Rain on Your Parade Ep 63: J-L Cauvin for President

[@papaloongie]

J L for president!!

[@StudioLB]

I like you bro

[@MillennialDiligence-sx8re]

Loving the show man. Keep it up.

[@BirdsNNVA]

“Nightmares of My Mother” sounds like my life, up until she passed away. R.I.P.

[@BirdsNNVA]

I lived for seventeen years in northeast TN, which has now turned blood red. I suggest you bone up on NASCAR. And maybe you should try a little huntin’ and fishin’.

[@JohnLoyer]

Id vote for him.

[@justynbarnes7895]

Loving this idea - I'm with you on your journey to the White House! #Cauvin2028... er, I mean #McBrien2028 (p.s. Was fuming that SNL got Alec Baldwin to do RFK Jr. too - that gig should have been yours)

[@bmerck]

I don’t get why Alec Baldwin gets to do all these impressions. His Trump and RFK Jr are both terrible.

[@LauraHenderson-wx6xy]

Too Right ! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@davidhodgkins332]

No no…. Pile it on!!

[@Kenny-re8ko]

remember "Pat Paulsen for President"? His catchphrase was "picky picky picky". Ran against Nixon in '68, via The Smothers Brothers show.

[@MsMrshanks]

It's got legs, let's do it...

[@BirdsNNVA]

J- L, you most certainly would have my vote. I don’t have cable, so I’ve never seen Yellowstone (i also never saw “Game of Thrones”😱), but i think you are less bloody and more entertaining. Do what you have to do to nail those bastards to the wall and demonstrate your true excellence!

[@jannichi6431]

You can get Yellowstone through stream for free. Plex or something similar if you care to type it in. First four seasons anyway.

[@jannichi6431]

Agreed, works. Persistence for venues but my fav JL Trump long version with Tech Stuff. Brilliant with political antics, like Jack Karowak (sp?) was.

[@joevc737]

Coscarelli for campaign manager/ press secretary after the inevitable win.

[@MsMrshanks]

Got my vote 🎉

[@BirdsNNVA]

Cowboy hat and big silver belt buckle 😂

[@darkbeastzero]

"first single president" might get you the incel vote

[@jimmccord4722]

Thanks!

[@JLCauvin]

Thanks!

[@BirdsNNVA]

I think you’re talking about the Vivian Beaumont Theater in Lincoln Center. I went to several shows there while i lived in the Albany area. When you’re in the back row of the balcony (?), there are people sitting near you who freak out by the precipitous view and have to get out.

[@hilarybramley7529]

Sounds like you've given this a lot of thought, J-L,so go for it! Yeah, best avoid any French connection

[@BirdsNNVA]

Very few Americans could properly pronounce “Cauvin”

[@priscillabranch9824]

If you can promise NOT to sacrifice your sharp humor, I'd vote for you!!!!

[@atptourfan]

Ooooh yeaaah!! J-L caaaaahntent 😅

[@rogernichols1124]

Go for it, JL, whatever "it" is. I watched your clips when you were pooping on Trump and friends. Keep up the prodding.

[@lilvenice]

The battle of the initials in 2028 "J-L vs J-D"

[@bmerck]

You’re not going to like the rest of Yellowstone, not because it’s a red state show, but just because it got bad after a decent start. I do support the idea of watching it completely for reference purposes, though.

[@ieronimo18]

It's insane that JL isn't on SNL. He'd quintuple their ratings within 10 weeks.

[@mberly5625]

Why don’t you come to Denver? We’re blue and you’d draw a big crowd.

[@jannichi6431]

Does he fly?

[@BirdsNNVA]

John Louis, or John Lewis?

[@BirdsNNVA]

Did you just call RFK Jr. handsome? 🤮 Looks should not matter, but, lordy, I can’t stand to see his face.

[@jannichi6431]

Agreed. Pharma fried.

[@jfull1914]

What kinda accent is President McBrian gonna have?

[@rawveganterra]

Irish. 🍀 Irish accents are a hoot.

[@maurice_walker]

From someone with a French first name and English sounding last name who is neither from the Francosphere nor the Anglosphere: Go with your full real name, including French pronunciation of [kovɛ̃]! It confuses the heck out of people when you don't match the assumptions they have made simply based on your name. Which can be a source of great amusement and a good conversation starter.

[@rejeanbeaulieu8056]

Félicitations! With a few caveats 1) If JD Vance can be JD, JL Cauvin can be JL. Don't waste your absolutely awesome current JL brand. I have an old uncle (the last one remaining among many) called Jean-Louis and he is not going John-Louis. Neither should you because of the goofy gong show. 2) If you are going to sell out, make it at least ridiculously funny 3) If you want to beef up the name, go JL Allelujah Cauvin and get some Christian weird angle on America. You can't avoid that. It is in the DNA 4) Don't sell out to the gong show with your body image obsession for the sake of all your fans. Allelujah should stand for the fitness religion you are seeking for all Americans bordering on obesity and incapable of walking, never mind running for office. Show the example with the humor that only JL can showcase. 5) And most importantly, don't lose your soul (âme) on this awesome project #cauvin2028

[@rejeanbeaulieu8056]

Also meant to suggest men need a contemporary manly response to Jane Fonda queen of fitness and activism. Too many men are adrift. You can make a huge difference on this front. Assume your JD name/brand, 6' 7"" 200 pounds+ manhood and badly needed lefty populism. #cauvin2026

[@davidhodgkins332]

JLM NOT BLM!!!! Yes 😂

[@rawveganterra]

Reportedly there has never been an American president with a French surname.🤔

[@rawveganterra]

All present & past presidents have white as white bread surnames then suddenly a total flip to Obama 🤔 African surname.

[@rawveganterra]

Then back to English/German surnames, Biden and Trump.

[@rawveganterra]

English

[@rawveganterra]

German

[@rawveganterra]

Irish

[@blakenorman504]

Don't repeat the same mistakes that Pat Paulsen made in his campaigns, like only appearing on the Smothers Brothers.

[@poochieAZ]

My candidate must know the law, know history and take the job seriously while not taking himself too seriously. "JLM : Justice, Leadership, Momentum - For a Brighter Tomorrow!" (With a little bit of help from CHAT GPT4o)

[@whiskydrinker2911]

Go big or go home and get drunk

[@rawveganterra]

Gross 🤢☠️💀

[@atptourfan]

I am slightly concerned that you have literally hundreds of hours of recorded content online that your political opponents will comb through. Even when in character as Trump, some of those Fred Trump traditions and other hilarious stories could be politically troublesome. I do wish you all the best luck in your campaign.

[@nicktobias9661]

Wasn't the president of Ukraine a comedian

[@millsy77]

Slainte

[@rawveganterra]

"Cheers" and tears. Halò.

[@priscillabranch9824]

Thanks!

[@JLCauvin]

Nice! Thanks so much!