American Idol Weird Contestants & Auditions

[@christophercollins3632]

“I AM a superstar! Just ask…one of my therapists!” Unintentionally one of the funniest things ever on TV.

[@SuraDoes]

The way he said “one of” 😂😂😂

[@matttheman9740]

I really hope that guy was joking ..

[@jesusisgod2953]

Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell? The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell. John 1:1,14 KJV In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us, 1 John 3:8 KJV He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Isaiah 9:6 KJV For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. John 1:10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and THE WORLD KNEW HIM NOT.

[@allanbard6048]

"...World War 80" slays me.

[@jakethepillowsnake5302]

I want to be friends with him.

[@Anna.T.]

Mary is like straight out of the 70s. The way she talks, looks, dresses…

[@stajkaheinecke1878]

I literally thought this is a audition from the 70s.😲

[@SacredFire777]

That red shirt.

[@cliffbrown1798]

I think the Mary Roach sketch is scripted.

[@stajkaheinecke1878]

@@cliffbrown1798 looked too realistic to be scripted...

[@cliffbrown1798]

@@stajkaheinecke1878 Absolutely nothing is in these “reality” shows is completely non-scripted. The producers plan scenarios, and have conversations with everyone involved. Anyone who thinks these are real is a fool.

[@Holden2003hr]

I am a superstar. You can ask my family.

[@blackputa5319]

you can ask one of my therapist

[@sabalghoo]

"Friend", Not Friends! lol

[@josheaton7864]

Jedi Knight Holden Ryan ask my only friend chinchilla who is dead cause he saw my performance

[@Holden2003hr]

Josh Eaton Lol, your comment made me think, which is worse,death or listening to this idiot try to be funny in his nasally voice...too close to call...

[@ayeletuma]

Holden Ryan " yeah actually don't because they think I'm delusional "

[@wanderingseth]

I want more Ian Benardo. He might be talentless and suffering from terrible mental health but you could give him his own show and I'd be glued to the screen.

[@VixK_11]

Agreeeed! In love with his chinchilla tho😂

[@Haley._213]

right ? he is so entertaining. i hope he's going good 😌

[@GonzoShitcock]

I think he'd get fired from his own show...😅😅😅😅😅

[@wanderingseth]

@@GonzoShitcock oh absolutely. I think that's a given haha I read something somewhere about how he's still around but his mental health is exactly what you'd expect it to be and he's a bit of a sad case

[@MissManaged84]

He is an actor. It was an act lol.

[@kayla123ism]

Mary could definitely do voice acting or maybe the people who narrate audio books? Her speaking voice is actually very nice and relaxing

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

True. Very soothing.

[@mickeym98]

@@GaryYork-tk2ow especially when she talks about her voices 🥲

[@xtonibx5770]

I always think about her speaking voice when i see her audition. It sounds so calm and elegant.

[@rengina484]

Her voice is similar to Ada Wong's voice in the original Resident Evil 4

[@carolinaanaocroa2793]

Asmr

[@ubergamer2010]

Mary's "Not too shabby!" gets me every time ☠️

[@simrdownmon6431]

Good news, Mary...You get to keep your name.

[@SH.tentacionlover]

Lol same

[@Vivungisport]

Actually, it was shabby.

[@Alhaitham.947]

Right on! 😂

[@karenoconnor4180]

It’s so weird , I saw a comment that said she’s some sort of stand up comedian and the whole thing was supposed to be one big joke/ spoof .. but what’s the point if you’re the only one laughing at your inside joke ?? The whole world thinks your nuts ! 😳 ( I mean the internet is pretty much forever, right ? )

[@chelseaallysa4203]

“I’m not gonna have a British person tell me what an American idol is”🤣🤣😭 Ian is iconic

[@jonathanman8299]

Not iconic he is soo gay and no shame 😂

[@bam_taiga7120]

Lol 😂 "I'm not gonna have the creator of American Idol tell me what an American Idol is"

[@orysmorey]

@@bam_taiga7120he created agt bgt etc too:D but ye that’s why there’s “one” british judge but ur comment funny

[@kfields4980]

Was he a minuteman in his past life?

[@crystalbluebutterfly]

Not even close!

[@princesidon413]

“Why isn’t anybody qwalling” Ian is one of the greatest people ever.

[@SUPERSPAZD]

BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😂

[@coffeeninja2852]

Hey hey hey

[@HugoCornellier]

"I'm calling National Geographic to let them know that the dodo bird is not extinct. It's in there and it's name is Simon Cowell" LMAO

[@Coopertrooper47]

Yooo

[@user-go2rh9yg8i]

*And i... ooop*

[@artnologic9527]

😂 that part hilarious

[@Laughingtogether23]

Lmao

[@lifeofadolly8249]

Hugo Cornellier I’m dead lmao 😂😂

[@lochdnessie5703]

on Mary Roach's audition when she says "All my friends say I have an amazing voice" The you hear Randy's "Whaaaaaaaaat" almost killed me lol

[@JayJay-cm1iy]

me too watch it over and over just for that part.

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

what a complete unhinged off her meds lunatic!

[@dopequeencherlloyd4life964]

Its Mary Roat

[@lochdnessie5703]

+Dope Queen Cher lloyd4 life!! 0:03

[@babyletsswing]

"they're also saying Mark McGrath is hot.. " the voices in her head lololol 😂

[@ceci7962]

Ian Benardo’s whole scene lives in my mind rent free 😂😂😂

[@marissasue319]

💯💯💯💯💯 😂😂😂😂😂 ❣❣❣❣❣

[@jerrijerri5527]

This species should have been genocided many decades ago. Now it is flourishing again

[@mopreme3605]

@@jerrijerri5527 wow. ❄️COLD BLOODED❄️

[@niqi9116]

Me as well 😂😂😂😂

[@TheMajorGaara]

Rent. Free. 🤣🤣

[@albertville310]

"I don't even know what to say." "Thank you." Still gets me! Lol.

[@GTonton79]

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

[@antisocialboy3756]

Mary Roach: "I'm not gonna walk outta here cryin' like some people do" Also Mary Roach: *walks out crying*

[@esterbruno8604]

LONG LIVE THE COHERENCE

[@cycycy7043]

Main character vibes💀

[@JoshCallen]

I actually got into this algorithm looking into the medical journal on Mary Roaches book on “stiff” didn’t know it would fuck up my algorithm this bad tbh

[@tappy2375]

That last name though😭😭

[@ronansullivan432]

she blew it!!

[@djaruu]

YOU CAN ASK ONE OF MY THERAPISTS DEAAAAAAAAAAD

[@abbigail3923]

Whatever ._. A That Was Classic..

[@theoriginalsariah6162]

Ikr

[@TheSebOfAwesome]

You can ask my friend. Friend. Singular.

[@jaybee4]

He also said that they could ask his FRIEND not friends

[@ramsy4205]

@Kam Mike did you just come up with that? Amazing. jk

[@spencer1142]

Sarah Goldberg thought it was a movie. She was so dramatic."I wanted be the next American idol" it was like a sad and happy face then she pushed the wrong door to ruin it

[@grandmamoreno2592]

Spencer Rockwell Pierce I know right that is exactly what I thought

[@haileyl.2465]

Spencer Rockwell Pierce that what I was about to comment until I checked if someone else wrote this!😂😂

[@heycanwegetsubscriberswithnovi]

Spencer Rockwell Pierce lol i had the same idea! it would be such a touching moment but she had to go and ruin it

[@uzziah02072011]

@@haileyl.2465 K

[@eldiansyahdenirlubis1035]

Lol

[@itschristel]

'If she were a blackboard I would chalk her" I'm in tears!! 😂🤣🤣

[@jjean7730]

I was literally choking 😂😂😂😂

[@BboyEklypse]

If i were columbo id peter faulkher... if she was a hot tub i would caulk her! Lmfao

[@ThePineappler_]

The second girl is absolutely insane. i've never seen anyone who lacks so much self awareness

[@NynkeDijkstra]

Not in a good way 😳

[@jay-jay914]

Hard

[@fckinvandoos]

and she is so unstable

[@dasmuss6174]

I’d give her one 🤔🇦🇺🍻🍻

[@ajarfullofjoy]

I'm a little worried about some of these people being actually unstable and this throwing them over the edge. It's like a train wreck you can't look away from. Incredibly dramatic. Like they're the main character in the rom com in their heads.

[@neimsterdam1638]

"Why isn't anybody CWALLIN!"

[@neimsterdam1638]

Jackie Joseph sorry I wasn't trying to offend or make fun of anyone because of their accent

[@111SweetP]

Jackie Joseph I personally love the New York accent! It was one of my favorite things about The King of Queens because Carrie Heffernan had that accent.

[@leahfox]

Jackie Joseph What part of new York is it like in the city? I used to live in Buffalo NY and I've never picked that accent up.

[@sarahidell1538]

Neimsterdam I AM SSSSSCCCCREAMING. I literally sent the EXACT same text to my sister after I sent her the link to his audition. Literally said "why isn't anybody CWALLIN!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SealAngel]

Neimsterdam haha

[@candylox32xd76]

Ian bernard: who r u!? Simon: I'm Simon cowell

[@dopequeencherlloyd4life964]

That Guy Is Weird.

[@candylox32xd76]

Lol

[@inniesv]

+MilliPanda26 Cc (Roanne) lol ikr xd

[@annams12345]

+CANDYLOX 32 XD I love your profile picture 😊

[@inniesv]

KZbin.girl. 21 ikr her profile pic is goals !

[@ItztocaAva333]

IAN BERNARDO IS THE FUNNIEST VIBE EVER 🤣🤣 the funniest thing is he's like gen z but in the 2000s 🤣🤣

[@Ferdew]

Yeah, he’s like gen z where everyone is gay. That’s funny alright.

[@RE-nv4we]

GenZ has never been half as funny as him, he's a class act in comparison

[@Rash23215]

​@@Ferdew lol..... glad that everyone's gay now..... straight boomers are cringe....

[@cararegan]

I think Mary roachs friends are the voices in her head 😂

[@alemontwisted9508]

Randy sounds so sincere asking the voices 🤣🤣

[@IMASURVIVOR-zy5ru]

Well her voices and her moose knuckle.

[@luckystrike-zz9sh]

Simply Cara SAVAGE

[@garnetjohnson763]

CLASSIC😆😆😆

[@RealityOfItIs]

Great point!

[@anifansama9067]

“as a tax paying american i want to see a working visa” OMG 😂🤣😭

[@katunongun1530]

I'm dead🤣🤣🤣

[@FvckMarcus101]

He turned into a Karen real quick

[@notthefather3919]

And he has never worked a day in his life because he's a spoiled rich kid.

[@tanyakas4111]

@@notthefather3919 he dnt look rich either

[@openbook9000]

@@FvckMarcus101 he tried suing American Idol cause he believed they discriminated against him because of his sexuality. Not because he couldn't sing or because he was acting like a walking jackass. It got thrown out of court.

[@joelfeliciano1548]

Ian Benardo……he’s a whole mood I’m not even mad at him 😂😂😂😂

[@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry]

"He's a whole mood." I wonder where I have heard that before??? "I'm not even mad at him." Another amazingly original statement. I wonder if you scour the internet for popular meme posts just to re-post on comments?

[@cherrypie_TK]

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry are you okay?

[@justintyler5041]

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry The audacity to insult a random stranger on the internet when you've deluded yourself into believing that you're an earth bender

[@kirisolos]

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry man what

[@ashleyramos767]

You’re cute

[@MW53516]

Ian Bernardo was ahead of his time If this happened today he’d be more famous on TikTok than anybody actually on the show Who even won the last few seasons?

[@ironickylee3831]

Um. The last guy should’ve been arrested right there.

[@pog.fr0g637]

That's what I thought... He was hella creepy...

[@saltymilk4849]

Lmaoooooo

[@ramsy4205]

Agreed, very abusive

[@jermainscott9518]

He creeps me out....lol

[@weirdgetsaround]

Yes he was very dodgy. I hope pauia wasn't too creeped up about it

[@lukasaa6117]

Maybe Ian isnt good at singing, but hes one of the funniest auditions ive ever seen. 😭

[@HumungusO_o]

" Im calling National Geographic because the Dodo Bird isnt extinct. Its in there." LMFAO

[@iShareGaming7]

World War 80 😂

[@zanecreed]

SATAN?

[@courtneyiscrying6725]

Ian Benardo is the male version of Miranda Sings

[@brianzhou8276]

CourtneyIsCrying copied

[@jilliang2969]

She True😂

[@anissakawther4986]

Not really. She is purposely singing bad.

[@annakinard5110]

CourtneyIsCrying exept his lips are 100 precent real

[@Blood_Killer3001]

CourtneyIsCrying omg

[@TheBeautifulOne_Char]

“ GWLORIA …. CWALLIN….” Ian 😂😂😂😂

[@khadijahsjkoee3225]

Ian can become a comedian. He is really funny, his looks, life and insults

[@edgarfleming9308]

8:02 is one of the most goofy women ever and the more I watch the video she acts like she actually has mental problems

[@philfallacci4833]

He came across as an actor in comedy he would shine.

[@Astonelle]

💀

[@josepha3805]

Except he didn't

[@mateo8120]

"I'm buying my own ticket to Hollywood first class" "Hollywood is just New Jersey with celebrities it's not even that good" LMAO

[@dewaynepryor2909]

FYI ..... Hollywood is not like New Jersey.... New Jersey has a capital, Hollywood doesn't.

[@stariveart]

@@dewaynepryor2909 You must be fun at parties

[@gottaluvdd]

@@stariveartthey sit in the corner starin at everyone lol

[@kaym1682]

"The dodo bird is not extinct is in there it name is Simon cowell HEY." Ian needs a third therapist 😂😂

[@ginniekinz5401]

Kay M nahhh he needs his own comedy show.

[@bkkersey93]

@Good Krypollo He's probably taken many other things up the ass as is.

[@elleofhearts8471]

@@bkkersey93 but clearly not enough/the right things to make him talented/not cringey

[@captainled4025]

You can probably tell Ian is gay

[@langeldvyne1126]

That was classic I wonder how he came up with that one

[@rickyplott9931]

After hearing all those horrible singers do you blame them for drinking until 3 am?😂

[@ayeem7623]

World War 80??? Wow....I knew I overslept but DAMN!!! LOL

[@mephiliapg3d905]

LMAOOO

[@Zonder567]

Ian Bernardo was ahead of their time. Imagine if this happened in 2019??? He would be an ICON!!!

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

RIGHT? he's way too funny

[@Lucky-ei6yh]

Nah he's unfunny.

[@alecgurney9305]

@@Lucky-ei6yh so are you

[@Lucky-ei6yh]

@@alecgurney9305 I wasn't trying to be funny

[@jonathanman8299]

He is soo gay ew, ahead of his time where?? Average deluded ppl acts like him 😂

[@makaiaaiakam9038]

" i have made friends w/ these ppl (names ppl) and Bill the security guy bcuz I HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER" me in school 😭😭

[@jenjen_oreo]

Makaia aiakaM IKR SAME

[@illblocktheemergencyexits6886]

🤣😂😁☺️🙂😐🙁☹️😞😟😖😭 It's too true

[@cz1754]

Idk what was up with Sara there. When she was like “we’re still people, we still have important things in our lives.” Bro the judges never said you were unimportant or good for nothing. They just questioned why you’d try out for a singing competition when you know you can’t sing. They were actually really gentle with her

[@Aulanisol]

"I can be the only American Idol who has never sang before!" XDDDDDD

[@Cartman11111]

🤣 that line had me dying

[@hnnh1997]

😂😂😂

[@JayBurris100]

She was so funny

[@golfyptsr7121]

9:03

[@JoeyJojoJrJr]

That one was real hard to watch. Even compared to the others.

[@darkred1438]

ian will always be the funniest contestant to me. "this is chinchilla. im wearing it to show how famous i can be" top notch humor

[@moosentp3190]

Wealthy*

[@cynthiadavid5282]

Help get the men with white coats out there and take her away far far away

[@cynthiadavid5282]

Hello u need help lady

[@cynthiadavid5282]

Omg no way he is the next american idol

[@cynthiadavid5282]

Ask his doctors to get him off tbe stage

[@orlandoatonjr.1942]

Mary Roach indeed has a beautiful and amazing voice. Maybe not for singing but she could be a successful classic novels reader. ❤️

[@tspeakstlives]

I think if she had some actual training, she could sing well

[@lamoskgr]

She would definitely debut on a kpop group just based on her voice. She could even be a main vocalist

[@chimchimsjamkookies4242]

@@lamoskgr she doesn't have the looks for it. In KPOP your talent hardly matters. You can be mediocre but get expensive plastic surgeries and debut as an idol at a big company.

[@taelin8848]

@@lamoskgr Very funny 😴

[@dmf1301]

@@chimchimsjamkookies4242 Mary is not Asian, so why would she perform K-pop?

[@real_lampcap]

Ian is the greatest. Every time he comes up on one of these comps i laugh. Hes so funny. That dodo bird line gets me every time 😂

[@gabriellelont856]

I miss early American Idol with Paula, Randy and Simon. It introduced me to my love for cringe 🤣

[@youarelife3437]

😂😂😂 well said. Ive been binging these the last few days

[@anamaria-girllover]

literally. randy’s reactions kill me every time 😭

[@SFBenjaminK]

That was back in the cable days, since they gone I never watched this show since then is like over a decade now

[@erinc8995]

I DIED WHEN SHE PUSHED THE WRONG DOOR BAHAHAHA

[@ferdinand9555]

Erin Clarkson epic fail lol.

[@mrcoolpants3956]

Tried to make a dramatic exit

[@danielbomaster4149]

Erin Clarkson It was absolutely comical.

[@tasneem9338]

Lol she tried to make it dramatic

[@emie408]

Mission failed.

[@BLOP888]

I want to see your working visa

[@rahelelias1985]

BLOP888 😂😂😂 as a tax paying American 😂😂😂 am calling national geography to let them know that the dodo bird is..... 😂😂😂 am dead

[@BenjaminGessel]

BLOP888 Ian should be in a movie... :-D (The Wondrous Wonder that is Me) :-D Or, more accurately, the title might just be, "I'm Better Than You". :-D

[@beyoutiful6012]

BECAAAUUUZE I DONT THINK YOU'RE LEGALLY BLABLABLABALABALABALABALABLALVABL

[@bombabombom3603]

PAULA JUST SAT THERE QUIETLY LIKE IT WAS WORLD WAR 80 That line fucked me up.

[@N9NCY]

Randy: " How many therapists do you have?" Ian: " I have 2" Simon: " ugh🙄

[@abbiex6202]

Mary was 18 there she looked more like 30 wtf?

[@padparadschawillmakeanacco8449]

Yeah and Sarah is 20 and looks younger

[@baliw33]

Mary Roach is loco!!

[@th4305]

I feel like everyone looked older in the early 2000's lol

[@erossubliminals3528]

Padparadscha will make an account! How wonderful! sarah did not look younger than 20 lol

[@gingerellacookie5641]

Abbie x and I'm 30 and look 16 small world isn't it?

[@デッドエゼキエル]

“Paula Abdul didn’t talk on my behalf she’s sitting there like she’s in world war 80” I lost it 😂

[@David-qq9bk]

didn't twahk*

[@dieketsengmofokeng1689]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dmf1301]

Yeah, because we don't remember World Wars 3-79! Maybe they occurred in his head? :p

[@dmf1301]

I write this comment in March 2022... about 2 weeks after Vladimir Putin has declared war on the Ukraine, with the intention of getting into Poland to disband NATO! If he actually gets that far, it is quite possible that we will see World War III in the coming months.

[@alisongrace6175]

@@dmf1301 I very much hope that you’re wrong.

[@dejamckenzie277]

Ian had me weak the whole time!

[@mstea4893]

Deja McKenzie Paging Glawria Glawria! why isn't anybody Cwallin lmaoo

[@kj2139]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zaynabnasir3201]

😂😂😂

[@alemontwisted9508]

That isn't my phone. That's yours.

[@joshuajohnson3505]

Ian is a social experiment

[@nataliekimball6073]

Sarah creeped me out when she kept sticking her tongue out while talking like a monitor lizard. LOL 😂

[@SuraDoes]

Simon being the only one to protect Paula when the stalker guy is getting close makes me think he is actually an OK guy.

[@Madsxthompson]

He is people need to realise he’s not rude he’s just honest he will always stick up for the girls when creeps attack the judges on the shows

[@ThePumpingiron27]

You can also see it on his face that he went into protective mode as the guy sung.

[@cashnelson2306]

you have pretty low standards don’t ya

[@alexdrum94]

Literally the most obvious staged performance ever. You do know the show literally paid people to throw fits and do stuff like this… right?

[@AlanBoddy-fl2qp]

British Politeness!🇬🇧🙏🥰

[@ghnewstube5307]

judge~ God dude I don't know what to say. ian~ Thank u me~ starts crying

[@marissasue319]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaitiemichelle4]

Ian Bernardo is my favorite ever 😂😂

[@matthewjames5343]

Ian Benardo is my spirit animal 😂😂

[@matthewjames5343]

+EliteCarrotXD 😂 Mary Gilbeaux has the most beautiful voice on earth (jk) only cuz Ian is from another planet

[@michaelthekid8835]

he would thank you for cwalling him your favorite

[@miisalisa]

+Michael the kid HAHAAHAHA A+ FOR THE SPEECH REFERENCE

[@behappyjkluvllamas1497]

Same, he is DAT BEST. IDK IF HE GAY OR NOT. HE IS SPECIFIC😂 !! YUS👏👏👏👏👏

[@heleneGelle]

Ian Bernardo is a legend 😂

[@VenusEvan_1885]

Yes a legend of the toilettes

[@heleneGelle]

@@VenusEvan_1885 et toi? Un abruti😂

[@johnmc3862]

In his head.

[@vintagebrew1057]

In his own Lunchtime....

[@ThePumpingiron27]

Hair, Makeup and fashion? She has none of that and needs to go back to school.

[@petepeterson5268]

Cheshire Cat her hair looks like a wig her, she not wearing a bra, her clothes look like she got from dollar general and...no makeup I guess?..

[@colleengraham5073]

Ian Bernardo has the EXACT same voice as Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers

[@vj12343]

You deserve an award for this 😆

[@katherineleonowski7289]

I can't believe he even mentioned all my friends tell me I'm a great singer and then adds....my two therapists also...I can show you how rich I am and holds up his ROAD KILL!!! LOL

[@domisthebomb09]

Omfg I can't unhear thanks a lot

[@ElusiaVT]

I cant unhear this now

[@DeeRio9546]

OMG this would be Linda's reaction too 😂😂

[@limi6592]

"To add to my already long and impressive resumé" "This is chinchilla and I wore it to show how wealthy I can be" I LOVE HIM?

[@faribajan]

I would like him of he was a cartoon character

[@tones8675]

i love him 😭

[@johnmoran7605]

ian seems like he would be cool to hang out with

[@soulsaver3459]

He needs to become a comedian and get something in that career

[@j.rebekah8605]

He's insane and horrible

[@maimounaouedraogo7975]

Randy pretending to enjoy and Simon trying hard not to laugh at Mary's performance got me😂

[@Bdhbdhbdh]

My little brother and I were obsessed with the Mary Roach audition. When we were kids we would tape American Idol and we would watch that audition over and over until we memorized it!

[@boopdaduckie]

OMG THAT IS SO 😂😂😂 love that !!

[@dannita246]

You should do a parody of mary roach's audition...just for fun😅

[@lexii8897]

Me too😂😭

[@ferafoai2042]

Obviously you and your brother have mental problems

[@floraflowers]

Reminder that Mary was 18 here and now she's in her late 30s, just to remind how old this audition is lol

[@gaspar-animal-ribeiro5414]

"...you can ask one of my therapists." I cracked up

[@ИванИванов-я9ы8н]

One therapist is for Ian and the other is for Ian's therapist

[@2psycho888]

Me too 😂😂😂😂

[@grandmastermario3695]

Nothing wrong with having a therapist and if you think there is then your wrong and you need to educate yourself.

[@2psycho888]

@@grandmastermario3695 I got a therapist. This was hilarious 😂 lighten up. U gotta see the humor in this cuz of the situation, some people get it some don't.

[@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n]

@@grandmastermario3695 I was a psych major its all bullshit most therapists are nutcases and psychiatrists are mentalyl ill 100% because they actually believe at best that they can cure people using industrial chemicals. Take ur problems to Jesus Christ what will another human being even do about them they cant even help themselves

[@blueskye9821]

Mary is comedy gem! 🤣 A walking parody in 70s clothes!

[@msactor13]

Sara definitely was on something 😂 also Ian has such sass I love it

[@indahfpurba5782]

Ian's ego is bigger then his Lips

[@andrewmonf7691]

Lulubear LOL

[@anony77710]

Totes true😂😂😂

[@ArronP]

Stcrry he loves the cock

[@Dylan-pg5yk]

Stcrry you mean his forhead XD

[@ruchelr4946]

Stcrry THATS AWESOME, I kinda like the way he says "Because"

[@ellentowers5307]

I lost it when she tried to make a dramatic exit when she couldn't open the door😂😂😂

[@jahaesjourney362]

😭😭😭😭

[@shrebbz89]

😭😭 She can try to be an actor

[@Ok-pb6ov]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW HER SCENE

[@definitelyhuman661]

Randy and Paula had to look away. It was hilarious.

[@t.x9891]

"I'm breathing, I'm real, I'm Ian" LMFAOOOO

[@RealityOfItIs]

Quallin Gloria, 😄

[@quitecontrary.]

@@RealityOfItIs lmaoooo 😭

[@tonisalmons9647]

Randy saying "HUH"!! When Sarah says they can teach her to sing. He was totally flabbergasted!

[@jazmintufford2393]

the first person I thought she was 40 but she was 18 like

[@katlean3116]

Jazmin tufford wtf I commented the same thing and saw the same comment as me😂😂

[@katlean3116]

Jazmin tufford way after

[@joelinnell2439]

Exactly what I thought 😂

[@Jamzmahname]

She’s probably not far off from 40 now.

[@joeyconvery2055]

Jazmin tufford You may already know this but the first girl, Mary Roach is an actress. She did this as a joke...she is funny.

[@itstasiag200]

i would not want her to be my hair stylist

[@vivianadesingh6852]

I'm gonna call the National geographic and tell em that the dodo bird isn't extinct itz right there and itz name is simon Cowell Lost it there 😂😂😂

[@standewilde1137]

me toooooo!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user82299]

Viviana Desingh THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ROAST EVERRRR😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beaulahbzailah4426]

Viviana Desing me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@areyoukirringmeirriyaa]

I CHOKED

[@suparnasinha768]

I literally choked😂😂😂

[@kitty-vk8ic]

Ian always will be my favorite 😂 it never gets old

[@michaelbaker4575]

There is no way Ian is real. Someone had to have paid him to act like that lmao

[@lf1331]

All of these are people putting on an act, the 2nd girl was extremely obvious

[@kovam1234]

@@lf1331 She is not obvious. Its called bipolar disorder / potentially having drug addicts parents which results in having a retarded baby with mental issues. Natural selection usually took care of these things in the past but in today's society. Everything is possible and DO NOT underestimate the effects of drugs on some people + their mental state.

[@TheLevantine]

@@lf1331 Ian was for real, but the first two girls are acting

[@jesussavedme6260]

Jesus loves you🤍

[@Diana-whathappenedin97]

@@TheLevantine he was in So you think you can dance as well. He is not real

[@paitynkeller406]

The first girl was just creepy...😳

[@jincks277]

Super!!

[@NPCSingularity]

She’s Stuart’s older sister.

[@love23music1]

Like me

[@winglau3128]

@@NPCSingularity haha Stuart from Madtv? So true!

[@ookipuki]

The first one!? o.o.... the second one was worse ! Haha

[@downtown82]

After all these years I still remember Ian Benardo so he did make an impression. He should be doing something on tv.

[@GRNeto12]

Dude, Mary has a great speaking voice! She should do radio or animation

[@sharjesm]

Don't encourage her like her friends did 😂

[@AdiCool88]

Paul: I’m not much of talker. So I guess that I’ll stalk her! Randy: HUH?!! That part killed me. 🤣

[@omeancollins]

Off the rails right after 😂😂

[@tammysalvarado394]

😂😂😂

[@peepypooppoop]

You can teach me how to sing.....HUH?!

[@kellylawrence1939]

peepypooppoop I love your username. Read more

[@deonsawyer2963]

I died when she said that 😂😂😂

[@frankhobart2387]

That girl that knew she couldn't sing is a prime example of why you don't tell your kids they're special and they can do anything they want

[@PostPandemicMadonna]

Ian Bernardo is an iconic legend.Far more entertaining than those influencers nowadays or tik tokers.

[@johnmc3862]

Shows the level of talent on tik tok.

[@PostPandemicMadonna]

@@johnmc3862 he s funny and they re usually not

[@snowman9977]

Omg, Ian needs his own sitcom. My laugh for the day.

[@baldbankruptson7533]

I hate it when stupi* people wants stupi* , cringe, mentally people to be famous or have their own show/sitcom

[@robertdean925]

Hey hey hey!!! Lmao 😂😂😂

[@ajarfullofjoy]

@@robertdean925 is he actually 25? Lol

[@ShukaHusk]

​@@ajarfullofjoy well not anymore

[@-__Ast0lf0__-]

​@@ajarfullofjoy he'd be like 31-32 now

[@courtneyluker7330]

Ian had me rolling especially when he said why isn't anybody quallin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MARIUS2776]

Hes a douch3

[@michellew02]

QUAWWLLING

[@clairholbrook374]

Ian calling Simon a dodo bird is still iconic

[@TheNei]

😂

[@beakt]

Mary Roach was a comedian who entered the contest to troll them. She pointed out herself that she gave herself away at 5:36 when she started laughing at herself, breaking character.

[@KittyKat2841]

I HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WITH BILL THE SECURITY GUY!

[@batfleckforever3594]

katelyn southernstar CUZ I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER!!!!

[@paigesonzogni652]

Scarlett Snow XD

[@LIDLE-jy8be]

Scarlett Snow I like the X factor guy more

[@tonisalmons9647]

As a bewildered Bill looks out of the door

[@girlwithaword93]

Ian just needs a holistic vocal coach

[@briaaaa..]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@devilsown1828]

Obviously they are not academic.

[@hazelclaire2242]

I can be the only American idol winner that never sang before 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jay-jay914]

Lol😆😆😆😆😆

[@MyrkaylaAugustin]

Why is ian so zesty 😂😂 We need more of him

[@treehouseppl1842]

dude i have schizophrenia but this is some next level shit

[@boydmayberry]

treehouseppl • how do you deal with the day to day struggle? How do you deal with the merciless stigma? I need to know for personal reasons

[@abinyxx]

Robert Mayberry Stigma-wise, I don't tell people unless I need to

[@pranvigupta4168]

Please share more . Im also very interested .

[@sekutard5157]

pranvi gupta look it up lmao

[@c_erra]

treehouseppl • imagine living with a brother who thinks you’re a Russian spy

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

14:55 something tells me he wasn’t joking when he said he broke into her house and he was just explicitly admitting to a crime💀

[@maroofali2142]

Dude...I barely made it through that part...that was probably the creepiest thing on TV ever!

[@vice2versa]

I thought it was hilarious

[@scottpritchardthep.i.t.1436]

Yeah I know Paula was laughing, but I bet when she got home she threw out all her underware and bought new. Jesus that was creepy!

[@Brooklyntrash]

I watched a lot of these videos and it’s the first time I saw him. I was laughing, but if I were Paula Abduhl I’d be worried that the guy was serious.

[@alceusrydan6237]

Dude should get a restraining order that was so messed up

[@riarose9903]

CWOLLING GLWORIAH

[@mitch7094]

Ria Rose she could've TUALK

[@scrappei2288]

dont ya think yo fwawwin'

[@tylerpaul9512]

Hahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I fail down from my bed.

[@tylerpaul9512]

@@mitch7094 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tylerpaul9512]

@@scrappei2288 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kat-173]

Ian Bernardo calling Simon “Mr. Cowell” cracks me up every time 😅

[@georgialow155]

That last dude was so creepy

[@MegaAnimelover1996]

Georgia Low Seriously creepy *shudders*

[@deeznutsz.x3468]

IKR that’s hella creepy

[@beyoutiful6012]

IKR I FEEL BAD FOR PAULA!!

[@kawaiiunicorn6713]

He really is

[@mialeah2801]

Yesss. So creepy

[@TheeeDave556]

Notice that most of the complete, embarrassing failures of American Idol could be incredible voice actors

[@diegogardner6218]

Not complete talentless failures. Just looking in the wrong places

[@dylancole1910]

You know, sure, most of them are terrible, but I’m able to recognize that sometimes I feel a lot of voices would actually be good if they took actual voice lessons.

[@JorxiiProductions]

I have seen all of these like a million times

[@JosephDeLosSantos-t3m]

JorxiiProductions me too man, it’s so addicting haha

[@dianarug4662]

Same. I always come back to rewatch because it's too good

[@ginniekinz5401]

sameee

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

Me too, this kind of gold is great for re-wind.

[@dailythings6052]

Find a job, sun.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

I'm 100% convinced Ian was doing a bit & I'm obsessed lmao- "I'm breathing🙄 I'm real🤷‍♂️ I'm Ian👑💅🏻 DEAD💀

[@omeganocturne]

The amount of dramatics and the failed attempt to exit through the door at 9:33 always sends me flying no matter how many times I see it

[@kayla123ism]

If this was today Ian would be a tiktoker for sure 😂

[@mistabook]

Randy's "Huh?" when the second girl says she wants them to teach her how to sing is so perfect. He's truly dumbfounded.

[@bluepinkpony]

Ian Bernardo is really iconic 🤣

[@lively1238]

"Are you real?" "I'm breathing, I'm real, I'm Ian✨". 😂😂🤣

[@-Ready-Player-One-]

Ian is probably one of the voices in Mary's head.

[@nataliekimball6073]

ROFL

[@tonisalmons9647]

ROTFLMAO

[@Ash-kb9hn]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@dancingshoes56]

It’s 1am and I’m cryingg laughing in bed 😂

[@toyang6538]

LMAAAAOOOO new inside out character just dropped 😂😭😭

[@2rawww4tvkd]

It’s hard for me to even watch the rest I’m stuck laughing at “I feel the earth moooove”😂😂😂

[@krystalthompson6323]

12:29 it was funny when he asked Ian "are u real?" then Ian *pinches his skin* 😂