Trump Minion Elon Musk Calls Jimmy a Propaganda Puppet & MAGA Floats Baseless Election Conspiracies

[@adamclifton29]

Typical. Trump avoids prison and we're sentenced to four years

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

[@The_Algorithm_]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownHey troll, where do you hail from?

[@cameronschreck3505]

Trump didn’t do any crime buddy nice try, at least this country is going to be in much better shape under Trump like it was the first time under Trump, Biden and Harris have destroyed this country and Trump is going to clean up the mess Biden and Harris made

[@gokugrdfghdfrhgd]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrowncuz trump is backed by one of the richest people on the planet

[@drumtwo4seven]

AMEN TO THAT

[@JamesKulesza-tu5dp]

Kimmel watch you every morning before work, always start my day laughing. There is truth in what your saying, at least we can still laugh about it!!!

[@geekworthy7938]

"At least my children love me." -That is all you need to hear. So much truth in that!

[@dahkneelah]

I'm sure Hunter loves his dad.

[@tueches1822]

​@@dahkneelahlame

[@carolross1517]

💯💯👍👍💙💙💙

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@Yui789esss]

@@geekworthy7938 Biden won’t even pardon his son 😂

[@anhnguyenghet9093]

Bye bye healthcare, bye bye education, bye bye social security, bye bye environment protection, bye bye democracy, bye bye decency Welcome poverty, welcome climate change & hurricanes, welcome gun massacre, welcome racism & sexism, welcome ignorance

[@katstevens8266]

[@karenneill9109]

Bets on how long it takes before Trump and Elon break up their bromance. Those two egos will butt heads sooner or later.

[@lovetafrank7852]

😂😂😂😂

[@AmericanDemocracy1]

Elon bought his spot to swindle billions, he isn't going anywhere soon!

[@jb0529]

I hope so. Stinky austerity plan is very frightening, and he obviously doesn't know what he's doing to have it so extreme. It seems more like a punishment or part of dump's revenge plan instead.

[@vertderferk]

I feel like the real bets are on how long it takes the real kingmakers and Vance to 25th amendment old Don out. It feels very possible.

[@rajahariharan]

A year. Two max.

[@DawnSmall-f6r]

Jimmy thank you.. thank you for your honesty, thank you for your humour, thank you for the vulnerability you have shown. I am Canadian but I teared up with you yesterday. I have two special needs children and in 2016 when Trump was elected my daughter cried. At that time he actively made fun of people with special needs. I understand it’s not our country but to watch your show and feel somewhat validated has been quite rewarding. Thank you, Jimmy.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't save Dem-mockery from a Trump defeat. Talk about embarrassing! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@Gio-kq2fp]

😂😂😂

[@jasonwiedeman4825]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownyou will be the first to lick the boot...

[@concordep2504]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown can’t wait to see you eat your words for every meal when you idol doesn’t deliver the cheap egg you want and the dollar stores all go up because all those imports are going to cost Americans! Go to school and learn some maths and economics

[@CF-mi7xd]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownMommy's calling you from the basement. You need a diaper change.

[@OGSYLVESTER]

Im so thankful we have Jimmy, Stephen, and Seth to help get us through the next 4 years. Thank you, Jimmy!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@reca5038]

Don't forget TDS.

[@thescrappinfrog]

Hopefully, in two years we can take over and reign him in when it's time to vote locally and state.

[@CrochetIsLife54]

They will have good ratings since they will have plenty of material.

[@bridalkauai]

And TDS AND LWT 🎉

[@wandajochandler5248]

Straight up!

[@kathleenroberts6931]

Who would've thought that being a political comedian, would be a national hero 😊 Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel 🇺🇸 🗽🌈 ✌ 🌎 😊

[@seranonable]

🙄

[@thisandthatandotherthings]

Volodymyr Zelenskyy?

[@KeepItCivilPlease293]

National hero? He’s a comedian LMAO this is why yall lost 😂😂😂

[@ayannagreen8398]

JIMMY, your show is popular even with the TROLLS WHO COMMENT FREQUENTLY! YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Wow, can you believe it? Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still can't manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic FAIL! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still can't manage to take down Trump! Isn't that just embarrassing? Haha!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

Imagine Former President WON against Hama La. 🥲

[@josvercaemer264]

i just want to say how happy i am for your wives/sisters, oh and enjoy the roubles

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🚨 22 of the Wrst Horse names: 1. "Sleepy Joe has dementia" 2⁠. "Shocking Reality" 3. "A Disastrous Debate" 4. "Word Salad" 5. "Cackling Hyena" 6. "Nasty Attitude" 7. "No Children" 8. "Drinking Heavily" 9. "Bumbling Interviews" 10. "I grew up in a middle-class family" 11. "I love van diagrams" 12. ⁠"A wide open border" 13. ⁠"Fake Black Accent" 14. "Fake Latin Accent" 15. ⁠"My husband slaps me" 16. "Unburdened by What Has Been" 17. "Disappointed Barry" 18. ⁠"I did the fries" 19. "I did the Willie Brown" 20. "Cut the Interview" 21. "Awkward Cringe" 22. "A Campaign in Shambles" "At least I ain't DT". 👌

[@jessicamoore3143]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for cheering us up.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@colleenjordan7687]

👏

[@carolross1517]

💯👍💙💙💙

[@Horsemanpig]

Trump won 🏆

[@jaysphere7519]

YEAH GO TO DADDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@renata31000]

I can't express my disgust when I see Steve Bannon with religious pictures behind him as if he were a great Christian.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@Battlebloodlust]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownhey when you have a smooth brain do you know you have a smooth brain? 😂😂😂

[@M3Busssin]

You can say that about any Christian. Contradictory nonsense

[@JusticeForTheDead]

same with Trump saying he's a Christian - lies!!!!!!!!! If Biden has presidential immunity, why can't he order the DoJ to make the felon serve his time after being sentenced??????? If he was president, and a Dem candidate was found guilty of felonies, Trump would sign an executive decision saying any felons must serve their time, even if elected president.

[@carolross1517]

@@renata31000 surprised those religious pictures don't go up in flames being near Bannon...he is anything but a Christian....

[@user-py6vz9qg9e]

Jimmy, I'm so proud of you. You're fearless!

[@lisalognsethbardslien2090]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for keeping up the great work. Your monologues are absolutely fantastic, and I'm so much looking for them! I watch them over and over, and I have laughed so much because of your awesome way of presenting them. I absolutely love them! It's also a great way to learn about the different individuals especially the republican ones. What a disturbing crew they are. As far as Trump and Musk are concerned, they downright make me wanna puke!

[@ChaosApostle]

Nobody cares 4 more years haha that’s 8 years of life that you will have spent being wrong and feeling incorrectly about this please quit whatever you’re doing currently and turn a new leaf find god, MAGA 🎉

[@jacobt4013]

​@@ChaosApostle👈 cultist gonna cult.

[@PatriciaMonti-y9m]

Trump and Musk deserve each other. That will turn out to be a marriage made in h-ll when they try to out-ego each other.

[@DarylBark]

@@ChaosApostle Oh yeah, and in between the "Fox National News Network's" daily praise of "Dear Leader" you can witness the complete destuction of Gaza. And if your "god" is okay with it then I it must be a good thing right? And we've got to be happy for all those Defense Contractors salivating and rubbing their hands right now, just dreaming of all those "worldly" rewards. And you get a front row seat! I can see how this moment would make you feel soooooo "blessed".

[@Mariahmusicful]

​@@ChaosApostleI understand being glad that the candidate you voted for won. Go ahead and celebrate 🥳 But why do some people feel the need to gleefully rub it in other people's faces lol? Generally, when you're happy you don't feel it necessary to be all up in people's face about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@colombeadunagow5196]

Yes Thank you Jimmy and the entire staff ,you make us go through the day with laughter 😊💕

[@ray.shoesmith]

Remember folks, Elon Musk used his mother to get a Canadian passport so he could avoid compulsory military service in South Africa. Its like Trump is forming a band, Captain Bone and the Spurs

[@bobcatbigpaws5597]

How ridiculous. 😂

[@mixinitup2031]

Could you imagine sending the hardcore democrats to serve when they start to cry from jokes or not having their own way like jimmy? Lol😂

[@Mona-my5rc]

😂😂😂. Thud is funny, really funny

[@siyar-mc1xz]

In order to fight for an Apartheid regime and listen to your racism accusations?

[@kylefraga5550]

@@ray.shoesmith I remember when Trump won so hard two nights ago. Bwahhahahahahah

[@intallpines]

No pressure, Jimmy! I honestly couldn't have made it through these dark times without you. You have kept me laughing wholeheartedly. Thank you! Kermit can kiss off!

[@TheMovieEditor]

Dark times? The biden years?? Trump hasn't been I office for 4 years....

[@netimaiorieo692]

Swear to God Truth. Love Love Live you man... Thankyou... Mt rage is on a leash. Luv ya Much 😊😊😊😊😊

[@jaysphere7519]

GO GET A DOG

[@urduib]

I will get through the next 4 years listening to Kimmel/Cobert/Stewart. I need the laugh on top to swallow what´s happening. Democrat channels already reporting tens of thousands unsubscribing because they decided to tune out. Maybe focus on making money and pay of debt and keep a roof over your head, because Trump is about to tank the economy into a Depression.

[@meeklet]

You've been killing it, Jimmy, thank you for adding some levity to this nightmare.

[@stopfakenews8368]

LOL The entire internet is mocking him for being a crybaby

[@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h]

​@@stopfakenews8368those people are those MAGAt fly larvae people

[@jaysphere7519]

THAT'S WHAT HE IS PAID FOR. YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF HIM AS SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN? YOU FUNNY FELLA.

[@Godric_71]

Canada is going to see a record number of 4 year leases signed.

[@Larry-h1k2v]

I think Mexico will have a bigger population influx. Canada won't take most of you anyways. They are very selective of who emigrates to their country

[@Larry-h1k2v]

Crystal ball says Mexico will see a bigger population influx.

[@ashleyroman9483]

Im going to miss democracy and free speech. It's been fun

[@frankcolonnadodd4507]

You mean the free speech that the government worked so hard to suppress? I assume you were alive before the whole Covid-19 thing, right?

[@heavenlyvinesdistinctiveca6870]

You've been missing it for 4 years but you can't know that until you exit the Matrix. Haven't read the Twitter files eh?

[@surferrosa7285]

My God people really are clueless. I live in Ireland and even I know that it's the last 4 years that free speech has been restricted. When did Trump restrict free speech?

[@liquid_butter]

Are you fjn kidding 😅😅😅😅

[@eu-daemonic]

ah yes because trump and elon are the ones censoring everything and shutting down free speech. do you even think twice about the things you type?

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

I'm still shell-shocked. Stay strong, good people of America. With 💙 from Australia 🇦🇺

[@daviddeida]

Me too.I cant believe men wont be allowed to compete in womens sports

[@aRealwoman-2024]

😂😂😂😂

[@petuniawolf]

Thank you for the love from Australia. One of my best friends lives there and I told them I might be the sooner than he thinks! 😂 With all of the crowds that filled the arenas I honestly thought that Harris had this and we finally never going to hear that voice spewing hate again and that face, that ORANGE 🟠 FACE! 🤢🤭

[@carolross1517]

💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@Halcon_Sierreno]

What's up with Sky News?

[@SpanishBarbieWorld]

An exceptional person. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a gem! & have a special place in the hearts of millions of people

[@lyndamedley543]

DITTO. love Jimmy Humor 😂

[@Solange1988]

Those past days I "survived " because of people like Jimmy 😂😂

[@anhnguyenghet9093]

Jimmy, you are great ❤

[@Akumashogun259]

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for making me laugh. I really needed that 💙💙💙

[@slayer5097]

Yeah I bet you did. Cry more with kimmel! Poor poor jokes. Just so bitter

[@freeflight7914]

Elon Musk has lost his mind.

[@zainjal26]

Can I also lose my mind and become a billionaire?

[@dominus519]

He has more brains than all wokesters together.

[@lyndiekempfer1855]

@JimmyKimmel, Thank you for your heartfelt words last night. Your crew, families, and you are in our prayers. Keep up the great work that you all do ❤🙏❤️‍🩹🇺🇸

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CANT’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! How embarrassing is that? Haha!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CANT’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! How embarrassing is that? Haha!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@tednorton5150]

Oval Eve Hug Ill

[@missginyah]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown - we’re just gonna call you: Pete & Re-Pete!

[@HelloThere-t7x]

Thanks for the hope you so generously give to us, Jimmy.

[@AkunPes-vc5ud]

😂😂😂😂 I love Jimmy Kimmel mentioning XAI890K was great! Happy for the headsup

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

[@MrsRobinson0741]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown copy and paste…

[@nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr]

⁠@@MrsRobinson0741 Probably botted tbh I don’t even think he put that much effort in.

[@nickblue11]

What's XAI890k?

[@ajtoofer]

​@@nickblue11what Elon musk named his kid

[@twista101287]

Thank you Jimmy for being the voice of a lot of us and have no fear to express yourself and not to be a sellout like others, I admire you a lot!!! 👌🔥👑🙏💎🤜

[@binaryfairy4197]

TY Jimmy, laughter is the best medicine for my migraines rn.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha

[@thedarkwolfv7233]

They're only gonna get worse 😂

[@nigel65deck]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown Did you just cut and paste that? boring

[@christinemartin141]

The cringe thought of Trump, Elon and brain worm in the White house. ☹🤢

[@TheMovieEditor]

Your gonna be seeing for 4 more years. Maybe longer if trumps family members run for president. Enjoy it ya cry baby.

[@GCTO239]

Indeed. Like a bad c movie.

[@justme7255]

Circus of fools.....What positions are Mike Lindell, Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan and Rudy Giuliani going to get?

[@VRVegeta]

Sounds like a bunch of bottoms 😂​@@justme7255

[@crs1474]

Trump administration will be once again the tru doom and gloom they so much say Biden caused

[@WHSmithFloyd]

Jimmy ~ I hope you continue to be a thorn in Trump’s side for his entire second term; no one seems to get under his skin like you do, and I’m here for it!!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha

[@t3jf]

Fire Jimmy's

[@JoeArgibay]

I definitely agree

[@JoeArgibay]

​@@t3jfokaaaaa,more important than drumpfts

[@gemcan54]

HARRIS' LAME BRAIN IS TO BLAME FOR DEM LOSS. KIMMIE KNOWS IT.

[@carolineledesma4957]

Thank you Jimmy, keep that humor coming. WE NEED IT! ❤❤❤

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CAN’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! Haha!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't save Dem-mockery from a Trump defeat. Talk about embarrassing! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

[@nigel65deck]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown I think your tired of cutting and pasting this tired comment...Ha ha

[@JanicePritchett-vf3fx]

@nigel65deck. IDK how much good it does to report some posters. I pick one or two of the idiots anyway.

[@hawk469]

He just shredded Musk by saying “least my kids like me”. I’m dying 🤣

[@Moluccan56]

Bullseye.

[@TheMovieEditor]

I bet it really hurt Musk. I'm sure Musk cares what political activist Yimmy kimmel thinks. That joke was equal to the old hilarious "I know you are but what am I joke."

[@800Ms-k6n]

Even Talulah Riley, his ex wife left him after two times marrying her 😂

[@B.H90]

It's sad to see Elon turn against Hollywood and figures like Jimmy, especially since many in Hollywood and people on the left and center were Tesla's biggest supporters in its early years-not the MAGA loyalists, Trump, or the GOP. Now that he's the richest man, he's turned against those who supported him from the start.

[@leemcqueen500]

Oh yeah I’m sure billionaire musk is crying 😂

Right on Jimmy 👍👍👍 I do fear for your safety if trump goes through with his threats 😢😢 please stay safe hon and thank you for all the times you have made me laugh..it really helps with all the stress and fear of Trump ....GOD Bless You hon🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@angiewolflove4040]

What threat?

[@joanne4758]

Kia Ora from New Zealand - I was just thinking the same - maybe Trump & Elon sit on the couch together watching each night. Bless you.

[@DeepSeeBlue3636]

Trump has sued and made demands for channels to shut down, when anyone on it says anything remotely critical of him or even make jokes about him. Trump is especially angered by Jimmy.

[@angiewolflove4040]

@@DeepSeeBlue3636 It's more than a joke though what Jimmy has said about Trump.

[@Terriblegam2r]

@@angiewolflove4040you’re right Jimmy has stated facts about Donald Trump not “jokes”

[@paulkelman1843]

Jimmy, love your work. You’re making the whole thing a bit easier.

[@zengrath]

Elon getting upset with you means your doing something right.

[@whitehouseplumber]

Calling him a manchild is an insult to all manchildren.

[@Vasconezona]

You’re*

[@multimeter2859]

Elon was right.

[@busybodyblake4050]

and vice versa

[@elwoodsweetapple3269]

He did something right? When did that happen?

[@LesIsMoreTube]

I’m a realtor in Ontario, Canada. Hit me up if you want to move up here. We feel your pain. Biggly.

[@multimeter2859]

Trump 2024. Thanks for offering more housing vacancy here. ❤

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@michaelreid2329]

With the spare stock rent and housing prices should drop due to the ovet supply.

[@kevinoleary9361]

Sorry too many south Asians

[@aliciageary7653]

Can I live in your attic? I have a dog but she never barks. I’ll cook a big breakfast every day. :)

[@tonisodano5472]

YES JOE MUST PARDON HIS SON IMMEDIATELY

[@flowerchildwigglewiggle7889]

Thing is, he's the good guy, the good guy does the right thing even to their own detriment and the bad guys bank on it.

[@kenrickkahn]

​@flowerchildwigglewiggle7889 Screw it! Everyone else is walking away from crime, so why not pardon your son..

[@pedrojiminez3404]

@@kenrickkahn Trump will pardon him because even Trump supporters want him pardoned. His gun crime was due to a BS law that should've never been passed.

[@Dante3214]

@@kenrickkahn Now would be the time.

[@bermudagirl5039]

I told myself I desperately need a break from this whole US presidency debacle, but I have to watch Kimmel for some much needed levity. Thank you Jimmy and your brilliant team of writers! ❤ from 🇨🇦

[@gayledimaggio7934]

Thank you Jimmy for always making me laugh. You’re the best.

[@bicegurra]

Ofcourse the Canadian with the soy president like Kimmel

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@modernwonder]

@@bicegurra you won, please go away and be mean to someone else for a while, but cruelty is the point isn't it?

[@domarigavjusmom]

Adopt me pls! 😂

[@humanuponearth]

We got your back Jimmy! Thanks for being a voice for us and providing so much laughter throughout.

[@slayer5097]

Next election will be even more Republican, you guys are sickmj

[@James-p1t7p]

But shouldn't he be non partisan and do his job, why should comedians be taking sides

[@a.tevetoglu3366]

​@@James-p1t7p no, his job is to keep the illusion alive that freedom of speech, and therefor hope, does still exist. Don't confuse journalism with comedy. His job is not to report the facts but to instrumentalise them to deliver the dose of what was called Katharsis in good old greek theatre.

[@humanuponearth]

@@James-p1t7p there are no “sides.” We are people who stick to our values, including truth, fairness, and justice. simply.

[@merriebadham6701]

So you are trying to censor comidieans that you don't agree with. You're the only one who gets free speech.​@@James-p1t7p

[@MarilynMonday]

Elon is just bitter that money can't buy him a personality or a sense of humor.

[@stephenjburkhart6902]

🤣

[@sergeant_salty]

Don't worry, you still have Mark Cuban😂

[@BettyVeronica2.0]

🏆

[@whammo11224]

Or good looks!

[@leaf16nut]

Or speech lessons, apparently 😂

[@samm3980]

Thank you Jimmy for choosing to stay and be one of the brightest guiding lights during these dark times! 🕯️ We know it's a sacrifice of your time and sanity but please know that your humor strengthens the bonds of this pro-democracy audience 🎭

[@nirajsolanki8725]

“At least my children like me.” Took me out. 😂

[@Braylynnsharp420]

His daughter supports kamala 😊

[@kingforaday8725]

You sure all of them do?

[@noahrodriguez8893]

I promise his kids don't like him.

[@itsfootballnotsoccer6140]

@Braylynnsharp420 ohh you should refer her as "it" ...that's whay she said ..and she's leaving the states and still is waiting on daddy elons money to come through

[@makavelixot9247]

How that took u ? How can u laugh at such things ? Why u a weak man ? Please answer?

[@justathought7221]

Jimmy thank you sooo much. We need you and the others more than ever. We will all stay strong thanks to all you

[@gr8scott198]

"At least, my children like me!" A friggin' men, Jimmy! Elon Must...go away!

[@bicegurra]

Jimmy is a cry-baby and a sore loser

[@gr8scott198]

@@bicegurra As far as I can tell...your opinion is worth squat. And we all lost. You're just too much of a dim bulb to know that. That's my opinion. Vote against your own self interest and against your own country. Smart...very smart!

[@bicegurra]

@@gr8scott198 I love the tears soy boy, keep them coming.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@bicegurrayou know Trump will never like you, much as you play lapdog to.him. He thinks of you like Eric

[@bicegurra]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Yeah because Kamala cares so much about you dude

[@traceyfullbrook1740]

Jimmy - you are the best

[@peggysmyth6110]

I'm gutted ! Thank you Jimmy for being here for us.

[@leemcqueen500]

Bot

[@sunnshynne3341]

​@@leemcqueen500 NO!! A lot of us are disgusted by this outcome. Trust that!!

[@izzybizzy9589]

Don’t be so dramatic.

[@izzybizzy9589]

@@sunnshynne3341it’s not the end of the world. Stop crying you adult

[@leemcqueen500]

@@sunnshynne3341 Why? It’s a democracy

[@GCTO239]

Musk is such a weird freak. Can't stand Elon.

[@rossmacnab2655]

@@GCTO239 He's another born a rich kid, his father Errol Musk said Musk's life was funded by an Emerald mine.

[@robertcerda92]

He's the smartest man in our solar system.

[@leemcqueen500]

@@GCTO239 Kimmel is the freak. Who cries on national tv like that

[@Johnboy2k7]

@@robertcerda92lol wut?

[@Yui789esss]

@@GCTO239 cry louder ! 😂

[@peacelove2.0.69]

Like Jimmy said yesterday, the people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come . Many who are laughing at us right now, won't laugh for long, believe me.

[@justinaoake8186]

Trumps A LEGEND

[@matthewpinchasick3245]

Like anyone who goes back to a convicted felon

[@raphaeljasi5517]

What happens when you’re proven wrong? More doubling down?

[@covenant11]

unfortunately they will live in denial...again...as always

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@auzenews]

"At least my children love me." - That's all that truly matters. So much wisdom in those words!

[@KaMaS4491]

No because the Universe ends anyway, so why reproduce?

[@donkern388]

Good luck with that while living under the thumb of a dictator.

[@FelishaEbinger]

Well, Mexico does have a woman president! 😊 you joined XAI890K actually?

[@platinumanalogy]

Mexico had a choice between a women versus a women. They had to choose a women. They had no choice lol.

[@user-wz7qn2or5c]

The cartels run the show anyways 😂

[@kingforaday8725]

What is a woman? Hahahaha

[@5devinnbruce]

Biden should pardon his son and throw trump in jail

[@leemcqueen500]

He and his junkie son should be in jail

[@Shinycelebi]

​@@leemcqueen500For what? The laptop has nothing to do with Joe and doesn't prove anything either. But hey, let's ignore all of what Trump did right?

[@Vasconezona]

Sniffing parm cheese out of the carpet is what you wish to pardon?

[@elwoodsweetapple3269]

@@leemcqueen500 Oh is Don Jr. a Junkie?

[@jwalker7650]

@@leemcqueen500 his son should serve time. Joe has nothing to serve time for.

[@valhalla7408]

Elon calling anyone else “insufferable” is a projection worthy of a drive-in 🎥

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha

[@exahanson5103]

"Projection worthy of a drive-in" is my new favorite phrase! Thank you for that! 😊

[@exahanson5103]

​@Kamala-WillieBrown cant wait for your own ignorance and hate to come home to roost in your backyard 😂

[@javiersantana848]

@@exahanson5103 Cope !

[@FactStorm]

Projection worthy of a drive-in lmfao, that is gold

[@bryantk608]

On your knees Elon.

[@bicegurra]

Elon is your master

[@BognaZone]

Lol

[@ayushsrivastava2796]

Now elon can make you and your family including Jimmy on knees..

[@desertmoonlee6631]

​@ayushsrivastava2796 stop worshipping billionaires who don't give a damn about you and will make you work like a slave now even more

[@teenmomAT14toRN]

They will plz each other

[@flowtheory101]

Love you, Jimmy. You are awesome. We will get it back. Don't give up. We need you!

[@edgale1655]

Great show Jimmy. Ignore the trolls.

[@MachineGunMaceda]

*Bad show

[@Pilotin74]

🔵 Great show‼️

[@daryldaryl913]

​@@Pilotin74 Yes... Great show.

[@BethanyGrace48]

@@MachineGunMacedaThanks for making his numbers jump! That’s how it works…just so ya know!!! Whoop!

[@leemcqueen500]

@@BethanyGrace48MAGA

[@karenkuschel1748]

@JimmyKimmel please don't lose ❤. We need you to get through the next four years!

[@Zayna-z4s]

You are funny! You think he will only serve four more years

[@mandyhiman436]

Lost and crying and coping

[@justmehawaii808]

@@Zayna-z4s that’s the way democracy is supposed to work.

[@amiechumbler8561]

Poor Elon has no personality whatsoever ! He’s like trump , if he didn’t have money no one would sleep with him !

[@amer-bloc]

You have no money AND no one sleeps with you 😂

[@Daniel4646]

Musk stinks.

[@kittybluett8887]

@@amer-blocis that supposed to be funny?

[@SlyFan-mp8dc]

I find this comment funny since Robert Downey Jr based his performance as Tony Stark, one of the most charismatic personalities in the MCU, on Elon Musk.

[@ChaosApostle]

@@kittybluett8887it’d be funnier if you weren’t crying in your pillow for the next 4 years grow up and watch some alternative media sources haha imagine getting your news from someone who isn’t a news anchor and laughing at a clown that isn’t funny 😁

[@ilsehunt6798]

Continue what you are doing Jimmy , some one needs to be sane !

[@RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS]

I’ve been stressed out and depressed all stinking day and then I get to watch you and I’m laughing laughing thank you so much. Now you made me cry geez Louise.

[@kingforaday8725]

Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[@nigel65deck]

@@kingforaday8725 at least you have that....but you still have your crappy life to deal with as well don't forget that

[@richardgreen3081]

Florida calls itself the free state but you can’t smoke weed or have an abortion so what do they consider by free?

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Buying Trump virtual playing cards?

[@markmac2206]

Free meth?

[@buelan.6525]

You are my hero! We love and desperately need you.

[@internetstudios5536]

You mean propagandist. He hates free speech so that’s why he’s against Elon owning twitter. No more leftists banning people that they call “misinformation” that they don’t like

[@PAVILON01]

Over 62 million did voted for Democracy...lets not give it up so fast...and yes pardon Hunter !

[@jameslutian1977]

I voted for Trump but Hunter should be pardoned (and probably will be pardoned) by Trump. The gun law he broke is a form of entrapment that shouldn't exist.

[@ukfinest123]

It’s over

[@houstonsportstalk]

I agree with the first part of your comment but Hunter Biden should not be pardoned you sound insane Joe Biden would be over using his power just like trump wants to

[@greasy8394]

@@jameslutian1977 what about all the pictures and texts on the laptop and phone of him talking to hookers and minors?

[@alexsmith1207]

​​@@jameslutian1977no one is above the law including Trump or Hunter Biden. What we should pardon are people who are behind bars years years ago for illicit drugs like marijuana for example

[@anupkumar-qc9tr]

This is going to be an exhausting 4 years. you guys rly should take part in XAI890K at this point

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

[@jessicapatton2688]

I think the people thinking it’s only going to be for 4 years are not grasping the gravity of the situation we are in!!! He cheated this time and even if we have the appearance of an election in 4 years, he will win or a new dictator will replace him. Our power to say no to him is gone. Our freedom of speech to criticize and make fun of him is gone. It’s going to get really really bad too.

[@jessicapatton2688]

@@Kamala-WillieBrownit has nothing to do with Biden. I know you are angry and need someone to blame but Biden is not it!! It doesn’t matter if every citizen voted, trump cheated and he was destined to win. (He has to come into power to eventually be defeated) There honestly is nothing Biden could have done to change the outcome. He brought us back to normality after trumps 1st term. He deserves respect and some credit.

[@parker1458]

Exhausting 4 years? With Kamala in charge, we've experienced record inflation, skyrocketing interest rates, rampant crime, and more armed conflicts at any point since WWII. So please tell me, how is it going to get any worse?

[@izzybizzy9589]

Tell me two logical reasons why it’s so bad.

[@McM-u2u]

The monkey escape story, is literally a beginning to a apocalyptic movie 😂, it the beginning of the end.😂

[@juliemorris9110]

That was hilarious!! Real monkey business.😂😂

[@jessicapatton2688]

It actually is tho.

[@Kiloburn]

Were there 12 of them?

[@mirandasapphire8203]

Right! This popped up on my phone as "breaking news" today, and I busted out laughing. 😂 Jimmy talking about it made me laugh even more!

[@jwalker7650]

I remember seeing the SAIDS virus through an electron microscope at a primate research facility. This is actually a little scary.

[@diddymoe6816]

This guy used to do a great karl malone impression

[@donnajupe7196]

Canada would love to have you Jimmy . We love your humour and your strength. Keep up the great work. Musk and Trump are both disgraceful.

[@MartinMaxiepada]

Please take him.

[@mickparker3726]

This is humour?

[@dr.vostro7046]

@@donnajupe7196 Ya Jimmy. Please move to Canada

[@adeelb3678]

No no. We don't want Jimmy. Thank you very much.

[@MartinMaxiepada]

@@adeelb3678 we will give you Kimmel, and Fallon, and a celebrity to be named later for Drake.

[@artemiomarifosque7927]

Elon Musk is still Out Of His Mind.Abandon his most puppet rumormongering X/Twitter forever!

[@GeppeReichert]

Thank you Jimmy you’re the only one who has been able to make me laugh in a couple days wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

[@myrahunter131]

Please explain what this is? Xai890k

[@luc3217]

​@@myrahunter131 these are bots

[@luc3217]

​@@myrahunter131 internet has been overrun by them for years now, but it seems to heavily influence elections

[@pauitubat6938]

Do you find that comedy funny? 😂😂

[@groveradiator789]

bots

[@catherinestewart3864]

Jimmy Kimmel is a legend. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@Harker777]

Are you OK?

[@kellycook3914]

💙Kimmel

[@fzhz]

Wtf

[@AAZEDLARC]

Thank you from LA! Well wishes appreciated xoxo

[@sorayaassar1602]

I wish Joe would pardon Hunter. Why not? He’s got nothing to lose. Would be fantastic to stick it to trump.

[@brendalee6983]

Yes he should

[@amiegee3134]

I agree, let them complain and whine all they want just do it.

[@josephineugwoke7001]

He should. If table turns Trump will do it

[@sandiegodraincleaning8709]

@@amiegee3134😅 oh god. Sure whatever will make you guys feel better 🤦‍♂️

[@Fresha91]

Wanna know who the real fascists are? Look at who is accusing the others of being a fascist. Who tried impeaching Trump multiple times, have been trying for years to put him in jail, tried getting him removed from the ballots? The Demorats. Which side has near complete control of the media where there is CONSTANT lies and misinformation spread? The left, the Demorats. Who said that there needs to be a clamp down on free speech when it comes to “hate speech and misinformation”? Tim Walz. Who said “we need to stop free speech before we lose total control”? Hillary. Who keeps saying “we need to protect our democracy” when their candidate was never voted into the primary??? The Demorats. Literally staged a coup to get the primary candidate removed and another slotted in with no vote taking place. That’s not democracy. The democrats have been the ONLY ones making fascist moves. Checkmate you purpled haired freaks 😂

[@marinapeterson894]

I’m Australian and I’ve had a few American friends ask If they can move here. You make me laugh so much Jimmy. Thank you 🙏

[@thisisfrusfratingyo]

Jimmy you are not a target. The more you stand up, the more power to you and to the people. For now..we need to LIVE & stop watching social media like my favorite inspirational human being and comedian Jimmy and take time-out for mental health, LAUGH, LOVE. Thank you. Jimmy Kimmel/Stephen Colbert,Guerimo/Bautista 2028!!!!!!!

[@ridge7524]

💯🗽💙

[@carolross1517]

🎯💯👍💙

[@missginyah]

@@thisisfrusfratingyo And Seth Meyers!

[@brigittehof]

omg

[@Zarina1634]

Love and respect Jimmy. ❤

[@nataliemills6644]

Jimmy thanks for showing up for us. I am a therapist and it has been a real struggle the last two days to show up for my clients. I really just wanted to cancel my whole schedule this week and cry in my own beer. You and Steven and Seth and Fallon, and all the many other comedians are the only place I’m going to be getting my News for the next four years. Don’t leave us!

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

The only place for news😊

[@anthonysalvaro2979]

wow a therapist who is a nutjub lib...how surprising! hahahahahha

[@Lyddiebits]

​@anthonysalvaro2979 dude that is so rude. She is having a problem, isn't she allowed to? Wow. Idc what "party" someone is for, when they are in distress, my heart goes out to them. Sounds like you need some 🫂 hugs.

[@patsystrickland3447]

Don't be surprised if Trump doesn't force these shows off the air! Like North Korea,Russia and China! State run

[@Halcon_Sierreno]

​@@anthonysalvaro2979You gonna "taste the tears", MAGA troll?

[@mildredpierce4506]

Four more years of priceless joke material for Jimmy Kimmel. always look on the bright side.

[@kiwiangeldust6912]

True, sad but true 😭🤘

[@LeTrashPanda]

Happy to be here for my brain washing.

[@makestank4800]

I don't think so, Trump loyalists will be in charge of the FCC and Jimmy will be off the air. It's bleak.

[@feelinhappy]

Jimmy sucks, he represents hate. All these praise posts are bots.

[@JanieWilson-g7l]

Love you Jimmy. You make the country a beater place. God bless you and your team! God bless your beautiful family ❤

[@GeppeReichert]

If I were to write a book about this horrible era in American politics it would be titled: 'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

[@skyinou]

@@Kamala-WillieBrown Oh don't you worry; the u.s. has been embarrassing for 8 years now. 😅

[@stanlee4765]

​@@Kamala-WillieBrownDon't hear Trump screaming the election was rigged? WTF?????

[@yasuke1280]

ahahaha cope baby girl cope

[@yasuke1280]

@@stanlee4765 cope chump.

[@miked7083]

I love you, Jimmy. You've helped me get through these times. You are the best. Everything good to you, your family and to Giremo

[@gmx7424]

Guillermo

[@kirttrinidad8102]

PARDON YOUR SON JOE! Nobody else gives a F

[@DunlopJ]

I agree.

[@freekpluimers]

100%

[@user-yh5px8fz2v]

appsolutly ..he's not a violent criminal or did anything that others haven't gotten away with it .. ....cough Jarred .

[@freekpluimers]

..and fire that useless AG Garland idiot while you’re at it. If only to make a point.

[@DreuxBolton]

If anyone would know about being insufferable... it'd be Elon. do you understand XAI890K ? beautiful work by them!

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

[@Moluccan56]

@@Kamala-WillieBrownYou’re welcome,Vlad.

[@MrsRobinson0741]

@@Moluccan56 don’t bother responding to the above, they just copy and paste the same comments to other posts

[@itookallthenames]

@@Kamala-WillieBrownback to the front Igor

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@MrsRobinson0741and the diminutive for Vladimir is Vova

[@MarishaTorrez]

I'd take planet of the apes over trump 😂 figured XAI890K is worth to know now

[@nicedoppy2077]

sorry what it means that XAI890K ??

[@luc3217]

​@@nicedoppy2077 these are bits

[@nicedoppy2077]

@@luc3217 bits ? Ok, but it means??

[@fulsgarden6915]

Planet of the apes is ruled by Trump. 😂

[@brokowski2997]

Jimmy has been a puppet when he sold out Corrola

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤👋

[@stevespi1991]

He sucks facts

[@LuanNguyen-rj1bt]

Im just here to see if he's gonna cry again

[@cronin8524]

​@@LuanNguyen-rj1btme too i wanna see him cry

[@LuanNguyen-rj1bt]

@cronin8524 only good reason to have him on is to show your kids this is an example of what you don't want to be.

[@suehowie152]

​@@LuanNguyen-rj1btBring on the tariffs baby!

[@joancooney7724]

The hate from Trump’s supporters just goes to show the immaturity and stupidity that we all knew

[@TheMovieEditor]

Enjoy the next 4 years! Trump won!! After he won he stuck up his middle finger at all you. Good times. Don't forget not to cry to much!

[@leemcqueen500]

MAGA

[@basinxrandomstuff7264]

​@@leemcqueen500case in point 🤦‍♂️

[@leemcqueen500]

@@basinxrandomstuff7264 How is saying Make America great again hateful?

[@tesladrew2608]

Women memed about choosing the bear, but young men actually did it.

[@BaddBuddhist]

Please leave Joe Biden alone, seriously. He may be the last president we have for a very long time.

[@stopfakenews8368]

Biden doesn't even know he's President.

[@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw]

The last president you have. Ever.

[@Meatwerd]

@@stopfakenews8368 Fairly certain he does. Sorry you're so angry. I hope your party's victory will help quell your angst.

[@HarryBayols]

Biden should have never been president to begin with, his hyena vice president was never going to be president, Trump #47

[@Chelsearosamilan2034]

I agree we need to stand behind the people that helped us the most like Joe Biden

[@robertpolanco1973]

I HATE ELON SKUM! The man is a foolish rich man with delusions of grandeur about Trump!

[@jan3019]

It's Jealousy not Hate 😂

[@robertpolanco1973]

@@jan3019 What the heck do you assume that I am being "jealous" about Elon Skum anyway? After all, I ONLY HATE him for being an example of why uber-capitalists cannot be worshipped like gods within American society these days!

[@jan3019]

@@robertpolanco1973 JEALOUSY

[@robertpolanco1973]

@@jan3019 UP YOURS, you sentimental fool! You don't have the right to judge me anyway!

[@hanssitte438]

Jimmy, a voice of comfort in such trying times, thank you!

[@slayer5097]

You still didn't win. Jimmy's lame propoganda proved to help trump

[@thebogzilla]

Elon is the biggest tool

[@tammycrago2601]

No Trump is Elon and Putins biggest tool. Musk n Putin have been in regular communication since 2022. All just hungry for $ n power thats gonna get them unalived n someone should explain that cant use $ in hell.

[@MZwing-nf3lv]

Elon ist ein Narr.

[@BognaZone]

Actually, not as big as he says he is..m

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

I’m a Tool fan too

[@philricci2012]

And his crappy Tesla cars.

[@AnimalCharityRocks]

I really love you Jimmy and look forward to your show every night. I do think you need to stop making fun of Biden. He has served us with dignity and ethics and deserves our appreciation and praise

[@paulbrowne6087]

Give Elon hell Jimmy

[@judymarshall7221]

All I can say is I don’t think I would make it if it wasn’t for you and others like you! You helped me laugh through my tears!

[@peggysmyth6110]

I'm ugly crying.

[@leemcqueen500]

Bot

[@marshallfox1786]

💯

[@chuchomcperrete6337]

u mad? :(

[@gingergrant6759]

Oh Elon baby you are in for a treat for the next 4 years while Jimmy skewers you on a spit.

[@justbrowsing5963]

He won't last the 4 years the orange one will fire him at first disagreement

[@bicegurra]

You and Jimmy will cry for the next 4 years trying to cope

[@lukebyrd8406]

​@@justbrowsing5963 Lol you guys gonna try to assassinate him like Trump?

[@yourconnection9303]

​@@bicegurraYou're gloating - for now.

[@CraigSimons-m2b]

Jimmy is inviting Elon to one of P Diddys parties ?

[@patsquach4080]

Planet of the apes. With an orange orangutan as a leader …. What could go wrong. !!!

[@vinny1883]

Orangutans are intelligent, peaceful, and valuable to their environment, all things Trump isn't.

[@tomsummer5336]

😂😂😂

[@souloftheoldblood4122]

That's racism.

[@Yui789esss]

@@patsquach4080 the “tolerant” party calling people names based on their skin color and then wonders why they loss

[@Vasconezona]

Colorism?

[@korneellecompte8777]

Go Jimmy go! Who cares about Leon Skum?

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Jimmy Kimmel is one of the few shining lights right now

[@LaughterSmith]

Love You Jimmy ❤❤❤

[@justinaoake8186]

Why?

[@MachinimaCommentary1]

Jimmy the crybaby 😂

[@edwarddelgado7936]

Well, let me tell you something when Trump was president. I moved to Costa Rica. I couldn’t take it anymore. I’m still here. And I mean that.😊

[@leemcqueen500]

Bullshit

[@janebramblett4809]

Lord, I hear you. I’m too old to listen to that freak show for four more years. Throw the musk goober in and carlson, it’s just like some kind of alternate universe, gaslighting gop

[@jaysteele1031]

@@leemcqueen500 That describes every comment you post.

[@noself7889]

Stay there please !

[@edwarddelgado7936]

@ sure I love it here thank you God bless you

[@rodgerbaker6045]

Bro, I'm dyin! That was THE BEST unnecessary ever my dude! Oh my god I laughed so effing hard.

[@DrummingKid101]

Elon musk spent over $40,000,000,000 on twitter, the worst social media site, and changed it to x, thinking he was single handedly saving free speech hahahahaha can’t take anything he says too seriously

[@leemcqueen500]

Well he did. And he helped trump get elected. So money well spent

[@Ketchup_and_Mustard373]

Yeah an now it's worth like 10% of that now lmao

[@sunshine3914]

@@leemcqueen500 Well spent for him.

[@leemcqueen500]

@@Ketchup_and_Mustard373 He’s the richest person in the world It’s like pocket change to him

[@ErnstKuhn]

He never had any intention of doing anything for ' free speech '.

[@tinahyde98]

Im so glad you are here Jimmy, I literally cried all day Wednesday 😞

[@leemcqueen500]

Get a grip of yourself

[@izzybizzy9589]

Bahahahaha I celebrated!!

[@blairvaudelle7308]

Same

[@sharnaeberlein8379]

Me too

[@JSrg8ix]

@@izzybizzy9589cant wait till you have buyers remorse.

[@heddyuriel]

Everyone needs to confirm their vote was counted!!!!

[@aRealwoman-2024]

Lmao uhh you mean like having voter ID? Because that would confirm a lot.

[@Kamala-WillieBrown]

🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

[@David-oi6om]

They were. You lost.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

​@@aRealwoman-2024 that wouldn't confirm it was counted.

[@murphyrod4839]

If you’re a voter by mail it’s a standard feature