Joe Rogan Experience

[@bendempster86]

Poor Josh having to laugh at his jokes by himself. We all enjoyed them, mate!

[@brettjames9088]

Yep, Josh was pretty funny, maybe Joe didn't like being outshined. Never really got the whole Joe the comedian thing. I like Joe, he gives no fucks and is a good bloke, but not uniquely funny that I get him as a comedian.

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

at least he had Yung J-me The Easily Amused to giggle softly along with him. Cant laugh too hard or Joe's feeling's get hurt and he gets all jealous of Jaime's attn to their guest!

[@killyourtelevision3742]

Joe is casually funny, but not very funny or uniquely funny

[@nowaiman]

the porpoise joke had me rolling

[@capatheist]

“was Wheely hard”.... Joe doesent laugh... Morons on KZbin: “this guy doesent get comedy” Lmao you fucking losers

[@schism6976]

RIP porpoise joke. You'll never be forgotten.

[@googleuser859]

F

[@PINKSTONES6]

SchisM * Hey Joe is not a perfect person. He has said he is or can be uncomfortable with new people too!

[@schism6976]

@@googleuser859 it

[@schism6976]

@@PINKSTONES6 for sure. I thought it was funny lol

[@sullimd]

Best comment of the comments. Well done.

[@complementarychaos]

Edited: Josh Homme, in two hours, slayed weeks worth of conversation. In improv. Joe had nothing. Comedy, spirituality, the cosmos, history, creativity, struggle, and triumph. One of the best guests on JRE ever.

[@Grillmouth]

Never seen such a clear example of the difference between a comedian, and someone who's funny.

[@luistolentino5670]

I’m glad Jamie was there to understand all of Josh’s jokes.

[@brettjames9088]

Yeah exactly. Who would've thought Joe the "comedian" would miss all the punchlines? Some of the Gary stuff was reasonably funny. Funny enough for a small chuckle at least I would have thought.

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

yeah Josh kept doing Joe's patented "Look to Jaime for confirmation of the quality of my jokes" move. Jaime gets paid to chuckle quietly. all the googling is incidental to the chuckles.

[@iStayLahffing19]

Jamie’s chuckles are the best... Wholesome!

[@tacomuncher634]

Joe " you're not funnier than me" Rogan Josh was banging out one liners

[@kalebvera1841]

hes the new mitch hedberg

[@Steven71179]

Taco Muncher Rogan is a terrible comedian I’ve no idea how he made it

[@trentbosnic]

Steven71179 I love Joe as a person and podcaster and commentator, but I just can’t get behind his comedy even though I like all the other comics in his circle.

[@afry925]

I don't think it's that.... I think he just wasn't getting the jokes

[@MikeJones-fv6og]

Josh is way funnier than Joe and Joe wasn't acknowledging the brilliance.

[@mikenumberz9039]

Why isn't joe getting the jokes? No one knows....

[@YH_24]

Ha I love that song!

[@neoneinar5761]

ayy

[@dickthomas4670]

40:44

[@GiuseppeM]

👎

[@fossilmatic]

Josh is just fast. It’s a slipstream situation.

[@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions]

I loved how Joe wasn't showing the slightest reaction to Josh's jokes but Josh was still cracking up. Haha I never knew he was so funny.

[@NoahsArcade]

Jokes for the deaf, Joe can't even hear them.

[@Slothkick]

If you dont understand this Joke - Youre probably Joe Rogan

[@tonyattardo9350]

You need to do something nice for yourself Paul. Grill up a nice steak, bottle of wine if that’s your thing, whatever. You earned it bud.

[@tonyattardo9350]

Also, saga? What’s the saga!?

[@Slothkick]

@@tonyattardo9350 Icing.. Well Played.

[@toniclife1971]

Here is something you should drop to your knees for and worship...but your too stupid to understand youselves.... a joke for the deaf...that is for you.

[@Chef_Deth]

“You’ll have plenty of time to die all alone” Josh Homme is a truly inspirational musician his guitar riffage is uncanny thank you for all the great music from when I was teen all the way to now a 37 year old. Don’t let the man get you down brother, see you on the other side.

[@TheRagdollrejects]

The sheer number of puns Josh let off in this was incredible.

[@Cornwall1888]

TheRagdollrejects and joe didn’t get any of them, the ‘comedian’ with no sensitivity for humour

[@888jiujitsu]

I know! I think Joe maybe thought Josh was tryin to be the funny guy in front of him, so he blew off every pun, which I thought were hilarious. Josh has dad jokes for days!

[@boofert.washington2499]

@@Cornwall1888 maybe he thinks, as a professional comedian, that puns are lazy?

[@Cornwall1888]

Boofer T. Washington as opposed to all the other hacky things he and his peers find humouress? It’s not that he doesn’t think they’re funny they fly over his head, he doesn’t know a joke took place

[@nothinbutpeanut]

the reason I stopped the video, dude is relentless his hit ratio with jokes is 0:10000

[@marcusgeo7680]

When Joe feels his guest is funnier than him without being a highest ranking comedian he gets error 404

[@arcticbadger1]

marcus geo IKR. 😆😁

[@stephenhargrave7922]

He got in to it about half way through

[@richardh4297]

He actually laughed quite a lot!

[@MatthiasProspero]

To be fair... Josh is taller, more talented, and with a better head of hair. I don't blame Joe for cock-blocking the lulz.

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

@@MatthiasProspero lmao

[@FatBuddha31415]

Joe: “Imagine building the Aztec temple without the wheel.” Josh: “Must have been wheely hard.”

[@WacKEDmaN]

Josh: "they did it on porpoise" Joe: ...

[@501promo]

0-o

[@chrisnorton3123]

Joe takes himself too seriously to be funny and can’t stand it when a guest is funnier than him. And every guest is funnier than joe.

[@FatBuddha31415]

Chris Norton maybe, or he could have had his thoughts elsewhere. Who knows.

[@501promo]

After finishing 12 years of college, where I majored in psychological profiling, I can determine that 2 out of the 4 posts above this one were authored by a potential serial killer....unfortunately, if I name the psycho's I will be breaking TOS and my acct will be ghosted. You'll just have to figure it out yourselves. G00d luck!

[@WinkyMcWinkerson]

Damn. Josh Homme is the best dad joke comedian ever.

[@shimizen1693]

The lost art of telling a dad joke

[@kjcorder]

joe: orcas kill baby dolphins josh: they do it on porpoise ::giggles to himself:: me: ded

[@theparkerfamily7153]

I sat by the ocean and told dad jokes to erase you, this can keep going....

[@omarshahin3288]

you may think I ain't worth a dollar but i feel like telling a dad joke

[@jamescthompson4972]

@@omarshahin3288 rrrrrrrr rr rrrr rogaaaaaaine

[@christrocano]

Man, Josh's jokes are NOT getting the reactions they deserve

[@nikkiescobar2201]

Right! That dolphin one got me

[@Atomic-Dawg]

The reactions are accurate.

[@aaronquinn6626]

@Google Sucks was about to write the same thing

[@Sparko78]

Joe never laughs unless its Uncle Joey. I understand he's a comic and it takes a killer joke to laugh but cmon Joe just a giggle will do man.

[@homemacai]

Well only for Joe’s bald head, everyone else loves them jokes

[@MrFullCake]

I freakin' love Josh Homme, he's a bit nerdy and passionate. He inspires me a lot.

[@aaronmadrigal4626]

Definitely

[@briangarcia8384]

Those nerdy, passionate often lead you in interesting directions.

[@HandsomeBastard]

He inspired me as well, after hearing the song Feelgood hit of the summer I tried everything that's mentioned in it and lemme tell you, it's been the best decision I've made in my life !

[@iplayguitar420]

"Imagine building the pyramids without the wheel" "That must have been wheeley hard" 🤣🤣🤣

[@rodrigocortez6099]

🤣 19:45

[@SuperDrumsforever]

Very well-spoken no pun intended

[@alexlechef2]

That was a legit joke

[@theejcookproductions]

Joe: “Civil War” “Aztec Warriors” “Dalai Lama” “Family Reunions” Josh: “Gary”

[@desk2307]

Think Gary's ever tried DMT?

[@g.n.r.428]

I didn't like it

[@JohnDoe-zq1ho]

@Janjão Jonata Nah it really wasn't lol

[@MrDanroberts09]

Reminds me of Only fools and horses if anyone gets that?

[@bfu4971]

Thought it was funny- poor old Gary lol

[@colejones4962]

40:45* Josh: “they do it on porpoise” Joe: ... Josh: ...

[@Dmce_1900s]

Been looking for a timestamp in this thread for ages, thank you 👌

[@chrismaki5456]

Pissed me off he didnt laugh at that

[@crystinamarie1]

Lol... He heard it. He just choose to ignore it. It was cheesy.

[@chrismaki5456]

@@crystinamarie1 true, but give credit for the quick wit ya know

[@crystinamarie1]

@@chrismaki5456 true dat. Josh is hard to unlike 😍

[@pterodactylptroll]

Josh: "They do it on porpoise" Joe: No reaction

[@nachonightmare148]

That was lame man. Joe has become a bit of a snob. Josh has more talent in his left nut than Joe has overall.

[@McKinleyMorann]

Lol. I was looking for this... WTF, that was super sharp punnage. No reaction....

[@ethans4858]

Puns aren't funny

[@PressuredSpeechBand]

@@ethans4858 They're punny!

[@softbatch1]

Low key professional jealousy.

[@mojopin2000]

Joe smoked that “impervious to Dad jokes “ strain

[@Machinify]

Lmaooo

[@StephenWillard1]

Haha I knew somebody would encapsulate the vibe in one quick statement

[@iWyLD]

If he laughed at that he would get fired from the comedy store.

[@tonycarpaccio9550]

He's impervious to most jokes. He hasn't got a funny bone in his body lol.

[@Jboy19881]

He’s humourless

[@ludolphmalan2697]

Joe Rogan - "dolphins commit infanticide" Josh Homme -"they do it on Porpoise"

[@robertsixto6320]

This was elite level dad joke, and went over apparently everyone's head, which maybe makes it even better?

[@thisnameztaken]

Joe, oblivious to good dad jokes, Rogan.

[@no_tread_]

That is just a play on words from Animal Planet, the Story of him getting stung is real and much more funny than Porpoises. The guy likes jokes and plays some bad ass music.

[@gustavopeters227]

It went right over Joe's head

[@hastur3201]

@@gustavopeters227 can You explain this joke, I don't get it. I'm Russian btw, don't judge me for my English. Thx in advance

[@chrisnichols2241]

Joe might rank as one of Josh's toughest crowds

[@codyroberts9993]

Bring Josh back! One of my favorite podcasts! I love this dude

[@programclu1]

You guys are crazy. Read the comments first and expected Joe to come across as rude and bitter. He laughed tons at Josh's jokes. Lets be honest Josh was cracking jokey comments every sentence you can't expect Joe to just constantly piss himself. He needs to move the conversation on and get some good conversation going.

[@robrichardson5187]

Exactly

[@blickygobrrrrr]

These guys just want the attention of somebody liking their unoriginal comments. This podcast was great.

[@davidnoland2957]

Yeah, I liked this guest but he was cracking jokes the entire episode. It would go nowhere if Joe laughed the entire episode. I don't expect people to laugh at literally every jokey response I make...

[@thecoolaidman3369]

Eh that’s just the jre KZbin audience. Not enough that we get great, free content consistently, it has to match up exactly with viewers preconceived notions. A lot of the reason I just listen to the audio tbh.

[@8adeight]

This guy is out of left field fascinating and hilarious at the same time. He's the most engaged guest in a while. Dad jokes get bonus points for now being unique and retro.

[@IgorCuckovic]

Josh is funnier than most comedians on Joe Rogan show.

[@TheDuke4100]

hes funnier than joe himself

[@Stbuster31]

@@TheDuke4100 that's normal

[@Funz2022]

Most of Joe's comedian friends are not that funny, is why.

[@hoodiestimbs2783]

Brenda shob

[@Difficultfuckhead]

"Sodomites of the New Age! Can they milk a goat?" - Owen

[@asupertramp948]

What I always notice about Joe is that he's great at having a conversation that's about facts, things he read and has a direct answer for. But when it comes to a spiritual or less tangible conversation he seems like he just grasping at straws for input. For a man whose taken the psychedelics he has it always amazes me he never seems like a natural in the conversation unless it's about specifically explaining the drug. The areas that Josh went to here with his thoughts are right on my level.

[@pakoti96]

That's because he's a Sensor, not an Intuitive. Probably an ESTX. (those are MBTI notions)

[@f67739]

@@pakoti96 english please, what the fuck are these referring to?

[@heythere160]

@@f67739 personality types

[@Natef89]

I agree and it's quite interesting because at the same time I think Josh gets a little too out there with his cryptic way of speech. Like hey asshole, get to the point so we can appreciate what sentiment you're trying to deliver. Can't help but love both of em though.

[@MindoftheMindless10]

I wish I knew more of the you's and more of the I's in my life, my friend.

[@McMovesdotcom]

this guy was one of the best just sit and chat guests ever.

[@joevining2603]

Comes across as extremely genuine

[@heitorcornelius]

Chat? Josh is a monologue type of guy... Whenever joe had a good idea and was trying to develop it, josh would just cut it with "whatever-might-fit-this-topic" ... actually, he wasnt trying to chat at all... and boy, he stutters, A LOT.

[@Blake_.Dryden]

This guy also makes some of the best music ever written. Start at the beginning

[@f67739]

cant believe joe didn't list kyuss in the description

[@happyrobot6396]

CarlosBrabo lmao what? There’s hardly any “monologuing” in this... they are chatting for the entire interview

[@matthenley3886]

Jamie " They go just for the liver" Homme " yeh but they do have some fava beans with that" Just me that laughed at this? 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZedNebuloid]

**makes Hannibal noise**

[@slp5680]

@Brian Jones Or he just ignores them. There were so many comments Joe dismissed that he could've delved into. I think Josh is too cerebral for Joe who's pragmatic.

[@brentiers]

Jaime was too young to get it.

[@dogwklr]

Anyone get "they did it on porpoise"? And he looked to jamie when joe failed him haha

[@EDP_every_day_pyro]

@@dogwklr I seriously looked around the empty room to check if anyone else caught that hahahah. I thought it was fucking hilarious hahah

[@jak3brap10]

Joe’s head is so smooth that josh’s jokes just slide right over it.

[@petermad152]

😂

[@CrookedCrowe]

I know that a lot of comics think of puns as a lower form of comedy. They usually just don’t find them funny. I think that’s really all there is to it. Imagine being a comedian where you only hang out with the funniest joke crafters in the world. People who use words that sound like other words in a sentence that otherwise wouldn’t be funny just wouldn’t make you laugh like the rest of the stuff you hear. To the average person, a pun might be humorous. But, to a comedy store comic, there’s just no way it gets a laugh.

[@zDrFeelGoodz]

Josh is funnier than Joe lmao

[@ItsCostnerAgain]

Im dead 😂

[@jak3brap10]

Zack Shrum I don’t find joe funny at all. Same way he doesn’t find genuinely funny comments or jokes on his podcast funny.

[@komoleeray687]

One of the best Joe Rogan podcasts ever. Josh Homme is a legend. Possibly the most intelligent musician in Rock. And extremely witty and insightful. A pleasure to listen to

[@brbapappa]

Every one of his jokes and puns fall flat on Joe's head.

[@danielleetaylor]

always the case with his guests. Odd for a Comedian

[@Syko1985]

for a comedian he is fucking terrible at recognising jokes

[@dakotajensen181]

Cant miss that big of a target ;)

[@georgeallen7487]

@Thom smith Funnier than Joe in this interview.

[@J_JetClips]

I wonder if Joe's doing that......on porpoise

[@x69kamil69x]

Rogan: Isn't she channeling a 1000 year old guy? Homme: Yeah Gary. Rogan:

[@MrJohnRenteria]

I'm like c'mon nigga, laugh!

[@sarahbee328]

Joe and Esther Hicks are both in Phoenix in December 7th!

[@twistedthumbv2]

When discussing dolphin infanticide, Josh- " They do it on porpoise" Joe whilst stone faced - "Yeah..."

[@MrDustin713]

All i can think of is merman on "The Boys" profusely crying at the comment.

[@toastedjoe1013]

Josh went to the comedy school of Pete Holmes

[@Garcia-elf]

That was funny! Joe laughs at way hackier jokes when said by comedian friends but he often doesn’t laugh when non comedians try to be funny

[@JesseFrancis]

Right over Joe's head

[@11dubs30]

The impressive thing was how quick his joke was. That deserved a smile at least.

[@jnunnnz1959]

"Thats what the rug is for... sweeping stuff under" Josh Homme is the homie

[@coopj250]

This Gary fella has a lot to answer for.

[@rooster3103]

Who is Gary?

[@WhiteNoname]

the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him

[@TheTribalistic]

joe cooper Gary is his ex wife’s lawyer back in ‘05 and Josh promised him he is gonna regret it one day

[@adampindell]

FUCK GARY!!! Also, I secretly love Gary

[@hockyjocky4]

Gary on Gary crime is not the answer

[@chrisr18]

I'm glad Josh enjoyed his own porpoise joke.

[@shimizen1693]

I respect people who laugh at their own jokes. And in this case, someone had to.

[@michaelshell2413]

That one cracked me up.

[@jbreezy93.]

It was good! Im pissed Joe didnt acknowledge it

[@ksully27]

It really gave the joke meaning

[@LukeFewings]

I watched that bit like ten times trying to see if Joe got it & let it go, didn't think it was the best dad joke, or just missed it completely... I hope the last one, because that's a beautiful dad joke that needs appreciation. JH is god... Or Elvis reincarnated, can't decide.

[@billyhughes9776]

"To be vulnerable, is need most of all. If you intend to truly fall apart." - Josh Homme

[@mattressfour20]

Joe needs to lock himself to his couch and watch this interview from start to finish. And then take a long hard look at himself and address his inability to roll with Josh's hiiiiiilariously unassuming deadpan humour. Weak showing this time around mate. Homme for the win!!!

[@arcticbadger1]

mattress33 ikr 🤦‍♂️👍

[@stephenhargrave7922]

Why do you people look at conversation as a compwtition? Fucking lame. Yall always try to be witty and funny and there is nothing worse than not funny people trying to be funny... Joe is more resrved. More interested in trying for depth. Whereas josh is all aboit superficiality skipping the surface, not getting too personally involved. I think sweet and sour juxtaposed is fucking golden. Joe takes a minute to get in to it but by the twenty minute mark they are rolling in it

[@hockyjocky4]

I think Joe is just annoyed by Homme. I'm a HUGE fan of both, but I feel their chemistry is off and Rogan at more than one point looks annoyed or irritated by him. I was really bummed out by this episode because I figured the two of them together would be enlightening. Instead it's like listening to two men's manifestos combined in one.

[@yomama5856]

Comparatively, Joe sucks as a person compared to Josh's enlightenment level and comedic ability.

[@u.sonomabeach6528]

People look at a conversation as a competition because ultimately a conversation such as this is open ended so that topics can arise naturally and when they arise they are talked down and built up and then passed on or the conversation grows off of it. Conversation can be an art form and when two or more people get together and converse they put on their dancing shoes and and try to tell it as it is. The other person will either agree or disagree. Nobody knows what the fuck existence really is or what is the most important thing to do in the mean time as time rushes on, so the person who can spin a story or some truth and make others believers, that person is the winner because he wasted your time a little less and hopefully after listening, that person would have made the purpose of life a little more clear

[@spnhm34]

Josh is smarter, more thoughtful and funnier than society expects of its rock stars. We don’t deserve him.

[@withmygoodeyeclosed]

+ he's an amazing songwriter.

[@jamiedalton2623]

I do

[@freezedatakeover]

yeah it surprised me when I read he was in music... I didn't know who he was ....

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

Let’s just keep him away from the whiskey...

[@mykotron]

Listen to KYUSS

[@greatgoogliemoogley]

Joe: We've got a little filtration system Josh: I went to school with Phil Tration... nice guy

[@boofert.washington2499]

He reminds me of my buddy from high school. He would say shit like "do you have a Juany Tar?" when asking for a one-hitter. Total goofball shit. I love it.

[@renaissancemanrogue3543]

hommes face when joe didnt get the, " they do it on porpoise," bit was priceless.

[@kjcorder]

killed me instantly.he was so pleased with himself. we heard you josh!!!

[@j_freed]

The joke has left the cetacean.

[@chrismaki5456]

@WookDizz18 😂😂😂😂😂

[@notmedude]

Time stamp please.

[@chrismaki5456]

@@notmedude 35:40

[@5driedgrams]

Josh "I'm going to the most popular podcast with my oldest shirt" Homme

[@adampindell]

I believe it was from a relay back in 95'

[@samboyaus]

I wonder if he got there and was like "Cameras? Fuck I thought this was just a podcast!"

[@jeffs.1999]

...guitar strap wear and tear.

[@infectedvoice7293]

@@jeffs.1999 Just came to comment exactly that, I have tons of shirts with that pattern of holes, always from the guitar strap.

[@hellooutsiders6865]

"Flips the beavis switch" is the most accurate term I've ever heard

[@gregoryturner9530]

for sure.

[@AdaptiveApeHybrid]

I was driving the other night and Wayward Son came on and I had a similar moment

[@whiteboysfavegoat]

Mate honestly though. I drive a car like a grandad, constantly afraid of the damage I could do to others. I get on a bike and I can't help myself. Just braaaaap n disapear ;)

[@goldwynn6098]

His jokes are still better than Schaubs stand up.

[@YourPoint1981]

Goldwynn my toddler is funnier

[@antonr.2101]

my hemorrhoids are funnier than Schaub...

[@davidnoland2957]

My pastor is better at telling jokes than Schaub. And he has fresh material every week.

[@alaskansummertime]

First Tim Dillon episode I did not watch. Made it like four minutes. Joe really needs to quit with the oh anyone can be a comic and do podcasts. No Joe. No they can't. Some people are good at some things. And not good at others. That is reality.

[@travissawatzky9924]

Bob Lazar bob lazer with the smoke😂

[@briansullivan8610]

Joe ignored more jokes in this show than he does with Theo Von. Wow.

[@antonzigando150]

Joe doesnt have a funny bone in his body (pun intended)

[@wernercolyn892]

Joe ignores jokes doing stand up as well.

[@lifemusic1980]

Lol!!!

[@gabrielmajack9837]

I listened to this on iTunes, I kept wanting to tell this guy “you’re not a comedian”.. He was trying to hard to impress Joe. And it got annoying.

[@djr1829]

@@gabrielmajack9837 the only person trying too hard is you in that pathetic profile picture.

[@kevinmaxwell2567]

Josh did a music clinic in my college a few hours before their sold out Dublin show, I tried my luck, “HEY JOSH ANY TICKETS FOR TONIGHT!!???” His response: “Here bud, enjoy” He handed me two tickets hahahah. Such a gentleman

[@w_stew8912]

Joe: “Dolphins commit infanticide” Josh: “They do it on porpoise” Joe: ...

[@RaDicAL808]

Hinchcliffe should come on with Josh and have a pun battle

[@AXharoth]

i didnt know what it is , did joe?

[@samnorris3649]

@@AXharoth Probably not. Seems like it went right over his head.

[@delta-9969]

thats fucking lame dude thats a rosie odonnel joke

[@adamotto7268]

Haha lost my shit and Joe nothing.....

[@FalconTalk]

I once saw Josh play the guitar with a cigarette in his mouth, then flicked the cigarette behind his back and went into a guitar solo. Shit was rad

[@JLKnoxville]

He's a bawss ginger elvis

[@caughtinsideu]

That shit is rad

[@joshweigel1131]

I'm thinking about taking up smoking.

[@KickDrumKid23]

You went to a rock show? Cool story.

[@dc8890]

19:45 - Lol at the "wheely hard" joke, which Joe didn't get at all

[@TheTribalistic]

D C or 49:28 “cuz they are at the same race joke” 😂😂😂

[@arcticbadger1]

D C I think he did but I reckon he didn’t want to As if not to show that this guy may be funnier than him 🤔

[@markwilliams7054]

It's a hack joke

[@deadlegs187]

At a QOTSA gig ( in Liverpool years ago) he told us all to "light em if ya got em" "I'll pay the fine" love this human

[@Kenobi_Cowboy]

QOTSA are the GOAT

[@matthewsisti4382]

"Reserve the right to be surprised by life" - Josh Homme

[@danielsteer7707]

Ian Brown - " I wake up every day in awe of creation"

[@looneycaster]

Joe was being a total Gary for this entire podcast...

[@nworbrelytthefirst]

Gary stinks of lame worse than a shit's dying breath.

[@sikkazzfool89]

1:38:31

[@jeromeforman1777]

Josh is a whole level above Joe.

[@woweezowee5826]

@Angry Pent He blocked them with a suitcase!?

[@MindoftheMindless10]

"I know things" vs "no one knows anything"

[@arcticbadger1]

Does anyone reckon joe might of felt intimidated/threatened by him ? 🤔 Reason for not laughing at even one of his jokes.☹️

[@happyrobot6396]

Angry Pent bruh Josh’s riffs WERE Kyuss. Him and Garcia’s vocals. Brant is an amazing musician, but who remembers Kyuss for the drumming? Brant definitely might’ve contributed a lot more behind the scenes, so it’s unfair of me to not give him credit. However, Josh and Garcia were the main stage, leaning more towards Josh. Also Brant and Garcia were hardly trying to “reform” Kyuss. They already knew that Josh wouldn’t join them in their mission, and Brant didn’t like Reeder as a person. Kyuss wasn’t coming back. To my speculation, they wanted to capitalize on the buzz Kyuss had created by being such a monumental but short act. Josh knew that Kyuss wasn’t going to be able to be brought back without it being tainted. He probably didn’t want that as part of their legacy. Now since Josh owned the rights to the Kyuss name, and Garcia/Brant continued to use the name to tour, he striked them. If you read up on it, apparently Josh and Reeder (other member of the copyright claim) had already tried to reason with Kyuss Lives! to no avail. I’m sorry man but I’ve never been able to see how Josh is the huge asshole in this story as I’ve seen so many Kyuss fans claim before. I love Kyuss and QOTSA equally, and I wish things didn’t have to turn sour between those members.

[@aisforannihilation1662]

@Angry Pent lame ass Queens songs? Why do vultures sound like like queens songs? I personally love their sound but I don't know the drama between them.

[@happyrobot6396]

Josh Homme is such a great dude, wish I could thank him personally for his music and being

[@therapist6328]

I've thanked him for his music by buying every album and paying for tickets to see them pretty much every time they have have come to Toronto since 2002.

[@happyrobot6396]

Thera Pist hopefully I get the chance to see them live too, I haven’t been around long enough to catch all their tours through Texas unfortunately

[@rupeisfishing]

"Gary" - Josh Homme, 2019

[@GaryTuttle]

Its weird for me listening to this podcast

[@BostonsF1nest]

“DMT”- Joe Rogan 1776-2019

[@rupeisfishing]

Gary Tuttle I can only imagine. It has been a very enjoyable watch/listen for me though. It sounds like Josh is having a tough time with the dissolution of his marriage but won’t say it directly out loud. I really hope he’s ok.

[@hanspetersen648]

ha ha ha

[@nicolaserafini6590]

They should do a GARY sticker for the QOTSA merch table

[@zemilkbottle]

When someone is naturally funny vs being funny by writing it down and practicing over and over again.

[@crestiferj2689]

word.

[@therapist6328]

JH is certainly witty.

[@RobLate]

So true. Learning how to be ‘funny’ is so not funny. Can’t believe Joe fills big venues, I guess his podcast fame helps?

[@compugasm]

Joe is surprised Josh has 1 car. The one he's had since he's 14. This whole interview, hasn't Joe seen the one t-shirt Josh owned since 1995?

[@nd96_]

Take a shot every time homme mentions fictional "Gary" lol

[@rooster3103]

I don't get it either. Who is Gary

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

Everyone in the comments seem to think saying gary every ten minutes is the pinnacle of comedy

[@drmantistoboggan2870]

@@rooster3103 no one, its a mcguffin name

[@rooster3103]

@@drmantistoboggan2870 thank you sir

[@pakoti96]

"Hey Gary, why are people on the Internet calling you fictional?"

[@hackzein4138]

"They do it on porpoise." Should have gotten more that was great

[@Sam-py3gq]

It was great. was disappointed Joe just let it sail by

[@stevemadak6255]

Only the few select comics that joe decides are good are allowed to be funny around him

[@dogwklr]

@WIZARD RAPIER they were talking about killer whales and he made the play on words using "porpoise" instead of purpose. They are a cross between a whale and a dolphin, an aquatic mammal.

[@WinkyMcWinkerson]

"Missouri loves company."

[@greggotti9740]

Look into Norm MacDonald

[@GabzitoHD]

I love how Josh things about the dad jokes for a minute after he says them, giggling to himself while Joe is talking about something else

[@aisforannihilation1662]

Porpoise 1 had him rolling for a while which I understand cuz it's a pun I've used for yrs & it still cracks me up, only I go much deeper with it by saying porpii' ... dual porpoise.

[@Denkin_Donuts]

Dude. Joe didn’t even laugh when they were talking about dolphins and josh says “well they do it on porpoise.” That’s was absolute gold and joe just downed him.

[@commonsense7754]

Joe hates people with witt as he has zero.

[@TheHardway1916]

That dude is not funny anyone 2ho thinks he is ....is fucking stupid

[@idiotshittiot]

TheHardway1916 you’re not an intellectual. You haven’t heard enough QOTSA or Kyuss or EODM to be on the same level as us intellectuals. Nerd.

[@no_tread_]

it is funny, but not groundbreaking and it has been used allot before. If you watched Animal Planet, you have heard the porpoise/purpose pun before. I find Joe fucking hillarious, but I don't laugh at all of his Jokes. Some of them are just clever and some are so clever that I laugh about how clever they are. He also does some that does get past me and cracks me up.

[@Deathwing2001]

Joe “your puns mean nothing to me” Rogan

[@troyswink5435]

The joe rogan middle name joke needs to stop its dead and it was never funny

[@tolgaaykut4557]

Yeh and he has some good ones too - seriously no pause for laughter 😉

[@rockerdude86]

@@troyswink5435 okay Troy "stop having fun" Swink

[@troyswink5435]

@@rockerdude86 wow how clever

[@arcuscerebellumus8797]

Well, "It needs to stop" isn't a benchmark for cleverness either. It's not the joke, it is you who needs to stop assuming that because you personally don't fancy something it's the same way for everyone else.

[@ricoolivarez94]

When is the Josh Homme Netflix special coming out?

[@ricoolivarez94]

@Larry Myers 👍 i like JRE, not Joe Rogan's stand up.

[@MattyH73]

40:45 greatest joke of all time and Joe didn’t even get it

[@arcticbadger1]

Does anyone reckon joe might of felt intimidated/threatened by him ? 🤔 Reason for not laughing at even one of his jokes.☹️

[@Sappa9702]

Josh looked around like "I can't get this guy" 🤣

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

@@Sappa9702 he was looking for a reaction so he looked at Jaime

[@ac.salsdate2432]

Dude ... joes face man 😂😂😂

[@aisforannihilation1662]

Lyricists play with words all the time, even when we're not trying. It can b really annoying when u want to shut it off but also grateful for it when u want to create.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Imagine getting Josh Homme on your podcast and then not appreciating his Joshness *at all*

[@jordananderson9538]

Josh Homme, you're words help me get past something today. Thank you.

[@himynameisjc91]

Damn, I feel like I heard young Jamie laughing more than Joe lol

[@daftnord4957]

*queue Joe's dirty look back*

[@daffyshakilfur3563]

My friend and had the pleasure of meeting Josh after a show at the norva in Richmond around the time of era vulgaris. He is so humble and gentle. Such a stand up guy. Talked with us for a half hour. Never seemed like he was in a hurry.

[@soulkitchen1979]

"It must have been wheely hard" come on Joe get with Josh's dad jokes. Damn man.

[@nocomment1469]

Right , but dick n fart jokes are hilarious to Joe 🙄

[@superintelligentapefromthe121]

That 5% Neanderthal shows up quite often.....

[@MrDallii]

Joe's not into the puns

[@kairidderbos5625]

The clever ones usually fly right over his bald head haha

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@@MrDallii I'm not either, but when you're a podcast host and am interviewer, the least you can do is chuckle or acknowledge it. Sometimes it feels like he's the only one who's allowed to be funny unless it's Tom Segura or Joey Diaz.

[@Maveric007]

“To be a man you jump of this...” “I’m starting to identify as a ...” that’s hilarious. I hope I’m not the only one who laughed

[@akeminakajima449]

I laughed

[@yevgenyspetsnaz8855]

Yeah his brain sounded the alarm “warning! Warning! Completing this joke will trigger NPC outrage” “ emergency shutdown engaged”

[@frankiesabba]

I laughed so hard, he stepped on the brakes just coming up at the edge

[@af7318]

I am a Binary Helicopter and I approve of this message.

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

@@frankiesabba he drifted with his back right tire off the edge 😂😂 I could smell the tire smoke

[@nocturnalferalguitarist]

Josh Homme brings brilliant conversation to JRE just like his music

[@chihuahuaman7025]

Josh is a very artistic dude and Joe just isn’t. Joe is insanely smart but he had a hard time rolling with such an artistic guy. Josh has a huge personality.

[@rihardspeters]

Joe's cognitive abilities are average

[@arcticbadger1]

Does anyone reckon joe might of felt intimidated/threatened by him ? 🤔 Reason for not laughing at even one of his jokes.☹️

[@aaronmadrigal4626]

Arctic badger I think so I would too josh is soo damn cool

[@robbiecheyne785]

Joe Rogan isn't insanely smart

[@jasonbarnes2693]

Rogan really doesn’t like his guests being funnier than him

[@jasonbarnes2693]

J B haha

[@toprob20]

A wet blanket is funnier than Joe though...

[@tryitout-701]

If that was true, he would have Joey días so often. Or bill burr. He get serious about the conversation. Joe is not an improv guy.

[@jasonbarnes2693]

tryitout - it is true when he has guests who aren’t comedians on.

[@earl-larsen]

Ben doverman joey grew up in bergen, NJ in the 80s and an old italian man took him in after his mom died. no shit joeys got that NJ/NYC italian accent

[@cecilcharlesofficial]

"How did they build these temples without the wheel? That would be... wheely... hard."' Dude went for it.

[@c-trick3302]

Cecil Charles Official thank you, I’ve been searching for this comment. I knew I couldn’t be the only one to catch it 😂

[@cecilcharlesofficial]

@@c-trick3302 it was under his breath and, as with the rest of his puns, Joe took no notice, hahaha.

[@jemmineye77]

@@cecilcharlesofficial He ignored them "on porpoise".

[@somewhatinformed1208]

Cecil Charles Official people are really upset Joe wasn't sidetracked by the other guy's dad jokes and kept the conversation going.... I still haven't figured out why 90% of the comments are anti-jo... people really hate a successful talk show that has interesting people on it.

[@cecilcharlesofficial]

somewhat informed - haha, I do kind of think Joe is incapable of laughing at something he doesn’t find funny, even if it would make all parties feel better. And I’m a lot like Josh - I make dad jokes all the time. That said, you can’t make someone laugh, haha. In the end, who cares - Joe keeps making long form content with people whom the world finds interesting :)

[@wardencobb7442]

Joe met a guy who's not a comedian -but is actually much funnier than he is.

[@konanoobiemaster]

this

[@onlyme3628]

joe, (no caps for him) is totally threatened and jealous of Josh's humour and personality. He hijacked the show and joe's a Bitter Betty about it. He isn't missing Josh's jokes, he's IGNORING Josh's jokes.

[@wardencobb7442]

@@onlyme3628 you're exactly right. Joe is that popular guy who is secretly jealous of the naturally cool badass guy. Plus, Josh Homme is 6'4" and Joe is only 5'7" -and Joe knows Josh could kick the fuck out of him -not that Josh would, but Joe hates knowing that.

[@eldonandy]

@@wardencobb7442 wtf are you talking about? Joe could beat the shit out of Josh NO DOUBT. He's a mixed martial artist and all around badass. No contest.

[@josephcampbell9397]

@@onlyme3628 he could be just tired he looks it

[@brandongossman5349]

Bring Josh Homme back. Joe wasn't himself on this one

[@Bryanfuel0]

I agree. Everyone is roasting him in the comments, but who knows what was going on with him that day. Maybe an old friend past away and he really wasn't in the mood to laugh at puns.

[@swikarpyakurel8863]

He needs to go on Monday Morning Podcast.

[@obikenohbee8794]

So many Jokes, Joe is such a tough crowd! Gary would have gotten all these jokes...

[@AcridEclipse11]

K Smith HAHAHAHA

[@peterdaigle4772]

I'm hoping Gary is the next guest

[@stevemadak6255]

Yeah wtf, its almost as if Joe has no natural sense of humor and therefore cant have a conversation with someone who is inherently funnier than him

[@crunchy85]

I laughed every time he mentioned Gary. so fucking funny

[@hulksue69]

You try making 13xxx episodes and get every joke a guest has made. I doubt you can, you’re an idiot.

[@googlrc]

Who woulda thought Josh Homme was 1000 time funnier than the comedian.

[@5minutemajor141]

googlrc people that listen to his music.

[@zombiefeenix7013]

I’m a fan of JRE, but does anyone really find Joe funny?

[@GolfTool]

zombie feenix His stand up is brutal, all he does is scream punchlines and he’s still able to play arenas. Astonishing. Joe is actually really funny around less funny people. Probably why he’s best friends with Schaub.

[@talesfromthemidwest]

Josh has always brought the lulz. Google it.

[@nekarui]

@@zombiefeenix7013 no

[@pattio666]

"Don't squeeze the shaman"... holy shit he's brilliant.

[@themarathoncontinues9884]

I liked that one too

[@daisybluegroff]

That's why his music is so amazing.

[@ashbalu6911]

that joke was fucking fire

[@ashbalu6911]

@J T look up "squeeze the charmin"

[@pattio666]

@J T It's a reference to a very famous ad campaign from the 70's (early 80's?) for Charmin toilet paper. "Don't squeeze the Charmin" was parroted a trillion times on thousands of playgrounds across the country.

[@RJones-es7ur]

I love this man, he doesn't even want to push his own promo. Ginger Elvis is the coolest guy around!

[@Whoknowsuknow]

There's so many puns in the QOTSA songs, makes sense that he uses them in real life too.

[@pattmayne]

half their songs are just hilarious one-liners about being a degenerate scumbag. A blast!

[@abramsinsights7562]

@@pattmayne lyrics can simply be read dramatically in a poetry contest and they are still quite fun

[@wellrose17]

Thank God someone else noticed this. What's the song where he fucks with the saying time heals all wounds?

[@richardlegrand4697]

Homme is quick with the jokes..joe, dressed like a panda, is having none of it

[@dominickschrute3084]

Panda panda panda panda 🐼

[@j_freed]

* is having pun of it.

[@MonkyMonk729]

**Joe, dressed like a panda, is having a tough time BEARing it.

[@TheBjarniThor]

Homme is such a creative mind, even funnier than Rogan naturally

[@Stbuster31]

just like Patrick Carney was. Joe isn't on that level of naturally cool and funny

[@Funz2022]

Joe is not naturally funny at all. He is a very stiff and not very chill person. His whole crowd are like this ha ha. Josh is on a totally different level than joe.

[@immortal-jbv3598]

So true. Joe definitely has always been stand oafish. 🤣🤣🤣

[@immortal-jbv3598]

Josh is a better stand up and probably had never done it before but obviously never stops doing it

[@kevindonnelly9811]

Rogan isn't actually THAT funny.

[@peachmelba1000]

See, here's the thing about why Joe is awkward in this interview: 1) many comedians don't like when a non comedian is funnier than they are, and 2) they especially seem to dislike one liners, believing for some reason that they are hacky. I don't think Joe missed the jokes, I think he just didn't acknowledge them. The problem is, Joe seemed to forget that Josh is not a professional comedian, and he probably shouldn't have held those prejudices at all, in this case. This may have also been a case of one alpha encountering another he couldn't quite contend with, which is weird because Josh didn't give off any "we're competing right now" vibes. Quite a fail on Joe's part.

[@sarahb2004]

👏

[@paladin_83]

Or.... Josh isn't funny.

[@peachmelba1000]

@@paladin_83 He is though. Sure it's a really childish sort of funny, but that what makes it funny.

[@Mr-E.]

Agreed peachmelba1000 - Joe only laughs at comedians who are high ranking like Bill Burr or Joey Diaz... almost as if he categorizes in his head what is funny...

[@MonkyMonk729]

@@paladin_83 No, that's not it.

[@Powerful_TDFAM]

In this episode, Joe meets the guy he aspires to be and treats him with indifference.

[@fl0nk11]

Oh my shit...you fuckin' NAILED IT.

[@akeminakajima449]

Yup

[@davidspeicher808]

This is the greatest comment i've ever seen! It's spot on

[@lucaslacasse6092]

Maybe not aspires but definitely admires

[@FreakyBr0]

best comment

[@nicolaserafini6590]

Josh was a blast in this, too bad Joe talked to him like he stole his GF back in the high school days.

[@cakeunicornpirateman]

Nicola Serafini prolly did lmao

[@nickenglehart3106]

Nicola Serafini don’t understand ? Joe clearly placates him and tells him he’s famous ?

[@Larry_Sportello]

Because he did...I'm sure.

[@abramsinsights7562]

Starting to think he did.

[@seanXradmer]

He’s done it to others lol

[@wiggityp]

Josh seems way chill and down to earth for a rockstar.

Logic over emotion

[@sealevelbear]

He is a complex guy, like most people. He’s feisty 🤜🤛

[@KendrickMan]

He's actually got a reputation for being a serious dick. I didn't see it come out here though.

[@mahnoorpirzada6638]

josh homme is not only funnier than 90% of stand up comedians, he comes across as so deep and artistic. what a babe!!!

[@laurengroves7566]

ya!!!!!!!!

[@ru2388]

Man, he talked so nice and lovingly and adoringly about his wife, and they had just split up.

[@dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241]

ru2388 wait I’m just tuning in, what happened?

[@AlfonzOwberg]

Joe acted exactly like this when he had Theo Von on. Ignoring ALL jokes and puns...

[@quinnrivers4710]

I literally thought the same. But joes definitely giving some laughs

[@abramsinsights7562]

A rather "plush" relationship of humor? Where they going for tomorrow?

[@iequalztehgod]

Johan Abrams Where are they going with the mask they found?

[@davidnoland2957]

I think with Theo a lot of his jokes went right over his head. With this guy his jokes are pretty obvious and not LOL funny. I think this guest is entertaining/funny but he didn't have me chuckling like Theo

[@johndcoffee632]

He's really really high

[@setantii298]

Waiting for Joe to ask why Josh didn't include DMT in 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'.

[@dakotajensen181]

Instead of cocaine it should have been "nicotine valium vicodin marijuana ecstasy and alchohol....dddddd DMT!!!!!"

[@danielburriss7827]

I feel like it’d be appropriate if you played the song backwards and heard “DMT”.

[@bpc1003]

Brilliant

[@DonteKeys]

First funny DMT joke in the Rogan comment section in like a year.

[@chrischambers7511]

I can totally see how Josh and Bourdain were friends.

[@fl0nk11]

I'm really tickled by the fact that even people who don't know who Josh is think he's funnier and cooler than Joe. Hell, they came here for Joe and walked away Josh fans...but how can you not?

[@boofert.washington2499]

There are a lot of haters in the comments, as well. They hate his humor. I love it tho.

[@andytlwy]

Joe: Dolphins commit infanticide, they kill babies Josh: They do it on porpoise NOTHING?!? REALLY??

[@louishwu]

"It's just Gary on Gary crime out there" - Josh Homme

[@mklvg]

Joe Rogan had the luxury of interviewing a musical God , i love Josh Homme's music ❤️

[@Elliebellebama]

Josh is such a funny, mellow, smart down to earth dude I love him even more.

[@girthmitegavin]

“ They do it on porpoise” he’s the king of dad jokes

[@rThorWenzel]

40:50 i just chuckled.

[@leonmohan1708]

It went straight over JR's head, that made it even funnier. I think I could hear Josh giggling in the background and Joe looking across thinking WTF!!!

[@crunchy85]

Lmao homme is the best.. poor Rogan ;(

[@Blake_.Dryden]

Always has been.

[@mattthoms3459]

“They did it without the wheel. That must have been wheely hard”