok9497]

Does he it that s++t ?

[@natas3503]

I heard a noise and just to make sure there was nothing nefarious going on i investigated, I was surprised to find my chop saw covered in cocaine! Not only that, but my table saw, router, and even my saw horses! What's this world coming to?

[@bernardwylie9760]

🤣…..watching this reminds me: tell me again why we couldn’t get Harriet Tubman on the $20 bills. It’s not like people remember who’s on the money anyway 🤷‍♂️.

[@DarksideDave42]

In some ways it's actually an insult to Jackson to have printed his portrait on billions of twenties ...... He was very much opposed to the idea of paper money .... 😜🤑

[@bettyjones113]

Never forget Andrew Jackson. Have his picture removed from $20. I suggest

[@DarksideDave42]

Maybe a $25 bill ... Frederick Douglass or Harriet Tubman ...

[@MikeyMikeHq]

We Love Trump

[@cathybowser3813]

Jimmy Kimmel, an equal opportunity comedian. Thanks for not falling and being a great president!

[@psgame2kify]

Hopefully the world gets to see how Kimmel walks when he’s 81, assuming he lives til that age.

[@totaramgandhi5117]

Don't push it. I've seen people at 90 walking pretty good.

[@atokarchik]

You should play On The Money in Canada! Who is on the nickel? The Queen! Who is on the dime? The Queen! Who is on the quarter? The Queen!

[@michaeldombrowski9193]

Ageist humor has no place in 21st century America. When you make fun of Biden for his age you’re making fun of every American over age 60 no matter what their political preference is.

[@raypelling6440]

Next guy went down the stairs sideways...they seem steep "AF" as the kids say... Those are some pretty awesome consolation prizes...the price of tires is like they're freaking gold now...

[@butterflyd1269]

ROE ROE ROE YOUR VOTE IN ROEVEMBER 2024!!!💙💙💙

[@scherrypierce]

I'm GLAD we have President Biden!!!!! ❤

[@gyvren]

Stop bagging on Biden’s age. I’ll take the guy with 81 years behind him rather than the guy with 90+ felonies in front of him..

[@magichwoo]

81 years old is not old. My mom is 91 years old and she's up and about and very lively. My dad is 84 and he's doing great too. Biden had a stuttering problem that he overcame. That is the thing that's starting to come back.

[@Greg-io1ip]

Yep. Biden is a good man. He just needs a solid VP and this can be resolved. Emhoff is Charles Kushner's former Real Estate Developer partner. He's a piece of crap.

[@MICHAEL-vy3ch]

Trump should go all in with the crazy and name Gary Busey as his running mate.

[@judelarkin2883]

The first thing I learned in high school shop class is it’s very dangerous to snort coke off a table saw.

[@DarksideDave42]

Gee ...... they never taught me that when I was taking wood shop ..... About 60 years ago ...

[@judelarkin2883]

@@DarksideDave42 it was a different safety culture back then. I bet they never mentioned the danger of using the dust collector as bong or smoking meth out of a sander. All very dangerous if the tool is left plugged in.

[@gonefishing1184]

Faucets without water is probably why he smells so bad.

[@jenniferschramn4095]

Who the f-is “they”?? I’m so sick of that speech. Crazy!!!

[@jamesw657]

It is absolutely staggering that anyone on earth could call Donald Trump a humble man, I mean that is just... completely mind-blowing to me 🤯

[@nina1608]

As a senior citizen: I don't find ageist jokes funny.

[@LynnMiddleton-ns4dg]

I’m with you, I’m sure like me you were brought up to respect senior citizens yet now that we’ve become senior citizens we’re made fun of and degraded. It shows how our countries morals have eroded and compassion has become something only “losers” have so I guess call me a loser because I’ll never lose my compassion for my fellow human or animal for that matter. Young or old we all deserve love, respect and compassion.

[@robertnewhart3547]

At this point, a joke against Biden, is a joke against democracy. Figure it out.

[@ayejay5603]

Yes, yes,. Fish and chips are so intricate to make you need a Scottish chef.

[@LizSalazar-p8d]

Wow! I can watch his shows all nigh long! Love you Jimmy.

[@cindyh-r6340]

In any other election I’d say it’s fine to mock the current president. Not this one. Please remember what’s at stake.

[@justizdream1918]

People please don’t get your young kids in this maga mess

[@TerlinguaTalkeetna]

Watching On the Money was sadly depressing for this old man.

[@roskovair]

Damn this monologue was fire.

[@haydenvanmeeteren5127]

This video made me want to vote for Trump

[@KrisCorby-iv8dg]

I LOVE the "Man on the Street" segment!...thanx!!!...👍👍

[@barrymccreary9565]

One of the best shows jimmy

[@pemdechen6300]

That's right - the President is old but he's been one of the most effective presidents to date!