WTF Happened to STEVEN SEAGAL?

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With hits like ABOVE THE LAW, HARD TO KILL and UNDER SIEGE, Steven Seagal punched and shot and flipped his way to becoming an A-list Hollywood action star in the early 1990s. But over the 2000s, he had taken his trademark ponytail and martial arts skills to a seemingly endless stream of direct-to-video movies. We’ll try not to snap too many bones as we catch up with WTF Happened to Steven Seagal!
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#StevenSeagal #WTFHappenedToThisCelebrity

[@nikkoracela]

Steven Seagal knows aikido, judo, brazilian jiu-jitsu, taekwondo, karate, boxing, and many more dangerous words.

[@wakkythug]

Lol

[@cell9899]

He taught Anderson Silva that Ft kick ko too!!!

[@kevinperkins2438]

He also knows the art of fridge raiding!

[@gertopdebeeck9770]

😂

[@salvadorjimenez2872]

Let's not forget Kung-Food.

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

There should be a Steven Segal GTA mod, you're walking down the street and everyone who you come in contact with, they start doing Akido flips.

[@g-dub1553]

Priceless...

[@lsderna6477]

YEEEESSSSSSSS

[@mikehunt3746]

Hell yeah 🤣

[@sheriffpotatosalad1321]

Hahaha this is a mod I could get behind

[@robwalsh9843]

I do love the Seagal Aikido clothesline.

[@jonnygranville281]

I always feel better about myself after watching Steven Seagal documentaries

[@ShantoShmento]

what about nicholas cage? those 2 are same level of ass acting.

[@Just_Soufian]

The only reason to watch them

[@jibjub2121]

avoid being like him and you can't go far wrong.

[@davidjr2096]

I was watching this video and decided to scroll through comments and I saw this comment and laughed and just when I was about like the comment it was already liked by me and I thought to myself that I saw this video sometime and liked it the first time and again came here for my love of steven seagull and I cant stop myself laughing again! 😄😂

[@dingus6076]

How? Yeah hes a living meme at this point, but he has like a bajillion dollars. You probably dont have a bajillion dollars.

[@jayxtacee5695]

Wow, Machete 2 had Steven Seagal, Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen, how it was possible to fit those 3 egos in one movie is a miracle

[@BlaggRose0279]

3 💩 in a Row

[@mr.electronx9036]

@@BlaggRose0279 holly macaroni 🤣🤣🤣

[@cityhawk]

You’ve hit rock bottom when Rob Schneider makes fun of your career.

[@duplicarus]

I guess you didn’t like The Animal

[@Gonken88]

Yeah Rob Schneider is just worth 30 million which is more than 50 cent, Marilyn Manson and Nick Cage among others. Who's that guy to talk about anything? At least he doesn't have to copy and paste comments.

[@cityhawk]

@@Gonken88 I wasn’t talking about Rob’s finances, I was talking about his movie choices. Does every joke have to be explained now?!

[@Gonken88]

@@cityhawk I know what "you" were getting at but the point I was making is that A/ Rob Schneider is a pretty successful actor thus his opinion may carry some weight and B/ you're an unoriginal prick who copy and pastes comments you've read on similar videos to fish for likes because likes make unoriginal insecure pricks feel gooood. See? You're the one in need of explainations here, but even that you manage to project.

[@robertmounsey4682]

It's the funniest Rob Schneider has been in ages

[@jackjones8363]

The only actor whose hair actually got thicker with age...

[@Pat-RickSmith]

And remember he's not only the hair club president he's also a member.

[@zdravkomomci7570]

Its thicker cos he drinks lightning bolt drink.

[@allaboutmusicmovies9606]

@@zdravkomomci7570 I would love to see a before/after picture on his stomach when he started to drink lightning bolt :)

[@jyesucevitz]

and William Shatner? Elton John? John Travolta?

[@ronyeahright9536]

@@jyesucevitz yeah well at least they didnt color in a "V" shaped hairline with a black sharpie.

[@damnft8218]

Greatest actor ever! This man hasn’t broke character for 30+ years

[@Mark-gg6iy]

"We disagree" - Gypsies.

[@danw1374]

Im hoping one day he is going to say "My whole persona was all just an act" This is the real me.

[@ATLmodK]

@@danw1374 yeah but that will be an act too. I don’t think there is a real Seagal anymore

[@JoeC-zn3uu]

He's a great actor. It's not easy to pretend to be a great martial artist for the majority of his life.😊😊😊😊

[@lxApologizexl]

Nicholas Cage trying not to laugh at the Seagul burn is probably his best acting in his career no cap

[@tacitus6384]

You left out a great story. Apparently at a party at Stallones place, Sly tried to set up a fight between Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven, because Steven had been publicly trashing JCVD. He brought both men outside, JVCD was ready to throw down right there (because he has a very impressive *actual* fight record and Steven is a track record against Aikido sycophants) and Steven made up a bullshit excuse and immediately left. lol.

[@deerlord2363]

It was Van Damme who challenged Seagal after getting tired of his bullshit. Seagal left Stallone's house and went to a nightclub, Van Damme tracked him down to challenged him again, but Seagal had previously paid the bouncer to let him know if Van Damme showed up at the nightclub so he could disappeared before Van Damme confronted him.

[@BoTheJo]

Lmao. This dude

[@Chuked]

@@deerlord2363 thats so pathetic

[@goosyloose4115]

And the one where he walked off the set of Exit Wounds. He sauntered through a door that dropped him off into the ocean

[@MikkoSimila]

Steven Seagal is Hollywoods very own Big Ed. AND YOU CAN'T GO LOWER THAN BIG ED!!!

[@rubenaerts7284]

He's the living proof of how far a conman can come in this world.

[@jondojondo5115]

Right after Trump, hes second.

[@Pat-RickSmith]

Look who he is friends with one of the biggest grifters ever former president Cheeto McCheese.

[@leighbelk769]

@@jondojondo5115 There’s a pretty big difference between them. Trump is a arrogant asshole, but overall harmless, and does have redeeming qualities. Steven Seagal is a fat bastard who lied his way to the top, and is always trying to keep his remaining fame, which is barely anything.

[@CommanderShepard-wq3wo]

And you’d be remembered poorly because of it

[@leighbelk769]

@Topside’s Cinecade Then how come WW3 hasn’t happened? Not sure if Seagal could cause it, but knowing him he would probably do something and f*ck everything up.

[@oldmanfran5523]

Best thing to come out of Seagal's career, are the Space Ice videos on KZbin

[@DavidMccallister65]

I just can't help but love the fact that every time Steven punched someone in a movie, there was a guy beside the camera smacking two wooden blocks together🤣🤣🤣

[@Doowoo]

Damn ... Steven kicked that guy so hard he fell through the window 14 times!

[@OskarTBrand]

you counted! :D

[@luccirobbins6675]

Broke space and time so bad, dude was having a Groundhog Day experience for those seconds.

[@graveyardclassics]

It's like that Johnny Cage fatality that uppercuts the head off 3 times on mortal Kombat 2

[@Wulfdane]

The problem with Steven Seagal, he bought into his movie persona.

[@yucansuckadee8930]

I agree. Its like Malcolm in the Middle. How do you forget you're playing a character...probably because it's ALL FAKE. The marriages, scandals, kids, clothes, and with mask it's easier now than ever. Every generation before Millennials is stupider and stupider. If you don't believe me, look at Trending on KZbin.

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

He's the world's greatest methodist actor, and he's fooled us all!

[@HalfricanJones]

@@yucansuckadee8930 Oh snap!!! Say it like it is!

[@KafanskaTV]

I think he had that persona even before the movies, so in the movies he was just being himself, at least what he thought he is.

[@seekerfound9150]

when someone's on a long winning streak it get's to them. you see it happen in poker all the time. we might say that when people win for a long enough time, they always put their luck further down the river, so they're fucked when it's time to go upstream.

[@StraightRazorTodd]

Rumour has it he's working on his new 🎥 "Out to the Buffet" 😁 it's the sequel we never knew we needed for "Out for Justice" 😂

[@corygriffiths4394]

Featuring pork chops

[@stevebell4853]

Steven Seagull IS Mason Buffetsmasher IN........Hard To Grill.

[@StraightRazorTodd]

@@stevebell4853 😁😁😂😂

[@StraightRazorTodd]

@@corygriffiths4394 Don't forget the Apple Sauce 😁😁😀😀

[@TofuProductionCinema]

Seagal is literally the Jeremy DeWitte of Hollywood. Edit: and he absolutely runs like a prancing queen.

[@Marcin_z_bloku_obok]

Seagal was so good CIA agent that even CIA didn't know about his secret missions

[@666tickets]

"He killed a puppy... with a tank .... At a cockfight." I freaking died.

[@espatecfuet7968]

​@Epic Rhino Films what are you talking about he was not wrong he clearl held some intel about this cockfighting guy from his former CIA days man he probably single-handed drone-striked what was left of the house after the hit and run with the tank to save america from a greater evil how ddare you to say that steven was in the wrong you'll be reported to the closest inquisitor

[@SkokingProductions]

I thought you made that part up. Then i finnished the video. You cant make this shit up. What a personality haha

[@valerierodger7700]

@@SkokingProductions same!

[@zdravkomomci7570]

I died too He needed a tank to kill a puppy cos he cant fit in a car too many jam donuts

[@johnstrickland3933]

Well do u honestly think that local law enforcement seriously going to take a celebrity an film crew to a extremely dangerous gun raid

[@11bravo1789]

Its actually sad what happened to this man. His first 4 (I liked Under Siege 2 so i say first 5) were awesome. Hard hitting bad ass action. But somewhere after US2… this went terribly wrong.

[@mshappyapple8663]

As he laughed all the way to the bank. He's supposedly living in Russia now and maybe that's where he should stay. Being friends with Putin, especially now?? They are both sick!

[@boomstickcritique902]

Exit Wounds and Glimmer Man aren't terrible either it was around after Exit Wounds he stopped caring. He lost his passion for movies is what happened his drive to make good action films and good work died out he didn't care anymore and was just riding the wave. 1 or 2 of his direct-to-DVD movies are actually worth watching and not bad but the other 98 percent are terrible.

[@harrycooper5231]

I guess you didn't see him run. Nobody that spastic was ever a legitimate black belt in anything, nor believable as an action hero.

[@catwiesel_81]

absolutely. I think he could not take hollywood, it went to his head, he drank his own cool aid too much and it went to a point he was not redeemable anymore and became what we know today

[@johnscilleto]

No it isn’t

[@Ironheart73]

I love that in every movie, Steven Plays some sort of special forces guy even though he is so badly out of shape

[@velocilevon]

What's even funnier is that sometimes it's not even a "former special ops", but an active one... with a belly that Mancubus from Doom would be jealous of.

[@geetee2694]

You guys shouldn't mock a Gravy SeAL that served on Meal Team 6.

[@Ironheart73]

@@geetee2694 Hahahaha

[@dirtymcghee]

When he stabs the bloke with a corkscrew and says " that's for Bobby" . I'll never understand why he didn't say "Screw You!". I hate a wasted pun!

[@deerlord2363]

LOL 🤣 that's a good one

[@dirtymcghee]

@@deerlord2363 Don't encourage me lol

[@UnitSe7en]

"Oops, I corked it."

[@varegab]

Schwarzenegger would say it for sure.

[@dirtymcghee]

@@UnitSe7en stick a cork in it Unit7!

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Steven Seagal is the real life version of a 1980's wrestling heel still trying to make the general public think that wrestling is real.

[@slckb0y65]

well tbh, they don't really hit each other, but the stunt they pull while being built like freakin' fridges is no small feat. same goes for the lucha libre or japanese wrestling, the kind of stunts those guys pull right in front of the audience are freakin' impressive. they'll be the first to say they are entertainers, but that being said i think some of them would hold their own against a martial artist or better yet in a street fight. also it's far more dangerous than one would think, many broke their neck on a wrestling ring. so as fake as the fights themselve are, the performers themselve still deserve respect imho.

[@McRascal]

SlCKB0Y 100% finally someone talking facts! People say wrestling is fake. Well yeah so is a movie or TV series? Professional wrestling is dangerous the bumps they take when they fall on the ring just one of them is painful for a common man. Thanks for this comment!

[@jedite7503]

Seagal reminds me of Ultimate warrior or Goldberg. They take themselves too seriously. They never break kayfabe.

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

@@jedite7503 Both Warrior and Goldberg would be squashed in under 30 seconds at the hands of Sensei Seagal!

[@dixonbeejay]

@@McRascal wrestling is fake nekminute someone gets killed by choke slammed onto concrete🙄🙄🙄

[@leooz8071]

Steven Seagal is such a powerful character that it consumed Steven Frederic Seagal.

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

"Like" a Cancer

[@PrincessofPower84]

I love how every episode, in spite of any actions done on and off the set, you still have a sense of sympathy, hope, or respect for the actor. And then there is this episode, with its complete dearth of all these wonderful nuances. Well done, sir.

[@chrisredfield6274]

The problem is Steven Seagal is one of the nicest guys ever. He's incredibly humble and kind hearted. He just never breaks character. He's been in character since 1985 and hasn't dropped it once. Truly one of the most prolific method actors of our time

[@sidvicious4760]

Had me in the first half, ngl

[@ThorktheShredder]

idk if beating your family up is included in being humble.

[@drb2k580]

Is this Tom Arnold?

[@killyourego1185]

You're funny.

[@mr.anderson9938]

I wanted to roast you but I was the one that 🔥 up bravo

[@dominiqueodom3099]

Steven Seagal is like your dads 12th favorite action hero.

[@PrincessofPower84]

Lmao

[@mantralibre1367]

Dude, embarassing as it is, he was probably his 2nd or 3rd favourite.👀😖😂

[@UncleForHire]

Yeah, my dad can only list his top 10, skips 11 then goes straight to segal at 12

[@joseHernandez-xc4ix]

Fuzzy face DOUGHNUT 🍩😂 HAD ME ROLLING

[@anthonycardenas4994]

2:14 : Steven Seagal was a dollar store Jason Momoa before Jason Momoa was even a thing.

[@MrVisde]

There’s the Tom Arnold story he tells about waiting around for Segal to show up on set. He shows up late and says “Sorry I’m late. I was just reading the best script I’ve ever read in my life…” Tom Arnold: “Wow, really?? Who wrote it??” Segal: “I did.”

[@2112SNEEK]

Obviously Tom Arnold has no sense of humor

[@benjizucker6091]

Didn’t Rob Schneider tell that story in the video

[@standandelivery]

​@@benjizucker6091 yuh

[@ATLmodK]

So humble

[@MedievalFolkDance]

Nothing happened to Steven Seagal. He carried on being Steven Seagal. Even after everyone else realized Steven Seagal was a joke, he doubled down on being Steven Seagal. To this day, he's still Steven Seagal.

[@one80srocker96]

He had a really good run. He had a string of awesome movies. He was that next tough guy in the movies, the next martial arts actor. At some point, it loses its originality. This documentary attempted to play both ends but was mostly aimed at attacking Seagal. Some of the movies the lib narrator attempted to ridicule were really good movies. On Deadly Ground, Under Siege, Under Siege 2, all good movies. Fire Down Below, yeah, Steven Seagal doesn’t exactly have stage presence or the guitar guy image. But he plays, awkward-looking but who cares? And was another good movie. He’s had a successful career. As for being buddies with Putin? Supporting Trump? Good! He’s not a propaganda freak and dumb liberal. He’s not some transgender. That’s someone who’s be in Biden and Obama’s circle. It why go to Russia in 2016 and miss out on Americas last few years of a traditional America? Besides, I don’t care what people’s personal experiences with him were. He had some kick ass movies!

[@MedievalFolkDance]

​@@one80srocker96 You're wrong.

[@one80srocker96]

@@MedievalFolkDance and you took a vaccine, wore a mask on top of it, got Covid anyway, thought you’d be more sick of not for your shot (and booster), blamed the unvaxxed for getting you sick, and will do it all over again. But I’m wrong, right? I’m not wrong.

[@scottwilson6467]

That back break over Stevens knee then head first throw down that elevator shaft was friggin sick man haha ! 😂😂😂

[@Turco949]

Seagal refused to appear in The Expendables because he thought it was spelled The Expandables.

[@danbello440]

When I was a young kid, I asked my father "hey, dad. We own a lot of movies, why dont we own any of Steven Seagal movies?" His answer was "I dont like women trying to be men."

[@albarakati007]

Your dad was jealous of Seagal’s amazing athleticism and gorgeous ponytail.

[@deerlord2363]

@@albarakati007 LOL 🤣

[@HoangVu-wg8tw]

Wise man.

[@Chuked]

@@albarakati007 lmao

[@KayC18]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the funniest comment ever!!!

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Could you imagine Steven Seagal doing commentary on his movies?! Comedy Gold!

[@anomilumiimulimona2924]

God i only wish this would happen! Heck if he did, his sales would would explode!! And by explode, i mean somebody might buy one of his movies.

[@pmp2559]

I can’t understand him he mumbles too much

[@jans2887]

I wish he would do that, I would actually gladly pay for that, to gain insight into his deranged mind

[@kirkterry4308]

Yea each scene would have a long back story of him kicking someone's ass

[@Anonerak2]

He would probably need a stunt double for that too.

[@bpdmf2798]

Asking "what happened" insinuates something has changed. He been the same person his whole life, out just so happens he got made to look good by competent directors and co-stars.

[@keyqchan]

I'm currently in a Steven Seagal blackhole thanks to Space Ice's videos that I stumbled upon a few days ago.

[@MichaelHurdleStudio]

I really wish Steven Seagal sees this. He really needs to see this.

[@greenkoopa]

Even if he watches this, he won't see it

[@Knight766]

He needs to see the Cumtown guys roast him

[@Locadel2003]

He would be still an arrogant person. He thinks is a god

[@bluu_ice6554]

@@Locadel2003 he's a fuckboy

[@MichaelHurdleStudio]

@@Locadel2003 So true.

[@gimmedahhcookies4341]

Where's Steven at today: he broke his wrist karate chopping a 20 piece chicken basket at KFC filming license to eat

[@whoknew2273]

😂😂 You can take that to the Bank

[@steveleslie2170]

His characters name was.... Big Crunch.

[@gimmedahhcookies4341]

@@steveleslie2170 😆 🤣

[@corvus1970]

OMG, that's friggin' hilarious.

[@vx4982]

You should’ve told him that to his face when he was younger

[@spottyblanks5199]

And now Vin Diesel is slowly turning into a new Steven Seagal lol

[@marcuswalters8093]

What I love about his film titles is that almost all could have had the tagline, "Steven Seagal is...."

[@markiangooley]

I would really like him to be in a movie called The Fat Man…

[@TheSunMoon]

These days, he's always an ex-Special Force in films 🤣

[@rext8949]

Actually a lonely ex only...

[@kevinwoodsofficial]

These days? 😋😂

[@mateiyu-4082]

There's something particularly sad and pathetic about that man desperately trying to live out his fantasies...

[@maxacorn]

these days? dude.........that's EVERY character he plays.

[@fattiger6957]

Steven Seagul may actually be Frank Dux in disguise. Look up that guy. He makes Seagull's claims sound realistic and logical.

[@19torento]

When Tommy Lee Jones is the nice actor in your movie and he's playing a villain, you're in serious trouble.

[@Locadel2003]

He was actually a villain in Batman Forever, Mechanic Resurrection & The fugitive

[@Whatchamawhozit]

Under Siege made me go back and pay more attention to his older flicks. I really did write TLJ off in the mid 80's

[@19torento]

@@Whatchamawhozit I think my favorite Jones movie might actually be from the mid 1980s, River Rat.

[@deborahrogersroderick233]

I love Tommy Lee John's. Rhodes Scholar, shared dorm room at Harvard with Kriss Krissofferson. Not one roll, where he. Ceases to becomes himself, and becomes the role

[@devindalton4688]

This feels like Tommy Lee Jones hate and I will not stand for that, Tommy Lee Jones is awesome. Men In Black, The Fugitive, No Country For Old Men, Captain America, etc. Dude's great.

[@MrKbtor2]

Best quality bio-doc I've ever seen. Truly witty.

[@oliverjacobson3371]

I love that i was just listenen to O&A and lil jimmy, so can tell you good peeps. I dropped you a sub.

[@Dasalsim]

30 minutes of pure entertainment, which is 30 minutes more than any Straight to DVD movie Seagal has made.

[@thegreywanderer8427]

He simply got old but refused to retire. Most likely as he got older he stopped training his body too, and the diet he was used to started fattening him.

[@allsticknocarrot7418]

Yeah, too much Pizza!🍕😌

[@robwalsh9843]

I tried "watching" some of his recent movies. It's bizarre how he does action now. Often, he's billed as the main character when its usually a younger actor who is doing a majority the aggressive choreography work. In most scenes, he sits down. And the camera uses badly edited close shots of him doing kung fu strikes instead of the aikido he was known for.

[@quakethedoombringer]

Honestly, if Steven had just retired in the late 90s, early 2000s, he would have been more well received. Instead he gains a bunch of weight (and ego) while barely upping his acting skill, so now he's basically a meme

[@underthetrees4780]

@@quakethedoombringer if Fire Down Below was his last movie he'd have gone off into the sunset with respect. 10 year old me loved that movie.

[@bodyno3158]

@@quakethedoombringer Probably the mafia racketeering shit, he can't stop. But without mafia shit probably we won't even know his name. Free things usually are just things with price that you aren't aware of, when someone gives you an overly excellent offer, better be quick to ask him "how you gonna exploit me later?".

[@NeetavaArgonian]

I still think that Under Siege is his best film followed by Out for Justice.

[@precursors]

21:45 "Urban Justice" LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mulder1979]

Lol. When I googled Steven Seagal it says that he is a 'Special emissary for the American-Russian humanitarian relations'. I kid you not.

[@mateiyu-4082]

I'm beginning to suspect he was just a pawn in Putin's plan of worldwide trolling...

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

He's the Dennis Rodman to Putin's Kim.

[@angelajohnson6659]

He's Putin s second pawn !Humpty trumpty is Putin's main pawn!Thank God Putin won't have Biden as his puppet! It took four years to get Humpty trumpty out but finally he's gone!Lock him up!

[@sandyn3384]

Sooo..hes a go between messenger boy..

[@lueymeteora1410]

@@angelajohnson6659 Political much? Geez, this video has nothing to do with Trump/ Biden!

[@sohelalamrana]

"a fictional book based on reality" , the best thing I heard after a long while

[@djdjxjxmxm675]

Love how you mentioned the Killswitch Editing clip. I bought that movie from dollar tree years ago and just died laughing after seeing an instant replay of the guy flying out the window and some edits blatantly looks like he jumped😂

[@NevaG2190]

"The Warner Brothers.... and their sister Dot.." thanks for that my good man 🤣👏🏾👏🏾

[@dealpha3698]

Imagine if Steven and Micheal Bay make a film together “explosions everywhere”

[@jonahsyanez6560]

That idea itself was explosive.

[@bringingyoulag4496]

if it's a Seagal movie then the title needs to be 3 worded, like "Big Explosions Everywhere"

[@TyyTheFlyGuy]

Also some jazz guitar scenes.

[@1pcfred]

It would be a 2 hour long explosion that started in the opening credits and kept going until the end. The 3D version would be a huge hit with today's audience.

[@Porkys_Butthole]

He literally gets fatter every morning. In some movies he gets fatter during the movie. Look at Under Siege, he's chunkier by the end.

[@christaylor7916]

Literally laughed so hard at your comment I snorted 💀

[@LV-426...]

This was super funny.

[@mfenix88]

This had me pissing myself

[@MoskHotel]

He got fatter between Executive Decision and The Glimmer Man, despite being released in the same year. His gut expanded in The Glimmer Man.

[@mfenix88]

@@MoskHotel his gut saw bigger growth than his career

[@The_zen_realm]

Steven Seagal was my childhood action hero me and my dad used to watch his movies in the theaters and at home all the time I had all the toys I wanted to be just like him thank goodness that ended up not happening

[@kosmique]

there are steven seagal toys !?

[@todoutah]

Interesting and cool. I enjoyed his 80s movies as a teenager but then his acting got worse over time and lost interest in what he was doing, but we can't deny he is an interesting and unique character. What i like most about him is that he follows his own rules, live as he wants and he is not a slave to hollywood. Thanks for making this video. I enjoyed it, specially how you read the movie titles 😆.

[@mikemartin5909]

Segal has been whispering ever since he was looking for Richie to find out why he killed Bobby Lupo

[@allsticknocarrot7418]

Nah, he's actually been doing it ever since Above The Law, ..."You Guys think you're Above The Law, - Well you ain't above mine!!" - He likes to try and sound as mean and pissed as Clint Eastwood when he's playing Dirty Harry!!

[@questadam2879]

Yo Sticks. Poke his eye out, poke his fucking eye out.

[@allenedwards2940]

I'll never forget seeing him try to play guitar with the Allman brothers at Jazz Fest in New Orleans. In the middle of a song he walks out with his guitar and starts trying to join in. The band was openly upset and if you paid attention you could tell that they turned off the sound of his guitar. But he was clueless and that he was really adding something to the song. It was hilarious!

[@aldobarovero1714]

I’d love to see a video clip of that.

[@allenedwards2940]

@@aldobarovero1714 It was before everyone had a cell phone with a camera. I wish I had one then. It was epic.

[@geetee2694]

Still only comes in 2nd place. 1st is when Yoko Ono got cut when Lennon was jamming with Chuck Berry. lol

[@glenncambray626]

Harry Dean Stanton said that throughout his long career he worked with most of the greats of his time and Steven Seagal.

[@danielsweet858]

I love that sarcasm is never used on this channel.🤣

[@markdubois3614]

It sounds like Steven has many unique talents but being in a sketch with Chris Farley and making it completely not funny or entertaining that is absolutely the work of master!

[@mshappyapple8663]

I don't find SNL funny anymore. It was much better with Belushi and that group -Gilda Radner, etc.

[@GSXK4]

Steven Seagall's best work is on South Park.

[@JRSRLN]

Steven Seaboomboom

[@Chuked]

@@JRSRLN steven is lame and old

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

@@Chuked invest crypto

[@paulwagner6439]

Great Show, good footage…Thank you…..God Bless…

[@stephenmsawyers]

I actually enjoyed Fire Down Below when it came out lol . Maybe I should watch it again to see how it holds up

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

eh those godawful accents lol, Marg Helgenburger sounded so wrong!

[@petere.9138]

I’ve aged myself in this way: I’m old enough to remember being excited for Seagal & Schwarzenegger movies.

[@stormraven2327]

Every movie he's in is basically the same movie.

[@kevinfox500]

Yep. And he plays the same character, in every one of them.

[@tomebers8683]

I can sadly agree with this. After my dad made me watch nearly all of them 😂

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

For something different, shaw brothers needed

[@ZMIJUSH]

Like 70% of actors in Hollywood

[@AlexThorn]

You ain't lying.... I swear I watched 3 movies in 2011 and I was like wait.... Did they use the same fight scene? Lol

[@Spaceman_U]

Imagine if Segal got picked for playing the role of Predator and seeing his huge gut in the suit 🤣

[@vikingodin1986]

That dancing at the end 😂😂😂

[@JohnJackson-mn4ts]

How badass can you be after having the shit kicked out of you by one of your stuntmen? Serves him right for talking shit on set.

[@michaelhowze8198]

That stuntman was Judo Gene Labell a legitimate grappling legend. Who's won world championships and trained Olympians. Segall was a moron for picking the fight in the first place.

[@paulmurphy1285]

@@michaelhowze8198 Gene literally made his shit himself!

[@robertthabassheadjacobson4968]

The shit was kicked out of him literally too 🤣

[@thetreblerebel]

Under Siege was a badass movie, because of Tommy Lee

[@maverickrhodes9892]

Disagree, I think it was because of the chick in the cake

[@itachi-kun7736]

@@maverickrhodes9892 Erika Eleniak

[@nicolamcguinness8689]

William Wyler directed the big country 1958 with Charles bickford Chuck Connors Burl Ives Gregory peck charlton Heston jean Simmons

[@nabilbudiman271]

Gary Busey, Tommy Lee, and Colm Meaney def. safe the movie. Seagal's role in the movie was kinda eh

[@nicwilson89]

0:27 Watching him try to play guitar, as a guitarist myself, was painful...the kind of painful like watching your elderly grandparent try and use a computer or games console if they've absolutely never touched one before. I guess he's just an 'expert' at every instrument possible and I don't know what I'm talking about obviously, huh, Steven?

[@haroldedmunds8928]

Hilarious and very informative. I believe you forgot to mention Ticker starring Nas. I actually enjoyed that film. I'm a loyal Seagal fan. We can all agree that he's made several classic films. This is a fact.

[@allencampbell3350]

Steven Seagal is an inspiration to Steven Seagal and Steven Seagal alone.

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

Not true. I'd bet a lot of real garbage Dudes wanted to be just like him.

[@Oonagh72]

How we know the world is unfair. We lose Chris Farley and Steven Segal is still here.

[@Psilocybin77]

The Chris Farley documentary "I am Chris Farley" I think it is called.....it's wonderful, obviously very sad : ( ... Chris really was a wonderful person, life of the party, but ultimately completely insecure.

[@Oonagh72]

@@Psilocybin77 thanks I’ll look that up!

[@nathanseper8738]

Oh man.

[@bernhardtsen74]

@@Psilocybin77 I remember a story about him in his hometown of somewhere!everybody was happy that he was there, as the night went on he got more wasted by the minute, till he wanted to go up on stage and do a bit!everybody told him Not to!he went on anyway and bombed completely!his ego took a dive after that, so he wanted to drink it away that night but still partied just as hard weeks after that!

[@barbarawolfe232]

You DON'T wish anyone Dead just because Steven Seagal is alive, that's Cruel, Chris Farley supposedly died of drugs! 😠😧

[@randysavelljr5324]

Yo, the best clip of Steven is when he was doing the "Chetzchen Dance"...or as I like to call it, the "reaching for the bag of food taped to his back" dance😂

[@JohnSmith-4U]

Steven Seagal can make a yellow mustard sandwich taste like a Big Mac

[@changyang4355]

seagal was cool when I was a kid until I grew older and now I’m like wtf did I watch? Lol.

[@barbarawolfe232]

He's Definitely not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!!!

[@mikewill7611]

Same

[@jazzymoni7750]

OMG....This video was gold. That straight-to-video montage was hilarious and cringe asf. This dude is like a living parody of himself. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Locadel2003]

Exaclty 😂 21:32-22:21

[@lindamagagula7476]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@tarasbulba3190]

His Brooklyn accent was pathetic.

[@grace4551]

He is Donald Trump part deux, just less gobby! Both with highly over-inflated sense of self and ego. Lol

[@zk0rned]

@@grace4551 Trump is actually very cool in person and Trump actually accomplished something with his life

[@spoonbendingspacemonkey]

Great video! ❤️❤️

[@harrymckenzie3725]

Gotta love this multi-talented man

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

What happened? He got too big for his britches, both figuratively and literally.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I think to this day my favorite Segall joke borrowed a Patti and Selma clip from The Simpsons. A DTV Segall movie had him do one of those Batman disappearances that bad action movies like to do and then the Simpsons clip played "It's like he disappeared into fat air"

[@HarryMudd]

Oh yeah.. WAY too big

[@Neville60001]

@Some Random Guy, his martial arts skills are bullshit too, so much so that _nobody_ in the martial arts community or the MMA community respects him anymore.

[@WontHarmYou]

Don't talk shit about my nugga Stevr

[@barbarawolfe232]

So what, He is DEFINITELY not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!

[@KyudoKun]

Steven Seagal has a new movie titled: Enter the Buffet

[@bringsik100]

who's the villain?

[@peterbayne7227]

@@bringsik100 Diabetes.

[@quakethedoombringer]

The sequel: Into the shitter

[@alexthemoviemanoutofmymind7897]

I would honestly see that movie

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

his mortal enemy, Lettuce..

[@Insectoid_]

I can’t believe I went to see exit wounds… especially after a college trip to Italy the previous year where the coach driver played under siege on full volume whilst everyone was trying to sleep… Ahh I miss being young

[@Michael-ez3zg]

Steven Seagal's hair style: SuperCuts No. 666 - The Bermuda Triangle $6.66

[@JonathanRossRogers]

I'm still waiting for "Out For Death," "Marked for Justice," and "On Deadly Death."

[@and365on]

just scrolling through the comments and just burst out laughing at yours...Thanks

[@silviosaecios5187]

haahahahahahahahahhahahah

[@andrediaz392]

Don't forget the prequel to that last one, "Die Deadly Death". In a plot twist he reprises his role of an ex special forces team member.

[@aarongreenfield9038]

I heard the last one there was renamed on deadly Justice.

[@aarongreenfield9038]

And there are rumors of a Marked On deadly grounds.

[@faith1128]

Do you remember those days when we thought "WOW! Steven Seagal is an awesome fighter?" How luck are we that our brains have developed since then.

[@MadMachoMexican]

Haha I remember when Steven segal was a good fighter, I was like this guy kicks ass

[@randyrush9856]

No, I never did. I couldn't, because I never was able to get past the bad acting enough to be drawn in so I'd forget it was all choreographed.

[@darna02]

I never really bought it, especially because of his strange "stiff" acting that Steven used in every single one of his movies. If you thought that his persona was badass even then, there's probably something wrong with you for sure. There was nothing interesting in his repetitive, mediocre-at-best action movies and his arrogant and egoistic character. At least it fit the Hollywood I guess which isn't a flex but Steven is one of the examples how corrupted that movie industry is

[@acetrigger1337]

Kid: Mom, i wanna watch a Chuck Norris movie! Mom: we got Chuck Norris movies at home. the movies she ment:

[@campar1043]

seagal doesn't even know he's filming movies, he thinks its the real world

[@aarons1811]

"911, what's your emergency?" "There's a guy here in a red suit, I think he may be hurt...".

[@MC-gj8fg]

Steven Segal was the death knell of those entertaining and absurd 80s action films that have all the character that Steven Segal films entirely lack.

[@Baldricksturnip]

And now he's Putin's personal pet. I guess Putin got tired of riding bears.

[@erichhonecker8548]

22:50 was epic and wonderful! Seeing that turd on the sidewalk with broken bones and snapped tendons was so heartwarming. The compassion that Seagal offered was deeply heart warming!

[@georgemahikoa9623]

HE'S GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT I THINK HE'S STARTED TRAINING FOR SUMO.

[@MoskHotel]

He’s still in the making of his upcoming movie, Sumo Samurai, by consuming 20 KFC buckets a week and reaching his fattest point

[@bringsik100]

@@MoskHotel NOOOO i won't let him beat me!

[@deerlord2363]

LMAO 🤣🤣

[@joeredmond7227]

He should just go for that

[@mkv2718]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?? seriously, you can turn off the caps lock

[@alanescareno9748]

You forgot the best way to experience Steven Seagal at his finest. Straight to Audio.

[@uberrobi]

Eco warrior Steven almost blowing up the forest had me in tears

[@DaveDuncanMusic]

I think you meant to say "That's right, Steven is a deetdadee." 😂

[@Elementa2006]

I used to a big Steven Seagal fan, he was also one of my father's (rest his soul) favorite action heroes, too bad how his ego and toxic attitude basically ruined his career.

[@JayOhBreezy]

We need to call John Wick right now Steven Seagal cannot get away with this.

[@rickyray2794]

fuzzy face donut LOL

[@davidplants]

His "dancing" at 27:18 i am DEAD