The nerve of Eric going to England and telling them to be nice. What a putz.
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
He had to go because they don't take convicted American felons. 😂😮
@michaelmarrone5768Ай бұрын
@@cc1k435I have been wondering how that is going to play out.
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
@@michaelmarrone5768 When he pardons himself, they still don't have to take him. No country is obliged to let anyone in at all.
@guibox3Ай бұрын
I would love to have seen the general English republic's response to good ol' Eric.
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
@@guibox3 Throwing eggs at him, if theirs are still affordable? 🤔😯
@pattymccord6710Ай бұрын
Eric's advice on being NICE should be directed to his "FATHER"!!!
@jessicamarieGoАй бұрын
Really! 😂👏🏼👏🏼
@jessicamarieGoАй бұрын
The concept of “nice” does NOT compute in the grand Fuhrer’s small orange brain.😂
@caspianblue4141Ай бұрын
...and to himself. He's a rude moron.
@mikeskoog6689Ай бұрын
Poor Eric. Never gets any love from daddy-o.
@mromuttАй бұрын
I think he was confused like his dad lol
@Bev-k4zАй бұрын
Thank you Jimmy, your monologues are very important and as someone who lives in England - we don't want Eric here take him back, please!!!!!
@allisonmeadows2228Ай бұрын
No. No. You let him in and fed him. He's yours now. 😊
@freya813329 күн бұрын
We don't want him here either.
@ruthhogg642329 күн бұрын
You earn respect, simple. Tell your Dad that Eric.
@christinebuckley782229 күн бұрын
Since ypu no longer want him and we definitely dob't want him back, hiw about sending to Dad's great friend -- in Mosciw.
@HeatherR-u2o29 күн бұрын
Bot
@lucystewart562829 күн бұрын
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JIMMY!! Your a ledgend and we love you 🇬🇧.
@wesewpro28 күн бұрын
Jimmy is also a legend
@SevasttanEso28 күн бұрын
NO we dont
@wesewpro27 күн бұрын
@SevasttanEso and yet- here you are! 🤣
@topat3Ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel. Please don't leave us during the next 4 plus years. We need you!
@danupnorth6607Ай бұрын
Thank god we still have Jimmy Kimmel and Morning Joe to keep us sane!!!
@jamesfry4058Ай бұрын
This "please don't leave us" to Jimmy Kimmel post is what MAGA loves. Its why they call him "Daddy"
@AllMagasGoToGitmoАй бұрын
@@jamesfry4058 they call him daddy because c.u.1t members always sublimate their identities into the leader’s - that’s why they all act like him now
@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2hАй бұрын
I need a medically induced coma...
@jaysteele1031Ай бұрын
@@homerguy4444 You know you have no power, except posting infantile comments.
@corgising5606Ай бұрын
Jimmy, you just went from 19.8 to 19.9 million subscribers! Congrats, Jimmy. Don’t leave us!
@KeiVeureschy777Ай бұрын
Goof, Jimmy Kimmel is in my video. “Jimmy Kimmel Is A Terrible Person For Women.”
@zgrendelzАй бұрын
It was with a heavy hand & heart that I upvoted this from 69 to 70.
@KeiVeureschy777Ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is in my video. “Jimmy Kimmel Is A Terrible Person For Women.”
@Jillians1025Ай бұрын
@@zgrendelz 👍😏
@jus10lewissrАй бұрын
@@KeiVeureschy777Thank you for warning people that your channel is tr@sh and isn't worth checking out, especially since it would ultimately up your view count. The Trump cult's obsession with Kimmel is beyond bizarre, but I'm sure he really appreciates you supporting HIS channel by upping HIS views and interacting with HIS posts. 🥴
@RH1812Ай бұрын
As a UK person, I have no idea who that interviewer was or on which channel. You can have Eric back now
@RachelGill-x6dАй бұрын
Totally agree, he can go back doubkecquick
@stanswabyАй бұрын
Words of…erm…wisdom From Eric Trump? That’s 1 smart mother that deserves to be listened to…. On the MAGA chart of intellect and charisma…. he’s lower than the Mariana’s Trench (don’t send him to England again)
@yankeefan2119Ай бұрын
We will pay you to keep him.
@toonlyricsАй бұрын
Eric's the one that doesn't need cocaine to sound brain-fried. Wait, that could still cause confusion ...
@knittylane3016Ай бұрын
Thanks but no thanks!
@caroline65928 күн бұрын
LOVED IT! How can you not love THE ROCK being a normal guy? Just being silly. watching that skit was just ridiculous silly fun. We so need levity and lightheartedness right now. thanks for providing.
@mike-myke22Ай бұрын
These body double mix ups happen all the time. I found a lump of moldy old lard in my refridgerator - and accidentally saluted it and called it 'sir'.
@ghighiannemorrison4922Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
Did you weep? Tell it no mould was ever so strong?
@tselengbotlhole750Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@macdaddyalexisАй бұрын
I think you're supposed to address it as: "president elect" 😂😂😂😂😂
@blackawanaАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
@gadgetmeister8503Ай бұрын
Eric, respect has to earned, and can't be bought, no matter how much your Daddy tells you.
@christinabronnestam8274Ай бұрын
I wonder what IQ he has.
@JKB-ji6xlАй бұрын
If Eric were to ever say "F you, dad! I'm living my life my way!" & If he stood by that, then he might actually respect himself. But you're right, respect cannot be purchased ...or even threatened, as Eric seems to intimidate in that interview Kimmel showed.
@dunkelmonkeyАй бұрын
The thing is, Eric doesn't have his father's love OR respect, it's all he's ever wanted, but what he can never have
@deniseboldea1624Ай бұрын
I'm interested to see what the kids will have to say about dear old daddy once he finally breathes his last.
@Moe-8o5Ай бұрын
Just like dad!
@pm6693Ай бұрын
Eric''s over here in the UK..? Why weren't we warned..?
@stanswabyАй бұрын
Words from Eric Trump? That’s 1 smart mother that deserves to be listened to…. On the MAGA chart of intellect and charisma…. he’s lower than the Mariana’s Trench (don’t send him to England)
@ericamarley5471Ай бұрын
Big Daddy Trump is a convicted felon and can’t enter 38 countries…they had to send the boy!
@markmyers8491Ай бұрын
We're very sorry
@Slo-rydeАй бұрын
Why did you let him in?
@doublesnowsevenАй бұрын
As a Canadian citizen, please keep him. We're attached at the hip with that country and even that's too close
@lensmanicfeleven184729 күн бұрын
...WHY are Ethics Reports NOT Made Public ???....It's OUR $$$$....
@rgm464626 күн бұрын
they all should be public. Our corrupt senators only want the OTHER side to be public. If they were public, maybe a few of these people wouldnt get re-elected.
@gotskinn26 күн бұрын
Biden stole all our money.
@vinylrescueband2126Ай бұрын
Kimmel you rock buddy. Thank u. The truth will always prevail.
@danbh84Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@KeiVeureschy777Ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is in my video. “Jimmy Kimmel Is A Terrible Person For Women.”
@danupnorth6607Ай бұрын
Thank god we still have Jimmy Kimmel and Morning Joe to keep us sane!!!
@Ab-iz9uvАй бұрын
When is he moving
@Randall88503Ай бұрын
Jimmy, I know you won’t be on the list! You just really don’t like trump! That’s all, it’s not like you have anything to worry about ❤
@DavisRimuАй бұрын
Eric - US has been ripped off by Vietnam???? You think the US doesn't owe Vietnam an eternity of humble pie for the pain inflicted?
@Pympjuice2010Ай бұрын
Agreed. Most people don't know that after the Vietnam War, there were virtually no men alive in the country between the ages of 16 can and 60!
@petyrkowalski9887Ай бұрын
The USA were convicted of war crimes against Vietnam and forced to pay $ billions in reparations. Eric should read a recent history book.
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
How much does the trump family owe the USA in reparations?
@Ab-iz9uvАй бұрын
idk but I know he’s your daddy now
@nomore6167Ай бұрын
@@petyrkowalski9887 "Eric should read a recent history book" - Eric's response: "History? What means this word, 'history'?"
@Karamia68Ай бұрын
Keep spreading joy Jimmy, it’s driving them crazy, and helping me to be less terrified. ❤
@GunbladewarriorАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noooname2568Ай бұрын
My god 😂😂😂
@siddharthkulkarni5925Ай бұрын
@@Karamia68 you need help
@andycanhands6586Ай бұрын
People laugh at Jimmy, not because he’s funny but because he’s pathetic
@BFG100Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@rainbowtropolis29 күн бұрын
Guillermo and Dwayne were hilarious! I needed to see that, I haven't laughed in a while! Thank you to the whole crew Jimmy!
@Cygnus88827 күн бұрын
I liked that Dwayne had no idea what was coming.
@barikitchens6383Ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy,for some levity in these crazy times!
@bgreene.visualsАй бұрын
Thank you jimmy for helping to deliver a trump victory 😅 👌✊🏻🥛
@reservedddmayen8302Ай бұрын
And no Shame huh
@baperacks-com6801Ай бұрын
😂what🤣
@terri6854Ай бұрын
@@bgreene.visuals Jimmy didn't rig the election.
@wearenottogetheranymore2658Ай бұрын
Right anybody notice Vance I don’t remember his his first name but anyway he’s been so quiet since they won it’s giving he didn’t think they would win.
@DianeDittrickАй бұрын
Thank god we still have you to keep us sane!!!!
@danupnorth6607Ай бұрын
Don't forget Morning Joe!!!
@donna7507Ай бұрын
I know right? I just really starting liking him I don't like the silliness w/Matt Damon we all need each other more than ever now!
@donna7507Ай бұрын
@@danupnorth6607isn't that the one who did the interview we aren't allowed to know the goings on to? I'm new to being this much into politics
@dancook461729 күн бұрын
Lmao you think jimmy is sane?. 😂😂. Obviously you are far from it.
@kathleencreamer664829 күн бұрын
@TomBrown-q8wAt least we don't consider Trump God.
@cleverusername9369Ай бұрын
God bless Guillermo. Dude never misses.
@yourlifeisagreatstoryАй бұрын
We’re in Hawaii… 😂😂😂😂
@robertheinrich2994Ай бұрын
well, he caught the rock off guard. that's an achievement
@jamessomers8955Ай бұрын
Guillermo 100% voted Trump.
@frijolitodrАй бұрын
He is a natural treasure
@coll4455Ай бұрын
Right always makes me laugh
@freedom4us-l2l27 күн бұрын
Thanks for the laughs, Jimmy❣ It is getting harder and harder to find something to smile about these days!
@moniquevandergoten1358Ай бұрын
Yep, stupidity runs in the family. Nothing you can do about it.
@WisdomOverWicked777RulesАй бұрын
Send Kimmy an Email to Get Psychiatric help
@cdYT7890Ай бұрын
Your family too clearly
@moniquevandergoten1358Ай бұрын
@ nope!
@CharlieTheAstronautАй бұрын
Education?
@jaseboon6282Ай бұрын
As a English man we have a term for Eric Trump. We call men like that "A Bellend".
@paolovantassel1989Ай бұрын
I feel like "wanker" is more appropriate, but both work.
@conniemendeszoon9789Ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@nikovidic4032Ай бұрын
yeah...and then there's the subtle one to be used in easily offended circles.... "A Bellenda Carlisle"
@lindanairn2329Ай бұрын
In Scotland, we would call him a bawbag....😂
@Luhning1Ай бұрын
Or an oxygen thief.
@courtneybrubaker9738Ай бұрын
Make Lorena Bobbit the new Surgeon General Specializing in men's health.
@nitaweitzel822Ай бұрын
Wow she has the Right Cut
@ellenrussell4612Ай бұрын
😂
@christinaaa_xoАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Now this is the right idea!
@tamkid70Ай бұрын
☝️☝️😂‼️
@robinsansing264229 күн бұрын
Good one but most of the kids won't know who she is, lol!
@aesea5780429 күн бұрын
Best Eric quote ever: “The days of America being stupid are over.” What in the world is he talking about??? Don’t ask him, he doesn’t have a clue.
@lucystewart562829 күн бұрын
Don't send him to other countries to represent America. Its embarrassing 😳.
@CynthiaT5421 күн бұрын
Stupid is as Stupid does Eric, and there's no one more Stupid as you.
@tim_peakyАй бұрын
So now Matt steps down in the hopes the won’t release the report! RELEASE THE REPORT!
@darianmagee8273Ай бұрын
he's probably looking for job in department of education... so many highschools left to sample in country.
@Kalano29 күн бұрын
Of course, I agree, but even if he succeeds in keeping the report suppressed it's still a win as long as he's kept out of congress and cabinet positions.
@ThorD460229 күн бұрын
We don't want the report released until after new congressmen are sworn in in January. Otherwise he may try to show up for work again once the report is old news
@sandralajeunesse804129 күн бұрын
Some brave soul will leak the report.
@sachadee.610429 күн бұрын
he could move to Europe; in many countries it's totally legal there. (I didn't get the problem anyhow. LOL)
@maricelaledezma1869Ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy! You bring laughter in these dark times! ❤
@peacelove2.0.69Ай бұрын
@@maricelaledezma1869 yes, laughing is one of the best natural therapy when things go wrong 🤘
@jasongregor6415Ай бұрын
What dark times we won... Get help loser
@randyross5630Ай бұрын
@@jasongregor6415 Come On, Be Sensitive, She Is About To Get Deported
@zackarydecicco3919Ай бұрын
@@jasongregor6415Be nice to people
@fplguideАй бұрын
What dark times? just because you might be woke doesn't mean everything feeling bad
@ivo4357Ай бұрын
Jimmy was ok, but the best joke was from Eric. His "the days of America being stupid are over" is an all-time classic. Greetings from Europe.
@olasylvia129 күн бұрын
Yep, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about them ? It's hard to laugh these days here in The US, but they sure provide the best jokes.
@jnthnxlent29 күн бұрын
@@olasylvia1 Eric is not all Americans...you must know that
@RiaVersteeg29 күн бұрын
The days of being stupid have just started again!
@KellyScaglione-c3e29 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel hosts the Oscar Gala not even walk in Letterman's shoes one day one second
@okkietrooy684129 күн бұрын
Eric calling your country stupid is something to be proud off. It means you are clearly doing well.
@cynthiatamasi557528 күн бұрын
Thank You Jimmy!💞 We All really need you now ..Keep Us laughing through our Fear🙉
@AmericaIsWorthSaving25 күн бұрын
Laughs in MAGA
@justwhenithoughtАй бұрын
Gaetz pulled out after Nov. turned 21.
@gary-rr7jpАй бұрын
Nice!😁
@PeterLGଈАй бұрын
Oh, well done! 😂
@ColateralDamage2024Ай бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@FiferSkipperАй бұрын
Wins the internet for the day! LOL!!!
@blauthАй бұрын
bwahahahahahahaa
@LukeO870Ай бұрын
Jimmy And Guillermo Do Have Fun
@allisonsavory1736Ай бұрын
Thank you for saying the young GIRL instead of an underage woman that Gaetz had sex with! I'm tired of the misinterpretion that a underage woman, is to be clear, a CHILD! Hold that creep accountable!
@2mangosАй бұрын
a 17 year old girl is a child unless you're a horrible person.
@Ian-y6n1z29 күн бұрын
It's a lie @@2mangos
@JAy-ct2bu29 күн бұрын
You're repeating misinformation this is why you fools lost the last election
@mikelayton381029 күн бұрын
@@2mangos To be fair Gatez thinks age of concent is 10 like many other GOP
@Ceegee-pw8ne29 күн бұрын
Please, he is so cringe.
@danielwalker2629 күн бұрын
Jimmy is giving me hope that everything will be ok. Thank you for the laughs.
@AmericaIsWorthSaving25 күн бұрын
Laughs in MAGA
@slowmojo935520 күн бұрын
Actually hes Ratings are going down badly🤣🤣
@theothersideoftmwsviewsАй бұрын
The best way to end my night! Love you Jimmy Kimmel!!!
@lillyanderson3623Ай бұрын
Agreed!!
@KeiVeureschy777Ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is in my video. “Jimmy Kimmel Is A Terrible Person For Women.”
@purezamagno3135Ай бұрын
Maga tears 🤣😂🤣!
@CatherineUrsini29 күн бұрын
@@KeiVeureschy777Seriously?!?!
@KeiVeureschy77729 күн бұрын
@@CatherineUrsini What do you mean by saying ‘seriously’?
@LizSalazar-p8dАй бұрын
Jimmy!! Your show is simply awesome!! I cant wait to watch you every night.
@brucesteinkamp5871Ай бұрын
We've been ripped off by Vietnam. I need the data on that.
@stanswabyАй бұрын
From Eric Trump? That’s 1 smart mother that deserves to be listened to…. On the MAGA chart of intellect and charisma…. he’s lower than the Mariana’s Trench (don’t send him to England)
@markstevenson6635Ай бұрын
Perhaps he's referring to trade deals. Or bone spurs.
@leeposey1511Ай бұрын
Just using Dad's playbook of made up blather. Now his followers will conspiracy story away
@fannyonreel28 күн бұрын
Every evening i decompress from the craziness of the day light a joint and watch you Jimmy Kimmel for over 20 years now - thank you ❤
@BFG10026 күн бұрын
Sounds depressing as hell 🤣
@susanbrown4891Ай бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy.
@jenniferhawkins9020Ай бұрын
I am forever grateful, Jimmy, that you can continue to smile and help us smile along the way...
@jackson50529 күн бұрын
He's a goof.
@Ceegee-pw8ne29 күн бұрын
@@jackson505 Well you should know! 😜
@patriciaherminghaus728429 күн бұрын
Thank you Jimmy ,
@joepipito743129 күн бұрын
@@Ceegee-pw8nehe is a GOOF
@Ceegee-pw8ne29 күн бұрын
@@joepipito7431 🤣🤣🤣 so are you
@HarryNicNicholasАй бұрын
i go along with scotland, they make no bones about saying trump is a criminal.
@RichWoods23Ай бұрын
And a bawbag.
@richmerowitz5610Ай бұрын
@TomBrown-q8wyep
@Emmy-JАй бұрын
Sure wish they would charge him with something and we can expedite him
@mytruecrimelibraryАй бұрын
@TomBrown-q8wmajority???😂 Trump barely got 50% of the votes and his popular vote win was lowrr than both Hillary and Biden. 😂😂😂 sit down.
@charlesalan5999Ай бұрын
Och aye laddie !
@lorindahenry-wilson534424 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kmmel #1 funniest talk show 🤣 😂 😂😂host. Love watching him.
@tinamorgante6882Ай бұрын
Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel for all the laughs he gives us . Life is sooo depressing for quite some time now . Actually for a couple of years . Horrible .
@Matts0_11Ай бұрын
Just wait the next four will be even worse…
@peck6356Ай бұрын
Orange con won’t step down after four years….is there going to be another election?
@danupnorth6607Ай бұрын
Thank god we still have Jimmy Kimmel and Morning Joe to keep us sane!!!
@JaneDoe-t2nАй бұрын
@@danupnorth6607 Mourning Joe is now a bootlicking sellout, or haven’t you heard?
@jaysteele1031Ай бұрын
@@danupnorth6607 There's nothing that keeps maga sane, because there's no sanity in the first place.
@julierawlins5984Ай бұрын
Yes Jimmy please dispensing our much needed doses of facts and joy and hope.
@shazbazzy29 күн бұрын
Looool
@MelindaMae13829 күн бұрын
As hysterical as Jimmy has always been when it comes to "pointing out" the hypocritical & self serving actions of DJT & his fellow Republicans, I'm afraid he &/or any other comedians are NOT going to be able to help me make it thru the next 4 yrs like they did during Satan's last 4 yr term. I've resigned myself to stay away from ALL social media for the sake of my overall well being! Good luck to the rest of you intelligent, moralistic & common sensed individuals who are going to face this head on!!! 💙🤞🙏✌️
@andyroid171729 күн бұрын
Facts? Bwahahahaha 😂😂😂
@Jumajaju81129 күн бұрын
@@andyroid1717 Sorry you were taught facts are fake.
@AlexSvidesskis29 күн бұрын
Musk cant open that office
@nancyd9195Ай бұрын
Oh for f sakes. Santos is never going away either?
@gingermathewsАй бұрын
Its like Groundhog Day the movie same sh@&;!! different day
@nc1807Ай бұрын
I know right?!?!
@ehiggins360Ай бұрын
He’s their type, grifting criminal actor pretending to work in government to serve people, but only there to serve themselves. Easy money.
@vidge1111Ай бұрын
He’s part of the maga verse now lol
@kingjamos2422Ай бұрын
@@gingermathews No. It is more like a kid recorded over the movie with their version and decided to play it on repeat.
@micheledonahoe809229 күн бұрын
Please don't leave the show. We need you more than ever!! Seriously, if it hadn't been for you, we never would have made it before, during, and after the election.
@gingermathewsАй бұрын
Bless Jimmy Kimmel and His Team❤
@gardenrookie29 күн бұрын
.....for being the leaders of the sheeple!
@lynemac253929 күн бұрын
@@gardenrookie Hi there. Come here often?
@denyssilva973029 күн бұрын
This poster boy for the Democratic party is a hypocrite.
@gingermathews29 күн бұрын
@@gardenrookie so you’re a sheeple is that right? Takes all kinds I guess me I’m just a normal human being. Who enjoys a good late night comedy show….
@lucystewart562829 күн бұрын
Thank you Jimmy and team ....its so important that you keep highlighting the Trump BS to the world
@johnsitter9658Ай бұрын
Jimmey's probably the only celebrity I could break bread with and remain sane.
@BognaZoneАй бұрын
Pierce brosnan. Benedict cumberbatch. Ted dansen. Ryan gosling. But wait - there's more!
@laurenbendik2006Ай бұрын
Pedro pascal….he would brighten ur day.
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
I’d buy Kamala dinner, bet she would have some stories to tell 😊
@mikehuntiches6276Ай бұрын
@@Bakes-z4cask her about Willie Brown
@D.MichelleBoydston26 күн бұрын
I would him and Seth and Jimmy Fallon
@rhondakoenig6452Ай бұрын
Sotheby’s auction… this shows how ridiculous we have come… it is sad, it isn’t funny at all
@marlonthemightysmith7836Ай бұрын
People can't feed thier families but mofos got 5 mill 2 spend on banana
@sandarahcatmom9897Ай бұрын
“Let them eat cake.”
@jaysteele1031Ай бұрын
@@sandarahcatmom9897 Banana cake, anyone?
@DanielQuinn-b4b29 күн бұрын
Hello and thank you Jimmy. Just subscribed. I was starting to lose my grip on everything that has happened . I am glad I found this place , it takes the edge off of all the stupidity and madness. This is my therapy, keep us laughing Jimmy.
@kimberlyburlenski5556Ай бұрын
Wtf is wrong with the USA? Seriously
@Slo-rydeАй бұрын
We are stupid, can’t you tell.
@masonc814029 күн бұрын
@@Slo-ryde To be fair, the rest of the world has been trying to tell you guys that for a long time.
@colleenbrady967529 күн бұрын
I NEVER voted for dtraitor or any of the current maga Republicans. I believe that about half of the voters are ignorant, uninformed and in the cult.
@johnramirez503229 күн бұрын
Kimberly i am not , you are not the idiots we are dealing with. They are representatives of there party firstly. The republican party seems to not care who the hire to represent this country. To me they have becone morally bankrupt and corrupt to the point they simply don't seem to care. Only about 40 % of people vote and about 50% of those are the idiots that voted trump in. So to be fair that 25% of the population . Doesnt constitute America. Simply put many of those voters are not bad people. They are confused and ignorant. Fox news has brainwashed them also. Its my firm believe that people are more good than bad. More intelligent than stupid. I found this to be true when my house burned down my faith was renewed. We need more good people to vote. People have become discouraged by what they see (fox). More democrats are needed . More people need to register as Democrat's. Other wise we just keep f.g ourselves over. I hope this helps a bit ? Have you seen the movie Idiocracy? It kinda parrellels our current Idiocracy. Its on KZbin free of charge. Its a b or mabe c movie that is a comedy but it like a documentary to me.
@ld351129 күн бұрын
Too many beyond ignorant people. George Carlin warned us decades ago.
@SherrynSmIthАй бұрын
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for giving us the best laughs.
@SicutCorvusVolat29 күн бұрын
Drip
@BrandonSchwartzMAGA28 күн бұрын
@@SherrynSmIth the funniest moment of Jimmy was when he was crying because Trump won. My favorite Jimmy moment
@christineschroeder714728 күн бұрын
@@BrandonSchwartzMAGAhe got choked up because of the sad situation the world is in now maggot.
@BrandonSchwartzMAGA28 күн бұрын
@@christineschroeder7147 it’s pretty funny. Jimmy is so upset that he gets to go back to his mansion after the show and live his life in luxury
@マシュードーラン27 күн бұрын
He’s a dork and he sucks 😂
@rosemarienarcisse4756Ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for your amazing support.. God bless!❤👏🏽👍🏽
@lisahenderson150529 күн бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy for keeping The laughs going that’s helping me so much get through all of this BS
@michaelgiordano1004Ай бұрын
It's not a cabinet it's a junk drawer.
@dianakaptan319529 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👍
@rory165329 күн бұрын
Omg that’s fuckin perfect! 😂😂😂 Ps. Hope you don’t mind if I steal it?
@danielgregory329529 күн бұрын
I have been trying to spread it everywhere!!😊❤
@ld351129 күн бұрын
Some say a junk draw still has some necessary tools though. Maybe more like a manure pile that has the possibility of exploding.
@poormanshellcat29 күн бұрын
You should see how this country was created.
@eq2lornickАй бұрын
***NEWS*** Man buys banana taped to wall in art auction for 5.2 million dollars. In unrelated news, man launders 5.2 million dollars.
@ruckusrevolution9475Ай бұрын
How is spending it laundering it?
@gothic_ace2037Ай бұрын
Its called "a cover story" @ruckusrevolution9475
@beccasheartАй бұрын
@@ruckusrevolution9475 I haven’t heard of laundering it with art but I have heard of it being used as tax write offs and that one has some serious depreciation I bet they will figure out how to claim.
@FlynnTheRedheadАй бұрын
@@ruckusrevolution9475I guess the joke is assuming he worked with the guy who sold lt
@Randall88503Ай бұрын
Alyssa on the view had a great book! Companies bought millions of copies! It was so good!
@tom201090Ай бұрын
I didn't realise Eric was in the UK. However, on behalf of all so-minded Brits I proudly raise my middle finger on my right hand and say 'Up Yours Eric!' (Actually what I would like to say is longer and is worded differently...but I don't want my account suspended or removed).
@Slo-rydeАй бұрын
There shouldn’t be one true Brit who was not insulted by his statements.
@LethalSaliva29 күн бұрын
Thank you, Tom. And I'm an American.
@funface428 күн бұрын
Love listening and following you Jimmy. Please continue the incredible work you're doing, keep up the good fight. You're the very best and thank you.💙🙏
@rjd3wineАй бұрын
Eric doing his best to make America look even more stupid !
@joanne4758Ай бұрын
Wasn't he scary!!! Note it was on GB News - great MAGA following.
@stephenbuckley9940Ай бұрын
@@rjd3wine Eric seems to have found his niche in life.
@davidgarrison8053Ай бұрын
Stupider, not more stupid.
@Aza351CАй бұрын
He looking to out-stupid George Dubbya.
@artnull13Ай бұрын
@@Aza351CGeorge Dubbya is looking like a competent genius in comparison
@puckitguy1Ай бұрын
The days of America being stupid have just begun . We have 4 years of it ahead.
@JayRebelАй бұрын
He improved the lives of a majority of Americans. A record 56 percent of Americans told Gallup before the election that they were better off now under Trump than they were four years ago. He expanded GOP support among non-White voters. He made history as the first US president to speak in person at the March for Life. He stopped the Democrats’ “blue wave.” He shut down travel from China, held Beijing responsible for the pandemic and cracked down on China’s intellectual-property theft. He took out Iran’s terrorist Quds force leader Qasem Soleimani. He put Amy Coney Barrett on the Supreme Court. He transformed the Middle East with the Abraham Accords. He averted a second Great Depression with the Cares Act. He launched Operation Warp Speed, the greatest public health achievement in history. No new wars were started during his first term. Unemployment dropped to 3.5% at lowest. 1.7 million U.S. residents were able to get off food stamps. CNN won't tell you any of this because all they tell are lies.
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
More than that, I'd wager.
@mrflashbang5445Ай бұрын
You've just spent four years handing Afghanistan to the Taliban, murdering kids in Gaza and spending $500,000,000,000 ensuring millions of Ukrainian teenagers lose their limbs in a trench - Moron.
@barbaxamosАй бұрын
Funny that you of all people would say that. It's always projection with you lunatics.
@donnamiori6872Ай бұрын
At least! I am afraid what comes after, with all of his minions😢
@90sbaby4evaАй бұрын
Love ending my day with my Kimmel nightcap. 🍻
@teddyevans2869Ай бұрын
Used to be classic now its just political favors a suckoffs..
@Flamenco1313Ай бұрын
@@teddyevans28691
@nobodyknows228Ай бұрын
Then you are addicted to just listening to what you want rather than what's true.
@hannahcallow6374Ай бұрын
I love it as a morning wake up to chase the brain cobwebs away 😂
@RockChick63174Ай бұрын
Oh, gawd. You people are weird. @@nobodyknows228
@crystaljohnson76329 күн бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy. I love watching your monologue clips. It makes me very happy and gives me a reason to smile and laugh through. What’s to come.😊🥰
@eduardosamper5002Ай бұрын
Jimmy Guillermo Mr. Johnson you guys are phenomenal great show
@ann-mariewickham3108Ай бұрын
❤from a Canadian gal ❤love jimmy....watch his clips every morning, and puts a smile on my day!!❤
@stephaniec953929 күн бұрын
Me too! :) Ontario here. Enjoy his monolouge with my morning coffee
@jackmarsa29 күн бұрын
Mee too! From Québec!❤
@adamolddude449529 күн бұрын
I love Just For Laughs Gags. I would love to see hilarious actors wearing costumes and playing CHP or LA County Sheriffs Deputies. That will never happen , no sense of humor. The people in the clips have a smile and laugh when it's revealed, which is the best part. G.H.U.
@SpeegBJ29 күн бұрын
Would you mind if I stop by your place up there in Canada for four years?
@SpeegBJ29 күн бұрын
Oh mon Dieu! Please send life preservers for us!
@narrinderdhaliwal6988Ай бұрын
Hey Jimmy, you and your writers are such a strong voice for the rest of us. Love how you say it how it is. Appreciate your straight talking amongst all the BS that is currently going on. You are amazing and strong people. Just wanted to say that you are keeping the rest of us sane. Love you guys 😂😅😊❤
@lenewright29 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is so happy trump is going to write 4 years of material for his show...
@nathanmogary84Ай бұрын
Why are people taking moral affidavits from a guy rumored to be on the Epstien flight logs.
@oswaldbarnes5861Ай бұрын
Hello Jimmy, Thank you for your great and amazing monologues💙🇺🇸. It's the only sane program I continue to watch🇺🇸💙👍
@MerCurtis28 күн бұрын
Me too❣️
@wadevaden792Ай бұрын
The days of America being stupid are just beginning.
@debbiecmcpherson849Ай бұрын
For sure, unbelievable.
@PeterLawtonАй бұрын
Idiocracy (the movie)
@GiveonKingАй бұрын
It’s always been like that
@ianthesoccerrefАй бұрын
USA 2025-29...👎👎
@SanityoutsideofthestatesАй бұрын
Oh gosh - no they are not- it’s been a long time - but a highlight was poor folks worshipping Ronnie Reagan - that was pretty fecking stupid 😊
@maisonneuve29 күн бұрын
Thank you Jimmy
@jiipeezАй бұрын
Eric forgot "ripped off by Russia" but then, according to him, most of their money is coming from there.
@Jessica-kk1czАй бұрын
1:00. They were 17 years old. Stop calling them women.
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
They keep saying "young women" when they really mean "underage girls."
@rayfox4000Ай бұрын
AGREED!!! I’m a crabby old white grandfather with teenage grandkids and I’m tired of hearing these MAGA’s being involved with these kind of actions and not being held accountable🤯🤯🤯
@TheresaGerich29 күн бұрын
He said young girls!
@vintagemom3130Ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed in a while…. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel….Thank you Guillermo.
@AmericaIsWorthSaving25 күн бұрын
Laughs in MAGA
@D.MichelleBoydston26 күн бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍽 Jimmy and your family and same to Everyone as well! Have a wonderful and blessed holiday weekend and stay safe at those Black Friday crazy shopping sprees!!
@elizabethalexander6528Ай бұрын
Eric is losing his mind too.
@LfbhouseАй бұрын
Eric is master at ripping people off too. No longer allowed to do charities!
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
I’m not sure it’s so easy to tell
@jaysteele1031Ай бұрын
What mind?
@deborahhoward7822Ай бұрын
Wouldn't you if you had tRump for a father and had to listen to Lara's warbling?
@Kikerikiki29 күн бұрын
Probably from being married to a trans 😂
@conehead210Ай бұрын
Matt Gaetz finally pulled out!!! Now convict the sex predator
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
Said the 17 yo
@lillibitjohnson7293Ай бұрын
They can’t, they elected him president…
@itsmeprasad1987Ай бұрын
Not happening i think this was the condition of him pulling out sadly…
@toonlyricsАй бұрын
As always, he pulled out too late.
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
@toonlyrics Can only ever be pulling out too late because he only seemed interested in places he shouldn't have been going in. 😮
@heinzklinckwort2958Ай бұрын
Big THANK YOU dear Jimmy !!! Again and again ….🙏🏽🙏🏼🙏🏻
@roysleaholness280228 күн бұрын
Keep the pressure on, guys!
@miguelooon329628 күн бұрын
For what??….he still gonna be your daddy🤣🤣🤣
@reginaucker3533Ай бұрын
I think Eric got that backwards. The days of America being stupid are just beginning. As a matter of fact, America started being stupid on Nov 5th win so many voted for him without all the information. A lot of people ignored what they were being told, the rest doesn't know how to read. Stupid is what stupid does. The rest of us has to accept and live with that..
@ryanfraser167Ай бұрын
That's it call the electorate stupid, that will so win elections 😂👏🙄
@terri6854Ай бұрын
@@ryanfraser167 Do their feelings get hurt? Does that make them cut their nose off to spite their face when they vote?
@JayRebelАй бұрын
He improved the lives of a majority of Americans. A record 56 percent of Americans told Gallup before the election that they were better off now under Trump than they were four years ago. He expanded GOP support among non-White voters. He made history as the first US president to speak in person at the March for Life. He stopped the Democrats’ “blue wave.” He shut down travel from China, held Beijing responsible for the pandemic and cracked down on China’s intellectual-property theft. He took out Iran’s terrorist Quds force leader Qasem Soleimani. He put Amy Coney Barrett on the Supreme Court. He transformed the Middle East with the Abraham Accords. He averted a second Great Depression with the Cares Act. He launched Operation Warp Speed, the greatest public health achievement in history. No new wars were started during his first term. Unemployment dropped to 3.5% at lowest. 1.7 million U.S. residents were able to get off food stamps. What did Biden do? Nothing, unless you count going senile as an accomplishment. Oh and he finally found his way off the stage! Woohoo! *Shia clap*
@ryanfraser167Ай бұрын
@@terri6854 you seem to be the only ones getting butt hurt over an election that didn't go your way and condemning yourself to more loss, people who voted for this result are generally getting what they wanted believe it or not.
@magnum_dorkusАй бұрын
Eric Trump and Meghan McCain should share a patent for the words 'My Father'
@ReneedeBondtАй бұрын
...and Lara for "my father in law" 🙄
@justagirlsd3000Ай бұрын
The CIA could make a recording of each in one ear as a torture tool.
@justagirlsd3000Ай бұрын
@ ugh
@ehiggins360Ай бұрын
They give new meaning to “freeloader.”
@Bravo3231Ай бұрын
The word is called "garbage"
@thekingtheking4956Ай бұрын
17 years old still kids NOT women .
@JesperSandgreenАй бұрын
Could argue that even 18 YOs and early 20´s are kids... Since humans are first fully grown in the mid to late 20´s.. 17 is just as wrong as 18 or 15... It´s something WE made up...
@tanyad4577Ай бұрын
And yet matt is doing everything he can to keep the report from coming out.....@Ricky-tr2hd
@angiebear8727Ай бұрын
@@Ricky-tr2hdhe was not proven innocent and if he was wouldn’t he want the ethics report public to prove his innocence? As a matter of fact his partner is serving ten years. Where do you get your misinformation.
@johns8596Ай бұрын
@@thekingtheking4956 lol which state. They cant even agree on a legal age of consent 16-18. But they want more states rights. I mean can we set a legal age, in the country. Smh
@Ian-y6n1z29 күн бұрын
Its a lie
@armymedic_bnw29 күн бұрын
The insufferable apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree. 😂
@pskully57Ай бұрын
Trump hasn’t even begun to make America look stupid yet.
@HairynosedWombat163Ай бұрын
He doesn't need to, we all know after the election result.
@ghighiannemorrison4922Ай бұрын
Oh 😮 yes he has 😂😂😂
@ErnestBeltran-s1qАй бұрын
Jimmie, do you have room at the dinnner table for thanksgiving? Just wondering? Two good friends I wanted to send you to enjoy breaking bread together: Trump and Gaetz, sound like a winner?
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
@@ghighiannemorrison4922 but he’s got plenty up his sleeve
@nomore6167Ай бұрын
"Trump hasn’t even begun to make America look stupid yet" - Are you new or something? He started making America look stupid with his 2016 election campaign and he hasn't stopped.
@candidaprout560Ай бұрын
Thanks very much Jimmy Kimmel. Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏
@cibsimАй бұрын
Au Canada, we thank Mr. Kimmel to protect what is left of democracy in the USA. Humour is excellent to fight disinformation.
@jackson50529 күн бұрын
Ew a Trudeau voter.
@teresitauy369229 күн бұрын
For now. Who knows what will happen when he gets sworn in . Still free speech , freedom of the press??
@MelindaMae13828 күн бұрын
@@teresitauy3692 All you have to do is Google "Project 2025" & you will be blasted in the face on "what" will happen over the next 4 yrs! It says in the Bible (Revelations) that "Satan will rise through the strongest Gov't"! We are most definitely in the End Times!!! And the next 4 yrs are going to be an Almighty Living Hell.....
@lorirugato6463Ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel ❤️
@cyndykated358Ай бұрын
I’m still laughing at Elonia😂
@cyndykated358Ай бұрын
And The Rock!
@billj452529 күн бұрын
@@cyndykated358 What has the rock said lately? I thought he's been smart enough to stay out of politics. Last I heard him and Elon both voted Biden in 2020, but I haven't heard anything about the rock since, not politically.
@socon3981Ай бұрын
5 million could have helped so many kids who are getting cancer treatment. What a selfish waste.
@flogginga_dead_horse4022Ай бұрын
harder to launder...
@marriem876928 күн бұрын
Your show, you, actually kept me from crying on election night. Praying for us all. Thank you for your courage and talent, Jimmy ❤
@peacelove2.0.69Ай бұрын
Trump wearing makeup. Vance some eyeliner. Yes, they are all a bunch of actors who wear makeup, and are going to produce a new scary movie. "Horror in America"
@teddyevans2869Ай бұрын
wow the left judging for makeup.. how low can you go ?
@pg_peteАй бұрын
Bruh, Trump's wearing tomato sauce
@Kim-J312Ай бұрын
Trumpy looks like he's embalmed 😂 corpsey
@ehiggins360Ай бұрын
Their biggest act is pretending to be in government to serve people. They are all criminals ripping off our tax money.
@intallpinesАй бұрын
Don't forget Trump's AquaNet Hairspray!
@youknowcrimedontpay9257Ай бұрын
Doesn't Gatez look like Eddie Munster grown up?
@WackyjackieadventuresАй бұрын
Totally!
@jenf2857Ай бұрын
Yes!
@herminaescamilla8537Ай бұрын
He looks more like Eddie Munster's Turds
@atticusfinch3845Ай бұрын
To me he also looks like Butthead from Beavis and Butthead
@wobblydogcreations2521Ай бұрын
Yes!!!! It's been driving me crazy, but that's it exactly 😂😂😂
@lydiamesfin2139Ай бұрын
. . . Like making doctor o.z. The health guy of America. Oh lord help us all
@gary-rr7jpАй бұрын
Snake oil in every medicine cabinet!😂
@Allie8567Ай бұрын
Charlatan Oz
@chantalpigeau7947Ай бұрын
Rfk is a joke
@CJRM-om9os26 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is the best
@michellewalters4484Ай бұрын
Nobody cares what George has to say.
@lillyanderson3623Ай бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy and crew!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙😊
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ecАй бұрын
Why don't any of these billionaires use their money to improve society or help people in genuine need, instead of throwing it away on nonsense?
@tnt01Ай бұрын
I know right. There is so much money in the world. No one should be suffering.
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ecАй бұрын
Indeed. Yet those with the cash choose to either fritter it away, indulging themselves, or to make conditions worse for everyone else.
@roni6215Ай бұрын
Christians ?
@bill688629 күн бұрын
Oh the way that Soros does on the daily funding the likes of Kuntmala and Antifa? Like that? Imbecile.
@VvicsieE7828 күн бұрын
It is the good old war between the rich and the poor...as Warren E. Buffett himself stated once when asked what is the core conflict of modern society..."It is the war between the rich and the poor, my side (the rich) have started this war and my side will win it"
@RaeRaeSarhnez24 күн бұрын
Guillermo and Dwayne, you guys are so nuts, you know you guys made my beer come out of my nose.... stop being so damn funny okay....
@Tadicuslegion78Ай бұрын
Trump did it, he managed to find someone worse than Matt Gaetz to nominate for AG...start a new head of lettuce just to be safe
@themicrobusinessrenegadepo6338Ай бұрын
😂
@aidanseibel757028 күн бұрын
Keep crying
@damondavros371227 күн бұрын
@@aidanseibel7570 cry keeping
@josephjones29127 күн бұрын
WAHHHH we lost and the country is going to completely change while I keep living in my mommy's basement WAHHHH.
@yassqueen4069Ай бұрын
Jimmy you still m Hero!! Blessings to you Sir!!
@bewrite6120Ай бұрын
Did Eric Trump make the UK trip for his father because the Brits don't allow felons entry? 😂
@cc1k435Ай бұрын
Bingo! True story. 😮
@jeanbartrum277329 күн бұрын
Why did he come here ?
@bewrite612029 күн бұрын
@@jeanbartrum2773 , I have no clue. Are you in the UK? What is the news saying about it?
@WilliamNast-v1g29 күн бұрын
AWESOME STUFF AS USUAL, JIMMY!!!
@ServraghGiorsalАй бұрын
Dt jr is dead wrong. The days of americabeing stupid have just begun.😢😢😢
@gary-rr7jpАй бұрын
I think that was Eric.😁
@laustinspeissАй бұрын
Have just become officially recognised.
@kingjamos2422Ай бұрын
Nah, it just continues and it will spiral out of control.
@LindaC616Ай бұрын
Troll account, y'all
@Bakes-z4cАй бұрын
@@kingjamos2422 imagine accordion hands pumping-“no one was ever so stupid, we are doing stupidity at levels never seen before “