Joe Budden Gets ROBBED and Share's the Story | The JBP Reacts

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[@jona1han2k4]

“They shaped him up” 😂😂😂😂 that is a wild analogy for getting robbed in front of a barbershop

[@49thlaw]

He a wild boy for that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Noog6284]

Yup

[@randytw6319]

😂😂

[@Don_Thomas_]

I literally LOL...hahahha

[@King_S1000]

Dis man roasted him the entire time 😂

[@gunnyo50]

Joe is an absolute nutcase. In the heat of a fight, he has a song pops into his mind when another guy tries to bash his head in. Joe is nuts 😂

[@brandonpenn9887]

Hes lying lol

[@rjm__]

@@brandonpenn9887nah I got robbed at gunpoint while drunk outside a restaurant, dude almost gave me a headshot because I was laughing the whole time thinking about random drunk shit he end up just pistol whipping me and took my car keys and threw it em in the alley

[@PardonThePosh]

😂

[@christianchapman920]

Must be a "Virgo" thing lol "Eye of The Tiger"

[@BigNak364]

As serious is the topic, the narrative is funny because if you have survived being robbed, the only thing you can do is turn it into a story that makes you laugh!!!!

[@nickdavinci2196]

Facts

[@-Always_Right-]

Someone once went in my work truck in Jamaica, Queens and took a folder with $920 in it lmao no way to make that story funny

[@MrBojangles2020]

@@-Always_Right- someone just stole from you its different lol

[@KobraDaWolf]

This NEEDS to be animated 🤣

[@vitotntceo]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@jimiarizola9871]

YES 🔥🤣

[@taunupe86]

"They shaped him up" was a perfect ending.🤣🤣🤣

[@Los150]

Mel: “Couldn’t you have gunned the engine?!” “This ain’t Smokey & the Bandit!” 😂

[@Skywalker721]

9:26 “Cutting diamonds” 14:20 “why didn’t you just gun the engine?” & 15:11 “they shaped him up.” This is where this podcast shines. Legendary moments. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dejahturner16]

Why is Joe's wanted level ⭐⭐⭐? He needs security😅😂

[@vitotntceo]

Yooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 not 3 stars tho lmfao

[@NoMoney67]

The song that plays in your head depends if you’re winning or losing the fight. 😂

[@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669]

When you hear that “emergency broadcast signal “ it’s a rap…..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DuhTractor]

Wrap

[@pauloliver8976]

You got about three haymakers to throw hoping they land, and if none land, the second you get touched, its black out

[@pwhite3352]

Fam, I absolutely lost it when Joe started singing kung fu fighting. Omfg

[@Jaleney]

Closing comment had me crying laughing holy shit

[@bigampple6662]

What did he say? lol

[@robsnow2099]

@@bigampple6662 "They shaped him up" Double entendre, Joe couldn't let that one gon😂

[@mapitizat]

And if you notice, he waited for the right second. Ish knew damn well what he was doing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jaleney]

@@mapitizat he knew exactly what he was doing lmao!

[@TheArtist_Larry]

“They shaped him up” and “cutting diamonds” is some cold lugs for yo homie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@strongman410]

This is why I don't blame my brothers and sisters when they turn their back on the hood and never come back once they made it big smart

[@solodolo4098]

Yup I wished some of my old friends snapped out of it. It fkn sucks and its a horrible feeling because the hood dont love you. Man rest in power Kings and Queens.

[@ladygoodmen7399]

Mine is "Never scared." 😂 👊🤛🤜👊

[@NoneHigher]

Mines Is BIA BIA - LIL JOHN 😅 HULK MODE AFTER THAT

[@BallerBrownsWorldMusic1]

Both songs are great selections and very applicable to the situation💯… 😂😂😂!

[@GeronFletcher]

Naw mine is crime mob! Knuck if you buck

[@KobraDaWolf]

​@@GeronFletcher you probably black out too, huh? That's mine 😂

[@GeronFletcher]

@@KobraDaWolf hell yeah that’s whole crime mob album forreal lol

[@2muchReality7ven]

This my fave video. The group being open about their experiences is dope to see instead of hearing about all the other celebritites. Ish was wildn on Joe with the wordplay but Joe had me rolling because he was quick to catch it Haha

[@PharaohChin]

Watching Ish and Joe try to get off that couch like senior citizens had me crying! 😂🤣😭

[@nyy1144]

Cuttin diamonds is wild lol

[@KlintwallsArt]

The George Michael part had me creasing 😂

[@freethinkerstv2112]

Malisa ford swinging that foot is mesmerizing

[@twinscoupe]

You a freak

[@svilleballa]

With the high black heel and ankles showing ❤❤❤

[@toxiccylon]

Stems , feet and legs 🤤

[@deesee2051]

Yeah to a bunch of weirdos

[@mrkool9009]

this is classic joe. story telling, jokes and him playing it up just right to get the crew to throw jabs. this is art as far as im concerned. bravo joe

[@mauriceh8947]

🗣️ "They shaped him up"💇🏿‍♂️💈😂😂

[@GratitudeGriot]

perfect way to end this clip 😂 this story never gets old. hope we get a JBP cartoon out of this 😂

[@twinscoupe]

Cutting diamonds is hilarious

[@LutherVandals]

This was giving old jbp energy man. I haven't laughed this much at a clip in a minute

[@EchosoulDemo]

facts

[@monicabrandt6234]

ALL jokes aside glad u ok, JOE.. Seriously in this day and age people get shot and killed even when they comply. I'm sure the crew is happy they are seeing you and you are ok...

[@JetSetAnime]

Yo, Ish was on one 😂😂

[@michael43567]

6:44 "don't drop anymore of these" lmao

[@tieuellegacy]

That entire "gun the engine" + "shut yo white..." segment is off the chain.

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

mel is out of touch im not even from the hood and even i know you dont move when they got that thing aimed at you

[@SlangRev1]

The way Joe hopped off that couch at the end was wild...

[@FreePlayMode]

Imagine this conversation attempting to be had while Rory & Mal were still there... - Joe: So I got into a fight. Dude stole off on me. You ever get stole on and a song just start playing in your head to let you know you're still up.... - Mal: Having music play in your head during a fight is craaaaaaaaaazy. - Rory: Is that what's gonna happen when we fight? - Joe: Talkin about the fight, and the implications - Mal: *texting on his phone...* - Joe: So Rory, when you and Ak gonna fight? You got smoke for him right? - Rory: Why you gotta bring that up....

[@nillyboomer345]

Bad take

[@nillyboomer345]

So now what we get the version with the yes men

[@devilinthedetails8350]

☝🏿 This is hate! 😂

[@food4j]

@@nillyboomer345 Nah it’s just the version with people that are gonna try and participate

[@ceeaz1633]

Bro said I’m cuttin diamonds 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Coast2CoastGoat]

Don’t snatch it I got you🤣🤣🤣

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

Joe had on jewelry on 145th at 1pm he's wildin 😂😂😂

[@AFN12315]

1pm

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

@@AFN12315 good looking I'm about to edit now.

[@jrallday]

Everybody was kung fu fighting 😂😂😂

[@rustyhornzinstrumentalist-7596]

Mel - "Wait Why Didn't You Just Gun The Engine? "Yo, Mel They Got Guns!" - Mel, "Yeah, But You Know" " - What?! 🤣

[@AllsparkSupremacy]

Joe's face after the "shaped him up" line made this clip😂 🎤 drop moment

[@michael43567]

Joe is funnier than 90% of comedians

[@NoMercyTVNetwork]

real ones remember Ice going at Meek on Twitter and Meek putting out Ice getting robbed

[@asterik917]

Every time Mel talk she remind you she from Canada. Shorty them chains and shit can be replaced, you life can’t, just gone give that shit up because you knew you wasn’t supposed to be there. 😂

[@Turfbaby831]

No man has a song that kicks in his head while he is fighting! I just wanna make that 100% clear😂

[@RoseKare]

Joey said nah this new chain bruh. Not today 😂

[@trzarector]

The speed off from the robbery sounds perfect until you try it and then all you see is the robbers with the GTA animations when you get 'WASTED'.

[@khalilwilson3115]

Damn Melyssa you really dont get it . I see

[@rheylew]

They shaped him up is hilarious lmaoo

[@trevonnebell954]

Joe ‘they shaped em up’ Budden

[@lamon2112]

Whenever Joe gets up to get Ish is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

[@DaLumpy1]

Yo. "Get a Corona", sweatshirts with no hoodies and sweatpants with no pockets is hiLArious lmao

[@thobilemditshwa8799]

When is the Umar joint coming out on Tube ya'll🤔

[@latricemorris977]

At this point My Boy Joe Needs 24 hours security because it’s no reason why anyone should be in armed reach of Joe period, Yall playing this isn’t funny to me

[@blaxsmith]

The George Michael shit got me in tears

[@WFPN]

CUTTIN DIAMONDS IS HILAAAAARIOUS😂

[@regisking3857]

That’s what makes this podcast number 1 to me. You get people feeling of being part of the room and laughing with you. Mad love from Africa

[@hayze2711]

He’s not lying 😂😂😂 Wild Out ! Is the song I hear 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[@hiphopbreaux]

I hear Ante Up 😂😂😂

[@caper087]

“No don’t snatch it, I got you” hahhhaha

[@nastchristo7729]

By far one of the best drops in a minute 😂😂

[@DooSanchez]

Real shit, “kung fu fighting” always came to my mind when I used to fight in my 20s.

[@jowahorn659]

Joe needs too stay home 😂😂😂

[@anthonygriggs8073]

I have a dog that stay in knuck if you buck mode 😂😂she stay buck

[@ImperialVon]

Please label these with the episode number so I can double back on patreon

[@MCMcThriller]

Ish was on point on this episode lmfao

[@jordanmoultrie9033]

“He cut diamonds” 😂😂😂 savage

[@dr.dionpeoples]

That other pod sent some goons! 😅😂😅

[@nuggetfresh9641]

😅😅😅

[@toteknowledge]

Wow never knew that happened with his On Top chain. Thought he just stopped rocking it

[@SuspenceMC]

Ish was cooking with the lines

[@josheasy6716]

Sometimes what they laugh at is not funny but I guess I gotta be in the room w/ them nd feel the energy to experience it

[@110metsfan]

It’s our go to defense mechanism, but shit is traumatizing

[@DrzPapi126]

I know they tryna make light of the situation, but nah it aint funny

[@Skywalker721]

It is when you survive & you’re prospering in life. 😂

[@Wheel_VCL]

Robbers shoulda drawn clown emojis on his forehead before leaving 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BougieeBitxhBangaa]

Why tf were you in MotherGaston !!! 🤣 You was asking for it at that point !!!

[@73atman86]

This is old as hell

[@KingBeastBDE]

I was listening to the audio the other day and was crying. Watching the video is even better 😭😭😭😭😭

[@r.howard2774]

Cutting diamonds. 😂😂

[@Sampson_Matt_]

That high pitched sound boy oh boy 😂😂😂

[@growingupbrooklynpodcast]

Flip should have known from the Mike Tyson stories that nothing good happens on Mother Gaston Blvd "anytime" of the day if you not from the area.

[@dizzyslug6522]

That used be Joe and Mal 😢

[@eaglessixersfankeepingitre3247]

Yo Yo Yo, if Joe had gotten slept in 4k, damn, them Ninjas would be dubbing that ish to Amigos “Icetray”! 😂😂😂

[@BigbigBotanist]

This story make me think about the intro

[@jojocapone100]

He was cutting diamonds 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Ben-Stepner]

JBP, why did u guys put an apostrophe in the word shares🤔🤔🤔

[@chillinggiffy4285]

Joe gets caught so much. Joe don't know how to move smh

[@dejagreenwood1755]

Mel 3:12 and ish 15:12 had me crying this entire video

[@NOBLEPAIGEPATRICK]

driving off kinda make sense lol

[@lonnieroberts5409]

My mom got her thumb blown off grabbing the gun pointed at her. Technically a save

[@toteknowledge]

This was fucking comedy!

[@Flossy718]

Melyssa ruins every pod, clip and compilation for me.

[@the1jah]

Pokemon battle theme song comes on when sheeeiits about to go down

[@kudakwashemwashayenyi4752]

No lie...I get songs in my head too when fighting

[@30215PAPE]

Damn sound like its alot experience of gettin stole on on that couch 😂 i ain't suprised

[@KeenanAvery]

My song is Mortal KOMBAT!! 😂😂😂

[@nicobean5064]

My fight song is what you know about that by tip😂😂

[@jdott8146]

Ante up remix 👊🏿😅

[@MannyManhattanMusic]

Who need beatz🔥🔥

[@MaineOnMMA]

What’s the link?

[@parkinthetrap6687]

Stringless hoodies 😂😂😂

[@delsem]

Great ending.

[@DallasDelight1]

Wheew! Mel is so YT! 😅

[@Quiet_Ignorance]

Ish cooked Joe a couple times in this segment 🤣

[@fatcatpeople]

Not my boyyy! Ish wrong.

[@em5993]

Eye of the tiger 🤜🤛

[@Followthedrip]

If I had 120k on my neck and got robbed I wouldn’t pay for it back because I would report it stolen and get my money back from the insurance 😂😂😂 7:38