Jingle Balls (1969)

[@noway6362]

A holiday teabaging classic

[@Tserriednisch]

Bro casually makin better Christmas songs than the industry 👑

[@grinsko6741]

This video is pure nuts.

[@DallasWildman]

It's the raunchiest holiday classic ever.... .... and I love EVERY SECOND of it!

[@triplewave5214]

For the gents out there, make sure to regularly check your jingle balls for dents. Preventing rust from forming is a lot cheaper than replacing them.

[@kefs]

What a gem! Most people don't know this, but this was the hidden track at the end of the xmas album "A Jolly Christmas from Frank Sinatra". After Track #12 played, you had to keep playing the record for exactly 69 seconds of silence before this hidden track starts playing!

[@TBWCShow]

It's the simple ones which get me 😂

[@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s]

fact

[@anthonyyoutubefan7567]

Now, if only We could get this on the radio, this Season. Although, I think there would be an inordinate number of car accidents happening during its airplay. ⚾⚽🌰🥜

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 I found an even better version of this song with different lyrics I'll be posting this week. Cheers Anthony!

[@Wavyintelguy]

0:36 ah yes, none of these songs would be complete without the classic casual misogyny. 😂 Appreciate the banger, dude.

[@vergilante4702]

This song that turns Nutcracker to NUT-SLAPPER

[@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s]

Baggin all the wayyy

[@illegitimatefilm]

It wasn't Rudolph's nose that glowed red. They had to modify the story for the children. No wonder the other reindeer hated him, they were jealous.

[@coffeelover7687]

Must be the anthem for PvP players.

[@HilltopZombieShop]

I'm feeling gay already just from hearing this

[@Zahando1337]

You should make a thanksgiving song about how the turkey is never cooked right.

[@silentsurge3724]

That’s wild how the ai recognized it was jingle bells

[@Photosounder]

Sounds like something The Clovers could have done

[@Ieatpaste23]

Funny thing about the song Jingle Bells is it's about racing and betting on sleighs while picking up chicks.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

I was surprised when reading the original lyrics how strange and almost nonsensical they are. That last verse about crashing into a ditch is wild. Cheers!

[@Ieatpaste23]

The guy wrote it while getting blitzed at a bar. In the 2nd verse you can tell what it's about.

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@HardArchiveVinyl I love how if you listen to the song on youtube it cuts all that out. Dude wrecked his sleigh while his girl was riding with him. Then the guy he was racing shot passed him laughing. It's an adult song sung by kids in their elementary school program. Somewhere that guy's having a chuckle at that.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Yeah I grew up singing this song in school but I didn't know any of this until a few days ago. 🤣

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@HardArchiveVinyl I learned about it last year when I was driving home from work, and they guy on the radio was talking about the origin of Christmas songs.

[@PimpCasketIndustries]

Balls to the wall! 🫡

[@TheTrumpReaper]

Is this straight, gay, *WHAT??* The Christmas songs will be intriguing. Santa Pimp?

[@decojdjful]

We all remember the classics Hey baby wanna slurp on my 'nog; imma tinsel up you face; hey Mary can I crash at your crib; I heard you been hanging with 3 wise men, room for one more; santa and his ho ho hoes; rudolph the red nosed party freak; frosty been doing some snow, man....

[@steglash4045]

Santa Pimpzilla

[@TravisHamilton-e9u]

🪩😳🪩

[@zach7193]

Man, this is something. Gay and funny.

[@mellowne411]

Gay

[@KenMabie]

balls arent touching .... NO GAY