Guest Host Chelsea Handler on Roe v. Wade Being Overturned, Giuliani’s “Slap” & GOP Hypocrites

[@xoxot22]

Chelsea is probably the only person I want to hear a monologue from right now. Love her and this

[@johntnguyen1976]

100%

[@hoober9001]

Ditto

[@kr13100]

Yup

[@johnyliltoe]

I very rarely watch this channel any more. I had to be here for this.

[@Dragonstar13]

I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw it. She's on fire.

[@TheClairemyst]

This was the Monologue I needed. I trusted Chelsea to BRING IT

[@andrewlittle4488]

Chelsea went ‘D-E-E-P’…. and the people who booked her knew exactly what they were doing👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@jakeolthof]

RBG caused this.

[@Brandon_388]

@@jakeolthof who is RGB?

[@jakeolthof]

@@Brandon_388 Late female justice.

[@samiam4544]

@@jakeolthof So, none of it is on McConnel and his bs reasons for tanking Obamas pick?

[@ChristianMission]

of course, Kimmel, Handler and ABC are democrat propagandists; notice not a word about the dems having multiple super majorities during which they could have codified roe but didn't, and that is because they financially profited from the abortion issue

[@JeRrY2789]

Chelsea is a pro at hosting a talk show . She seems so comfortable and natural. She needs to have a late night show again

[@parellasmakeup]

Exactly . What are they waiting for ? She is so talented , funny . Tired of seeing only men hosting these shows

[@halberkstresser]

barf

[@FriendM2010]

She used abortion as a contraceptive (killed three unborn babies) and brags about it and wonders why people have a problem with abortion.

[@Redtee1986]

@Shadow Cat she quit her show because they tried to control her voice 🤣😂

[@safiehroshani4719]

She is wonderful!

[@88happiness]

Loved it!! She had just the right amount of anger for the subject matter,

[@edwingonzalez3184]

Yes let's pro.ote murdering babies what

[@beckv8526]

When I heard Chelsea was the host this week I thought the timing was heaven sent! She didn't disappoint! Bravo!

[@ronaldbrush4373]

She never does!

[@misfittoy327]

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Someone was triggered. Tell us all about Hades, Lucifer. How are trump and Melania doing these days? GREAT JOB, CHELSEA!

[@VBass1000]

her jokes are crap her writers are in a wired state of mind. but i love how mad she is

[@nikolatovar9884]

@@VBass1000 bot

[@VBass1000]

@@nikolatovar9884 im human

[@rubencastaneda7953]

This lady is always very fearless and tells it like it is. Glad to see her hosting all week.

[@Helelsonofdawn]

yet she ignored school shootings

[@debbiemcgugan374]

@@Helelsonofdawn when? She has been very vocal about it and addresses it in this monologue?

[@Helelsonofdawn]

@@debbiemcgugan374 when it happens daily in democrats districts

[@happytimeharry363]

@@Helelsonofdawn ,...it does?

[@Helelsonofdawn]

@@happytimeharry363 yes, you only ignore it because they aren't white but minority kids

[@DingDongTheGreat]

Having Chelsea guest host was spot on considering the current events going on now. She slayed!!!

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

The writers are spot on... excellent monologue.

[@naturalbornkieler6805]

They f*ing NAILED it!

[@myrnashoults9735]

Knocked it out of the park!

[@krisk3363]

@@artflores2812 who is killing babies? We are talking about not forcing women to carry an unwanted pregnancy. A fetus is not a baby, get it through your thick, brainwashed skull

[@slysinister]

I don’t care about you crying feminist, because you let men compete with women. Your defeating your own cause lol

[@SDfan2002]

@@artflores2812 Killing women isn’t funny

[@Liv-or5ci]

This particular guest host couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed all this

[@taahasiddiqui1071]

ah yes, this is all about you

[@Liv-or5ci]

@@taahasiddiqui1071 yes. Nobody else is allowed to need this lol. I called dibs on needing this

[@RobertaNicholson1374]

@@taahasiddiqui1071 you tried to shame her and failed! Are you ashamed now? Idk how it works.

[@anutpalgogoi9741]

@@RobertaNicholson1374 Well, If murdering babies didn't do trick...

[@marybell3013]

@@taahasiddiqui1071 she didn’t say it was all about herself. Does it feel good when you’re being mean?

[@Indigogal]

Fierce and fearless! I think she’s just getting started. This is what we need more of! Thank you, Chelsea ~ can’t wait for more!

[@Thejoshuahess]

Exactly!

[@jordanwilliams8040]

It's not only corny and predictable but also completely inaccurate and misleading. DEMOCRACY has been restored, people get to vote on what they want fair and square. 90 percent of abortions are electable. 3000 a day! In America. Birth control is free and easy..it's called consequences for your actions and being an ADULT and not a victim

[@bobbyd9319]

I think they have an opening soon at CNN! We need another mouth piece like you, handler!

[@justsayin7169]

You mean careless and thoughtless right?

[@Jag2323]

@@justsayin7169 Elaborate 🤔

[@TeddyLikeTeddyBear]

Best monologue ever!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I couldn’t agree more with everything she had to say….& this really made me miss Chelsea on TV :/

[@deerobinson557]

@Kasha O'Basha Nice come back. lmbo

[@marjoriejohnson6535]

She's the host we needed this sad week.

[@iknown0thing]

@UncleMikeNJ but the same pro abortionists claim that men CAN get pregnant.

[@t.dmytryshyn2615]

I have been so God damn mad it was good to laugh at these assholes.

[@karami8844]

Why sad?

[@karami8844]

@UncleMikeNJ Horrible statement.

[@nopefuyt674]

@@karami8844 She wasn't wrong.

[@dnw9181]

Great opening ! Boy I truly miss you on the tube. Chelsea you're on top of your game . Have a great week 💌👏👏👏👏👏👏 Yes you're simply looking "Fabulous" ! 😘

[@jagotiberan2181]

Chelsea Handler doing this segment is exactly the awesomeness we all needed right now 😌😌

[@dawnstanley1733]

So desperately!

[@jules-tn4og]

NO. The awesomeness you need is to strike. Do something and no, protests do exactly nothing. Hit them where it hurts them. They don't give a damn about media.. Their pockets are full of money made out of your tears and pain.

[@meathead2676]

Right...🤣282 likes and only one comment ...

[@karami8844]

Not really

[@kenhenry489]

0

[@jonnydubz8895]

This is the best, she needs a comeback and her own night show

[@vanessacolina]

Only Chelsea could have delivered this monologue so fearlessly. Great job!

[@kittybear9693]

Fact

[@chrisnaron2064]

So brave.

[@johnbrowne3950]

"Fearlessly" on a left wing, liberal Democrat? LOL

[@ABJr229]

yea, too bad is not funny

[@carolinepandalove7214]

She was spot on with every word!

[@JordiVanderwaal]

I love Jimmy, but I think Chelsea was the perfect person to give today's monologue. She's more savage and blunt.

[@lisalisa1435]

I too, so love her slay!

[@djgames6481]

She was awesome on TDS. So was Silverman, Sykes and Penn too haha

[@mikeyf7039]

As a Texan, I want to say our AG is a joke… and our governor…and senators… How about we make Election Day a holiday? What problem would these politicians have with that if they’re willing to make this atrocity (overturning roe v wade) a holiday?

[@JadenKaye]

I'm as sick of Gov Hot Wheels as you are.

[@mikeyf7039]

@@JadenKaye between his freeze non-response, his “tattle on your neighbor” abortion law, and blowing $250M on a wall that will never be built… he has to go. BETO ‘22!!

[@patrickmartin6977]

it is for most unions

[@Catman1798]

I suggest you move to California then

[@jranaboy]

@@Catman1798 agree… No to Beto

[@heatherallen2236]

Chelsea I LOVE YOU, I LOVED YOUR MONOLOGUE, YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!! You say out loud, for all to hear, all of the snarky sarcastic things that have been running through my head since this this whole nightmare started. You actually managed to make me laugh and feel a little bit better

[@anthonydomoracki4850]

Chelsea pulled no punches like I hoped she would. No offense to Jimmy, but best monologue in years

[@nancy3848]

I love Chelsea but Jimmy also would have blown today’s monologue out of the park. He can be fierce too.

[@kayapapaya]

They would make a great team!

[@HooksBill]

One is just as foolish as the other. Great team!! 👍

[@michaeladams6847]

​@@HooksBill but MTG and Rudy are great minds, I assume? 😂

[@amandanunyabusiness5027]

She needs her own show again!

[@ginabonina6427]

This was refreshing. I want to see more celebrities calling fools out like this.

[@PIFF50]

Yaas

[@haroldgallagher9557]

I'll be honest - I've heard of Chelsea Handler, but never listened to her before. Like many of you, I think she handled her guest hosting duties just perfectly. She had the right tone, got her point(s) across, and her monologue had a nice flow to it. And with all due respect to Jimmy, of course, it was nice to get a female's point of view....bravo, Ms. Handler!

[@luf4rall]

She has a lot of experience being a show host

[@jzozo1]

So True Harold, I have been wanting to cry this whole week but she made me laugh. She needs her own show again.

[@theresarosenquist7810]

I absolutely love Chelsea!! I am SO glad you have her on as guest host, especially NOW!

[@peternewturkey]

She killed this monologue!!! This makes me miss her show so much… the monologues were the best part!!! I hope she comes back to Late Night TV!!!

[@crystalborne8315]

Like how she killed 3 babies in high school cuz she couldn't keep her legs together?

[@krisk3363]

@@crystalborne8315 you are sick, what's wrong with you freaks

[@1termt12uml7]

@NewSolo777 sick freak...

[@Jack-hi1ss]

@NewSolo777 Not all people are christian bro. We have freedom of church from state.

[@Larez121]

@NewSolo777 We're supposed to have separation of Church and State. Read the first amendment. But the religious zealots on the Supreme Court are forcing us to follow their religious values.

[@juliamallik3728]

I forgot how much I love this woman's bluntness. She has always said it how it is.

[@Nicholas-ze5vv]

You mean she always shares her unsolicited opinion. Stay in your bubble, my friend.

[@lolfala101]

@@Nicholas-ze5vv lol y'all literally wrapped in a religious federalist bubble. Keep drinking the kool aid. Hope this affects pro life women, the lesser the better.

[@michaelhradek8419]

What a piece of work. For the seventh circle down below

[@floogelhornzzz4770]

Then why doesn't she teach the Creator's truth? Exodus 20:13, Rev. 21:8 🔥

[@iamcasihart]

@@Nicholas-ze5vv Oh, you mean like how you and countless other men keep sharing and forcing your unsolicited opinions onto women?

[@carlamerritt490]

Omg, Chelsea the most perfect host this week. Love her, and she's perfect right now.

[@antord1840]

Listening to her is the perfect cherry on top of the cake, after the awesome victory from last week.

[@franciscotrigos6728]

How many time she aborted

[@LeviAlexanderF]

Nobody does it like Chelsea! She is a complete natural, I still watch her old shows!

[@TheBookNerd11]

Thank you, Chelsea, for saying what we all want to say on public tv. It was perfect.

[@jayherm1979]

ok bot

[@TheBookNerd11]

@@jayherm1979 😂 Just because you disagree doesn’t mean I’m a bot. Sorry to burst your fragile little bubble.

[@jaeboogie2786]

Karen I know that's you girl. Sorry for the passing of your Nemesis and friend Leslie Jordan. RIP

[@andrewmcisaac2234]

Lol you speak for no one

[@TheBookNerd11]

@@andrewmcisaac2234 Are you sure about that? Feel free to read through the other comments to see I’m not alone.

[@johntnguyen1976]

Scary how Chelsea nailed the truth of having a separate group chat with relatives in Florida. That one hit close to home 🤣😭🤦‍♂

[@dawnstanley1733]

Same here.

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Or, in my case, Missouri.

[@katme8055]

Don’t forget Texas

[@pooky1959]

We aren’t all Neanderthals in Florida!

[@pooky1959]

@@northernpunx1978 , there are a lot of liberals here, but we’re outnumbered. It’s about 60-40

[@Jackwagon]

She’s such a ball-buster. Love it! 🙌🏼🤣

[@bobdobbs69]

Breaking balls, breaking rules, and breaking news!

[@bobdobbs69]

@dang_an1 Get used to it...;)

[@mmolchin]

Thank you for calling out their hypocrisy on universal healthcare and supporting that policy with this platform. We desperately need to catch up with the rest of the modern world and guarantee healthcare free at the point of service.

[@laclochard]

Yes. I'm watching from Spain and I wish people on the US resist because what happens there influences the rest of the world. We have enough polititians here trying to privatize health service and destroy the amazing public health service that we used to have. And also trying to take us back centuries ago in many issues.

[@echomikekilo63]

She nailed it. All of it. Well done, Chelsea!

[@echomikekilo63]

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Weak response.

[@Left_hand_clapping]

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon troll

[@ladywolfwolf]

​@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon x you are so funny. you really have your own show.😅😅

[@Doopes]

Chelsea is great... Love the I don't give a F**" attitude

[@noahtr6238]

She hit all the issues in a few minutes. Her explanation for "prolife" couldn't be any better, and the hypocrisy of GOP about prolife couldn't be anymore obvious 👍👍

[@perpetualpursuit]

Aa

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

they aren't pro-life, they are anti rights.

[@Ocedition]

I thought babies are fighting for civil rights

[@noahtr6238]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tas6233]

W@@perpetualpursuit tf5pppolllp

[@michabaran8683]

There are perfect jokes here only Chelsea could deliver so well! Bravo! Good job Jimmy on selecting such a charming substitute.

[@johnnya3924]

Great monologue Chelsea. 😂 I'll be watching you all week.

[@thursdaythornley7053]

Courageous lady with a sailor’s mouth. I LOVE HER!!!

[@robertcowan7610]

Ditto! Hope you're in this fight! ( I'm sure you are.) BTW, Great comment!

[@krisnine1112]

So happy to see Chelsea Handler on this week! Love to hear her tell it like it is.

[@bobbyd9319]

Like it, or how you want? Love liberal tears!

[@SJ-vb3tg]

@@bobbyd9319 half the country can't read above a 6th grade level.... someday you might reach that lofty goal

[@Left_hand_clapping]

@@bobbyd9319 Love the fact that less young people will be affiliated with Christianity? Love the fact that religious affiliation is diminishing in the US? Love that people who claim to be Christian are embracing authoritarianism again (think 1930s Germany and Italy). I don't think you understand love at all.

[@bobbyd9319]

@@SJ-vb3tg yes, I am in grade 4 now, so yes ! I

[@TiffanyAllen1784]

@@bobbyd9319 No, you're a troll. American kids don't say grade 4.

[@lonstauder9861]

Chelsea Handler is at the top of her game as guest host of the Jimmy Kimmel show! This is the Chelsea I remember. You Go Girl !!! It's time for another Chelsea Handler show!

[@udntknomeXX]

Makes me really miss The Chelsea Handler Show. Miss her tell-it-like-it-is no holds bar monologues.

[@nateanderson1255]

I think you meant Chelsea Lately.

[@jmag579]

I remember watching it back in like 07 with my then GF and now ex wife 😆😖

[@udntknomeXX]

@@nateanderson1255 Welp she had The Chelsea Handler Show, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea, Chelsea Does, and After Lately... But thanks for telling me what I meant...

[@carolinepandalove7214]

Damn Chelsea you were on fire!!🔥 Absolutely hilarious!! 🤣

[@baxter9310]

This was the best late night tonight. She was a perfect choice. Thank you

[@snotx.7640]

Yeah, they should give Chelsea the show. Jimmy can stay home and get teary-eyed. So happy for our friend Chelsea!

[@lmd499]

@@snotx.7640 what’s wrong with Jimmy?

[@rohankurian5641]

😘✌

[@boblester8641]

Could have codified abortion long sgo

[@boblester8641]

Is Chelsea still a cuomosexual

[@PattavinaFragolina]

I miss Chelsea’s show that she had back in the early 2000’s!! She’s great at hosting!!

[@derekutt1809]

Chelsea is fantastic!! Her monologue was on point. 😀😀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@scarletdamsel3139]

Not really she's a puppet incase you hadn't notice lol

[@smilingpolitely5237]

this was utter garbage.

[@vegasj305]

She was nervous, she read the monologue like the statue of a robot!! Otherwise, it was funny!

[@thisistheaccountname]

If you're giving a zygote personhood, it's unethical to force someone to use their body to keep another person alive.

[@evac3928]

Someone needs to test this by suing for a forced kidney donation. Make sure to target a politician or CEO. We will see how the rubber meets the road.

[@alyssamoore3626]

YES. If they want to save lives, why not force everyone to donate blood, plasma, bone marrow, and a kidney? And force organ donation after death? The govt can not take my organs when I die unless I gave consent. Why does a corpse have more rights than a living person? It's insane

[@kykwiltz402]

A commenter on another site said (and I’m paraphrasing) that if a zygote is a person, the parents should be able to claim it as a deduction on their taxes.

[@gothiccircle4283]

@@evac3928 McFall vs Shimp

[@kirbyourenthusiasm]

The uterus is the only part of the human anatomy that is exclusively designed for the support of another human life. It literally serves no other purpose.

[@auggieeast]

It's funny how these are released early, so I can watch this now, and still catch Colbert. Beautiful.

[@Larez121]

Same here lol! Then Seth Myers.

[@jcoopes5604]

Seth releases @9

[@jefschobert9765]

Just checked a few stock prices and wire hangers stocks have jumped 159%

[@beatsbyschrute1531]

I miss the Chelsea Handler show. We need her back on TV for good

[@lynnemaclean2644]

Chelsea, what a home run, girl. I can’t tell you which gag was funniest. You had me laughing - and crying.

[@meab12]

I cant tell which gag was funny. Actually I can't tell what the gag was meant to be

[@sergeikorolevGZ]

@@meab12 then go home... and back to 1951 ;) The gag could be the last one, the one with new rules for men :D

[@meab12]

@@sergeikorolevGZ buddy, I have no idea what you're trying to say

[@sergeikorolevGZ]

@@meab12 man, the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "i don't understand"... how do you even got to the comments section? lol

[@lilcay4016]

@@meab12 Don’t worry. It was cringe to me too. Lol

[@sheilafitzgerald6298]

Chelsea Handler is on point as always!!!! Love her!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisamj]

Absolutely correct. Everything she said. I was already a fan but now I'm even more loving my Chels.

[@johnnyc0811]

She’s reading what people wrote for her to read…

[@superheronebil]

@@johnnyc0811 lol yea

[@Dulcilady]

@@johnnyc0811 and?

[@mitch103178]

@@johnnyc0811You think a comedian who writes her own material didn’t colab with the show writers? 🙄

[@wildoceanappaloosawomangay2535]

Go Chelsea! Love to see a strong, intelligent woman saying it like it is! 🙏💚💪

[@rajo741]

Terrific monologue. Chelsea appears happy and healthy and is looking stunning. Well deserved.

[@jennifercoleman6218]

She's in love with Jo koy. Her best friend.

[@BridgeportIPA]

She doesn't seem all that mentally healthy or happy. She seems bitter and angry.

[@rajo741]

@@BridgeportIPA Hello… pot calling kettle….that might just be a little projection on your part. Or perhaps you’re brand new and don’t know how to read human emotion.

[@seanbrown8920]

@@jennifercoleman6218 Regular D will have that affect on you.

[@jennifercoleman6218]

@@seanbrown8920 wow go drink the Kool aid

[@JennyLouLou]

We love you Chelsea Handler. You are a breath of fresh air and we've missed you!

[@socal20001]

We want to hear from jimmy

[@superheronebil]

@@socal20001 he will just cry on stage

[@robinr.berardini4792]

Outstanding! Thank you Chelsea 🥳

[@boborsini433]

Like always, Chelsea slammed it!

[@mindyourself7063]

That was an amazing stream of consciousness with street cred & humor for this exact moment in time. I don't recall ever watching a monologue where my jaw just literally dropped. Thank you, sincerely, for channeling the angst of so many of us. Strength in clarity.

[@Purplepuddles0810]

I completely agree with @MIND Yourself. Bravo and thank you to Chelsea for making my chest a little less heavier!

[@qvo4195]

Street cred 🤦

[@lisamj]

Exactly!! The perfect tone. Those signs were fantastic.

[@skippy1071]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@miketheweaver923]

I love this woman, and everything she said oh so true

[@noreenconstantine4612]

Unfortunately

[@Felled-angel]

Men are regulated, because if you get a woman pregnant you're forced to pay child support and what about the man's body working for next 18 years to support a child that he probably didn't want does he get a choice to say what he does with his body? And who fights for the unborn childs rights?.

[@LydiAtheistLady]

I loved her monologue. Ladies keep protesting. Keep up the awesome signs. Vote.

[@ileanahernandez1709]

Unless they are protesting every day in every state voting will not work. Let's remember the Democrats have done nothing for us since we protested and made abortion legal half a century ago. Both parties don't care so how about third or fourth party ? Take away their power and give us back our rights.

[@mikedown1250]

Not just the ladies...they need support from everyone

[@Kay-yg2jb]

So we are at a time we applaud women having multiple abortions and hating opposition? I don't really understand women saying this is their right. As a women your right is the opportunity to get pregnant and being respectful to your body. Why is it so hard to have a respectable partner, responsible use of contraceptives, and emergency action if you make the mistake of having unprotected sex (you should also be getting tested for std's if that's the case). We should be fighting for better reproductive education, healthy relationships and funding for better healthcare..not a last resort option. By the way ever look into Planned Parenthood History I for one don't want to support an organization built on racism.

[@justg1226]

@@Kay-yg2jb Grow up. What world do you live in where everything is so easy and quantifiable. Look around, read a book, listen!

[@blessingsoutlaw]

@@Kay-yg2jb You are truly disconnected from the reality of what a real woman goes through. Do you even have a job (that wasn’t handed to you by daddy/cis spouse/brother/lover)? Do you DO anything besides shop for bargains and plan your next vacay? Your ignorance is disgusting and shameful.

[@roisin2459]

I love this woman's humor! Rock on Chelsea!!

[@AllieSkippy]

I love this woman. What an absolute treasure. I’m so glad she did this monologue 😍

[@edwinamendelssohn5129]

🤮

[@Areniapixie]

Perfect monologue 👏🏻 Just what I needed 🙌🏻

[@alinaigrad]

All the protests mean nothing if people don't vote them out of their offices.

[@sorayaassar1602]

Amen!!!

[@bradweinberger6907]

You can't vote your way to changing the Constitution

[@colindong7316]

I agree! Vote out those losers democrats like Biden.

[@leonrichard7105]

Great writing and Chelsea delivered the jokes to perfection. I love, love, love this woman!

[@ericaa6246]

I love you Chelsea!!! The best person to speak on this! She made me laugh for the first time in days!

[@HotHBoil]

You should listen to her podcast and also her new fast friend Samantha Bee. They were finally on each other's podcasts. Sam Bee has a show on TBS that's really hilarious, as well. We all need to laugh!!!!

[@HotHBoil]

Sam Bee was the longest serving correspondent for The Daily Show. Then, she got her own show on TBS.

[@ThatGuy-xg5hj]

Try to laugh at least once a day🙏

[@ericaa6246]

@@ThatGuy-xg5hj Thank you for your comment. It's hard to even find my smile anymore. It went away 3yrs ago with my heart and then this happened.

[@jayherm1979]

laughing about killing babies?

[@Deauxp._]

No one is more perfect to deliver this monologue than Chelsea!!

[@marybell3013]

And the homemade signs were great!!

[@realretrorelapse]

And nobody could make less of a difference than her too 😆

[@Deauxp._]

@@realretrorelapse & being a hater is so unattractive 😅

[@ladywolfwolf]

​@@realretrorelapse did you

[@easternsun167]

​@@ladywolfwolf he did ,got a like ,which is more than you did .

[@daisyroxy6656]

She is killing it ❤️ so good to see her hosting.

[@notme2day]

Over the top calling out is EXACTLY what the left needs to be doing more of. Those protest signs were so spot on brilliant too!

[@cperez1000]

“Killing it” - very fitting to abortionists 😂

[@narendradev4156]

@@rickybobby7276 You said it 😂😂

[@katevee7985]

@@rickybobby7276 Pro-lifers use zero logic 💀

[@mitch103178]

@@rickybobby7276 Perhaps you people should start caring about babies that have been born.

[@CreekIndianAlitaArmy]

OMG, I love Chelsea Handler!❤😂

[@GiGiM-1114]

Chelsea was on fire! We need more of this!

[@braykers2226]

No we don’t 😂

[@lindsayjohnston7465]

Minority American Taliban

[@braykers2226]

@@philipjoseph5099 not even that, she’s ridiculous. This ideology she’s pushing is absolutely hurting our country

[@annbriscese474]

Thank you Chelsea! You hit it all on the "head".

[@frankstidham1439]

Justice Clarence Thomas is not fit to serve on a tennis court.

[@VM805]

Yeah because we need more activists on the bench who can't define what a woman is. GFY! MAGA! 2024

[@lisamj]

Preach! Yes Clarence Thomas is repulsive.

[@fredcoyote9477]

@Savior Money Also no right for women or blacks to vote. What’s your point?

[@ryancalder4158]

Biden ain't fit to be President so what's your point?

[@cainesaintclair1045]

@@VM805 you can't even define what a woman is, have you ever touched one? 😭😭😭

[@thebigguy8306]

👏BRAVO Chelsea - you said what many of us are thinking.

[@blessingsoutlaw]

Have never liked Chelsea’s style but she was on fire tonight. Between her, the Kimmel writers, and the energy in the room, she’s got MY vote!

[@JohnnyFaith]

This whole thing was Chelsea style you must’ve never watched her

[@robertocorti9845]

The thing Is Chelsea doesn't slow down like for example Colbert to let the joke sink in. Basically her comedy Is more aggressive and works for real Bullshit. Making fun of Will Smith punching wouldn't really work this way.

[@ET-xj3qq]

Only sensitive ppl didn’t like Chelsea’s style.

[@MsAnnaBaxter]

@@robertocorti9845 You’ve noticed that about Stephen Colbert, too. I record his show and I spend almost 5 minutes FF’ing through the opening applause, his bowing and gesturing and eating it up, THEN I watch!

[@diannaw3034]

The whole monologue was a home run!!!!!! Chelsea you hit it out of the park!!!!! I can't tell which joke was the best.. as I thought they were all equally hilarious, truth bombs ... that had me thoroughly entertained. Chelsea you havvvvvvvvvvvvve to come back to late night... we need you... and late night needs a strong female voice right now!!!! Love you!!

[@jcoopes5604]

It needed to be said!

[@jeffreyschueler2223]

Not sure about the best but the most cathartic joke for me was the one about Ginni and Clarence finding each other

[@b.ballooon9225]

Even her last joke? That was ok? Hmm.

[@braykers2226]

Truth bombs. Idk if there hardly any truth in there at all

[@justg1226]

My favorite was the thrice monthly waxing of the butt hole for all men. I cried laughing.

[@Thejoshuahess]

Can we please get Chelsea a late night show again!

[@abelmontalvo4052]

That would be great put her on the Fox channel right after Laura Ingram

[@sunseeker9581]

It does seem weird that all the late night hosts are men

[@oakarusa]

I feel the same way she should definitely get her own late night show...

[@Stefunny76]

Yes, please and thank you!!!

[@tonilaned]

hell yes!!!!! I loved late night with Chelsea! her books are 💯 as well!!!

[@CamberHill]

This must be the most brilliant monologue in history of TV

[@janlam01]

I like it when they post the monologue on KZbin before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).

[@SonofTuscon99]

EST here as well. I couldn't agree more!

[@galacticgardens1645]

Why are you watching it now if you're going to watch it later? Last I checked, you have to click on it to watch it 🙄

[@SonofTuscon99]

@@galacticgardens1645 can't speak for OP, but I like watching it ahead of time, it's kind of like a sneak peek!

[@mitch103178]

@@galacticgardens1645 They said, “I LIKE it when…”

[@mollydtt]

Great monologue. Best I’ve heard in a long time. Needed those laughs. Thank you.

[@billjoe2916]

Chelsea is killing it!!!!

[@bushidopiratecrew]

3 times in highschool alone, amiright?

[@edwinamendelssohn5129]

She just repeats the same lies her handlers hand her

[@MFLapin]

This rocked! Total therapy in these times. Well done, Chelsea!

[@dancingdiva4676]

Chelsea, you Nailed it, as only you can, you're the only one with the biggest Ovaries to say it, mean it & stand by it. This week, poll the audience, let's name the new Roe 'holiday', like the Pandemmy Awards did, online. I'd vote, The Vaginal Unequalnox.

[@deathlyqueen23]

@NewSolo777 oooohhhh I’m shaking

[@krisk3363]

@NewSolo777 your cult is creepy

[@johnnypunish]

So glad she's back hosting a show....go full time Chelsea

[@mikester314]

Yes, please!

[@zazatv6822]

Chelsea was amazing tonight .

[@MsMoses-hs5cz]

This whole monologue was life!! I loved it!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@akmediascope]

Chelsea and Guillermo are so funny together!

[@adrian_hook]

God I miss Chelsea having her own show 😩♥️

[@audreyquinn73]

Well done! I won't miss a show this week. You nailed it, love. Congrats and appreciation from Ireland., 💐💕🇮🇪

[@collydub1987]

I hope you care this much about European politics....

[@supergirl0526]

@@collydub1987 my guess is she's commenting from Ireland because they recently went through this same thing. If you knew about European politics, you'd know this

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

Same here! I’ll be tuning in for ALL of Chelsea’s monologues… This coming from a MAN

[@chigirl2028]

1000% to everything she said!!!

[@cjbrown1979]

Except saying "menstuation". She said it wrong like three times. I thought it was intentional but no. 😂

[@valeriesuttonpayne7413]

Chelsea says what needs to be heard. She tells the absolute truth. With great humor. Just what we need.

[@Crystalsgarden]

Yeah, she needs her own show again.

[@medusaspupil]

@dang_an1 She does.

[@lisamilley9913]

@dang_an1 you don't agree? ...oh....well.........then....

[@jayherm1979]

We need babies to have rights devil woman.

[@MaikasCooking]

That was the best monologue I've ever heard. Applause 👏👏👏👏🙌

[@rosalynrose3747]

I think Chelsea was perfect for this monologue. Great idea to have a female host especially since she herself has openly spoke on HER choice to have abortions. Having a man speaking up on this would of fallen on deafs ear. Especially if Jimmy is not pro life. Which is his right. Great job Chelsea.

[@jnrflores14]

why are you assuming her gender?

[@Darktrooper99]

Two abortions at 16. We should praise her irresponsibility.

[@Helelsonofdawn]

@@darshloaf so sanger good?

[@reneejett6509]

@@jnrflores14 um... Because she identified as a female when telling them what pronouns to introduce her as

[@sirskorge]

Also HER choice to sleep with random men without a condom. And if none of them are working, they just abort it.

[@cynthiagreske5957]

Chelsea Hanler was absolutely fantastic doing the introduction on Jimmy Kimmel. Everything she said was right on. Just especially the lies from men and waxing their butt holes just for fun because that’s what they expect from women. This was great. Keep up the good work Chelsea

[@notme2day]

Those protest signs were superb too.

[@lisamj]

Agreed! She made me howl with laughter and everything rang so true so it was also a little bittersweet.

[@iTzYoMasterXX]

Hahahahahaha sure she was!

[@joesilva2184]

Here here 🤕🤗🍿

[@kreg9886]

Who is Chelsea Hanler

[@LeezPgh]

To say I’m excited about this weeks shows with Chelsea would be the biggest understatement

[@QueeniePooh21]

Best person to handle this monologue

[@maryannbrown5762]

Great job, Chelsea Handler!!

[@steveconn]

Really brilliant having Chelsea do the monologue. Urgent, and her most focused work in years!

[@cornpop8570]

Definitely not going to help Jimmy Kimmel's ratings she will definitely make it worse. 👎🏼🥱

[@JohnSmith-gq9gn]

Her most focused work is on her knees.

[@cornpop8570]

@@JohnSmith-gq9gn haha.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Spiritof_76]

@@JohnSmith-gq9gn Much like yourself.

[@TB-ev7yj]

Almost like someone wrote it for her.. She is so natural aww my gwadd🤭🤡🤡🤡😆

[@dbr27]

This was great. I'm so furious about everything that's happening, that it feels good seeing people with a platform advocate and talk about it.

[@BridgeportIPA]

Why would you be furious. Nothing changed.

[@bobbyd9319]

Lol, furious! Take a pill, and shut up.

[@sands7779]

don't let no sex and no life so I'lll mess with yours brigade get you down

[@BridgeportIPA]

@@sands7779 Is this English?

[@jayherm1979]

a forum of foaming at the mouth baby killers?

[@oscararroyo5667]

Great monologue! Big, big fan of Chelsea.

[@The_Reckoning_Is_Here]

I absolutely love Chelsea handler!!!

[@Jag2323]

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon you’re a troll🤫🤐🤭

[@thisistheaccountname]

I don't think males realize that they're going to have to pay child support unless they want to stay with the mothers. A vasectomy is very affordable.

[@lastjob2011]

No abortions. So ban Viagra too!

[@jennywilcox]

Any male who supports this should be totally castrated!!!

[@nicolepsy]

It's also considered birth control and therefore, won't be legal much longer.

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

And the hits just keep on coming

[@zoebot85]

I miss her having her talk show ! I love how she talks about serious issues but keeps it light and funny enough that it’s easily digestible.

[@phriedokra6158]

A female John Oliver...

[@TiffanyAllen1784]

@@phriedokra6158 Or, you know, her own person who doesn't need to be compared to a dude for validity.

[@medinalamaison4772]

Yesss!

[@jamesmaddison4546]

@@TiffanyAllen1784 😑 Chelsea and John's style of delivery, pace, tone etc is actually quite similar to eachother. Comparing her to John Oliver has nothing to do with gender, get over yourself

[@TiffanyAllen1784]

@@jamesmaddison4546 Thanks for the mansplaining, but no.

[@patricktoebe7901]

So glad to see you on television again! Keep speaking the truth!