Joe Lycett is the best at calmly describing how he methodically pisses people off. More please!
@SurfMastery-kz6je5 жыл бұрын
not as good as louis ck
@sharonrae3243 жыл бұрын
Joe is the best
@elsamsung11333 жыл бұрын
@@SurfMastery-kz6je Two completely different styles..?!
@filipratkovic55615 жыл бұрын
One of best joke writers in the world: He's very muscular, he can lift a car, "Cars move themselfves, you wasted your life" XDDDD
@The_upstarts4 жыл бұрын
In the world??? Have you not heard of the kings of comedy?
@amelie-qf7yl4 жыл бұрын
@@The_upstarts no, i haven't
@Malky245 жыл бұрын
One woman absolutely loving it, everyone else confused.
@beckyjenkinson05 жыл бұрын
Malky24 probably a British women 😂
@johnnycop775 жыл бұрын
His mum.
@clovermx14725 жыл бұрын
Malky24 everyone else has heard him say the joke before
@GH291114 жыл бұрын
Becky definitely British you can hear the cockney in her laugh
@Anansipelli4 жыл бұрын
You can see her in a few frames, its 2 women on the upper tier
@RK-ep8qy5 жыл бұрын
I like how he changed GCSEs to exams and Gregg's sausage roll to British sausage roll for the Canadian audience 😂
@chanceencounter1764 жыл бұрын
This was in Canada.
@RK-ep8qy4 жыл бұрын
@@chanceencounter176 well Canada is in North America isn't it
@chanceencounter1764 жыл бұрын
Well I guess you're right lol
@RK-ep8qy4 жыл бұрын
@@chanceencounter176 haha sorry I'll change it
@rosiefay72832 жыл бұрын
I would like it if Americans would remove American references for British audiences, but it seldom happens that way round, does it.
@AnaisIsAce5 жыл бұрын
People saying the audience isn’t laughing - They are! It’s just they didn’t mic the audience up. That’s because it’s not a TV show recorded with the sound setup. The noise of the audience is probably recorded through Joe’s mic, which means it probably only picks up stray, loud laughs from the front row. If you look at their faces they’re all smiling and laughing!
@seththrobot4 жыл бұрын
It looks like they also have stage mics which is meant for the performers but that’s probably how they got so many stray laughs, seeing as how a single mic wouldn’t pick all that up lol
@simon_9695 жыл бұрын
Hearing him roast his trainer is the best thing ever lmao
@sharnabanana23194 жыл бұрын
Cars move themselves , you be wasted you're life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sfumatura4 жыл бұрын
This looks a lot like comedian HUGO BOSS
@maxrobinson48354 жыл бұрын
dracmus4711 think you mean the comedian formally known as Hugo boss
@miikieo66034 жыл бұрын
XD
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
@@maxrobinson4835 Did Hugo Boss change his name to Joe Lycett?
@janiemoge41534 жыл бұрын
Trey Atkins yeah
@rosiejoy48714 жыл бұрын
he changed it back
@vlada15825 жыл бұрын
The phrase "pissing flakes everywhere" will never fail to make me laugh
@myalight3683 жыл бұрын
Õ
@myalight3683 жыл бұрын
Lol ii
@sarcasmo575 жыл бұрын
Not Chinese but willing to try.
@sunny__studio__4 жыл бұрын
Haha me :)
@fintanbeirne72614 жыл бұрын
Mia Smith fetishising Chinese people is not only unacceptable but borders on racist. You really need to re-evaluate your comment and educate yourself on these issues. I don’t want you to feel attacked but I think it’s important you know this. Many thanks Finn x
@Janis.7-4 жыл бұрын
@Mia Smith well why don’t you try it for awhile ?
@Venge1984 жыл бұрын
Chi-curious
@eylab15414 жыл бұрын
@@fintanbeirne7261 dude, that was just a pathetic comment. Get a life.
@LaSolipop4 жыл бұрын
"Cars move themselves, you've wasted your life." - Pure excellence.
@devolinedits44814 жыл бұрын
"MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THERE CAN'T WIN CUSTODY OF THEIR OWN KIDS" I'm dying. LMFAO
@drugstoreeyeliner99365 жыл бұрын
'Any gays in here?' *silence*
@konradfabiszewski14905 жыл бұрын
"has anyone heard of gays?" 😂
@DankSoulsVoid4 жыл бұрын
I heard one meek whoo lol sure that dude was like shit dont look at me
@kathybarton75734 жыл бұрын
JFL is in Montreal. They definitely have heard of gays.
@TheMightsparrow4 жыл бұрын
They don't want to get beaten up outside 😁
@jonymarjoram40924 жыл бұрын
Would have been great if everyone yelled when he said anyone killed any gays
@sophierender19954 жыл бұрын
Bisexual means ‘you’re all at risk’ cracked me that 😂
@alba2794 жыл бұрын
He looked so good here!! Can't believe he was 25, he's such an old soul...an old lady's soul 😂
@Agnes14394 жыл бұрын
Hugo Boss is so young in this, such a small Hugo Boss
@BethStar114 жыл бұрын
It took me way too long to get this joke.
@rosiejoy48714 жыл бұрын
he changed his name back
@sasukesarutobi38624 жыл бұрын
Does that make him a mini-Boss?
@JoeBleasdaleReal5 жыл бұрын
Sounds so unnatural how he changes “Greggs sausage roll” to “British sausage roll”
@davetrivers64955 жыл бұрын
To a non-UK ear, that sounds sexual. I can see why he changed it.
@JoeBleasdaleReal5 жыл бұрын
If you think that sounds sexual, Greggs’ version of cronuts were launched as “Greggnuts” 😂😂😂
@lunaangeleclipse97454 жыл бұрын
@@davetrivers6495 Rather than that, i think he changed it because outside of the UK, not many people know Greggs is the name of a pastry shop
@crissy44454 жыл бұрын
How the hell is ‘Greggs’ a sexual word, sounds like the name of a violent crime 😂
@RStapleton1004 жыл бұрын
Dave Trivers Are you mental? It’s obviously because an American audience wouldn’t know what Greggs is.
@fduranthesee5 жыл бұрын
Yes. I recently cameout to my mom as Chinese.
@GH291114 жыл бұрын
PrimalTheEmperor (primal9000) always knew you loved noodles
@candle_carl53484 жыл бұрын
Sounds rough... when I came out as Australian I was shunned for weeks. How did it go for you?
@TallSilentGuy4 жыл бұрын
The problem is that you feel an urge to do the same thing again about half an hour later.
@ZeIrish5 жыл бұрын
He stands like Roger from American dad.
@lukeforrester75705 жыл бұрын
Zip it Franny!
@VeginMatt5 жыл бұрын
WTH..you're right..now I can't unsee that!
@xxSydneyFox5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@lilathereal12785 жыл бұрын
No no. He IS roger from America dad. Just a little straighter.
@trentbell27185 жыл бұрын
WOW ITS TRUE
@ninapartofbtsdnataekook94915 жыл бұрын
1:56 that girl at the top is the best one of all the audience.
@Movzhuru5 жыл бұрын
the guy is fantastic. i'll go search more videos of him.
@barbp13575 жыл бұрын
Also search "Joe Lycett's Got Your Back".
@NyanyiC4 жыл бұрын
Listen to his audiobook
@sebfox21944 жыл бұрын
Check out his parking fine story!
@jessicaj85645 жыл бұрын
He needs to do more stand up!!I like him so much 😂
@29jgirl925 жыл бұрын
Yes, totally agree!
@lairy__fights78545 жыл бұрын
Jessica J this guys a national treasure in British comedy don’t worry he’s done plenty and is pretty famous. One of my favourite comedians.
@jessicaj85645 жыл бұрын
@@lairy__fights7854 I mean stand up
@piyam50005 жыл бұрын
@@jessicaj8564 yes stand up he's done lots
@jessicaj85645 жыл бұрын
@@piyam5000 I've tried to find videos, however theres just a couple on youtube. Where are the "loads" of his vids uploaded then?
@aaronwalcott5134 жыл бұрын
Joe has apparently made it his life's work to always come out on top. You have to respect the man's perfect win-at-life streak.
@croftmire2 жыл бұрын
I saw him do the Subway joke on another occasion and there was an extra punchline that was omitted here: that afterwards, upon learning from the receipt he’d not got the discount, he returned to complain and the girl said the M & M cookie wasn’t eligible for the deal.
@robertschwartz48105 жыл бұрын
One if my three favorites. (Along with Jim Gaffigan and John Mulaney).
@uwaisyouii78475 жыл бұрын
I can hear Arthur from Joker laughing in this video
@PomegranateStaindGrn5 жыл бұрын
He could possibly be the best Katharine Hepburn impersonator ever.
@jakelevinson78024 жыл бұрын
I suppose by your icon that we’re all at risk
@rsuffridge14 жыл бұрын
"You've wasted my time here, so I left with the cookie."
@macomg.71695 жыл бұрын
Gosh I'm in love with him
@katanyajason33164 жыл бұрын
"Like a boomerang with psoriasis" 😂
@jadewalker26364 жыл бұрын
I work at a subway and I've had the cookie thing happened to me! XD we cant give out the meal deals if the customer doesn't take the cookie or the crisps so I tell them to give it to someone and they just give it to me after loll
@Lild2209785 жыл бұрын
I always wondered what Julian Clearly’s son would be like
@SHlV5 жыл бұрын
Honestly think the comedy is lost with American crowds
@maddoctor995 жыл бұрын
Shiv it’s not lost on them. It’s just that, if it doesn’t have a laugh track like Big Bang Theory and the other garbage sitcoms churned out by the US, they don’t know how to react... The exception is that they’ll laugh like crazy at bad stand-up (Louis CK anyone?) but only on the condition that they laugh at the wrong moments...
@johngregg68205 жыл бұрын
@@maddoctor99 Mmmm yes more generalizations please.
@rickydevon93995 жыл бұрын
Probably don't even know what a sausage roll is over there... I've tried to get them out there each time I've gone and never found one
@rjploops5 жыл бұрын
This is a Canadian audience. Technically still North American but probably not what you meant.
@SHlV5 жыл бұрын
@@rjploops same thing
@sarahholland13755 жыл бұрын
Clive had no idea what he was taking on 😁
@emmagbates5 жыл бұрын
The way people were laughing reminded me of four weddings and a funeral 😂😂
@greenbaron77815 жыл бұрын
TheOdd1sOut: Am I a joke to you?
@realGeorgelucas185635 жыл бұрын
Harry Bellaby winners eat Sooubway
@janrees48875 жыл бұрын
Joe Lycett is so hilarious
@jeremiah20125 жыл бұрын
This guy is great, can't wait to see more.
@MsKeebe5 жыл бұрын
I’m reading PARSNIPS, BUTTERED and he is so witty!
@AntoineRx5 жыл бұрын
I've read it too, it's amazing!!
@loonybinreject Жыл бұрын
The audiobook is great. Hearing his inflection on the jokes it excellent.
@Spitzy_5 жыл бұрын
It actually pissed me off how much the audience didn't actually laugh, Joe is so much funnier then these twats make him as
@w0bblegirl5 жыл бұрын
did we watch the same video?? people were laughing really hard, especially for an american crowd
@taotoo25 жыл бұрын
They just needed to turn up the audience microphones.
@davetrivers64955 жыл бұрын
The one lady in the back was going and going...
@boffyboydj5 жыл бұрын
Are you actually Maltese ?
@bosniangamesms89575 жыл бұрын
Because it ain't funny, only thing that was funny was when he said I'm bisexual so all of you are at risk and that cookie part, the rest is trash because he's just being an asshole
@caram60735 жыл бұрын
I get a subway every Friday evening on my way from uni to work it’s literally SUCH a big treat for my week lol
@Nat-rc8kl5 жыл бұрын
I ordered a salad and a water because I’m a gangsta! 😂
@L33tSkE3t5 ай бұрын
“I am not a gay, I am THE gay,” Joe Lycett. 😂
@teresamulhern5 жыл бұрын
I love Joe Lycett so much. I would happily marry him I he would have me! lol
@WillandTony5 жыл бұрын
cant you tell hes not into that kind of thing?
@teresamulhern5 жыл бұрын
Will Anthony oh, I know that. It’s just a comment.
@bdufka5 жыл бұрын
@@WillandTony so he's not bi? why would he lie? or is there a joke I'm not getting? I'd probably marry him too, would love to meet him, he could teach me how to not give a shit but still be lovable :D
@WillandTony5 жыл бұрын
@@bdufka comedians lie all the time. He probably is bi, but lets be honest hes not likely to be the marrying type. I'd reccomend chilling out on fauning over comedians. Ive met quite a few and most are complete basket cases. Just like hollywood actors, they put up a good facade, but they're usaully horrible
@SamGlaze5 жыл бұрын
Will Anthony take your own advice, but just full stop at “I’d recommend chilling out”
@deovolente58674 жыл бұрын
A guy in the background at 1:23 looks like Evan Edinger 🤔
@fourbypete5 жыл бұрын
He kills me everytime.
@annesilva35424 жыл бұрын
The subway bit absolutely true, the only time I remember eating there it was around 4 or 5 am and I was wearing a full joker outfit sitting with my friends Batman a cowboy and an evil priest, we were coming back from a Halloween party but I’m sure we looked crazy, makeup all messed up and still a bit pissed, eating like it was the best sandwich ever made
@666ARISH5 жыл бұрын
1:58 I am going to get that laugh in my nightmares
@IDDQDSound4 жыл бұрын
It's more funny because I KNOW these stories are true. Most comedians tell comical stories, but Joe Lycett lives these moments and we've all seen it :)
@heatherballantyne4 жыл бұрын
Joe or should I say Hugo lol is hilarious 😄
@dgirllamius____x5 жыл бұрын
Boomerang with psoriasis 🤣🤣🤣
@charlottedarcy-pavier86894 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I was crying and had to put my book down 🤣
@hoodiegamer92565 жыл бұрын
I wonder what my life would be if stand up comedy never existed 😂😂😂 omg these guys are creative and funny. Binge watching these videos out here
@Jane.MacArthur5 жыл бұрын
Heard that cookie joke hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh out loud 😂
@tck0865 жыл бұрын
@4:17 there is a shadowy ghost figure floated by the back of the wall!! Can’t be human.
@jamessheehy48955 жыл бұрын
Bee keeper outfit joke gold!
@hudsonmiranda4113 жыл бұрын
Joe is an amazing comedian! I love his work!
@susiewolf43185 жыл бұрын
The story about the cookie is hilarious 😂
@cwdeans71925 жыл бұрын
"Brap brap and all that"
@nhokonhokopuala3 жыл бұрын
His hands are in a Mr Burns position😂🤣 that got me so mesmerised....
@leanneblake42485 жыл бұрын
Joel is A Scream . : ) Love him. Cracks me up. I always think about his encounter with SWEATY SHARON.
@cindyo62985 жыл бұрын
He's like a blonde Buster Bluth from Arrested Development
@29jgirl925 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I can't unsee it now!!!
@tranquilrabies5 жыл бұрын
He's a Milford man!
@LEADERCHICKADEE4 жыл бұрын
i used to work at 3 different SUBWAY locations in the province of Alberta, Canada. Back in the early 2000's, the slogan for SUBWAY in Canada was "Eat Fresh." Now it is "Think Fresh. Eat Fresh." or something like that. We never had that weird cookie deal he spoke of. We did have a "Meal Deal", where you could add on a drink and either a bag of chips or a cookie for an extra charge, that would cost less than if you bought a sandwich, beverage, and side separately. At the first location i worked for in the City of Spruce Grove, 3 guys came in late one night, and each were at different stages of drunkenness. The most drunk guy was about to pull down his pants and piss on a cardboard cut-out of our Spokesperson, Jarred. For those who do not know, Jarred was the guy who lost a lot of weight from eating SUBWAY every day and became the North American Spokesperson because of that. Pissing on his cardboard cut-out would have been against the law! So i told Drunk #3 no, if he did piss on it, i would have to ask him to leave. His much less drunk friend (let's call him Drunk #1) told him to do up his belt. Drunk #2 just laughed a lot. Then i proceeded to ask them if they wanted double cheese and double meat. They were so drunk they said yes, even triple cheese was fine for one of them. They were so drunk that guy #3 almost forgot to take his insanely big sandwich filled with a ton of cheese and meat! i was working alone at the front counter, which could have been unsafe. Looking back, what i should have said was "Piss off!" Luckily the Jehovah dude i was working with came out of the back and told them to stop bothering me. He was tall and would have punched their lights out in a heartbeat. SUBWAY is an interesting company to work for. So many interesting, weird, and/or quirky customers show up. Do you have any stories of interesting SUBWAY customers or employees?
@DanButcher3035 жыл бұрын
I love the woman laughing at 1:59
@madworldx94 жыл бұрын
KZbin literally played a Subway ad before this video 😅
@_morgan_78394 жыл бұрын
I only see Hugo Boss here
@AmandaInEly4 жыл бұрын
I think you are going to get me through social isolation. But I'll have to ration you. It's great to laugh out loud!
@bubblez1727375 жыл бұрын
Lol I was just offered a cookie by some dude outside smoking yesterday lmao It was chocolate chip. It was great.
@joolsfromtheborough5 жыл бұрын
Bladder incontinence it's a possible side effect when watching Joe Lycett!
@xxSydneyFox5 жыл бұрын
Be sitting on the toilet like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivylasangrienta60935 жыл бұрын
This was taped like 6 years ago.
@MrPaultopp4 жыл бұрын
Ivy Ruonakoski and? .....Elvis films were made years ago but people still enjoy those
@KateFergeson3 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of my favs by Lycett
@lordtachanka9035 жыл бұрын
A bisexual man telling me not to eat meatballs lmao
@zanewoollett68774 жыл бұрын
I love that one woman up in the balcony 😂
@rollothecat20103 жыл бұрын
I love his stories. I do hope they are all true just as I hope James Acaster's stories are true and Bob Mortimer's.
@NavIsBalD4 жыл бұрын
It's Hugo boss now!
@Zathren5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, very funny. Guy had me chuckling through out. This channel needs more funny people.
@1234smileface4 жыл бұрын
They didn't get his humour like we would in Ireland and the UK, ah well
@joyjoy-u6t4 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian and I did. Audience was lame. I love this guy! Always makes me laugh!
@jayt81245 жыл бұрын
I thought he doesnt give it to her cos the cookie she liked wasnt part of the offer
@rajnadar65554 жыл бұрын
Yea, that is the version I remembered as well...he def changed it for this event.
@josephcarew35943 жыл бұрын
Was glad to see an earlier version of the cookie bit
@Kizzy_Owens5 жыл бұрын
I always knew I loved noodles 🍜😂
@ghina7eyes4 жыл бұрын
is that Evan Edinger in the background at 1:23
@rorybone1004 жыл бұрын
His stand-up is way better than his quiz show stuff.
@xavierrose82085 жыл бұрын
"I'm 25" Joe, you're 31...
@gregbutton8115 жыл бұрын
Time is a crazy thing
@SoulKingBK5 жыл бұрын
He like if roger the alien was a british human.
@MrHammoreds4 жыл бұрын
Joe is a real talent and likeable too, hopefully he has a long career ahead. The only problem with this set is that I was continually distracted by the blond at the front. As others have said, the audience seem to love the material, the laughter sound is natural, on practically all TV, audience sounds are massively over-dubbed, X-Factor and Britain/USA Got Talent franchise are amongst worst offenders. Keep it up Joe, you are a breath of fresh air mate!
@tammypearce74914 жыл бұрын
Funny, just what I needed today.
@brummie00075 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Joe doesn't have a Brummie accent, because he's from Hall Green!
@chelseayoung97975 жыл бұрын
Because, as he's said before, he was "born better" 😂
@TCt830676955 жыл бұрын
What is his accent then pls?
@brummie00075 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 not really sure Middle England may be, but it's certainly not a Brummie accent!
@chelseayoung97975 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 generic posh 😂😂
@TCt830676955 жыл бұрын
@@chelseayoung9797 duly noted lol
@zackattackjoseph72794 жыл бұрын
**Can’t even win the custody of their children!** lolololol
@zackattackjoseph72794 жыл бұрын
What kind of cookie do you want?!
@Pixie.Little4 жыл бұрын
JUST LOVE YOU JOE. GREAT HUMOUR MOST BASED ON GREAT TRUTHS. BRILLIANT AND VERY CLEVER. LEEDS UK😂👍😊👌❤️
@lostleftleg3 жыл бұрын
I just realised he's wearing a crave vesper (vibrator) necklace.... i didnt think it was possible to like this guy more
@moomoopuppy58104 жыл бұрын
I love him on the "Big Fat Quiz" series, QI, AND Taskmaster.
@sphlish25 жыл бұрын
6:41 i died of laughing !
@leonorf27304 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that oblivious to someone flirting with you.
@enobnala905 жыл бұрын
Lol. I’m actually fascinated by attitude towards subway.
@Burgerboy1185 жыл бұрын
Is that Evan edinger at 1:24
@kiradotee4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Left with the cookie. Classic. 🤣🔥
@just-tess6 ай бұрын
brap brap and all that 😂
@davidw15184 жыл бұрын
Joe / Hugo, you're brilliant!
@beautyh.98985 жыл бұрын
He’s gold
@OOK115 жыл бұрын
That sheet he pulls out at beginning is printed from a scroll