Joe Rogan - The Business Secrets of Drug Dealing

[@michaeldalton8374]

Dude actually got stopped by police. He was asked to explain his business in this area. After 15 minutes of “uhhhh...ahhhh....errrrr...” cop just gave up and let him go.

[@millmill4993]

Uuhhhhh and uummmmm ahhh

[@snippy8315]

BAHAHAHA!! I wish I could upvote this comment 100x....

[@chrispbigley4540]

I

[@cutit9085]

Lmao I'm weak

[@PlainVlogs]

Michael Dalton 🤣🤣

[@stujacob110]

When people get away with something..they have an overwhelming need to tell someone.

[@heposlis2409]

Its called narcissism You cant shut up but to tell a pull you just did I know it from own

[@Kent_calisthenics]

Ego fucks you

[@5_C_G]

Si lol

[@SmashMasterMC]

And then they get caught

[@egt22c]

Well said

[@TrewLight]

Waiting for this dude to slip up and say “I” instead of “he”

[@frostychickenprods]

Drew W lmfao

[@StraightothePointNews]

He ain’t that cool he made it all up with all those uhhhhhhhh errrrrrrrrrs

[@joegastly6166]

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

[@Tdubbz44]

This dude wouldn't stand a chance as a legit high level drug dealer.

[@DonKopArkadio]

Joe Gasly 👍🏼 I even knocked it up to 1.5x

[@jackinvan]

This is why is love Joe's podcast, you learn about personal growth, science, health, conspiracy theories, and how to become a drug dealer and not get caught.

[@saiajay6663]

This comment is Gold 💥

[@morgasix]

Thanks to Joe Rogan I'm now working out, being healthy, loving life, dealing drugs smoothless and I have 2 kids with 3 wifes

[@xkai7546]

​​@@morgasixxD

[@vaporizethis]

>deal drugs >write a book about dealing >use sales profits to launder money

[@georgepapps815]

Lol

[@dw8469]

Genius

[@caf7798]

Fucking GENIUS!!!!

[@leroytucker1880]

What he said^ I think he’s already hot they already got that affidavit believe of

[@GreyRogueIVXX]

He's totally talking about himself... He's smirk says it all 🤦‍♂️...

[@ShadowMear101]

I would assume the reason why he takes so long to answer is due to not trying to expose the guys actual life who explained to him the drug life

[@Kirt44]

It is him self

[@creative8569]

He's bs and making it all up

[@rogainegaming6924]

@@Sandrocker Talking to the police at all is a loss.

[@neotim5]

@@creative8569 do you claim this just out of your ass or do you have any proof?

[@halphillips3703]

@@rogainegaming6924 😂😂😭

[@retroworld8090]

I don't have the patience to wait for this guy to finish his sentences.

[@aaronh1480]

no shit hey his voice is annoying af for some reason

[@TNT327]

I put the video In 1.5 speed and it was better...still not perfect though.

[@howey935]

Thats what i was thinking. I hope he writes better than he speaks otherwise theyd only be a couple of words a page with eeeeerrrrrrmmmm errr uuuummmm in between. Surely someone has told him how annotlying he is when he speaks eeerrrr uuummmm nnn what uummmn a eeerrrrrr cunt

[@danieljarvis9171]

ta ta to the point junior

[@MasterMalrubius]

Then you wouldn't do good at a drug stop.

[@Buz-Lunch-Punx]

"high level drug dealer" "An Applebees server who sold shrooms"

[@JohnstasBACK]

LMFAO

[@ThaaKannon]

😂😂😂😂

[@fatguybob2778]

Ayo fam lemme get dat 20 sack of that gas gas ya feel me g?

[@andresnoneya]

@@fatguybob2778 you already know!!!!

[@whatthecello42]

He was talking about taking loads across the country, though.

[@padraigg7147]

This dude so nervous I bet its him that's the dealer

[@brandonmellor4439]

Padraig G lmfao tru

[@Rawyalty220]

If you know you know

[@rafalzgora]

GottshaYou biatch!!! 🤣🤣

[@erikliljenwall8185]

Or he made it all up

[@MrKyobeatz]

That would be crazy 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@OFFTHIS_]

Joe “does he sell DMT” rogan

[@joegastly6166]

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

[@johnmedina7083]

@@joegastly6166 thx

[@chrisjoss9592]

Joe Gasly such an underrated comment

[@manuelmendez4613]

Joe Gasly your the fucking man lol I almost gave up in this video

[@carloscifuentes7962]

Nailed it

[@JGRader]

"you know, I grew up a junkie........in terms of reading this stuff" LOL dude caught me off guard for a second there

[@nicklopez7536]

Forreal lmao

[@boucheyjaboe3267]

Stg I read this and he said it at the same time 😂

[@PowerfulRuben]

I’m dying 💀

[@molassio1989]

Me, three.

[@Willie-po1lf]

No he said what he said meaning what he meant based of what he said which was a complete sentence. You’re mentality i hood thats why Matt Taibbi is successful as you’re hearing his story on Joe Rogan’s podcast

[@hendrickramirez8916]

“So there is this great book that teaches you how to drug deal “ continues to tell him what it explains Joe: “wow someone should make it a book “

[@adilhamdi3345]

dude looks like an off duty applebee's employee

[@adoreimpact7597]

Adil Hamdi and he acts like a nerdy college kid talkin bout how he always reads so much and writes book. We know it’s him

[@kylansewell]

Adil Hamdi hahahahaha 😂

[@jillian0689]

😂😂

[@cesarramos9725]

Adil Hamdi why is that accurate af 😂

[@akazeek]

Lmfao

[@cesarpac3723]

First lie: “it’s a friend”, second lie: “he’s African American”, third lie: “uhhhhh uhhhhh”

[@atrocious6139]

miss this kind of humor

[@justlove8973]

The fact the a “black guy” would have more problems selling in his own neighborhood than a white neighborhood make absolutely no sense lol

[@cesarpac3723]

@@justlove8973 exactly, idk about you but I prefer my drug dealers to be of the dark brown skin tone lol

[@ojerico6097]

@@justlove8973 less police in white neighborhoods lol if any

[@fancypotato9179]

@@ojerico6097 idkkk about that I got hella on mine

[@Adam-wt9gh]

He’s actually the one selling the drugs and using an old “friend” as a cover.

[@ktbowersbellsouth]

Adam 0523 that's right because we all know a bunch of black dudes that sell mushrooms right LOL what a fucking dipshit this kid is

[@a3883m]

I was thinking the same. Pointing out he's black to take away suspicion from him because he's a white guy. I'M ONTO HIM!

[@benefitscoordinator6037]

Or there's no friend. Literally I doubt this guy has even A friend.

[@edwardmihevic2214]

If that the case why does he say the guy is black, nice one?

[@jonathangraves4177]

Air Em Out So there’s a mf out there that grades cheese “graters”????

[@DeshayTheLegend]

You know, I came to the comments to crucially roast this mans ability to use the English language. But you guys have already done an amazing job! 10/10

[@nikola7802]

This the type of dude to fake having a drug dealer friend and he is actually the one who's the dealer

[@DontTrustOurOpinion]

Nikola , lmfaooooooooo

[@valthomas9786]

Facts!

[@nikola7802]

@Nathan Caveney I know, i was just kidding lmao 🤣🤣

[@ZumyTheG]

Nathan Caveney that’s what he wants you to think

[@valthomas9786]

@Nathan Caveney Hey Nathan. I think your comment is a great example of white and or class privilege. "The professional, college educated, white guy could NEVER be a drug dealer" Have you been to college? Not asking to be disrespectful. Its just that many kids who go on to have the jobs and degrees that made you 99% sure this guy wasnt the dealer, actually bought and sold drugs in college. Having a college degree and a job doesn't mean you're an angel. Not having those things doesn't mean you're bad either. Rich kids steal, shoplift, trespass, etc. Educated people do dumb shit. People with "good jobs" hustle on the side. I encourage you to keep a more open mind and pull that wool from over your eyes.

[@chadk727]

I been buying weed from this guy for a decade

[@sethlo6336]

Lol

[@rahrah8323]

😭😭

[@mattbatzel207]

🧢

[@kalebsoklutch]

I knew it

[@alainlazare623]

😂😂😂

[@roylu1812]

"Always dress as an off duty applebees employee" *is dressed as an off duty applebees employee* It's him lol

[@isaacmonson4403]

Roy Lu 🤣🤣🤦🏽

[@dirtyhorse5090]

Turtle neck shirt and hush puppies

[@cesarpac3723]

Accurate af

[@moneyandvetements]

LMAOO

[@ryanshiroky8474]

Im dead

[@davidlombardo4836]

He's 100% talking about himself.

[@felipealem6590]

Imagine that

This dude is getting MURDERED in these comments😂🤣

[@daveyboy_]

uhhhhhhhhhh , whyyyyyy ?

[@P_husty]

He’s nervous Bc he’s on a big platform. Shit y’all would be too 🙄

[@yaramyaah1661]

Stumpy Stump lol yea, now we jus need a brave hero to actually do it... smh indecisive zilch!!! Lol

[@garfieldreed879]

I know right. Never get roasted like that.

[@nickleoni7241]

I blame my poor attention span

[@eamonnkeon5825]

I can’t wait for this guy release his audio book

[@matthewsparks568]

Lol!

[@Blapbuster59]

Uhhhmmmmmmm

[@donsam551]

Put it at 1,25x speed, you welcome

[@buckets8557]

LMFAO

[@Lucas-hn7wt]

"Chapter uhmm one"

[@kikoroach8739]

Play in x1.25 to listen in better quality

[@lukel8045]

I was about to off myself 1 minute in just listening to "uhhhhhh uummmmm" every 5 seconds. It'd drive me fucking insane bringing this guy on and not knowing first that he's an awful speaker.

[@mkl005]

I'm going crazy listening uhhhh to this crap 😂😂

[@robinghimire826]

You are a god

[@robfox6103]

Lmao it actually does make it seem normal speed

[@Tom-yx6ee]

I just hit 1.5 the uhhhhhhhs turn into just uhs

[@mikeybarboza3086]

Another pro tip to dealing, always work by yourself. Working in a crew or with others increases the chances you'll get caught. You have to worry about more than just yourself and most everyone flips.

[@LoudMouthTim]

They say 3 people can keep a secret if 2 are dead.

[@lonzobull684]

Dude talks in code like the feds really on him lol

[@wmurray003]

Lol they are 😂

[@christiannelson954]

lol they always are

[@jerhms]

fym bruh they're on all of us

[@CARDAMELO]

@@jerhms the government is"**

[@prestonbodie8682]

*on his friend

[@aquaviii]

take a shot everytime he says "Uhhhhh" "uhhhhh"

[@rocko9812]

Hheeeeeeee uhhhhhhhhh. Aaahhhhhh ayiiiiiiii aaaaaUuummmm aawwwwww

[@rocko9812]

I tried the revers way take a shot evertime he's says something that's not uhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh ayiiiiii. Aummmmmmm..mmmmmmm aaaa

[@gangway863]

U trynna kill me nigga

[@deetonmcfinigan2882]

Im shuoit facde

[@hectic6632]

I took a shot of beer each time, and I still died of alcohol poisoning.

[@nitrospark1374]

He sounds really nervous while explaining the story. Tryna be careful before he says some shit hell regret

[@Dan-wq9cd]

nitro spark ill be nervous . Wouldn’t even mention it.

[@xxxxOS]

The NSA will be raking through his contacts to target his African American friends. I don't understand why he had to say the guy was African American. He just put his friend in danger.

[@Michigan.woodsman]

Jen Dark Energy 384400 nsa doesn't care... Plus, the guy wanted to be on the podcast in a mask. You really think nobody would figure out he's black?

[@xxxxOS]

Tox Gabriel Ravenblood Lol of course the NSA doesn't care. The NSA is just a tool for the powerful to use. The CIA/NSA/GCHQ/MI5 take orders from higher ups. I didn't hear him say he wanted to go on the podcast..my bad. Chill out love.

[@Michigan.woodsman]

But good job claiming nsa will investigate but not care at all...

[@macadoo1588]

Another great rule, always meet in a bowling alley when you want to talk business or if you need a drop site for a deal. They are loud so you can talk without cops being able to record you easily. You can bring in a bowling ball bag or gym bag without anyone giving you a second look with a package. And its a public place, so if shit goes south there are plenty of witnesses and people are less likely to go crazy.

[@jcout25]

lol nobody goes to bowling alleys anymore. You'd be the only two people in there.What you should do is go to a Megadeth concert. The police couldn't hear shit at that show.

[@KrimNL10DenZ]

Sorry, but that's not correct information. You gonna fuk around and get someone caught up with stuff like that. If your absolutely garbage hearing quality human ear (humans hearing sucks) can hear what is being said then you can damn well believe their microphones can as well. Yes, there is a lot of background noise but they are able to isolate sounds and remove/enhance and hear what was being said. Now in a live situation where they need the intel ASAP, this technique will provide some delay. However, if we're talking like a drug deal where you have time to clean up the audio while the person goes to jail and arraignment... no beuno! The only 2 ways I know that truly mitigate the risk is a thorough search and removal of all items. Also, the use of EMP and a faraday cage/electronic jammer is another way to go about it. This way is a bit more expensive, to say the least, but in a serious transaction no corners will be cut when it comes to security.

[@yuk4z3]

Thanks Mr 1995

[@uzairullahkhan2435]

@@jcout25 not true at all. I wonder what lame ass place you’re referring to but the bowling alleys in my area are full on the weekends

[@kasperribera4574]

Folks got jammers and shit out here nobody worried about that shit

[@jez6821]

I would have thought there's a rule "don't tell your secrets to author writing a book about drug dealer secrets"

[@leevikv]

Its the rule number 3

[@schneiderkamau3071]

Unless you’re the author..👀🤐

[@MegaTrex3]

He said the dude came to him wanting to write it

[@edi.duzit23]

I mean just make sure u dont have ur cellphone out

[@reidreynolds7428]

Exactly....bogus ass story.....any idiot that would do that would’ve been caught even on a small level

[@ajimmyvods]

Put in 0.75x and he's had a stroke

[@RealDeal458]

Lmao

[@ITE_ELK]

Put it in 0.5x and he's robotriping

[@gasperfantas]

Put in 1.25x and he speaks normally

[@karlholmgren1]

Hahahahahahah u too real for this

[@turdfart3750]

Gašper Prijon bruh why he really doo

[@jaayeee24]

The Drug Dealer is watching like..."I really should have gone on this show with a mask."

[@cannaroe1213]

"Nobody believed me until I put on the mask"

[@Kar-9]

It’s 100% him lmfao the way he smiles when joe calls the “dealer” smart 😂😂😂

[@Mo-gw5bq]

:👁️👄👁️

[@almadeunrebel]

the whole interview he smiles

[@JS-oh7if]

This guy talks like an airline pilot.

[@RawDogTV]

jacob sleep that makes absolutely no sense dude

[@slaughtergang518]

He sure does. Like a united airlines pilot

[@Endsomniac]

Scotty Mayfield I just recently took a flight and his comment makes perfect sense lmao. When the pilots are talking over the intercom, they usually have monotone voices and use sound effects like “ummmm” and “ahhhh” a lot when speaking.

[@RawDogTV]

Devin Williams I've flown all my life. Been on over 70 trips. Never heard such a thing. His comment doesn't make perfect sense, it makes no sense

[@Endsomniac]

Scotty Mayfield I’m not sure what kind of flights you’re flying, but I’ve flown a few times where the pilots was talking like this. For instance, if they’re telling you what the weather is like, or if there’s going to be turbulence, sometimes they say “uhhhh” or something mid sentence as if they’re reading the information off to you and they’re trying to figure out what they’re going to say next. I bet I can even find a video on here of what I mean.

[@slimmyhendrix4067]

His Drug Dealer Friend is Master P. He made him say Uhhhh, Errrrr, Nah, Nah, Nah Nah

[@fear-x9d]

lmfaoooo make em say UGHHHHH

[@slimmyhendrix4067]

@Lucas Cruz Your name sounds like a Paradise Getaway for Pedaphiles. I don't Always take Lucas Cruz Line, "But When I Do, I Prefer Dos Lel Keeds". Stop Being Thirsty my Friend

[@crunkboy]

best comment

[@jordancooke5980]

@@slimmyhendrix4067 😂😂

[@mikeyo2365]

Best comment

[@its-mee-ev3rly]

How hard would it be to track this "friend" down by examining his life? He just gave away so many critical details about this guy it wouldn't be hard to find out who the book is about.

[@Alex-lx9jk]

fed hardly care about drug dealers they aren’t gonna spend that much money on finding one drug dealer cos it will cost them loads to find and arrest him

[@mouthfullofgold1109]

The guy doesn’t exist he’s making all this shit up for a book

[@cosmicqueso3570]

@@mouthfullofgold1109 u serious or joking

[@mechadonia]

Half a billion people in the US, can you guess which one it is? Srs tho, a random number of details are altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Bringing charges against someone based on what’s written about them in a fictionalized biography would be very difficult, as any detail could be explained away as coincidental or fiction. Nobody except the author knows what’s confession and what’s fiction, besides that even what’s written may be based off of a false account. Thought technically possible to find him given an infinite amount of resources, why bother frying a small fish? For all the feds know this dealer person may not exist at all. TLDR; cops won’t follow leads for a person who may or may not exist; even so prosecuting them based off of info in a fictionalized bio would be a nightmare to deal w in court or prove.

[@mouthfullofgold1109]

@@cosmicqueso3570 just my best gues

[@richardtinsleyjr]

I wonder if the book has a bunch of uhhhhh's in it 😂

[@Forever.Remain.Nameless]

I'd be disappointed if it didn't 😂

[@jva1793]

Drug Dealer: Whatchu Wanna Buy Man? This Guy: Lemme Get A Mf Uhhhhhhh 😂😂😂💀 (1K Likes Most I’ve Ever Gotten 😂👌🏼)

[@marvelous1358]

Legendary vine

[@joegastly6166]

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

[@pask12]

Uhhh Grilled cheese sandwich

[@jlaw7853]

Joe Gasly why did that actually work

[@jmh4ggg]

@@joegastly6166 lol thats crazy

[@ArisJoel]

Me: “has convo about needing more money” youtube recommendations:

[@Drogado68]

Fuckin samw

[@True99Yank]

That dude repeatedly said "uhhhmmmm" about seven hundred and sixty seven times throughout this interview lmfao 😂 but who's counting 🤣🤪

[@SaniBravo]

He’s definitely under investigation after this interview lol

[@SaniBravo]

bnet sucks Lol

[@Luis_4H]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@coleannesley3970]

To be honest I probably wouldn’t have even recognised the uhs ums and ahs if it wasn’t for the comment section complaining about them

[@neytaniel]

i noticed, and didn’t mind it until i came to the comment section

[@Henry-uv9xu]

Exactly. All these haters piss me off.

[@leftlanelanny4707]

I love how everyone acts like this cat is dumb because he articulates his phrases differently, but i bet none of our bank accounts have as many digits as his.

[@aslazaimi5824]

EXACTLY

[@badxradxandy]

Comment section is always loser know it all reddit types

[@MFran248]

"Sounds like a smart dude" "He's a very smart dude (*smirks*) uuhhhh, and some of his employers (*smirks*) uuuhhh would be very suprised to find out what he does..." (*smirks*)

[@austinduhon1510]

My mans did it all, lock him up chief

[@roverandmorerestore7266]

MFran248 this guy is a psychopath

[@prasentiadei9182]

Dortmund ist scheiße

[@skrrskrr3241]

Dortmund schmutz

[@jaydubbzz23]

10:06 They had us in the first half not gon lie😂

[@Alejandro_87]

Instructions not clear. I am now Pablo Escobar.

[@RobertMorgan]

That last line is a powerful message for all to remember: The Unibomber is one of the most intelligent people alive, and even he got caught. The real key is to not be looked for in the first place. Once you're on a radar, it's only a matter of time, luck, and effort.

[@sjtv6565]

He was too intelligent, and likely incredibly autistic. At that level of IQ, you're just tripping balls on reality. He was also broken by the MK ULTRA style experiments performed on him in college when he was like 15.

[@sidyken]

Truth

[@gregcushing1716]

The jig is up .

[@quasarjones218]

I know this comment is 5 years old But isn't this a terrible example? Dude was INSANELY brilliant mathematician...but his brain got wrecked by lsd and he was totally out of his gourd living like a tree hobo at the end

[@pavilmacaroni]

He was a unknowing participant in MK ultra. He was controlled and used then thrown in the nut house

[@ceejay-qi2py]

Err eer mmmm eerm mmmmerr uuuuuuuu drugs

[@tomthumb3130]

ceejay 1872 my thoughts exactly

[@sonofashepherd6668]

ceejay 1872 was looking for this comment lmao

[@JP-8469]

Hahaha EXACTLY

[@Azviman03]

Basically, my thoughts.. basically it is,. Well, umm basically, emmmm, basically it's

[@elmuerko]

some bright spark needs to edit all of that out, it'd be a three minute video I could watch, because i"m in minute two and am close to giving up :D

[@alexandriam814]

Joe Rogan : “.... as a lawyer ?!” Lol 😂

[@evanb1470]

One of the biggest drug dealers in my town dressed like Mr. Rogers. It took like 30 years for cops to figure it out.

[@wketchin]

Walter White?????

[@subprofit2290]

Jesse!

[@anotherone9460]

This dude tellen on himself like he's being interviewed by Vlad.

[@juansalinas2027]

Great fuckin comment!

[@anotherone9460]

@@juansalinas2027 ain't much but it's honest work😅 your name is familiar, are you a bike salesman?

[@juansalinas2027]

@@anotherone9460 no im not a bike salesman. But for asking! Lol

[@anotherone9460]

@@juansalinas2027 👌🤟

[@Philip_J_Hill]

Ill never understand why people get mad at Vlad for his interviews. People act like Vlad is forcing these dudes to snitch on themselves. Vlad's just there to ask questions, they don't need to answer the questions that'll get them caught up, but they do anyway 😂😂😂

[@boogie504]

Wow, One of the "Pro Tips" is to "not dress like a dealer". Good to know. I thought dressing like a rapper was the way to go overlooked, but this guy's changing my mind. I'll have to return these Jordan's and Diamond necklaces tomorrow.

[@gainrlvnt0387]

LOL

[@brianz2802]

Errr ummmm lol

[@garethjones4433]

I think it's just certain items like if I see a teenage lad with one of them man bag things and he has certain clothes on....then he's involved in drugs :p

[@streetztalk4143]

@@garethjones4433 no thats not Possible at all. how can you judge some one off their clothes to come to the conclusion thier a drug dealer ?? wtf type of shit is dat 😂 u fucking stoopid

[@shanedawson4437]

@@streetztalk4143 found the dealer

[@joshsimi8680]

“Only things that come from the ground.” Okay so everything.

[@LilZuZu]

Dude this guy is describing every guy that independently made it to college with no help😂😂

[@EDDYTHEBONERCAT]

init man what this guys talking about is not a high level dealer the guy sells mushys and bud on the side i did that at 12 man if they knew what really went on these dudes dont know about no vanilla extract and only REAL drug dealers will know what i mean by that

[@JohnJones-gg1tb]

They would've made more if they didnt go to college

[@btw3344]

@@JohnJones-gg1tb and then have a higher chance to get caught and go to jail

[@Darkclouds666.]

You aint do shit at 12 stfu

[@itsmissinformation]

WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLEPUFF 😭 vanilla smoothie

[@maryhadley7373]

The ahs are providing him “ think time” to convert his story.... to “ the drug dealer perspective “....

[@maryhadley7373]

Moose Garner really??? Wow ur the first person to say that! Lol

[@cgmon4064]

Moose Garner simp

[@Madnot4]

@Moose Garner simp

[@handshoesandhorsegrenades1848]

Moose Garner simmmppp

[@BudderB0y2222]

Moose Garner fuckin simps smh

[@NikoNoxious]

oh man look at how he smiles when he talks about his "friend" homie you a yung traplord and you know it!

[@agalychniscallidryas7760]

"Even the unabomber get caught and he only talked with like two people" Perfect ending

[@henrywinchester9372]

Me an intellectual watching this to improve flipping zips in a small town

[@isaacmonson4403]

jewish Fisherman 🤣🤣

[@colinvanzanten8935]

jewish Fisherman I feel u homie

[@franciscocaramutti6116]

feel you bro

[@AyyoYoshi]

gotta find someone to sell it for you. dont meet more people than you can count on 1 hand. if there's already a kingpin, fall back or takeover

[@matth23e2]

dn :)

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

"he gets into the legal business" "...Like a lawyer?" Joe's dumbest moment

[@mofo6724]

Well to be fair he is baked

[@SGTCoolz]

To be honest that’s the first thing that came to my mind too, like this dude made soo much money dealing he put himself thru law school... if he actually did that it would’ve been smart as shit

[@thenlnlkn]

Nahhhhh.... Joey’s had his moments

[@israelboakes6710]

Legal businesses could be to lawyer tho

[@francoisd7026]

Joe "like a lawyer" Rogan

[@exodus9320]

I once had a drug induced panic attack/heat stroke while ordering at burgerking ,i was stil more eloquent than this guy .

[@30minutesLess]

Lmao

[@Americansikkunt]

"HI...CAN I? GET A CHEESBURGER...?! ...PLEASE?"

[@kylemorgan7204]

😂

[@matthewsmith5737]

"Dress like an off-duty Applebee's waiter" as he's dressed like an off-duty Applebee's waiter

[@tmonjr8490]

9:09 "Wow that would be a great book" "It is" LMFAO bruh

[@TheTowDee]

Joe Rogan's patience is a gold standard

[@777KZL]

This case is gonna be hard to crack....find his only black friend

[@jungness]

Or phone tap. His no-arrest days are numbered.

[@koala4204]

@@veryfrozen3271 i like u frozen

[@martinelliott9514]

So because he's white he's a racist and couldn't possibly have more than one black friend? That's a pretty racist thing to say....

[@tomaslujan6912]

Lmao

[@Genethagenius]

LMAO!!!

[@BrutusJrThe3rd]

Don’t attract attention to yourself Pay attention to details Supreme discipline Understand different environments Keep your mouth shut Got it 👌🏾

[@tayayy546]

High profile drug dealer. Sells small amounts of shrooms and gets into legal weed. Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. 👍🏻

[@rdowg]

If you've got 4 cars helping you move product across the US, you're probably making enough money to call yourself "high profile"

[@PatchedThePipe]

Tay Ayy i was thinking the same, sounds nothing more than the party supplier to his friend's & associates... i was waiting on tales about cutting up kilos and dodgy cartel dealings. This just seems like a middle class dude playing at drug dealing. "High level" guys will have stories about murder, extortion, mob & cartel ties, & all that craziness. The guy being interviewed even described it as this kids "hobby" at one point

[@kade1348]

Saintsinnz high level drug dealers never have to deal with any of that... You talking bout some rookie hard drug dealers 😂😂😂

[@SovietRosco]

Kade smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@SovietRosco]

Kade exactly

[@sorrybadbeat]

omg he sounds normal at 1.5x the speed

[@factuallogic5483]

sorrybadbeat Yeah! 😉😄 1.5x LOL Same thing with Floyd Mayweathers father.

[@tonytricks]

WoW

[@mikefelty2625]

sorrybadbeat Hahaha!🤣😂🤣😂 This is great! I wish there was a way to isolate this guy's voice at 1.5X speed and have Joe's voice at normal speed🤔

[@chasingdragons1933]

Hahahaha thx

[@manskiptruck]

1.25 is better

[@jamesshoup4978]

Most of the people listening are so impatient and judgemental they can’t see the forest through the trees.

[@israelboakes6710]

James Shoup uuhhhhh uhhhmmmmm Ohhk

[@Seymour-Butts_666]

The forest is the trees fam

[@AyyoYoshi]

im too high trying to watch this i cant see the trees through the forest

[@asmosisyup2557]

The forest *for* the trees.

[@brickbybrick..3502]

This dude real strange and definitely snitching on himself 😂😂😂

[@avas_horseadventures]

The fact that his drug dealer mate trusted him to write his story tells you everything you need to know about the integrity of the fella

[@oz3397]

Uhhh...Yeah..uhh I tell you h’what.

[@IDontPostPorn]

THAT'S MY PURSE!

[@justinvanleeuwen4609]

Pimp of the Hill bobby NOOOOO

[@theomniscientogoftheintern8889]

LOL Damn it Bobby

[@tasmusicoffcial]

Pimp of the Hill haha how does this not have the highest up vote lol

[@codybaker9683]

Pimp of the Hill "i aint no chilly pimp, dont give me that jelly roll"

[@dainonmcduffie4396]

The “um”s and “uh”s are driving me crazy. Anyone else??

[@RonTheGod]

I couldn’t watch it

[@toxichammertoe8696]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

[@dantheturfman]

Hee's uuuuuun idiot.

[@IDontNeedViagra]

I made it to 2:55 😂

[@casenumber001]

Seriously, who the fucked allows themselves to talk like that? I can't watch anymore..

[@SwagRangerr]

Plot twist: he was telling his life story

[@WowButTrue]

”Known for ages” and then later on ”3 years” okey dude 😂

[@bryanwaggoner5837]

Meanwhile at Apple bees they were like hey Mike isn't that your friend that comes in for drinks

[@conr.3624]

LMFAOO

[@christophermcnamara5591]

This to me is the problem people always talk an give the secrets away.

[@frankkostecki4347]

Applebee's employees getting pulled over at an alarming rate after this video dropped

[@bobpowers9637]

How to be a drug dealer...give your secrets to an author

[@ktbowersbellsouth]

Bob Powers this guy is the drug dealer

[@colinscott3828]

Rogan, "That would be a good book" while being told about the actual book that exists! 😂 #payingattention

[@JackBarrett7]

He meant in the sense of "that would be a good book to read". #beinganadultandhavinganeducation.

[@jasongermon9450]

woooooooosh

[@evanherb5900]

Is English not your first language or something? That's an incredibly common thing to say as an expression of interest in a book that's being described to you; yes, knowing that it is, in fact, a book.

[@JackBarrett7]

@@evanherb5900 I think its a ploy utilized by truly stupid people who wish to sound intelligent. They hit on one such expression, and essentially (& immediately) point it out to appear to have discernment.

[@evanherb5900]

@@JackBarrett7 Agreed. Someone with nothing real to say, desperate to talk anyway.

[@lt.danslegs9737]

Dude speaks in a super annoying way. Ahhhh....uhhhhh....uuuuummm...

[@robertogpmex]

G P yea I couldn’t finish the video

[@Moondogg111]

Looks like he's having a stroke

[@EtwonYoung]

Hes high as shit

[@EtwonYoung]

G P 😂

[@e7c]

ya that's what I figured too. and he's not used to talking while high like rogan is

[@nels7347]

You mentioned Applebee's twice and I was an Applebee's server so I will say this I was dealing a lot when I was a server at applebees and he is correct about being able to deal with awful rude people and stress involved in waitering to help you when you get pulled over

[@CJ-vc7ts]

Ain't no 10 crack commandments for mushrooms my dude lmao

[@Beastobitchio]

Yoo Toob you can apply that song to everything you sell really

[@cesarpac3723]

Prolly just heard the biggie song and had that idea

[@CrackheadMagician911]

Weak ass dude fr lmaooo

[@corrienye7081]

It's like a book that a military person writes about themselves and their experience, they have to change the names and locations and stuff like that but the situations are real

[@MrDynamicMedia]

God that bloke sure knows how to kill a good story

[@mightymouseandlittlemouse2332]

The "uuummmmms" are killing me!

[@travisrowe7697]

Plot twist: he’s the actual drug dealer. This “friend “ is him.

[@cesarpac3723]

He is the friend

[@hamlak8546]

0:37 Somebody I knew for ages. 11:51 I knew him for 3 years. He’s the dealer? 😂

[@harambeinhumanform]

FUCKING genius

[@lolliepopproduction1]

3 years is a long time to not know somebody is a drug dealer lol

[@shudigg]

He was referring to the amount of years he’s known the guy before he was approached to write the book. But how long after that was this interview?

[@michaelfalkner9916]

Hes definitely telling the truth. Hes very carefully choosing his words because a slip would not only cost this man his career and family but who knows how other people. He doesnt wanna be the guy that fucked up and I dont blame him.

[@tealblue4987]

got

[@jonnytheboy7338]

Matt is really great. It's funny though he always sounds like he's nervous and stoned haha

[@titodenino8524]

Uhhhhh and arrrrre ahhhhh aaaaaannnnnd uuuhhhh withhhaaaaaa uhhh ... shipped to other countries. Uhhh and paiiiid uhhh ummmmmm annnd he heeee heeeeee you know uh uh ugh

[@MnIronGuy187]

Tito Denino 😂

[@BobbyTMF]

Trevor Manning stop linking your shitty song

[@jeffreybenzan3761]

Lmao

[@HydrusT]

Trevor Manning fuck this shit

[@kimberlywaldropt5183]

I CANT FUCKING STAND IT 😂😂

[@mjkrbjcw]

Only things that grow out the ground ?? That includes heroin and coke then

[@scoobertmcruppert2915]

No...those are processed. Maybe opium and coca leaves would fit, some cacti, hash...ya know

[@gendorf]

JM well said my brother, you can see people make stories out of bull shit truely shows intelligent they really are 😬

[@apblixks689]

Headass ok so popi leaves come out of the ground and so do cocoa leaves but in heroin he only thing that comes out of the ground is the popi and the juice that comes out to make heroin and coke all it has is cocoa leaves there’s gasoline there’s sulfuric acid there’s a bunch of shit in it just cuz the basis comes from the ground that doesn’t make it pure

[@alecsanderhamilton9224]

My thoughts exactly. Everything is from plants

[@makavelitrained2488]

Opium comes straight out of popi plant I believe

[@thekenoshow955]

Playback speed at 1.75 and the uhhhs and ummms are still prominent but it’s still a better way to listen.

[@Tom-yx6ee]

I been listening In 1.5. 1.75 joe sounds like hes on meth

[@timmy31087]

FYI: on Amazon it says the book will be released on August 31st, 2021....cant wait, I'm sure it's a fantastic read

[@xGalaxyGameingx]

What's with that smirk? It makes me uncomfortable.

[@DannyDee143]

it an in the closet wink between him & joe.

[@slaughtergang518]

He looks like an inmate or felon

[@rotor13]

Because he's nervous and doesn't want to have a slip in describing the guy other than saying he's black. That's why when he responds to Joes questions he kind hangs for a second or two to make sure his thoughts are lined up

[@dylanwight1717]

Good dont worry about it

[@benefitscoordinator6037]

He's a liar that's what

[@chillenld]

So what you're saying is, he's friends with someone who learned drug dealing from Gustavo on Breaking Bad, with a few extra steps.

[@gayrambo4529]

The secret is being a WHOLESALER not a dealer.

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

Gay Rambo exactly. Facts..

[@bigboydubbin]

The 🔑 is dont flaunt.

[@nathanhensn8717]

Gay Rambo Especially if it's weed. There's not enough money if you're dealing under a ounce at a time. Even a QP isn't buying you much anymore.

[@Turk_2023]

right because dealers always deal with many people which leads to being snitched on

[@SiempreAlgoLoco]

There’s a way to make profit at a street level and at wholesale level, but not everybody is capable of working at such levels. The best business men have experience in every level and understand how to capitalize off of every level.

[@Dtxf3rn41]

Sounding like beetle juice with the “uhhhh, ummm” 😂

[@jas4200]

Joe "never change shirts" rogan

[@EtwonYoung]

Ja S Bro it's not funny the how quotation shit. Shut the fuck up and stop that shit god damn

[@jas4200]

EtWoN YoUnG go cry about it woman.

[@summocommentaction3273]

EtWoN YoUnG It's fucking hilarious

[@wackomanx]

IIRC he did 1113, 1114, 1115 in the same day. At least that's what I noticed when I saw all these new clips popping up throughout the day. There are people who listen but aren't watching so it makes no sense to change shirts. As long as I am not doing something that gets my shirt dirty, I wear one shirt a day.

[@asderc1]

Mean Sausage classic

[@justinlibbey9546]

Writing a book about another person being a baller is the most baller thing this man has ever done

[@Comedybrand]

Joe "As a lawyer?" Dude: "No legal weed."

[@shannonk3909]

Dealing is just a business like any other.

[@dennislockhart8627]

#1 NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR ON SUPPLY

[@dylanwight1717]

Dennis Lockhart own*

[@dylanwight1717]

Im sorry lol i couldnt help that hahaha

[@masoudsarvin850]

"And never under-estimate, THE OTHER GUY'S GREED" 😉

[@tekkenkill]

#4 actually

[@dlapp14]

Rule #1 is never let no one know, how much dough you hold