joe being iconic af in princess diaries

[@harryeffinstyles9338]

“his boyfriend thinks he’s handsome also” ICONIC

[@KanejBrekkdown]

best. line.

[@justcallmeD90]

Why is William on this list if he isn't illegible I just love to look at him And Sandra Oh as the principal was amazing

[@KanejBrekkdown]

@@justcallmeD90 sandra oh had me DYING

[@justcallmeD90]

@@KanejBrekkdown me to she was a wreck but was trying to hard to this day I can't get through that scene without laughing

[@elizabethcarpenter696]

@@justcallmeD90 too. TOO. TWO OS

[@Wolfeboy212]

"...fear is not in my vocabulary!" "But it is in your eyes" Is an unreasonably hard line for this movie.

[@aag2139]

its absolitely amazingly savage

[@Twiland7]

i love how protective he is over mia, like a grandfather she didn't have 😭😭😭

[@KanejBrekkdown]

crying in the club rn

[@KanejBrekkdown]

same

[@sitrizz]

technically since he married the queen he’s her grandpa by marriage :)

[@elizabethcarpenter696]

@@sitrizz TRUEEEEEE

[@zgcnos16]

And awesome husband for the Queen, PERIODT ✨💕

[@infiniteoctopaw]

Joe may not be royalty, but that doesn’t stop him from being an absolute king!

[@Eszra]

Hes like the best sub grandfather a girl could ask for. Plus hes funny as hell. Also funny my late mother and i both agree our uncle resembles him.

[@owenmaleski2203]

I think this may be the only guy to actually just be a gentleman. Not using to flirt, seem condescending or passive aggressive, get laid, or get righteously angry. He's also not overly polite or disrespectful to anyone without due. And the few times we see otherwise, you can see genuine care behind everything.

[@WenzelSays]

And he respected the woman of his dreams enough to not make a move until it was appropriate to do so (i.e when she was no longer going to be Queen and and had the mental ability to think of smth else besides her countries future) and then respected her no with grace.

[@NeoRazgriz]

No royal blood, but lots of style and even more class.

[@harikrishnane.s5611]

He married a queen

[@justcallmeD90]

"I have diplomatic immunity in 47 counties including Puerto Rico" I loved that line I've used that line in school

[@KanejBrekkdown]

it's SUCH a good line

[@justcallmeD90]

@@KanejBrekkdown it was said with such intensity and passion

[@Robynhoodlum]

I love that he equated Puerto Rico as it’s on country.

[@laurenluna460]

He is my favorite

[@Zoras88]

honestly that line reminded me of where I saw him before. As for the immunity, I'm pretty sure it was revoked when he confessed to murder on Columbo

[@harryeffinstyles9338]

“it’s a wango??” “no” I LOSE IT EVERY TIME

[@KanejBrekkdown]

she's so fucking funny

[@elizabethcarpenter696]

Just makes me hungry for mango

[@Twiland7]

"the maids know everything" is so funny

[@KanejBrekkdown]

the maids had me dying though

[@harryeffinstyles9338]

joe being protective over mia is my favorite thing about this movie

[@KanejBrekkdown]

their relationship is so cute

[@abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409]

Yeah like any grandfather would do for his granddaughter

[@cilla8644]

5:30 " I offered to have him hung by his toes in the courtyard" I love that line

[@JenniferPinto]

I thought it was "by his toes and then quartered" as in the punishment of hanged, drawn and quartered

[@Awesomesauce1_8_6_4]

When they say "not all men" they're talking about this man, and this man ONLY

[@KanejBrekkdown]

honestly you’re fucking right, vote joe to be the only man ever

[@kenniwick]

Him and Percy Jackson

[@Awesomesauce1_8_6_4]

@@kenniwick agreed

[@KatBatwings]

And Gomez Addams

[@Awesomesauce1_8_6_4]

@@KatBatwings Valid

[@dejligmussen1234]

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” I began crying when I watched that scene in the movie 😭🙏🏼

[@StaticBlaster]

That means you and you alone are responsible for how you react to the world and how you feel.

[@rhearavenwood618]

In my mind there is always a silent 'and mine' at the end of that line.

[@bambicrandi]

My father had a similar saying when I was growing up, “don’t let your little heart be troubled, the only person who can let hurt you, is you.”

[@fionatsang9353]

Originally said by former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

Funny thing is, I knew it first from Barbie Princess Charm School-

[@justtwilightthings4490]

i forgot how SMOOTH this man is

[@KanejBrekkdown]

right????😳

[@furtadoalbum9679]

He honestly creeps me out a bit.

[@harryeffinstyles9338]

everyone should have a joe in their life

[@KanejBrekkdown]

agreed

[@cfrench61995]

This world would be a better place

[@Michaela_62442]

I love joe

[@cha_hoe]

@@Michaela_62442 we all do

[@Iluvmetoo]

Fr

[@stephaniem1107]

"Nicholas, am I going to be disappointed in you?" is such a power move hahahahaha

[@amiefortman7220]

Didn't have to raise his voice, didn't have to scold him or make threats... all he needed was The Dad Tone. Works like a charm.

[@stephaniem1107]

@@amiefortman7220 I cannot imagine a situation where The Dad Tone isn't 100% effective.

[@harryeffinstyles9338]

“that’s what the character said” THAT LINE IS SO FUNNY

[@KanejBrekkdown]

10/10 delivery

[@EmilynWood]

HIS LOOK TOO THO

[@lizcollinson2692]

Such a great scene by the two of them

[@LiteratureDickens]

*side eye* 👀

[@narikouzumaki3983]

Y'all here me out- *HE WAS ABLE TO PULL A QUEEN!! A LITERAL QUEEN BRUH 😫 HIS SPOKEN AND UNSPOKEN RIZZ WAS JUST TOP TIER*

[@KanejBrekkdown]

tbf, man had GAME. u saw the dance scene? “you’ve been wearing black for too long” she might’ve been queen but he was a KING. she stood NO CHANCE.

[@kailabrown1446]

The way he snuck into her waltz when Queen Clarice was dancing by herself in the second one🤌🏾

[@dumitrescusorana1907]

He was smooth and gentle af with Clarisse. Kind and thoughtful!! Ofc he pulled a QUEEN like Clarisse

[@hoperenee_]

4:02-4:11 I love how Joe is so committed to his role when he’s pretending to drive. He even puts the gear shift in park before getting up from the chair😂

[@impishrebel5969]

That's not acting, that's just driving habit.

[@emmacarruthers8207]

She became ‘his girl’ the moment she asked him if she could call him Joey, and I won’t be convinced otherwise

[@danyg4063]

I always thought it was the moment he said, "She's going to run." Like he realized in that moment he cares for her and understands her not as a body guard, but as family.

[@Lady-Seashell-Bikini]

​@danyg4063 He had so many caring moments with her before that moment. He defended her to Clarisse when he said she was being too harsh as a grandmother, he lifted her up when Lily was ragging on her, and he joked with her constantly. A security officer who is only doing his job wouldn't be that invested in her feelings.

[@sophiesaurette2237]

"I've never put on pantyhose, but, it SOUNDS dangerous." I AM DYING

[@K-popstanLuver]

i was watching the movie he said that line like 15 min ago. i laughed so hard it always cracks me up.

[@jetblack713]

It is dangerous, it really is. I put them on once... May be twice in my life... NEVER AGAIN!

[@enolp]

You’re dying? Oh that doesn’t sound very good.. are you currently putting on pantyhose?

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

I despise pantyhose. Give me the compression socks I'm wearing now over pantyhose any day. Because at least the compression socks are black, like the regular trouser socks I wore for a long time. 😅

[@DonnyDunne]

I love how when Clarice gets with Joe everyones like "Finally, about time" as if the whole country has been shipping them.

[@rebeccamichael626]

The priest that married them actually said "finally", so did Joe. He said "with this ring, I the finally wed".

[@furtadoalbum9679]

They make a really interesting couple.

[@sarahberkner]

That's why the viscount (the villain, I forget his name) said, "I think the entire country understands how well you cater to the crown's emotions".

[@michaelawiseman7320]

I love the application of the "parking brake" when they are practicing the wave. Classic.

[@KanejBrekkdown]

the miming was 10/10 in that whole scene lmao

[@pastelprincess2018]

Foot even went to the brake

[@alking7655]

The scene of Joe and Clarisse dancing after Mia has left is my favourite out of both the movies "you've been wearing black too long." It is so simple yet so elegant, classy and beautiful. While their wedding is my favourite from "Royal Engagement."

[@Twiland7]

the "anna banana" mini rant is so funny

[@KanejBrekkdown]

murders me

[@nadacolic7775]

The best line imo 🤣🤣

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

My sister’s friend is nicknamed that

[@dejligmussen1234]

“You know you look like shaft.” “Yes. Excuse me” I LOVE HIS PASSIVE AGGRESSION SM

[@alcinadimitrescu6733]

"If it were a herse, it'd be quiet in the backseat" I love that line, Imma use it from now on

[@zerjiozerjio]

And the little smile

[@jediknightk6803]

"If you hurt my girl. You'll answer to me," Such a badass. I love it!

[@harryeffinstyles9338]

he has the best one liners

[@KanejBrekkdown]

he really does have some of the best lines

[@user-pw8zd7ns3p]

Him, and the background characters!

[@emilyrice2081]

"I offered to have him hung by his toes in the courtyard. Excuse me" is one of my favorite lines, I laugh everytime I watch the movie!!

[@gundamdeathrebirth88]

I love those lines lol

[@sabrinaduckett5057]

1) Joe as a human being: MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS 2) Joe & Clarice: THE CHEMISTRYYYYYYYYYY

[@magita1991]

Yes!! I am like get it!!

[@Twiland7]

OH MY GOD FINALLY I'M SO HAPPY SOMEONE MADE A JOE COMPILATION

[@KanejBrekkdown]

i was shocked there wasn't one done already tbh

[@bieuxyongson]

They need to do this with Pretty Woman. He was my favorite character.

[@Giselle.829]

Ok so why is no one talking about the “Perhaps, but it’s your eyes” line at 3:00?!?!? He’s calm but menacing & I LOVE IT!!!!

[@zerjiozerjio]

truly the manliest man, but also buys shoes and treats women right

[@the_gingerbreadman]

“joseph” “your majesty” “DEAR joseph” *joseph gives look of curiosity and terror*

[@brushidobee2233]

My favourite bit is the priest going “finally”. Even he was waiting for those two.

[@skysglcw]

I was shoving the pillow to my face and my shipper heart going feral all over 🤣

[@Twiland7]

THE THREAT IS SUCH A GOOD SCENE

[@KanejBrekkdown]

IT REALLY IS

[@tylorgovero2256]

"I'm not a spy" "That's what the character would say" *Immediate stare down*

[@furtadoalbum9679]

That other guy was kind of cute, I feel like I’ve seen him in something else but without the beard?

[@vietkutie001]

The way he says "My girl" hits something in my soul.

[@larissaandrea613]

He's my favorite character in the Princess Diaries. I love the scene where he says to Mia "how are you feeling today, my dear?" "Honestly, Joe. Not that great." "would you feel better if you called me Joey?" "No, Joe." "Good" 😂

[@mappingoutthesky]

Him and Clarisse invented romance

[@Nourabdelmoumen1]

Sandra Oh’s reaction to being called a « fine educator » is so epic

[@herpardra93]

4:08 I love this little detail but Joe actually parks the imaginary car - its so his protective character to do that 🤣👌

[@minisnakali]

"The flags allow me to park anywhere, we keep the flags" WEEZEE I want that 🤣

[@audrijaghosh8361]

when i was younger and watched princess diaries RELIGIOUSLY, i always thought that queen clarice and joe were the epitome of love, like look at them!!

[@burimfazliu3102]

“I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.” Best part.

[@mysticgirl916]

That's because Hector Elizondo himself is Puerto Rican

[@SilverGallowglass]

Joe is one of the very best parts of those movies and the romance between Joe and Clarisse was so beautiful, tender and intimate. I loved this character and his romance with his queen when I was younger, but I feel I appreciated them even better when I was an adult.

[@carolinejewson4421]

If they ever make another Princess Diaries movie I want it to be only a friends to lovers story about Joe and Clarisse-

[@person3271]

They got married in the sequel

[@carolinejewson4421]

@@person3271 I know I’ve seen it👍🏻

[@person3271]

@@carolinejewson4421 oh, my bad, sorry bro

[@carolinejewson4421]

@@person3271 you’re good man

[@marceabrann2166]

It'd be so cute and heartbreaking and angsty because she has to marry the king

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

If I ever have a daughter, I want my relationship with her to be like Mia and Joe’s.

[@mockingjay_2397]

Unpopular opinion: Neither of these movies would have been half as good without Joe. Yeah. I said it.

[@jacoblein6413]

And I don't think anybody's disagreeing with you.

[@justin2308]

That’s not an unpopular opinion.

[@selenanoll8462]

Spot on ❤

[@DoremiFasolatido1979]

I don't even really like these movies...and I agree with you. I don't DISLIKE them...but they really never grabbed me. Joe is awesome though. He's like a weird blend between Uncle Iroh and John Wick...and it's the best.

[@jimreilly917]

I’ve always thought that.

[@mrswimmytanker7422]

Love the scene where she breaks down and it's like he's come to the rescue like a knight in shining armor in the limo

[@refsmithy]

"The flags allow me to park anywhere. We keep the flags."

[@nadacolic7775]

Legend can even double park if he wanted

[@mrlionX]

Fun fact. Joe and the writer have worked on the director’s previous work, which was Pretty Woman. The actor played the elevator boy in the movie.

[@bananawal8215]

Iirc, he played the manager of the hotel, not the elevator boy.

[@rachelavidan-king4013]

@@bananawal8215 You're talking about Hector Elizondo who played Joe (who is awesome, obviously). I believe MrLion was talking about the actor Patrick Richwood, who played the writer/neighbor in Princess Diaries and the elevator boy in Pretty Woman. I had not known this previously, but according to the internet MrLion was correct, which is pretty cool 😎

[@bananawal8215]

@@rachelavidan-king4013 Ooh, I see. I didn't realized they'd meant the writer character. Thanks for letting me know!

[@bb22602]

Hector Elizondo was in every Garry Marshall movie. They were friends and colleagues of long standing.

[@bieuxyongson]

YES! He did! He was adorable!

[@enny113386]

Anyone notice he puts the imaginary car in park before he picks up the prime minister 😂

[@kadburycream]

It’s taken me this long to realize that in the waving gently scene, Joe is “driving” a car, and when he stops he signals, pulls over, and puts on the brake hahahaha

[@KatMEW93Productions]

I swear when he says "if you hurt my girl" he's no longer talking about Mia, he's talking about Clarisse because even before they got together, she was "his girl" and he will kill to protect her

[@Retro_Red]

Probably refering to both Clarisse and Mia

[@tamara2102]

no he was talking about Mia she was the one Viscount was sabotaging to steal the crown from her so his nephew could be king

[@KatMEW93Productions]

@@tamara2102 I know but Joe only says "if you hurt my girl" after the viscount says "the whole country understands how you cater to the crown's emotions" which is an obvious reference to Joe's relationship with the Queen. Hence why I said he's talking about Clarisse there

[@abrilimpit3295]

@@KatMEW93Productions also hurting mia.. will absolutely hurt clarisse... it can be both... but im with you there..

[@elsie8757]

...Oh my God. I was just thinking about how Joe and the Queen have such a delicious knight-and-lady dynamic, when it dawned on me that as the royal family's head of security, Joe is literally the closest modern-day equivalent to a knight!

[@springsnature7037]

One of the best parts about this relationship is that it's not something you see often. A romance as sweet and gentles as this blossoming between people older than 40 or 50 (and I'm only guessing) is so rare. Every movie focuses on younger and younger people finding the love of their life. Not only that, but Clarisse is finding the love of her life AFTER a divorce and children. Most media really makes it seem like your life is over by 30.

[@angelafeist8416]

Clarissa was not divorced. She was widowed.

[@lindaclarke204]

​@@angelafeist8416 "King Rupert, may he rest in peace!"😂😂

[@emilywilliams1170]

2:39 I have always loved that line. He is the Father she never had, and she is the daughter he never had. ❤😊!!!!

[@ChrisManley1994]

"Strange town San Fransisco, when I purchased the pumps they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I wanted to wear them." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Twiland7]

joe and clarisse ❤❤❤❤❤ they were so sweet

[@KanejBrekkdown]

otp otp otp

[@CeltycSparrow]

I love how Joe is so protective and supportive of the Queen and Princess Mia.

[@leodah.5726]

Joe is literally the best

[@KanejBrekkdown]

he really is ❤️

[@rachaelramos]

I love the scene where they look at prince William. Charlotte says "I just love to look at him" the queen:"me too" Joe: "your majesty* 😂😂😂

[@AyasaurusRexx]

Joe really licked his lips before kissing the Queen like OKAY

[@reneejett6509]

We all said finally when the priest did 😂

[@justtwilightthings4490]

this is EXACTLY what i needed rn

[@KanejBrekkdown]

glad i could help!❤️

[@yvonnefobbs6232]

Julie Andrews is a QUEEN!!

[@mariasmith9460]

That she is!! I absolutely adore her! And we are so lucky to have her still with us! I love you so much Julie Andrews!!❤️❤️🤍❤️

[@diverdhal4013]

This is one of those actors you forget their name but always remember their roles

[@isabelasalomao5170]

2:12 Joe's "your majesty" he's sooo jealous here lmao

[@Lazy_Stellaria]

The tension between Joe and the queen is just so high 😭🤚

[@katpapper9884]

Joe talking about the pumps (do I want them wrapped or do I want to wear them), the protective caring nature of his relationship with Mia, especially when he says ‘if you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me’ and the fact that he essentially sassed the queen when he said she was too harsh on her granddaughter. He is badass. And that hearse comment was brilliant🤣🤣🤣 I need to watch these films again it’s been too long😭😭

[@spiceupyourafterlife]

Joe is a Hufflepuff in Slytherin’s clothing. I love him for that!

[@nadacolic7775]

I always considered him gryffindor

[@shikshamohan3443]

ah, nostalgia, we meet again.

[@KanejBrekkdown]

the movies really are so cozy

[@shikshamohan3443]

@@KanejBrekkdown I know right? They're like a blanket somehow-

[@KanejBrekkdown]

@@shikshamohan3443 literally feel like a cuddle under the blanket

[@free2bgloria]

“I have diplomatic immunity in 26 countries” what a bad ass

[@wanderinwolf3804]

46 not 26

[@theaffiliate4208]

...and Puerto Rico.

[@emmapalermo8128]

That's why we love Joe. Love this ❤

[@KanejBrekkdown]

❤️❤️ joe's a legend

[@jordanlash2268]

Joseph was the best he really watched out for Mia and classrire

[@Timetravler_3005]

2:39 me as a dads daughter is when ever my dads gets a gut feeling but it’s faster then mine but I know when we meet someone new and I turn my back for not even a minute I figure he’s way over protective of me and this clip here alone reminds me of him :)

[@ceriseharrison]

I absolutely love Joe, Hector Elizondo definitely understood the assignment

[@ellaanderson1258]

I love that they have the joey line in both movies. especially since the second movie is not following the books

[@nonsense618]

........There are books

[@ellaanderson1258]

@@nonsense618 Yes there are 10 books

[@nonsense618]

@@ellaanderson1258 I literally had no idea lol

[@aditiarora1702]

He's definitely the grandfather Mia deserved.

[@JoannHines-g6f]

JOE was THE MAN!! Loved him!❤

[@mgg5418]

Sandra Oh is priceless as the principal 😂

[@writerspen010]

Julie Andrews and Hector Elizondo had the most natural chemistry! I hope they remained friends in real life. They seem delightful together.

[@nguyenhuyentrang4622]

the way Joe is pretended driving an invisible car was so cute, I didn't notice that before

[@digifreak90]

6:42 Okay, I know this is a video about Joe, but I'd never noticed how Helen looks near murderous in this moment.

[@Arieswithhydrocephalus]

He had main character energy 🤣🤣

[@jayathakur8643]

Jo being the iconic grand dad for more than 10 minutes 😍😍😍

[@marvelrat]

LITERALLY this movie was THE movie like……NOSTALGIC…..My sister and I watched this over and over

[@genesisrivera4470]

“I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico” hahahahh love himmmm ❤️👌

[@torigarcia969]

the entire country just wanted those two to finally get together. I love Joe he is the best character in Princess Diaries. He's the only one who never got mad or doubted Mia

[@junheceta268]

I wonder if Joe is related to Alfred Pennyworth? Both are gentlemen's gentlemen, urbane, protective, sarcastic, and badass to anyone who endangers the ones they love. Also, both are ahem bald.

[@Joyfullscroll]

I believe it's a Badass Code. No hair to grab, only (if lucky) their ears. 😉

[@ritablairbennett7987]

Joe and the queens love story is the greatest love story since Romeo and Juliet

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

I love that bit during princess lessons where Mia's learning the "princess wave" and Joe leaves, with both Mia and Clarisse saying "thank you for being here today!" 😂😂 It always cracks me up!

[@lydia0609]

At 4:09 he honks and parks the invisible car! One of my favorite tiny moments

[@SorenFE93]

10:12 SMOOTHEST MOTHERF'ER EVER. Perfect timing in taking her hand and waist. Just...perfection. I will always love these movies.

[@lyric939]

wow, the moments between joe and the queen... idk why i've forgotten these, but it's so sweet, and maybe created hope in me that (even though i watched this as a kid), that love is possible at any point in life, and it's possible to love again

[@tempestates13]

This man...this man is phenomenal. Adored him in Pretty Woman and in Princess Diaries.

[@littlepeach9444]

Joe I always saw as a father figure for her because he protects her and always takes her side and understands her better than anyone

[@khfan4life365]

“This is between a waltz and a tango. You see?” “It’s a wango?” “No.” 🤣

[@blackkitty369]

I like how Joe is awesome just by being a caring human being. Also being head of security helps.

[@victoiresouledelafont3428]

I’d be curious of what happened so that he obtained diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico 😂

[@KatMEW93Productions]

He's in love with a Queen and he's just simply Joe, I think that's all he needed to get diplomatic immunity 😂

[@SamaritanPrime]

Rode shotgun with James Bond once. Trust me, that diplomatic immunity came in handy.

[@kelbylefsrud6158]

Clarice and Joe have my heart 😭❤️