Ah, yes, Xerxes, the 7 foot tall troll with a permanent witness protection voice filter.
@mucy28077 ай бұрын
Haha lol 😂😂😂
@Jerry-yr1en7 ай бұрын
He was tall and muscular tho no doubt this probably an exaggeration die to his power
@sophanithphon6 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂😂
@praveenhp5805 ай бұрын
😂
@lailaland65875 ай бұрын
et 15 pouces entre les jambes
@parsarustami7748 ай бұрын
If ancient persians came back to life and they seeing how they were depicted in hollywood movies, they would've invade greece again. but this time with better strategy
@karonga6298 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@its_a_me_kasean62428 ай бұрын
You do know this is a comic adaptation right?
@hamster28458 ай бұрын
Now I just zerg the 300 with throwaway troops.
@parsarustami7748 ай бұрын
@@its_a_me_kasean6242 all of the movies about persians are wrong, not just this one. Also nobody cares about comic books, people believe whatever they see.
@constipatedparker58798 ай бұрын
@@parsarustami774what the hell are you talking about? They literally told the audience in the opening that this is based on the 300 graphic novel.
@nomad86907 ай бұрын
One dip and he became zesty as hell
@komradkookoo7 ай бұрын
He became one of the Kardashians
@Warsteel557 ай бұрын
Dude for sure! The way he looked at Leonidas was sus
@theshapeexists7 ай бұрын
The cool ranch Dorito of gods. Like putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.
@akuba-ch9wv7 ай бұрын
Pre-zesty Xerxes looks like Oscar Issac ngl
@Warsteel557 ай бұрын
@@akuba-ch9wv facts!
@florinivan69077 ай бұрын
'he stumbled upon a hermits cave' ah yes the days when hermits lived in groups
@Bolognabeef6 ай бұрын
It's probably hermit's not hermits
@John.McMillan6 ай бұрын
@@Bolognabeef There were multiple in there though
@Punipunpi_panda6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Monty python skit
@julieparry38886 ай бұрын
Yeah I thought that surely that negates the term." Hermit"
@didelphidae52284 ай бұрын
Ahh, the pre-4chan days.
@Dr.Ngegitigegitibaba8 ай бұрын
Never have I seen a God-King with Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms flared out to his sides as if he had the Lats of Schwarzenegger.
@LouieTzepher7 ай бұрын
This made me lol.
@threetreasures76987 ай бұрын
That’s just what I thought!! “Imaginary Lat Syndrome”. Lol 😂
@MIK234587 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the sucked in stomach.
@chriscraven93357 ай бұрын
Connor MacGregor had ILS bad in the Road House redo
@jhnyjoejoe697 ай бұрын
I have it, because i used to body build and so the posture stays even tho my arms are slim now. It's probably because i still have some back muscle and seratus anterior muscle.
@ApetureTestSubject8 ай бұрын
Well... wonderful to get a long and complex backstory for a villain we've already seen take a spear to the face and bleed.
@FranSanTeeth907 ай бұрын
Yeah...this is terrible.
@nightmare65567 ай бұрын
But in Greek myths gods can bleed.
@ApetureTestSubject7 ай бұрын
@@nightmare6556 Are they ever injured by mortal hands? Cause Leonidus was badass, but was also provably mortal.
@FranSanTeeth907 ай бұрын
@@nightmare6556 Not red blood
@kiddfaz7 ай бұрын
@@ApetureTestSubject I believe Ares specifically was stabbed by a mortal in the Illiad, though I think he did have help from Athena to be fair
@redscarecomixx8 ай бұрын
Producers: Eva, we don't need you to show nudity in this film. Eva:
@Artorion7 ай бұрын
God I love that woman!
@jaybenjamin45637 ай бұрын
They could’ve used Rebeca Ferguson and I’d be even more enamored.
@angoubasanasam74287 ай бұрын
She knows what fans want😊
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv7 ай бұрын
🗡️😊
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv7 ай бұрын
@@jaybenjamin4563Rebecca better with guns than swords right
@HerveMendell8 ай бұрын
Xerxes sure looks the type who enjoyed the bath-houses.
@medusa-tl8uy7 ай бұрын
Gay hehehe 😂
@FAIRYGIRL9115 ай бұрын
Jimmy, do you like movies about gladiators?
@CallousSonnallous4 ай бұрын
@@FAIRYGIRL911 Joey, you ever been to a gymnasium before?
@MA-iv7olКүн бұрын
@@FAIRYGIRL911 😆😆😆
@nikkiberns13657 ай бұрын
I hated this storyline so much because it’s the exact opposite of who Xerxes really was. There are artifacts upon artifacts from Persepolis that STRONGLY indicate he was a hero, a man who cared for his people, even a hunter of demons that plagued his empire (according to a really cool bench now behind glass at UChicago). He even delayed his campaign against Greece-considered just dropping the whole thing-because he was so enamored with his new wife, so in love with her, he didn’t want to leave her side. I know movies are fiction 😅 it just seriously bothered me that such a great man was portrayed so villainously.
@liquidsnake68797 ай бұрын
300 is based on a comic book, not real history
@chawzre7 ай бұрын
Yea that's how they usually do. Make the bad guys look good and bad look good. That's the saying in Hollywood and Freemasonry. Bad is good, good is bad
@rcane68427 ай бұрын
The normies would ignore the comic book reference tho
@JBT428847 ай бұрын
Her name was Esther. ❤ ✝️
@nikkiberns13657 ай бұрын
@@liquidsnake6879 obviously 😂 it’s just SO fictional, it’s irritating to a degree.
@edipi22107 ай бұрын
How Xerxes became a draq Queen.
@armandomorelos25007 ай бұрын
Read about ancient greece they loved little boys
@Ember_Janer7 ай бұрын
@@armandomorelos2500xerxes isn’t Greek
@jasongil-w1m7 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@kawaiionee-chan95577 ай бұрын
@@Ember_Janerhe’s Persian honey
@GhulamMustafa-bl2em7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@davienstrong7 ай бұрын
“High fives for the women, and open mouth tongue kisses for the men”
@11lvr115 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@prettyxbonez964 ай бұрын
Not even surprised if there was truth to this 😂
@davienstrong4 ай бұрын
@@prettyxbonez96 lol it’s from the movie Meet the Spartans
@zupergut30153 ай бұрын
They still do it, look it up their supreme Leader 💀
@Globaldisasternetwork77723 күн бұрын
Thank you for this 😂
@wasifw6737 ай бұрын
A back story no one ever asked for. Xerxes in 300 part 1 was good enough for me as a mysterious god king and for me to speculate how he became like he was.
@lewisnostredame56056 ай бұрын
People literally complain about everything. Part 2 was amazing as someone who loved the 1st one. It's technically still a mystery how he became 'god king' since the explanation is pretty vague.
@DreamGyrl360Ай бұрын
Agreed
@matheus-sm78607 ай бұрын
"Ah, my ancient evil bath technique, haven't used it since the heian era"
@jesterbuddersworth30517 ай бұрын
I assume when leonidas speared him he also took a second to say yuji wasnt shit
@Slv4S8n6667 ай бұрын
He took an evil bath
@kylezimmerman96907 ай бұрын
another JJK enjoyer bravo bravo
@lightdove74 ай бұрын
I love how I find jjk memes in random places.
@JusUltra4 ай бұрын
This truly was our Evil bath kaisen.
@SubhrajitReang3 ай бұрын
"He went as a man but returned as a wo-man"☠️
@Willowy133 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@louseyeshfearlesscreatures60427 ай бұрын
Bro even changed ethnicity
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
But he is still Brazilian
@CluelessHadi7 ай бұрын
He got the pass
@SORENA_FAR7 ай бұрын
There is no black people in Iran
@ultracreador7 ай бұрын
Bruh?
@thebirdhasbeencharged7 ай бұрын
Wo'ah a little british
@willshrek93473 ай бұрын
Dude turn from Homeless Zayn Malik to Super Gay Persian Samuel L Jackson 😂
@aguythatworkstoomuch46247 ай бұрын
He has a golden diaper so he can poo at any time, anywhere, even during a battle, or war, just like a god king should
@kotnapromke7 ай бұрын
Он выглядит как гей. Садо мазо.
@ogunkeyefeyisayo63937 ай бұрын
Are you okay?😂😂
@silverhawkflash7 ай бұрын
It's what separates the gods from the men!
@jamesg66757 ай бұрын
Or trial?
@aguythatworkstoomuch46247 ай бұрын
@@jamesg6675 huh?
@sarthakshrivastava95427 ай бұрын
Xerxes: “For glory’s sake, for vengeance’s sake…..WAR!” Peter Parker: “I missed the part where that’s my problem”.
@tomoslewis96568 ай бұрын
Wild and mythical as this depiction is, I'm just happy they showed us Artemisia.
@blueshit1998 ай бұрын
imagine if Xerxes tripped on his cape in front of all those Persians and fell down while trying to turn back 2:48
@reecemorris98208 ай бұрын
That would be the Joe Biden version of Xerxes
@pringals4207 ай бұрын
Lmao i was just about to mention joe biden.@@reecemorris9820
@priscillaramos59737 ай бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw that too😭
@johnwells75667 ай бұрын
Real men wear diapers... Golden ones!
@paulostatic84974 ай бұрын
That would be Meet the Spartans.
@quarzoazzurro7 ай бұрын
Xerxes : " Nothing will stop the march of my Empire ". Obi wan : " Your new Empire ?.... "
@spaceycaveco.6983 ай бұрын
Palpatine: Nothing will stop the march of my Em- you GODDAMN EWOKS!"
@0zone_X-u9x7 ай бұрын
2:50 "Wo is coming to Grease"
@RoiLang4 ай бұрын
I saw this and I heard it right after lol
@argentinaballxd90462 ай бұрын
WoOo
@808rocker8087 ай бұрын
He looked way hotter before with his hair and beard.
@Inkaa1tarot7 ай бұрын
my point exactly! 😂
@kawaiionee-chan95577 ай бұрын
@@Inkaa1tarotwayyy better
@12Imams12MahdisFollowerofAba7 ай бұрын
Nah he looked better Brown 🟤🤎
@nickdillon51387 ай бұрын
Exactly my thinking! lol
@xyPERSON6 ай бұрын
Agreed. Artemisia's "makeover" of him did him no favors in the end.
@stephenjmate7 ай бұрын
I knew it was cersei the moment i hear her voice. So convincing
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Yess
@mercykyallo86077 ай бұрын
so persuasive ❤
@Gooberpatrol667 ай бұрын
1:02 The tater tots after you pull them out of the fryer:
@harshapatil55068 ай бұрын
GLABROUS and Smooth!!! Always gets me🤣
@concernedhuman4368 ай бұрын
The fullest bore
@IdgaradLyracant7 ай бұрын
Because it is redundant, Glabrous means smooth.
@eF_cz7 ай бұрын
That's some product placement, right?
@Duong-dc6cm7 ай бұрын
He became Jojo characters
@carlotulio34116 ай бұрын
"They're putting things in the water to turn the frogs gay"
@spaceycaveco.6983 ай бұрын
That damned Xerxes is a globalist coming to spray chemicals in the air and put GMOs in everyone's lambchops and bread.
@ravenralph1237 ай бұрын
It really wished there's a part 3 of 300, as The Persians utterly got defeated and decimated at the seas. But they still have the strongest forces on the land vs the Greeks so wanted to see that in film.
@Killdozer3037 ай бұрын
Looks like theres one 300 resurgence in the works. No details yet.
@andrealettich7 ай бұрын
@@Killdozer303noo noo really?
@TheAmericanPrometheus7 ай бұрын
@@andrealettich yeah the third one is called "Blood and Ashes" and will be about Alexander the Great's conquest of Persia
@reubenmanners52098 ай бұрын
The first one was still better
@ApexPunisherX8 ай бұрын
Ya think?! 🤣
@patriciahofer87048 ай бұрын
Infinitely
@xXAmightzXx7 ай бұрын
no shit
@Me-ws5zt7 ай бұрын
Men control empires, women control men who control empires.
@hazardeur6 ай бұрын
in movies maybe
@noldimadao46188 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure thats kardashian pools.....
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Neftegna4 ай бұрын
His eyes blazed like scarlet coals. He was stripped, cleansed, glabrous and smooth. Xerxes was reborn a God!
@margaretwarner10958 ай бұрын
Xerxes has always had a touched by Slaanesh vibe. All we need is an arthropod claw and a maybe a breast or three and bam we have a daemon prince.
@Lahsuk98918 ай бұрын
Mark of Chaos indeed. If only the Iron Hands were here, they would've relished the opportunity of ridding this world of vile Slaanesh scum.
@RayNori-np6es7 ай бұрын
00:38 in South Africa right now and reading 😂😂😂😂😂 wild
@Lahsuk98917 ай бұрын
@@RayNori-np6es no correct time to purge chaos; it is a 24x7 job.
@jacobwiren81427 ай бұрын
Yeah but you can apply those traits to anyone and they would look like a daemon prince.
@Koronia0473 ай бұрын
Touched by Slaanesh but controlled by a Herald of Tzeentch!
@ironwarrer8 ай бұрын
These Greco-Persian Wars seen too exaggerated!🗿☝️😆
@Melior_Traiano8 ай бұрын
On paper the Persians should have conquered Greece within a matter of weeks. The fact that they didn't is thanks to those Spartans and Athenians. Without them Western civilisation would look entirely different. After the Athenians had won the Battle of Marathon they did a forced march to arrive back at Athens so that they would arrive there before the Persian fleet.
@biswaranjanmallick74076 ай бұрын
@@Melior_Traiano Lol the Persians were the real heroes
@Melior_Traiano6 ай бұрын
@@biswaranjanmallick7407 Well, they were decimated on the battlefield, both on land and on sea. And Alexander the Great then turned the tables and gave the Persians a taste of their own medicine.
@3dhardway7 ай бұрын
And this is how Xerxes improved his draft stock and was drafted #1 overall by the Washington Wizards.
@hamidreza737 ай бұрын
The biggest empire that the world has ever seen. The Achaemenid dynasty is unbelievable💚
@SG-pb5v5 ай бұрын
poor abdullah hasn't heard of the British yet
@sportinlife17 ай бұрын
Next Halloween I’m dressing like xerxes 🙌
@sentrygolddenn25527 ай бұрын
Good luck in not getting arrested and getting us up to speed
@sportinlife16 ай бұрын
@@sentrygolddenn2552 I’ll be ok. I’m in nyc. The freak show capital of the planet 🙌
@sentrygolddenn25526 ай бұрын
@@sportinlife1 but you have to be like a gold human
@blessygracemagallanes91452 ай бұрын
Okay holloween is now..
@courtneyclark12157 ай бұрын
And in that darkness, Xerxes discovered...NAIR
@dancronin8267 ай бұрын
Even A God King can have a golden shower
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Good golden shower
@lethabrooks91126 ай бұрын
So Historically Inaccurate but enjoyable to watch
@s3v3n37 ай бұрын
I always love this scene, especially this movie because of the Mesopotamian and Greek tones, even though it's not really historically accurate. I kind of wish they made Xerxes into an Anunnaki god being about 12-15ft tall, but he's really 8ft tall, nearly the height of Goliath. The Anunnaki couldn't die, but their descendants could, making Xerxes a mortal even when he was divine (or claimed to be). Either way I love ancient Mesopotamian myth and art, so I love the way they made him like that.
@dylanbarnes91957 ай бұрын
Cyrus was more of god king then his great grandson Xerxes. Cyrus conquered the known world.
@TK-un1puАй бұрын
Artemisia was a beast!!! I love the scene with the arrow and how she just calmly walks away!!! ❤❤❤
@Kritacul3 ай бұрын
It’s kind of scary when you think about it that 300 men were able to take out over 20% of his entire army. So what did he think was going to happen when the entire army decided to assemble and go fight him? 😅
@parsarustami7742 ай бұрын
It's kind of scary that you actually think that's what happened in the real world. and I'm not even gonna talk about the way the persians were depicted.
@caonguyentranquoc94876 ай бұрын
Dude went from Conchita Wurst to Golden Frieza in a split of minute. Cool.
@SonOfTheLordGod_010 күн бұрын
Xerxes walk as if he came back from Diddy's party.
@TurnOntheBrightLights.7 күн бұрын
Lmao
@rockgangsters60928 ай бұрын
Eva Grren is 🔥
@D4RKxHOR1ZoN8 ай бұрын
I walked out of the theater on this one lol.
@anarchistangler8 ай бұрын
Are you from Iran by any chance?
@Jusskohh7 ай бұрын
No, i’m from japan
@Lightsoul19872 ай бұрын
"Xerxes was reborn as a god" And Leonidas showed him that gods can also bleed.
@augustinadriancristea58736 ай бұрын
Xerxes with Waah Powa as a leader of the Orc in Warhammer: *WAAAHH HH!*
@joshuacovey3437Ай бұрын
Eva Green is the only reason to watch this sequel
@dshock858 ай бұрын
They should rename this film..."An Unbiased History of Sparta" ..... I realize now after binging on Dovahatty videos
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent7 ай бұрын
A perfect example of how someone can become brainwashed and manipulated to become a monster, via the actions of a few. Xerxes a victim to the actions of one that wanted to create a god that they could control.
@tamhead14 ай бұрын
Am I in another timeline...because that chain was in his nose, right? Lol.
@diethster29 күн бұрын
Damn he really looked like Sherrif of Nottingham Alan Rickman
@EmmanuelChukwu-tn4st5 ай бұрын
All this story, and he looks like the king of all gay men
@bljabl16 күн бұрын
Guy at 0:40 looks very much like Alan Rickman IMO
@therearenoshortcuts98687 ай бұрын
He became Stunning and Brave
@thabangmatjomane64697 ай бұрын
2:27 is that Bellingham's Celebration? 😅
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Oo yes I see that too 😅😅
@HarBosSar3 ай бұрын
Xerxes the Twunk 😂
@tripontube3657 ай бұрын
From a Prince of Persia to become the Saitama
@ineedmorecarrots60637 ай бұрын
bro came poor and emerged from that water bald and iced up
@arnieldegracia705817 күн бұрын
He had a lot of body piercing while underwater🎉🎉🎉
@dancemaniac38684 ай бұрын
If i have to lose my full head of hair to become a god king i choose my hair.
@John.McMillan6 ай бұрын
This feels like something I would see on Dovahatty's channel.
@Jm6497 ай бұрын
Scissor me timbers!
@ccf31957 ай бұрын
Long Live King Leonidas and The 300 Spartans
@منصةشمر7 ай бұрын
Lon King Leonidas 300 main
@isaacmensahboadu92187 ай бұрын
Our king Leonidas
@hollowme20917 ай бұрын
A movie that its trailer was better than the movie itself.
@HummaKavula-DontVoteForStupid7 ай бұрын
This might not have been a great film, but, dammit, Eva Green kills everything that she’s in. Maybe I’m just partial, but I love watching that woman perform. She’s just great in everything she does. She can’t help that she keeps getting continually cast in lousy movies.
@DoggosAndJiuJitsuАй бұрын
This video should have been called “How To Ruin An Amazing Movie With A Sequel.”
@MaryMoore-Howell8 күн бұрын
Pure energy can be in any form and all forms as it is everything and everyone. Experience life threw all and all things. Live and Love. This is why when you judge a other person you judge yourself as you are..UR..c youryourself as ur...your own...
@Davislondon-mw7pz5 ай бұрын
The walk alone had me looking like shhhhhhhhhiiiit
@_MaZTeR_7 ай бұрын
Man she would've been an excellent Yennefer of Vengerberg in a proper Witcher show or film.
@umfa98177 ай бұрын
Average mythical version of every minor conflict in chinese and indian history be like:
@Buggsiess3 ай бұрын
Bro became Johnny Sins
@zedmak2 ай бұрын
The battle scenes were awesome
@yezki87 ай бұрын
Fun fact, based on the match up between The book of Eshter (Old Testament, The Bible) and history timeline, this stand user looking dude is supposed to be Eshter's husband, and the savior of the Israelite
@ravenwraith10172 ай бұрын
yeah no. That is nothing more than a fairy tale.
@ravenwraith10172 ай бұрын
A Jewish queen would have flown in the face of Persian Noble tradition, no way in hell it was actually happening. Again, a fairy tale.
@sandeepkhadka63177 ай бұрын
So the original Xerxes was clearly killed in the pond and replaced with a fake one. Those who dearly knew and trusted him were killed, and those who did not know him were convinced by divine intervention. I suppose that's what happened.
@YurinanAcquiline7 ай бұрын
that is what I thought happened too.
@11gugugaga118 ай бұрын
All that been said why on earth is xerxes in diapers?
@RHW-SLD8 ай бұрын
for the same reason that Biden
@aguythatworkstoomuch46248 ай бұрын
He made a poo. He has a problem with poo
@marshamclean28937 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@mellttabor21347 ай бұрын
Because the movie won’t let the man just hang OUT
@michealpangowish92927 ай бұрын
Because he's baby smooth now
@jcy0896 ай бұрын
Bro went through chemo, lost his hair and damaged his trachea by dipping in the radiation pool. The “priests” were all mute with cancer and couldn’t warn him 😂
@chris_cashflow6667 ай бұрын
Xerxes was the last of a three great ruling reign. Cyrus then Darius
@ufincАй бұрын
Fun fact: This is strangely lore accurate. Source: I am a historian.
@sovandasoeun98037 ай бұрын
Man after he find a way to Escape IRS.....He become god
@rajahdoha2 ай бұрын
Best Transformation, May be the Only best Transformation seen in Movies..
@AliShAH-pg8sr19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂A film that has made history for itself.
@beastmood66355 күн бұрын
This is a great movie
@gopikrishna45407 ай бұрын
Hollywood know science and emotion…But not reality 🤔
@JPDeshaies-y3i3 ай бұрын
He as ended up trying to steal my bike 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JPDeshaies-y3i3 ай бұрын
Stop mixing for the love of Christ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JPDeshaies-y3i3 ай бұрын
Sparta 2 was a woke show 😂😂😂😂
@MrJustonemorevoice2 ай бұрын
Funny because the actual Xerxes was an engineer and logistician, if not a good military leader. Also, he had a beard XD
@mikalblack87986 ай бұрын
I still have this in 3D... it's worth it too
@laurencefidhburn18453 ай бұрын
2014 was a good year
@Silky_Chan3 ай бұрын
I love how these people become gods of terrorfying awesome beautiful power
@tonyboehmer93112 ай бұрын
Scissor ✂️ me Xerxes ooooohhhh my !!!!
@demonakash686 ай бұрын
She is looking gorgeous ❤
@lauriefields35234 ай бұрын
He's wearing snow tires.
@indigo23653 ай бұрын
can't believe we had Cersei narrate the birth of Xerxes
@districttribute444 ай бұрын
cersei telling the tale of xerxes is crazy
@amitkumarnaik65467 ай бұрын
He become a god king because he have some extra gold now...I suppose...😂😂😂
@sgt_slobber.76287 ай бұрын
HES READY!!!! HES READY!!!!! HES READY to lead the Pride Parade in SF!!!!!!🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈