Joe Rogan Experience

Tim Dillon is a comedian, tour guide, and host. His podcast "The Tim Dillon Show" is available on KZbin & Apple Podcasts. / @timdillonshow

[@burningmisery]

Tim Dillon is my new favorite JRE guest. Naturally funny, not bothered by dumb BS. A genuine person.

[@miekhelkavok8285]

Hope he don't change.

[@burningmisery]

@@miekhelkavok8285 I doubt it. Maybe if the shapeshifting space lizards make him a good offer, he'll change sides.

[@timothyandrewnielsen]

Yup

[@Lord_of_the_Pies]

He makes me tee hee 😁

[@malvolio01]

Love that he skewers both sides. The Hamptons Antifa thing was my first glimpse of his talent. Dude is brilliant.

[@ibevorpe3035]

Tim looks like he's here to save his dad's auto parts company...

[@nathandust]

iBeVorpe Tommy wants Wingy

[@PanzonVilla]

Burnintreez321 you look like a Helen

[@amerediclem]

Half a million brakepads aren't going to sell themselves.

[@JenManning371]

“I GOT A D!!!!!!!!”

[@adamduncan6513]

If only he was wearing a little coat

[@dubns]

Joe talks to Jaime like he's alexa

[@skritzo]

You win the internet. Lmao

[@alfonso7589]

Lol i thought he was talkin to alexa the first time

[@badabing2302]

Damn that’s a good idea. I don’t have a android but I think I would change if I could have Jamie’s voice on Alexa.

[@Gekokujo76]

Pro Jamie - He doesnt sell your information to agencies and corporations. Pro Alexa - Not a sneakerhead, Not a Kanye fan, doesnt tell millions of people that the OK sign is a "terrorist fist bump" or a "Hitler salute" or whatever.

[@realMaverickBuckley]

@@Gekokujo76 No frigging way are you serious? I saw like a 11 yr old British kid on tv in the Rugby world cup and when he saw he was on the bug screen he dud the circle game symbol. Man these ppl are crazy. But..Whats wrong with Yeezy?

[@anthonyrfitness3752]

“Who’s Malala” “She’s a girl that got shot” So casual 😂

[@dennisshawthejourney9282]

Joe really did not ask him for any clarification 😂😂😂😂

[@BearGryllzUnRated]

respect to Tim Dillon for looking at Jamie sometimes when talking

[@am6921]

Honestly my respect for guests goes up when they include jamie

[@airsoftgod211]

Thank you for this comment I thought I was the only person that felt that way.

[@bringinthedope5929]

@Nah mate lol got your point but the last bit is a little overboard, just because someone has a preference of guest having eye contact doesn't mean they have to get over their self. I say this as someone who agrees with most of your take.

[@BearGryllzUnRated]

@Nah mate hey i completely agree with you however i liked the fact he involved Jamie with his eyes. get under yourself.

[@6LVCKSHEEP]

Lmao

[@kreepyguy]

I’d be okay if Tim was a semi-permanent side-kick on Joe’s podcast.

[@TheArmchairPriest]

I second that

[@slimey_K]

He should be on all the fight companions and just constantly derail the conversation

[@ambassador8524]

Tyler Jacobs good call

[@troyr1210]

They have good funny chemistry

[@emilykoch4123]

Tyler Jacobs dude they have such a great rapport and fucking hilarious. Tim is just so smart and quick. He rolls right along with whatever and seems to be able to speak about practically any topic. Bring him back for a longer podcast!

[@nickcasillas3395]

Tim Dillon quickly became one of my favorite comics in 2019

[@nickcasillas3395]

Roo Smith name a comedian you like

[@robertconklin3850]

Definently not as funny as Chris Delias

[@8TeamNightwing8]

@@robertconklin3850 bro are you being sarcastic?

[@idwiw2314]

I guess the standards for comedians has dropped a bunch

[@boofert.washington2499]

@@8TeamNightwing8 I hope he is. Chris is fucking terrible.

[@ajhardcastle8546]

Tim on Greta Thunberg's face- "I think she has a thing, potentially". God I love this guy.

[@iggywow]

very delicate, and not wrong

[@juneack5848]

Sorry but what does he mean? My apologies for being dense.

[@Sqaceship]

@@juneack5848 Special needs

[@juneack5848]

@@Sqaceship ah I figured something like that...thank you dog

[@LetsBeClear87]

Got that ‘tism

[@indicamanitahallusativa8534]

If I close my eyes this dude sounds like Alex Jones that cleared his throat.

[@SirTibzy]

Rogan?

[@EXOTIICxSWAGG]

holy shit you're right

[@TheArmchairPriest]

Loll

[@indicamanitahallusativa8534]

NO Tim Dillon man. Alex Jones with a clear throat.

[@walkerharris2844]

LOL

[@IllIIIllIIIllII]

Joe accidently said the word midget but his boy Tim Dillon had his back and doubled down on the M word over and over thats a true friend lmao

[@guyrandom1]

I play iracing

[@melaniegajewska6513]

9 minutes into the podcast and I'm at least 15 google searches deep....

[@jontolar6838]

Melanie Gajewska yea these guys are way too high for me to keep up

[@Swock010]

HAHAHA I have google on standby everytime I see an episode

[@tothewallhighlights4369]

How many Google searches deep are you 9 mins into a Alex Jones podcast?

[@james0309]

get yourself a jamie

[@LilLoc928]

dude me too!

[@treeman0000]

Tims description of Tony Hinchcliffe is fckn hilarious, "Looks like a feudal lord who disembowels chambermaids" Lmfao!!

[@bailian1110]

It's spot on as well hahaha

[@alexl.4362]

@@bailian1110 Yes it is.

[@Realchubbeemane]

Joe “everyone who isn’t in the entertainment industry works in a cubicle” Rogan

[@electriceyeswatching4415]

Thank you!

[@gbrl30188]

😂😂😂🤣

[@Cinnabun]

lmfao Rogan's perception of the real world is so hilariously off.

[@MichaelWutsch]

And they all hate their jobs

[@tomjoad8272]

@@Cinnabun true! I also get a kick out of him talking about hunting.

[@bojackstrawman]

"I peaked at 7 and a half and it's been a steady decline from there" lmaoooo love tim

[@jopo7996]

Tim Dillon thinks the state of Ketosis is somewhere in the midwest.

[@elvatosquatcho]

I think it's near California

[@istivanp8747]

lmao

[@rtscuycjkk]

Touché my friend. Touché

[@lolcartelito481]

Ketosis is a state of mind and physical. After not sleeping and not eating for a few days and enduring loads of mental stress or pain. Not a diet or a fad. People that say they felt it really haven't unless they are hard drug addicts.

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

Lil Cartelito b whoosh

[@vich3359]

"Ukraine is part of Russia" *Putin liked this*

[@minnesootanice9472]

I’m worried for them. I think that makes it legal now

[@jaerockchalk3216]

@@minnesootanice9472 not like legality every stopped the united states why would it stop anyone else ? lol

[@rickmay6262]

Pp Pllppl

[@qounqer]

MinnesootaNice as

[@JohnPork912]

Someone unlike so it can be 420

[@placeholdername2908]

I had never heard of Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon is funny

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

This is his second time on the JRE. His first episode from earlier this year is pretty good also in my opinion.

[@joewallace9030]

He is fat. ♥️

[@notlad900]

Chris Farley never died. He just had plastic surgery and changed his name to Tim Dillon

[@bigheverly]

Placeholder Name I thought he was insufferable because all I knew him from was an appearance on legion of skanks but he seems very not terrible from this podcast. Idk how new he is, if it’s like a finding your audience still, but calm and intelligent is a way better look for Dillon

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Razzama Slazza they’re nothing alike. Opposites one might say?

[@Domzdream]

*If I had to imagine Eric Cartman from South Park in the this real universe, he'd look like Tim*

[@alexsullivan2019]

@Jesse Macmillin who died?

[@clammer23]

SCREW YOU HIPPIE!

[@JunkiAlien]

Who died?

[@shanechristopherson7582]

Lmao

[@rosephjosenbaum7130]

Jesse MacMillan Ralphie May was nothing like Cartman. Cartman is actually a funny character.

[@ayej_8862]

“Bring her home she could be riding Marshall around the house”😂😂😂😂

[@aryka922]

Best joke of the podcast.

[@1SacreD1]

😂😂😂

[@PeteRockChronicles]

Dude. Amazing.

[@smh5252]

Ok I’ll be you’re 300th like

[@hoebloify]

This podcast made some Chinese lab worker laugh so hard he spilled Covid-19

[@Crozzfire1291]

The whole adopting a kid that’s actually a 30 year old midget is the entire plot to that movie Orphan lmao

[@el_teeny]

That lil bitch was scary af.

[@VicAtNyte]

Need to get Millie Bobbie Brown on it..

[@chrisstubbs9689]

Yes. Yes it was. Good movie. But could have had more realistic details in it like more than just 2 families where torched because of her.

[@Draven_1]

LMAAOOOOO I was waiting for Jamie to pull up the trailer 🤣🤣

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

Bruh I felt so bad for the little deaf kid in that movie

[@AmericanArgonaut]

Tim Dillon is with out a doubt going to be a big star. He’s unique, has an original style, seems pretty damn smart and well.... gives zero fucks about this recreational outrage culture that’s sprouted up around us these last few years.

[@jojobeanssilverish787]

True

[@Windwalker88]

Al those things also can be a detrimment for him though. I dont care how big he gets, im already a fan

[@thomasaitken9790]

Tim Dillion is such a shocking and hilarious guy that he will become a huge star. He’s already pretty famous, it’s a shame he’ll be painted as a right wing anachronist instead of a comedian

[@elvirahkershaw]

I agree I hope it works for him. I think it's hard to sell a man like that who isnt interested in being artificial for Hollywood. it's a hard slot to fill

[@RamonesFan201]

hey Mersh! put that in your pipe and smoke it!! xD

[@TheMilfhunter88]

Alex Jones + Chris farley = Tim Dillon

[@Phernaldo]

Accurate+10

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Plus Artie Lang

[@Lightningtiger101]

Nice recycle

[@B-RaDD]

Yes yes yes

[@aoaa1313]

DUDE YES LMAOOOO

[@marcblanc3432]

Mark my words Tim Dillon is next in line he's got the straight-forward anti-PC delivery of the bro comics Rogan Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer but with intellectual perspectives on political subject matter (no disrespect to Tom). Plus his podcast is keeping me laughing my ass off in quarantine

[@marcblanc3432]

@Matt D Me too, man. It's the only podcast right now that I anxiously await every week. Blows my mind that he doesn't get more views. He's got the body of Chris Farley, but the mind of Bill Hicks. I could listen to him riff for hours

[@alisterjohnson1003]

I've just discovered him and I have to agree... he is so sharp, doesn't pull any punches.. funny as hell. Looking forward to everything he'll be putting out there.

[@JamesRaider82]

I was shocked to find out he's gay. I didn't know that and he doesn't seem gay.

[@benlikebike]

@@JamesRaider82 that means you're gay

[@JamesRaider82]

@@benlikebike he really doesn't seem gay to me

[@VicAtNyte]

"Went to Chernobyl sightseeing, came back a permanent kid."

[@jojobeanssilverish787]

Funny as fuck. Lmfao.

[@bigboiadventures]

Get Prince Andrew on the show, I heard he's starting to sweat again

[@youwhoknowknewnot2876]

Such a underrated comment! Cheers!

[@Vmh1717]

Brandon Lumpkin clearly a stupid comment . He didn’t sweat for while dude

[@yarya7777]

Incredible comedian. Officially one of my new favorites. Eventually, he’s going to be huge.

[@matthewbeckwith9784]

Yariv Wolok is that a double entendre lol

[@uncreativeus3rname787]

He's Fat ☺

[@yarya7777]

Lol that was my intent....but I wasn’t wrong. His popularity kept going up. Super talented

[@reedist]

@@uncreativeus3rname787 up

[@izzate7]

When he hits. He’s gonna hit big.

[@williamusrex6417]

Funniest line of the whole 3 hour show, “I had no idea Donna Summer was a first responder. She was in there going through the wreckage.” LOL

[@rockwellsecrest4398]

Looks like Chris Farley and Alex Jones had a kid

[@johnsmithbro275]

Sounds like it too lol

[@insomthegreat]

Rush Limbaugh Jr

[@jordanmorrison3933]

Rockwell Secrest the adopted girl wasn’t 30. Look into it! Dr.Phil did an episode on it! Adoption parents lied.

[@WisdomTooth1987]

I see a little bit of John Candy.

[@WillCate]

Man I was thinking the same thing. Looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.

[@jasonmallard5325]

"There's actually a formula for converting meters to yards" Fascinating Joe

[@jackbiddle9138]

You can only learn it by smoking DMT

[@animepussy8356]

Ha ha! You actually do not smoke N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, you vaporize it! Ha ha! N,N-Dimethyltryptamine combusts at very low temperatures, destroying the N,N-Dimethyltryptamine molecule!

[@dac518]

@@animepussy8356 its all crack

[@dac518]

@@animepussy8356 dmy isnt real

[@phukyu345]

🤣🤣

[@robertsmith8535]

I met Tim Dillon when he first started out doing open mics on Long Island. I was a middle-aged spectator looking for cheap laughs, which I sometimes did boisterously. I liked to see new comedians in their process of bit making and didn’t have money for the pro shows. If they were funny, I let them know-loudly. Tim was really special and brilliant back then and I made a point of following him when I could. He cut his chops in sometimes sparsely attended venues but he absolutely paid his dues. I’m not surprised by his rise. Irreverent only begins to describe him and I really don’t want to slap any labels on him. He’s also a phenomenal no holds barred restaurant critic (he knows where to get the best chicken parmigiana in the entire country) and can point you the one residential apartment building in NYC (15 CPW) where power truly sits and call all the other residential power buildings shitty wannabe imitations of it. There’s no way you can box him politically because he is a true independent thinker. He has a beautiful mind and you’d be extraordinarily hard pressed to compare him to any comedian past or present. Even the term comedian wilts in his presence because he can flow and pretzel serious social commentary into his bits. I’m glad he’s in LA and his star is rising. Despite his sometimes venomous attacks on people he was always kind to me and humbly expressed his gratitude to me for attending his open mics. Despite his ability to carve someone to pieces, he was a truly grateful gentleman behind the scenes. He will truly become a master of his craft, if he hasn’t already. By what I heard in this podcast, he still has huge balls and doesn’t give a shit for the most part. And he’s funny AF.

[@jbossnack]

That's one amazing comment I loved reading it

[@seanspees4409]

Ok boomer

[@SatomiForward]

@@seanspees4409 ok zoomer. Go back to tiktok.

[@GypsyEncounters]

@@SatomiForward 💥🔥hahahahaha

[@stevencharles9273]

Robert Smith 👍👍Tim’s as smart as Doug Stanhope and as funny as Farley. He’s special 😉

[@maximusaralieous1728]

4 months later, Tims channel subs have tripled. Go check him out.

[@businessbuilder92]

25 stacks a month on patreon

[@doubleplayabner]

zorak good, well earned money

[@maximusaralieous1728]

@@businessbuilder92 that is pretty impressive money for sure, even for living in LA haha. I'm sure he gives some to his producer. They need to bnb more stunning estates for the podcast lol.

[@businessbuilder92]

@@maximusaralieous1728 I'm personally jealous asf it inspires me gotta find something to put on patreon lmaoo he is hilarious though no doubt

[@maximusaralieous1728]

@@businessbuilder92 he's up to 33 stacks a month now lol. Yeah him being on Rogan has really helped I think haha. He's one of the only comedians I've seen keep Rogan chuckling the whole time.

[@tryingtomatch1059]

Joes biggest fear is getting kicked off of youtube for copyright

[@Gay4Jesus]

For real

[@SenderBudYerGood]

more like his biggest fear is losing youtube revenue

[@papisanchez8037]

LEAD FARMER Joe makes all his money off of sponsors JRE has huge sponsorship you don’t see it on KZbin but if you listen on iTunes you will hear the adds he makes over $300,000 a month just for the Cash App sponsorship so the KZbin add revenue is a drop in the bucket! However KZbin is joes largest platform by far and if anything happened to his KZbin channel I’m sure the sponsors would Pay remarkably less

[@williecrawford5588]

We will follow him elsewhere if it does happen

[@thegeneral19]

I'll just follow to whatever he goes to next

[@jopo7996]

Oh great. Yesterday we get the Paleo guy, and today it's a vegan crossfit athlete.

[@tylerhernandez5929]

K E T O K I D

[@alanw73]

Shut up you baby 🍼

[@fuckyou1p8r487p93q47]

He claims he doesnt do roids but he doesnt pass the eye test.

[@DrStfuFool]

"He's a Long Island Guy. He likes an old woman he can beat" 😂😂😂

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

DrStfuFool i laughed for 5 minutes at that one line

[@jamesdean7412]

What was the time?

[@DrStfuFool]

@@jamesdean7412 1:09:40 That's the set up. Talking about Bill O'Rielly

[@XDLVLXP]

Tim dillon does the conspiracy thing right... unlike eddie bravo

[@josephcamilletti6955]

Good cop bad cop style. Both are correct 🇺🇸

[@moonlit6311]

Eddie Bravo gets on my nerves. He's like a meth-addled baboon when he goes off. It's just sad.

[@TheXboxfan2011]

The problem with Eddie is that he comes off really dumb and always sides with the conservatives like they can do no wrong

[@rossshannon8071]

Eddie is the man

[@TheMelonFarmers123]

Eddie will start with something legit and just take it to the farthest possible conclusion

[@Thebigt625]

Back for the rewatch - By far one of the best unexpected guests. Tim Dillon can really hold a fucking conversation, truly intelligent and hilarious.

[@1dawoo]

Tim Dillion is a breath of fresh air.

[@1dawoo]

NastyPaul the only “it” is your mother.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Tim Dillon looks like Ralphie May's brother who sells Honda's out in the suburbs.

[@momoneylee]

Tim: "Were you staying at Hotel Rawanda?" Joe: "No."💀💀💀 #woosh

[@newgroundsbwanahmady]

Rwanda*

[@Swagnummagax]

@@newgroundsbwanahmady rakwanda

[@Jacob-sb3su]

Tim: Theres not enough money in the world to come back to that show Joe: I *did* come back Tim: Right

[@joyfully1872]

🤣

[@Stbuster31]

Tim was stepping on his toes all the time haha like saying it's dumb when comics taking photos with celebrities

[@justpettet3506]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@justpettet3506]

@@Stbuster31 hahah got damn I didn't realize these were even burns. I'm so used to my lil toe

[@JLMtime]

I really like the energy when someone joe really likes comes on air its like a another level

[@jamesdean7412]

Agreed

[@lostpockets2227]

shuttup idiot

[@jamesmurphy8530]

“Hopefully she carves that family up” LMAO

[@BroughPerkinsMedium]

"I hope she finds another family" lol. I love Tim

[@jamesdean7412]

I died at the "Finds another Family "

[@Ken_wah]

"can you pull up the video of Donna Summer breathing in the fumes at ground zero?" I love Tim Dillon.

[@Doorito_]

Tim "Joey Diaz called me a cocksucka and i took it as a compliment" Dillon

[@RIcHiE_DeE]

Eddie Bravo, Tim Dillon, and Alex Jones. #ConspiracyCompanion #MakeItHappen

[@WhatCanSmith]

Tim Dillon's shit isn't stupid though

[@DannySullivanMusic]

I'd watch it twice!

[@RIcHiE_DeE]

@@DannySullivanMusic Indeed!

[@RIcHiE_DeE]

@@WhatCanSmith Stupid or not, it be entertaining AF!

[@domzdome9723]

I love eddie but eddie will just go to circular argument and tim will just annoy eddie then alex will not get a lot of their jokes.

[@HMonkey1135]

"Was it Hotel Rwanda?" Holy shit how did Joe miss that gem 🤣🤣🤣

[@agfb4039]

Dominic Fortier because he’s not funny he just has fear factor/UFC money

[@1800JimmyG]

He got less funny the second half of this show and started missing all the hilarious subtle jokes Tim was putting out.

[@schoooooles]

He misses everything because he's big and famous now.

[@ndr523]

He misses most

[@TheQxx]

Joe misses alot of gems. He doesn't really laugh at other people's jokes.

[@banecastle8772]

"I hope she finds another family"

[@DKM.23]

So funny 😂

[@ExireHG]

"These people deserve to die." lmao

[@thatdudephilly]

And she almost did when he said that so subtle i was dying

[@joehorns]

"Here's the thing with Megan McCain, I do respect how she's always willing to be... annoying."

[@sstaners1234]

“What happens when these little people wake up an they’re activated?” dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@CABoHoNY]

s staners I died when Joe said this bitch isn’t growin 🤣💀

[@King-jq5vt]

Tim is my new number 1 favorite podcaster. He flips on the mic and rants without taking a breath for over an hour each time. It's spectacular.

[@williamdunnamjr972]

The fake business and the Uber driver shows are freaking awesome, the most I have ever laughed watching KZbin

[@centurionl]

@@williamdunnamjr972 the one in AZ is fucking amazing too

[@williamdunnamjr972]

Tim and I may not see eye to eye politically, but the man is a comedic genius. Plus I like to dabble in the “conspiracy theories” from time to time, mixing comedy with CT makes him my go to podcaster/comedian/political pundit(actually we do see eye to eye on A LOT)

[@paulwallo5137]

He’s like a cross between artie Lange and chris Farrley

[@duckydarkstar38]

Wow you're the first person too comment that

[@savannahn2169]

Flawless description

[@alexajmiller971]

I love it, exactly! I miss Farley.

[@alexajmiller971]

Much love Tim Dillon. 😊

[@aedanryan]

He's more like a cross between Carlin and Gaffigan

[@travestheberge3253]

This guy is hilarious, I seriously cried.

[@sealevelbear]

His podcast is fire, The Tim Dillon Show

[@patricknorris9334]

He's actually the only guest this year that made me legit laugh out loud.

[@cooram]

@@patricknorris9334 No way you can make it through the miss pat podcast and not laugh

[@auraglasswerks4900]

They don't give people cell mates when you're in protective custody. for your fucking information

[@bg4164]

Joe: Donna summers died from that Tim: Donna summers the Disco person? Joe: yeah Tim: well I don't really care about that Me: LMFAO

[@ryangindhart2144]

I love Tim Dillon, protect him at all costs.

[@chanic4621]

Ryan Gindhart me too always a blast when he is on. Wish more people would sub to his channel on YT

[@thomasjohn6303]

You can't protect dillon from his inevitable patrice esque death.

[@absentstars474]

Thomas John grape soda says “wassup!”

[@Xalgucennia]

@@thomasjohn6303 He actually reminds me of Chris Farley

[@aaroncluff5176]

We have peak Tim Dillon during covid 19! Have him back!

[@teaghanfinks5083]

New episode with him up last week!!

[@willm1019]

Joe “Ukraine is part of Russia” Rogan

[@personreanimation]

Wat god damn stupid thing to say

[@jordanmorrison3933]

Will Mccauley the adopted girl wasn’t 30. Look into it! Dr.Phil did an episode on it! Adoption parents lied.

[@TheWizardOfPaws]

Joe obviously has no Ukrainian friends .. Innocent ignorance..

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Well some of Ukraine is a part of Russia now..

[@Astrosurfmusic]

Joe is a russian shill 😅

[@Rice-And-Gravy]

One of the funniest podcasts in a while. Tim is hilarious.

[@jakedonald7934]

Man I wish Chris Farley was still around too do podcasts

[@Matanumi]

I wish Carlin was around to see his wildest predictions of USA come true.... and to do Rogan

[@thundercheeks1989]

Man, can you imagine?

[@Matt-ky8re]

Kinison would have been a riot too.

[@PeteRockChronicles]

Omg. People don't understand how amazing that guy was.

[@gumbygreens8975]

dude you took my though Tim reminds me Chris... Miss that man!

[@wizard0fozark]

I HIGHLY recommend going to Timmy's Patreon and supporting him. His Patreon bonus episodes are fucking hilarious and simply refreshing to listen to. I'm glad that I did. I was not paid for this.

[@stevenyates3618]

Lol "I was not paid for this".... just living my life that's all.

[@mxracingunlimitedltd7784]

What is it

[@johnr8996]

Dude makes over 50,000 a month on patreon

[@rubyrayne8]

John Reppenhagen jr that’s great! I’m glad he’s getting paid for the content he’s putting out. You can barely live on 50k in LA.

[@kingheart9555]

Your right, that’s rent and basic food from the 99cent store to just get enough substantial food to get by. Glad he moved to the desert. An outhouse in LA and San Francisco it costs a million to buy an outhouse. It’s the future of the rest of our nation in a couple years. Party up while you can 🎉 🎈 🎊

[@savannahn2169]

I love hearing Jamie laughing in the background, it adds to the humor

[@lyetts]

Joe's so woke he woke from being woke and now he's asleep

[@sebastianbilly1738]

Logan Yetts Damn.

[@augustgreig9420]

I thought it was fucked up when he was referencing how the area of the Pentagon hit was the financial department and Jamie was basically just telling him, "Naw, there's no reason to look that up bro. Not gonna find anything."

[@gratefullyliving6576]

Deep man.

[@JJ-mb5kt]

August Greig it’s because Jaime is Joe’s CIA handler

[@radbug]

I havent seen Joe make such a big mistake in a long time. Im really surprised he said that / has NO fucking clue about Ukraine despite that being the Center of the impeachment issue? Thats just... really disappointing. Then to top it off he isnt even correct about the little girl, whos Birth mother was found and verified the girl is still 16 years old as of today, but she has been living alone for 5 years! She was 11 years old when her adopting parents forced her to become a 22 year old and live on her own. Its fucking disgusting

[@zombiefeenix7013]

People want Joe to host the Presidential debates... "Ukraine is part of Russia." - Joe Rogan

[@ksksgreen]

@@S4Cxattack well it is not anymore and Ukraine is going through a war with Russia currently on eastern regions, so saying it is a part of Russia is a big fucking deal. Soviet Union fell apart 28 years ago.

[@heronboaventurabelmokandra9575]

@@ksksgreen i was ready to reply exactly this, thank you

[@goniro9048]

Isaac Gardner what???

[@jurristi]

@@S4Cxattack just like Texas is part of Mexico

[@DIVISIONINCISION]

How many Russians live in Ukraine?

[@dadastream]

The subtlest joke of all time starting at 40:29 he’s talking about isis videos and then slips in CIA instead. Stealth

[@Zeromusyates]

Tims witty quick one liner responses are magic. He's hilarious

[@landonic81]

Tim Dillon is a non coked up version of Chris Farley

[@Mike9201984]

He’s definitely non-non-coked up.

[@blinky840]

Why does he parrot everything Joe says? Tim seems interesting but him repeating what Joe says all the time gets old quick.

[@onatone]

@@blinky840 nah

[@kylelaughinghouse1893]

@@blinky840 thats what a good co host- guest should do ever wonder why some episode are only an hour and a half compared to tims 2 to 3 hour episodes

[@893loses]

He was hanging out in crack houses at age 13 but he's been clean for a while, he has a really interesting backstory, his episode on Ari's podcast about sales is really great

[@omarsilva6603]

One of my favorite guests I've ever seen from a joe rogan podcast

[@juneack5848]

What makes Tim great is his comedy is sharp, witty, and intelligent.

[@Seth_Peterson]

Is this an essay summary for an English paper?

[@butcheryandbroth]

"Ukraine is part of Russia" - Putin agrees.

[@BuddhaBoomer]

Armalog lmao😂 most Americans don’t understand the humor in that

[@CatnamedMittens]

I wanted to fucking slam my forehead into the steering wheel when I heard that.

[@elvelv6969]

@@CatnamedMittens me too

[@7hirsty]

Ukraine isn't part of Russia, but it was part of Soviet Union until 1991. And if Natalia Grace was born in 1989, could we say Joe was totally wrong, but he was also kinda correct?

[@ebbyc1817]

I was screaming when I heard that. "Ukraine is not part of Russia!!!" That's the kind of the whole point *facepalm*, of Crimea.

[@SyrilsCereal]

This dude is funny AF. I would have never guessed he was gay. The gay Chris Farley

[@Saddamuel]

@Nah mate ...apart from the French.

[@connora9]

Nah mate nobody said there was anything wrong with him being gay shut up

[@rotomblack8389]

@@connora9 He said he wound never have guessed he was gay; not ever gay person is a stereotype. No one is talking about right or wrong child.

[@GeorgeFeb]

Shocker!

[@eonsislept207]

It's not a fucking gameshow...

[@BigPapiChi]

Callen could play Epstein in his upcoming biopic 😂

[@haventhavent]

"I'm not taking your temperature" - 2019

[@michaelfeeney9147]

1:17:10 Joe: "I need to smoke this joint" *Picks up blunt with black and mild filter*

[@malicioustactics6846]

It's a Phuncky Feel Tip from B-Real. Love those things

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

Tim is the opposite of Tony Hinchcliffe in that he's a big, fat, gay guy that seems like he's straight inb4 he's also funny

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

I don't like Tony Hinchcliffe at all

[@bjj9711]

Tony only dates lesbians

[@nebwachamp]

Tim is gay... Now it makes sense... That makes him funnier... To everyone else I guess... Its watevs

[@jakesharp5510]

Skratch Rapture then you beat me to that! :(

[@GeorgeFeb]

It was a shock for me to learn that he's gay!

[@JeffNixonComedy]

This guy is a force to be reckoned with. So goddamn funny

[@blastbeatindustries3191]

Ebola is also a force to reckoned with. Tim Dillon is just like ebola.

[@Matanumi]

sounds accurate

[@m.w.6526]

I just bought tickets to see his standup, can't wait

[@DaveFurbush]

“You can’t get fired from a podcast.” Brian Redban has left the chat.

[@iamjp1]

bryan callen has left the chat

[@ohhotdame1691]

Jesus bro 😂🤣

[@urbro2]

Redban is gettting paid to this dat

[@allocca7]

T: "There's no amount of money to get you to come back..." *J: "I did come back."* T: "Right."

[@HelenGPitts]

Previous month I managed to withdraw my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this company using the internet for 2 years now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the best thing regarding it is that I am not that tech-savvy, they just asked for basic understanding of internet and plain typing skill...Amazing thing about this job is the more free time I got to spend with my family. I am able to spend quality time with my family and friends and take care of my babies and also going on vacation with them very consistently. Don't ignore this chance and try to respond rapidly. Here is what I do *acttoday48­.­c­o­m*

[@t5k313]

@@HelenGPitts this a joke

[@masrvneck4201]

I remember back in the day when these were live. I'll be able to tell my kids I listened to podcasts with Joe Rogan live. That's how old i am

[@ksa5128]

I really think Joe is one strike away from being pulled off KZbin. That's why he is also extra careful with airing videos that are copyrighted. KZbin has made it difficult to navigate. With there terms of service.

[@skritzo]

@@ksa5128 KZbin is suffocating under a mountain of horse shit, by their own choice

[@Uncle-Bull]

They’ll think you’re lame.

[@C.A.D.]

I'mma tell my kids this was Joe Rogan Live

[@tdflynn8]

Like 5 months ago? Lol

[@Shovelman220]

Tim looks and sounds like Artie Langs stories.

[@crisisactor420]

And sounds like it

[@jordanmorrison3933]

the adopted girl wasn’t 30. Look into it! Dr.Phil did an episode on it! Adoption parents lied.

[@br6768]

My god thats funny

[@Shovelman220]

@@jordanmorrison3933 Eddie Bravo is already looking into it.

[@3leggedwarrior850]

Tupac: reincarr

[@someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715]

"this isn't a rally. I'm not taking your temperature'' .... This podcast was months before Covid. This confirms Tim Dillon is an operative.

[@MrRaw4life]

This is one non flamboyant gay. I’m not a homophobe I just like how he doesn’t need to brag about his sexuality. Very respectable.

[@michaelstanko5896]

Poppers lol

[@dangoodwin5250]

@Kevin Rachman braindead from sodmity...

[@michaelhall5429]

Totally. I get so sick of all the schaub type guests talking about pussy all the time. I don't need to know you like girls with big asses Joe.

[@lamolambda8349]

Brag lol You think that's what others are doing

[@louzer2566]

Whats really funny is Tim is 100 times the comic Brendan Schaub is and Brendan is 100 times the gay that Tim is.

[@nothingtoseeherebruvna]

Rosie did do a lot for getting the word out about the murder of my son.

[@j.b.7133]

Tower 7’s Dad hahahaha

[@j.b.7133]

Your son was blatantly shot down in broad daylight and no one talks about it! They say his upbringing was on bad foundations. I call bs! Much love to you and your building family

[@TheWrestlingFamily]

Please tell me you’re rebuilding your family?

[@markovichglass]

Shooting loads, of steel beams that can be melted with jet fuel, might want to check you vitamin levels before conception again. Build on a strong foundation. Rip tower 7.

[@nodiggity9472]

@@markovichglass Trump Tower now has an inappropriate erection.

[@zack-xb8kv]

Tim Dillon is quickly becoming my favourite guest. Edit: almost forgot, EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

[@hardowider5054]

Joe is treating us nice lately. Last Friday evening Paul Stamets, this Friday evening 3 hours of Tim Dillon.

[@Johnnylewis42069]

Hearing him talk about anything makes me laugh

[@WitzyZed]

Johnathon Lewis even Tim gravel-y saying the word “..great.” is a panacea

[@mykemac8068]

Mine too! He was hilarious talking about Juicy Smollett in an earlier cast lol

[@appleguy1986]

Thanks for introducing me to Tim Dillon. He's a funny and witty guy, I'll be looking to catch him live once the world returns to normal, whatever that is?

[@Stbuster31]

The Keto Kid on JRE two times in a year. Hey, that's life in the big city

[@CH-ml4rz]

The Greatest Athlete in America

[@senna138]

I cant believe that lock of hair stayed there the whole time.. go OCD!!

[@BroughPerkinsMedium]

Gay magic.

[@Toquer88]

Hahaha, gay magic!

[@rabby77777]

now ive read ur comment i cant take my eyes of his hair ffs

[@STSGuitar16]

Driving me crazy

[@Toquer88]

I'm thinking "There's Something About Mary" hair gel. Same source.

[@pread7491]

Joe brought up his eldest more in this episode that he has done in the entirety of his podcasts over past 3 years

[@tyrionlannister7168]

Because it's not his kid. Her dad was a famous rapper that died

[@pread7491]

Tyrion Lannister huh?

[@tyrionlannister7168]

@@pread7491 his eldest daughter. Not his kid. From a previous relationship his wife was in.

[@pread7491]

Tyrion Lannister ahhh okay... thanks for explaining

[@TheGreatBigMove]

You're right, Joe Rogan. I've been talking to people in person less often during COVID (obviously), but when I do talk to them I feel so much better because, unlike on the internet, most people are perfectly pleasant and easygoing.

[@CountDoucheula]

Tim Dillon -looks like- *is* Artie Lange & Chris Farley's lovechild.

[@PatPrika42]

Is*

[@CountDoucheula]

@@PatPrika42 My bad. 1 sec.

[@AnthonySal]

CountDoucheula thought the same thing lmfao

[@louiecomedie9773]

And Steve bannon slipped in there somewhere

[@MikkelGrumBovin]

@@louiecomedie9773 hahaha ha 🤣

[@ashmaterial]

- Hustle is the most important word - what about jug? Lol

[@gratefullyliving6576]

🤣

[@Saddamuel]

Pretending to be Meghan McCain is Cuntural Appropriation.

[@heatherguey129]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpmbYqZ9Z9mkm6c

[@krs514]

Lmfao

[@MistaTofMaine]

I skip a lot of Joe's shows where comics are on because of the repetition (aka comic lives so tough, every comic they know is the funniest, regular people don't understand, knew a guy in Boston, etc.) but love Tim Dillon and if he is on you can bet I'm going to download. Guy has a lot of interesting stuff to say.

[@joshuateubanks4302]

Me also.

[@treyxtrey]

I did in the beginning too but after running out of old ones to listen too I’ve gone back through to listen and a lot of them are pretty good

[@AutomaticMilk]

You get a feeling that a lot of comedians have big egos but Tim comes across as a humble guy who gives a shit.

[@antonpelynski5443]

He seems like he's gacked

[@Cjslady]

This was a damn good podcast have him on again!

[@jebjed3998]

Just go watch Tim Dillon's podcast it's gold

[@austingatti1173]

Just watched his last podcast on joe Rogan from yesterday, bought me to this older one, bought me to your comment.. and now you know he went back on Joe Rogan yesterday so enjoy!

[@KrankyKate279]

“IceT is a cop longer than hes been a rapper” BEST OBSERVATION EVER HAHAHA

[@DMT-kk3dp]

😂😂

[@shelbukowski1443]

"He's just a good TV cop" :-)

[@Nerdiness1985]

Quite nice seeing a guest that doesn't stumble over his words and say ''like'' every sentence.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Tims nine years of podcasting in the shadows was preparing him for appearing on Rogan. Check the first show too if you haven’t already!

[@dumbasslive2515]

Right

[@saramariewheeler9304]

It's so cool watching an episode that Joe was actually into. 3 hours of straight fire

[@knightrider693]

Pretty annoying habit of repeating exactly what Joe says tho

[@meymes3655]

@@knightrider693 Its called a discussion

[@iamjp1]

the cherry on top is you would never even know this guy’s gay lol

[@ljcomments886]

j.p. It's a missed opportunity to get a gold digging wife with fake business

[@justinmarks2617]

Tim Dillon is f****** hilarious. This is my first time being introduced to him. Definitely going to check him out.

[@orenthalsimpson]

Don't say anything bad about Brendan Schaub in the comments or they might delete the episode

[@tylerofviolence]

That kid is a joke he cries about everything and anything joe need to give him a swift slap keep his grounded lol

[@porkskin9359]

Zak check Tims youtube page. All podcasts deleted, word is its the Schnaub

[@Bhubnipz]

Nai Khanom Dtom “word is” aka “something I just made up” Are you actually saying you think Brendan Schaub got someone’s podcast deleted? Like he called up KZbin and told them to take it down? For such an idiot y’all think he is super powerful. Is he Jewish too?

[@Hwsmith]

Hold up, what podcast got deleted and what was said?! This cliff hanger stuff isnt cool!

[@Monscent]

@Zak no

[@adammc2345]

"Ya, Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise, he's probably hoping he will kill him" I laughed so hard I hurt my throat

[@cougarjames7713]

Tim Dillon is such a legend. So much more funny than most these putz with podcasts.

[@xzachary13]

I love all the episodes with randoms, but the ones that feature comics are hands down the best because Joe is in his element and they’re always hilarious interactions. More of this guy please. I was dying when they were talking about the little Ukrainian scam girl.

[@patriciagriffin1505]

Great show