_robot couple proposing in the corner_ *eats entire raw grapefruit*
@morgan33276 жыл бұрын
MadmanEpic That was a pomegranate
@vbgvbg11336 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@milez5705 жыл бұрын
i dunno why or how i laughed, but now i cant stop lol
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst5 жыл бұрын
That’s some gangster shit right there
@jm16465 жыл бұрын
My kind of person
@probe17656 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part was serving someone tap water tea and burnt crumpets, then making actual crumpets for yourself.
@bawlstars78576 жыл бұрын
The saddest part is that I actually drank tap water tea, made by my own classmates in my school
@goddamnit4265 жыл бұрын
@@bawlstars7857 tap water is perfectly ok tho
@dogntbad5 жыл бұрын
The brains of this madman
@minosprimegaming14005 жыл бұрын
@@goddamnit426 hes probably a brit
@akidpogi274 жыл бұрын
Aaaa
@jvyden46 жыл бұрын
[walks into restaurant] [immediately gets hit in the face with cork] [then gets hit with notepad]
@ВадимГрозов-я6п6 жыл бұрын
jvyden lol
@contentcooler51005 жыл бұрын
[then gets hit by wine bottle]
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst5 жыл бұрын
Standard stuff
@jayfeatherfan47545 жыл бұрын
WHY IS YOUR COMENT SO FUNNY
@winterblox15 жыл бұрын
[then gives no reaction whatsoever]
@heklek18286 жыл бұрын
His movements just make it 10x Better
@metroidhunter9656 жыл бұрын
Heklek182 the flailing, the damn flailing is the best
@asign55156 жыл бұрын
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING *thumbs up*
@bombtastic29526 жыл бұрын
4:08
@thesuperpunmaster63695 жыл бұрын
Seizures that's all I see
@tylerlee3285 жыл бұрын
You can really feel the stress
@K_T0NE6 жыл бұрын
*breaks the microwave door by opening it the wrong way* "WAIT NO STOP" *gently fixes it* "There..."
@Speed_SMO Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, 5 years later we found that that glitch saves a TON of time!
@Gixin6 жыл бұрын
3:08 Chefs would put their own twist on the dish, adding addiontional food items known as we are almost there!
@CommentIsUnrelated6 жыл бұрын
"That's so overdone it could be a meme." is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
@christinekaiser88066 жыл бұрын
So is this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
@chloelastname48785 жыл бұрын
@@christinekaiser8806 lol wut
@babahi-ty7kc4 жыл бұрын
@@christinekaiser8806 Can you just watch your mouth?😡
@christalmeph6 жыл бұрын
2:11 Oh, it broke. Now lemme get ano- Dammit! Imma get anothe- *COME ON! GIMME ONE!*
@metroidhunter9656 жыл бұрын
i'm so dumb that i say: *throws wine bottle at the frenchbot*
@metroidhunter9656 жыл бұрын
(Shows sign of Aggression) Frenchbot: (waves white flag)
@Kya105 жыл бұрын
i'm so dumb that i say: My favourite part xDDD Just flat crushing wine with the door and throwing it into the bot 😂😂😂
@ardians82414 жыл бұрын
Me too! XD
@hwhaht6 жыл бұрын
"It's so overdone it could be a meme" -Bot Ramsay
@steaksnbeer4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the health inspector walking in and seeing a human chugging some brown liquid straight from the blender
@senorlechuga88326 жыл бұрын
4:43 Well... you can say that the song was lit
@Marcsine6 жыл бұрын
stop
@redrock93195 жыл бұрын
... it. Get some help
@AlphaJnx5 жыл бұрын
sans be like:Heh nice
@arctic_memes_oninsta28145 жыл бұрын
Wtf...?
@NeonWasInUse5 жыл бұрын
Señor Lechuga maybe I should check it out, sounds SUPER fire.
@Fazan_816 жыл бұрын
0:36 "The smoothie is one of them looks good."
@BanDana-D6 жыл бұрын
I just love when they mess around during free time in speedruns
@lucashuskey28285 жыл бұрын
You: Mom can we get McDonald’s? Mom: We have food at home Food at home; 1:30
@grandmasteryoda26054 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen so many “can we get [thing] at home” memes it’s nice to see McDonalds back in that spot
@whitescrew74766 жыл бұрын
I love his little hand gestures
@derppug79116 жыл бұрын
2:23 Made me laugh so hard.
@omherobrine29495 жыл бұрын
2:12
@computer_dude5 жыл бұрын
@@omherobrine2949 Before he had a mental breakdown attacking the customers with a bottle of wine.
@arthurthekyogre91554 жыл бұрын
*Y E E T*
@iservecommunismlad5246 жыл бұрын
7:18 best part drink the insects Petty human
@redrock93195 жыл бұрын
*Windows Blue Screen of Death
@danatay55086 жыл бұрын
Throws paper at monitor* *Paper causes the monitor to have sparks and sets the whole restaurant on fire*
@christinekaiser88066 жыл бұрын
10000000000$ monitor vs 1$ paper
@collinm93966 жыл бұрын
@@christinekaiser8806 0,50 cent
@kontatsu31006 жыл бұрын
My son is allergic to tomatoes. Puts tomatoes in pizza. I can taste tomatoes. **points at kid dying with happiness**
@gilli86696 жыл бұрын
2:15, That bottle smashing
@Viraxian5 жыл бұрын
3:08 this guy makes 3 seconds look slow
@Saladbarisunavailable6 жыл бұрын
Literally “fast food”
@notearslefttocry9466 жыл бұрын
WHEN THE BOTTLES KEPT BREAKING 😂😂
@ChrispyBoiYTP4 жыл бұрын
“You are a proper gourmet chef” *eats 99% of the made food*
@NicoNikoNick6 жыл бұрын
lmao 5:23 "I *EMOTION* you."
@jbox55086 жыл бұрын
When the guy came to record him do the protein pill thing, I just imagine watching an episode of a chef going mad and throwing shit into blenders at hyperspeed and eating a meat cube without hesitation HAHA
@saktiplayzindo72046 жыл бұрын
Wtf is that i laughing so hard
@mattkins7525 жыл бұрын
Its the great speed runners like you that do extra things that makes the video more entertaining, like randomly throwing wine bottles and everything
@cheesewizard39655 жыл бұрын
Personal highlights: -Jitters cause them to break a wine bottle 3 times in-a-row -Hits a perfect nae nae after putting on the music -Breaks the sprinkler system by throwing bread at it -Drinks garbage smoothie to stop the health inspector from finding out about it -Starts visibly freaking out when they find out they’re gonna be on a reality show -Makes a pile of toast
@kraintorent456 жыл бұрын
gordon ramsay would be proud
@crispyMP35 жыл бұрын
Bot Ramsay*
@Evanswift6 жыл бұрын
I was dying when he made the sandwich. He accidentally took a bite of two sandwhiches, stacked about 3 slices, tossed it in the air to complete it. The moved on to the next task and beaned the French bot with a cork. Hilarious
@orcatwonami6 жыл бұрын
0:12 when you haven’t done your project and it’s due tomorrow
@dogntbad5 жыл бұрын
The brains, humor and how he speedruns is so perfect this guy is too underrated
@brolyonsome39636 жыл бұрын
If cooking ever actually gets this easy you'd be making hella money
@GhostlyDeo6 жыл бұрын
“This episode is going to be fantastic” Does everything at the speed of light
@mrmacintosh015 жыл бұрын
Child robot: (Gets poisoned by chef and starts dying) Marcsine: *GOOD, GOOD, THUMBS UP.*
@avoumen14625 жыл бұрын
I like how those robots are just getting bullied... You are trowing a fricking wine bottle on them 😂
@jomie825 жыл бұрын
if i saw my chef moving like this and rapidly giving two thumbs up to himself i’d be seriously concerned
@totallyismeza6 жыл бұрын
2:10 best part xd
@ВадимГрозов-я6п6 жыл бұрын
Zhe_meza33 xD
@lukanelis69726 жыл бұрын
Flash: i'm the fastest man alive! Job Simulator Speedrunner: Hold my beer
@strongcapybara56465 жыл бұрын
Hold my food
@void18244 жыл бұрын
Hold my *grapejuice*
@mr.mermit61895 жыл бұрын
5:40 Was... was he just doing the... This guys a legend!
@eviefrye97654 жыл бұрын
The ultimate smug dance!!! He is secretly the hat child o.o
@MonicasBakery5 жыл бұрын
4:10 when you realize you killed the kid who stole your chocolate milk when you were in 5th grade
@comicwaterz83465 жыл бұрын
Job Bot: “Hello Human! This is an accurate Simulation of G O U R M E T. C H E F. “ This Speedrunner: *”FOOL I WAS A GOURMET CHEF!”*
@josephrobertson69666 жыл бұрын
I love how this dude just aggressively throws stuff at people.
@breadboy34374 жыл бұрын
I love these speedruns and how the runner screws around in the middle of the run
@normalcat5 жыл бұрын
10:56 bot: Okay bring in the talent. *constantly duplicates meatballs and aggressively throws them on the grill*
@keahd68075 жыл бұрын
i would love to eat where you can see paper flying out of the kitchen every 10 seconds
@deactivated.12544 жыл бұрын
You.. make this 10x better with all the hand movements and extra things ya did, I am definitely subbing with notifications. Imma go binge your other videos after ♡
@guillermolopezjaime1544 жыл бұрын
3:49 man is so hilarious than you trow every item in the kitchen to the customers
@ing125425 жыл бұрын
Girl: Come here. Me: I can't, Im cooking. Girl: My parents is not home. Me:
@Sploo2564 жыл бұрын
9:35 *Wohohoho what a fascinating dish!* 9:46 *_MMMMM THIS IS IUH_*
@s_t_r_a_y_e_d6 жыл бұрын
I love that instead of boring surgical speedrunning you're just ABSOLUTE CHAOS
@mjohn43756 жыл бұрын
The way you speedrun this...am I the only one who wants this person to get on an upcoming GDQ?
@KNightshade66 жыл бұрын
3:10 "Additional food items as we are almost there"
@headset67055 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay would be proud, atleast he's not yelling wheres the lamb sauce at you, or that the bass is raw.
@spyrax3703 жыл бұрын
"That's so overdone, it could be a meme." Best line I've heard, all day. 😂
@artisticpieceoftrash40445 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Human: drinks old fruit and bug juice
@bamspacegamer20894 жыл бұрын
This guy is the most sassiest savage speedrunner in job simulator I have ever seen my life
@reknostarfox46906 жыл бұрын
Any normal speedrunner in this video. P.S. 2:11 when you tried to pick up wine at OVER 9000 km/h
@hel27275 жыл бұрын
I died when you threw the bottle of wine at the bot lmao
@Potatic4 жыл бұрын
chefs would also put their own twist on the dish, adding additional food items known as _we are almost there_
@GarethJason5 жыл бұрын
10:17 the bang from you throwing the fire extinguisher killed me hahahahaha
@Ziomus9336 жыл бұрын
Everything is just flying in this kitchen
@Iuciel7075 жыл бұрын
2:11 this is an amazing bit, you can feel the panic in it and at the end he just hurls the botte at the guy at mach 4
@Cattois5 жыл бұрын
I just can imagine him in the reality moving his arms desperately
@zaps35945 жыл бұрын
BOT: Pizza is a combination of bread tomato and cheese Italian guy: *intense and disturbing noises*
@ethannguyen7114 жыл бұрын
"Timmy is also alergic to warmth" *The Sun*
@radio65244 жыл бұрын
2:10 this mans sheer chaotic energy caused a wine bottle to shatter with a single touch amazing
@ah-sh2fj6 жыл бұрын
You’re truly an entertainer, you should post more vr
@takemehome57495 жыл бұрын
I love it how his first thing in mind when being told to get rid of the flies are to blend it and drink it.
@SirFooplesTheThird4 жыл бұрын
him accidentally smashing two wine bottles at 2:15 made me wheeze so fucking hard i legit almost lost conciousness
@chloelastname48785 жыл бұрын
*"everyone is following along at home"* I doubt any one could keep up with him... some bot is at his house flying around the kitchen grabbing random ingredients XD
@shibuinu11724 жыл бұрын
Me watching you speed run Mom: clean the bathroom Me: starts speed cleaning the bathroom while listening to music Took 9 minutes 30 seconds, same time as when the song ended ( "steampianist&nai - scrap boy" if you're wondering )
@slothykoala69386 жыл бұрын
"It's so overdone it could be a meme" like DAMN BRUH WHY U GONNA PUT US DOWN LIKE DAT LIKE WE AINT NEVER DONE NOTHIN TO U
@bombtastic29526 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay is a meme
@Nafinafnaf3 жыл бұрын
This is the sassiest and funniest speed runner I have ever seen
@iamuli44144 жыл бұрын
imagine entering a restaurant and this guy is serving you and throwing at you every type of things
@rayquazanova41464 жыл бұрын
Job Bot: Here comes the health inspector Marcsine: *Drinking Oiled fruit bug juice*
@homemadechaosYT5 жыл бұрын
Accurate representation of working at the McDonald's during rush hour
@cuongchau62095 жыл бұрын
2:15 *Tries to grab a wine bottle just to fill the cup all the way up*
@Cartendo184 жыл бұрын
Inspector sees the chef drinking bug juice. "Ugh, that's questionable" 😩👌
@legionbeast5 жыл бұрын
-Goes to pour more wine because the bot is a snooty prick who wants more. -Bottle shatters for no reason -toss it -grab another -it explodes in his hand -grab another -it explodes too -grab another, carefully -finish topping up the cup -dude starts to spout something with a french accent -smash bottle on his head *Perfection*
@daikenkun5 жыл бұрын
If im the manager... I will hire him.
@youtubechannel99815 жыл бұрын
I wore earphones and the voice of the robot is kind of satisfying
@babahi-ty7kc4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how he moves rambunctious and so much noise especially the part where he breaks the grape juice too! Lol 🤣
@franciscocamarenapuentes56775 жыл бұрын
Imagine the service in restaurants if humans didn't have the risk of injury
@Nealll5 жыл бұрын
When you’re the only mind-reading shop in town
@putyournamehere8115 ай бұрын
I love how they try to film a TV show, but the man speeding through all the steps and they can’t even get a second worth a video
@E3kHatena5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when the lemon toast would come into play and I was not disappointed in the slightest.
@tensaittt6 жыл бұрын
Bruh. It was hilarious! I didn't laugh so hard for a long time. Also speedrun has really high quality. Well done bro, and thank you for all your Job Simulator videos, love all if them
@martiansyrup43316 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into the restraunt and the chef just throws a wine cap at you
@BeanDip1255 жыл бұрын
Causally gets served applesauce and CD on toast
@thricecubegelida6 жыл бұрын
"Soup and Bread Soup Soup"
@kotshahter9814 жыл бұрын
Soup and bread slice soup
@andotus76375 жыл бұрын
throwing the bottle at the French guy was the best bit
@videogamemusic29625 жыл бұрын
TVBot: This’ll be a great episode! Me: It’ll be a bit of a short episode.
@ozapy6 жыл бұрын
Me: I EMOTION you so much! Will you be mine for AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF TIME my dear? Her: *powers down* Me: . . . *processing* . . .
@Cam-VR2 жыл бұрын
0:35 the smoothie looks good
@thepixelatedcactus71526 жыл бұрын
That mixtape is lit.
@LúcioOW25 жыл бұрын
sToLeN
@ВадимГрозов-я6п6 жыл бұрын
I realise how is it will be on real life
@CallSignAlza5 жыл бұрын
This man took 3 injections of adrenaline before this video
@gainingxp49225 жыл бұрын
Goerdon Ramsay: "This water is over seasoned it's raw smell it smell that water it's disgusting"