Trump Going Crazy Over Gatorgate

[@Revelwoodie]

Finland, we are so, so sorry.

[@crystalm4324]

revelwoodie - the reporter should’ve straight up asked him how the forest sweeping programs are going this fall 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

[@Balnazzardi]

Well the Finnish reporter did ask Trump "what favors you have asked from our President" :D

[@daimonien]

On behalf of Finland I can say no need to be sorry, we were expecting something worse to happen.

[@JustRoudkill]

Maybe for our presindent it was... well... experience at least, but for me it was funny as hell xD

[@karolinakv]

Well, he only got to crab our Sauli by the knee. 😥 *Relieved*

[@bunnies8773]

Being Mexican, I can already tell you that Mexicans would quickly empty the moat of snakes and alligators and turn them into wallets, purses and boots.

[@JoelsterG4k]

I can see all the immigrants crossing with alligators boots and snake belts and wallets 😂😂

[@anilachar323]

;) But, you'd have to distribute it free in Mexico. The tariffs across the wall are too high...

[@laurademarrais3248]

Bunnies right? 💯💯💯

[@mucura1]

@@anilachar323 The best leatherworkers are in Mexico. The American people would fit the bill anyways. A wall is better for keeping people in than it is for keeping people out. Sounds like something a facist regime would do.

[@zionzzz3699]

Good lad

[@ChandlerSomborac]

I'm a proud Canadian & that "moot" joke had me laughing!

[@griiseknoen]

What kind of weirdo describes a _phone call_ as being "perfect" ?

[@Saje3D]

This kind.

[@DM-oy4wj]

A perfect Moron!

[@54markl]

Well, the stupid dumbass with his finger on the nuclear button, that’s who.🤦‍♂️

[@MattieCooper10000]

The Orange Shithead and his Cretins Clearwatergate Revival.

[@skalaz3795]

@@MattieCooper10000 if u ever had a buisness call u would understand why someone would describe a call as perfect. That means that it went well, as he had it planed in other words, PERFECT. Yall somthing else

[@realee7835]

How do reporters talk with this President without laughing out loud?

[@rike94]

Because they are not stupid?

[@artembentsionov]

They’ve had 3 years of experience to keep their feelings from showing. Or maybe they’re wearing masks and he can’t tell the difference

[@54markl]

They probably curse a lot afterwards.🤬

[@akmediaarts6640]

Well the longer he’s in office and the more batty his tweets are, the more comedy material late night hosts have to poke fun at the President. This guy is truly unlike any President this country has ever seen. All presidents have had issue with things that get reported. But never have they claimed the press is an “enemy of the state”. Never has a President called or implied the population of people that disagree with him are “traitors”. Never we had a President act in a way that embarrassed the office and country in such a way that a guest Leader of another country while sitting with him appears to be visibly uncomfortable. Never has a President called our allies rude or crude names in public. (Twitter is a public forum). I’m 60+ years old I’ve seen stupid Presidents, clumsy Presidents, etc. But never anyone that embarrassed the oath of office everyday. And the Stupid, Silly, Clumsy, or whatever we’re still better than this guy. (I’ve dislike other Presidents from both parties)

[@whyumadtho5290]

I know right! I'm here on the floor laughing daily cuz of him.. it's like watching a man with a 4th grade brain trying to run US..smh america is a joke cuz of him. The whole world is laughing

[@deathlightstrikes3282]

I thought the title was “Trump Going Crazy Over Gatorade”. lmao

[@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet]

Pretty sure he chugs the liquid crack he's stuffing his face with Mickey D's

[@inspectorpouzo]

that's next week's agenda.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, he's clearly drinking something...

[@shipoopeeeeeeeee]

Lysdexia is a fathermocker, isnt it?! 😂🤣😂

[@subhadip99]

I thought so too until I read your comment and checked the title again 😂

[@TyQuavion]

Why did I think it said Gatorade 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@AmberAmbwee]

TylerNolet13 Same. Lol

[@Marcio_diaz]

damn it

[@SwifttGamingg]

Because that's something Trump would do

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, he does look like orange Gatorade...

[@joannajamerson35]

Everytime Trump blames a person for something,Trump has done it.

[@shaneiapearson6977]

Facts all facts

[@cowboyhoyt1554]

Feel stupid now? Two years later?

[@theprogressiveway]

to be fair that is the conservative way - every accusation made by a conservative is a confession

[@ALEET]

When you realize the title doesn’t say Gatorade

[@Brettsparadox]

Took me until the end when they never mentioned Gatorade lmao

[@nojolie]

Lmaoooo i thought it did until i saw your comment

[@smiller2044]

You too. Was thinking he's going after Gatorade now? Wow

[@hectorrgee]

Dyslexia strikes again

[@yalondahardaway5050]

lol I’m happy that I read it wrong.I kept saying that it must’ve been the wrong flavor

[@johnho6173]

the President of Finland looks like he's in pain listening to Trump's speech

[@54markl]

The Finns always find themselves standing next to Nazis for some reason. It’s their fate.

[@smackdowner]

We are all in pain listening to the orange face piece of trash

[@poodlesrock6552]

@@54markl It's their pursuit and soul

[@gojewla]

I thought he was going to break out into uncontrollable fits of laughter a la the UN.

[@BETTERWORLDSGT]

It must be quite excruciating!

[@Opus313]

Oh man! It just keeps getting more and more awkward to be a foreign leader at the White House. People are going to start refusing invitations!

[@trevorz459]

How does Trump screw in a lightbulb? Waits for the world to revolve around him

[@Dan-yz4qz]

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all living in the dark ...

[@johnchessant3012]

"when the shift hits the tan" judging by the audience reaction that was underappreciated :D

[@holdfasthope1669]

“Then just lead him into a hall of some kind and lock him in it.” 😂😂😂😂

[@fvtii284]

😂😂😂

[@utah133]

"Perfect conversation?" What the hell is that supposed to mean?? This guy's brain is bizzarely twisted.

[@ladonnabrock8613]

rationalguy No, he has no brain.

[@donaldshaw1242]

Is it a perfect conversation when I call to order a pizza? Is it a perfect conversation when I call my mother to wish her a happy birthday? Is it a perfect conversation when I ask a foreign government to investigate my political opponent(s) and thus affect or influence a US election?

[@54markl]

He’s a ten year old, don’t you get it yet?

[@jasoncarter1869]

(Paraphrasing my uncle) "He's been campaigning for an impeachment and he's about to get elected"

[@clintbeasthood9758]

Your uncle seems like a pretty cool cat

[@kathrynwhitbeck9798]

He’s actually about to get re-elected for real. The more the MSM smugly ridicules Trump the more the same Trump supporters who voted for him last time are motivated to vote for him again.

[@kathrynwhitbeck9798]

For the record, I didn’t vote for Trump- but the way the MSM is carrying on, they’re gonna get trump re-elected

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@kathrynwhitbeck9798 *yawn* pro-Trump parrot pretending not to be a parrot

[@Rendezvous70]

@@doctorthirteen5727 your totally right. Look at her subscriptions " shapiro "etc

[@doctorthirteen5727]

"I want alligators and snakes and chupacabras and those giant worm monsters I saw on that documentary show Tremors!

[@sofialavoe9457]

🐊🐗🐍🐐🐲😂

[@richardmartinez1167]

Especially the GIANT WORMS

[@Chukwu1967]

Or the other documentary "Dune".

[@keithriley6597]

The giant sand worms from the Beetlejuice documentary. Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

[@jdmacgyver2062]

Doctor Thirteen “All I ask is that you get me sharks with lasers coming out of their frickin heads” Austin Power’s Dr. Evil....hard to believe 🙄

[@pgc4sean]

Clicks to watch, immediately turns off captions.

[@jasoncarter1869]

Everytime

[@Broducts]

"Just ask Putin" that I didn't conspire with Russia. ....what?

[@cheekymonkey5621]

J C he got caught but the White House has been denying the release of the mueller report for over a year now. They have been trying to get it but they won’t hand it over.

[@strawbrryfld1]

Ok this is an old "style" joke BUT I JUST CANT RESIST ! Trumps PUTIN his foot in his mouth again ! 😜🤪

[@donaldshaw1242]

@J C: That is not what they found. Collusion is not a legal term. They found that the cooperation did not rise to the level of a criminal conspiracy. And attempting to obstruct an investigation into a possible crime is a crime even if it turns out that there was no underlying crime. It is not easy to be as misinformed as you are.

[@voixdelaraison593]

J C The FBI did catch him it just didn’t rise to the level of a crime based on the poorly written law.

[@voixdelaraison593]

Kimberly Sikorski Why does Treasonous Trump sometimes stumbles on words... Putin’s hand cramps.

[@DianaMarieBailey]

Why does he insist on referring to himself in the third person? He is so condescending, treating the American people as if we don’t have functioning brains. 🤨

[@2001eskimo]

people who refer to themselves in the third person typically have a mental disorder

[@woohunter1]

Diana Bailey he’s used to talking to his base, so of course they don’t have functioning brains.

[@Annamarie40985]

In his case, the malignant narcissistic personality disorder is probably showing itself in this form of speech. I have not evaluated him personally, for the record

[@thehellyousay]

@@2001eskimo Yeah. It's called delusions of grandeur. He thinks he's the King of America.

[@helensanderson5586]

@@thehellyousay I had an old boyfriend who had delusions of grandeur. It's not pretty

[@princessaria]

I’m sorry, but this season of Trump: A Netflix Original has totally jumped the shark. A moat with alligators and snakes? No one would believe that could happen in real life! Oh wait...

[@notsure1969]

Lol. That's why I started watching Obama Netflix.

[@Knightswhosaynee]

Oh it’s a wacky TV show . Thank goodness l thought this crap was real life.

[@candielandssweetadventures]

LOL! A Netflix original!!! Died when I saw this comment! 😂

[@klarastern5597]

it's really hard not to feel like Alice in Wonderland.. it's all so weird and bizarre

[@couragekarnga8735]

Louis Carol never could've imagined anything like this.

[@ACKMINDSEYE]

We’re all mad here.

[@spacecab1]

Happened with Nixon over 40 years ago. Lie Cheat Steal Win that's the American way right?

[@hazukichanx408]

This comparison is all the more apt if you've read Alice in Wonderland recently... it's literally just a string of random nonsense, all kinds of animals with tiny bit parts in a go-nowhere adventure starring a girl who talks to herself. She's still a lot cuter than Trump, of course. There's really no comparison. For one, she's a literal child, so childishness makes sense in her case.

[@alyssainwond3r652]

Your telling me

[@IAmSuzyQ]

"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham, may 3, 2016 Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍

[@thebobhollyband]

I didn't vote for Trump, but besides him being ugly, what is so bad?

[@tyemaddog]

Destroyed? The economy is doing fantastic. As a Canadian, your country is in great shape. Far from "destroyed"..

[@tim.fletcher]

@@tyemaddog Bahahahaha. Have you seen the latest US economic figures of the last 24 hours? Good one, ay?

[@YZ250W1]

tyemaddog Coward bone spurs isn’t qualified to command a paintball team. Trickle down lies will crash the economy again, it’s already starting. Ask the republican welfare ranchers how life is under the orange moron!

[@fifimohz1584]

tyemaddog Don’t worry, I want Trump to be re-elected. 8 years of him will destroy everything Obama did and their economy will crush like how bush did to America. I miss those days, bought my home those times. With another crush, my kids will buy their homes too. We just waiting for another economic crush and with this president, it will happen. Can’t wait

[@Applejocky]

Kimmel is the west coast Steven Colbert 😂

[@thevincentcharlesxx]

"The Schiff is hitting the tan" was the best one liner of the whole rant

[@JessTheory]

maybe we should elect people who actually study politics instead of celebrities and businessmen!!!

[@seanewing845]

Well duh. How come you couldnt have explained that to Trump supporters 4 years ago?

[@Samadam2767]

He’s actually done a damn good job.

[@seanewing845]

@@Samadam2767 Yeah a damb good job.....LOL just kidding your an idiot.

[@boywonders]

@@Samadam2767 you sir sound like a bonafide idiot

[@cheekymonkey5621]

Most important job in our country and we don’t make anyone pass a test or have a resume supporting that they are qualified. It baffles me

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

A "moot" is a river full of apologetic alligators! "Sorry eh! , um, awe excuse me eh! .aw, comin through eh!

[@jrdnnoel]

the last of the lemmings I don't think a moot matters very much

[@gail9566]

Canadian alligators?

[@jokerdude7038]

Said no dictionary ever...

[@RichWinder-je5xn]

The "smarts" of the Trump Cahoot made the Whistleblower quite moot, and demonstrated, corruption as stated, is viable evidence fruit.

[@dentheluck3795]

@@gail9566 Yea! they have a beaver tale.

[@MYRitchie48]

Trump: Don't believe your lying eyes when you read the transcript of my conversation with the Ukraine president that the White House released.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Anybody getting 1984 vibes over here?

[@raquelcrud9015]

@CRIMNALSNEAK except evidence. Supported by WH officials, SoS, Rudy Giuliani & trump himself. Stop your bullshitting. Its literal evidence. And calling people "Libtards" doesn't help your case. It just makes your argument immature (and you didn't have an argumeny to begin with)

[@MYRitchie48]

@CRIMNALSNEAK You are so wrong about that chief. Lol

[@Paul-oh4fe]

"I want sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads"

[@Stabsnipers]

SCOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@travisteachout2849]

We have sea bass. Mutated sea bass! TREMENDOUS progress!

[@candielandssweetadventures]

I can’t!!! 😂😂😂 A real life Dr. Evil.

[@ghostpine]

@@travisteachout2849 throw me bone will you.

[@feliciabosch8110]

Beem him up scotty 😡 Donny is ready to fly 😳 oh my he's such a big baby 😭

[@QueenofNonSequitur]

Can't wait until this national nightmare is over.

[@debraclinkscale6576]

@@Mine-Finder well before then.

[@smithchi9795]

Drama!

[@QueenofNonSequitur]

@@Mine-Finder Not all the dirt is out yet.

[@QueenofNonSequitur]

@@Mine-Finder 4 years?

[@jimmyz7218]

Yeah the booming economy and an anti war president really sucks

[@MRSomethin1]

not many people know that Mike Pompeo's first name was originally Pimpy

[@FPVREVIEWS]

Trump actually tweeted a picture of a wall with spikes on top...... now he says it's not true..

[@notfirstyourlast]

Did he really? Haha

[@ianmusgrove1814]

"I have one simple request, to have sharks with frekin laser beams on their foreheads" - Dr. Evil

[@keirfarnum6811]

Ian Musgrove And he only got ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Poor guy!

[@amyhansen6318]

Yasss

[@yakojjy]

"Sir it's 1969 that kind of money doesn't even exist."

[@JPMJPM]

What’s the definition of a “perfect phone call?”

[@Coastfog]

"I resign"

[@JPMJPM]

Coastfog I like it!

[@mesainy]

The dude was kissing Trump's ass the entire phone call.

[@blatherskite3009]

Any phone call that goes his way, I guess?

[@karengummer6657]

The one when both parties get off

[@AlakaxamM]

Damn, the poor Finnish president looked like a kid whose friend got chewed out by a parent in front of him.

[@joelbizzell1386]

😂 Okay. That's the best one yet!

[@54markl]

What the hell is he doing with Trump? Go home and rake!

[@leonaldobrum]

Reporters know that the best tactic with an idiot is to pretend to take him seriously. In some countries this is even a survival policy (see Hungary , Egypt and Muslim monarchies for live examples)

[@milliet1227]

@@leonaldobrum Erm.. Hungary is not a monarchy... at least not on paper!

[@leonaldobrum]

@@milliet1227 Please read. I mentioned Hungary (authoritarian regime as of now) and THEN below the Muslim monarchies, so one thing is not the other. Understood?

[@juancampos1635]

You have a Madman in the White House, a Mad Dog, what do you do with the Mad Dog? you put it down!

[@danrion8839]

Finland President was like Why the heck I came to America. This is a Circus.

[@moneyking340]

Right

[@freelover220]

Lib A circus with no ring master .no trained animals . But ...... Only one clown . it's not worth the price of the admission ticket !!!!

[@ozsfi]

He was not the Finnish president.

[@MsObeyy]

I read Gatorade lol anyone else?

[@demonqueen26]

lmao..me too. Started wondering what the hell he had against Gatorade now.

[@sane0matic]

No?! Of course not!..

[@ivanm5065]

Me too

[@skilifavas4016]

Me too

[@droxus201]

😍

[@KathymacMac]

❤ Mr O. Missing having a President smart enough to recognize satire.

[@boywonders]

"I've done more for this country than any administration has ever done." Really?? Wtf have you done?

[@jet7865]

Nothing, I just don't know what to say, lol

[@harmanvirk4421]

He's managing a good economy. Not a huge fan of him can't deny it.

[@valiantfreak]

Harman Virk this economy is a bubble. It’s pathetic you don’t know this.

[@valiantfreak]

ghosttrain2066 because you’re too stupid to know what Obama’s done? How dumb can you be?

[@davidstoned8825]

he brought racism to new levels. and divided this country more than its ever been.

[@theholygrass19]

Wow, I never thought i'd hear such a perfect "thanks, Obama" ever again. Gives me hope

[@couragekarnga8735]

Soon, we'll all be hearing, "Thanks, Bernie!"

[@TimeTheory2099]

Gator Gate. ✌🙂✌ Build the swamp, build the swamp Build the swamp, build the swamp

[@freelover220]

And send you and your family to take swimming lesson !!!

[@danrion8839]

Stephen Miller will lead all the Snakes and Alligators in the Moat.

[@slappy8714]

You mean the, "moot"

[@couragekarnga8735]

I'm pretty sure the only thing he feasts upon is the blood of innocent immigrant children!

[@hazukichanx408]

@Courage Karnga - That's pretty much what I was going to say!

[@AtheistOnTheEdge]

"It was a perfect conversation..." "She hands out subpoenas like cookies..." His choice of adjectives and ability to describe events is truly perplexing. I bet no on ever corrected him when he used the wrong words, as a result, he grew up thinking there was nothing wrong with his childish vocabulary and misunderstanding of words and expressions.

[@gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791]

Ah, AtheistOnTheEdge, you seem to be going back to Dipshit Donny's "oranges". MsG

[@chloekey8043]

No one corrected him cos no one was paying him any attention

[@Candy_Gal]

AtheistOnTheEdge I don’t see the issue with being expressive when you speak. Kind of a petty point...

[@blatherskite3009]

@@Candy_Gal Trump's expressions are particularly childish, though. There's nothing wrong with being expressive, but his choice of expressions and his reference-points are quite revealing of his mental maturity level. Or lack thereof.

[@askmeificare5557]

Your name is "AtheistOnTheEdge." Why should we care about your opinion?

[@J3TTXZ]

Thank you Jimmy for actually having a brain.

[@TwiPrime]

"A Moot"!! I really do hope he ends up "moot."

[@alisonsmith4801]

The biggest moot point in American history. You poor Americans.......

[@TwiPrime]

@fried spaghetti Someone needs to put a spider in his dumpling, my aunt Yvonne would have said. :)

[@TwiPrime]

@@alisonsmith4801 Thank you. I hope if his presidency could do anything good at all, it would be to destroy the Republican party, honestly. Thanks for caring about our cartoonishly horrible plight. He has to go.

[@alisonsmith4801]

@@TwiPrime You will get your country back on an even keel, coming from the UK were working on the other blond buffon Boris and his crazy no deal Brexit, he's been hauled back into Parliament and he's got to get on with the job his party made him leader for. Hopefully he will be our shortest in office Prime Minister and this mess we have of Brexit will be sorted out with sense and cool heads.

[@TwiPrime]

@@alisonsmith4801 I really hope for a good outcome for you guys too. We all deserve better than we're getting. I really want whatever happens to go smoothly for you. Nobody needs the chaos of no deal. :(

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Reporter to President of Finland: “Sir, are you Finnish?” President of Finland: “Yes, and your president might be finished too!”

[@giacdeg]

lol

[@syrup_in_my_tum6637]

There’s gonna end up being a moose and a goose loose aboot the moot

[@jopump9907]

The only one going crazy are the liberals chimps. Whatever happened to russiagate eh? This will be another L for the leftist scum.

[@jopump9907]

Libtards losing their commie minds since 2016 lols!

[@keirfarnum6811]

Syrup_in_my_TUM Toot toot!

[@keirfarnum6811]

jo pump Can’t come up with better material? LMMFAO!

[@jopump9907]

@@keirfarnum6811 Ask your loony buddies... They've been deluding themselves for the past 2 and a half years.

[@sherry5455]

@Jason Carter Love the saying! It is bang on. Watching all the craziness from Canada

[@UberLummox]

Has to be one of history's funniest episodes of a late night show ever. The Obama, Matchgame, and Hall of Fame bits were priceless!!! Great job Kimmel and staff!!!!

[@dalebyrondalebyron3207]

That conversation was perfect! I'm a stable genius! I deserve an A+ I hire the best people! Next week I'm gonna Fire 🔥 Mike Pompeo and hire Dennis Rodman

[@petehilll9492]

"The schiff is hitting the tan" priceless 😂

[@nancymesek]

You can tell Raskin is trying not to laugh about the folders they received. 😂😂😂

[@cheekymonkey5621]

I thought he looked like he was having a hard time not rolling his eyes and keeping a straight face too

[@martiemc8398]

😟🤯😣Stranger than fiction… You can’t make this stuff up.

[@spreston5230]

I love Jimmy Kimmel so much! I watch Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers too, but Kimmel is definitely the funniest.

[@WARSfate]

Jimmy can make us laugh at a horrible situation

[@NewMessage]

Never thought I'd hear an immigration control plan that made his family separation policy seem empathic, but there we are.

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's like I keep saying: he can have this. All I want is for him and his goons to be thrown in first.

[@skilifavas4016]

I love your name xD

[@HomelessFooser]

trump's moat idea was moot from the start

[@couragekarnga8735]

And we all wish he were mute!

[@DrGero15]

I thought a moot was when trees got together to talk about if they should attack trump tower. TIL

[@thehellyousay]

😆

[@54markl]

I wish the Ents would trample Trumpuman!

[@DrGero15]

@@54markl Treebeard 2020!

[@sciencemansandera]

LOL Jimmy is the BEST

[@jozz2248]

Jimmy had to be the one that remembered that episode of Match Game 😅

[@Patchuchan]

This presidency just keeps getting more ridiculous.

[@ScaryManiac]

@chow tt so what?

[@Teaganbear]

@chow tt lol wut

[@whyumadtho5290]

It's a comedy show every week! starring dumb donald

[@whyumadtho5290]

@chow tt hahahahha u a special kind of stupid .. we talking about Donald and u bringing obama.. get over it. You're dumb. The president is mentally stupid.. u should ask him to buy an island so all u idiot's can build a wall around it so no one can get in. Reserved only for idiots. Lmfao hahahah

[@ScaryManiac]

@chow tt you talk like trump

[@henrytm188]

Fallon has animals. Corden has Carpool Karaoke, while Jimmy Kimmel has the roasts. Its a latelate party

[@kevinbenderman2065]

Nobody has been tougher on Russia. I wonder if he's ever heard of the Cuban missile crisis?

[@thehellyousay]

I wonder if he's ever heard of Stalin?

[@bluecorvettered1810]

No because he doesn't listen

[@BETTERWORLDSGT]

Reagan was also, He probably had a lot to do with the demise of the Soviet Union!

[@hollydowns2279]

ask Trumps best friend Putin there is a real love affair

[@kimokla3874]

YES BRILLIANT

[@louisejoyal9266]

A Canadian Moot is filled with Maple Syrup....every good Canadian knows that 🇨🇦

[@fonkenful]

Not to forget the sea otters and beavers. Who doesn’t like a nice Canadian beaver?

[@BellTunnel]

I enjoy watching the Orange One come undone.

[@MrTomtomtest]

No, no, not "back into the wild", directly to jail for him and those who have helped.

[@Halloffamer-km9qw]

Literally the biggest dumbass criminal. Should be fed to alligators

[@LardGreystoke]

If you turned Trump into the wild he wouldn't last long.

[@elvira-irinareisinger6370]

Wait what. He wanted wild animals like a Bond villain in his evil lair

[@JR-bm8dl]

Why didn't he ask for sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads?

[@elvira-irinareisinger6370]

@@JR-bm8dl Laser beams are biggly extra costs. He can't have that......

[@damianbowyer6258]

Cool Stuff Jimmy.

[@SpecialGuestStar]

"Just ask Putin" Hey Vladimir, who's gonna win in 2020?

[@oleogabalo]

Well... if the Democrats keep nominating crypto-republicans, sadly and depressingly, Trump will. Again.

[@strawbrryfld1]

Vladdy Laddie ! 😜

[@bradgotch]

"moot" hahaha thats my new favourite wow what a maroon.

[@avamasquerade]

Uh, I think you mean "maron," ya dumy 🙄

[@Dakhoth]

@@avamasquerade You're clearly not a Bugs Bunny fan. Let me translate - "maroon" is Bugs' version of the word "moron."

[@Dakhoth]

@raddocnate I had to help her out, she was obviously lost. She probably should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

[@smiller2044]

@@Dakhoth 🤣

[@stevenaguilar9597]

Bruh how is this dude still the president 😂

[@whyumadtho5290]

America loves dumb presidents.. they dont want a smart guy in office I guess.

[@AmbyJeans]

whyu Madtho We didn't even want Trump. Our system is ducked up.

[@whyumadtho5290]

@@AmbyJeans nobody wanted donald!.. but he won as president hahah.. shows how much america really cares for their people! 10 billion people and they chose donald lmfao

[@inspectorpouzo]

How is he still not in a nursing home?

[@timothyamaraobrien]

It's an outdated ridiculous system. It's the Electoral College. 97,000 people elected him.

[@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy]

The world is out of control at the moment

[@IILMNBD]

True that.

[@mamastay164]

This is 1 of my favorite episodes! Its literally hysterical 🤣

[@MONKeEeYboi]

We need the jimmy kimmel show in the UK 🇬🇧

[@winterlandboy]

Forget impeach..How about “ Impale”

[@LardGreystoke]

@ghosttrain2066 You can't even spell the word, loser.

[@strawbrryfld1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@strawbrryfld1]

@@LardGreystoke 🤣🤣🤣good reply ! How much do you want to bet its Trumpy replying himself !!!

[@LardGreystoke]

@@strawbrryfld1 Don't think so. Trumpy would have spelled impale "in pail" or something like that.

[@freelover220]

Impaling Trump , that's a bad idea . He may like the sensation of something going up his old butt .!!!

[@digitalxsca]

Jimmy, you don't need to pay so many writers for the show. Hire orange man directly. Why need for a middle man?!

[@ryananon779]

Unfortunately, Trump is busy right now, saving America from Obama and Hillary, apparently.

[@howardkerr8174]

As Chump is talking that Wall Street ticker in the corner of the tv screen displays lower and lower numbers.

[@snippits75]

You have no compassion towards the millions of people a bad economy will effect. In real America, lots of people live paycheck to paycheck. You are not of sound mind if you think a recession is good for this country.

[@sheiladodds4186]

I've always loved your show, I am a fan...Hugzzzz from BC Canada

[@christinearmington]

“The Schiff is hitting the tan.” Excellent! But it went by too fast!

[@Archarrow520]

He cut Fema’s budget for his stupid wall and Dorian hit my family down south hard so fema who would provide food and medicine can’t help my family and he said my family should leave when the area has been my family’s home since this place was known as the 13 colonies I hate his guts

[@ingrid606ig]

I'm really sorry to hear that. Is anyone helping?

[@Archarrow520]

I don’t know

[@Archarrow520]

Perry Stone my bad I heard my mother wrong

[@TanakaMatsumoto]

I honestly hope trump gets impeached... just think of how shattering that will be to his ego... Thinks he's god's gift to humanity I swear...

[@notsure1969]

Do you think his ego can actually be hurt? He is a delusional narcissist.

[@rydervisuals9754]

Just think how shattering it’ll be when he wins in 2020 😂

[@warcraft6717]

Trump has broken liberals brains - Jimmy dore

[@geekishgir]

Sadly he'll never take responsibility or have any accountability, it will someone else's fault, he did nothing wrong! He's being persecuted. We're living the Caine Mutiny

[@rogerthat5459]

We apologize Finland. This is our mad, mad, mad, mad world every day.

[@TwiPrime]

And, if I may say so, we apologize to all the other reasonable people, too!

[@TwiPrime]

@Palaven Thanks, dear. I agree completely. He is trying to throw away the Constitution and be a dictator. It's just horrible. And, it's alarming that so many people get on board and defend him. Reasonable people are hoping to vote him out if he isn't removed first. Him getting removed after impeachment is iffy, since the Senate has protected him all along. Please keep sending good vibes. I think shared intentions and encouragement help a lot.

[@petrisavero4382]

It's ok, we know 😏

[@dazendi8116]

I still can't believe this guy is a president. Am I being trolled?

[@supermarioisacat]

I'm surprised trump doesn't call him, "Vladimir."

[@freelover220]

His wife calls him Vladimir ,in the intimacy of their bed room .

[@hollydowns2279]

lol behind closed doors

[@rodgemagoo3294]

"never thoughted it"

[@CorrectionUnknown]

He said "never thought of it".

[@IAmSuzyQ]

Trump: Ask Finland's President a question!😡 *OK. Did you really tell our President that, in Finland, you prevent forest fires by raking the forest floor?* 🤔

[@feebeedoc78]

Suzy Q I totally forgot about that!

[@AmbyJeans]

Rose S I wish I could. That was infuriating. The sun was blotted out of the sky for days with smoke and this asshat decides to make it political.

[@daimonien]

That was so funny. We had a blast, although I kind of felt sorry for our president that he had to comment about it afterwards.

[@feebeedoc78]

Chalchiuhtlicue Hey, I understand. We get forest fires here in NZ and Australia too, and often collaborate on containing them too. More a comment on the non-stop scandals and stupidity of Trump. Hard to keep track sometimes. Kia kaha California 🇳🇿

[@AJScraps]

I didn’t think Trump could one up the alligator moat....🐊 *Then I saw the end clip* 😂🤣 11:09

[@johnw2259]

I’m starting a charity for Mexicans affected by this moat it’s going to be called Gatorade

[@royyark2896]

Gatoraid

[@dancincrow]

This is why Kimmel is so much better than Fallon, his research & video editing team are second to none.

[@nonir670]

Can you IMAGINE if Obama had said about anything at all, just ask Putin, he'll tell you I'm right? SMH

[@NewMessage]

Yeah it's all very funny.. but try crossing a Canadian moot full of beavers, otters, and angry moose! Some of them have bears, too. And they don't like being wet, so they're good and surly!

[@TrailerYardGirl]

Don't forget the wildcats & wolves...

[@RichWinder-je5xn]

Orange Fatty on the World stage, goes into an insane rampage, making America look bad, and all our old allies sad, he must be a GOP phage.

[@Congruesome]

Rich Winder There once was a president named Trump Who was the quintessential horse’s rump While he promised a wall An illegal phone call Caused his presidency to the proverbial shark, jump

[@Iknowknow112]

How did they find that Match game episode do they have someone on staff who's memorized every game show episode?!?

[@haroldmoore8385]

I was looking for this comment. That was perfect. Dumb Donald is so dumb....

[@mr-mz4ed]

kudos for the match game reference lol

[@13katecoombs]

The funny thing about Trump saying the moat thing was a lie is that it's the kind of thing you can totally picture him saying; it's just so him! And all those sources? This is how they cope with being his minions and not cracking a smile in his meetings!

[@stefanlofven2986]

Yes because “multiple sources” have never lied... The left spread lies about Trump all the time, lies that if we’re true, would get him impeached. Do you know why he hasn’t been impeached? Because the rumours are lies that will never be confirmed. It IS the biggest political witch hunt ever. The media are trying their absolute hardest to spread lies about Trump and his supporters. Turning “comedy shows” into propaganda tools, brainwashing the youths etc.

[@zvonkorodin8489]

@@stefanlofven2986 Haha...Donny, is that you? BTW....to answer your question "Do you know why he hasn’t been impeached?"...well, because, only now that darn inquiry has started, so Donny, you have lied once again!

[@jopump9907]

Libtards losing their commie minds since 2016 lols!

[@stefanlofven2986]

Janko Ivkovic I have no idea who Donny is. But anyway, what I’m saying is that the left have been pushing an impeachment for a while now, but nothing has happened until now. But I can with certainty say Trump is not getting impeached ever. Mark my words.

[@Pandaluver67899]

Kate Coombs he wouldn’t have gotten into so much detail about it today if it was a lie

[@trueblue4069]

Did he ask the Finnish leader how to rake forests?

[@supersupersocco]

RAKE NEWS!

[@SeanSalas]

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!”

[@avamasquerade]

Lasers on a blank strap would be so much cooler though...

[@Knightswhosaynee]

Sean Salas l think l would prefer Dr Evil.

[@keirfarnum6811]

Sean Salas I guess we’ll have to settle for Ill tempered, mutated sea bass.

[@strawbrryfld1]

I say why not throw in a few electric eels for good measure, WTH !😜🤪

[@knavishlassie]

"Now open your mouth for some more subpoenas"

[@glam0r0us]

Good laughs. Thanks jimmy.