Britain's Got No Talent Part 1

[@wickedlateok1697]

"ARE YOU CLAIMING THIS IS HOMOEROTIC??!?" "Well mate you said it not me"

[@ludoprieur6240]

- Do you think we got talent ? - NOOOOOO !

[@rtlinson]

That 15 year old was well mature for his age

[@JaSchAirbourne]

2:05 "Why are you arguing with me when I just saved your life?" xDDD

[@JosTipker]

Omg he invented the duck-multiplier!

[@arserobinson7118]

it was incredible he actually cloned domino the duck.

[@Marispider]

What I would of done at 5:20 as him: **raises arms in the air** _EUREKA!_ I've created a cloning device! ...Not exactly what I expected, but close enough!

[@ramama333]

"setting your pubes on fire" I DIED XDDD

[@noway1576]

setting his pubes on fire for the queen

[@oreobird5227]

The Ducks, AWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!

[@tonedeaf7672]

OreoBird i love the dick

[@bttfmcfly100]

German Guy:Did you enjoyed it? Auidience:YEAHH! German Guy:Do you want to hear more? Audience:YEAHH!! German Guy:Do you think we have talent? Audience:NOOOO!!!!! xDDDDD epic fail

[@theamazingpancake2489]

lol "It's a nein thank you"

[@ZuccaEZagara]

Simon's humour is freaking! He's great!!!

[@namm256]

Look at the three Xs at the top. We see Piers, Amanda, Simon - but, as seen from the audience, it should be Simon, Amanda, Piers - and proof comes a few seconds later...

[@XFriendsForNeverX]

The two hosts are my favourite part of this show!

[@ethansocialnz]

I ROFL when Simon took Amanda's hand and pressed the buzzer!! xD GOTTA LOVE SIMON!!

[@steviechan139]

5:58 Domino the duck: "Screw this idiot! I'm going home.

[@AmbyAstro]

the random rectangle popups are annoying... stop it

[@aadams1006]

Yes, they're annoying. You can turn the annotations off.

[@foojuice101]

"Look, I've got to be honest. I felt slightly uncomfortable through some of that. I've got-" "You didn't let us finish!" "Well, I've got three sons and frankly, if I ever catch them doing anything like this, then-" "Are you claiming this is homoerotic?!" "Um...well, you said it mate, not me." XD

[@aspenrebel]

When a magic trick goes awry!! That cracked me up!! I thought when he fired the cannon, a bunch of feathers was going to come shooting out, and Amanda was going to scream. The duck falls out of the cannon and starts walking around for everyone to see.

[@sakuramikuluv2134]

you know the video is going to be bad when there's a massive red info tape moving across the screen, blocking the act. i want to laugh at the people with no talent, not cringe at the way someone made the video.

[@AnInocentBystander12]

Amanda's reaction to the fire guy was priceless

[@ULTDude]

Do you think we've got Talent?!? Audience: NOOOO!!!!

[@ChildofThranduil]

"it's a nein" freakin lol! That was the best part. That guy was starting to get annoying shouting all the time...

[@sergeidave]

"Listen to this crowd: 'Did you like it??', Yes! 'Would you like to see more??', Yes!, 'Do you think we've got talent??'... (a loooong milisecond pause), NOOOOOO!!" -LMAO

[@lfarzim]

OMG the duck sense is awesome lol

[@steviechan139]

"I have a beautiful girlfriend in the audience!" I'm guessing she's a beautiful ex-girlfriend after that performance. :P

[@MissReesesCup]

Stevie Chan 😂😂😂good one

[@spongemonkey27]

aww...thats mean to those kids. Great compilation, loving it, thanks. Although, the filming on this show is crap. You hardly see the act, you just see the judges and the hosts.

[@takedownroddy]

"You are increasingly unnerving us- please be quiet" LOL

[@marcher73]

i've never been so happy to see link cover-ups before,..thank you! xD

[@cazfarri]

I actually think that the German dancing nerd was cute.

[@MSW96]

+cazfarri I know you made this comment a year ago but I agree, I find him attractive :3

[@effie1349]

He had a beautiful girlfriend in the audience, somewhere up there

[@dmf1301]

With the "Non-German, Non-clog dancing group"... I absolutely knew from Simon's expression from the start that he was going to push his buzzer the second they started... and I was right! :p

[@lauradanceingqueen]

i

[@bensisko3]

6:51 Schuhplattler is just as much Bavarian as it is bloody Austrian. I hate that this jerk is trying to sell it as Austrian to everybody...

[@ThatScrubKid]

"Why are you arguing with me, when I just saved your life" lol

[@wardmccreery4692]

In Socal there is a radio station and they did an ad for Ring of Fire hemorrhoid cream!! I never forgot it!!

[@TheTradge]

hahaha! the song after that 2nd guy, "great balls of fire"! so appropriate =P

[@TheAmel16]

The Duck , Epic Fail xDDDD

[@willsguitarvideos]

Does anyone else love the sound that ducks make?

[@MrLolsgamer]

That duck's high on quack

[@DrewOnThaTrackKay]

i see what you did there

[@4r1777]

hey have you tried the new stuff called quack

[@keianawhite7358]

LMAO!! :D

[@MichaelAdams375]

That magic one should've gotten a yes, even though he messed it up

[@dongxuemo4090]

Michael Adams i actually reckon he did all that on purpose, for laughs, like that comedian (forget his name, the one that died on stage) but i guess, that jokes old now...

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Michael Adams Ew, no. His act was corny as hell and he had no charisma, it would've been awful even as well if he hasn't messed up and humiliated himself in international TV.

[@MohammedMandour9]

the duck man killed me, the duck trolled him DUCKOLOLOLOL

[@TheElvenKeys]

with that red annotation over the scrolling text i'll never be able to read it.

[@machomano207]

This was so funny. I want to watch more LOL

[@serendipitous671]

NO MORE RED LINE OF TEXT, JESUS

[@walrus3479]

2007

[@TsarIvanIV]

I love Amanda's face at 3:19....could not stop laughing...poor lady. XD

[@ONLYBlubby]

That Schuhplattler was pretty good :)

[@NemisisTempt101]

"DO YOU THINK WE'VE GOT TALENT!?" "NO!!" Epic fail XD

[@-skif-7389]

Can someone please please tell me the song at 4:17 ? Thank you

[@chancewebster7953]

Julius Kvaraciejus steve miller band. Abracadabra

[@oliviaandmusic2667]

Host: "and they didnt even get to the arse slapping...." lol :P

[@jonlawrence19]

looll y r u arguing wit me when i just saved ur life!! lmao the duck!!!!

[@amarsbarr]

thanks for the upload joedawg9!!!! :D

[@medievalist]

I love how Amanda was worried about the duck!

[@JieCyue]

the duck is helarious ..hahahahaha

[@kidragakas]

No matter how kind you are, German children will be kinder 😜

[@paulspydar]

well the Queen is German , she should love the slappers...lol

[@cwsakura37]

I'm German too lol

[@FatEd2012]

Reffering to the first one:Trusting too much kills.

[@3ANA3ANA3]

the first performance is how he disciplined his daughter when she was younger

[@kylebulger4240]

The first one the music didn’t stop on cue when they hit the buzzer

[@Desson1A]

He just says what everybody would, but hes the only one that is honest enough... Hes awesome!

[@bugisami]

The Domino the Duck guy is hilarious, and actually funnier than most comedians. He has a future.

[@paulziolo9241]

I wouldn’t have minded if they’d done the Monty Python Fish Slapping Dance...

[@MaritsView]

02:07 LOL owned hahaha 04:51 amanda l love ya for that 05:31 hahahahahahha FAIL 07:45 ITS CUTE 08:22 - 08:27 HAHA NICE TO FAIL

[@ResettisReplicas]

whenever they have an act that involves fire or knives or both, I always hope that the buzzer breaks their concentration with hilarious results

[@Niennapo]

"Did you enjoy it? Yeeeees!!!! Would you like to see more? Yeeeees!!!! Do you think we've got talent? Noooooooo!!!!" XD

[@ABALLAM3]

Amanda's face at 3:18 is unforgettable! LOL

[@geetarwanabe]

LOL LOOK AT THE GIRL CLAPPING AT 1.25 HAHAHA her reaction says it all!

[@ShailarChina]

GEEE WHIIZ THANKS BGT FOR CLOSING UP ON THAT FIRE THING FOR ME

[@davidholland4489]

Which season is this

[@TOMrJack]

the duck guy was VERY funny ;) He good carry on this way :p

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

I feel like the duck guy comes across foolish enough to actually launch that bird into the air, but the judges give him a chance and indeed he does attempt a very basic "magic" trick but then that completely falls apart and it wouldn't have even been good if it worked.

[@DeLaHeaven]

rofl when the duck jumps out of the cannon :) ducked indeed

[@Nucklelos]

I mean they think they got talent. I think we can expect anything from them... even kill a duck on tv xD

[@erhector]

"why are you arguing with me when I've just saved your life?"

[@FireOfJagz]

Thes austrian dancers, just hilarious!! hahahaa

[@HackerActivist]

They stopped after he threw them all... how did that save her?

[@daniberenson9338]

Really cool of David Walliams, calling a bunch of kids gay because of their nerdy hobby. Any decent network would fire his ass in an instance. Not even mentioning the fact that Simon Cowell is long past due a serious beating. How do you citizens of the uk allow such disrespect towards you as viewers?

[@TheBlueMember]

The last act of this video was like in charge of tutors from "Vinger" who normally gets much recognition by regular people who even don't know that also an act that could be happen was made by them who acted not by their tutors. :) Big recognition for them by me that they don't call themselves good enough yet to even act on global talent show! :)

[@rickysmyth]

simon: its a nein LOL

[@coal1987]

¨Did anybody order an indian?¨ LOL

[@Melinacabin]

Besides the part where two boys slow danced, I thought the shoe dancers were pretty cool. I would have liked to see more.

[@bobsaget6773]

at 9:30 did the kid at the far right finger the crowd or wave them?

[@nadiafrederika]

I'm so happy and thankful that the duck didn't explode...

[@andrhans]

3:18 THAT FACE!! XDXDXD

[@gkyriak380]

The "Duck Transporter" candidate attempted to trick the judges into believing that he could actually move a duck to a sealed cage just by firing a cannon. In my opinion, he is lucky to have the second duck discovered on stage at that time, because had it been found at a later point, his disqualification would be more disgraceful - with the possibility of additional deception penalties / fines included.

[@AgentChaos747]

George Kyriakakis Not really. It's a magic act, all magic acts are deceptive. They allow magicians to "cheat" because that's what magic acts are.

[@E2704G]

i hate him because it doesn't mean that because he don't like the audition, that means that the other judges also hate the audition. and even once amanda got angry for him...

[@TVLGTX]

1:16 That guys laugh 'n face hahahaha xD

[@Hilarygirl93]

That duck is so cute!!

[@aegyoaigoo21]

Amanda looks so happy at 6:40 :D

[@movieholic-92]

I'm sobbing from laughing so hard! Noooo!

[@Flighn]

Hehe I cried from laughing so much at that.

[@SaturnineXTS]

poor duck transporter guy. So pwned :D

[@VagrantVideoViewer]

3:18 What is Amanada looking at? 3:50 THATS WHAT SHES LOOKING AT! LMFAO

[@Haelstrome]

"DID YOU ENJOY IT!?" YAAAA "DO YOU WANT TO SEE MORE!?" ya "DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TALENT!?" NOOOOOOO Owned.

[@stephenireland3816]

I think roast duck will be on the menu tonight!

[@DairyPirate]

To be fair, on the last act, schuhplattling is great entertainment and they didn't get to it. Though it was mainly their fault, as there are plenty of songs which go straight into schuhplattling and still look good. This is coming from a plattler, btw.

[@cauia21]

YES! The ducks are the cutest thing!

[@E2704G]

yes i know that the aduitions weren't good, but at that moment when i saw him press the buzzer i got angry for him, but anyways altough they press each others buzer it is still a great show and i really wish to find out how i can see the 3 rd edition live online, cause i am not from england.

[@TheUnpaidCounsellor]

Brilliant! Did you enjoy it? YES! Do you want to see more? YES! Have we got talent? NO!!! Funniest thing I've seen!

[@writersblock989]

Lol the poor magician guy

[@moximousmask7540]

That duck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@IdaKeepsSwimming]

the last one was hilarious:)