JJBA vines 2.0

[@djgardawubz1278]

"youve been in a coma for two years..." "fine two more minutes..." relatable

[@nightshade189]

Facts

[@ScaredyShromGal]

I too, constantly get into 2 year comas

[@MrTerence1970]

369 likes

[@kyzerkyzerkyzerkyzerkyzer]

f i n e

[@TraffyPaw]

Yeah that's me in the morning

[@3at_my_4sskilla_queen_squa28]

These are all canon and no one can convince me otherwise

[@largh8530]

Aight lemme kill a bunch of diavolos for u...

[@justarandomanimegirl7963]

if Diavolo dies, this whole video is canon

[@l.a.nproduction3]

@@justarandomanimegirl7963 this is very true

[@yasquishyboi902]

especially the kars one

[@noriacatkakyoin2609]

Why would we want to convince you otherwise you are completely correct?

[@jojieeojii8184]

Meanwhile Kakyoin is just a mood-

[@EvieRyn]

He has always been a mood-

[@jojieeojii8184]

Kyrene Rosay he will forever be

[@jojieeojii8184]

Kyrene Rosay honestly- the fudge stripes one is me-

[@EvieRyn]

@@jojieeojii8184 I'm def the one that says she has no time but then spends her day doing stupid stuff xD

[@lordtoomas]

@Ake & Fuji your point?

[@axelotl5004]

Josuke: *not rachel* Rohan is so annoying,,, *rohan has joined the chat*

[@judythompson479]

Rohan: I heard you were talking fiction about me

[@kaledmejia4847]

[insert discord sound here]

[@TraffyPaw]

OH SHIT

[@rohankishibe2985]

👁👄👁

[@ultrasu2995]

me and the bois present in quarantine 1:25

[@stalkyarsen]

i thought Fleshbud Kak and Dio killed me, BUT ERINA CHASING KARS IS THE BEST THING EVER GRANTED ME I CAN REST IN PEACE NOW

[@Ky-uq8th]

Singing Joot tho...

[@somemoron9306]

She’s too powerful, bet she could kill Dio in like less than five minutes

[@stalkyarsen]

@@somemoron9306 YESSSSSSSSSSS

[@j.kkidding9764]

@@somemoron9306 She is the most OP Joestar even without stand or hamon 👀👀

[@EyebrowExploder]

What about bubble butt Joseph?

[@hannahbeck6965]

CAESAR, *I MADE BISCUITS.*

[@edentzur1504]

He almost burned the kitchen for those

[@hannahbeck6965]

@@edentzur1504 Dam

[@phoebespach314]

My favorite had to be: "MY NEW WALLPAPER" *runs towards Kars about to murder him*

[@jonquilgemstone]

Soon Kars will be learning how to properly sip tea and respect women while reciting history books.

[@abnormal_asian]

I love how even Kars is scared of her 😂😂

[@DaJokurr]

**Loud scared honking**

[@owlytheanimator]

Same!

[@giornogiovanna8486]

The only thing Kars fears.

[@toilaboi3561]

Joot freaking out of talking to a girl he finally likes and Polnareff just supporting him. CANON!

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

... A girl?

[@toilaboi3561]

@@lisandramariaurbano8413 yeah in the audio, Polnareff said, "Dude just talk to her." So I assume that it's jotaro's wife from part 6.

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

@@toilaboi3561 ok yeah i was joking sorry-

[@toilaboi3561]

@@lisandramariaurbano8413 It's cool :>

[@muttereds2768]

I wish I could like this, but it’s perfect and it has 269 likes... I cannot disturb the peace..

[@Blitty78]

“You guys say Colorado!” *polnareff flying by* *”IM A GIRAFFE”* *jotaro/kakyoin: Surprised/Devastated faces*

[@asudebirtane8243]

More like " I m a turtle"

[@EyebrowExploder]

Don’t say that around Josuke...

[@harennj4987]

That bubble butt of Joseph is just MWAH *chef's kiss*

[@shinyagumon7015]

And it's 100% CANON

[@edentzur1504]

Hehehe, sure it is

[@scoopybanoopy816]

The shading is just 👌👌👌👌

[@Diana-ej7zf]

They put so much effort into it too

[@giornogiovanna8486]

Have you read this book? **shows Steel Ball Run** No joke Johnny be T H I C C

[@toanuva6178]

1:26, I thought Pucci was going to jump in with the holy Bible

[@hajnarus2226]

Yes, that would fit better, I made a list long time ago what to draw with who, and after creating the lost I read p6 ;-;

[@toanuva6178]

@@hajnarus2226 It's all good, still a fun bit either way

[@jonquilgemstone]

@@hajnarus2226 Actually, this fits perfectly because it explains why they're all still alive, haha 😆

[@nialvessal]

Let's be real: Battle Tendency would be half its length if Erina fought the Pillarmen

[@frootloop3568]

Wrong: Half a Episode

[@Quingle_]

@@frootloop3568 half an episode? Nah fam she'd kill him half a SECOND in

[@moodybluesofficial]

I'M CRYING

[@sexycactus382]

So true lol

[@songvilay1]

Caesar would still be alive and probably be joining the crusaders

[@ursinova]

0:45 is literally the funniest thing I can actually imagine him doing when he gets nervous

[@nguyen392]

Ikr

[@HNZ_BNZ]

...

[@thasmfcrazy]

Yes

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Jotaro: *calm* Star Platinum: *AOUROAURIOUAUORUOUOUOAUOUORUOAUO*

[@lhezgumabao8058]

Jotaro confessing to his crush be like: Y/N:?????

[@marinetteproductions]

1:42 my sister said this would be the reason he wouldn’t go to Morioh if he was alive. Reason: he’s not going through it again.

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

I mean, Kira is perfectly capable of making donuts.

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@mukuroikusaba7998 noooo

[@galactic-hamster7043]

1:07 why is nobody talking about this This is exactly what happened

[@krisinacrisis]

LITERALLY

[@0nullnil]

YEA

[@kitkatavie7020]

Lmao the accuracy is hilarious

[@Tajjeeralak]

2:23 THIS IS PERFECT LIKE HORY SHI-

[@alexanderwhetstone555]

Jiji

[@alexanderwhetstone555]

Has jotoro punched u for being a boomer

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Have you experienced granny Erina's wrath before?. . .

[@HNZ_BNZ]

@@noriakikakyoin7961 ... Yes and it was painful

[@AsickJoke]

Im sure this happend.

[@blackheartvisuals]

2:38 : the scariest face jotaro ever made

[@seakitty9903]

👁👄👁

[@seakitty9903]

I- that- it's even scarier than when he's pissed

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Jeez. . .I know fear. . .but. .t-hat. . .that scares me. . .

[@hahafunnichannel]

I fear no face. But this face... it scares me

[@HNZ_BNZ]

:3

[@javadk.9145]

“Detective this is a crime scene!” “WHAT IS THIS A MURDER WEAPON? GET OFF MY DAMN-“ I melted

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Like Bug-Eaten’s victims.

[@Comboscrazy]

Makes sense to me-

[@shoifu]

it sounded like he said "GET OFF MY DIC-"

[@Prime92]

@@shoifu he did.

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

1:17 is the most canon thing I've seen

[@suspiciouslyquiet]

I'd like to imagine that 0:40 is how Jotaro started dating his wife. I live for Smolyne and nobody messes with Granny Erina!!

[@acloudofcurls5336]

Jotaro: *Keeps his feelings to himself, bottles in both physical and psychological trauma for the sake of not appearing weak* Also Jotaro: _Nori shut up for a second I need to scream_

[@gaminyte]

Josuke: “Rachel is so annoying” Me: “Bruh it has to be Rohan”

[@aliiaygun]

or Joseph with Caesar

[@watergamer6446]

@@aliiaygun like father like son

[@ionized007]

2:20 That jotaro smile is wholesome AF

[@HNZ_BNZ]

*inhale* BOI

[@HNZ_BNZ]

@Noriaki Kakyoin your my dolphin

[@HNZ_BNZ]

@Noriaki Kakyoin bro....

[@legallydoodled9783]

Omg bromance overload here that’s actually wholesome

[@Milumps]

1:45 that could also fit Joseph and caesar so well

[@burger_ssj1380]

Ur fcking right

[@jonquilgemstone]

Except no one can pass up using the actual Johnny for this 😆😆😆

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

We needed the Part 7 crew here

[@supernovagachavideos3624]

Lisa Lisa: Joseph has 19 bottles and dish soap and he gives Speedwag- Caesar: wait why does Joseph has so many soaps!!! Joseph: MIND YOUR BUSINESS CAESAR!!!!!!!!! lol 😂

[@inkdragoon4547]

​@@supernovagachavideos3624 Given bubbles are Ceasar's whole deal, and he always has a thin layer of soap on his clothes anyways, I feel like Caesar would be the one with 19 bottles of soap.

[@deathnoteisgood7834]

Kars: **cuts up wall** Erina: >:0 MY NEW WALLPAPER Kars: OH SH

[@elaval5209]

Johnny be like "MIND YO BUSINESS DIO!"

[@lmuyb_5]

0:46 sounds like Courage trying to explain where the demon went.accept.It’s Jotaro.

[@HNZ_BNZ]

Really

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Lmao

[@didicrisdoesstuff6245]

2:22 *This is canon and you can't change my mind*

[@ididneverexist7264]

Technically everything is canon because Diavolo dies at some point.

[@tipung11]

Erina kills Diavolo in a prosess

[@estherwalker2944]

EXACTLY!!! that's what makes it funny

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Its cannon that Erina beat the hell out of diavolo

[@button9584]

1:36 awwww tonio is really cute!

[@live_feedv2]

ToNiO siMp

[@GalaxySoulboundOfficial]

tonio is dope

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Joseph told me this story once, 2:23

[@Skywarp-Pig]

**inhale** *BOI!*

[@HNZ_BNZ]

Great grandma erina is the only person that i say bitch to

[@GeliusKing]

Geez, that annoying gramps didn't tell me about it

[@AsickJoke]

Even Pucci with His made in heaven fears this power. And yes even Valentine with Love train.

[@GaiusIntrepidus]

@@GeliusKing poor guy, you weren't told about the story of one of the strongest joestars

[@juliannacontreras]

Erina is the most powerful character in Battle Tendency and you can't change my mind.

[@tipung11]

No in 🅰︎🅻🅻 of jojo

[@ps5jotaro413]

Luna de gacha gamer [AKA an anime weeb] ;3 but what about speedwagon

[@tipung11]

@PS5 Jotaro good idea, we need Erina in EOH and see who wins

[@genzhours9466]

Erina is the reason that the Joestars know how to pack a fight

[@LowdownMonty]

Who is the strongest JoJo character? Clearly Erina. Edit:what is happening in the replies

[@rohankishibe337]

It’s clearly jotaro look at his abs

[@guidomista909]

@@rohankishibe337 ha gaaaaaay

[@rohankishibe337]

Guido Mista IM NOT GAY MISTA

[@guidomista909]

@@rohankishibe337 now he's in the closet

[@rohankishibe337]

Guido Mista w-who is in the closet

[@izekielpng]

IVE WATCHED THIS MULTIPLE TIMES AND I ONLY NOTICED THAT OKUYASU USED THE HAND IN 1:56

[@memelord9083]

2:22 Erina: Noooo Kars: *blade slices wallpaper* Erina:My new wallpaper Kars: Hmm? Erina: *pulls out a baton* Kars:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@karstheultimatelifeform1060]

This caused me to have ptsd

[@notamanduuh]

1:13 CUTIES

[@hodgeajcisco4303]

Joseph agrees with you

[@unfoldingspace8]

Yeah, with Joesph seemingly having a heart attack from the cuteness, that or a Diabetic Stroke from how sweet it is.

[@justnobody6703]

Thank you for this friendly reminder that Star Platinum expresses Jotaro’s concealed feelings 😭♥️

[@audreylee1705]

1:25 had me cackling so hard my family almost whipped out the Bible and exorcized me

[@duchi882]

1:24 - *Uncle Roger:* To answer your question, Yes and its called "Rice" cooked the Asian way

[@4SH3S24SH3S]

0:40 too wholesome for me-- I can't-- jotaro deserves to be in all the parts wholesome

[@rylieherman3137]

1:18 oh my god this one is perfect

[@brendyhdz1757]

And I thought that JoJo's couldn't be more bizarre LoL Hajnarus you are so i c o n i c 🌟

[@Angel-pu2uh]

SIR. LERORERO IS BACK, HE IS BACK :'D

[@chi.o_2640]

I... Like your avatar...

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

Your pfp

[@maxinerhianaeusebio9893]

1:24 my two favorite characters actually hanging out without Kakyoin getting a hole in the stomach

[@dioeatingaburger816]

Ikr I needed something like that

[@Wasila_H]

These are some of my favorite vines I'm glad you animated the jjba cast over them.

[@Dyellonline]

I still can't hear the word 'Colorado' without screaming "IM A GIRAFFE" in my head....

[@fatheralexanderanderson3829]

I wonder how many times Joseph looks up at the sky, sees a shooting star, and thinks: "Oh SHIT."

[@ashleyrosal3320]

I'm only 2 seconds in and I suddenly hear "Daddy, can you teach me how to twerk?"

[@bleachdrinker69]

I thought she said squirt at first and almost spit out my drink

[@no-do5od]

The Rohan one is so canon I can’t even-

[@cookiexiii]

1:18 material gworl voice surprisingly suits josuke so much 😭 i cant

[@yoyohanaBR]

1:13 cutest of all i can't stop replaying and saying "awnnnn"

[@shibuinu1172]

That granny Erina one was Soo true. Cause even joseph is scared of messing with her, and he outsmarted 2/3 of the pillar man's in actual battles.

[@isaiahneo2735]

0:02 Jotaro: WHAT!?!?!?! Star Platinum: ORA ORA!?!?!?!

[@halodarko9984]

1:00 I feel that okuyasu crying

[@shin.4751]

I bless this.

[@skylerpower]

0:09 Polnareff go **nooym**

[@Drip_Vader]

1:46 so Gappy can manifest his stand

[@Hopper_Arts]

Kakyoin may be a cardboard cut-out, but he's the best cardboard cut-out ever written, and he's a mood, as seen in 1:37 Also 2:19 that's the face of a happy man carrying his husband

[@thescarletcultist113]

Polnareff’s a giraffe! XD

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

And a turtle

[@giornogiovanna8486]

POLNAREFF’S A TURTULE

[@javianwilliams7463]

Aaand you killed my sides...

[@natkazzy]

2:16 THE VIBES OF THIS I CANT-

[@imshey3922]

Me: Today I'm sad... Hajnarus: -Post- NO.

[@heroineoftime2876]

1:18 is the most canon shit and I love it.

[@fcnth]

Ah yes, the Joestar family's secret weapon; Granny Erina

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

Okuyasu took Smolyne’s nose with his right hand. That vine went meta

[@introvertedthing]

1:48 and the funny thing is there is a Johnny in JJBA

[@aghastly]

Smol Jotaro and Polnareff is enough to get rid of my anxiety

[@ninojojua9128]

0:40 Jotaro trying to confess His feeling to Kakyoin

[@caesarinosalad6110]

My favourite one has to be "is there anything better than p*ssy? Yea a really good book!" It's just so good-

[@StarPlatinum7912]

0:41 brings me so much joy bruh

[@vegassbunny]

god these are so perfect- i vibe with u Kakyoin 1:37

[@katymbeke8400]

1:57 It fits so well that it's frightening.

[@ArisMeyerWriting]

I have just repeated the part when Jotaro cut off his fingers for solid 20 minutes

[@tartartaglia4839]

0:29 is my fav moment Ooh I'm a comet not a staaa...!

[@Moonie_18]

1:16 Joseph dying of cuteness at the distance

[@CrepR-351]

I've seen enough, I'm Satisfied

[@d..1i0r85]

1:13 cutest shiz i’ve ever seen

[@ahdonus_the_dork4862]

2:09 what vine was that

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

That wasn't a vine, that was a deleted scene. Jotaro needed to re-attach his fingures back on. . .

[@ahdonus_the_dork4862]

@@noriakikakyoin7961 lol but no seriously

[@isaacintriago8431]

Polnareff: Just talk to her Jotaro: Okay I will Also Jotaro: *Gibberish Noises*

[@TheRedRoseofJujutsuKaisen]

2:31 I feel like Josuke would be a good singer and would probably sing a song about how Rohan sucks

[@Irfan-zt6oo]

"Oi Josuke, I used Za Hando to steal a little girl's nose and now your nephew's chasing me. Help Me Josuke"

[@loseeraleeert2444]

Yo this art style is just mwah chefs kiss I love it so much

[@diregator9022]

Honestly Erina annoyed is the scariest thing I could ever imagine, no horror movie I've ever watched could prepare me for it

[@karstheultimatelifeform1060]

I've never been so scared in my life

[@Tairine795]

2:23 Never fuck with Erina Pendleton Joestar

[@xcchoco]

0:53 let me leave this here

[@RealCoober]

Ty I think I’m homosexual now

[@moshimoshithebossu27]

this is what I have been waiting for the past two weeks Thank God for Hajnarus

[@gabrielbias9382]

DOOOOORIRIRIRIRIRIRIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI . > . YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!

[@VanNessy97]

1:27 BRUH THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUCCI HOLDING A BIBLE

[@genevahendersom3593]

Little Polnareff and Little Jotaro are so cute… *Joseph cherishing the moment* 1:16

[@theguytheone]

Y’all leave them alone everyone makes mistakes.

[@baggyyy]

Dio and Kakyoin vibing together feels so *w r o n g*

[@hugomanrique4763]

speedwagon is the homie that waits for you while you’re tying your shoe, truly best anime waifu

[@angryghiacchio4932]

I CANT- THIS IS SO CANNON- HELP I CANT BREATHE-

[@roseviolet6522]

1:25 Joseph and Avdol tryna convince Jotaro to fight with them . Meanwhile Kakyoin and Dio in Egypt:

[@rrodey]

0:37 I love your Yukako! I’d love to see more of her :)

[@gavinmerasty8369]

0:34 Cannon first interactions 1998

[@luluhonydew840]

the fact that this video is SO HIGH QUAILTY makes me question my abilities

[@Shy-carpet]

Omg yes

[@scrowch4254]

YES

[@eeee7457]

GIORNO

[@amap23]

YES! YES! YES!

[@iyote]

I was hoping you'd make another one of these! Made my day.

[@saturnnixsu]

the legend returns and graces us with their wonderful work

[@rainbowappleslice]

0:17 I’ve heard the bass boosted version so many times this sounds wrong now

[@PaintSplashProductions]

Dio has a thing for book worms I guess

[@Yadokaei]

1:29 i laughed after thinking of it again

[@optimisticprime5711]

0:43 Therapist: Nervous Jotaro isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Nervous Jotaro: Edit: The artists drawing style is so pretty omg