Joe Rogan Experience

Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”.

[@seanboi4life]

I could listen to joey tell stories for the rest of my simulation.

[@REAPER3fitty]

Gotta say I've never heard that but I really like it

[@misha_mulisha]

You refering to Joe explanation of simulation to Brendan & Co?

[@REAPER3fitty]

@@misha_mulisha just simulation theory in general

[@nicoleyensen7062]

That statement makes little no sense.

[@dylantuf6228]

I read that as stimulation and was really lost for a second..

[@johntenezaca236]

0:00 - "Joeys heavy breathing" Me: hell yea

[@DeezNuts-xo2ee]

Lmao labored

[@arberzere6762]

Fuck yeah dude 😂

[@brandonburchett3292]

Hahahaha

[@BEDCORN]

instant classic

[@alwaysgoinfishin714]

Hahaha

[@Herreraluis106]

You’ll never hear Joey say “you had to be there.” He takes you there.

[@scutty8328]

Perfect way to put it

[@tangalicious1278]

True dat brutha

[@miiike77]

Well said

[@lootube121]

Wow, that's so true

[@3hooks781]

So true!!!!!

[@sergiovasquez298]

Smoking a blunt watching these interviews is the best part about the day

[@potterj09]

More of a pipe fan myself. If you're gonna skate on thin ice you may aswell dance. Tremendous.

[@hamidmhr99]

More of a tight joint person, organic OCB thin paper.

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

Joey Diaz is a real life GTA character and if he’s not in GTA6 I will protest

[@danieltyrrell2490]

Mafia 3 if u rly wanna see him in a game

[@TD1021-]

Hes gonna be the 1 that lives in some red light district with 3 hookers and a yorkie and master plans all your heists

[@jedrayne3636]

He was in spider man 2 or 3 and that was good enough for me

[@squidstone8399]

Lester IRL

[@omari_104]

Neal Gray its a game made for adults

[@TheUnplugged1]

“U know what’s great about that car? ....It doubles as a casket” God bless Joey Diaz

[@749young]

That was some funny shit.......

[@Fricken1]

I paused when he said said that and knew, right when I play it again joe’s gonna be laughing, but it was Jaime who was laughing

[@jenky1044]

Yeah and what he said... that's NOT what makes Subaru great. LoL 😂. Gotta love JD.

[@wosse666]

I JUST LOVE Joey Diaz and his voice and accent and everything. Its like listening to a 1940s and 50s mobster talking about shit and its just absolutely brilliant

[@greekpapi]

One thing I will admit, my company gave me a Subaru Legacy back in 2010 as a company car, it was one of the best cars I ever drove. Never got stuck in snow, never slipped up in icy conditions, 4 inches of snow on the highway, car was planted firmly. Really is amazing how well the car is designed and built.

[@_Jump_Man_]

Joey sounds like what I imagined a cigarette would sound like if it could talk

[@RicardoHernandezGTX]

More like a cigar

[@joshuanel1424]

Jumpman Lee that my friend is what I call a recycled joke

[@ScubaSteve3560]

For me it's a joint, laced with coke from 1984

[@BDChupacabra]

@@ScubaSteve3560 Coco puff!

[@tailopezpartners4060]

Jumpman Lee HOEY REMINDS ME OF SNIK, the VILLIAN CHARACTER FROM MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS with MAURICE - HOWIE MANDEL

[@thomasbabilon9146]

Diaz: "Did ya get that picture of the monkey I sent to ya for breakfast?"

[@Jaygaurangadas108]

Joey "Did ya get that picture of the monkey I sent to ya for Breakfast" Diaz

[@Zikemach]

Joe: "Imagine working in an office your whole life" Joe's entire audience: "..."

[@elperronimo]

You could literally quit your job and live in the woods if you wanted to

[@tripbunny]

@@elperronimo Yeah, it's just that easy.

[@thefloridamanofytcomments5264]

There’s a decent number of criminals in the audience, mostly dope boys.

[@andrewmowbray7035]

Love this podcast and more often than not it’s Inspirational but there’s usually at least one part that makes me feel like shit. Stuff like “Can you imagine sitting in an office all day” or when they try to relate to everyday people and end up sounding like out of touch rich people lol

[@Mason-dq7cf]

Andrew Mowbray totally right

[@soyoudontforget]

I almost died when Joe said real car people must think we are idiots. Talking about rx7s then immediately switching to rotary engines and wondering what car they were in 🤣 absolute gold. Love Joe and Joey together!

[@vicentee2687]

joe knows his mustangs tho

[@Foojum]

"Joey Diaz uploaded 3 seconds ago" What a good thing to see

[@E_U_O]

It says there's one view, 280 likes, and one dislike. KZbin math...

[@ianispeein3770]

Justin Brink this has been happening for several years why do people still comment on it

[@thisfeatureisstupidxo]

:’)

[@MW3vsRDR]

gargantuas facts

[@MrBB-mw6vy]

I'm a big Church fan!! Fam, can you please give me a follow on the IG?? Thank you! instagram.com/therealswagaroo/

[@rockieboba]

Joe: You calling us dumb? Joey: *Yes absolutely*

[@BostonsF1nest]

Brendan Schaub: You calling me gay? Everyone in the entire universe: Yes absolutely

[@AR-nt5vx]

Join the cult

[@YMG-Herb]

When Joey Diaz said “when I was a burglar” it was like he was talking about an old job 😂😂😂

[@MasudaOfKorriban]

It's a lot of peoples jobs. rough times pushes people towards jobs like so.

[@vincentvega6932]

It is a job. Even being good at crime takes a level expertise, dedication and good old fashioned experience.. Successful criminals are no dumbies but just 1 single mistake... And well, u already know

[@biguprochester]

He ate ass like the ham burglar

[@melkrollwz]

1:25:25 I love how joe just conveniently spawns in a big ass joint from thin air

[@bradenfry8939]

I don’t smoke but that made even a straight lace guy like myself just go “Tommy mother f’n Chong is the man”

[@WAGNERONE1978]

GT 40

[@WAGNERONE1978]

1968 GT500KR 4 SPEED TOPLOADER 9 INCH REAREND

[@WAGNERONE1978]

Two Holley 4 Barrels

[@RYupYupp]

I wish there was a Netflix series just Joey and joe together with guests

[@thorshk]

@Daniel Caine fuck no

[@dylanass6924]

Daniel Caine sadly he’s right

[@christopher1369]

Danny Devito and Joey would be something

[@johnjameson4901]

@Daniel Caine that's a no from me dawg

[@georgiasamara6327]

take a look at The Midnight Gospel (netflix)

[@wrekonizereal2]

Hopefully Uncle Joey takes care of his lungs, can’t afford to lose a legend. Relate to him so much since I grew up in Union city. Shoutout to everyone watching this podcast. Much peace and love, hope ya have a blessed year!

[@joshuawalton3347]

Wheres union city

[@ZoomNotice]

rawlikesushi3 he smokes weed LOL he’s not gonna ever get sick from his lungs

[@bernardmorris125]

bom thats the dumbest logic. Joey used to chain smoke cigarettes for many years. And even weed isn’t fantastic for your lungs.

[@SortaProfessional89]

Over here lookin like ohgoon and shit

[@SaxaphoneMan42]

@@ZoomNotice smoking anything isn't good for your lungs, when you have a fire in front of your face you will be breathing in carbon monoxide

[@pressf4896]

I can’t remember what I had for Breakfast, Joey Diaz is out here telling the 100th unique story about what he did in Boulder in 1982

[@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590]

I feel like that’s a shot comparison. Like isn’t it more likely you remember a story you experienced and care about rather than some fact with no bearing on the events of the world. and if it was a cool he prolly told it 20 times the first week after and another 20 after that

[@williampickett4408]

How many of those are just the truth stretched for entertainment purposes. It’s still awesome

[@dnooup9807]

F

[@BlakeClass]

He’s said before that he writes everyday for an hour. If he can’t think of a joke or bit right away, then he writes out all of the details for a story from his past. This started as a way to avoid writers block and make sure everyday was productive. Turned into so much more. I honestly am not huge on his stand up, but he’s one of the best podcast guest/host/comedic storytellers there is.

[@BigWizy]

William Pickett Joey doesn’t do that. Maybe in his bits but not on podcasts

[@MC-dj7ri]

Joey has some of the most hilarious stories to tell. I listen to his kidnapping story at least twice a month. It’s just awesome!

[@r4ng3k03r1]

It was his old job.He doesn't rob anybody anymore.Listening to a new coat all he does just take ridiculously amounts of the starts the day off with a 1000 mg.And by the end of the night it's like 5000 mg of THC Why? Would he need a rob when he's making all this money from comedy podcasting?KZbin Patriot all that.Why would he need to rub not to mention?He has a childhat's now 7. Why would he risk going to jail Or prison? You aint a drug addict anymore. He even quit taking xanax that was prescribed?... He doesn't take him anymore because the withdrawals, but he'll take 1 or 2 when he's having a really bad anxiety or going on a plane.So you don't know she's talking about really

[@bl1ss23]

Uncle Joey!!! 😭 I really needed this podcast. Our town is a ghost town now because of the volcano. Much love from the Philippines. 🇵🇭

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Hope you're okay👊

[@wonkah5278]

Hahah bruh wtf 😂😂😂

[@michaeljohnscott7989]

If Uncle Joey was there he'd be out & about filling his Subaru with peoples booty. Be safe man! 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@tewodroz]

Stay safe bro ✌🏽

[@jacksonrudolph7502]

Chin up homie 👊👊

[@Raptor-Jesus]

Joey's weeze laugh sounds like the Aztec death whistle from the last podcast!

[@JackyRogue]

😆😆👏👏

[@SavageAudits]

Raptor Jesus Delete that comment; un-do the curse you have laid upon Jose.

[@alaintavakoli4573]

😂🤣🤣

[@JMW_JMW_JMW]

lol

[@thetattooedbeekeeper]

bahahahaha

[@WillWinterz]

Joey : “We called him Puerto Rican Nelson” Joe : “why’s that” Joey : “He was Puerto Rican, and his name was Nelson”

[@og8281]

V vv

[@og8281]

V vvv

[@MrWells-km5cp]

Joe yah fuckin goomba

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Cool comment guy, very original and not an exact copy of something already stated without any personal input of your own Wouldnt wanna accidentally make a comment that contains your own thoughts or opinions!

[@shustyrackleford_710]

@D M its a joke, YOU lighten up and stop reading things in such a serious tone ;)

[@Ooseph367]

“Sorry about that fart joe rogan I had one of those whey proteins” 😂😂

[@jll2346]

Literally Peter griffin irl

[@yunnoiz7142]

😂😂

[@potterj09]

@sasukeuchiha8801 Chefs kiss trememdous.

[@matheusborgesv]

Azucar

[@whoobastank8616]

His breathing is heavy like he just pulled a heist in Boulder

[@austinmiller5515]

whooba stank he did

[@uzazil]

He has emphysema

[@basspalace2920]

whooba stank he did

[@ImDougDimmadome]

“Listen cocksucka, it was 1984 in Boulder and I was desperate for money...”

[@mikemartin5073]

nope its just from walking back from the shitter

[@ICYX]

Just when I thought I’d have to rewatch some oldies tonight.

[@Usergx-3047]

Just as I’m digging the archives and KZbin crashes and I reopen to this

[@ICYX]

Matthew Willis-lawrence thought it was just me

[@fireandblood2919]

Same. Been watching "Joe Rogan heated arguments." Lol. My favourite is Joe making fun of Redban talking about Olive garden.

[@kieran3389]

Mr Nervous exact same buddy thank fuck for this

[@Jmaka1632]

I was literally thinking shit I’ll have to find an old Joey tonight and boom

[@Porkins]

If my bulldog could speak, he'd sound like Joey Diaz.

[@aronbustillos5764]

K Rose 😂😂😂

[@tysonmitchell938]

Ah! That's awesome bro!...I have a 10yr old english bulldog and can relate! lol

[@runswithphantoms]

There should be a Homeward Bound reboot starring: Joey Diaz as K Rose's bulldog, Tom Holland as a Husky puppy, And Scarlett Johanssen as a red Tabby Cat.

[@richardnokes6438]

Probably wouldn't lie as much

[@matthewmarain1562]

I wish my dog sounded like that

[@Naes909SBC]

These 2 are just great together…. They’re so real and hilarious. Just comfortable and humble vibes.

[@NohabloEng]

litterally two pals chatting together about all subjects, smoking & getting paid to do so

[@DannyDoggedYou]

“Between the ages of 5 and 10 I went through some changes.. until I got hit in the head by a lunch box” the extreme casualness of this and the fact that it was met with no reaction at all killed me entirely

[@ryanphelps1652]

And Joe didn't even react to that line

[@painmt651]

People our age have been hit by and with all kinds of stuff!

[@frisc0strangler207]

@@painmt651 amen

[@THATolBoYCAtfIsH]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ali-et9oz]

Bro FR lol I had to rewind like did I hear that right?

[@chaoskid657]

3 more hours added to the collection: the greatest guest of JRE

[@w3td0g71]

Nah he's a idiot but he can blab

[@chaoskid657]

W3T D0G you should make a podcast about it

[@w3td0g71]

@@chaoskid657 about what ?

[@torbenschulze]

Can't believe Joey is still telling Stories Joe never heard of

[@dankim3950]

10 years of podcasts, averaging 3hr each with Joe, and Joey is still telling stories Joe hasn't heard before....

[@advmmahon]

The man has lived a full life

[@QuakeSphere]

Maybe hes just really good at making shit up

[@AeronN7]

Joey "Stories for dayz" Diaz

[@garyogburnjr3647]

@@QuakeSphere 100%

[@lultrappy4457]

Just watched the one from 2 years prior to this yesterday, and now I’m into this one. You 2 are helping me get thru my days of work thank you so much for such great stories and conversations and content. You guys are awesome especially when you guys get together, such great chemistry man

[@sundaylass6828]

Every inhale from uncle joey is like a dramatic pause.

[@Bighomiehobbs]

Yeap

[@kivaansingh9452]

Fu#k you

[@lfozzie]

He starts to talk in paragraphs and then takes like a 5 second breather😂

[@walterloehrmann5213]

He should not get the Rona.

[@stancexpunks]

His inhales sounds like gasps 😩

[@himachal8252]

They should have Joey Diaz's voice for Alexa and google maps

[@1121jesus]

Imagine taking a wrong turn...

[@JoeBarron1027]

"Turn right cocksuka"

[@Alex-ow6hk]

Yesssss

[@johnjohnson2605]

You missed your exit ya dumb fuck

[@jethroshaw4642]

@@ficcguy1532 yeeeeee

[@Mcleod1198]

Guys at university of boulder: so how many mpg Joey diaz: these guys were astronauts asking questions about velocity i had to look up answers😂😂

[@defoperator7993]

This comment was even funnier than his bit

[@robertb572]

“Sorry about that fart Joe Rogan” Best line ever

[@BoqPrecision]

Also sincere remorse in his eyes...

[@keekdawg4472]

😂😂😂😂

[@bocslauris]

1:51:02 Asuka!

[@QS-si3cq]

He seriously must have laid a bomb to have felt the need to apologize for it.

[@dbassir87]

Robert B keto farts

[@Mand0_]

Love how he casually says "when i was a burglar" 🤣🤣

[@curlyfm]

Like it was his profession 🤣

[@jorgerios7653]

@@curlyfm it is 😂

[@SlingKokWell]

He also casually says , I remember being on angel dust. I couldn’t take it no more. I was gonna hide in the bushes. Throw her on the ground then ….”give her the flowers” “. And by flowers he means hard dick.

[@SlingKokWell]

@Jake24 yeah. Here on Earth , they call that rape.

[@JediWebSurf]

@Jake24 you're saying he said that to exaggerate how he felt?

[@spacemancam]

I like it when Joe and Jamie have a conversation

[@maggondatreides4783]

14:30 "You know what's good about that car? It doubles as a casket." 🤣🤣

[@whatdupdoh]

Joey diaz: I wasnt driving drunk or nothing...you know me Ten minutes later Joey Diaz: I was driving, trippin on something.

[@McSwayne]

I wasn't over the top yet 😂

[@19993gt]

Realistikk513 “not over the hill”😂😂😂 I’m a use that next time I describe my influence on drugs or alcohol.

[@InappropriateShorts]

It’s different.

[@D-Fens_1632]

He's told that story on other podcasts, but the moral was why he hates drunk driving, not why he hates small cars.

[@mitchelljulius5875]

Lmfao

[@gilbertdaroy6901]

If Joey is there, I listen. He's a natural storyteller and he's mesmerizing.

[@zoka3593]

Joey aka "the last storyBender" Diaz

[@dontpanic9261]

Joey sounds like he is purring when he talks low.

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

familiar face this is hilarious

[@globalSchelmuffsky]

physicists say, his voice is so low, you can basically hear the individual sound waves

[@Smokeyxz]

Damn that’s hilarious about physicists...

[@teemacofficial]

TREMENDOUS!!!!

[@fuckingcockslurper]

His vocal fry is crazy. Lots of smoking, LOTS of coke

[@editedbyario]

Mad respect for both of them, this episode was on a another level ❤

[@MidwesternFilthMixes]

“Stay Black , coz that’s the most important thing “ -Joey Diaz

[@Nategreenleaf8781]

These 2 are so real and genuine and they can talk about anything with each other. And it’s always gold.

[@danielmeuler2877]

Joey talk's with the honesty of a recovering addict in group. Dude is real and I completely respect that.

[@kyleshultz6920]

I'm in recovery. The war story fucks in AA are the worst. We all got those stories, it's the ones that don't relive them who stay in recovery. Although, I'd like to sponsor him to see his 4th step lol.

[@patrickcenkush519]

@@kyleshultz6920 5th, Lol

[@donnypotsmoker]

@@kyleshultz6920 lol I doubt your addiction stories are as interesting as Joey's. You sound insanely pretentious. Congrats on acting as if you're better than other addicts just because you're boring and don't even have any interesting stories after years of wasting your life. Stay sober, you jealous dork.

[@mikee702]

@@donnypotsmoker you wouldnt believe the stories you hear in there. that other guy is right and its you that sounds like the pretentious moron. lol

[@moep.8578]

@@kyleshultz6920 ur a goofy gillagam

[@docsgearheadgaming2503]

As a Canadian who lives in the Northern Rocky Mountains.....Was really entertaining listening to you guys talk about snow and cold lol. Here we get about 90" (200+ CM) annually, and temps as low as -65C (-85F)........The thought of warmth is the only thing that keeps a guy going lmao. This podcasts definitely helping. Love the show Guys. Joey is a one of a kind friend, seems like the type of guy to tear you a new asshole for something dumb you did then slap you on the back and go out for beers. A true friend thats not afraid to call your bullshit and explain why in detail. 2 Legends on 1 podcast. Perfect.

[@fosterehrie956]

“Don’t protect him, he runs like half a fruit cake” -Joey Diaz

[@Drokmarhc]

The Robert Downey Jr. podcast just came out, but I clicked on Joey Diaz.

[@Deeplycloseted435]

Nick Jones Joey Diaz is the only repeat guest, I make a point to see EVERY old podcast.

[@eliasflor52]

Nick Jones , stopped watching that podcast after 15 mins cause I checked the page and saw this one

[@duckdrop9158]

@@eliasflor52 passed on sex with the wife an hour and a half ago to be in the garage with the project 56 Nomad and CoCo.

[@inspectahdeeeohoh3079]

Me too . . I thought what interesting stories and incidents does Robert has to offer compared to uncle Joey . . He's the best tanlented story teller with that graspy voice.

[@va941]

Yeah, me toi, saving the better for last....

[@mondoreptileofficial4524]

I was in my car when joey diaz farted and i had to roll my windows down.

[@cez04]

jordan humrich lmao!!

[@davidec.4021]

HE’S CHANGING FLAVOURS

[@ryanleyba376]

Bro I could have sworn I smelled his gut rot after that fart

[@horrorbiz72]

Lmao Joe: “are you saying we’re dumb? Joey Diaz: “yes. Compared to those guys.”

[@marksanders7988]

Joe: "Why is a Subaru so good at that?" Joey: "I became a car detailer and made friends with a guy from Florida called Peter Pinto and he would bust my balls......"

[@ItsCriti]

Right

[@shoonger001]

Lmfao

[@ThiCityProductions]

lol i had to read it to hear their voices

[@andriusvalmunskis87]

Sounds like a line from Goodfellas

[@richardaaron4454]

Those Subaru WRX STI S209 are so bad ass! www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a30361094/2019-subaru-sti-s209-by-the-numbers/ Probably the car I'd rather have than any other, I just love those Rally Type Type All Wheel Drive Cars.

[@theonepstein5100]

I feel at home when uncle Joey's on.

[@Kigoz4Life]

if Joey is your uncle.. does that mean Jeffrey Epstein is his brother?

[@boofert.washington2499]

Did your parents lie to you constantly as a child? Bc Uncle Joey sure as shit does.

[@Dayonetheone]

Truth

[@Kigoz4Life]

@@boofert.washington2499 yep lol. he's a compulsive liar for comedic purpose

[@Vesavera]

I do too

[@paulkaderli3526]

This podcast brought me uncle Joey and Theo Von. I’m forever grateful for that

[@igotskunkyfunky]

Same bro

[@elijahandrews3891]

Same, 2 legends dog

[@paulkaderli3526]

Pup Pup Man who?

[@tmille10]

“ @48 minutes is pure gold bruddah” love ya uncle Joey 😂

[@cenobyte4799]

When i need to re-gravel my driveway, I play a Joey Diaz podcast and point my speakers at the ground

[@raymickens440]

AHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[@ursala3000]

LMAOOO THIS IS THE MOST UNDERATED COMMENT OF 2020 ON KZbin

[@stacyyoust]

Brilliant

[@MrWisdom79]

Lol

[@jerrykingsley6703]

@@ursala3000 i mean, i wouldn't go THAT far...

[@Jos8ball]

😂 took me a minute to realize that the earth's land masses are on Joey's shirt and not sweat stains.

[@dmans3617]

Earths land masses just got added to my vocabulary

[@davidgutierrez3360]

Same here .lol

[@albondsgalaxy]

thank you for the AHA moment! I already gave into the idea of it being sweat. Eddie bravo would be so proud of you for "looking into it".

[@aKjohn8798]

Bro that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it looks just like it!

[@isaiahlopez9928]

Joey “When I was a Burglar” Diaz

[@generaljemz8985]

😂appreciate it

[@tripp8833]

Bernie 2020

[@mikesweeney5619]

I can listen to these two all night,especially Joey,and his stories!!! freakin LOVE Joey Diaz!!!

[@henryandkhloeschannelsquan5672]

I like that Jamie is talking more.

[@yunglime2733]

He always does when familiar guests are on....

[@bubbakushii]

Yung Lime well before joe would like silence him haha now he’s part of the group

[@xavierbarton1464]

lol but joe shuts him down

[@richardnokes6438]

Get back in the hole Gimp! Joe is probably a shitty boss

[@bostyt50]

I don't Jamie isn't a guest he's tech support he needs to zip it

[@Derek_Keenan]

Joey: “Puerto Rican Nelson...” Joe: “That’s his name?” Joey: “That’s what we called him...he was Puerto Rican, and his name was Nelson.”

[@reecedrake5021]

Nailed it

[@jacob-210-9]

2:07:56

[@Travbryanmusic]

Derek Keenan lmaooo

[@sergez6172]

yeh here in Dublin we have "polish karl" "russian andre" english john" "black kofi" because we can never remember were abouts in africa there from.

[@brandonblackfyre5783]

@@sergez6172 black Kofi is crazy

[@christianholmes940]

Joey: "My buddy's got the... Tesla, y'know the electric one' Joe: "Which one" Joey: "Y'know the one you plug in"

[@sakethabrawler6854]

😁😅 lmao, love that dude

[@jaggedvisions]

incorectulpolitic stfu

[@incorectulpolitic]

@@jaggedvisions ok Karen.

[@jaggedvisions]

incorectulpolitic omg I love the free ebook!! Bitch

[@dodu8105]

@@incorectulpolitic ești ok bro?

[@jonathancortez5179]

Rogan can talk for hours on anything. Dude is a beast.

[@cartermcmillan7443]

Joe “the wrecker of sleep schedules” Rogan

[@samuelstablein778]

Carter McMillan blame Jamie

[@jesserousseau2481]

Right about to goto bed and bam light anotha gotta watch atleast half gotta love joey

[@helioszxc]

Ikr...its 5 a.m here. Just when i was about to fall asleep joe muthafuckin rogan uploads a video

[@fbo4545]

JahJah ikr

[@ezraprzytyk]

East coast like me?

[@hi-way1850]

Joey: -Talking about how good toyota is Rogan: "Well matt farah had a lexus that went to 1 MILLION Miles" Joey: " OK, who makes lexus?" Rogan: "Toyota" Joey: "... WELL WTF ARE WE TALKIN ABOUT HERE" Lmaooo

[@ashhketchumm]

@Phil Ill because if they were marketed as honda or toyota no one would think its luxorious

[@James-iw4fz]

@Phil Ill there is a difference between lexus and toyota it isnt to do with people being dumb lexus is quality toyota is to get you from a & b lexus is luxury which is what americans want. same for acura. dont take yourself so seriously you aint shit

[@Keller5327LV]

@@James-iw4fz its "whole" dipshit, not 'hole' like the filthy cave you live in shitbird.

[@Ventro69]

@Phil Ill There are many countries selling Lexus. Stop posting dumbass.

[@ConLLee]

Phil Ill they’re luxury brands separated from the cheaper brands so we compare a sc 300 to a Camry price wise. They Aren’t up charging for camrys, they’re undercutting the luxury brands like bmw, Mercedes, Audi.

[@Mrillsick]

'Kalabib Nurmagobevagov' - Joey Diaz

[@fvckyourusername]

Stiopic

[@brendandarmetko7646]

Mr illSick lmao spot on

[@UltramanExplained]

This comment just made Me loose it and wake up my girlfriend. Lol

[@fronproductions3527]

What part is this at

[@robinss2863]

Time stamp please LOL

[@elijahschuman68]

As a Local Boulderite discovering Joey Diaz’s Menacing of this town in the 80s I am entirely hooked on all of his stories.

[@jeremysmith5524]

When Joey laughs sounds like steam escaping from a busted radiator

[@PhilRockwell]

lmao

[@coolhandlew]

Jeremy Smith 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelluna2573]

Lmfao !

[@michaelluna2573]

I’m a mechanic so I know exactly what you are talking about ! Oh man too funny. You gave me one of the hardest laughs.

[@tryalbyfun4744]

Could you imagine if Joey owned Mutley!

[@gregorytoddsmith9744]

I love it when these guys come together. So much of Joey's comedy comes from his life experiences. Freakin rhino plowing his way through life.

[@sapper12b71]

Well he's got the mind set and the nose for the job.

[@highasusual8013]

@@sapper12b71 you funny as fuck bro this comment underrated asf

[@sapper12b71]

@@highasusual8013 hey thanks friend I appreciate the kind of word I hope you have a great day and that when you get to where you go usually to get high I hope you get high as f*** this time

[@highasusual8013]

@@sapper12b71 thanks brother

[@nicholasjenkinson1249]

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[@CATFEESH666]

Not even a minute in Joe “could you imagine working in an office” Rogan

[@James-3000]

Dude has a real phobia about office jobs...it's like the ending of the Shield, when Michael Chiklis gets taken off the streets and is busted down to a desk job...a fate worse than death for some, I guess. Poor bastards!

[@soldier1662]

Joe would go all wanted on his boss the first day.

[@James-3000]

@Roland Deschain Nope, but I used to. It isn't the greatest environment, I admit, but I didn't find it to be the living hell Joe seems to think all office jobs are. Ooh, idea time: they should do a Fear Factor reboot but the challenge is Joe working a full day as a call center rep.

[@richtexas4431]

Joe’s right. Fuck working in a office, there is so much more out there for you

[@長谷川恒男]

@@James-3000 Bruh I had to work in a fucking office for like a year after I graduated and I fucking hated it, I quit and hustled until I got a fairly stable business with a couple of friends. I would rather die than work another hour in a fucking cubicle.

[@hokagez4397]

joey diaz was made for podcasts

[@pspmafia]

I keep thinking that world map on Joey's shirt is a sweat stain

[@adamakinlade1758]

Haven B 😂😂😂

[@juanacosta3487]

The first time that I saw it I'm like why is he wearing a sweaty ass shirt???😆

[@TheEnglishDane]

I thought it was sweat until I seen your comment 😂😂

[@walterwhite3538]

😂😂😂

[@somekindofusername]

Loool I just assumed joey was a bit hot that day wtf

[@keltonkennedy6925]

Joey is a GREAT story teller… I’m at work listening to y’all and dying laughing 💪🏽😂

[@Wise101]

JOEY: "TONY ROBBINS MOTIVATED ME TO BE A BETTER CRIMINAL....I WENT FROM DOING BURGALARIES TO KIDNAPPING."

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Anthony*

[@samshongwe]

I love it 🤣🤣😭

[@Sanus180]

Yer fkn classic

[@celo8019]

I love how Diaz keeps addressing joe as Joe Rogan. It’s just hilarious to me lmaoo.

[@Edis12121]

Let me tell you something Joe Rogan always cracks me up

[@brandonboykin9228]

Sorry about that fart Joe Rogan!

[@lennymclean1814]

💯

[@Spirit-vlad]

mafia style

[@zhoda5183]

@@lennymclean1814 Who's the Guv'na

[@editedbyario]

Joey Diaz is a true legend , great comedian , and great stories teller God bless him 🙏 ❤

[@joshuacareins4002]

Zz to ,,, to ,,,,, to xxx me ,,,,,, me too I'll, to do,,,, to, to, me too I'll to,,

[@joshuacareins4002]

,, to, to do ,,,,

[@prizzle7830]

I told myself I’d be in bed early tonight

[@johnp91]

P Rizzle do some cocaine

[@KD-qx2nf]

We need more Joey Diaz Alien episodes.

[@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus]

Him and Eddie Bravo together is great.

[@mikeescandor4945]

Throw in some Alex Jones and we got the tri fecta

[@KittyCat1993-m6t]

K D yes

[@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus]

@@mikeescandor4945 no doubt. I wish he'd get Alex back on but I'm guessing it'll be awhile. Seems like Joe has kinda distanced himself from him.

[@pulepebane5679]

These men have been friends for as long as I have been alive. I hope to be able to sit like this 20 years from now, passing a joint around with a true friend.

[@tomzadvydas1758]

I get it. I have a friend I know for 25 years. It’s a rare gift

[@pulepebane5679]

@D M I'm 22

[@pooryabagheri2878]

there is nothing i want more than a true friend ....that breed is long extinct

[@jolebole-yt]

Unless your friend moves to Austin

[@MRC1110]

I have friends I grew up more than 50 years ago, we still get high together & talk about the good old days. A lot of my friends aren’t here anymore.

[@nashtyproductions42069]

The energy between Joe and Joey is always so different than Joe with his other guests. One of the few times Joe seems like a younger brother trying to make his older bro laugh and impress him. Two of the best to ever do it 💯

[@MrCubannn]

"I thought you were talkin about John Lennon. He wrote Bennie And The Jets, but he smacked Yoko. You know what I'm sayin?"

[@agutier730]

Finally, its been too long without Joey Diaz

[@ThePhillkillv2]

agutier730 waaaay too long

[@ThePyro326]

Joe: "What kind of tesla does he have?" Joey: "The one you plug in."

[@runthemdonations5294]

😭

[@peterclose3251]

“the exotic kind”

[@notbrandon2888]

When?😂😭

[@skeptical7025]

"What kind of water do you drink?" "The one that's clear and translucent"

[@Blackspade514]

I honestly believe no other guests with all due respect will ever be as entertaining and vibrant beings as Joey "Coco" Diaz🤜🏾🙏🏾🤲🏾💯

[@walterwhite3538]

First thing i hear in the beginning of the video Joey: “You saw that picture of that monkey i sent you for breakfast this morning” thanks guys for the 1k likes 💪

[@TheRealWilliamBeats]

It's so funny because everyone reads this comment in a Joey Diaz voice. 😂

[@elementop6847]

I think we all heard it big dawg lol

[@Bootydoc1999]

Had to go back for that one 🤣

[@johnwilkerson8799]

Lmao

[@flatpepsi]

no way you heard that?

[@redtone835697]

“It’s a tricky thing, being a person” the most joe Rogan quote to ever be said lol

[@wolfhammer88]

(As he sniffs and takes a deep breath)

[@michaelc3977]

Fear is not a factor for you

[@wholelottateo]

Uncle Joey sounds like an old car that won’t start up 😂

[@JavierGarcia-gx8pt]

More like an old car that does start up 😂

[@goneedegogo]

13:20 lol

[@Lorendrawn]

Not a Subaru.

[@AirShark95]

1:52:26

[@johnclark9987]

Man I wish more people would understand that even if we don't like our history we cant just get rid of it we must remember it or repeat it

[@AstrixCloud]

Forget about it, specially the dumb shit, you forget you can't repeat the same shit.

[@6loscar448]

we should never forget it but don’t have to remember it even less repeat it

[@ukrainium_92]

@@6loscar448I think he’s saying if we don’t remember our mistakes we will end up repeating them

[@solowstang9821]

I love joey episodes cause he really makes sure he engages with Jamie and includes him in the conversation

[@Damnto]

Which is a bad idea

[@solowstang9821]

@@Damnto why tho tf

[@Damnto]

@@solowstang9821 sometimes he takes some stuff too serious and you can feel the vibe between the guest and Jamie like Alex Jones Eddie bravo and other guests If you don’t agree don’t go on the offense it’s a talk show

[@Steemoney]

@@Damnto imik’klnpNlknx

[@Damnto]

@Brayden Burdick Jamie is not a good talker doesn’t have confidence. I really want him to be more confident and speak without sounding like he’s being chased by dog. He basically falls apart in a confrontation like the “I got an A in physics meme”

[@mediahernandez]

KZbin: JRE Ep 1409 Joey Diaz Me: Tremendous

[@camreacts9285]

Riich_Anthony *Fuckin Tremendous

[@Meteor2022]

Really fascinating.

[@anishajmahmoud910]

"And ran away like Steven Seagal" lmao god bless Joey

[@cmbsr4851]

That story literally made my eyes water from crying 😂😂

[@tkrs5461]

Bill Cosby didn’t even have to go chase em huh lolol god bless Bill Cosby

[@alecanales240]

Whenever I feel like I'm being soft in life I watch Joey and get back to the person what I should be

[@Izz.yG24]

I was literally just thinking yesterday that it’s been a minute since Joey has been on

[@stevenkhemraj]

Same here lol

[@UNDRTHINFLUNC]

Same here man woke up to a new episode is dope 🤟🤙

[@rymc420]

I really wish it would stop. It's gotten old now.

[@beardedbeauty3288]

Likewise.

[@Damnto]

@@rymc420 what kind of a child killing demon from hell are you?

[@evanabbott2737]

“I ran away like Stephen Segal.”😂

[@ShreddyKrugR]

What's the time stamp

[@pedror504]

Hahahhhhahahah 😂🥲

[@juanarellano3580]

@@ShreddyKrugR around 51:00 lol

[@fershred]

Steven Seagal

[@xineohp2810]

I grew up watching Steven Seagal movies so i knew what he was talking about right away but props to Jamie for being so quick with the visual. Joey: "Can you imagine?" 😂

[@aarondrummer1997]

Joe: A buddy of mine Joey: A buddy of mine Joe: A buddy of mine Joey: A buddy of mine

[@Brennan009]

You never know what's gonna come through that door.

[@sirf4ce]

That's called having friends. You should look into it.

[@nehalsaldanha1070]

they were talking about each other...

[@bdawg8877]

@@xonerate371 found the local dipshit.

[@jamesmiller5331]

@@xonerate371 everything's a conspiracy bro. Even your mom.

[@Unknown-327J]

The respect Joey Diaz has for joe Rogan is dope

[@GeneBurnett]

When Joey's on, I just click "like" as soon as I get here.

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

I just clicked on the video no matter what I was doing

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

Even if I was masturbating.

[@tongoleleone]

jpwatchvid.link/Z7OtugWblc6

[@danieloliveira2672]

, 👉🙋‍♂️

[@kaylaemerick8943]

Gene Burnett I am reading every comment in a New York accent

[@wsmoi4424]

I cleared my voice 50 times watching Joey Diaz talk..

[@jwd5160]

Looney 24 🤣😂

[@alexbolton9492]

how many times did you clear your throat watching the Daryl Davis podcast?

[@thesomalijournal7926]

Chest infection

[@williamvillatoro4041]

*clears throat Whatd you say

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

@@alexbolton9492 just checked that out and as soon as he started talking i performed a tracheostomy on myself.

[@Gonboo]

"It's a tricky thing being a human" - Peak Joe Rogan.

[@D4n1t0o]

Not wrong though.

[@danieldangelo7937]

Whenever uncle Joey Diaz is on JRE It makes my day