Criminals Who Stormed the Capitol are Incriminating Themselves All Over Social Media

[@carmenm9068]

Love the girl who's been tracking down insurgents via a dating app. Thanking her for her service!

[@tatiana4446]

Now THAT'S patriotism!

[@adeleweiss8130]

That made me laugh too.

[@candicemonique5927]

I thought that was hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@abelis644]

@@candicemonique5927 We women are so funny and smart, those losers never knew what hit them... PRICELESS!!!😅😅😅

[@muhchung]

Pure genius.

[@yorkbizz]

Why should we give him a break? He didn't give us a break for almost 5 years. And we didn't break the law.

[@robinjackson7882]

Nor did we start an insurrection

[@NewMessage]

Ah yes.. the 'Law and Order' party is screaming that we shouldn't uphold the law when it's one of their guys. Sounds about right.

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 😍😝

[@THINJIMI]

@@tuyenle8107 - Forever a loser.

[@northernpunx1978]

Their so vile I feel like puking whenever they lie which is constant. The world needs these criminals deported to Mars.

[@18Hongo]

@@northernpunx1978 That seems unfair to Mars. Martians are gonna be sitting there like "these earthlings are NOT sending us their best people!".

[@hockey1freak]

@@18Hongo Not fair to Jimmy's arch enemy either.

[@DavZeugme]

"When they pil-low, we pill-high" was underappreciated. I'm using that dad-joke until my last day.

[@stephluvsdave]

To the person who changed her dating profile to catch the criminals that stormed the capital...not all heroes wear capes. ❤️

[@Aya_Brea1998]

Actually no heroes wear capes unless you're 5 years old or ride the short bus. Most heroes like SEAL team six that put a bullet in Bin Laden's head or D-day WW2 wear submachine guns and grenade launchers.

[@faithfulgrl]

Now THAT Is 🦅 Patriotism! 🇺🇸📜

[@thewarriors3048]

@@Aya_Brea1998 I bet you're fun at parties

[@tundrawomansays5067]

No, some of them just charge them: Helll-oooooo Insurrection Indiscretion.

[@fhvxdhbx1775]

@@Aya_Brea1998 were they heroes or war criminals it’s all subjective some believe both sides where wrong and America can get away with what they want

[@parrisprice5892]

Happy Anniversary, big thanks for helping us ALL get thru the past 4 years of hell under dump. Stay safe everyone💙🇺🇲

[@lw3269]

Props to the Airbnb host. Can't stop laughing at that one.

[@waryaawariiri1812]

Someone should post the direct link.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

People need to check Facebook before renting out. If they’re on Facebook, don’t rent to them. 😄. Unless you like people who repost white supremacist blogs from their mom’s basement or who are trying to convince the world they AREN’T getting a divorce.

[@choosumfat]

Dang, i can't believe how much better Jimmy looks now vs then

[@khamilton7537]

Jimmy is like a fine wine, he gets better as he gets older.

[@samanrabati701]

Who cares 😂😂😂😂

[@angeljesus9674]

@@samanrabati701 I do

[@zobbukit]

...and thinner.

[@mintgumornot]

...in upside down world...

[@comehomeaustralia2374]

Yes, it's called vinegar. Good for cleaning away things like independent thinking, self determination, friendships, stuff like that.

[@dersimmassukach1998]

Happy anniversary to all the staff members we never see thank you for making this Show possible:)

[@Benz5469]

It still baffles me how much better Jimmy looks now compared to when the show first started. Age definitely did him well.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

It took over two decades to remove the faint scent of Adam Carolla.

[@mandywathen7847]

I was thinking the exact same thing... He definitely looks better now.

[@shakejones]

Congratulations Jimmy and the crew!!! you guys rock! thank you for 18 years of good fun and laughs! much love from the Isle of Manhattan!

[@susanjohnson8396]

That stupidity of people's lack if knowledge about Politics isn't funny anymore.

[@WaningGibbous]

It's the sad truth.

[@franklerch1012]

never was...

[@Levi-rc8kh]

Seriously. People think that Joe Biden's actions while in office are terrible and that just because he has a speech impediment means he has dementia. The ignorance of people these days. 🙄

[@faithfulgrl]

When lack of one's own thoughts and camaraderie hold hands it becomes dangerous, for everyone.

[@tylerjakes6674]

@@WaningGibbous How are you?? Hope you and your family are safe???

[@nidhinarendra3728]

Jimmy is aging like fine wine. Just like Steve Carrell

[@a.j.9115]

Better than IMO 😂

[@TheMeloettaful]

I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! He looks so much better than he did in 2004! Aging like fine wine indeed 😘💕!

[@fishrgirl5980]

I agree!👍i like facial hair on men, as long as it's clean! & not scraggly.😂or spotty.

[@KittySnicker]

“Just wanted to incriminate myself a little.” Mission accomplished!

[@Andrew-ih2gz]

Read that in George Bush's voice.

[@9thwardslim2105]

The election is four years from now😂

[@wvrjl]

But it's not the first self incrimination. A lot of thieves, and other criminals have done this.

[@Alwaysroses1]

Seriously, what a group of STUPID, dangerous, people, just like their supreme leader.

[@davidstill754]

Congratulations on 18 years!! You've been honest and steadfast and the type of comic release the country needs and enjoys. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno set a pretty high bar for late night comedy acts to follow and I think you belong in that club as well. Thanks for doing what you do

[@kerensabirch5214]

To be fair, when the country is running along relatively smoothly, not everyone is that interested in politics or who's currently in government. I'm Australian and could not tell you who our Deputy Prime Minister is right now. I actually know way more about American politics than our own, thanks to Trump and his corrupt family and administration.

[@joesix-pack4022]

Ignorance is nothing to boast about, Kerensa. You SHOULD know who's running the country. BTW, the deputy PM is a complete moron named Michael McCormack.

[@blackjack4681]

@@joesix-pack4022 Sounding a bit arrogant there, mate.

[@anderjpoo]

@@joesix-pack4022Well said

[@gmun2248]

@@blackjack4681 You're siding with 'assistant president/ movie star/ terrorist' over 'we should all know who is running our country' with that comment. Arrogance is not the opposite of ignorance.

[@joesix-pack4022]

@@blackjack4681 Not at all. She said everything's going just great in Australia, with our right-wing government, when it is NOT! Then she says she pays so little attention she doesn't even know who the Deputy PM is. And his name was all over the papers a week or two ago for some stupid comments he made.

[@melgallardo2012]

Everyone seems extra happy today. I just realized how tense the last 4 years have been for y'all.

[@mamababycats]

The woman using dating app to find these criminals is a genius and should be considered a great activist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skeletorlongbottom]

Yeah, it won't be long before she'll be sewing little stars on the clothes of Trump supporters and telling them "work makes you free".

[@krisfrederick5001]

That is brilliant and hilarious.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

@@skeletorlongbottom Your love of the halflings longbottom leaf has clearly slowed your mind

[@mattjohnston2]

Yeah, I thought this was great too! lol

[@everwhat013]

fbi gonna recruit her

[@julieannmaloney7187]

When ever im having a bad day I just remind myself that at least I have never live streamed myself committing a crime.

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@lisazabriskie4773]

Good one. 🥴

[@lisazabriskie4773]

@@tylerjakes6674 you threatening people everywhere is not very smart Tyler. Reverse I.P address. Heard of it? 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@tylerjakes6674]

@@lisazabriskie4773 I'm not threatening anyone okay

[@ntandosekay]

Yep! The Trump supporters have turned us into geniuses . We can never reach even half of their level of stupidity no matter how hard we tried.

[@WNYDIRT]

Your jokes have gotten better and you've gotten skinnier… What more could you ask for

[@peggyreely8339]

He gave me his weight....seriously what I was thinking when I saw his 2008 clip...lol. I love the guy. He's the best on latenight.

[@eduardog8782]

My dude aged like a fine wine lol

[@BecksBet]

Happy Anniversary! Thank you for all the years of laughter.

[@evad520]

"They didn't have a trial in the House". Someone might want to explain to her what impeachment is.

[@jkap34]

You missed a "y" in your original post. I understood what you meant, but there will be someone who doesn't.

[@tarrynlea]

Think she meant committee hearings. But those aren't a requirement. Bet she didn't complain when the GOP blocked the previous impeachment from having any witness testimony though...

[@lovemoviesful2]

She one of those Trump cult, so don't expect her to know much about anything outside of Trump.

[@sharonbarton1888]

Congradulations! On this great show's anniversary!!

[@garla5851]

Patriotism means to stand with the Country, Not to stand With The President! ✅ Theodore Roosevelt

[@mikaelleonbriones6356]

Trumpies: I'm gonna pretend i didn't read that

[@alexrowdyrodrigues9716]

@@mikaelleonbriones6356 they can't read anyway so don't bother the only thing they can read a McDonald's drive thru menu

[@fezzik7619]

How many videos am I going to see this same quote cited?

[@WayneTwitch]

Yea you know how they rigged are election for Biden because China knew what Trump was going to do to them ? If thats not standing up for are country idk what is down let me guess thugs burning citys down is ?

[@garla5851]

@@fezzik7619 Keep us posted, and let us know what the finally tally is !

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Jimmy's lost a lot of weight.

[@MsLila44]

Re-match 🏀 vs Ted Cruz!

[@victoriawilliams2786]

Probably trying to keep up with his little kids! They're really cute!

[@Bunz.bunnie]

I think he’s aged very well. Someone(s) looking out for him (himself included).

[@stargasior]

He looks much better now. 👍

[@laurab3876]

He is better looking now. more handsome

[@christopherkraft1327]

Happy anniversary Jimmy & crew!! 🎉🎈

[@mysunnybird]

THE IGNORANCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT !!!!! Ignorance is the worst thing that people can have. They can take away your car, your money, your home, etc., but NOBODY can take away what you know and what you have learned. The more that you know the more valuable you are.

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@bonnielass82]

Jimmy is getting more handsome as time goes by!!

[@misskitty6586]

He's aging VERRRRRY well!

[@TheHergeea]

Agree-it is amazing.

[@tatiana4446]

I actually didn't recognize him in the clips until Guillermo said something about his hair. Looks way better now!

[@Warmfireandtea]

He is sexy now.

[@davidsucesso2419]

It's older only

[@ArtfullyGifted]

I didn't realize Jimmy had lost weight. He looks healthier now.

[@comehomeaustralia2374]

You've given me a lot to think about... Like how many times did you vote for Hidin Biden? Seriously?

[@abelis644]

Oh yeah he was quite chubby back in the day, he really looks terrific now!

[@mickeskogen3184]

Hes been on a drug binge...

[@darkhorse7460]

I'm pretty sure he did a two-day a week low-calorie method

[@olefella7561]

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov

[@supremelyeducated3273]

Ha ha ha.

[@thykingdomcome7238]

He he he!

[@ms.gregoria2249]

Agree

[@mikedbigame3398]

Being intelligent has been demonized.

[@danielwhyatt3278]

Agreed. He sure was right.

[@seer1623]

Man has Jimmy ever slimmed down. Good for him.

[@ClownP1SS]

/\

[@bunkey653]

Okay but Jimmy has aged like fine wine holy moly 😍😍😍

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@marshamariner7897]

He looks so cute tho I. The earlier shows 🌹🌹💖💖 and ya he has gotten better 🌹💖

[@meganesenpai]

Whoever edited that promotion clip should get a raise. The cut, the lightning, the effects, all were perfect.

[@rickgarza7877]

Looks like the FBI are going to have an easy time arresting the "domestic terrorists" who stormed the United States Capitol.

[@karenhartman9774]

I love you and your show. Blessings to everybody working to make it happen.

[@brycepatrick5393]

☺ Me too

[@brycepatrick5393]

Hello Karen

[@cybrfriends5089]

GOP: “We believe in no consequences for Trump crimes because we are too coward to stand for accountability and justice”

[@haterade8328]

I agree. I think they should hold all the Dems that defended and provoked BLM and ANTIFA when they was destroying cities and killing cops as well.

[@alwayslernin4400]

@@haterade8328 except there were no Dems defending cop killers.

[@sarahsnowe]

Not a spine among them.

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

@@haterade8328 Can you give any examples of antifa or blm having actually killed any actual cops? Or is that just made up bullshit?

[@janischristiansen6689]

We'll do anything to stay in power, cheat, lie, steal...defend our idiot...

[@nastybedazzler]

"When are you going to put it in?" "I hear that a lot." That was hilarious.

[@shantoreywilkins651]

🥂

[@dahawk8574]

"Unintentional"? More like Kamala's 4000th time using that line.

[@thejiggy]

She went with the less-risky option, I might have accidentally blurted "thatswhatshesaid" haha

[@wendylott6920]

You sir, made my soda both explode from my nose and nearly drown on it at the same time. Should we ever meet I owe you a cookie.

[@jillrb7638]

@@dahawk8574 Oh yeah i'm sure you're so right. ha.

[@peggygibbons479]

The BEST part of the shows being from home was us getting to see Jane and Billy. For real. Those kids make me SMILE!!

[@jmibarbia14]

Happy anniversary to Jimmy and his crew!!! 💖

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@randomname1251]

Congrats on 18 years, Jimmy! I love your show

[@shirleycochrane8788]

Shows what a good influence his wife has had on him over their time together. He looks much fitter and healthier now than he did years ago! Molly must really love him!

[@FakingANerve]

Orrrr, and hear me out, Jimmy knows he's punching above his weight class and is trying to make sure she sticks around. Munch on it for a while - see how it tastes. Just a thought.

[@shirleycochrane8788]

@@FakingANerve Funny. but she is much prettier than he is so ...your not wrong.......

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@shirleycochrane8788]

@@tylerjakes6674 I'm fine and family has had a few covid battles(son and his wife) but everyone pulled through and we are quarantining like the rest of the world! Hope you and yours are fine and thank you for asking! rare these days.

[@paultrevorbale2440]

He’s better looking now than he was 18 years ago!

[@TheMeloettaful]

I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! The grey hairs makes him look even better!

[@gberi317]

True

[@SaadTheLegend]

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks

[@jennifercamille16]

I can't believe it's been 18 years! Congratulations, man! 🎂🎉

[@troyaturner1979]

Appreciate you Jimmy. You late night guys have kept me from jumping off into the deep end over the past 4 years.🙏🏽👋🏽👊🏾🙌🏿

[@livelife365]

Guillermo: "I'm laughing about your hair." Happy birthday, bro and happy anniversary, Jimmy!

[@sharonisaac445]

I Love Guillermo. Love you too Jimmy. Continue God's blessings and making our late nights joyful.💎❤👑💕🥰💕😋

[@essojay4856]

why do they still have minorities shucking and jiving

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Yes! Happy b day you keep the show great!

[@beadingbusily]

Feliz 🎂, Guillermo!

[@ricksimon9867]

@@sharonisaac445 Can you tell me who he is, or why he is on the show? I have been watching Jimmy for about a year, and I have no idea.

[@todd3205]

We would like to thank you for what you have done for America these last 5 years, Mr. Kimmel.

[@lrn5755]

I like the fact that in their criminal records they are categorized: "Invader of the U.S Capitol on January 6, 2021"

[@TheNefastor]

Meh, that doesn't sound nearly as bad as what it was. I'd have put them down for domestic terrorism or attack against the police or anything that might curdle the blood of a "real american (TM)".

[@Skyprince27]

@@TheNefastor IKR, how are these not capital crimes 🤔?

[@TheNefastor]

@@Skyprince27 probably the white skin has a lot to do with it. When you're not white, just walking down the street is potentially a capital crime, with immediate execution. But don't worry, even if "the law" lets them go, we won't. Whenever I have to deal with an American, I'll ask them what they think of the 2020 election and I'll find out where they were on 1-6-2021. They'll never see the end of it. Now they'll learn what persecution feels like.

[@Justusson]

Why the USA never evolve politically: No one is ever held accountable. Politically,..

[@comehomeaustralia2374]

Until very soon. But like any good movie, the plot has a WILD twist

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

I believe in technology for positive and negative advantages in our lives.. Mr Matt Horner AI I believe, as well as other people, is the REAL climax to destruction of humanity.. Just like the iPhone- pacemaker Warning! 👍👍👍

[@comehomeaustralia2374]

Matt Horner AI not reporting for duty. Trump good, Biden bad, must troll people with different opinions. Cause chaos. No, in all seriousness, just sick of 50% of comments on bitchute coming from obvious AI and thought I'd check in on how the old youtube is going. Seriously, 50% of comments are AI on bitchute. We already left youtube. Tell your people to get a real job. I'm half kidding, I know they're not your people. Just bummed because a voice has been silenced from the public square and the square gets smaller and smaller. Who's really dividing everyone?

[@zachcarter3186]

Truman,McCarthy, bush Sr bush Jr, clinton, Obama, Reagan all got away free

[@samdowner1792]

@@comehomeaustralia2374 WTF are YOU babbling about? You stoned ?

[@edvardferand9934]

Kimmel looks better now than he did in the flashback. Good for him.

[@amaliarincon736]

Edvard Ferand I hope he doesn't cut his beard.

[@DV-ou1yu]

Or put the weight back on

[@barbarahayden5602]

My word, Jimmy, you are like a fine wine - definitely improving with age. Wow!!!!!

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

It’s scary how uninformed some Americans are. Not knowing who the VP is after he’s been in office for 6 years is almost unbelievable.

[@zylka172]

unbelievable and even more so, embarrassing!

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

@Third Party Don’t encourage them. 🤣

[@StudeSteve62]

Unbelievable? Hardly...

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

@Dave Rodriguez Nope, not Mexican, I just listened to what JK said. @13:49

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

StudeSteve62 I said almost unbelievable.

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

That one girl on bumble is a genius

[@matthewkoch6937]

She's the 21st century equivalent of Mata Hari. I applaud her efforts.

[@greeneyedlady5580]

Actually, a lot of women on dating services started doing that right after the insurrection.

[@Cocokatpie]

“He’s the assistant president.” Before I watched this I wondered, how did we get here? Now, I’m good. I understand. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@mikesoprano9518]

So apethetic this is why civilizations collapse.

[@jbd96039]

Yep. In this country you can't legally, drive, fish or get married without a license yet anyone over 18 can vote to elect arguably the most powerful person on planet...yep that's how we got here.

[@kbanghart]

@@mikesoprano9518 why?

[@joca1378]

Listening to someone say "he's the assistant president" is not as scary as realizing that he still managed to have the closest answer...

[@Shuizid]

@Hudson Donald He was the second highest politician in the country for 6 years - over half a decade. Even if you can't name him on the spot, the moment his name is mentioned EVERY ADULT should at least identify him as a POLITICIAN. And that's already a pretty low bar in a country with only two parties and strong party alignment.

[@skoll_2024]

“I don’t know” is perfectly acceptable answer. Not “Blah, blah, blah. I researched it on the internet etc” (“I’m pretty sure something popped up in my feed”). Being ignorant in order to avoid sounding ignorant, is pretty farking ignorant.

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

🤣😂❤

[@Ladykofnyc2]

I bet she voted for Trump.

[@skoll_2024]

@@Ladykofnyc2 literally gonna say the same thing. ;)

[@supremelyeducated3273]

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ~ George Carlin

[@elbonnybar]

man, i loved that special. the man was truly on point in his criticism.

[@MTKRAILROAD]

Like religions both sides use this (George's quote) against the other

[@juliomiramontes9470]

You must be talking about BLM and Antifa.

[@colinthurmeier281]

Would it ever be interesting to hear George's take on this Charade.

[@mehboobkm2018]

But he never had us public in mind!

[@justagirlsd3000]

Jimmy’s way hotter now than 17 years ago. Melisa’s a traitor, lol.

[@bruiz5240]

YES!!

[@sonyaweinreis3658]

Yes

[@anthonytrainer]

I’m so happy he continued with the show and has made it worth watching. I never see his jokes coming and love them all

[@untermench3502]

The last line of Maximilien Robespierre's diary read: Note to self: Do not incite a mob of Idiots.

[@tinaloye2014]

After executing hundreds of ppl, and inciting others to report opposition, he’s annoyed ppl got fed up and mad?

[@andychyld9275]

Jimmy Kimmel: When they pil-low We pil- high Mrs Obama: 👍🏾

[@kelgreen99]

When they pillow, we pill-high.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

I didn’t realize we were living in a simulation until I was Red Pillowed.

[@maryelizabeth6797]

A pun my word! LOL

[@pinkLeopard580]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@anderjpoo]

that did not get the laugh it deserved!

[@GH-oi2jf]

Never give a fascist a break.

[@professorpancakes6545]

Agreed. Fascists deserve no sympathy whatsoever.

[@karenvalfon]

Congratulations on your anniversary!!

[@adityanarayan9620]

18th Anniversary!!!! Woohoo, Jimmy! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I love y'all, thanks so much for making us laugh, and providing entertainment during lockdown, and generally every night, that I tune into my TV.

[@MegaShrinkage]

Imagine being so entitled that you think you can commit crimes and publish it for anyone to see!..

[@denisek4392]

That is what BLM and antifa did all last summer. Over 2 billion in property damage.

[@shem269]

@@denisek4392 Denise K unt

[@DeeHughes]

@@denisek4392 whatabout whatabout whatabout

[@rudimine4679]

Haha Yeah, BLM and Antifa doing it all year 2020. Burning, looting, stealing new iPhones. Wonder why noone was put in jail? It's called double standards and works as intended for brainwashed people

[@mohammedalsillak6709]

I'm from Benghazi and it's the second largest city in libya 🇱🇾 It's very nice Mediterranean city !

[@SundanceWolf]

A politician only has to say "'god bless" and suddenly everyone loses their critical thinking. Omg they said God! Must blindly follow them!

[@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A]

Who's the "Politician"?

[@kimberlynicholson8537]

Happy 18th birthday to your show!

[@skini2454]

Congrats, Jimmy, on the anniversary! Omg your first Trump joke was on my birthday!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I don't think I'll ever get over this!! 🤣

[@user-qk7yy8xi3q]

Hi Jimmy Kimmel congrats on the anniversary 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳. Hahaha!! Loved the stoner dude!! I have to admit I did not know that Joe Biden was the VP in Obama’s presidency.

[@ninij9692]

Melissa is about to take a "stay-cation" in a gated community.

[@marshamariner7897]

Ill go. I'd 💕 to c Jimmy at 🏠🏡💕🌹💖

[@Nickcooperrei]

Those folks who didn’t know who Biden was is why we tend to end up with candidates in office who shouldn’t be there because they don’t pay attention to politics until it’s too late.

[@scotts4769]

That explains the last 4 years.

[@QueenofSnarks]

Ding ding ding ding!!!

[@DibIrken]

Exactly.

[@lgran79]

Anything was better then trump

[@Athena124]

So true

[@patricksmith3432]

Every one of them is terrified of jail time and that's where there going JAIL.

[@themadafaka6839]

Wow...that fx putting in the bigfoot into that huckabee's promo was really good.

[@joet5252]

You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

[@shellymccauley4623]

Jimmy…you keep it fresh, funny, and honest. Thank you! Don’t ever stop being you.❤️

[@sarimolta5250]

"Give the man a break?" I counter with, "you reap what you sow".

[@tylerjakes6674]

How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe?

[@rudimine4679]

Id say yeah, if leftists wouldn't start bashing over Trump even before he started sowing. Due that fact i know, it's all show for brainwashing the Left, party of hate and division in the name of racial justice.

[@twistedwedge12]

How about "grab that MyPillow and go ahead and sleep in that bed..... you made it!"

[@imfromdowntown]

🎉 Can’t wait for Guillermo’s 50th birthday tomorrow. 🎉

[@godamid4889]

That final shot of Huckerby-Sanders looks like it was taken just before she was going to lick a window.

[@elbarjones4812]

Sarah Huckleberry Hound Slanders

[@sandraprado5633]

Did she learn how to smile ?

[@tundrawomansays5067]

Most dogs just lick their asses....

[@grant4735]

that bit with your family and workplace harassment was solid gold. Youve got a good family, Jimbo.

[@joesix-pack4022]

Trump said: "I love the uneducated!" Trump was thinking: "I love the stupid and gullible even more!"

[@comehomeaustralia2374]

You don't yet know how much he actually loves you. Think about it. Look a little deeper. Why would they hate him so so much? George W Bush did far far worse to the US and the world, yet he got 1% of the venomous attacks. IT IS NOT ABOUT POLITICS!

[@joesix-pack4022]

@@comehomeaustralia2374 You have to be trolling, have to be! 🙄

[@jimwind7589]

That's his base

[@DeeHughes]

@@comehomeaustralia2374 seek professional help immediately

[@comehomeaustralia2374]

Noted. You guys are very mean. I can build houses, not just desalinate water. Nice to know you're not thinking you're above the working class that your party supposedly supports. Also, does trolling just mean having a different opinion?

[@jeah8259]

O wow.. Jimmy looks sexier now than he did years ago.

[@rossmckenzie9446]

"Give the man a break." OK. Legs, arms or knees. OK... all of them.

[@SprinkelFallingleaf]

For some strange reason... as I read that comment... ice skating went through my mind... lol

[@torryjobe6244]

Jimmy definitely had a "glow up" stage later in life. Love it.

[@christianraphael3521]

Jimmy's show is finally old enough to smoke😂😂 We all know it's been doing that wayy before

[@800Ms-k6n]

I swear every time this show is having an event like an anniversary i kept thinking of Matt Damon crashing the party lmao

[@jamuga60]

Scotty doesn't know................................Scotty doesn't know.

[@cijmo]

Isn't that funny...I said that, too. Where has he been? Esp. when the whole thing started with Jimmy not having time to have him on the show.

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 😍😝

[@newyawkgiants5877]

@@tuyenle8107 in prison

[@800Ms-k6n]

@@cijmo Matt is a big actor, he might be very busy lately. He could crash into someone's zoom when Jimmy interviews someone

[@AndyAction]

Old school Kimmel looks like a hungover Vince Vaughn

[@bestkickz4u684]

He sure looks way better than MR Orange 🍊 worst potus ever.....

[@jayrobson88]

Vince Vaughn looks like a hungover Vince Vaughn

[@mygoodlife204]

Or john Travolta

[@evavera1346]

Feliz cumpleaños Guillermo, mil Bendiciones!!!

[@richardc8029]

OMG, Jimmy's got to be the only man who looks better 20 years later

[@anidiotplayslivestream5206]

One other guy comes to mind - Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day's lead singer. But you're right, Jimmy looks way better than he used to.

[@PauAngie]

I would add Steve Carrell. I think he looks better now than in the 40 Year Old Virgin or the Office.

[@pinkchihua]

Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell. Beards, fake hair, and some dieting do wonders lol

[@markomanenica9860]

@drenochrome

[@YeeSoest]

"No way, Jose" was never this fitting! Thank you, Guillermo !!^^

[@desert3232]

Jimmy is like drugs. Once you start watching his show you can't stop

[@t.mars8627]

i was able to stop after seeing one episode

[@JoeyCentral]

It's easy to not watch his show. He isnt funny and he is all politics.

[@westein1282]

@@t.mars8627 smh Yet here you are, in the comments of another episode. Haters gonna hate I guess.

[@t.mars8627]

@@westein1282 this video was sent to me by someone who knows i dislike this guy as a joke and thought i’d just leave my comment here. but i guess no one is ever free from other peoples assumptions.

[@aadeezology9743]

@@t.mars8627 Chill dude, u can dislike it and move on. no trouble

[@aarondixon8783]

Thought the phone joke would be 'Cricket, it won't make you croak ' XD

[@Walter-jv5kr]

Humiliation, Liquidation and Self incrimination that is Donny mantra.

[@md61211]

Looking better than ever Jimmy ... Slim, distinguished, well dressed, coiffed.

[@trishplusmama]

Happy birthday, Guillermo! ❤️✨

[@TNDRAV]

Jimmy Kimmel looks 1000% finer now WOW. He got younger lol 😂

[@TNDRAV]

I think I’m in love.

[@Blullaby]

"When they pilLOW we pilHIGH" is a GLORIOUS joke 😌

[@Tie-dyeGarden_dragon]

Right after Jimmy introduced the commercial for the pillow to replace "my pillow guy" pillow, an ad interrupted. It was an ad for a cube pillow. I thought it was the ad Jimmy was introducing, but it was just a youtube ad. Coincidence or conspiracy?

[@joshuahayduke6383]

Illuminati confirmed!!!

[@nanyonikatola5689]

I like him older, he looks way better older especially with the beard

[@louloubell6586]

Few men get better with age like Robert Downey Jr, Jimmy is one of them.

[@miciboo9993]

He’s aging too fast. Lost lot of weight.

[@DV-ou1yu]

@@miciboo9993 He looks healthier than ever slimmed down. He looked like a heavy beer drinker younger. No matter what people say, weight lost always leads to people saying "you look great". That doesn't happen when you put on weight.

[@willmdmv8848]

I’m 31 now and luckily I’m also one of those ppl that looks better with time

[@nefariousmex2352]

@@willmdmv8848 You're still young lol

[@RoonilWazlibLover]

I don’t get the Sarah Hucka-Sands sasquatch joke. I'm very very tired and hoping that's why I didn't get it...crap, did I hallucinate the sasquatch??? I hate insomnia!