Joe Schmo | SCP-1504 (SCP Animation)

[@thedoninator5935]

"I once trapped a man in a cage for a week just 'cause I thought he could understand me. Turns out he was deaf" *Ouch*

[@alxphx]

*internal pain intensifies*

[@bluebunnythesecond5622]

HA

[@gusgus7457]

I know I’m being an asshole, but it’s cage He did it 😃

[@orangejuice9102]

How lovely

[@hotaru930]

Owch

[@heisenburger6533]

Joe: *beats a person to death* Person: Must've been the wind...

[@fever1]

huh the wind must be having a bad day

[@Mate-vg2ft]

Skyrim guard.mp4

[@krisjinstark4843]

@@Mate-vg2ft LMFAO SO FUCKING ACCURATE

[@fishychippy69]

Yoo relatable🤣

[@sidneystewart5594]

Gotta lay off the jet getting jumpy

[@vespine1749]

Joe Schmo is the guy that talks on his mic while playing with his friends but had no idea it was muted

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

Good God have I talked for a significant amount of time without noticing that

[@captaincanada6105]

I do that sometimes

[@dy2290]

And that my friend, is why you should have party or voice chat overlay

[@Lica_The_Furry]

@@dy2290 to be honest even with overlay i don't notice

[@Mr_Nikolaev]

This is a good insult.

[@hinatatetsuya6244]

his power is literally main character-syndrome just gone wrong

[@mrfred085]

Someone like were at 68 likes

[@MrRhombus]

Happy 69 likes!

[@mrfred085]

@@MrRhombus thank you

[@novaenforcer1563]

With a bit of deadpool and the oart were people ignored him

[@thormaxmaximus1905]

Lmaofo gotta that harem too then

[@Veronica-gi7yc]

Joe: literally massacres an entire orphanage Everyone: man this guy should be the prime Minister

[@shrektheconqueror3452]

I ruined your 69 likes

[@mushroomwhale2326]

Pulse you monster

[@jekksoskb8147]

Clem prime when

[@cdd492]

CLEM CLEM CLEEMMM *EXPLOSION* - THE RUSSIAN BADGER 2019

[@pali3329]

@@shrektheconqueror3452 not nice

[@Solyssey]

Joe Schmo- Anomalous ability: The Protagonists Plot Armor

[@oldaccount1670]

Is joe dr. Inmortal

[@funman5876]

@Ice King yess

[@misternikolas8611]

True

[@peterporker3763]

THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE

[@jamesapplesword7846]

Also known as love train requiem

[@garysingh3523]

Joe: Talks like he's doing an interview and looks at a wall Doc: P E R H A P S

[@kingglitch]

👍

[@MaskedButcher7]

He looks at 4th wall breaks

[@coupdegrace2585]

IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE THAT

[@yourlasttwobraincells6590]

he timed out

[@CyanideBaal]

The doctor is actually Tim, he also appeared in 035 or the posessive mask vid- I think idk he looks, sounds and seems to have the same name as the guy in that video-

[@jacobhu4431]

He could probably look 096 in the eyes and literally nothing would happen. Now that would make one hell of a video.

[@CyberSlayer128]

>presses forehead to forehead with 096 Joe: fuck you Gollum

[@ureehueurv]

Woah this never occured to me

[@HuneeBruh]

@@CyberSlayer128 mY pReCiOuS

[@RebelTrooperHoth]

what about peanut?

[@avacadotoast5571]

@@RebelTrooperHoth It would probably run AWAY from him lmao

[@thelob5429]

He's just a regular guy who found literal plot armour

[@Human_traain]

Oh look there, *plot armor on the ground* lets pick it up

[@SM-be5dh]

He's the guy in the music video who does what he wants

[@boogrs55]

or maybe deadpool with plot armor

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

@@boogrs55 dead pool IS plot armor

[@dudupintarolas5214]

hes the protagonist

[@a_random_person_]

I feel like joe isn't simply unkillable but that death ignores him.

[@Twister980]

Isn't Death a little girl anyway? He probably isn't even aware she's being held by the Foundation. Or maybe he DOES know and he's looking for her.

[@shroomesh6456]

Unless thanos found joe and killed him but I doubt that

[@Ake-TL]

Twister980 I prefer Brothers Death as Death manifestation

[@Ake-TL]

In many SCPs losing bodily functions( i.e. biological death) but not being dead is like the worst thing to happen to someone

[@thatrandomnerd6996]

@@Ake-TL Dr. Bright would like to have a talk

[@chinhnguyenbui1787]

Everybody asked "who is Joe Schmo ?". But nobody asked " How is Joe Schmo ? "

[@sjbmmaverick7574]

That is pretty damn deep

[@thatamazingbunny992]

Lost He is lost Way too lost

[@McMentall]

When is Joe Schmo?

[@pingunootson2291]

Why is Joe Schmo?

[@stabfenn2960]

Well, also "Who is Joe Schmo?"

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

He’s basically an evil protagonist painted by the film in a positive light.

[@captainhpig0105]

Sounds about right

[@skullofmetal7]

An Anti-hero perhaps

[@dazaway]

@@skullofmetal7 anti anti hero ?

[@skullofmetal7]

@@dazaway have you never heard that term before?

[@christopherlacost7795]

Deadpool

[@rockspoon6528]

Joe was supposed to die by his brother's hands, now he's a corrupted file in the character folder of the universe.

[@sneaker_thistle]

woah

[@JERRSTERRR]

Wait that sorta makes sense tho-

[@giin97]

That's kinda awesome.

[@Aa-vn5gu]

That also means his model is corrupted and his dialog options are random to other players

[@franciscojaviercastellonfo277]

Indeed

[@radish906]

He is the perfect introvert’s dream where he doesn’t have to do anything special

[@o5-814]

@@htoodoh5770 why?

[@riripari2042]

@@htoodoh5770 I wouldn't mind having that ability. I've got anxiety so being able to walk about knowing absolutely no one is looking at me would be a dream.

[@antimanti4666]

@@riripari2042 doesnt sound really healthy mate

[@fadimations8770]

Riri Pari i agree

[@fatchicken6978]

But everything he does is special

[@mladen7641]

Everyone becomes an Oblivion NPC around this guy.

[@itsjustdewieman]

Wonderful weather were having

[@yeejus9257]

Heard any news from the other provinces?

[@yeejus9257]

goodbye!

[@sausagelessgumbog2b447]

He's the dovakin while everyone else is Lydia

[@louis8487]

I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.

[@themexican_bandit8879]

Joe: walks through the portal Scp001: must have been a apple

[@viralvegetable2411]

*"Finally, I'm in heaven"*

[@Battleguild]

Well..it would be a win-win eitherway for him. Either the Gate Guardian kills him or he gets into Eden.

[@orangejuice9102]

@@Battleguild Damn,I want his power,now

[@Human_traain]

@@orangejuice9102 its not gonna be fun

[@orangejuice9102]

@@Human_traain I know

[@seapop311]

Why don't they just have Dr. Clef interview him? His anti-reality bending abilities might see through his anomalous ability.

[@TheGameMage_]

They are not aware of his reality bending till long after that facilities nuke goes off. They put the video recording of this interview through a reality bending filter and found out what he was truly saying, (a part he left out was him taking the gun from the guard outside and attempting to kill himself and failing and crying cause he cant) and his presence at the facility meant no back up to save them so a nuke had to be set off to protect the public. After finding out all this he was bumped up to keter and is still on the loose after escaping

[@jorienwachukwu466]

Becuz Clef would most likely try to kill him.

[@TheGameMage_]

Jorie Nwachukwu Hes a keter class that caused a mass escape and destruction of a facility. Im pretty sure hes fair game at that point... not that it matters hes still on the loose

[@seapop311]

@@jorienwachukwu466 good point

[@Commonmistake17348]

@@TheGameMage_ where did you find that out from

[@imxhris]

Joe: **talks about beating people up.** Doc: that’s very nice! Joe: **talks about having no regret killing someone** Doc: Wow. Interesting. Can I have more information?

[@selectidiot]

i'm not a fan of what they did with Joe. in the article interview Joe's a violent ass but he's also desperate for someone to interact with him, he courses the outbreak thinking the nuke will kill him. i remember at the end its revealed that if you listen to recordings of Joe when he's not there you hear what he's really saying.

[@DanielTaylor-is1mg]

Damnnnn that’s cool I do the same

[@bloxy5729]

Hes kinda like a fourth wall breaker

[@theredcomradeyt8454]

Lol

[@rosetathorn9579]

I want to meet this man now! I'd love to be the only one who actually understands him. It would be even better if a portion of his ability was passed on to me as a result! God I want to meet him so badly!

[@somerandomidiot2788]

Man.... He's the nicest person on here so far, what a great guy.

[@Swaxeman]

What about 507?

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Honestly, it’s like he isn’t anomalous at all. I wish he was let go.

[@TheGameMage_]

What about 999

[@themonky7384]

Ahh a jackeryz pfp

[@ashtonford2671]

I think all the human like ones are pretty nice

[@jpteix]

Joe: "I will literally kill you" Doc: Thank you. That was very nice of you!

[@wagnerramosmidichannelabso514]

Bruh, what a visible confusion.

[@Moalei-Lolerfry-]

@@wagnerramosmidichannelabso514 *V I S I B L E C O N F U S I O N*

[@shirothefish9688]

i mean same

[@Iibraryofruina]

“Hey who is joe” “Joe schmo”

[@israelithewarrior6394]

I will be cops shoot all i can hahaha ha noob man

[@thepiggylord7674]

idk

[@twoinsurance2246]

*DUN DUN DUN*

[@umumiwo]

Joe hills

[@animeentranced1130]

"Joe [REDACTED]"

[@mrhater2284]

Joe: *punt kicks a toddler* Everyone: wow joe you're such a nice guy.

[@Starwalker168]

i have two quotes KICK THE BABY IKE YEETUS THAT FEETUS

[@funman5876]

@@Starwalker168 ice the baby

[@500yearsago8]

*TRUMP MEMES 👇😂😅️⁩* kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6Gwo6Kea76qe5o kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6Gwo6Kea76qe5o

[@lmaobruh4809]

500 years ago stop liking your own comment for a free like

[@Starwalker168]

@@lmaobruh4809 understandable have a great day

[@oatz8449]

You want to be immortal they said it will be fun they said...

[@CatboyRanger]

him and dr bright have a thing in common

[@conradpierce8994]

peridot

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

geno sans At least Joe Schmo made peace with it and is getting some genuine enjoyment out of it

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

You've no idea.

[@alastor6radio662]

WHO IS THEY!!!

[@JacF6734]

Joe Schmo is the character equivalent of when you choose all the evil options in a video game, but the plot doesn't change.

[@critrabbit8975]

*cough* *cough* Telltale

[@Isaax]

If this was my life, that'd be a literal nightmare. I mean it's nice to get the "good ending", and being able to do everything would be cool for a while, but the lack of agency is death

[@micahhoff6275]

Joe Schmo is the typa dude to say “I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation.”

[@dfrost-3690]

You forgot "yup, that's me."

[@connorbobonnor3440]

It all started in the summer of 86

[@computernoober7823]

Micah Hoff is the type of guy that would say “typa”

[@kamekazi60]

It’s sad you corrected your post but forgot a grammatical error it’s not “typa” it’s type of. Goofy dork

[@eschcal9839]

I guess Joe never decided to write a biography. Video record himself. He was always too cool for school, didn't give a damn about anything - not even English class. And yeah, I guess he has time to do some dumb videos for idiots to actually understand him, but that's just boring. Looking into the eyes of someone you've shanked dying, thanking you for coming to their rescue as they bleed all over your sneaker? I'd say that's a little less boring.

[@adude8739]

Joe Schmo: publicly nukes Russia Everyone: he’s such a great guy

[@abandonedchannel281]

Ukraine is gonna love him

[@burningfish156]

"Most people look at him, with terror and fear." "But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear."

[@faqeur2161]

「Lazy Rah」 lol

[@gakr8493]

He’s gonna start world war 3

[@linkeffect82]

@@oxkeegxo3196 He never spoke about having children, so there's no certainty on if he even tried, or could have children. It's a question I feel of the nature of his power, if it's more of a... concept brought to reality, a kind of idea brought into physical manifestation, that brings into question of what his limits, not just his powers, really are. Maybe he can't have a child because in some sense, having a kid keeps him from being "invisible"? Children are often seen as a testament to a person's existence in reality, or the mortal plane if you like, so he may not be capable of fathering a child, OR his children would be as invisible as he is. One other possibility is that it could be a transference of his power, so he would lose his "outside consequence" ability, maybe even have a reverse affect, where EVERYONE knows and hates him, but there's no certainty.

[@lenepia3]

What a nice guy. Why is he even here? He’s just normal except for the whole immortal thing.

[@therealchaosguy]

I know right? He's just your average guy

[@risendarknes6736]

Yeah! He's just immortal, what's so bad about that? Nobody cares about his immortality.

[@brandondaniels2027]

He is so genuine and very kind. He can't be harmed but other than that he is a good guy

[@collettescott5429]

Why have we not yeeted him at 682 yet? I mean he’s a kinder Dr.Bright!

[@Scp--wr4xv]

...

[@colsanders7571]

I’m liking this guy, everything he says is so nice and positive. I’m sure he would never commit any crimes.

[@f8arz]

Yea he is so nice

[@f8arz]

I like that he loves the poor and children

[@hurjireepz7021]

Yeah yesterday he offered to finish my taco while I was sitting at the park. Such a nice guy.

[@happyz4743]

He's so nice He broke my 4000$ Computer!

[@waterman3783]

A week after my grandpa had died he told me he knew who killed my grandpa, and ended up sending the culprit, who was a homeless man to jail for it! I thought it was weird because the other guy lived across the country but at least he helped. I'm so grateful.

[@mark4932]

We need like a whole series of Joe Schmo having his own little adventures

[@veerchopra6287]

There is it's called the confinement but the goody two shoes part of him dosent exist

[@teenspaceman8171]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

[@sneaker_thistle]

@@veerchopra6287 I saw that but everybody can sense the guy and he docent have the power to break locks

[@wahluigi458]

Joe shmoe's bizzare adventures

[@Prismascape]

@@wahluigi458 I was gonna say that

[@propsmovv9299]

This dude: looks at Shyguy Shyguy: *invisible Confusion*

[@alxphx]

This dude: looks away from the statue The Statue trying to break his neck: visible frustration

[@user-pk2md5dk2u]

lmao.

[@comrade8185]

@@alxphx the statue would just be like “this guy hasn’t blinked in like 2 hours wtf is going on”

[@alxphx]

@@comrade8185 maybe

[@mrdeadflower]

Imagine If 682's ability ignored him

[@hppsfttcmd]

Anyone talking with Joe: Wow what a great guy! Dr Clef: Sounds like a reality bender to me *pulls out pistol*

[@TheGameMage_]

Pretty sure he would accept that if clef showed up with his shot gun

[@slugworth3111]

Pulls out Scranton reality anchors

[@greengreed1475]

I don't get it can someone tell me what can Dr clef do?

[@hppsfttcmd]

@@greengreed1475 Basically, he isn't affected by reality benders and is thought to be a reality bender himself

[@maeveheart7464]

a MexicanNub or a god. Or a reality anchor. There’s a lot of possibilities.

[@alexklonowski9301]

Researcher: there is a keter and hes not that far from here Joe: is keter

[@model0.519]

I'm the keter Tim

[@alexklonowski9301]

honestly where did this comment get so many likes from

[@dumgrrl]

I cant imagine being him. Bacically being completely alone for eternity that you have to cause complete chaos to cope.

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

It is kinda sad, but at least he found some means to interact with others even if they don’t understand him

[@Dragonsting21]

Well, we are the only ones who can actually understand what he’s saying and doing. We’re probably the only real company he has.

[@davionwilliams878]

I don’t think he’s immortal in Terms of aging since he can get older there could possibly be a way to die of old age

[@EnderPlayerTV]

i would actually enjoy living like this, i could pretty much do everything i'd want.

[@cryoflip5841]

He’s kinda like if video game characters like Link came to life and had our outside view.

[@Cynx210]

“You must be denser than the rest” ‘Thank you, that’s kind of you to say’

[@PropagandaDS]

I love to think Dr. Bright can actually understand him.

[@markeral2155]

Probably Dr. Clef instead cuz anomalies don't affect him

[@williamsmith6921]

@@markeral2155 I didn't think about that, have there been any files of him talking with clef

[@ninjacreeper1066]

@@williamsmith6921 well they probably wouldn't have doctor clef interview him because no one thinks he's anything more than just invincible, they'd probably find it unnecessary to interview him unless he just happened to be in the same room with the guy by chance.

[@medic-gg7jo]

I wonder what would happen, if he got a hold of Dr. Brights amulet. Now, that would be an interesting tale!

[@Artixtra]

@@markeral2155 well I dont think it would because he is the anomaly,so talking to clef would just make it out like normal(well 1504s normal)

[@thesaladman8400]

Joe Schmo: _curses The Pope out for a full 3 minutes, using insults that would make even a klansman sailor would go, "You watch you mouth."_ The Pope: Such a kind man.

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Joe Schmo: I AM GONNA FUCK A FEAR TURKEY, POPE! LIKE ALUCARD FROM HELLSING! Pope: What a virturous young man...

[@MonkeDreemurr2787196339mOnKeY]

The poor slime terrified in the breach, just covering his face

[@soupbowl6028]

@Keller Harry LOL

[@w1ndgeneral226]

That was the last time anyone ever saw 999

[@lorajamnik545]

Situation is really serious when even 999 is terrified

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

Oh I hope it dies

[@enjoyer9542]

F’s in the chat

[@vindiesel564]

Joe:*robs a bank Bank:”DAMN RATS”

[@lostmindell]

Ur name and profile pic lmao😂

[@Drone_D125]

They just pull out ak,s and shoot the rats

[@natraj8565]

222 wow

[@hinata167]

Oh no ghost!

[@dinoman3353]

Doctor:how did you become unkillable? Joe: *i slapped death in the face and made it cry*

[@trungkiennguyenhuu2072]

Basiclly

[@Bassjoker5183]

Hahahahahahahahaha Funny

[@williamafton617]

Olok

[@freddykabuffke461]

thanos has joined the conversation

[@TheAverageTargaryen]

More like “I slapped death in the face and he thought I was too nice to die”

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

Plot twist: Joe Shmoe is just ticked off that his older brother is TheRubber

[@Dravis1995]

Oof

[@Masked_boy32]

I thought it was him

[@zukimura1184]

Hold on have the same power,have the same voice (6:06) hmm that little rubber is sus

[@mikemihojevich3020]

Yeah I replayed it a few times and I realized it was the rubber

[@Mr.ytpforce57]

OFF

[@a.w.1499]

Joe: -beating someone to death, and they're screaming- Someone to their friend: Do you hear something? Friend: Nah, it's probably just the rain.

[@wackyhobopizzaguy9269]

Is that a reference?

[@neuratlas]

Joe Schmoes Abnormal Trip

[@yougotgamesonyophone697]

the rain sounds like josukes voice

[@viralvegetable2411]

bah probably just the rain

[@AlexK-sk4qb]

Must've been the wind

[@saintcorvic1194]

This is actually some true talk. If someone did have these abilities their moral compass would deteriorate fast and would do anything just for entertainment.

[@TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms]

@@polydullmemes3497 if you had these powers yours would probably completely disappear

[@gianttacogod]

Poly Dull that’s not something you should be proud of.

[@TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms]

@jigga jaw by fine do you mean no degradation to their moral compass or little degradation to it? (I feel like degradation isn't the right word to use but can't think of anything else)

[@humanseekingtruth6080]

I disagree, not everyone is the same or feels/thinks the same, a person can choose to do good like a superhero with these powers, instead of being a villain.

[@humanseekingtruth6080]

@Poly Dull • I’m curious, you find all forms of suffering enjoyable? Or have you found a limit to this in yourself?

[@darknessscythe1]

What if he met one guy who could literally understand him just fine.

[@RubiixCat]

He would probably do the same as he did with the deaf guy he *thought* could understand him.

[@eden603]

dr. bright

[@frogcom-ni3kl]

thats a really cute concept. might make a story.

[@williamsmith6921]

Dr clef is immune to anomaly's

[@stellarkirbo]

Dr clef is immune to anomalies but since they don’t understand him entirely they can’t find a reason to bring him in and write everything down

[@Ziggy_Zaggy]

Such a great guy, nothing really weird about him, other than that whole invincible thing. But he's done so many good things in his life.

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

But everybody nosebleeds around him

[@avacadotoast5571]

He's a pretty cool guy. No wonder they let him go live his life.

[@Hamza_2434]

Lol

[@lunaria7067]

I feel like "There is a Keter at this site" was a bit of an understatement...

[@Drone_D125]

It was 106

[@NDXL_457]

There were actually multiple keters like joe schmo and the builder bear

[@lunaria7067]

@@NDXL_457 that's why I made this comment lmao

[@somerandomorphan2631]

there needs to be an “CONTAIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS” after keter

[@melvinfranco2142]

​@@somerandomorphan2631 There's Apollyon.

[@obamaball6578]

Joe: *kills seven children by curb stomping them* Random: "I think we should give this man a Oscar"

[@liquidgarfield8523]

Nay the Nobel peace Prize

[@rickcarter3100]

Nay a grammy award

[@shootinstar9516]

An

[@randomguyonyoutube6183]

Joe accidentally put all of his stat points into stealth.

[@itsjustdewieman]

Nah deception.

[@someone5685]

Tier zoo fans I guess

[@EvuIt]

Tier zoooooo

[@youareamelonharry3848]

when your stealth is to high to get rated ㅤ *Stealth* ㅤ invisible

[@Powdered_Toastman]

Stealth and Speech, actually. Lol

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Plot twist: Everyone can understand him perfectly, they’re just anomalously compelled to behave as if they can’t.

[@temmie6267]

Best prank in history.

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

We do a little trolling

[@sanukatharul1497]

OH DANG

[@errorsarefunny]

WHAT THE ACTUAL HE||

[@theabyssalguardian4521]

That is literally how his ability works

[@smolbrainhuman1598]

Everybody always asked "who is Joe Schmo" But nobody ever asked "how is Joe Schmo" Edit:De fuc why this have 464 likes i just copy and pasted this from another comment but changed the name(but thanks though)

[@peterporker3763]

Well that’s not his actual name just a name people hear

[@boyo3633]

Why is Joe schmoe

[@smolbrainhuman1598]

@@boyo3633 English *100*

[@CobraCommander2009]

*sad Joe Schmo noises*

[@1017bino]

Why is Joe Schmo

[@Ratcat234]

joe schmo: Ignore everyone, and doing whatever he wants, hurt, bullied, eat, Vice versa... but there one: CameraMan the one who know the truth

[@staircatz]

Lmao

[@zombrexozelexi9069]

The people watching the camera-feed must be terrified of him 🤣

[@someonebehindascreen6902]

Cameraman: DOC!

[@PinapMocha]

Everyone: **notices nothing** Camera Man: **notices everything** Joe: Impossible

[@Dythcr]

@@zombrexozelexi9069 I think the people watching the camera see the good side of him (But camera man knows)

[@karenbonds264]

Joe Schmo is what Deadpool would be if he had the powers of Forget-Me-Not.

[@dingocheez766]

That is actually a perfect description.

[@Sir_Bucket]

And if he took himself seriously, which makes the character boring for me

[@wnovo3668]

@@Sir_Bucket he's uninteresting because he takes himself seriously? I feel like there are other things that do make him interesting

[@zlectricute1906]

I bet those two would get along really well if they met

[@neuratlas]

*Who's forget me not?*

[@interestingyes3366]

joe: kills multiple people and admitting it dude: have you ever harmed anyone or taking advantage of your abilities

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

he's power is he can break the 4th wall

[@OneShot-vd8jg]

Joe: no I always care for humans and feel accountability for my not horrible actions

[@cameicho6415]

So basically he's a 4th wall breaking protagonist who's tired of everyone and everything praising him. I like the fact he just casually strolls out of the facility while personnel are being maimed to death by SCPs.

[@yeejus9257]

Wdym he's just politely answering questions, Smh watch the video before you comment.

[@juango500]

absolute unit coming out of the facility as the place is mauled by a keter. badass.

[@bryanbergmann1133]

@@yeejus9257 lmao

[@chrisagha328]

I hope his is a protagonist

[@pooper8643]

Wdym he sounds nice ngl

[@emeraldskies8254]

Joe: starts breaking the fourth wall Me: oh no he’s breaking *the fourth wall*

[@crazed-ds7ux]

Me not phased that he broke the fourth wall:finally a cartoon character I can enjoy

[@marioionion2]

I imagine if he'll breaking the 5 wall

[@dufoxboi4525]

It’s not that he you weren’t phased, you just ignored him because of his anomalous powers

[@ethers1442]

Honestly, he's probably just some random Joe Schmo.

[@histranger5808]

Stop.

[@thenewbie2750]

Who is joe?

[@ethers1442]

@@thenewbie2750 Joe Schmo?

[@obuIisk]

@@ethers1442 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5eWoKiXmqdpi7M

[@barryhere_]

@@obuIiski dont shink i got rick rolled unless its the original.right?

[@Abnormal_Ghosty876]

THIS GOT DEADPOOL REAL FAST. THE FOURTH WALL WAS PUNCHED IN THE NOSE. This episode is crazy man

[@IVIICHAELxx]

I wonder if Joe Schmo can beat his anomaly by writing instead of talking.

[@yaglet7985]

I was wondering the same thing

[@SANTIGO_DA_1]

This was like the third thing that popped into my minf

[@chair7261]

Whatever he writes will possibly just turn out different toward others

[@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007]

Actions won't really beat the anomaly considering he's constantly committing acts against humanity and nobody cares.

[@crixxbrixx]

@@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 yeah, probably. He hit the doctor in the face and he thought it was a “random nosebleed”

[@themasteroffear2041]

This is one of the most intriguing scps why can no one hear what he's actually saying

[@garlicbreadcrumb3653]

It’s one of his anomalies effects

[@username8885]

@@garlicbreadcrumb3653 no shit

[@Zadanoire]

*Cause he is a rare breed of reality warper. The subconscious kind. The kind that reality warp without even knowing its reality warping! To him its just the universe's way of torturing him!*

[@Sir_Bucket]

I personnaly don't like it. It's litteraly a dead pool but less funny

[@kaidaluck648]

@@Sir_Bucket I'll correct you: It's depressed Deadpool.

[@crocodotochiste]

I want more tales with this guy, why aren't people talking more about him

[@lydiarose1848]

Hes not as popular as some of the more flashy scps. And hes not in the game, so they might not look into him as heavily

[@jasper3447]

Gee... I wonder why

[@Douglas27Akira]

He is juyst a random guy. Kinda forgettable.

[@NarutoOnePiece]

Lydia Rose if he was in the game you wouldn’t notice! You’d see a helpful NPC and things would keep going wrong

[@goldenrose223]

I want a tale of him interacting with 682. What would happen?

[@insanity7002]

joe: burns a man named dave alive dave: man it’s cold in here.. aren’t you cold joe? joe: intense stare..

[@cpt.briggsy5144]

Yup

[@aeiouhl]

I’m gonna be honest, Joe Schmoe here looks like Jim from The Office.

[@pkpantheryt3326]

Wow after Pam left him Jim took it real hard

[@dvorak826]

500 years ago bruh stfu

[@ragedajac1770]

Joe:kills the half of the foundation the other half: he's such a great man

[@gargoyles9999]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@technobladefan7791]

Joe represents a part in all of us that wants to do something, but doesn’t actually do it. There are moments where we want to do something terrible, yet we hide it in our mind and everyone thinks you as normal.

[@kaminglau4883]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIEEEESSS

[@koimeme]

Same because sometimes i wanna open a car door while its moving and jump out of it

[@DarthVader-zk6dq]

I do wonder, what would happen if he met 343, or that double vision one.

[@Masked_One_1316]

Technoblade Fan what is “normal?”

[@elmerninis]

Me every moment of the day. It’s why I just keep quite spending my time reading suppressing my mind with to much knowledge

[@Dark_Lieutenant]

This man is how Skyrims main character would actually be after realizing the chaos and interactions dont matter to anyone.

[@Alteori]

The ending had some strong Cabin in the Woods vibes

[@Drheims]

Funny finding you here. Came here because of your reaction video.

[@rebelcipher]

It’s the woman, the myth, the legend

[@elizabethgouverneur2972]

Alteori good to see ya

[@alloutcomes]

I got those vibes so fast

[@therealveridicalyt497]

Alteori Oh hello there nice to see you here

[@Dino-er8tp]

"My moral compass is non-existent" no your moral compass is a god damn roulette wheel

[@maerx5053]

No, no, he’s got a point

[@Joe-kr3oi]

Fan theory: What if Joe Schmoe actually exists but we keep forgetting about him.

[@dolmiopaste]

Nah, I still remember him lmao

[@Mega-rx9sr]

He's like forgetmenot from the x men everybody forgets him

[@Nobody-707]

like 055

[@DeathKenshin]

Oh sh

[@Couch0C]

@@SWAGgam155 I forgot.

[@robertshelley4223]

Wait what if he talked to 682???? Would 682 adapt to Joe Schmo and actually be able to understand him? Of course then joe would free him and all he’ll breaks loose.

[@piratekit3941]

I see two outcomes. 682 flat out eats him, just swallows him whole without any dialogue. He might survive digestion and I assume he'll be crapped out afterwards. Or 682 hears him and they literally sit down at just chat, on their mutual and real hatred of humanity. And then probably a huge breech as Joe opens doors for 682. That's probably something he'd do for a laugh even if 682 didn't find him enjoyable to be around.

[@g3nzo533]

Joe Schmo in TheVolgun : **VERY VERY DARK** Joe Schmo in SCPAnimated : i have done some pranks and stolen food.

[@iforgor7883]

TheVolguns was DARK

[@lukelblitz3627]

"i robbed dozens of banks" thats not a prank homie

[@goodolrainbowpet]

the volgun joe : i might rape and murder your wife exploration joe: i pantsed a guy and robbed a bank

[@MaxSMoke777]

Man, talking about short attention span and the magically ability to not see what was there, even *THIS* video says he flat out killed people. Some by accident, some on purpose. He's a complete sociopath.

[@HuneeBruh]

@@lukelblitz3627 Morgz would think so

[@memesneverdiememesarelegen7350]

Doc: How does King Crimson works? Joe: **Explains how it works** Doc: Wha-

[@RyanIsOnYT]

Honestly king crimson isn’t that confusing

[@lukelun]

@@RyanIsOnYT i mean forcing people to do the actions they where gonna do while removing it from their brains and only you are able to do anything within that time frame is pretty crazy

[@zombrexozelexi9069]

Considering his ability where everything he is saying gets converted to reasonable and understandable sentences for others, there is a very real chance that if people were to ask questions on things they don't understand then they would get the correct answer to these questions.

[@coomercast3147]

You talk about king crimson BUT NOT D4C

[@thebulkybalkan1137]

@@coomercast3147 yeah d4c Is really confusing

[@elisanovelo]

joe schmo: **commits multiple mass homicides in 43 different cities** society: he's such a good guy joe, age 14: **thinking intensifies**

[@HuneeBruh]

I wanna see a version where we hear what Tim’s hearing

[@mrfred085]

That would be epic

[@jakobmiller2255]

This is based off a tape of another youtouber. It shows the interviewers pov.

[@mkgaca8721]

@@jakobmiller2255 link?

[@omnical6135]

@@jakobmiller2255 LINK???

[@Toasterlord135]

@@jakobmiller2255 link

[@rainischalk-late3540]

*I love how he turned to the camera and talks to it as if he’s in a Disney show-*

[@janemaria8912]

But... That means you noticed him

[@Hello-sq1ik]

-------- --------- i pooped --------------

[@arlosenear4553]

-----I peed----

[@stika1055]

--------------i farted--------------,

[@cablekcub8222]

----I cried----

[@DareMonkey]

Such a nice guy, the dude gave the scientist a hug like he has done with every scientist so far and he cooperated best he could with the scientist... The dude has never done anything with his invincibility that could hurt or rob anyone, he didn't even leave when there was a site wide breach...he could've left considering hes invisible but he didn't...well if you count him stepping out for a few seconds and running to starbucks for the scientist... What a nice, compassionate, bright, loving guy😁

[@Dythcr]

Joe schmo is the best guy

[@lizhenrong6842]

Ikr,he was so polite

[@MrHAH-cd9ku]

@@powski151 What, no, he'd never, we'd know!

[@damptruff8435]

peter coglan He was so nice, why are you slandering him

[@spikemoody1757]

peter coglan what are you on about, this guy is great as far as SCPs go, aside from his immortality he’s just a nice guy.

[@c.easium9012]

Title: Who is Joe schmoe Me: Isnt that the prime minister of Australia

[@echerechie6313]

Facts

[@TheQuilavaQueen]

Yep

[@zeafu1245]

Looks more like Justin truedeau of canada

[@legoheimerda3rd]

The upsidedown prime minister

[@tylerd.1]

I thought I’d known that name!

[@dondaledinglebob3724]

This man just needs a hug. And someone to understand him

[@axios4702]

Plot twist: When Dr Bright shouted the Keter is loose he wasnt joking, he meant Joe Schmoe...

[@deadlydingus1138]

There’s no way to disprove it.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Demonic Dingus schrodingers keter escape

[@stellarkirbo]

Dr bright?

[@axios4702]

@@stellarkirbo Search for "The things Dr.Bright isn´t allowed to do at the foundation".

[@isleofdead1337]

“He’s just like the rest...” *looks at the camera* Me: w... that’s illegal!

[@goodcomedy3759]

It’s just fucking Jim

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

.........

[@edaniel7450]

@@goodcomedy3759 Joe mama

[@HenryRazzmatazz]

*Bob o’ reilly plays*

[@anthonygalindo6334]

"Who is Joe" *very dangerous question to ask*

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

Very

[@burningfish156]

Joe Schmo

[@twotimesj6478]

None o’ Joe business

[@why7782]

The answer is a keter class

[@I_Steal_Memes]

Joe- JOJO TAKE THE LAST OF MY HAMON

[@Sam11714]

Doc: Oh god! There's a Keter not too far from here! Also Doc: In a Keter room

[@KandyBoy69]

I'd say Euclid.

[@Sauce_Sensei]

Kandy Boy he could literally kill everyone on earth if he wanted, granted it’d take a while but easily possible. Definitely keter

[@darkscreen106]

Here is an idea: Let him write his answers down on a sheet of paper. Maybe you can read it then.

[@cheeseyeet1009]

But what if the doctor reads it different

[@darkscreen106]

@@cheeseyeet1009 It's worth a shot. If it works great. If it doesn't who cares. He's just some random Joe schmo anyway.

[@edited115]

I believe they tried this, the writing would appear as normalized.

[@xcept1281]

If he writes something mean I think they'll still see it as nice

[@qm43]

I don't ynderstand why they don't just record the guy.

[@thicctoriasthedogwalker815]

Joe: “F***k you.” “...” Doctor: “Thank you.”

[@blueenderman3322]

*F**k

[@se7en427]

Since when does “Fuck” have 5 letters.

[@se7en427]

@xero life bruh, I didn’t know the S in fucks came in the middle, lmao

[@possiblymoony]

I love the way he's so chill about this like i'd probably cry because nobody understood.

[@yaboitoj9409]

He probably has already gone through the exestential crisis :/

[@magiv4205]

@@yaboitoj9409 Yeah, he's way past that stage. He's given up on hope or rage. Numbness is all that's left.

[@ghostlygaminggg3823]

Judy does stuff I would be just like him but I would be sad early on in life, basically I’d be the horrible person

[@hiway19891]

I read the original article after seeing this video, that's actually what happened

[@HarriWasHere]

what a lovely invincible man with such good manners

[@pennywiseasmr913]

Me: I’ll want a cup of joe Joe: NO NO NO NOOOOOO

[@cowlemgambino7721]

Well after all the normal joes die we will see if he dies

[@Jun-Kyard]

I read the NO in pewdiepies voice

[@mx.sorrow7621]

I Only way to kill joe

[@eggsoftboiled]

I see Joe screaming like Mario

[@thenewbie2750]

Who is joe?

[@Snake3yesEddie]

Why does he rob banks? Is it Just for fun? Cause he really doesn’t need money.

[@MandDmommy]

He grew up not knowing good or bad and after a while you wouldn’t really care life would be meaningless because you would never truly talk he would just do bad things for the thrill

[@MrPsychic8472]

He's bored with life, and to see if he can

[@dranzerjetli5126]

Yes

[@kennymccormick2011]

Cus he does what he wants

[@lunaria7067]

What if he wants to play gacha games xD

[@shakyprune3896]

Dr cleff : STOP PUNCHING ME : this dude: wait wha-

[@donjreyoung]

Lol I was thinking about him too.

[@andrewliu6592]

reality bender shit

[@rayenaouadi3190]

you misspelled Dr. Bright

[@SSFallingTTB]

@Jay ! documents made when be under the same effects seei ngf as the people who make it wouldn't know his real self either, meaning dr bright could be immune but thought he was boring.

[@koraegi]

Its sad that this man has never had a genuine interaction with a single soul his whole life and never will

[@Lavapurg]

Joe is such a humble man, he says stuff like causing crimes but he would never! I can't even start to understand why the doc would ask him if he committed any crimes! Joe is the best human the world has ever seen! An angel even!

[@Xman34washere]

*joe stabs you*

[@icezombiewolf2994]

Xman34 I’m not usually prone to internal bleeding... Sorry about that!

[@northernfrost]

Michael Schaper lmao 🤣

[@doorsday147]

Who? The name sounds familiar but idk who your talking about.

[@game777-q7h]

@@doorsday147 joe mama

[@jalpaauplia4275]

Plot twist:this guy was a player and everyone is npc

[@funtimefoxy-gacha197]

XD

[@_Killkor]

Wow, the AI in "our universe" is really dumb then. No wonder, 682 wants to destroy us all. Out of pity.

[@K0de_Blu3]

I was thinking the same thing lol it's just a big video game

[@Moonlit_KingLive]

This is really confusing but then this made it make sense

[@LethalMonarch]

Dr clef is able to understand him since anomalies don’t affect him.

[@natashasiliezar5652]

Cool

[@shelleyford1980]

Wot

[@mrnubbones8626]

True

[@adamrosewood8561]

Cool how do you think dr.clef would react?

[@user-do4kb1pu1w]

@@adamrosewood8561 “AYO DID YALL HEAR WHAT THIS DUDE JUST SAID HOLLLYLYYYY SHHEITITTTT”

[@bigg2472]

Would they understand him if he actually said nice things?

[@janusinitiative3520]

I think,when he's being nice,they perceive him as being awful,the opposite of what we saw in the video. Would explain why his brother tried to kill him

[@Munderscore]

i think so. the reason they never understand him normally is because they perceive him as what would be a logical reaction to a situation. for example if someone got hit by a car and everyone was freaking out they would perceive joe as having the same reaction when in reality he probably wouldnt care.

[@Mate-vg2ft]

Imagine the one person that would be able to actually see him. Imagine what he would do just to have him around.

[@oedipusrex353]

Joe would just realize that this one guy is staring at him while he's doing shit in the train

[@Gracynvh]

Yandere time

[@J0hnB09]

Same thing with the deaf guy... probably Dr clef would be able to understand him, and Dr clef has a shotgun, and can spread his knowledge of him on.

[@TheLegendex]

So why exactly is this random guy so important

[@cxzleader7256]

Did you watch the video?

[@pr6897]

@@cxzleader7256 r/wooooosh

[@ahjinn1545]

he's immortal my guy

[@gamerbros3431]

I hear he can make a meeean cup of joe

[@The-Spaceducky]

P R it’s r/wooosh

[@Silverwolf-sr1ug]

Everyone: He's such a nice guy Joe: Doc I could throw a toddler into jail want no one would bat an eye

[@theasexualidiot4803]

OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[@HuneeBruh]

"you're probably even denser than the rest..." "Thank you! That's kind of you to say!"

[@ImissVine782]

Joe Schmo needs an entire animated series to himself. Who else agrees? EDIT: Can't believe my stupid idea got so many likes!

[@mrstorch5068]

I second this.

[@CrprCrw]

Me

[@eggmansimp940]

Agreed

[@PumpkinPunkleton]

is that a new series idea i hear

[@joshrose916]

Me

[@sealguy2704]

Wait, doesn't he age? I mean, he has grown a beard and has become an adult. So unless his anomalous ability turned on after he became an adult, he should die of old age, right?

[@theseriousguy3098]

It's kinda weird : he doesn't die because even death ignores him. So I don't know how ageing is going to affect that.

[@spikemoody1757]

Maybe he’s just stuck at a fixed age now he’s an adult

[@ryanjakeways9262]

Well 'dying of old age' isnt a thing, you die from a health issue because old age has made you more susceptible

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

In reality he would only be able to age till he looks like hes mummified

[@ieatsand3673]

Maby he will just keep living until his flesh rots and bones turn to dust but even then I bet he will be alive

[@celdur4635]

The "solution" for Joe Schmo's dilemma is to "be good" since everyone seems to think that he is maybe he could break through if he was genuinely good.

[@sophisticatedsheep8178]

Huuuuuuu

[@gastonfourt5363]

I thought the same thing. But apart from that. I wonder how he can extensively keep a person see and hear the reality that he makes them see, instead of the actual reality. Like using an atomic bomb to blow up an evacuated city. As everyone starts to come back to their home do they actually see the Bob's damage?

[@matthewstanley8295]

You mean a chainsaw cannon

[@matthewstanley8295]

Dr bright can fix all

[@celdur4635]

@@gastonfourt5363 it doesn't seem like he has control over what others see. I think he essentially has the opportunity to be "superman-like" and everyone will even react positively by default, but since he chooses to be evil, he gets meta-ignored. Like his own power defeating himself, there is nothing worse than being lonely.

[@ginopippofrebooter-ilrinne2881]

If he can talk to us. Then he is Deadpool!

[@helloinsertnamehere5472]

Actually it's revealed in the end that he's talking to the an imaginary friend