Joe Rogan on Bob Lazar and UFO's

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1279 w/Jessimae Peluso:
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[@ldl1477]

This lady reminds me of my sister ... doesn't know anything, but has to comment on everything. And no, they never change...

[@rodjerdankist1125]

...is she single?

[@CharlieLannister]

Rodjer Dankist dumb question, the answer is to that is obvious

[@syberawa7429]

@@rodjerdankist1125 In my book she a BIGMOUTH and probably will find a mate with acute non-hearing condition.

[@sarahwelch1504]

Do you think it’s partially due to narcissism? Or something else?

[@OffGridInvestor]

@@sarahwelch1504 I tend to find it's a social grouping thing. They want to feel relevant so they need to have SOME input. You know, so they can pretend like they're a part of the conversation and hence a part of the group. More prevalent amongst city dwelling American women but does appear in all western women.

[@dimitriisov1262]

"element 115" "Like an organism from outer space?" "No like an element"

[@SuperJoemills]

To be fair he does then say it’s a man made element like carbon...wtf?

[@smokestrong1000]

@@SuperJoemills He wasn't saying carbon is man made. He was referring to what an element is (carbon) and that element 115 is a man made element. Element 115 on earth can only be created by man but larger stars that went supernova might have created element 115 naturally we just don't have any on earth.

[@paullazarro4295]

BIMBO!

[@bryantcox3125]

@@smokestrong1000 Yes!

[@IntEngT]

Haha..yes m8.lol.

[@trav187]

Fun fact: Her laugh was included on the Voyager 1 & 2 golden records not to welcome extraterrestrial life, but to actually warn them off.

[@justinwallner881]

Her laugh has saved us all 🙌

[@rickgriego2844]

Ha!

[@Tsaotsaxet]

Ward?

[@gregmacias4768]

That laugh man glad I ain’t the only one lol

[@indomableresendiz4889]

She’s one of the reasons why aliens 👽 hasn’t contacted us yet

[@admir467]

true👽

[@mountainman42]

same as you

[@ICanSeeYou247]

*haven't

[@picklerix6162]

Aliens hate bad grammar.

[@jax8931]

This was like having the science kid and the varsity cheerleader in the same project group.

[@AV4Life]

Hahaha. Underrated comment

[@killerdude35]

LMAO!!!

[@thevictorydrive]

Brilliant

[@glennralph7007]

Perfect 😂😂😂

[@MrMd5555]

Great analogy!! Except I don't think this chick even made it to high school

[@charliewaters5289]

Joe's ability to remain calm, in the face of morons, is amazing.

[@scud100]

It must be good weed

[@getchasome6230]

Hes like hahaha "that's hilarious that's so true" 😐

[@burkefox3208]

Cannabis is wonderful

[@stevenellerbee686]

I agree. I'm very impressed how he's able to tolerate these people, remain calm, remain respectful, keep the conversation flowing, and still tries to keep them involved even if the topic went right over their heads. It's a skill that takes practice and patience. In my opinion, Joe is THE best podcaster/interviewer. I'm astonished how he can sit down and talk for literally hours everyday with someone and keep the conversations smooth and continuously flowing. ***Edit*** I wouldn't be able to do it. When someone gives me a stupid or irrelevant response, I lose my train of thought and just want to stop the conversation. I'm afraid of being disrespectful or tell myself it's not worth getting upset or aggravated over. Which makes me go quiet and want to leave. And for the record, it's not just one stupid response. I can tolerate a lot, but as for example in this clip, I personally wouldn't be able to keep trying to conversate with someone I continuously find annoying and knowing they just don't get it.

[@ozoneswiftak]

Some woman its impossible to even bring this topic up. I think shes nice to look at, i mean listen to.

[@reubanrajan2679]

"An element.." "ohh.. like an organism" That's sums the lady in this talk.

[@23igna]

🤣🤣

[@avoidtheattic2688]

I would love to talk with her. Seriously. Can you imagine the wonders of the world that would open up after a conversation ? 😉

[@priortokaraew7569]

I've been reading so many of the comments and laughing for the last 30 minutes. You guys are awesome.

[@selmonb921]

Her laugh is why Bose came up with sound canceling technology!

[@getchasome6230]

Indeed

[@wrathmachine7609]

Ima copy this and use it.

[@onelovedrumming]

I wanted to like this but the likes are at 420... I can't do it

[@selmonb921]

@@onelovedrumming Hahahahaha that was funny!!

[@akbinnn2106]

Lmao

[@gravyd316]

Joe is a true gentleman. You have to give him credit for not telling this woman she is a absolute moron within the first five minutes of talking to her. Patience is truly a virtue.

[@1ofEve]

You are qualifying someone as a moron for not immediately comprehending the full details of the ~150 minute long interview of Bob Lazar. Your expectations are either unrealistic and/or skewed, even before considering the fact that the interview is about a gravity inducing magic basketball UFO reactor buried in Robert Bigelow's backyard.

[@gravyd316]

@@1ofEve wtf does Lazar have to do with any of it? The woman is clearly a idiot. They could be talking about grilling burgers and she'd be just as clueless. Nice attempt at White Knighting for a ditz though. You're living proof that stupid just can't be cured.

[@ART-theCLOWN]

gravy d lol i feel like she was either just ignorant or totally into joe. the way she laughs just so over exaggerated. but shes cute af.

[@darrius7974]

Or maybe he realizes it's her opinion just because it doesn't match his doesn't make her a moron

[@ART-theCLOWN]

Darrius Hairston you right haha

[@keithholler3215]

Joe: what if it's true that our government had access to alien technology Annoying girl: "crazier things have happened "

[@filthycasual8187]

I mean, on THAT point she ain't wrong.

[@IS-BE-yt7jk]

@@filthycasual8187 no she's not. What crazier thing has happened?

[@pgppatrickgplays7716]

@@IS-BE-yt7jk that Kylie Jenner is a billionaire,

[@alokmeshram2231]

Hats off Joe's patience

[@Paul-ou1rx]

This lady reading these comments: "OMG! Everybodys talking about me! HahahaHahaHahahahaHaha..."

[@UKYusei]

do u know Gabriel Iglesias? I copied his fake girl laugh for this 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardgilks2581]

Your Bob Lazar interview was one of your top 10, for sure. I loved it.

[@MsTammi125]

Good stuff

[@FSEVENMAN]

True and this wasn't.....

[@garretthorsch8143]

Richard Gilks it was one of my favorites as well.

[@thegreenbastard5171]

Are you serious??

[@richardgilks2581]

@@thegreenbastard5171 To be fair I didn't see anywhere enough of his podcasts to accurately determine a top 10 list. I am often a little hyperbolic when expressing my opinions. But I did like it a lot.

[@lambsauce9544]

This reminds me of the time I tried to explain the fridge to my dog

[@samwilsmore5733]

Jessimae: "scoots-scoots-magoots and fuckin' check us out then peace out back up wherever they're from." Aliens: "uhhh ok there is no intelligent life-forms here"

[@trumanpatriotsactivities6913]

This lady is absolutely the most annoying guest you’ve ever had.

[@AbominableHuman]

Wrong, he had like 3 bitches on once that made me want to slam my penis in a bank vault door.

[@ProfessuhLemon]

Cunning Linguist *insert hysterical Joe Rogan laugh cause that shits hilarious*

[@iPervy]

Haha id say candace owens was worse

[@doodoodeedoo3958]

Professor Lemon can you please point me to a video where Joe laughs hysterically? I’m tired of seeing him half asleep all the time

[@DareStellar]

I couldn’t even finish this clip

[@HearthstoneDrama]

Who's here after the Bob Lazar podcast?

[@digi_tv]

I'm here bro. UFOs and Legalized Government Kidnapping of Children are the 2 Biggest things that we need to expose.

[@huko4266]

Regretting I’ve been exposed to this woman

[@johnchase4408]

Me but I can't take anymore. This chick destroyed it.

[@campbell412]

Can't get enough of this story, it's fucking interesting.

[@James-ip5gz]

I love how Joe tries to play off the fact that he's been following Lazar's story for YEARS lol

[@anxxiousbeats9799]

4:38 “just cruisin around” makes a motion of smoking a joint 😂😂😂 idk why that had me cracking up.

[@allan4800]

I had never heard of Jessimae Peluso before this. Not sure why Joe thought having her on to discuss UFOs, Area 51 and Bob Lazar was a good idea...

[@PauIieWalnuts]

He wanted to change the subject to something he enjoys

[@allan4800]

@@PauIieWalnuts Like giggly, silly-ass chicks??

[@brett_kendrick82]

Element 115, "Like OMG an organism from outer space?!" 😂😂😂

[@lwaysid]

typical valley girl...

[@billnaugle9117]

Hey she could run on the Democratic party with Alexandra Cortez! That's two peas in a pod. Lol

[@Blukran]

@@billnaugle9117 or as trumps running mate, 99% of politicians are morons who may know one topic well, but that topic never has any bearing on what theyre saying. We need scientists in politics who can fact check and call out the bullshit coming from both sides

[@billnaugle9117]

@@Blukran 2 party system working for the banks and war hawks. Jesus will be back before too long. That's what I look forward to.

[@Blukran]

@@billnaugle9117 its both sides working for corporations and giving them rights like citizens, and when do you think he'll come back? Stop hoping for magic fixes, only real people are gna make any difference.

[@Belofsky1]

I applaud Joe for making it through an entire podcast with this girl without losing sanity

[@jonmacdonald5345]

VoltGe He must have smoked a quarter pound of weed to do it!

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

what sanity are you talking about

[@dragonfire9526]

He definitely wanted to smash, other than that there’s no reason for her to be in that seat in front of this microphone. Yep definitely.

[@slimiersnake6743]

@@dragonfire9526 Did y’all even watch it or you guys just speak out of your ass? They’re friends and from the podcast it seems like good friends. She’s a comedian like Joe

[@ramdishali8313]

@@slimiersnake6743 yeah...she is such a 'cOmEd!An'

[@randrewp]

I love the way Joe slows down when he's dealing with a hyper idiot.

[@sharpshorts]

Hand scanners became widely used as part of security systems of larger pharmaceutical companies by the 1990s, perhaps much earlier. I worked as a technician for a small private security company that installed and serviced them for major drug companies such as Bristol Meyers Squibb, Merck and Pharmacia. These scanners would map the unique blood vessel patterns of each hand that was placed upon them. Each palm scan would be stored on a centralized computer system which would then activate an electronic locking mechanism allowing entrance to secure areas within the building. The computer would also would log the "who, when and where" whenever entry was made. My understanding of how the palm readers operated was by utilizing magnetism, similar to that of hospital MRI machines. Their use eliminated having to have larger staffs of security personnel at sensitive entry doors and took the place of keeping track of issued keys to selected employees. Keeping track of keys was problematic within building complexes having several thousands of offices, labs and meeting rooms.

[@Diggz11]

She gives me hope to getting on the podcast

[@matthewkasdorf]

You should try stand up, every other dipshit does

[@fuckerupper5800]

Like amy schumer

[@joj9140]

@@fuckerupper5800 lol Amy Schumer is a talentless fat bitch that belongs in a landfill.

[@GrillaStyle]

Sarah Silverman is worse

[@wadesharp11]

Diggz11 😂🤣

[@frigglediggle2]

Element 115 can be used to Pack-a-Punch to our weapons, ya dig?

[@soonfajsk8787]

Love this

[@lelandbacon1253]

Duuuude you just awoke all of my teenage memories

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

Binky Bones I love you.

[@omarpadilla5155]

I like the pack punched RPK it ripped so hard omfg

[@consciousalien4146]

Catch me with a porters Raygun mk2

[@courage0243]

Oh my god her voice and laugh give me chills.

[@joee8795]

I once worked for a store (retail) that sold Powersport’s stuff/gear/parts for MX/ATV’s/PWC’s etc… The Punch-Clock was a similar device to what they’re talking about in this video…..the difference was our device had a smooth surface that you put your hand on and each (finger area) had a vertical metal post that you had to make sure your fingers/thumb were touching.

[@BEder-it4lf]

If you're at a party with this chick and whisper something to her she will repeat it very loud!!! 🤣

[@MrRaggamuffinrambo]

Sooooo true

[@carldeithorn3450]

(whispering) "Excuse me, where's the bathroom? I'm about to shit my pants!" "WHAT?! BATHROOM?! YOURE GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS?! DOWN THE HALL! SECOND DOOR ON THE LEFT!" 😂😂😂 ✌

[@NoName-fm2cy]

Who tf is telling secrets at a party?

[@mickavellian]

she finishes your sentences for you also. man I hate this woman.. Why did we give them the vote?

[@kinglucha3640]

Me: ...pssspsss ...think you’re kinda ... ...*mumbles mumbles* multiple... Her: I THINK YOURE CUTE TOO!!! ID LOVE TO HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS FROM YOU... Me: ugh...never mind...

[@realpolitiksanta5980]

Jesus Christ!!! The first time I ever had to STOP watching a video about Bob Lazar. She’s insufferable.

[@scientist9550]

100% correct

[@Iron.Aesthetic]

I saw the necklace with her name on it and new right away she was going to be terrible.

[@quentinmyself]

Totally agree.

[@GB-rr8ud]

Entering term of endearment " my nigga" you are right Joe get rid of this Thot bring Bob back asap

[@marshmallowmonster7731]

My first thought when i saw her: is this Sandra Bullock on cocaine? :)

[@dahur]

Stanton Friedman used to use the analogy, "If you drove a nuclear submarine up to Christopher Columbus, and said 'you can have all the money you want, and all the people you need..give me two more of these'...well that would be impossible. It's the same thing now. They have technology that's maybe thousands of years ahead. Plus, it's using elements that we don't have here.

[@JodyArchuleta]

From New Mexico…I actually saw A/the flying saucer..and so did many others in 1979

[@gaggle57]

"You're a scientist." (When she said that, she actually believed Joe was a scientist, cuz anybody smarter than her IS a scientist - and that's just about everybody.)

[@Soundtrack33VEVO]

Tom Vardin Thay was a Cold Burn ❤️

[@CameInStrong]

You know, it almost sounded like sarcasm.

[@Donnachaidh07]

Too funny and she wants all of Joe's element 115.

[@Rohan-vl1ve]

fucking hilarious🤣🤣

[@ThatFilmisGnarly]

Joe: there's this man-made element Girl: yOu mEaN aN oRgAniSm fRoM oUtEr sPaCe?!!?

[@frameofmind229]

Yes she is dumb lol

[@blairdraper]

LumpySpaceBrotha lmao

[@chrisrodriguez5934]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewcebrian]

I mean, I think it’s worth mentioning elements aren’t man made....like that’s an element’s jam.

[@KONJEEROthedragon]

They're high tho right?

[@Vision_Voyagers]

What's the name of the documentry and where can I find it?

[@ConnieJJ]

Love watching the progression. Where it all began..... Loved that documentary.

[@alj2264]

She set the women's movement back at least 50 years

[@kingbyrd.1512]

Lets go for another 50. Assuming her invites her back.

[@curtisj2002]

Great hopefully she takes all the excessively gay people too and gives the rainbow back to god.

[@ReadyFreddy1011]

🤣

[@mondachewon2873]

AL J - a woman would never be interested if aliens landed on earth as long as they have access to shoes handbags and hairstylists.

[@curtisj2002]

@@mondachewon2873 funny black women would say great more competition first white women taking all the good black man now some orange looking bitch with 2 mouths is trying to take what's ours lol

[@78g476]

Why is he talking about this issue with her of all people?

[@scud100]

Chicks dig aliens. He wanted to smash her gash

[@stephenfraser1055]

@@scud100 so am I lol

[@stephenfraser1055]

@@scud100 🤪

[@miciboo9993]

The same reason why are we listening Joe

[@rhino_twozero326]

Where can I watch the full interview???......NOWT!

[@HrCh-id4vd]

I love her laugh it so calming 😂

[@mama_tichi]

Element 115 "omg you mean like an organism from outer space?!" Joe: "no...an element"

[@greytroll1632]

roflmao

[@ianm8218]

She reminds me off lottery Nikki from family guy

[@joash1076]

Sarah Tichinel that shit made my head hurt ong

[@milosjovic4402]

Whos that bitch btw

[@Kenny-bw2cz]

Advanced intellect she is not. Lol

[@RustyShackleford66]

Good god, imagine if the first person the Aliens spoke to was this woman!

[@miciboo9993]

They would kill all of us right away.

[@leonslights3324]

@@miciboo9993 or they're heads would explode

[@RustyShackleford66]

@Bax 60 I'll have what he's smoking.

[@abdirizakmohamed8205]

Alien: greetings earthling! Loud lady: scoot scoots mcgoo Alien: *☹️😑disappointed and confused* FML is this the best sign of intelligence on earth??!

[@fudgedogbannana]

We'd all be toast.

[@mmohaki]

What is the name of documentary hes talking about?

[@miguelalvarado1171]

What documentary they are talking about?

[@rivertrash9862]

"...an element" "like an organism from outer space?" bruh smh how do you make it decades without learning what an element is?

[@joelwarzecha5661]

Minnesota Fatz bruh she is worse than the bearded guy from the bob lazar episode lmao i didn’t think that was possible

[@tm-ub5wq]

She was thinking of orgasm

[@tomatoesofdoom]

I feel like if you dont know something like that, literally everything else you could ever say is now debunked. Even if you are correct.

[@skinisdelicious3365]

Her looks. Thats how.

[@skinisdelicious3365]

Stijn van de Ven you didnt get enough love for that pun. So here you buddy. Love

[@ramseskush6007]

If you are wearing headphones..prepare for her laugh..its outta pocket

[@ziapsp4167]

@ Ramses Kush thx for the warning /w earplugs & annoying cackle! My eardrums owe you!

[@squidincsquid]

Preparing....

[@simplyluis6548]

Her laugh made me jizz. God, what went wrong in my life. 😢

[@danielcook6713]

outta pocket a phrase?

[@viperz22]

Touché

[@edwardtomlin8592]

My Uncle Joe sova also worked on the crafts! He worked on figuring out the navigation system

[@truecockney438]

What was the name of the documentary anyone please

[@theylivewesleep4682]

Don’t bring this bird brain back Joe. Holy Christ that hurt.

[@DannyDevitooo]

Stupid bird

[@dantaylor333]

she was annoying from the start, like no one i'v ever seen

[@rlachermeier]

Luis Mendez shut her the hell up

[@scottbravo3]

She really does sound dumber than a bag of hair.

[@Cowboybrian01]

Her laugh needs to be contained in Area 51.

[@MrRaggamuffinrambo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mark0-villan0va]

Wow.. Thank you.. She's maybe from thar area

[@skeeterstevens7083]

She sounds brilliant

[@xerr2595]

Thank god we did not raid the area 51

[@greytroll1632]

She must be a hybrid!

[@MaxX500]

I love how, at 6:25, Joe notices he says "it's entirely possible" way too often. AND THE FACT THAT HE'S SEEN THE CLIPS!! Fucking golden.

[@cnuffs]

What I liked about bob lazar’s story is he didn’t try to convince u of the story he just told the story of what he saw… from finding that he did work at Los alamos lab to finding out he did put a jet engine on his daily commute Honda car to us not knowing about Area 51 to him also confirming that location and area S4, to element 115 actually existing to his home being searched by the FBI 4xs , to him talking about a tick tac shaped space shuttle b4 the Air Force confirmed it in the media, to him coming out only to protect his life that he thought was in danger even blacking out his face in the interview, to him finding out about his wife’s affair through the tapping of his phones, to him bringing several people out to a location away from Area 51 on papoose lake at S4 on a certain date snd time which they videoed taped it , to all of these circumstances that he said in his initial story that he didn’t try to convince anyone of in fact he said I can’t prove the story but this is what happened and later all of those things checking out just really sets his story a lot of value. He never profited off the situation and people were able to verify there was some body going behind him and erasing his education and previous employers to discredit him. I was a skeptic b4 the interview but he kinda made it difficult to not at least have the open mind he’s not lying.

[@Tom-tp1jv]

Bro is such a fckin genius yeh but wife cheats smmhhh

[@jesterlead]

Astonishing people believe this BS. Maybe Bob can head up the Flat-Earther society as well....

[@colinbrown3314]

@@jesterlead so given that entire paragraph of proven factual information, you think it’s still more likely he’s lying?

[@jesterlead]

@@colinbrown3314 Name a single other person that has EVER corroborated any of these stories? There have been thousands of people that have worked at Area 51 in those 35 years. I shouldn't have to point out the obvious. There are no aliens. The odds they landed in our country are next to zero. The odds it was kept a secret? Please. The odds one dude is lying? 100%. Outlandish assertions require outlandish proof. Next up, flat-earther convinces most of Kansas they are the geographic center of the planet.

[@alisaforster28691]

@@colinbrown3314 as much as i want to believe bobs story, there are just alot of things that dont make sense for me. Why does the ufo not have some apparatus to form the environment? Pressure, oxygen or whatever an alien would inhale. How would a anti gravitation wave based propulsion system fly in outer space? Why are there no systems for life important processes on board? Waste recycling, water recycling oxygen/whatever they breath. Food system? Nevertheless, it is interessting to listen to him and fantasize a bit. I hope we will get the real answer from him on hus dying bed. If he is a troll i would salute him for his mastery.

[@czechmate1124]

Joe should not be having this conversation with her. She's talking like his words are just cruising right on past her.

[@2-bitsampler841]

Zoop, zoop, zoop

[@Globox822]

Who did her nose?

[@britbloc123]

I can guarantee this is the kinda chick that behaves like this, regardless of what you're talking to her about. :(

[@Runmikerun1onTube]

Her laugh is that fly buzzing around in the back of your car that wont leave even with the windows down.

[@nebulous962]

i hope you get bob on your show again. he is so cool guy. :)

[@Yuyones]

What strikes me the most is that it describes and explains the type of space-time distortion propulsion that we are currently seeing in the so-called UAPs that have come to light today.

[@smithy4813]

Exactly. If Closer encounters was based on reality (which it was), Zeta Reticulli 3 inhabitants have been our “friends for a while now!!!!”

[@Leo-qj7mp]

Joe you gotta get BOB FUCKEENG LIZAR on your show, what gives dude? 🤷‍♂️🤔 @powerfulJRE

[@them2002]

I hope he does although Bob Lazar doesn't like doing interviews.

[@dylanleamananderson7811]

Lazar won’t go on rogan

[@dylanleamananderson7811]

will to fight he doesn’t even want to be in the UFO community but I’ll tell you in the 80s his ha d technology is real we had them on our armoured cars the same shit he’s not lying

[@markJones-yz6ke]

@@dylanleamananderson7811 your right there bro!Joe,s had a few so called ufologist on his show!(tom delong. Stephen Greer!) Was so nice to their face!then ripped the piss out of em!!👎😕

[@yoyoyotooo]

I think shes cool

[@siriusfun]

Get Lazar on!!!

[@strategery101]

Yes!!

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

Bob is full of shit lol if he gets on the show he'll definitely slip up and get caught in his lies

[@emptinessatethewitch]

@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 some of the stuff he said are actually true like the mountain bunkers

[@goblinondrums]

OMG yes they totally should

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

@@emptinessatethewitch Everybody tells the truth now and then. I don't believe a word he says about aliens coming to earth

[@abbottsplace8080]

Great video about possibilities for sure. I love this stuff.

[@aaronmendonca6040]

That hand scanner was in Close Encounters -a film made several years before Bob Lazzar popped up on the scene.

[@zevrs5800]

Dang, she said absolutely nothing and screeched a lot, kinda killed the conversation.

[@Kube_Dog]

She used to be a High School counselor.

[@thecapone45]

Guys. Picture it: Bearded guy AND this girl are locked in a room. Who annoys who first?

[@Donnachaidh07]

Bearded guy because he looks and talks like a douchebag..lol

[@Luchiop]

Please direct me to bearded guy I wanna decide for myself.

[@Donnachaidh07]

He could make a lot of money off selling t-shirts of his likeness saying "The Bearded Douche"..lol

[@greytroll1632]

Imagine if they have a kid...

[@theraiden1018]

Grey Troll that should be outlawed

[@joebrinkman1395]

The thumbnail for this video is hilarious after you’ve watched it & a few others on the Bob lazar UFO “thing”.

[@Dimateecreator]

the hand scanner was in the movie "close encounters from the 3rd kind" before his story

[@bambaking6265]

JOE ROGAN HAS FINALLY SPOKEN OF THE LEGENDARY BOB LAZAR!

[@ViolentAce]

Prince lol he’s talked about him so many times 😂 not as detailed as he did here but definitely brought him up before

[@Wtfplsstfu]

Where you been homie? Lol

[@bambaking6265]

Dam guess I’m just retarded

[@tylerpyle2135]

He's talked about him many times.

[@ULTRAWIDE.]

“Crazier things have happened” I don’t think there’s anything crazier and mind blowing than having access to alien technology.

[@Megamanip]

exactly what i thought!

[@Mr7Ham]

Joe Rogan: Have u ever try DMT?

[@nebulousisgod]

It’s a turn of phrase, smart ass

[@laurasfar18]

New years eve 1999-2000 was crazier than ANYTHING in the unvierse. Aliens included

[@jeremysears4263]

Possibly. Learning that the majority of world history is a manufactured lie ranks up there in my book

[@marcuschristianus122]

How did Joe Rogan do that? The patience!

[@Dancefever20th]

This woman is the best weapon we have to make sure aliens don't invade.

[@tomgreen8390]

This woman finds bubblegum both fascinating and mind numbing at the same time

[@SlappyChop]

Gotta be a candidate for the worst guest ever to be on JRE

[@pentreifan3905]

Twitter guy tho

[@matthewhorizon6050]

I'll admit, this was some dismal shit!

[@Ram-2112]

She is horrible

[@gankala8]

God you're right

[@johnnypk1963]

Slappy Chop Definitely. She’s adding nothing to the convo

[@ggulto2]

Is there a reason why original podcast #1279 is unavailable now?

[@sergiovillasenor1455]

We actually use the hand reader for my job, crazy how advanced they are now !

[@m0here239]

Joe: There was an element that he was talking about existed Lady: Like an organism from outer space?! 😑. No...AN ELEMENT

[@PS-rb5fw]

M0 Here when she said that I screamed “no dumbass” at my phone 💀

[@sychrov81]

5th element was organism!

[@12gauge599]

She asked another dumb question, is she a dumb bitch?

[@wilhelmhesse1348]

Next time don't bring an empty noisey bucket on your show Joe

[@iwokuplikthis]

Underrated

[@elvatoz]

No shit 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@NjoyMoney]

Jessimae is awesome, also you dont sound any better

[@joetheox1202]

+1 he does well enough dumbing shit down without this air head side kick

[@wilhelmhesse1348]

@@NjoyMoney 👏👏👏

[@BryanNWright]

I worked at bank of america in the IT complex in Concord California in 1996 and they were testing one of those hand scanners to replace badges for entry to the server room.

[@ronaldmay5819]

When they created element 115 They changed it from the alien version. They don't want us getting our hands on the real stuff.

[@AR-iy9oj]

She's a comedian for a living? I'm in the wrong business.

[@terehommikust1718]

Hahahahahhahahahaha, you're a fucking machine A

[@ziapsp4167]

@ A R .. at the same time Joe considers himself a comic too 🤔...

[@brownsfan7738]

@@ziapsp4167 and a broadcaster, and has one of the best podcasts out. She does nothing else lmao

[@titopuente6149]

Often thought that comedian is actually the least of joes talents yet its what he wants be recognised most for. 🤔🤨

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

Junior Sanchez I'm still trying to figure Tom Segura lol I don't hate the guy or anything but he's genuinely one of the most boring humans I've ever seen, yet he makes money by talking!

[@robin3]

02:35 for the most annoying noise, ever.

[@Nick-18]

I raise you 4:33 :D

[@mohammedabdi8802]

I raise you 6:36

[@cflo1386]

@@mohammedabdi8802 I raise you by playing all together simultaneously, awkward...

[@mohammedabdi8802]

Got me there

[@SeriousBeats]

LOL

[@Gronlund88]

The hand scanner is actualy named IDentimat 2000. They used one on the set for close encounter of the third kind aswell. And you can find newspaper adds about it years before Bobs claims.

[@MeaHeaR]

that EXACT hand scanner was in the First Star Wars Episode

[@youllnevergetmynumbr]

Joe: "I'm talking about a number between 5 and 7." Terrible female guest: "Banana?"

[@bigdofba]

youllnevergetmynumbr LOL holy shit that was funny.

[@theone-swta]

3?

[@paulhenry2536]

She makes me like beard guy cause atleast he knows something

[@stevecvntniko8271]

Hhahhahahahaha

[@harrywhite7639]

Beard guy is now ok

[@priortokaraew7569]

@@harrywhite7639 😂👍

[@redrackham9003]

She makes beard guy look like king leonidas

[@dropdog395]

Yeah, we had that exact hand scanner at the University of Georgia dining halls at least as early as 1981. Put your card in the holder, put your hand on the scanner, light would pass through slots under your fingers, measuring your bones and comparing to your card. High tech.

[@iketurnher4745]

There is a facility on Osan Airbase that uses a similar scanner. Circa ????-2013

[@MiniBull-vq2yg]

I wish Joe had hit the trap door bottom and dropped her into the crocodile pit.

[@Ionic457]

Send her to the ranch!

[@freespeechordeath7826]

Jesus christ on a goddamn pony I'm dead.😂 You knocked it out of the park with that one 👏👏👏

[@area51r]

you're the crocodile pit.

[@BoiledMilkSteak7]

@@area51r lamest thing i have read so far

[@area51r]

@@BoiledMilkSteak7 you're the lamest thing

[@bvlynx23]

I don’t think she knows what’s she’s actually talking about...

[@calebjaymes9710]

U think

[@primeobjective5469]

You don't say!

[@y.m.i.n.6538]

Urr ??

[@michaeljames1980.]

I literally couldn’t finish watching this video

[@theprinceofdarkness4679]

The hand scanner looks exactly like the one in a movie

[@fatality601]

Wrong guest to discuss this with, she is quite annoying

[@Alignedtop]

That laugh made me pray the aliens would take her away.

[@SFbayArea94121]

Fatality not to mention the pinnacle of LACK OF INTELLIGENCE

[@austinbrodeur22314]

Joe has mastered podcasting. Even with annoying guests he shifts the conversation to what he finds interesting and can talk about for an unlimited amount of time to still keep his audience entertained.

[@madsteve9]

I quit doing Chemistry in my 3rd year of Comp School, in 1985. By then we were up to 126 on the Periodic Table of Elements. And they were all NAMED, not just element Numbers. 115 is called Moscovium.

[@chrisholder4978]

Bob said there were 9 of these "vehicles" and the one he worked on was nicknamed the "Sportster". Everything was compartmentalized to the point where three of four separate groups worked on different parts of the craft and were kept from communicating from one another. Bob Lazar worked on the propulsion system which used element 115.

[@ALEXH1997]

She has no idea who Bob Lazar is... Yet she still has an input and tries to discredit him 🤦‍♂️ She adds nothing to the conversation.

[@AverageAlien]

bruh imagine believing bob lazar. Loony bin haha. You actually think some intergalactic beings teleported to earth in some imaginary craft no ones ever seen before? Lmao

[@AverageAlien]

@Outlaws Yeah I'm dense because my brain is filled with knowledge

[@brianw.6718]

@@AverageAlien you're a fucking clown dude.

[@brianw.6718]

@@AverageAlien you have no idea what I believe. You're the one with an alien avatar. Your fucking name is "average alien" and you're talking about Bob Lazar on KZbin, so clearly you have an interest in the topic. But that's not why you're a clown. You're a clown because you go out of your way to insult random people online and then in the next comment you praise your own self percieved intellect like a pretentious fucking asshole.

[@RTM543]

@@brianw.6718 im pretty sure he’s messing with you bro

[@Benji_90]

It's excruciatingly painful to end up here after that interesting Lazar interview 🥶🥶🥶

[@iragravatt6717]

Goddamn. Get her the fuck OUT

[@Grimnir_x]

Yep i just did that myself, im skipping this one🤣

[@MxIxTxC]

Yep I in awe now.

[@relltalk4549]

Tha hand scanner is in the 80s movies. “The Spaceballs” as well.

[@dianakrah8500]

Can’t find the doc about Bob lazar on Netflix, why? Canada

[@Mrbrownstone1028]

Joe is getting a headache from her voice. You can tell by the pain wrinkle on his five head

[@santaman11]

That’s a 40 head

[@gloBrian]

That’s a 60 head

[@venas323]

That’s a 80 head

[@OliverFlinn]

0Head wtf

[@Sam-zu8vo]

Don’t ever talk about Joe Rogan like this ever again.

[@greenlizardballs]

Holy shit her normal voice is the equivalent of someone else screaming.

[@michaelangelos5117]

Her laugh gives me bad chills

[@juanamaro1802]

Annoying as hell! Her voice is so load that I had to lower my earphones to the point I couldn't hear Joe and still heard her😨

[@spinelli187]

At least she’s decent to look at lol

[@DonaldJDuck-ql3jj]

Maybe its just the mic

[@Kube_Dog]

She's on helium.

[@chrislong1287]

I remember when I used to buy into these UFO theories. What was I thinking!!!!

[@cxvd7996]

Someone pointed out that this hand scanner is the same as the one in Close Encounters.