Kid Gets Beat Up For Being Named KOVID?!

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Joe Bartolozzi

Joe Bartolozzi

Күн бұрын

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@nataliakiseleve5606
@nataliakiseleve5606 Жыл бұрын
Joe makes it 1000 times funnier I'm dying 🤣
@Isabel-sr8ep
@Isabel-sr8ep Жыл бұрын
I had to hold in my laughter so my mom didn’t think I was slowly losing my mind I had literal tears in my eyes man 💀
@Josh45589
@Josh45589 2 ай бұрын
Fax I was dying 😂😂 I couldn’t even drink my drink 😂
@GigaGorilla348
@GigaGorilla348 Жыл бұрын
“You guys are tearing my Calvin Klein” -Kovid,2022
@Joe_.
@Joe_. Жыл бұрын
Can't believe they tore Dr. Kleiner so sad.
@dfx13productions47
@dfx13productions47 Жыл бұрын
My guy wears Calvin Klein and Gucci and yet goes to regular school and lives in regular house
@Frostknight231
@Frostknight231 Жыл бұрын
@@dfx13productions47 they have people with nice cars but thier house looks like a dump so this isn't surprising and much to my knowledge they aren't struggling with rent
@iiDTC
@iiDTC Жыл бұрын
"no am going with Calvin klein ok? No that's not ok you're going with me'
@rectknasorcur5432
@rectknasorcur5432 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@idkyeay
@idkyeay Жыл бұрын
always great on a long night trip watching joe. Gotta love him!
@rydervincent3003
@rydervincent3003 Жыл бұрын
That first convo was so awkward it hurt
@Aura_322
@Aura_322 5 ай бұрын
a kid woul d get bullied for hving he name covide but no violence invovled like wtf?
@staticmouse3370
@staticmouse3370 Жыл бұрын
“Your tearing my Gucci” -Kovid, 2022.
@fohb7291
@fohb7291 Жыл бұрын
Yes we watched the video too
@jakargoo2990
@jakargoo2990 Жыл бұрын
chill@@fohb7291
@dreadfullydrawing518
@dreadfullydrawing518 Жыл бұрын
​@@fohb7291It's a quote genius
@SiltyCellar
@SiltyCellar Жыл бұрын
Bro got jumped, changed his name, became friends with his opps, commited manslaughter and got away with it , then walked with his girl to the office with no questions asked all because he couldn’t even say his name
@Kevin_De_Brownie
@Kevin_De_Brownie 3 ай бұрын
He will have the coolest dad backstory
@YusufAlsakka
@YusufAlsakka Жыл бұрын
Joe never fails to always spread my cheeks!
@emilywhiting6510
@emilywhiting6510 Жыл бұрын
ayo💀
@thatguycurtis
@thatguycurtis Жыл бұрын
ayoo
@nonameguy3
@nonameguy3 Жыл бұрын
ayooo
@typlex72
@typlex72 Жыл бұрын
Ayoooo
@heyhandsome9396
@heyhandsome9396 Жыл бұрын
This made me shut my cheeks
@SovietUnionOfficial
@SovietUnionOfficial 6 ай бұрын
NOT THE COVID WARNING UNDER THE VIDEO💀💀💀
@N0tSwiss
@N0tSwiss 4 ай бұрын
​@Hungerforhorror-n5m💀
@N0tSwiss
@N0tSwiss 4 ай бұрын
Fr🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@N0tSwiss
@N0tSwiss 4 ай бұрын
︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎
@WongsChicken
@WongsChicken 3 ай бұрын
⁠@Random_Dude771so simga👻
@AntiMental.Illness
@AntiMental.Illness 3 ай бұрын
I love when YT does weird stuff like that but other KZbinrs get in trouble for even saying certain words once
@trixprodz
@trixprodz Жыл бұрын
“I would have killed them with my skill” - The new Bruce Lee
@Aspexskay
@Aspexskay Жыл бұрын
3:12 was the most majestic and heartwarming moment ever
@theredhood028
@theredhood028 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ems.kai4
@ems.kai4 Жыл бұрын
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionises the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. i will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? Im struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathising her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionises the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. i will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? Im struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathising her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionises the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. i will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? Im struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathising her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
@DeAndre0082
@DeAndre0082 Жыл бұрын
Chill out
@MawkRF
@MawkRF Жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@LightWishYT
@LightWishYT Жыл бұрын
Oh my god that dedication, you really had nothing better to do lmao
@wilt3d_shr00m
@wilt3d_shr00m Жыл бұрын
BRO WHAT IT THIS ☠️ bro wrote a whole philosophy college level essay
@_ssoh_2651
@_ssoh_2651 Жыл бұрын
Thats what I'm saying
@TriplAAABattery
@TriplAAABattery Жыл бұрын
We need one of these channels to hire joe to play all the characters parts in one of their videos.
@pandoria2169
@pandoria2169 Жыл бұрын
The face Joe made after the kid said "let me rip his pants" got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@nonameguy3
@nonameguy3 Жыл бұрын
My friends and I love watching Samir Bhavnani for the cringe. Glad to see you reacting to it.
@Lila-dk3yl
@Lila-dk3yl Жыл бұрын
SAME That and totally studious, both of them suck
@wimbo2990
@wimbo2990 Жыл бұрын
He’s like a TV-14 version of dhar man
@fes4861
@fes4861 Жыл бұрын
@@wimbo2990 tv 14 but a kid died in this vid XDD
@astronova3508
@astronova3508 6 ай бұрын
i think the vids are satire, not sure tho
@mishkaa5362
@mishkaa5362 Жыл бұрын
09:55 bro went "And something just snapped, something inside of me"
@alexisk.8335
@alexisk.8335 Жыл бұрын
“Well Johnson didn’t learn anything, he murdered Johnson” LMFAOO😭😭
@kerlsey7584
@kerlsey7584 Жыл бұрын
as a black belt, I can say the sparring in that one scene would have single handedly made you fail any test if you were going for anything above a green belt.. 💀
@Maverick13377
@Maverick13377 Жыл бұрын
as a white belt I agree
@alialdoseri9299
@alialdoseri9299 Жыл бұрын
A green belt is too generous
@s15j76
@s15j76 Жыл бұрын
As a galaxy belt i was taught how to instantly kill people.
@SockHiggins
@SockHiggins Жыл бұрын
As a shit belt I agree
@bababoy9996
@bababoy9996 Жыл бұрын
As a purple belt I agree
@trixprodz
@trixprodz Жыл бұрын
Kovid is the new global superpower 💀
@roman6047
@roman6047 Жыл бұрын
Joe has me busting from laughter 😭
@themaniclevy1456
@themaniclevy1456 Жыл бұрын
🫵💀
@theredhood028
@theredhood028 Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@mataccva
@mataccva Жыл бұрын
😩
@dreadz314
@dreadz314 Жыл бұрын
​@@themaniclevy1456that's the first time I have seen that combination of emojis
@dfx13productions47
@dfx13productions47 Жыл бұрын
12:46 😂 the timing of that “What the F**k happened” was perfect
@BRAWNYBANANA
@BRAWNYBANANA Жыл бұрын
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a video since the start of time
@Xx.burym3inbl4ck
@Xx.burym3inbl4ck 2 ай бұрын
1:02 cats on the streets when they see other cats
@aqdore
@aqdore Жыл бұрын
Joe never fails to make me smile oms
@DestinyWright-dd7il
@DestinyWright-dd7il Жыл бұрын
Imagine when kovid turns 19 tho
@TonyTita
@TonyTita 4 күн бұрын
Fr 😂😂😂
@shielded8540
@shielded8540 Жыл бұрын
*Catches fist “it’s time for you to feel the wrath of covid” 😂
@nicky23anims68
@nicky23anims68 6 ай бұрын
as if we didnt watch the damn video. npc ahh comment
@Eesa9807
@Eesa9807 4 ай бұрын
@@nicky23anims68 "ahh" ahh reply "npc" ahh reply
@nicky23anims68
@nicky23anims68 4 ай бұрын
@@Eesa9807 no way you're defending a person who has no original thoughts. thats crazyy
@capeduck5195
@capeduck5195 Ай бұрын
The change of that "friend's" face when the girl said her name is Karuna was funny
@berdo2005
@berdo2005 Жыл бұрын
These are the weirdest bullies I've ever seen, they only bully people and come up with Covid-based insults
@pocahontas_pua4037
@pocahontas_pua4037 Жыл бұрын
Bro as a wrestler I laughed so hard at that last training scene
@aidenmillinder4873
@aidenmillinder4873 Жыл бұрын
Let’s talk about how the punch at 13:31 that kovid “caught” completely missed his hand at first.
@Dingdong-t5u
@Dingdong-t5u 6 ай бұрын
09:55 "Then something just snapped, something inside of me"
@shaquezr.9541
@shaquezr.9541 Жыл бұрын
Gotta admit if anyone my age was named kovid, we would be good friends he’d be in the gc in a couple minutes
@nadhirbakare2851
@nadhirbakare2851 Жыл бұрын
fr (french revolution)
@lemer2935
@lemer2935 Жыл бұрын
@@nadhirbakare2851 real ( reviews evolved alien language)
@ra_in900
@ra_in900 Жыл бұрын
@@lemer2935 ong (outstanding nine year old girls)
@peanutbutterdox5456
@peanutbutterdox5456 Жыл бұрын
@@nadhirbakare2851 npc
@babygirl5748
@babygirl5748 Ай бұрын
lying ass
@bsfleo1464
@bsfleo1464 Жыл бұрын
Karuna: Hello, my name is Karuna NPC: 😃😀🙂😐😕🙁☹️😠
@CrazyGaming_DCS
@CrazyGaming_DCS Жыл бұрын
joe makes this stuff so much better
@Ilovereaperleviathans
@Ilovereaperleviathans Жыл бұрын
On a different universe and on a world where it is in a similar timeline of medieval times and there is 6 billion people on the huge world and on one day Mark and his family is at his aunts wedding and it isnt at some random beach its the garden of a mendax manor and the mendax family owns a huge factory line making tons of boats and steel and other stuff the mendaxs companies has gone extra on their security and has alot of connections to police and military so anyone who messes with them is gonna have a rough time oh yeah the police are equiped with a sword and knight armor really cheap knight armor Chapter 1 Dominos At the wedding 19 year old mark is bored as heck and his life is boring nothing happening and his friends are typical and nothing special happens with them and mark is probably just gonna sit around then go do something typica and he couldnt even go in the 650 foot manor just look at it but he gets apporanched by his 17 brother Marcus and he says “Hey uhh kinda strange thing to ask for but wanna breach the mendax manor as i always wonder what was in their” then mark replied with “yeah just if we dont get caught the mendax familys had a short temper with trespassers” “Ok mark lets go!” *they sneak in the mendax manor by a window and the manor looks decked out with fancy stuff* “Marcus: Mark this looks like a palace no wonder why they upgraded their security” “Mark: They wont notice if we grab a few thousands of dollars worth of stuff wont they?” “Marcus: Is that a question they are a family with 50 billion dollars to spend, we can steal a whole room of stuff and they wont care that much'' *marcus steals a Nice sword worth 50K* “Mark: Man this is like a dream” *they see a commander of security and he notices them and yell HEY YOU CAN'T BE HERE THERE ISNT ANY TOURS GOING RIGHT NOW!* “the man grabs marcus wrist and yells at him Your both going to jail as you tried to steal sword” *marcus knew that going to jail would change his life and his family would be sued so he tosses his dads sword to mark and tells him to kill the commander and then mark swings the sword at the commanders neck killing him* “Marcus: We need to hide the body NOW” “mark: got it” *they put the commanders body under a rarely used guest bed then they run to back to the wedding and pretend they didn't kill a person* “Marcus: Uhhh mark where did you put my sword at?” “mark: Near the dead body?” “marcus: Dude how dumb are you it has my dads first name and last name on it they will easily find out who killed the person” “mark: yeah we are pretty dead” *then 15 security guards and the co owner of mendax Boats making and oil making factories and they are heavily armed with swords” “michael mendax: You two are getting arrested for killing one of our important workers” “michaels security and police arrest the 2 aunts and they are brought to court however they lose the court and the 2 aunts get in prison and soon the family gets sued by michael mendaxs for 1 million dollars the family are poor then one day mark is sitting in his room before school and mark puts the cocaine bag in his closet then walks to school he gets bullied for being poor and mugged by gang members then mark thinks to himself” (i cannot pay this debt by slaving myself to a bad job” so he goes to a gang member base and knocks on the door” “a buff man in a winter coat opens the door then he says The hell are you little highschooler doing here” “Mark:I need money my family is in debt and i hate working a boring backbreaking job for the rest of my life” “the man says Well follow me. Mark follows the man while he notices a other dude walk behind him with a pocketknife and” “mark sits on a couch with 7 other men in armor and the one in black armorer says “Hello random kid why are you here” mark replies with “i'm the one that killed one of mendaxs workers'' the man replies”oh then can you work with knives and swords?” “Yes” Mark replies “Are you ok with taking away a life just because they work for mendax?” “yes” mark replies “well then we are doing a jewelry heist just 10 rules 1 don't kill innocent people 2 dont rob innocent people 3 don't kill hostages and thats it” “then mark puts on medieval armor and the gang goes to the jewelry store” “the gang bust through the jewelry store THIS IS A ROBBERY and mark smashs the display boxs and grabs the shiny jewelry he never thought how this was how the day would go but hey he wouldnt complain and then the cops come with swords out and mark is scared” “WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THE COPS GET IN HERE the man in the black armor says and the gang runs upstairs up the jewerly store and the other gang member jump out the window leaving mark and the leader of the gang then the police surround the building” “how are we gonna escape this hell hole mark says” “well its called bombs we throw a bomb at a alleyway and when it explodes they get distracted and we can fled you disagree” the leader says “yes you shouldnt do this ” mark says “Well still” “the leader gets a bomb and lights it then throw it at a alleyway and it explodes and the cops run to that alley way leaving a escape for mark” “the leader jumps out the window and fleds the scene leaving mark there” “HUH” mark screams “he looks at the ground he doesnt wants to jump but nor does he wanna face a 10 year sentence in prison so he jumps his hair flys in the wind as he makes a hard landing and it hurts like hell but adrenaline kicks in and mark runs in the streets like a wild dog it feels like a nightmare but he trips and falls and a cops catch up to him and has his sword out HANDS IN THE AIR the cop screams to mark” “mark world collapses This isnt it i dont wanna go to prison for 20 years” “LAST WARNING HANDS IN THE AIR” “mark in a act of pure rage grabs his sword and its his first sword fight and he stabs the cop in the stomach and slashs his arm and the cop collapses in pain and trying his best to fight back but mark was born for this and slashs the cop throat and the cop dies and mark runs away managing to get to the gang base where the other gang members are and mark has blood on him” “who did you kill” the leader says “a cop” mark replies “good they are corrupt last morning i saw a cop kill a person for stealing a damn burger pretty bad but the mendax company can just get more cops since their wealth” the leader says “well atleast the cops are just protected by a thin metal armor so its fine” the member named scott says “anyways we each get 10 grand from that jewelry store” the leader says and the leader name is dennis “everyone is happy but scott so mark goes to scott and says why arent you happy you just got 10 grand” “I didnt want to be in a gang as my wife got cancer and i didnt have enough money to get her treatment so i joined this gang but that isnt good because i have a daughter named charlie and you dont wanna find out why being a father and a gang member is bad the hard way” scott replies in a mad voice
@lxftz.
@lxftz. 2 ай бұрын
Amazing video got me dying in the middle of class 😂
@J_UpNext
@J_UpNext Жыл бұрын
A kid named kovid would prolly get teased and joked around with friends but nothing serious
@Slipknotfannnn
@Slipknotfannnn 6 ай бұрын
The acting is top tier
@thnlayz
@thnlayz Жыл бұрын
2:55 i have no words
@Techoreddedits_maybe
@Techoreddedits_maybe 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😇😌
@mitchellperren5805
@mitchellperren5805 Жыл бұрын
Joe literally makes these so much more better 😂
@Ilovereaperleviathans
@Ilovereaperleviathans Жыл бұрын
Your comment is meh ima help you out On a different universe and on a world where it is in a similar timeline of medieval times and there is 6 billion people on the huge world and on one day Mark and his family is at his aunts wedding and it isnt at some random beach its the garden of a mendax manor and the mendax family owns a huge factory line making tons of boats and steel and other stuff the mendaxs companies has gone extra on their security and has alot of connections to police and military so anyone who messes with them is gonna have a rough time oh yeah the police are equiped with a sword and knight armor really cheap knight armor Chapter 1 Dominos At the wedding 19 year old mark is bored as heck and his life is boring nothing happening and his friends are typical and nothing special happens with them and mark is probably just gonna sit around then go do something typica and he couldnt even go in the 650 foot manor just look at it but he gets apporanched by his 17 brother Marcus and he says “Hey uhh kinda strange thing to ask for but wanna breach the mendax manor as i always wonder what was in their” then mark replied with “yeah just if we dont get caught the mendax familys had a short temper with trespassers” “Ok mark lets go!” *they sneak in the mendax manor by a window and the manor looks decked out with fancy stuff* “Marcus: Mark this looks like a palace no wonder why they upgraded their security” “Mark: They wont notice if we grab a few thousands of dollars worth of stuff wont they?” “Marcus: Is that a question they are a family with 50 billion dollars to spend, we can steal a whole room of stuff and they wont care that much'' *marcus steals a Nice sword worth 50K* “Mark: Man this is like a dream” *they see a commander of security and he notices them and yell HEY YOU CAN'T BE HERE THERE ISNT ANY TOURS GOING RIGHT NOW!* “the man grabs marcus wrist and yells at him Your both going to jail as you tried to steal sword” *marcus knew that going to jail would change his life and his family would be sued so he tosses his dads sword to mark and tells him to kill the commander and then mark swings the sword at the commanders neck killing him* “Marcus: We need to hide the body NOW” “mark: got it” *they put the commanders body under a rarely used guest bed then they run to back to the wedding and pretend they didn't kill a person* “Marcus: Uhhh mark where did you put my sword at?” “mark: Near the dead body?” “marcus: Dude how dumb are you it has my dads first name and last name on it they will easily find out who killed the person” “mark: yeah we are pretty dead” *then 15 security guards and the co owner of mendax Boats making and oil making factories and they are heavily armed with swords” “michael mendax: You two are getting arrested for killing one of our important workers” “michaels security and police arrest the 2 aunts and they are brought to court however they lose the court and the 2 aunts get in prison and soon the family gets sued by michael mendaxs for 1 million dollars the family are poor then one day mark is sitting in his room before school and mark puts the cocaine bag in his closet then walks to school he gets bullied for being poor and mugged by gang members then mark thinks to himself” (i cannot pay this debt by slaving myself to a bad job” so he goes to a gang member base and knocks on the door” “a buff man in a winter coat opens the door then he says The hell are you little highschooler doing here” “Mark:I need money my family is in debt and i hate working a boring backbreaking job for the rest of my life” “the man says Well follow me. Mark follows the man while he notices a other dude walk behind him with a pocketknife and” “mark sits on a couch with 7 other men in armor and the one in black armorer says “Hello random kid why are you here” mark replies with “i'm the one that killed one of mendaxs workers'' the man replies”oh then can you work with knives and swords?” “Yes” Mark replies “Are you ok with taking away a life just because they work for mendax?” “yes” mark replies “well then we are doing a jewelry heist just 10 rules 1 don't kill innocent people 2 dont rob innocent people 3 don't kill hostages and thats it” “then mark puts on medieval armor and the gang goes to the jewelry store” “the gang bust through the jewelry store THIS IS A ROBBERY and mark smashs the display boxs and grabs the shiny jewelry he never thought how this was how the day would go but hey he wouldnt complain and then the cops come with swords out and mark is scared” “WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THE COPS GET IN HERE the man in the black armor says and the gang runs upstairs up the jewerly store and the other gang member jump out the window leaving mark and the leader of the gang then the police surround the building” “how are we gonna escape this hell hole mark says” “well its called bombs we throw a bomb at a alleyway and when it explodes they get distracted and we can fled you disagree” the leader says “yes you shouldnt do this ” mark says “Well still” “the leader gets a bomb and lights it then throw it at a alleyway and it explodes and the cops run to that alley way leaving a escape for mark” “the leader jumps out the window and fleds the scene leaving mark there” “HUH” mark screams “he looks at the ground he doesnt wants to jump but nor does he wanna face a 10 year sentence in prison so he jumps his hair flys in the wind as he makes a hard landing and it hurts like hell but adrenaline kicks in and mark runs in the streets like a wild dog it feels like a nightmare but he trips and falls and a cops catch up to him and has his sword out HANDS IN THE AIR the cop screams to mark” “mark world collapses This isnt it i dont wanna go to prison for 20 years” “LAST WARNING HANDS IN THE AIR” “mark in a act of pure rage grabs his sword and its his first sword fight and he stabs the cop in the stomach and slashs his arm and the cop collapses in pain and trying his best to fight back but mark was born for this and slashs the cop throat and the cop dies and mark runs away managing to get to the gang base where the other gang members are and mark has blood on him” “who did you kill” the leader says “a cop” mark replies “good they are corrupt last morning i saw a cop kill a person for stealing a damn burger pretty bad but the mendax company can just get more cops since their wealth” the leader says “well atleast the cops are just protected by a thin metal armor so its fine” the member named scott says “anyways we each get 10 grand from that jewelry store” the leader says and the leader name is dennis “everyone is happy but scott so mark goes to scott and says why arent you happy you just got 10 grand” “I didnt want to be in a gang as my wife got cancer and i didnt have enough money to get her treatment so i joined this gang but that isnt good because i have a daughter named charlie and you dont wanna find out why being a father and a gang member is bad the hard way” scott replies in a mad voice
@jeremiah70martinez14
@jeremiah70martinez14 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 who ever wrote the story should get a raise
@aidentrivett8302
@aidentrivett8302 Жыл бұрын
9:56 bro that instantly made me think of the goku appearing meme 🤣
@ntmawesome4967
@ntmawesome4967 Жыл бұрын
he was named kovid before covid was even a thing
@MiguelMartini-sv9oi
@MiguelMartini-sv9oi 2 ай бұрын
Joe never fails to tickle my pickle
@johnnyappleseed1927
@johnnyappleseed1927 Жыл бұрын
I was dying when he said they are weaker than me when they literally beat the shit out of him
@ScaleVR
@ScaleVR Жыл бұрын
3:14 LOL Bro we both started laughing are asses of at the same time lol
@kirby_vr7258
@kirby_vr7258 Жыл бұрын
joe i cant express how you make me smile (just in case no homo)
@Impnthatgoodcus
@Impnthatgoodcus 6 ай бұрын
joe always fails to make me sad
@aidencox9816
@aidencox9816 Жыл бұрын
Joe never fails to make me laugh
@yazankahla5742
@yazankahla5742 11 ай бұрын
12:09 had me in tears😂😭
@Themunnyman
@Themunnyman Жыл бұрын
Kovids dad looks like Steven Ogg from wish 💀
@CrawlyTheGnome43
@CrawlyTheGnome43 2 ай бұрын
Joe never fails to butter our buns
@ga-qn6we
@ga-qn6we Жыл бұрын
“i would’ve literally killed them from my skill🤓”
@brittanyd5172
@brittanyd5172 Жыл бұрын
NAH PART 10:24 HADE ME cracking up of laughter 😭
@Sxliid
@Sxliid Жыл бұрын
W video and btw keep up the grind joe your goin great with everything. I love your channel
@Teesavv11
@Teesavv11 Жыл бұрын
Bro u didnt even watch the whole thing yet
@Sxliid
@Sxliid Жыл бұрын
@@Teesavv11 I watch the videos in 30x speed
@Sxliid
@Sxliid Жыл бұрын
@Santa Claus 🌲 yo are you the real santa
@KeroKeroGrips12
@KeroKeroGrips12 Жыл бұрын
I deadass thought the girls name was gone be “Black Plague” or some shit 😂
@gigaved5649
@gigaved5649 Жыл бұрын
I've been following Joe for 21 months, 30 days and 7 hours for 12 minutes and 27 seconds
@Cat_God689
@Cat_God689 Жыл бұрын
Joe became joker for a second with the deagle moment
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 Жыл бұрын
I forgot Covid existed
@nicky23anims68
@nicky23anims68 6 ай бұрын
black spongebob
@BigBrainGamer58
@BigBrainGamer58 6 ай бұрын
@@nicky23anims68 black SpongeBob
@kaitlynbennett4975
@kaitlynbennett4975 Жыл бұрын
Bro oh my god literally every time I watch joe I start crying laughing no joke 😭
@xmemomaster1952
@xmemomaster1952 Жыл бұрын
The fact that I gotta deal with this exact same bullying for my name every day kinda makes this relatable
@dreadz314
@dreadz314 Жыл бұрын
What's your name
@xmemomaster1952
@xmemomaster1952 Жыл бұрын
Mike snickerpibbits@@dreadz314
@JovaJovenile-m4j
@JovaJovenile-m4j 9 ай бұрын
What’s your name?
@getbox8883
@getbox8883 Жыл бұрын
Joe you always make me lough and I love your videos😂😂
@optimusprimetillallareone483
@optimusprimetillallareone483 Жыл бұрын
Joe I got Rick rolled by a ad when watching this
@DR.BILLY_
@DR.BILLY_ Жыл бұрын
i cant watch this guy while i eat, bro is to funny.
@acewright2459
@acewright2459 Жыл бұрын
12:34 bowooooooo
@brokovnik
@brokovnik Жыл бұрын
Kid: My name is Kovid The two kids: *JoJo stance*
@notmason8859
@notmason8859 Жыл бұрын
Dawg they npc's 💀
@Tristen5555
@Tristen5555 Жыл бұрын
11:17 bro the “Johnson and Johnson” ☠️
@masterham2173
@masterham2173 Жыл бұрын
I hate reaction youtubers they are always so cringe but Joe is just different he is so much more funny. Great work Joe!
@camo658
@camo658 Жыл бұрын
saying mortal kombat his ass is actually cool ngl
@quivb
@quivb Жыл бұрын
0:04 he fineeee
@bobkeirstinchaves7064
@bobkeirstinchaves7064 Жыл бұрын
Ty man u always makes me laugh every time I watch
@TrentonWX1
@TrentonWX1 Жыл бұрын
Hi
@MintyBTD
@MintyBTD Жыл бұрын
U were the first to comment
@gloob70
@gloob70 Жыл бұрын
Bro why are these “bullies” acting like they’re in a god damn Steven King novel
@Dizzy_dyl
@Dizzy_dyl Жыл бұрын
Joe never fails to spread my cheeks and fill me up like a Twinkie 😩
@polosclips1917
@polosclips1917 Жыл бұрын
At 12:52, after Kovid kicks the boy, a345 pound starting defensive left tackle for the LSU Tigers men's football team runs into the playground and hitsticks Kovid to the ground fracturing his spine into 9 pieces.
@Casoking
@Casoking Жыл бұрын
5:20 😂😂😂😂😂 Mortal Combat his ass Edit:I would love to be named Kovid I would tell people I’m gonna give them Covid if they touch me
@Techoreddedits_maybe
@Techoreddedits_maybe 3 ай бұрын
*kombat*
@malinotterstrom882
@malinotterstrom882 6 ай бұрын
And the fact that covid educational blade is under the vid 😂
@dubnicko5747
@dubnicko5747 Жыл бұрын
1:42 ironically if you're a KZbinr COVID does hold the power of Voldemort
@SiameseOnMC
@SiameseOnMC Жыл бұрын
Joe : The Kid's Dead Also joe 1 second later : BOW WOW BOW BOOWO BOWOWOW
@rednt1357
@rednt1357 Жыл бұрын
2:56 Next thing you know "Lemme pull his underwear off..."
@notkhaiali
@notkhaiali Жыл бұрын
THE BLONDE KID LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE KID ON VICTORIOUS HE WAS BLONDE AND HE WAS ON THE EPISODE “ICE CREAM FOR KE$HA” AND IT WAS IN S3
@dedicategrinder88
@dedicategrinder88 7 ай бұрын
3:10 BRO GOT SCISSORS USED ON HIM LMAOOO 16/4/24
@dedicategrinder88
@dedicategrinder88 7 ай бұрын
3:53 LOL
@dedicategrinder88
@dedicategrinder88 7 ай бұрын
5:30 LMAOO WHAT
@KingSavageYT
@KingSavageYT Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I enjoy watching Samir Bhavnani just for the cringe.
@Overthyme
@Overthyme Жыл бұрын
This is probably the earliest I've been to a Joe video
@lobiseja3517
@lobiseja3517 Жыл бұрын
Its 3 am and i'm going to die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@sneakerdreams4410
@sneakerdreams4410 Жыл бұрын
bro said "hey man leave her alone!"
@Hippodik
@Hippodik Жыл бұрын
2:57 ayo what he boutta do? 😅
@itz_justniko
@itz_justniko 22 күн бұрын
3:35 buddy stole the pants from a scarecrow
@Lunasushi_9
@Lunasushi_9 7 ай бұрын
5:08 the what the flip was so funy!
@dxXRaiderXxb
@dxXRaiderXxb Жыл бұрын
Kovid used the wombo combo 💀
@Alfredo_freddy
@Alfredo_freddy Жыл бұрын
Joe, you make me laugh more than the show😂😂😂❤
@Yall-suck
@Yall-suck Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓
@music_lover_....
@music_lover_.... Жыл бұрын
"Tear his clothes!" "Let me rip his pants." THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD DUDE WHO IS WRITING THESE SCRIPTS 💀
@Ilovereaperleviathans
@Ilovereaperleviathans Жыл бұрын
Well i agree but On a different universe and on a world where it is in a similar timeline of medieval times and there is 6 billion people on the huge world and on one day Mark and his family is at his aunts wedding and it isnt at some random beach its the garden of a mendax manor and the mendax family owns a huge factory line making tons of boats and steel and other stuff the mendaxs companies has gone extra on their security and has alot of connections to police and military so anyone who messes with them is gonna have a rough time oh yeah the police are equiped with a sword and knight armor really cheap knight armor Chapter 1 Dominos At the wedding 19 year old mark is bored as heck and his life is boring nothing happening and his friends are typical and nothing special happens with them and mark is probably just gonna sit around then go do something typica and he couldnt even go in the 650 foot manor just look at it but he gets apporanched by his 17 brother Marcus and he says “Hey uhh kinda strange thing to ask for but wanna breach the mendax manor as i always wonder what was in their” then mark replied with “yeah just if we dont get caught the mendax familys had a short temper with trespassers” “Ok mark lets go!” *they sneak in the mendax manor by a window and the manor looks decked out with fancy stuff* “Marcus: Mark this looks like a palace no wonder why they upgraded their security” “Mark: They wont notice if we grab a few thousands of dollars worth of stuff wont they?” “Marcus: Is that a question they are a family with 50 billion dollars to spend, we can steal a whole room of stuff and they wont care that much'' *marcus steals a Nice sword worth 50K* “Mark: Man this is like a dream” *they see a commander of security and he notices them and yell HEY YOU CAN'T BE HERE THERE ISNT ANY TOURS GOING RIGHT NOW!* “the man grabs marcus wrist and yells at him Your both going to jail as you tried to steal sword” *marcus knew that going to jail would change his life and his family would be sued so he tosses his dads sword to mark and tells him to kill the commander and then mark swings the sword at the commanders neck killing him* “Marcus: We need to hide the body NOW” “mark: got it” *they put the commanders body under a rarely used guest bed then they run to back to the wedding and pretend they didn't kill a person* “Marcus: Uhhh mark where did you put my sword at?” “mark: Near the dead body?” “marcus: Dude how dumb are you it has my dads first name and last name on it they will easily find out who killed the person” “mark: yeah we are pretty dead” *then 15 security guards and the co owner of mendax Boats making and oil making factories and they are heavily armed with swords” “michael mendax: You two are getting arrested for killing one of our important workers” “michaels security and police arrest the 2 aunts and they are brought to court however they lose the court and the 2 aunts get in prison and soon the family gets sued by michael mendaxs for 1 million dollars the family are poor then one day mark is sitting in his room before school and mark puts the cocaine bag in his closet then walks to school he gets bullied for being poor and mugged by gang members then mark thinks to himself” (i cannot pay this debt by slaving myself to a bad job” so he goes to a gang member base and knocks on the door” “a buff man in a winter coat opens the door then he says The hell are you little highschooler doing here” “Mark:I need money my family is in debt and i hate working a boring backbreaking job for the rest of my life” “the man says Well follow me. Mark follows the man while he notices a other dude walk behind him with a pocketknife and” “mark sits on a couch with 7 other men in armor and the one in black armorer says “Hello random kid why are you here” mark replies with “i'm the one that killed one of mendaxs workers'' the man replies”oh then can you work with knives and swords?” “Yes” Mark replies “Are you ok with taking away a life just because they work for mendax?” “yes” mark replies “well then we are doing a jewelry heist just 10 rules 1 don't kill innocent people 2 dont rob innocent people 3 don't kill hostages and thats it” “then mark puts on medieval armor and the gang goes to the jewelry store” “the gang bust through the jewelry store THIS IS A ROBBERY and mark smashs the display boxs and grabs the shiny jewelry he never thought how this was how the day would go but hey he wouldnt complain and then the cops come with swords out and mark is scared” “WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THE COPS GET IN HERE the man in the black armor says and the gang runs upstairs up the jewerly store and the other gang member jump out the window leaving mark and the leader of the gang then the police surround the building” “how are we gonna escape this hell hole mark says” “well its called bombs we throw a bomb at a alleyway and when it explodes they get distracted and we can fled you disagree” the leader says “yes you shouldnt do this ” mark says “Well still” “the leader gets a bomb and lights it then throw it at a alleyway and it explodes and the cops run to that alley way leaving a escape for mark” “the leader jumps out the window and fleds the scene leaving mark there” “HUH” mark screams “he looks at the ground he doesnt wants to jump but nor does he wanna face a 10 year sentence in prison so he jumps his hair flys in the wind as he makes a hard landing and it hurts like hell but adrenaline kicks in and mark runs in the streets like a wild dog it feels like a nightmare but he trips and falls and a cops catch up to him and has his sword out HANDS IN THE AIR the cop screams to mark” “mark world collapses This isnt it i dont wanna go to prison for 20 years” “LAST WARNING HANDS IN THE AIR” “mark in a act of pure rage grabs his sword and its his first sword fight and he stabs the cop in the stomach and slashs his arm and the cop collapses in pain and trying his best to fight back but mark was born for this and slashs the cop throat and the cop dies and mark runs away managing to get to the gang base where the other gang members are and mark has blood on him” “who did you kill” the leader says “a cop” mark replies “good they are corrupt last morning i saw a cop kill a person for stealing a damn burger pretty bad but the mendax company can just get more cops since their wealth” the leader says “well atleast the cops are just protected by a thin metal armor so its fine” the member named scott says “anyways we each get 10 grand from that jewelry store” the leader says and the leader name is dennis “everyone is happy but scott so mark goes to scott and says why arent you happy you just got 10 grand” “I didnt want to be in a gang as my wife got cancer and i didnt have enough money to get her treatment so i joined this gang but that isnt good because i have a daughter named charlie and you dont wanna find out why being a father and a gang member is bad the hard way” scott replies in a mad voice Intro: you understand what happened last month? Good so your job is too grab the evidence in the pizzeria to win our case, now grabbing pieces of animatronics may sound very safe however the animatronics are on and ready to attack however you can worn them out by showing up at 12AM and going to the office to be a night guard for 12 to 6 and monday to sunday however there are risk so be careful and you know what happens if they catch you. Phone call one: hey you made it so let me explain the animatronics and listen closely or you will die like the kids last month so let's start with the withereds so after the event they are acting weird and if they are in a restricted then active a loud red strobe alarm however the alarm wont stop until you press a button which isnt in your office its in the party rooms or in the toy animatronic stage and listen if you dont press the button in time it will active All of the animtronics and you would get ambush in no time however dont worry about getting out the office as you just have to be quick. Yeah thats all i have to say i hope you survive to 6AM Evidence search: Hello you survive to 6AM it might of been hard but it was a beginning so you will have to grab bonnies right arm to use in court which might sound easy however the withereds are lurking if they catch you well i hope you never find that out. But dont worry as you can lure the withered out of your sight by using a audio and the lights are off so its harder for them to find you and if you hear breathing then stop moving as it means they can see you and then if they dont see you then lure them out by using the audio button on your screen then once there out of your range then find the thing and bring it to a area i hope you dont die. Phone call 2: hey its night 2 so glad to have you back so toy bonnie is actived and he is in
@yapyapyup
@yapyapyup 9 ай бұрын
@@Ilovereaperleviathansyappsvile needs their mayor back
@catherine5509
@catherine5509 Жыл бұрын
2:54 he sounds like he’s laughimb 💀
@Kahoneki
@Kahoneki Жыл бұрын
blessed be thou when joe uploads
@DrBeam-xz6hg
@DrBeam-xz6hg 6 ай бұрын
These videos are Fire
@richiebeard3
@richiebeard3 Жыл бұрын
5:10 coolest dad ever 😆
@blakecoco3124
@blakecoco3124 Жыл бұрын
that was an amazing comedy, 10/10
@enviousprofusion42
@enviousprofusion42 Жыл бұрын
3:12 bros drip got destroyed💀
@CylisSam
@CylisSam 10 ай бұрын
Joe never fails to make me scream and cream with joy
@zettabytegd
@zettabytegd 6 ай бұрын
I love how at 12:40 bro was crawling on his broken arm and putting all his weight on it 💀💀
@brodybennett4088
@brodybennett4088 Жыл бұрын
try watching this in class 😂 funniest video by far
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