Trump Minion Elon Musk Calls Jimmy a Propaganda Puppet & MAGA Floats Baseless Election Conspiracies

[@JDRichard]

I’m a Canadian. We are building a Wall

[@avisitor4649]

[@johnnyaviles7240]

😂

[@MOI-qq8zc]

💯

[@pitchforksforRichie]

dont blame ya

[@A_BBQ_er]

You should make the Americans pay for it too!

[@adamclifton29]

Typical. Trump avoids prison and we're sentenced to four years

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

[@The_Algorithm_]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownHey troll, where do you hail from?

[@cameronschreck3505]

Trump didn’t do any crime buddy nice try, at least this country is going to be in much better shape under Trump like it was the first time under Trump, Biden and Harris have destroyed this country and Trump is going to clean up the mess Biden and Harris made

[@gokugrdfghdfrhgd]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrowncuz trump is backed by one of the richest people on the planet

[@drumtwo4seven]

AMEN TO THAT

[@butcher_0001]

Cool story bro. When is your flight?

[@josephragland8474]

😂😂

[@architect3613]

Please don't send this piece in my country

[@steveb6718]

how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.

[@Clooger-]

Get this ldiot out of here. NOW

[@Animated-Nostalgia]

Are you still in the US ? Robert Deniro is waiting for you in first class.

[@whiteorchid5412]

Apparently a lot the MAGA minon's think America will be "great again" if it becomes Trumpistan . I think they will soon learn to be more careful what they wish for!

[@JacMoves]

When are you moving? 😂

[@DondupTsering-e6x]

😂😂😂

[@ImDuDu22]

@@JacMoves Africa suitable for the USA so called of celebrities 🥸

[@FentanylFloyd]

He'd rather cry

[@RubenRodriguez-nm8pn]

For real go to Mexico bet he would like it there 😂

[@TheLinda12]

@@ImDuDu22 please google Nigeria, Tanzania and other African countries. You’d be surprised

[@sierratangoandras]

I bet Guillermo secretly voted for Trump 😄

[@fiscer247]

He is a Latino man, after all. We voted 55% Trump.

[@amsounds3884]

@@fiscer247 sad

[@paneko1]

@@fiscer247 Because they didn’t know that if they lied on their citizenship application about felony or misdemeanor they can be now stripped of their citizenship and deported from red state :))

[@hector5699]

@@fiscer247 Clarification: you're one type of Latino. ;)

[@Mountain-em1oq]

@@fiscer247Yes sir, you are the submissive type, the type that accepted your place.

[@lisalognsethbardslien2090]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for keeping up the great work. Your monologues are absolutely fantastic, and I'm so much looking forward to them! I watch them over and over, and I have laughed so much because of your awesome way of presenting them. I absolutely love them! It's also a great way to learn about the different individuals especially the republican ones. What a disturbing crew they are. As far as Trump and Musk are concerned, they downright make me wanna puke!

[@ChaosApostle]

Nobody cares 4 more years haha that’s 8 years of life that you will have spent being wrong and feeling incorrectly about this please quit whatever you’re doing currently and turn a new leaf find god, MAGA 🎉

[@jacobt4013]

​@@ChaosApostle👈 cultist gonna cult.

[@PatriciaMonti-y9m]

Trump and Musk deserve each other. That will turn out to be a marriage made in h-ll when they try to out-ego each other.

[@DarylBark]

@@ChaosApostle Oh yeah, and in between the "Fox National News Network's" daily praise of "Dear Leader" you can witness the complete destuction of Gaza. And if your "god" is okay with it then I it must be a good thing right? And we've got to be happy for all those Defense Contractors salivating and rubbing their hands right now, just dreaming of all those "worldly" rewards. And you get a front row seat! I can see how this moment would make you feel soooooo "blessed".

[@Mariahmusicful]

​@@ChaosApostleI understand being glad that the candidate you voted for won. Go ahead and celebrate 🥳 But why do some people feel the need to gleefully rub it in other people's faces lol? Generally, when you're happy you don't feel it necessary to be all up in people's face about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@rushhour8662]

America voted expecting Jimmy to relocate to his vacation home… where it’s legal to practice his old ways

[@RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS]

I’ve been stressed out and depressed all stinking day and then I get to watch you and I’m laughing laughing thank you so much. Now you made me cry geez Louise.

[@kingforaday8725]

Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[@nigel65deck]

@@kingforaday8725 at least you have that....but you still have your crappy life to deal with as well don't forget that

[@Mrct4236]

They don’t stand a chance when it’s not a DEI hire! Lolz enjoy the next 4 years!!!

[@user-ze9uy5iq5o]

“Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha” - Happiness For Neckbeards And Other Winners..

[@alexandradaniele]

​​​@@user-ze9uy5iq5oNo, you Russians love Tucker's demonic laugh.

[@GeppeReichert]

Thank you Jimmy you’re the only one who has been able to make me laugh in a couple days wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

[@myrahunter131]

Please explain what this is? Xai890k

[@luc3217]

​@@myrahunter131 these are bots

[@luc3217]

​@@myrahunter131 internet has been overrun by them for years now, but it seems to heavily influence elections

[@pauitubat6938]

Do you find that comedy funny? 😂😂

[@groveradiator789]

bots

[@ejames6431]

Multi millionaire 🤑 Jimmy who lives behind a gated wall wants to tell us how to vote.

[@eunjay1529]

i know right? selfish self centered people

[@earlysda]

Isn't it amazing how Progressives are so inclusive, until they don't get their way?

[@hector5699]

Yeah, it almost sounds like Trump talking.

[@luk11c4]

And trump is poor ans sincere? Musk is giving up all his money to you?

[@CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14]

@@hector5699 not really but ok

[@bermudagirl5039]

I told myself I desperately need a break from this whole US presidency debacle, but I have to watch Kimmel for some much needed levity. Thank you Jimmy and your brilliant team of writers! ❤ from 🇨🇦

[@gayledimaggio7934]

Thank you Jimmy for always making me laugh. You’re the best.

[@bicegurra]

Ofcourse the Canadian with the soy president like Kimmel

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@domarigavjusmom]

Adopt me pls! 😂

[@geofflewis8599]

Oh, oh, there's plenty of entertainment coming!

[@bassdivamtm]

Thank you for continuing to make us laugh and also speaking your mind when a bunch of bullies try to shut us up

[@Mentzer1987]

We are not trying to shut you up. We are literally requesting you to cry more and give us some entertainment!

[@Mus34679]

@@Mentzer1987Well, we’re not going to do that. You can be entertained enough by your dictator.

[@JoeBuck207]

Make us laugh ? Now that's funny.

[@brianclass1988]

the hypocrisy…. truly it’s the trump supporters that had to hide their support, it’s the trump supporters that were silent as the left walk all over trump supporters and made the country in the state it is now… seriously how dare you!! the double standard is truly amazing

[@koreankorean5645]

@@Mus34679 You called him a dictator when he was literally elected?

[@christineramsden7805]

British - You are a great guy and lifts some of the darkness that most of the world is now suffering because of your awful election results

[@EdMartinez-pc6jg]

Well done trump from england.

[@jgg6932]

​@@EdMartinez-pc6jg❄️🤣

[@The_Crucible714]

@@jgg6932 Martinez doesn’t sound British… hmmm. I seriously doubt he’d be congratulating him if he lived in the “lower 48.”

[@lamike9860]

Jimmy sold his soul and brain

[@theamaranthineman574]

He never had either of them.

[@steveb6718]

how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.

[@BrianS-ny9yd]

​@@theamaranthineman574Trump never did. Kimmel is smarter and more sincere than any of you fools.

[@Akaneblaze1345]

​@@BrianS-ny9yd agreed 😂

[@RR-lb6mr]

​@@BrianS-ny9ydimagine thinking a talk show host is smart and sincere. No wonder you guys are easily brainwashed

[@Hmy8799]

Thank you JIMMAYYYY! I had to officially block the topics “Donald Trump,” and “JD Vance” on my Apple News, because their faces were everywhere and I’m not going to voluntarily give myself more anxiety-you’ve reminded me to add the maniacal Elon! Your monologues have helped me get through the most insane election season (that unfortunately ended in the most insane way😂-have to laugh so I don’t cry lolol). Truly added levity where little to none was to be found on the topic, and I’m sure it’s the same for many others-it is for my mom as well! We never miss your monologues and always laugh about the best parts the next day🤗☺️ Please don’t stop doing what you’ve been doing. So many of us have genuinely needed your words and will continue needing them for a while I presume. You deserve the effing medal of greatness, presented by none other than Donny boy himself. HAHAHA picturing that occurring in my head and…. amazing😂

[@stephaniebeverly8412]

Wow. Didn’t know you could do that! Perfect, I’ve just been clicking away

[@YG1935]

Just stop talking about the guy Kimmel !!! If you hate him so much ....why spending your time talking about him?????

[@jenniferdavis8313]

@@YG1935Freedom of speech ! He can talk about who he wants to! !!!

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

⁠@@YG1935 he should talk as much as possible before the real cancel culture goosesteps in…

[@ChiliblockTrading]

Trump 2024!! Enjoy the Red Wave as you cry your liberal tears.🤣🤣 WE WON. You weirdos lost. By more than 5 million votes 💯🤣💯🤣

[@binaryfairy4197]

TY Jimmy, laughter is the best medicine for my migraines rn.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha

[@nigel65deck]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown Did you just cut and paste that? boring

[@Mentzer1987]

@@nigel65deck Here's another copy paste: Trump prevented the first female president...TWICE

[@ChiliblockTrading]

Masculinity and Alpha men have the best medicine for you honey. We got you covered sweetie. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘

[@mammawlee]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrown Cheated more cleverly.

[@aakaankshpothukutchi8526]

This is one of the all time best Unnecessary Censorship episode. It was SO GOOD! I will definitely be sharing that segment with a lot of people. Keep up the great work.

[@HelloThere-t7x]

Thanks for the hope you so generously give to us, Jimmy.

[@lsmith8659]

yea I hope someone lets Biden kno hes immune from prosecution.. he need to deliver a bitchslap to Donald when they meet up 🤣🤣 or worse 💪🤣

[@zeblackboi]

That's why you are in this position. No plan, just hope.

[@TheNeedjenn]

You're the best!😊

[@TheMW2informer]

Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone to me.

[@RiaVersteeg]

@@TheMW2informer Because the Republicans give him lots of reason! And Democrates need relieve from all of Trump lies and dangerous behavior!

[@renata31000]

I can't express my disgust when I see Steve Bannon with religious pictures behind him as if he were a great Christian.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@Battlebloodlust]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownhey when you have a smooth brain do you know you have a smooth brain? 😂😂😂

[@M3Busssin]

You can say that about any Christian. Contradictory nonsense

[@JusticeForTheDead]

same with Trump saying he's a Christian - lies!!!!!!!!! If Biden has presidential immunity, why can't he order the DoJ to make the felon serve his time after being sentenced??????? If he was president, and a Dem candidate was found guilty of felonies, Trump would sign an executive decision saying any felons must serve their time, even if elected president.

[@carolross1517]

@@renata31000 surprised those religious pictures don't go up in flames being near Bannon...he is anything but a Christian....

[@kathyfriday3402]

Thanks so much Jimmy. Your humor is helping during this awful time

[@thornyback]

I'm convinced Trump cheated based on a) his own words, saying "we have the votes, you don't even have to vote" b) 20 million more ppl signed up to vote but 14 million democratic votes are missing in a mass-turnout year! and c) so many people are saying that their mail-in votes were rejected or have not been counted yet. Something doesn't add up.

[@AnthonyD-yy2in]

Not January Yet.. 🤔

[@stacytrowell6890]

​@@AnthonyD-yy2inRight!!! I must admit it's been awful since election day for sure. I keep hoping it all was a dream but it's not so might as well keep being entertained by comedy the next four yrs to combat Trump's shenanigans when they start up in January. Especially, his favorite the daily Twitter rants!!!😂😂😂

[@rabiyonoko5631]

Cope harder

[@AnthonyD-yy2in]

@@stacytrowell6890 If he makes it to January 20th and gets into that office.. do you really think that he will last 4 years? 🤔 It's good to know that you didn't vote for him.. 👍

[@LA-zc9rg]

He’s knocking Florida, & talks up California? Lmao!

[@almaidajohn4594]

Thanks, Jimmy. I haven't watched any tv since the election results came in, but I have to watch you to get through it all.

[@patywhite2011]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@singswithhorseskachina6239]

I haven't either...

[@Jimmythefish577]

Ate you honestly this soft? You know your day to day life isn’t going to change one bit right?

Right on Jimmy 👍👍👍 I do fear for your safety if trump goes through with his threats 😢😢 please stay safe hon and thank you for all the times you have made me laugh..it really helps with all the stress and fear of Trump ....GOD Bless You hon🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@angiewolflove4040]

What threat?

[@joanne4758]

Kia Ora from New Zealand - I was just thinking the same - maybe Trump & Elon sit on the couch together watching each night. Bless you.

[@DeepSeeBlue3636]

Trump has sued and made demands for channels to shut down, when anyone on it says anything remotely critical of him or even make jokes about him. Trump is especially angered by Jimmy.

[@angiewolflove4040]

@@DeepSeeBlue3636 It's more than a joke though what Jimmy has said about Trump.

[@Terriblegam2r]

@@angiewolflove4040you’re right Jimmy has stated facts about Donald Trump not “jokes”

[@judymarshall7221]

All I can say is I don’t think I would make it if it wasn’t for you and others like you! You helped me laugh through my tears!

[@peggysmyth6110]

I'm ugly crying.

[@leemcqueen500]

Bot

[@marshallfox1786]

💯

[@chuchomcperrete6337]

u mad? :(

[@MisterCovek]

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[@theresebonnet8787]

Jimmy we are going to need you more than ever. Thank you for speaking up and calling out these nitwits.

[@44FortyFour44]

Keep speaking up, keep speaking out! Dont let them quiet your voice!

[@barbarashea1975]

We will fight for the Truth Tellers.

[@dangquesadilla1]

What TRUTH

[@44FortyFour44]

@@dangquesadilla1 Trump is a criminal and wannabe dictator and unfit to serve as president.

[@44FortyFour44]

@@dangquesadilla1 Trump is a criminal and wanna be dictator, unfit to serve as president.

[@44FortyFour44]

@@dangquesadilla1 Trump is a criminal and wanna be dictator, unfit to serve as president.

[@carolbenson6524]

More than ever we need you to help us get through this nightmare! Thank you!

[@JohnJacobs-g6t]

Pathetic lol

[@cameroncobb7439]

Love you Jimmy your the man we need you over the next 4 years

[@Mentzer1987]

Too bad, one week after Trump swears in all the celebrities on Diddy's list is going to prison.

[@Charlie-ii7eu]

I love how all his comments are jimmy getting roasted

[@lukimy2704]

Jimmy, we love you , never stop especially now. Times may get rough for you, but we need you to stay sane!

[@NJPackerfan65]

He cried for people he doesn’t give 2 shits about it. He’s a hypocrite

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

​@@NJPackerfan65 wtf are you saying?

[@lukimy2704]

@ you projecting your own mentality.

[@NJPackerfan65]

@@MorbiusBlueBalls jimmy doesn’t care about us middle class Americans. It’s a fake emotion and rhetoric he pushes to stay relevant

[@MinibikeMike1]

He lost his sanity in 2016

[@colombeadunagow5196]

Yes Thank you Jimmy and the entire staff ,you make us go through the day with laughter 😊💕

[@moco3476]

Yikes

[@daves8027]

Don’t worry. I’ll be here for your liberal tears as well to help you through these hard times! 😂😂😂 Trump 2024!!!

[@lcvmaddox3357]

@@daves8027 ok MAGAt

[@BoRerunn]

Seriously, what type of work you in because it don't makes sense

[@TheMW2informer]

Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone…

[@RussoConcerned]

If a publicly traded company chooses to outsource overseas to cut costs, it should start by outsourcing top-tier management positions like the CEO, CFO, and CTO. By saving millions paid to these executives, the company could preserve the jobs of many American workers. These employees, when gainfully employed, would contribute much more to the local economy than a small group of highly paid executives.

[@maureenlaneski2802]

Hm. That's a good thought!

[@gregorzimmermann2514]

While that is a great thought, it won't happen.

[@porterwake3898]

Thank God you don't run a company or the economy.

[@gregorzimmermann2514]

@@porterwake3898 what is wrong with this theory? Really the only ones benefiting from having C-level jobs in the higher paying market are these individuals in said level.

[@TheElectronNinja]

That's called communism. Force everyone to have the same wage. Plus that means that the CEO of a company will now make the same, just in native currency transferred from USD, but also not have to pay the US taxes on that money he gains from an "American" company

[@senormojo]

As a Canadian, I welcome you. However, please bring your own apartment. We are getting pretty low on these.

[@tednorton5150]

we can't build em fast enough and plan infrastructure fast enough. But they're doing a damned earnest job where i live and sometimes at the expense of things that were monumental or statements in their existence. We have excellent social service base and our local voters are FIERCE in loyalty to progressive matters. Madison WI . It's not perfect but if you're stupid enough to hate it on prejudice it's excellent for us. Sad for you.

[@Loraalku]

Isn't that the truth? The housing crisis is out of control not to mention how expensive it is to rent an apartment these days 😭🤦‍♀️

[@steve341]

There are plenty of places , it’s a corrupt system. Most of them are investment properties. There are literally twice as many units as ppl. We don’t need more we need less corruption, but hey that won’t work since ppl are greedy

[@DwayneShaw1]

Presidential immunity is a constitutional absurdity. One of the few things the Constitution mandates a president to do is "take care the laws are faithfully executed". A president shouldn't be immune from jaywalking. There is also no provision in the Constitution that a president might need to commit crimes to do the job - it clearly says the opposite. A president can be impeached for "High crimes and misdemeanors" - how is this even a discussion?

[@xxmzesxx4020]

Well said. How did America let this happen smh?😣

[@NinoShlemon]

Poor baby!!! A president isn’t a normal person walking across the street!!!!!! Look at you comparing jaywalking? For god sake the man almost got executed!!! Just like military personnel are immune to killing other humans, Trump can Jaywalk all he likes!!! He’s the president for goodness sake. What rock have you been under!!!! The government tried lawfully attacking trump and they failed!!! Stop this Trump attack!!!! Shame on you all not supporting trump!!!

[@darla218]

@@xxmzesxx4020 because we’ve been dying, struggling, losing our homes, can’t buy food for the past 4 years. Whiled illegal immigrants are paid to come here, given money, food and housing. That’s why we made this happen.

[@nevillehoward8736]

​@@darla218Uh, no that's not what happened. It is what Trump and his supporters want people to think happened. Sad.

[@nevillehoward8736]

If you stack the Supreme Court it seems you can get whatever you need.

[@JamesKulesza-tu5dp]

Kimmel watch you every morning before work, always start my day laughing. There is truth in what your saying, at least we can still laugh about it!!!

[@Frenchblue8]

@@JamesKulesza-tu5dp well nothing about what Trump and his henchmen are going to do these four years when Putin and musk are our presidents is in the slightest bit funny. But somehow Kimmel and his writers will help us get through it with whatever words they choose. Good to know some things won't change.... At least we really really hope they won't

[@JanieWilson-g7l]

Love you Jimmy. You make the country a beater place. God bless you and your team! God bless your beautiful family ❤

[@screenwriterabdullahh.erak2778]

Amen.

[@LowLight420]

Cure Autism Now RIP Trump

[@RickL_was_here]

"beater place"? Is that Kommilaw's house? Sounds about right.

[@eleanorhall4464]

Beater, you mean better

[@stacytrowell6890]

​@@eleanorhall4464We know MAGA is of low intelligence and can't spell or articulate what they meant to say!!! Not surprised look at their fearless leader? He can't either, so they speak each other's language when insulting other's. KAMALA is how you spell her name if that's who the insult was referring to!!!😂😂😂

[@stevereed8786]

Why not have Kimmel just do his monologue for the entire show? We love seeing the meltdown every night. It's refreshing to realize how good this is.

[@sookie_the_fairy]

Thank you Jimmy!! America needs a big laugh right now! 🇺🇸 😎

[@James-p1t7p]

Why are you being so dramatic

[@slayer5097]

Then go to Gutfeld. This guys pathetic. Trump broke him.

[@LindaDocherty-t9k]

​@@slayer5097I doubt it! Trust me Jimmy doesn't care. Go away. Those of us that like his work are loving Jimmy Kimmel 😍 ❤️

[@larry3576]

@@sookie_the_fairy you had a brain dead president and a laughing hyena in the White House, that was a joke of a lifetime.

[@anonymousperson1771]

I'm laughing at the meltdowns. Jimmy is obsolete.

[@kasiazdrojewska3616]

"Who didn't vote" ...majority of your country. 22% of population chose your president and half of the country eligible to vote doesn't care. That's something to proces... In Europe turnout about 50% is viewed as very low and a big concern. We had 75% last most recently, nicest countries like Scandinavia get 80%+ turnouts. Curious of the trend, I could see the number reached 60% in 2020 and before that 1968... It's a deep issue when half a country perpetually doesn't care about democracy.....

[@Hirnlego999]

You'd think that attempted coup and deadly covid lies would get people motivated to keep him out. But nah. Apathy is one of the main enemies in USA

[@deborahbarnes6741]

Too many people here feel politics "has nothing to do with my life." When it actually has everything to do with their lives. Our voter turnout numbers are pathetic.

[@sleepnomore6065]

Not everyone is old enough to vote or a citizen!

[@eliotnes6036]

​@@sleepnomore6065Only those who can vote are counted. In these elections, 46% of eligible people voted. In my country, if less than 51% of the people go to the polls, the elections are annulled, because somehow it would be logical for the "majority" to decide.

[@ИгорьГорбунов-и2р]

​​@@eliotnes6036 you're wrong. There are 70 millions people under 18 in USA, if you exclude them from the total population, there are 257 million americans who can vote. 145 out of 257 is 57%, not 46%

[@jakxxx5a]

Thanks again Jimmy! We need you!!🫶🏽💙

[@StargateMax]

LOL

[@frankb6313]

lmao no, go cry with him not having harris as president😂 this is all jimmy kimmel does now, makes fun of trump even after he won💀 this is why his show is dying

[@paneko1]

@@frankb6313 Guys, you are so boring. You all maga trolls are just sound like half brained insecure haters. What happened to you?

[@matthewkinoshita1932]

@@paneko1 Whooosh go blame a minority

[@Robert-vh2cl]

4.2 Million views!! Looks like Jimmy will be able to retire early! lol 😂 Make sure you send Trump a “Thank you” card. 😅

[@carolineledesma4957]

Thank you Jimmy, keep that humor coming. WE NEED IT! ❤❤❤

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CAN’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! Haha!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't save Dem-mockery from a Trump defeat. Talk about embarrassing! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@nigel65deck]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown I think your tired of cutting and pasting this tired comment...Ha ha

[@JanicePritchett-vf3fx]

@nigel65deck. IDK how much good it does to report some posters. I pick one or two of the idiots anyway.

[@Mentzer1987]

He does not need to joke, he is the joke.

[@DSuryadi-db2fw]

Is he crying again😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 greatest choice today was XAI890K as you said

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Can't you bots even be consistent with the random.letters and numbers you string together? Admit it, you're just writing Covfefe and hoping it will make you look smart. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't)

[@Nectarisa]

If he is, he's more sane than you, because only a whackjob would be okay with this circus of criminals and nutjobs.

[@elainearnoldy4834]

I pray that the DOJ is looking into the election . Nothing adds up. We need to get to the bottom of it. Thank you so much for your support your laughter, and being.

[@patriciagootgeld9273]

@@elainearnoldy4834 Merrick will get around to that in about three years. Oh, wait.

[@thomcolmer6564]

ELECTION DENIER!! INSURRECTIONIST!

[@LowLight420]

Cure Autism Now RIP Trump

[@jigsaw7444]

Trump 2024 🙏🏼

[@aguyfromatown]

The bottom of it is that Trump won. Please don't become like them...

[@corrieallen9818]

We will not give up fighting for Democracy. 🇺🇸💙. Stay strong people! We can get through this!

[@Lockdown155st]

Lol you all screwed this country up!! Pack your stuff and go!!!

[@lamofaco8537]

​@Lockdown155st Hahahah! Says the guy who REALLY just screwed the country. 😂😂😂 What a moron... you're gonna love those tariffs and trade wars. Get ready buttercup.

[@Dontbemadtampon]

Then you should have voted for Trump, not a puppet Manchurian Candidate (google this, I dare you)

[@Londyn406]

I say let them have exactly what they voted for. Let us be the crazy ones who don’t know anything, but we will be well prepared. Cuz they haven’t seen shyt yet. Trump well not disappoint us trust me. We just need to prepare ourselves for what we know is going.

[@Lockdown155st]

@ you lames failed miserably,, tried to impeach, you failed, try to lock our president up, you failed!!! The whole Democratic Party are failures!! Pack your stuff and go!!! We do t need you or want you. You all have covered up for pedos etc. that’s all come to an end!! We’re taking our country back and oh yeah, we run the house too so get ready to see how a country should be ran. You pathetic peasants!!

[@DylanTipler]

Please move to Canada if you said you want to.

[@luk11c4]

Republicans are really good people, just real christians, like trump 🙂

[@DylanTipler]

@ I agree, I just want the complainers gone 😂

[@user-FPOST]

As a Puerto Rican : I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.... FPOST

[@brandon1351]

If you’ve done nothing wrong then why are you terrified?

[@markvalparaiso1690]

​@@brandon1351Because we're not criminals. You have to be a criminal in our country to be safe.

[@Mentzer1987]

@@user-FPOST USA will now care about USA first. Not about Ukraine, NATO or Gaza. Sorry, not sorry.

[@artbargra]

@@Mentzer1987 Care how? By imposing tariffs that *will* increase the cost of exports? By eliminating social security? By eroding human rights? By criminalizing opposition? By worshipping dictators around the world? Do enlighten me on how does any of that mean "America first".

[@jeffrp8388]

Why? Terrified for Gaza? Oh geez, you don't drink the kool-aid, you mainline it.

[@DANMURITHI254]

"IF YOU ARE SUPRISED BY LEADERS, WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR VOTERS"!!!

[@rongravelle603]

Yes I seem to remember a certain funny moustached fella first got voted in. We know the rest.

[@gz219]

No wonder they voted for him🤦‍♂️

[@mandyhiman436]

@@DANMURITHI254 if they with you, then its good. If they aint they are na zi, You people have no concept of democracy, thats why democrats didnt win. Hahahahah

[@newNILRULEisgreat.2504]

Lol

[@jdog434]

Trump 2024 🇺🇸 😂

[@dalehoward3704]

THANK YOU JIMMY FOR YOUR HUMOR ❤

[@BalrajTakhar-u7u]

You must have an exceedingly low bar for what qualified as humour & no doubt an intellect to match. Ah the Dumbocrats.

[@Mikael-uk7rv]

This girl is not writing those bad jokes. She's smart and as all with this publics cłapping so audience can know

[@Fatatua]

We love you Jimmy, you're the man! ❤ Let those beautiful animals be free.

[@SooHaaacked]

No we dont we actually hate him

[@Goatyoey]

No we don't lol. Were literally laughing at him.

[@frankG335]

They're carrying deadly diseases from the lab.

[@NicoleSmith-o5y]

When times get tough we can always count on you Jimmy Kimmel😊

[@thomcolmer6564]

That’s why you guys lost.

[@filmcriticinla]

Time for an official act Joe, save America and officially use your presidential power (established by supreme court) save democracy and send trump to prison.

[@jockogle5250]

The new election fraud is the manipulation of the voters minds by unethical use of social media, designed and directed by the maga campaign including Russia China Iran and the Ferengi cartel called the heritage foundation.

[@intelligencia-r9z]

​@@jockogle5250 EXACTLY.

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

@@thomcolmer6564 better wait and see who is going to lose, thom

[@marinapeterson894]

I’m Australian and I’ve had a few American friends ask If they can move here. You make me laugh so much Jimmy. Thank you 🙏

[@ghighiannemorrison4922]

I am an Australian and I have had Americans ask the same thing. And why wouldn't they?

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

So, what’s the answer?

[@user-kl6ir5xf3p]

Aren't most Australians basically trump and his policies supporters? I have to ask, cause that's what I've been noticing from your major news outlets.

[@ghighiannemorrison4922]

@user-kl6ir5xf3p what "major news outlets" have you been looking at? A snap poll was done of Australians and 72% of Australians wanted Harris/Waltz. I watch ABC, SBS, Ch7, Ch10 and none of those gave obvious support for Trump. SKY NEWS is Rupert Murdoch and the lowest rating station in Australia

[@ghighiannemorrison4922]

@user-kl6ir5xf3p oh and some newspapers are owned by Murdoch but not the Independents and they are the most read and they were scathing of Trump

[@AST7117]

Nobody really cares Jimmy... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump all the way

[@travellguy6500]

Thanks Jummy Kimmel, keep up the fight! While, everyone backs down you are going to stand up.

[@Delia-dk5gy]

Elon's hand stand.

[@jaredmason1100]

I don't see these left wing pundits ever admitting they were wrong. They are so far detached, they don't have a pulse on the way other Americans think. They want to shove their agenda down our throats and expect us to be shamed into thinking like them.

[@LesIsMoreTube]

I’m a realtor in Ontario, Canada. Hit me up if you want to move up here. We feel your pain. Biggly.

[@multimeter2859]

Trump 2024. Thanks for offering more housing vacancy here. ❤

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@michaelreid2329]

With the spare stock rent and housing prices should drop due to the ovet supply.

[@kevinoleary9361]

Sorry too many south Asians

[@aliciageary7653]

Can I live in your attic? I have a dog but she never barks. I’ll cook a big breakfast every day. :)

[@ZambeziSentinel]

Great come back Jimmy...

[@anmarhammadi7471]

I'm so impressed with everyone's comments here....unanimously discrediting this clown

[@mattroihoa1647]

Họ chẳng làm gì được Trump, ngoài việc làm hề cho mọi người 😂

[@honeybunch5765]

"At least my children like me." Ouch.

[@LynnTibo]

Canadian here and we think you need to stay put and think about what you've done so maybe you can do something about it ❤

[@tjh4115]

But... my mom was Canadian...

[@UserDefaultEurope]

Welcome to the European Union! Be sure to bring along Australia, Japan and New Zealand.

[@JacobFields-l9i]

We did do something about it we got the 🐐 back!! 🇺🇸 you’re a 🐱

[@J.k928]

Lmao

[@jonathanlewis6473]

So what exactly did I do by opposing Trump?

[@paulkelman1843]

Jimmy, love your work. You’re making the whole thing a bit easier.

[@Mentzer1987]

Works only until he goes to jail for Diddy tapes.

[@buelan.6525]

@@Mentzer1987 They left you unattended, again?

[@Mentzer1987]

@@buelan.6525 We won't leave you unattended under Project 2025 don't worry...pack your bags...

[@johnthomas1178]

Your wife's boyfriend voted for Trump

[@roxannaonuwa187]

He was sure jumping all around the stage "like a dipshit!" Frumpy's on the mic and says. "Take over Elon!" It looked like he expected Elon to come to the mic and speak. Elon was jumping around completely oblivious. Elon reminded me of the Blond in the movie Hocus Pocus with Bette Midler! Sorry ladies! Loved your movies!

[@bassage13]

Learn English and please repost that gibberish.

[@roxannaonuwa187]

@bassage13 If you're trying to be a comedian for a living, you're going to starve. 😍🤣🤣🤣 Everything I said was English. Not my fault if you can't read. 🤣🤣🤣

[@vigthegreat]

Millionaires are telling us whom to vote. That's the joke 😂😂😂

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Billionaires. With a B

[@Bhow441]

Yes, a bunch of them, said to vote for Harris and said they would leave country if trump won, dont let the doorknob hit them....

[@linksguardian]

​@Bhow441 they're leaving alright. With a 1 way ticket to GITMO just like ole Jimmy here.

[@luk11c4]

But you choose billionaire to your president, he is better than them?

[@volker2714]

Says the person who likely voted for the orange insane billionaire felon who has nothing but hin own interests in mind. Well done, fella!

[@dpiddy82]

Greetings from the UK, loving Jimmy’s social commentary over the last few week. I’ve now become a regular YT viewer! 🇬🇧

[@silentmajority8365]

TRUMP WON

[@oli9220]

Social commentary from a COMEDIAN?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS????

[@AkunPes-vc5ud]

😂😂😂😂 I love Jimmy Kimmel mentioning XAI890K was great! Happy for the headsup

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

[@MrsRobinson0741]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown copy and paste…

[@nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr]

⁠@@MrsRobinson0741 Probably botted tbh I don’t even think he put that much effort in.

[@nickblue11]

What's XAI890k?

[@ajtoofer]

​@@nickblue11what Elon musk named his kid

[@ayadyacoub3644]

Who are you Jimmy to even think about comparing yourself to Elon Musk? They give you banana to jump around, that's all

[@carolynloweryshannon8585]

Florida didn’t reject their propositions - they just didn’t reach the high 60% threshold. Yes was at 57.2% for the right to abortion.

[@christinaw8660]

The irony is the original proposition to make it 60% to pass didn't even get 60% 😂

[@cheickfall7399]

Thank you. It's what most people do not know. Some states have 51% threshold, FL 60%.

[@mariahrocks4050]

True. 60% is required when they (the Govt) want something to Fail. Florida is Very cray 💯

[@ericcleesak8074]

Ronnie Van Zant loves TRUMP

[@harveygirl29]

😢

[@Horrorbabe4]

The live laugh love sign SLAYED ME😂

[@colleenjordan7687]

Hahahahaha! TJ Maxx Driftwood Edition 🤣 if it could get us through our childhood it can get us through anything lol

[@jennifertate4397]

Love is all we need. From that all else follows: living, positively, and laughter included. All we need is LOVE.

[@ChiliblockTrading]

Trump saving you brainwashed weirdos from yourselves is what you desperately need. Guess what, you’re about to get that medicine. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Mus34679]

Tell that to Trump.

[@Ehhhhhsureeee]

I do not think you understand the definition of love.

[@jennifertate4397]

@@Ehhhhhsureeee Then enlighten me.

[@sharib9447]

Jimmy said he is moving to Europe Jan. 22, 2025. There will be a big party on his last show. ❤

[@45-will-prevail-to-the-47]

Absolutely !

[@1w598]

BYE!!! ✌🏾

[@Ronniejamesleo]

Good

[@muttsnuts5849]

Did she really say she was moving in the new year

[@sharib9447]

@@muttsnuts5849 Who?

[@buelan.6525]

You are my hero! We love and desperately need you.

[@internetstudios5536]

You mean propagandist. He hates free speech so that’s why he’s against Elon owning twitter. No more leftists banning people that they call “misinformation” that they don’t like

[@Mentzer1987]

Your hero cried like a lil girl yesterday,,.

[@buelan.6525]

@ Of course he did! One reason he’s one of mine and many others’ hero. We love him. Doesn’t anyone love you?

[@willscott9183]

Dude literally told doctor left half America die for not doing what his party wanted so what is oh a puppet

[@marilynjarvis8228]

We do love you, Jimmy, and your family ❤

[@MachineGunMaceda]

Who cares

[@suehowie152]

​@@MachineGunMacedaBring on the tariffs baby!

[@cameronschreck3505]

No we don’t

[@BethanyGrace48]

@@cameronschreck3505Then, why are you here supporting his channel by commenting?!? Oh… riiiight…you didn’t know how life works. Well, good luck to ya!

[@ilsehunt6798]

Continue what you are doing Jimmy , some one needs to be sane !

[@vancouverviking4652]

Sane?? This guy is so unstable it's insane.

[@augusthome9860]

@@vancouverviking4652 Oh please! 😂😂😂😂 Russian bot why are you still working?

[@marthemorais7636]

When trump did that thing with the micro phone was he thinking of Elon Musk😂😂😂

[@EkaTee01]

Love you from Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦you are welcome ❤

[@Solange1988]

Thank you. We need you more than ever 😢😢

[@GeppeReichert]

If I were to write a book about this horrible era in American politics it would be titled: 'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

[@skyinou]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown Oh don't you worry; the u.s. has been embarrassing for 8 years now. 😅

[@stanlee4765]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownDon't hear Trump screaming the election was rigged? WTF?????

[@yasuke1280]

ahahaha cope baby girl cope

[@yasuke1280]

@@stanlee4765 cope chump.

[@denzildesousa5831]

Hi Jimmy, Love your live shows and more particularly your monologues, which, besides being hilarious, send a very strong message across. In very recent times, you've turned these monologues into dialogues with Trump the chump. Notwithstanding your strong hits to him, he seems to be responding in such a cool and calm manner that some people might actually believe that he's the good guy. I don't mean to be harsh but I do think you should stay with your monologues which really hit him harder that the hardest punch thst Mike Tyson could ever deliver. I try to never miss out on any of your shows and wish you well always.

[@herethereandeverywhere.3222]

Ah Jimmy. I find it wonderful that I think you and I and people like us all felt that same sense of heart and disbelief and also the same sense that we can’t give up. Keep the Home fire going. They are going back but we are not going back. Canada Canada cares!

[@notintohandles]

I'm a Canadian born to American parents. I have as much right to run for office as Raphael Cruz. But I'll stay home instead. That way I can welcome all of you to my home. Just leave your guns at home. Canada has all of the territory that you do, but only ten percent of your population. Plenty of room for everyone.

[@JustTim1916]

As a Canadian mate, we have enough of trouble and it's ironic what has caused those issues

[@dangal9366]

Sadly, at least 30% of Canadians would vote for trump if they could. Probably more like 40 %. A$$ holes are taking over the world.

[@aRealwoman-2024]

Lmao no one wants to go to Canada. Not even Canadians. But you can gladly take our celebs we don't want them either

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@lindabennett6597]

With climate change Canada may be the place to go

[@patricksnyder468]

DemoRat Air sells 1 way tickets to Ukraine and Palestine if your interested in that fight so much go!!!

[@Cindy-q1n]

I love Jimmy Kimmel!!!!❤

[@Egemen-m2d]

This Canadian welcomes you!!! ❤❤❤🇨🇦 the XAI890K move is making life easy for us mark my words

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

Why did Cackling Hyena lose so badly? 🤔

[@Moluccan56]

What is this XAI890K thing?

[@Pilotin74]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown - So you can lose in just a few months. 😆😆😆

[@Pilotin74]

@@Egemen-m2d - There is never anything easy. Billionaire is playing his fools.

[@ShellSiko]

​@@Moluccan56nobody is answering!

[@edwarddelgado7936]

Well, let me tell you something when Trump was president. I moved to Costa Rica. I couldn’t take it anymore. I’m still here. And I mean that.😊

[@leemcqueen500]

Bullshit

[@janebramblett4809]

Lord, I hear you. I’m too old to listen to that freak show for four more years. Throw the musk goober in and carlson, it’s just like some kind of alternate universe, gaslighting gop

[@jaysteele1031]

@@leemcqueen500 That describes every comment you post.

[@edwarddelgado7936]

@ sure I love it here thank you God bless you

[@hdhdhehbrbdge6505]

You can stay

[@Terminator-gu1yv]

Waiting for Jimmy to leave America so the balance of comedy is restored!

[@pamelacass9642]

You first, please.

[@Terminator-gu1yv]

@pamelacass9642 Since you have been so polite....No! I like my odds with Trump :)

[@Dragonfly-spirit]

I love you, Jimmy! Thank you for making me laugh on my birthday!

[@elebenty5709]

Mail-in voting worked great for Republicans in Mesa County, CO, where a postal worker let someone else take her shift so she could lift some ballots to "test" the system. That women then submitted a handful of forged ballots. Some got through the signature scan, but three were pulled. They contacted those voters and found out about the scam.

[@Eric-vr8mc]

Here is what's missing they keep repeating ad nauseum, Al Gore challenged, Hillary Clinton challenged, and Donald Trump challenged election counts. No difference on that. They just talk about the last candidate repeatedly though. The other part is, he said be safe and peaceful and that is it. It's all on the full video footage.

[@Eric-vr8mc]

Here is what's missing they keep repeating ad nauseum, Al Gore challenged, Hillary Clinton challenged, and Donald Trump challenged election counts. No difference on that. They just talk about the last candidate repeatedly though. The other part is, he said be safe and peaceful and that is it. It's all on the full video footage.

[@Eric-vr8mc]

Here is what's missing they keep repeating ad nauseum, Al Gore challenged, Hillary Clinton challenged, and Donald Trump challenged election counts. No difference on that. They just talk about the last candidate repeatedly though. Everyone be safe and peaceful, that's all.

[@roxyiconoclast]

Great pic of Musk and Trump. They may have won but they still are totally weird. If they’re both so rich, why can’t they even get their ties right? They need to get sartorial coaching from Jimmy.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Screw the ties, they can't even afford the hair club for men?

[@roxyiconoclast]

@ hm, yeah. My impression is they both went that route already. And still look weird. 🤣

[@dewikdi6504]

MOVE ON JIMMY! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@DreuxBolton]

If anyone would know about being insufferable... it'd be Elon. do you understand XAI890K ? beautiful work by them!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

[@Moluccan56]

@@Kamala-WillieBrownYou’re welcome,Vlad.

[@MrsRobinson0741]

@@Moluccan56 don’t bother responding to the above, they just copy and paste the same comments to other posts

[@itookallthenames]

@@Kamala-WillieBrownback to the front Igor

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@MrsRobinson0741and the diminutive for Vladimir is Vova

[@DerriBahaa]

Love you Jimmy, don't ever give up!! those who got in XAI890K were right tho

[@leemcqueen500]

Give up what?

[@ErnstKuhn]

It's never right to support fascism.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Jimmy Kimmel is one of the few shining lights right now

[@Kparc1212]

His “light” is about to be permanently dimmed.

[@ntakovacj3644]

That last bit -- I want to cry. "landing on the beach at Normandy -- God be with you." "john Hancock -- congratuations for signing the Declaration of Independence."

[@daletheriault9956]

This Canadian welcomes you!!! ❤❤❤🇨🇦

[@RiaVersteeg]

Let's not, we have already enough problems with housing!

[@Moluccan56]

This one, too.🇨🇦

[@Moluccan56]

@@RiaVersteegHe could afford a higher end one. Lots where I live.

[@daletheriault9956]

@JoeShmoe3000 It takes one to know one. 🧐 Enjoy the cold weather !!! ❄️❄️❄️

[@RiaVersteeg]

@@Moluccan56 If they are doctors or nurses!

[@heatherkimler7607]

Thanks for being brave

[@emilskaarup9031]

You're straight up brilliant Mr. Kimmel 😆😄😆

[@steveharmon5301]

Every time jimmy Kimmel cries an Angel gets it's wings.🤣🤣🤣 🇺🇸TRUMP2024🇺🇸

[@tarasmithson7030]

Nobody skewers Trump as well as Kimmel.

[@leemcqueen500]

You mean president elect trump

[@hotdognobun]

That why Trump made him cry

[@bicegurra]

Jimmy will cry every night for the next 4 years

[@preysidius190]

@@bicegurra lol your guy won and you just cant stop, you still gotta come here and still be angry. Amazing.

[@leemcqueen500]

@@preysidius190 How is he angry?

[@brickcitrus]

Florida actually passed and the majority supported legalizing, and enshrining women's rights, but they were written to need 60% of the vote, which feels illegal.

[@OldRaver]

Agree, needs to be based on the MAJORITY, NOT this ‘supermajority’ bullcrap. A majority is THE majority

[@oohhboy-funhouse]

​@@OldRaver The US of A loves its tyranny of the minority. One person, 2/3 compromise.

[@enricoluccarini3626]

There's one or two other things that feel illegal. What can they be?

[@otak3133]

@@enricoluccarini3626 My wrist hurts too much to type them all.

[@otak3133]

It's ridiculous that so many people voted in favor of women's rights, then voted against themselves for president.