JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven Movie (Part 1/3) - HD

[@kaenbedehem950]

-Wait, we can't fight here. -Why ? -*Because it's not a playable map*

[@AKA_Guest]

This needs more likes

[@josukehigashikata5641]

@@AKA_Guest indeed

[@YouDieLin]

Aaaahhh...makes sense...let's move to dragon ball's canyon or somewhere like dat

[@thewindrusher9430]

true

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

It would make the game not boring

[@alexthebadjokemaker7328]

Jotaro kujo: Into the JoJo-Verse

[@Uns0mniac]

I see what you did there

[@drrafa4031]

@@Uns0mniac See...See...I SEE what you DID THERE

[@OmegaGraves]

ahh haha clever man

[@OmegaGraves]

jojo bizarre xenoverse

[@algore8305]

Fuck it I’m pitching it to fox

[@DarthAlphaTheGreat]

I am so happy a Japanese, an Italian, an American can communicate with no problem through the universal language...Japanese w/English Subtitle.

[@nnd6477]

🤣🤣🤣

[@compaktdanger4734]

You forgot the Englishman

[@icytheshifter4995]

the Frenchman aswell

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

This is the most boring story ever written in any video game EVER! Mortal Kombat 11 is more entertaining than this

[@zora3599]

Filip Rebro out good sir

[@nikhilmalik4868]

It's sad how the first thing Kakyoin mentions after coming back is that he figured out Dio's abilities. Rest easy Kakyoin.

[@nasyaelovia4723]

Idk

[@IbrahimPlays15]

Wait, people are still commenting here? I just got this game and I’m up to chapter 1

[@archblue9355]

@@IbrahimPlays15 nice

[@kittamitz]

a true person tries their best to not let their friends down kakyoin is one of them

[@IbrahimPlays15]

Avdol also saved polnareff 2 times, and Polnareff actually has more interactions with Jotaro then Jotaro does with Kakyoin. Polnareff is actually friendly, even though he is stubborn

[@anormalguy4656]

When joseph and jotaro transport to morioh Joseph inner thoughts: OH NO

[@manlyhumanman8300]

XD

[@miker3715]

The best comment so far

[@kyleandrade6140]

Oblivion Myst imagine if Josuke’s mom was in this.

[@sansdreamer815]

Kyle Andrade skiskiskiskiski

[@josephjoestar3383]

HOW COULD YOU TELL##

[@tastee8851]

Kakyoin: I don't remember anything past my death Jotaro: wHO iS tHe NObLe oNe?

[@yoloteam9513]

Tastee lmao

[@rxie6005]

Kakyoin: *bruh*

[@abandonedlmao9433]

ThE nObLe OnE iS dIo

[@kirayoshikage5230]

@@abandonedlmao9433 NANI HOW'D YOU KNOW?!

[@Brunestuds]

@@kirayoshikage5230 Enyaba

[@DraculaCronqvist]

This game is the ultimate fanservice delivery. No game has ever before given so much quality fanservice to its fans.

[@dead_dude5248]

True

[@HullsColby]

But in the end it's still disappointing that Jonathan and Dio didn't fight, it really is the ultimate fan service because Jotaro is the coolest owo character.

[@LjuboCupic1912]

Hulls Colby yeah, but at least most of the game’s good (even though the ending was kinda dumb).

[@randompenny1391]

Does sonic mania count?

[@chanchitojr3398]

Random Penny no

[@eirinkou]

I like how this is supposed to be a story about all the JoJo's and it's sweet in a way but jotaro just asserts his dominance and is the main jojo

[@quagnam438]

Jotaros eyes of plot

[@Actinide5013]

Because Ora

[@mrreyes5004]

I mean... he pretty much *IS* the main JoJo anyway. He was the main JoJo in Part three (easily the most popular and well-known), played big roles in Part 4 and 6 (bigger roles than Joseph, the only other JoJo to have a role in three parts), and easily the most recognizable JoJo even before this game was released.

[@colemacgrath8846]

@@mrreyes5004 he also killed part 4 villain

[@brunobrx3599]

@@colemacgrath8846 no that was the ambulance-kun

[@Sindak923]

Remember, if Speedwagon didn’t exist everyone would be dead

[@sonicfanfrfr]

Yea right xd

[@schwellenangst1605]

@@sonicfanfrfr Do not oppose the god

[@aurora_xx6736]

Yes

[@MasterofCopium]

@@sonicfanfrfr Lord speedwagon is much more than you will ever be.

[@notso_cody]

When you realize Polnareff has more screentime than both Iggy and Speedwagon combined

[@yes-po1mo]

"there is one simple reason you lost, DIO. One sinple reason...." *j o t a r o i s m y m a i n*

[@soey98]

OH I GET IT!

[@Spaced_essence]

Your subscribed to some questionable people

[@SpitzMaster]

Pot platinum Guest is dead ur user now is tornado

[@dariusthehunter7810]

Doi

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

Same type of Stand

[@NACtheMC]

I swear to god, the look on Joseph's face when he meets his bastard son and realizes that his actions in the past have consenquences... lmao

[@mwsn736]

69 likes lmao

[@seanmilabo5157]

"Shit! Thats my son in the future!"

[@chanchitojr3398]

Weeb Ant OH SHIT!!!

[@arsenal4739]

OH NOOOOOOOO!

[@metalmygeartillissolid1337]

Joseph: Josuke, I am your father. Josuke: KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@zapdog_]

buff angry japanese kid travels through time and space to perform exorcisms using a jesus burrito

[@cringcring8473]

Seems legit

[@JoeyYamitaro]

Sounds reasonable

[@tundra111]

Zapdog hmmm yes

[@Cheese-xf2nj]

Quite the story

[@dudeman4514]

sums up the entire story

[@williamsmith-l.4201]

Jotaro: How many seconds before your leg heals? 3? 4? Dio: *MONOLOGUES FOR ALMOST HALF A MINUTE* Dio's leg: *ISN'T HEALED*

[@notperdi7469]

Didn't you know, the joestars have an ability to stop time completely when they are talking?

[@li_ka2]

@@notperdi7469 talking is a free action

[@Ryuchu_that_one_nerd]

@@li_ka2 Yeah that shit's free so it dosent cost them anything, including time.

[@AsickJoke]

;••;

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@AsickJoke got beaten by a mortal while being a god

[@darklordaranyx2467]

Giorno and the gang: "You're Polnareff, the guy who turned into a turtle." Polnareff: "WHAT?" Giorno and the gang: "Maybe we shouldn't have told him..." Giorno: "No worries, I was just joking." SPEECH 100 ILLUSION 100

[@silverchariot1579]

69th like

[@darklordaranyx2467]

@@silverchariot1579 nice

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@silverchariot1579 why u beat up turtle

[@cybz_millionboss]

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 hes sc not scr

[@Supalayzee]

*later* Narancia : dont worry, you'll never turn into turtle SUS 100 500th like btw

[@1_FLASKFAN]

"Hermit purple never makes mistakes" What about when he tried to take a picture of josuke and got angelo

[@digital_silence]

There were just so many stand users in Morioh and it chose to send a picture of angelo

[@sticky7618]

ok.

[@averagejoe6451]

Exactly he made a mistake...

[@thatbluegamet]

That wasn’t a mistake

[@roserose109]

dude, he was older. give him a break lol

[@RuloSrb]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Subspace Emissary

[@M0D776]

After 10 Months, This Comment Is Underrated...

[@jouchou183]

Starbit Crusaders

[@theJohnOTD]

godtier comment

[@tonystank3091]

More like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Infinity War

[@painandmisery8971]

Smash Bros:The Eyes of Heaven

[@pikachew6135]

I can’t stop thinking Jotaro has scoliosis or something cause how he bends his back every movement and every time he stands

[@amonkey4707]

Thats the EisiDisi syndrome, look at the weirdass animations he does

[@hettygram664]

Ikr

[@banishingwarden]

Jotaro's spine: ( ) ( ) (

[@user-zo3wy4we3t]

The stress of being the main character and the burden he carries on his back.

[@thundrr1929]

@@user-zo3wy4we3t Also the stress from carrying his team thru SDC.

[@remyzuraimyful]

Polnareff: a holey corpse? Kakyoin: bruh

[@Saiyan_Swagger]

Ha kakyoin got turned into a donut

[@harizirfan5117]

You mean holly?

[@JZJora]

@@harizirfan5117 No

[@harizirfan5117]

@@JZJora it a joke

[@danygamer6684]

JZ Jora u got /r wooooooooooooosh-ed

[@AlexFarnum1]

Alternate title: Speedwagon And Jotaro do everything

[@mubincool1933]

Ko

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

Give that man a break.

[@maxtheschoolweaponsmith1242]

Kakyoin's 50 days of happiness has been extended *Everyone liked that*

[@EvelynL.1112]

Yeah and not to mention he will meet a lot of other people who can see his Hierophant Green too!

[@justsomegodlikestatuesitti8017]

@@EvelynL.1112 No one can just deflect his emerald smash, its more op than GER

[@lockednito6333]

Imagine polnareff actually find his ghost self in the turtle

[@roadrollarequiem8560]

speaking of, shouldn't Polnareff be in the turtle?

[@jamesclark6864]

Default Scrubz I mean, he’d certainly get a proper explanation that way.

[@manlyhumanman8300]

EeeEeEeek

[@guccipoptart670]

another dio profile =(

[@mrizymrydjr4779]

@@roadrollarequiem8560 This turtle is from before Bucciarati took it.

[@ektasix]

Waiting for this to be animated and called Jotaro:the movie.

[@dragonsdream4236]

Where Joseph is the protagonist

[@notperdi7469]

@@dragonsdream4236 NYAANNNIIIII!???!!??

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

@@dragonsdream4236 no, where speedwagon is the protagonist

[@ToxicSama]

@@kcwjunior1AceAttourny *A bit closer to Heaven*

[@dragonsdream4236]

@@kcwjunior1AceAttourny Perfect

[@Wignut]

Jotaro timetravels and has the opportunity to meet his ancestors and future friends and family. Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze Edit: 6 months and I didn't notice the typo. Now I want to see fanart of Jotato lol

[@zay9050]

Jotato the potato

[@ericfarrow6128]

Dan Esp an apt description...

[@VincentHung236]

Star platinum The Hand To Be contoneo

[@mystr0696]

Jotaro meets Jotaro

[@fr22d]

*J O T A T O*

[@retrofusion4429]

Female: *breathes* Jotaro: “Shut up woman, you’re annoying me.” Koichi: 1:13:38 Also Jotaro: “...” I love this stupid series

[@lain5858]

It's a relief that fujoshis don't like to ship Jotaro and Koichi

[@locuscorvuswed336]

I think jotaro will say: Koichi you are a really realiable guy

[@Snugseeker]

@@lain5858 SHUT UP YOU’LL GIVE THEM IDEAS!

[@lain5858]

@@Snugseeker *Rule 34 stares menacing at distance*

[@roserose109]

@@lain5858 fucking r34 probably has that shit there

[@LjuboCupic1912]

This game is what I would call the good type of fan service, even if the end was kind of a deus ex machina.

[@MamboCat84]

DIO ex machina

[@roserose109]

@@rezr5448 i can kinda see how part 3 is a deus ex, but part 2 and part 5 aren't. Joseph had the plan to get to the volcano all the time, AND he used the red stone, which he had the whole time. It didn't coeme out of nowhere. Getting the arrow to upgrade your stand into a requiem (GER) was the goal ever since the gang knew about it. They didn't come out of nowhere. They're literally not dues ex machinas. Jojo fans don't understand literary devices i swear-

[@TokyoDrift456]

that seems to be star platinum's true power, its adaptability, the power to develop new abilities in a pinch, and copy the abilities of stands that are the same type as it in other words, star platinum's true power is the power of the ass pull no wonder starboi wears a loincloth, makes it easier to reach in there

[@yoyolons772]

​@@rezr5448 nope part 5 is not deus ex machina

[@drawnking5476]

Everyone always talkin bout "kono dio da" No one ever talks about "kono diego da" 1:25:40

[@user-kp9rh3xe1d]

Lol

[@darwisyaslam2573]

ゴゴゴゴ

[@The.Viewer]

Lmao what about "Kono Diavolo da"?

[@doggyhotpot]

Min he has king crimson

[@kuruma2023]

Cian McCabe I think it is da though，が is something like is/are, だ is a end word(文末). It‘s me，Dio. Is このディオだ(ko no Dio da) だ　da が　ga

[@yoloswagprobro8227]

“Holey Corpse” -Polnareff eyes of heaven “Holly’s corpse” -Kakyoin

[@akirakurusu861]

Necrophilia at its finest

[@gb828]

That is so unsettling

[@bruh-mx2hf]

Ova heaven waaaaa

[@memendezlorenzo2605]

Kakyon the milf hunter

[@harizirfan5117]

Do he rero rero her corspe?

[@AceofDiamonds236]

Holy crap, is Speedwagon going to be the savior of the entire universe?!

[@megatron2171]

speed weed

[@fusionny7151]

The Avatar speedbump from Chinatown

[@gabrielzio8496]

he already was

[@polka8117]

Speedwagon 4 president

[@raulelingenieroyelequiposu9853]

Yes...

[@Ebksebby]

Isn’t crazy how this all started by some guy who thought some other guy was trying to save him but he actually wasn’t?

[@yudhistiramedia]

did you reference george joestar with Dario Brando ?

[@aceventurasspear22]

Narancia and Buccirati: *come back to life* Abbachio: “bruh”

[@mr_box1264]

Abbachio be confused

[@Altoclarineto]

Everyone just forgot Abbachio😔

[@Aurayy]

Fugo: *appears once and fights giorno and the others* Fugo right after: *adios*

[@GabiKostha]

@@Aurayy ariverdecci*

[@conscripthornet4430]

@@Aurayy Ah yes! Just like the actual part 5!

[@qreuesant-4349]

Polnareff: I didn't expect to go on another journey together so soon... Kakyoin: Me either. If only Kakyoin... If only...

[@lewisaino]

Wished that line were Canon

[@EvelynL.1112]

I wish Kakyoin could have more adventures with his friends rather than just 50 days. He's been so alone because no one could see his Hierophant Green for the past 17 years. His fate was tragic. ;-C

[@herosshade2247]

"Ive been through all kinds of bizarre adventures" I see what you did there, Joseph

[@Xemasklyr]

Joseph always has something witty to say rofl

[@seongjin-woo8683]

He's called JoJo for that reason

[@mijuorwutever1158]

A foqing JoJo's reference inside a JoJo game ePiC

[@antichrist1975]

*Roll credits*

[@joelpandess2346]

Hes been through 4 adventures 😂

[@mrpingwiun6403]

this game should be renamed to Speedwagon saves the Universe

[@phantom31281]

True!!!

[@ma6989]

Yes

[@theboominghypes2521]

Speed wagon into the jojoverse

[@somepvpguy69]

I agree

[@gokuology7077]

Jojo: Defeat bright dio by getting corpse parts

[@lyota1346]

Bruh, there are so many scenes where I think they'll hug each other. When in reality they just say "Understood." and then continue on with the adventure.

[@Kobekola]

Possibly because it's still a game with lotsa cutscenes so they kind of have to get on with it. If it were an anime or movie then there would probably be more of a reunion. But even then, their enemies are still moving so they have to move

[@mr_box1264]

Imagine this being anime with title JoJo Bizzare Adventure : Heaven

[@Weird_Cat_Thingy]

Jonathan: [is badly damaged] Speedwagon: [is acting like he has better things to do yet sounds concerned]

[@DJKennedy90]

"Who is that guy, he looks just like Dio...!" Diego walks on screen, half the size of Part 1 Dio, and with big pretty boy lips that looks almost nothing like Dio outside of the voice. Also, the indication that Speedwagon of all people was able to help Jotaro fight Dio and Diego.

[@fostersbar391]

It's the Hat

[@howiluig]

he has a hat that says DIO.

[@DJKennedy90]

​@@howiluig He literally says, "That guy looks like Dio, but..." It wasn't the fact he had said hat on. You're just supposed to believe that Diego looks the same as Dio/DIO, despite the art shift, and that.... Yeah, no.

[@withlovekellen]

He literally has "Dio" on his hat in big letters and his belt also has "dio" in it, b0i, JoJos and JoBros are dense sometimes

[@DJKennedy90]

@@withlovekellen Again, they way they say it, they sound like its supposed to be a "they look similar!" deal. If Diego didn't have DIO printed all over him, the unfamiliar would not know SBR Dio and Dio/DIO are supposed to be the same person from different worlds.

[@Luki-1331]

35:45 when even in another timeline, fugo abandons the crew

[@wazszn4254]

Fugo? Who's Fugo? Never heard of em...

[@marianokaz1503]

@@wazszn4254 Where's Abbacchio? that's what this is all about.

[@amonkey4707]

#fugone

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@madweather1865 gi (horno)no

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@madweather1865 horno means oven in spainish

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

Polnareff is literally in disbelief that he became a turtle

[@maxysnaxy6648]

I’ve seen you everywhere on jojo videos

[@sonetagu1337]

Hello my boi

[@Jet_Genesis720]

I would be too

[@0nullnil]

Can you blame him though?

[@keias017]

1:17:05 “Gramps, Your Stand never makes mistakes.” creates Josuke

[@JusticeLover69]

wow

[@SheriffGoat]

Wow

[@SheriffGoat]

Josuke with the best hair got roasted

[@elijahpadilla5083]

To be fair, Joseph didn't use Hermit Purple to make Josuke.

[@Jumpman16]

It wasn't the stand, it was joseph

[@thewatercycle1017]

I like how Jotaro Kujo conveniently has a turtle stuffed in his coat

[@mrreyes5004]

43:56 "That's the only way to explain it..." *"Except that doesn't explain anything..."* Is it just me, or does this beautifully encapsulate all of JoJo in a nutshell?

[@elroylee]

Well yes but actually no.

[@littlewolf4994]

I had to go to Netflix to watch jjba...it only had part 1-3 well at least it has 1 and 3...

[@CallMeSpooch]

@@littlewolf4994 it only has part 1 and 2 now

[@soda3185]

Jotaro: *exists* Also Jotaro: "Yare yare daze"

[@zepp3330]

32:59

[@John-ii6he]

Over heaven dio:I'm about to end this man's whole career..

[@mr.random3611]

DIO Gaming Jotaro:*EXISTS* Dio:*WRRRRrrrryyy Jotaro:*Yare Yare Daze*

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

Ain't funny

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

This is so stupid

[@nep5264]

Looks more like a burrito than a part of a mummified part of a body

[@elcruellfable]

A Holy burrito

[@felixhyro7243]

Dio fellin like: Let's get them bread

[@absolutelad4322]

So THAT'S what they meant by his body would become bread. Jesus became a burrito!

[@jo-jowei6147]

@@felixhyro7243 how many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@JerseyDevils21]

Try to eat it, see what happens

[@mochi0-08]

Why did speedwagon need their help, he could do all this by himself with the power of being the best waifu in the series

[@DMDarren]

He had to limit himself for balance reasons, so he had to get some help

[@ariellee6047]

He could explain, make the enemy understand everything perfectly and make him his student and make an ally

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

The power of swag vs the power of best waifu 2014 memes vs 2018 memes

[@playerchef]

i like how they talk something bad and their reaction are like *wait 3 seconds* NANI?!?!?!? *wait other 3 seconds*

[@kawieshmatau987]

0:00 Chapter 1 Stardust Crusaders 27:21 Chapters 2 Vento Aureo 52:32 Chapter 3 Diamond is Unbreakable 1:18:21 Chapter 4 Phantom Blood

[@Actinide5013]

Looks like the game producers used the Araki continuity model

[@doodlebro.]

*Wait, that's illegal...*

[@pablofurlan8131]

How part skippers see Jojo

[@toiletgaming2774]

@@pablofurlan8131 lol Nice joke ngl

[@1414-l3g]

@@pablofurlan8131 and THAT'S FACT because It happened with me lmao

[@someguyontheinternet2399]

these guys are making a big deal about Johnathan being hurt when they have Josuke with them...

[@pepperedribs6953]

don't forget gold experience.

[@trurlCXC]

Only because it's Johnatan. Everyone would make a big deal about it

[@marimaf6561]

They like existing

[@aubergineboi6450]

They like not being erased from existence because their ancestor is almost dead and they are probably panicking cus that also Jonathan and speeeeeeeeeedowagGOUUUN don’t have stands that means they don’t know or see what stands are and no one told them that josuke can heal same goes for Giorno

[@ferdous1112]

@@aubergineboi6450 speeedwAGONNN mmmmm

[@-Vantablack]

Someone: *dies* Everyone else: 5 seconds later *_"oh no"_*

[@ninjamations1635]

SEAAAAZAAAAR

[@sleeby7789]

seems legit

[@aubergineboi6450]

Them:oh no me:() |-| |\| ()

[@elenatroiae]

The difference in voice acting by Koyasu Tokehito (DIO) in parts 1 and 3 and Diego is just astounding! One character, three different voices that lend so much to the characters themselves! He’s truly a master!

[@devinator9582]

No matter what people may say about the gameplay, the story feels like an actual JoJo episode.

[@DarthAlphaTheGreat]

Narancia: “Giorno, you are the one who brought it up, you fix it.” Giorno: “Ok, GER!”

[@bugztandosffhat305]

Wait Isn't Ger Only Temporary or So?????????

[@gachanimestudios8348]

@@bugztandosffhat305 When the went to part 5 it was immediately after the defeat of Diavolo, to which Giorno still had GER.

[@Rylau69]

@@gachanimestudios8348 then how is giorno using ge

[@gachanimestudios8348]

@@Rylau69 I dunno, maybe GER is a brief ability that is reusable and reverts back to GE

[@jabezmanch1323]

@@bugztandosffhat305 there is like a slot in GER'S fore head right? I guess Giornio has reinsert the arrow

[@Simmlex]

50 years later in a museum: "Remember that one time when this Japanese guy called Joutarou found a piece of Jesus on a rooftop in Egypt?" "Yeah tell me about it..."

[@lylevillanueva8624]

"Well one question. How those parts went there?"

[@doodlebro.]

""For you to know this, my friend. Let's talk about parallel timeli-..." *To Be Continued*

[@mmcgee0922]

"Joutarou"

[@Simmlex]

@@mmcgee0922 I'd like to say that was intentional, but wasn't XD For now just take it as two Egyptians having an issue pronouncing his name XD

[@Simmlex]

@@Among199 I'm not a youtuber so I don't get many notifications so they stick out easily.

[@kffire12]

18:15 Speedwagon uses the power of Jesus to heal Kakyoin

[@ShaneSDCR]

Makes sense.

[@zeronos2844]

Rather British thug uses a part of a corpse of the holy savior to heal a brainwashed Japanese student that was beaten by an American, Half American Japanese and French in a rooftop in Egypt.

[@ivyxxx4329]

Jesus told me to kill the president

[@Patrick-bn6nk]

@@ivyxxx4329 No

[@nizu9527]

Seems legit

[@Aintmuchtoosayy]

polnareff: want to keep running? Joseph: no fans: *:0*

[@illuminator7709]

Pornaleff:*does nothing* Joseph:STOP JEAN PIERRE

[@karlo134652]

To see Kakyoin alive i wanna hug him

[@Gokublack-lx6sf]

“I’ve missed you kakyoin”

[@ngocieptuthi7799]

Im just pissed at the fact they call polnareff *jean Pierre*

[@zencrypt2583]

thats his first name doe

[@GG11VR]

Ngọc Điệp Từ thị Same

[@kio7320]

@Karim Hassan there are many person with the name Jean Pierre

[@m.renditodzaki6524]

maybe because it's copyright? like there is michael polnareff tho

[@digital_silence]

And thats on them trying to do copyright free

[@sarsaparilla1644]

everything was normal and then speedwagon

[@anaverageyoutubeuser6106]

*speeduwagonu*

[@1010otep]

even speedwagon was afraid, you know?

[@foolishnessdante]

everything was canon until the moment that Speedwagon showed up at airport

[@naranciaghirga2726]

16×55 = 28 Convince me im wrong

[@Patrick-bn6nk]

@@naranciaghirga2726 I bet fugo will Chase you with a fork in the hand

[@SeVII7en]

I love how everytime Jotaro goes into frame, the physics on the chain decoration go crazy for a moment.

[@Hyparbeem526]

At this point I feel like there should be a laugh track whenever Jotaro says "Yare Yare Daze"

[@tranquillatarantella]

joseph has an internal "OH MY GOD" at 1:01:21

[@zepp3330]

lunadidado 👌

[@cruschishere9939]

19:49

[@amonkey4707]

Oh shiit!

[@bigal7613]

Dio is like drugs in the jojo universe

[@TenositSergeich]

Its also a hierarchy here - big DIO Over Heaven commands smaller Dios, which try to outdio other Dios and then replace the big DIO as new chief Dio of a multiversal assembly of potentially infinite Dios.

[@amonkey4707]

@@TenositSergeich also Dio

[@RedrumZombies]

@@TenositSergeich where they keep killing JoJo pets.

[@poggersuni9637]

@@TenositSergeich It turned out DIO isn't actually dead.

[@ronsugartits7824]

@Andrewgamer135 It turns out that Dio Dio diO dIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO-

[@poofnix]

They should have made this, * Part 3 jotaro went to morioh * * Meets koichi & friends * P3Jotaro: "Koichi,tell me where is this jotaro guy at" * Jotaro and Jotaro proceeds to battle dio *

[@lysithea6919]

Uhhhhhh If both jotaro got to close togethere they will both die

[@poofnix]

@@lysithea6919 they're from different timeline but same universe, just like old joseph and yound joseph

[@aenor-llelo]

Dio's worst nightmare

[@dr.godfather8250]

@@lysithea6919 No. Thats if they met theyre other "universe/dimension counterpart." On EoH Theyre just time travellimg back and forth.

[@mikegivemecheese3001]

I wonder what jotaro was thinking when he saw part 1 dio, probably something like "oh, this shithead again"

[@rockboy1234]

"I've never felt as high as this!" Me too.. Me too...

[@necrodeus707]

“If I had a nickel for every time kakyoin was controlled by a very old time stopping vampire, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but its weird it happened Twice.”

[@DaddyDonDirt]

how did Fugo become an anomaly he didn't die he just didn't go with the group

[@InfernosReaper]

That's what I thought until Rohan and Okuyasu showed up.

[@beowulfghost4656]

@@InfernosReaper they both actually technically died though. Fugo just said "aight I'mma head out"

[@RedVelocity]

Well, Eyes of Heaven came out before Golden Wind anime, and in the manga of JoJo, Fugo had to be killed because of him betraying the group and taking orders from the Boss. The more you know!

[@InfernosReaper]

@@RedVelocity I thought Fugo just wandered off like in the anime, because Araki couldn't go through with Fugo fully betraying the group.

[@RedVelocity]

InfernosReaper That is what happened in the anime

[@cruschishere9939]

**Sees turtle** Speedwagon: It’s free real estate **hops into turtle** Jean: *it's an enemy stand!*

[@auromkom]

"Strange things? In Morioh Town?" Koichi pls

[@ShaneSDCR]

he was sarcastic

[@stone_the_jojo_fan9749]

Jotaro gets more lines in this than he does in the actual anime

[@rxplic]

This game looks pretty cool, they should make an anime about it!

[@cookiemb]

maybe even a manga of it!

[@youtubecat3809]

That one guy with heaven’s door looks cool, maybe he could get a spinoff!

[@thomus1025]

@@youtubecat3809 it's Rohan, and he already got a spin-off

[@BeniTheTesseract]

@@thomus1025 wow you must be fun at parties

[@thomus1025]

@@BeniTheTesseract i guess explaining something makes u fun at parties

[@sebastianianmagallanes3997]

Yo I felt that when Iggy said, "GRRRR!" in the beginning

[@ZainIsInPain]

13:07 Joseph really abandoned the joestar technique

[@MrPrince416]

『Y』『E』『S』 『I』 『A』『M』 Polnaref asked if they want to “keep running”. They were actually right in the middle of it😂

[@pistachio_stick]

no dignity

[@kennethsatria6607]

In hindsight having your allies come back from the dead to only betray you would be heartbreaking They could totally do that if this were more than a game

[@bozidarknezevic8451]

Mortal Kombat flashbacks

[@bozidarknezevic8451]

Well Raiden let them all die in MK9 and Quan Chi resurrected them

[@gastonfourt5363]

We can all agree that they need to make some scenes about their reactions inside the turtle once they know who is who and what they are and what they did. Right?

[@smokebullet8044]

Guys help I got the game 24 hours ago, and I’m already 70% through it. My eyes are dying but worth it

[@topesslife]

This could be part 9

[@judykearney7879]

Somebody tag Araki

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Michael Show *should

[@MrPrince416]

In my headcannon it is, especially when he oversaw the plot. Taking 8+ years for Jojolion to end feels like he wanted to give people a taste of final plot with this game.

[@tylort8444]

*is

[@doodlebro.]

i wonder what will be part 10... another Universe Reset...? also, i hope they will start animating part 6 in 2020, cuz................................ *WE FREAKING WANT THAT AREN'T WE?!*

[@ceruleant777]

27:50 I expected some timetravel alternate universe adventure...........instead they spoiled Part 5 for me,goddamnit

[@aideblaund7021]

Cerulean Same....

[@Legendnewer]

Thank god i've read up to steel ball run

[@Kazuhira2249]

Lmao

[@aidan1155]

main character always wins

[@undeadwaluwugi758]

@「joey」 or stone ocean either. Just because the main character dies doesn't mean the bad guys won. Dio was incapacitated for 100 years. That's a win in my book.

[@Iris-wg9ls]

So the stardust crew just see their enemy and friend came back to life And they can’t believe dio is alive now

[@lilyli8720]

In a world where Speedwagon is young and Joseph is old

[@theisraelgamersyt9273]

Why doesn't Jotaro just use his goddamn time stopping abllity to shine the corpse's light on them before they teleport?!

[@Party_Pineapple]

he's too busy being annoyed with the world

[@skysolsa764]

Plot armor it would end too fast

[@speedwagonfoundationoffici4997]

1:33:00 “I’m a Mr Joestar too..”

[@goudmol15]

that must be quite a party inside that turtle with everyone

[@jo-jowei6147]

I'd imagine it would get a bit crowded in there... The room isn't that big lol

[@LadyIno]

@@jo-jowei6147 Trish must feel increasingly uncomfortable with all these men around her lol

[@zeronos2844]

@@LadyIno no worries, Yuko and Lisa Lisa are there too. Although the ratio of women and men are kinda screwed

[@VoidStaresback]

@@zeronos2844 She's germaphobic, women don't help her situation

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

Like imagine being in a room with all of your ancestors

[@whade62000]

0:52 "I feel so good I could sing! ... If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summeerr Seeing you in summer, I never would goo Your hair streaked with sunlight, your lips red as flame Your face with a luster that puts gold to shaaame" Jotaro: w t f

[@Kobekola]

*"EXCALIBURRRR EXCALIBURRRR"* if you know you know.

[@josephtheginger2907]

I like how there’s 9 corpse parts one for each JoJo oh and speedwagon

[@elijahpadilla5083]

If I remember Part 7 correctly, there were 9 Corpse Parts the first time the Holy Corpse was relevant, too. You'd swear it was like this was planned.

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@elijahpadilla5083 so was part 5 names

[@salsacake]

The look of Joseph's face in Morioh is just priceless lmao

[@ikablockytheloser988]

44:55 The Holy Corpse part slightly had rhythm to the background music.

[@endlessedgar4576]

26:43 Feels good man. I really wish this were canon.

[@TabrisElGato]

imagine

[@Zt0X1C]

*stabs Diavolo to death* "Now it is!"

[@torch14000]

so part 9 will be the end of jojo finally

[@DoctorPorkenfries]

13:07 "Want to keep running?" Joseph:"...no, let's stay here and take them on." Not running? There's something I never thought I'd see from Joseph.

[@cyanide167]

Just like he ran away from his affair 😂

[@elijahpadilla5083]

In Part 3, he admits that he runs away to buy time to come up with a plan. Apparently, he had already come up with a plan.

[@kazuyaryuzaki]

1:22:40 who thats? Look like a dio Dude... He is dio, he even have a hat that spell his name lol

[@iwasborn1156]

D I e g g o

[@bruhwhosjustin]

“Let Mr. Joestar rest!” Jospeh: But im Mr Joestar too? :(

[@acronolozki]

drinking gameeverytime jotaro says "yare yare" drink a shot

[@kingishking]

It either ends with your liver becoming immortal or shriveling up and dissappearing

[@daftpunker1232]

Try that with the misadventure of saiki k and your liver will turn into a raisin

[@goldennail8912]

What make me a good demoman? Taking shots ofc

[@sincostine]

ITALIAN MAN MEET HIS TURTLE SELF AT A TRAIN STATION

[@Minamoto_1]

SayonaraSin french

[@raulelingenieroyelequiposu9853]

*FRENCH MAN*

[@namename-xn3de]

Raul The Polandball fan *THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN*

[@flooplesmooples]

Wine Cheese boi

[@kammo1976]

Jean Pierre Polnareff is french you dense cabbage

[@Inferno144]

This audio desync angers me

[@mayorkoopbob]

*_Jean Pierre the Turtle Guy_* has the same ring as *_Bill Nye the Science Guy_*

[@danielribeiro9678]

Imagine if nearly every animator in the JoJo community decided to make an entire Eyes of Heaven anime.

[@NSHG]

Part 1 : Stardust Crusaders Part 2 : Vento Aureo NAILED IT

[@DidiTheCoolio]

yep

[@DidiTheCoolio]

only parts

[@forestedge2000]

When the game is a part skipper:

[@totallynotdio1311]

If sbr was third this game would introduce my fav parts in order

[@googlemail754]

Part 2 is needed

[@rxie6005]

As years passed the joestar blood line gets progressively smaller and smaller (Jonathan being the tallest to Giorno being the shortest-he is still growing I knowwww-)

[@yellowmaster52]

Except giorno is higher than joseph in the family tree

[@badbeardbill9956]

Well Jonathan wasn’t built like a brick wall until he was 19 - Giorno is only 15 I think. He’s got a bit. Plus I think the buffness skips generations - Giorno, Josuke, and Jolyne are all children of a buff Joestar. But Joseph and Jotaro are grandchildren of a buff Joestar.

[@CarlosGLara13]

Never call him Zipper Man, don’t ever call him Zipper Man. If you really need to change his name call him Sticky Zippers or something

[@undeadhound3402]

I’m still calling him Zipper Man because I like the name. There a problem?

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

STICKY FINGAZ

[@АнтонДимов-ч8ъ]

It is more logical

[@Saiyagami]

I think zipper finger would be okay as long as it keaps the *FINGAAZ*

[@Anervaria]

Zipper Man is the height of comedy

[@1yearsago476]

50:21 "giorno, your the one who brought this up, you fix it" me: yeah because giorno *fixes* people's injuries

[@risu4808]

I really love it when they talking about how part 5 polnareff turn into turtle and then part 3 polnareff is like "IT AN ITALIAN JOKE RIGHT?"