Bring Her Along

[@jamminjanet421]

Joe Hawley rapping with a cane on skates is officially the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@Agnes.Nutter]

Liam Haley is it skates? Or a skateboard? Or a hoverboard?

[@nightcollapse]

Timothy Mueller-Harder The mysteries of life 🤔

[@stellastellub]

It's an electric unicycle

[@caligulasaquarium382]

wwith all these questions proposed i might as wwell assume hes just floatin

[@zane8868]

Liam Haley I met him once, he actually uses the cane in everyday life! I wonder what causes him to need it?...

[@RainyDayDance]

this video is the exact reason why i think joe hawley would be a great willy wonka in a new reboot.

[@JoeMama-rh1vb]

Either him or Bora

[@noahmay7708]

Bora should be Grandpa Joe

[@LegoCommanderCody]

@@noahmay7708 yes lol

[@wahwahster]

"Is this the real willy wonka?" - Joe Hawley 2021

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

he couldn’t, he’d just keep asking over and over again and again and over and over and- “is this a video?”

[@teaganyoumans]

Is this what it feels like to be a foreign language teacher reading an assignment done with google translate?

[@rainespiano]

Lmao- perhaps

[@bnuuy]

“Thanks to: [...] Tally Hall” Who’s cutting onions in here

[@thegooobley1993]

Now me me sad

[@ReinerEvans]

If you're feeling sad about the hiatus of Tally Hall, I would highly suggest you check out the album Hawaii: Part II from ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical). Many of the songs come from Tally Hall demos, and four of the original members perform in it. It's worth every second of your time.

[@bnuuy]

@@ReinerEvans i love that album!! i actually have a video up on my channel that uses the ghost demo of stranded lullaby

[@ReinerEvans]

Glad you heard it. Some Tally Hall fans sadly haven't been graced with the sound of Hawaii: Part II, and I just wanted to make sure that wasn't the case with you. Also, your video's sick.

[@dontcallmechris8677]

@@ReinerEvans I didn’t know that the songs were based on demos really?

[@TheBigH]

Now, this song features Andrew Horowitz in it. He was Green Tie in Tally Hall. Green. This was uploaded on April 20th 4/20 confirmed. ...too deep thinking?

[@jimmothypakistan5223]

TheBigH green for the marinara?

[@musicaldump]

There is no such thing as too deep thinking on a joe hawley video

[@deyanawoolley8993]

Joe eats weed

[@subsvidshahasooriginal]

Joe makes no mistakes kind sir.

[@naomiwalls140]

Joe is awesome

[@tinypileofpolydimethylsiloxane]

This gives me "70 year old, rich, austrian fashion designer who runs a demonic cult in the basement of her huge mansion" vibes

[@lsdrad]

wtf

[@ShatitoLlegando]

LONG LIVE AUSTRIA HUNGARY

[@ShatitoLlegando]

EXTRA HUNGRY

[@totallynotatree1]

​​@@ShatitoLlegandoLONG LIVE YUGOSLAVIA! LONG LIVE THE KINGDOM OF SERBS, CROATS, AND SLOVENES!

[@PolishNationalist112]

@@totallynotatree1based non-alligned block

[@fistacuff1223]

Joe Hawley is literally a genius. Anyone who thinks otherwise is ignorant.

[@idontknowwhoiambutthesexgoeson]

Fr

[@tatteryt]

Actual facts.

[@candy_shark]

@@tatteryti see you on every tally hall or related post i click on 😭

[@tatteryt]

@@candy_shark i am the eternal tizzy hizzy

[@candy_shark]

@@tatteryt 🤯 no way!!! whats it like?

[@misamiso7536]

okay but this joe hawley core aesthetic kinda goes tho

[@aloanyonethere]

it do

[@Asterisx]

I love how the lyrics are mirrored, implying that the POV is from within the mirrors

[@TheActualAnthonino]

I like how Joe casually name drops "They Might Be Giants" at 0:34 and not a single person in this comment section has addressed it.

[@YAYJOBS]

Ikr? especially how similar TMBG and TH are.

[@noahmay7708]

It's also a reference to a background lyric in the mind electric.

[@ratofthecity6351]

@@noahmay7708 wait which one?

[@theheartpt5]

@@ratofthecity6351 when the judge person starts talking

[@shasta_le_bab]

@@ratofthecity6351 service of the fee fi fo fum

[@fredjohnston1701]

I have to wonder what it’s like to be a passerby and see Joe filming his videos. “Mommy, why’s that man wearing a garbage bag and saying food names?” “Don’t worry about him, Billy. He’s just some weird nutcase, so just don’t go near him." Later... “Mommy, look! It’s that weirdo, and he’s on skates in a huge suit! He even has a top hat and a cane!” “Billy, stop it. He’s a dangerous man!” *covers Billy’s eyes and shoots Joe a rude look* Later still... “Ooh... Mommy! It’s the hobo guy! And he has weird eyes! Why’s he tied down to that thing and singing about bananas with those wooden birds?” “Billy...” “I wanna see!” *Billy proceeds to head towards him* “BILLY, NO!” *Billy’s head turns 180 degrees, and he is now an exact replica of Joe* “JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY!”

[@nightcollapse]

Fred Johnston Omg lmao 😂

[@axolotlfairy2473]

This is Accurate W h a t

[@fredjohnston1701]

Nightfury witch What? You don’t like the idea of Joe Hawley zombies?

[@axolotlfairy2473]

No i do Who doesnt want the eldritch powers of joe hawley

[@flamewerewolf9569]

Yep that's me I found them then I wanted more of there songs

[@MezzyB0NB0N]

I have absolutely no idea what’s going on but this kinda slaps

[@AK-Drakoin]

I wanted a song that wasn’t backwards But Now the lyrics are backwards!

[@kazooplayer3]

That's Joe for you.

[@the_big_har]

He is mr backwards

[@river3604]

@@the_big_har is that a jack stauber reference? :)

[@the_big_har]

@@river3604 yep :]

[@allusersaretakenm]

enasni tiebla treah doog a tog s'eH

[@shoelazy7057]

1:27 Mr. Moon? Tell us about the pink prism

[@nico8510]

you have a really good taste in music dude

[@bluemoonwolf644]

It's eternity pink

[@flamewerewolf9569]

YES MY TWO FAVOURITE SONGS MIXED

[@flamewerewolf9569]

Fuzzawuzzit YESSS

[@namjahs]

Go away please

[@mrsrebekahsimms]

When your fever dream has a fever dream.

[@Punzil0-0]

oh hey it’s the proud loud guy we adore who’s amp isn’t too loud and he needs to turn it up more

[@shinywalrus8856]

I love how the lyrics sound like complete nonsense but feels like there is a deep meaning behind every word

[@eilkm]

The Hawley effect

[@ShatitoLlegando]

Grooming in the garden

[@Fuzzyemu]

Cause it's joe

[@xoxo_milo_]

@@ShatitoLlegandoso funny i forgot how to laugh

[@Astro_Error]

@@ShatitoLlegando:(

[@enla6511]

1:10 is probably my absolute favorite part of the song and the music video.

[@gamingbatonrayalmighty1729]

of course its the one part that makes the most sense

[@tomajghto]

Joe truco

[@wahwahster]

It's so very swag

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

Me baspolute fart

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

Fat game

[@AN-vs5pb]

Therapist: Rollerblading Joe Hawley with a top hat doesn't exist Rollerblading Joe Hawley with a top hat:

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

he’s also wearing the either best or worst suit ever

[@RenaOrSomething1]

i'm prett sure its a unicycle based of some live streams he did on instagram

[@melody_melodyay]

I can't believe this is the type of music i like

[@Spamton-s4e]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@Picked-man]

A song that’s only understandable in a mirror. Never thought it would come, but here it is

[@Doognukem]

I wish all the TH dudes well in their endeavors but this is easily my favorite thing post hiatus

[@achoo3001]

check out cojum dip

[@ovitunoda]

❤ You don't know but you've been told Oil is worth its blood in gold Emeralds too, and orchids blue How about something new? [Pre-Chorus] Grooming in the garden Hedging out a plan Dino topiaries Solipsistic clan [Verse 2] Francesca's the name, your head's her game So don't feel ashamed to step out of frame She said, "Fee fi fo and fo fi fum! They might be giant servicemen!" [Pre-Chorus] Looming in the parlor Longing to be sad Millionaire Ted DiBiase Supernova dad [Chorus] Please bring her along as if she'd planned in But don't expect them to understand it [Bridge] She had to break for a bit Two work birthdays in a row Inhaling tokens, H. Tubmans And whatevs else, yo In case you're wondering Which vestige of the moon is male It should be clear to even those Who haven't heard that tale Of Mr. Kaufman Cavorting with the pink prism I'll give you one clue: it ain't my face Here it goes again [Verse 3] Animate the ancient runes Whistling classic Disney tunes I don't know but I've been told Solar reduces fumes In my soul when I can hear it Nothing compares with joyful spirit We can go, our hands in hands Travelling lasting lands [Pre-Chorus] Fuming in the mirror Sinister report Graceful Jabberwocky...

[@uranium404]

Thank you!

[@ovitunoda]

@InkyPenz YES, it is!

[@residentsimon9921]

tag yourself i'm mr kaufman cavorting with the pink prism

[@arcade3198]

im joe's cane

[@COLONELDYLANE]

@@arcade3198 i'm the top hat

[@rainespiano]

I’m his glasses

[@mooniethemew]

i’m francesca

[@curse6186]

im whatevs else yo

[@blunderabluez]

Joe is one classy chap *tips hat* Loved the video! Absolutely phenomenal!

[@tallyhallfan7901]

“and i might rap like an english chap”

[@och1443]

a tip of the hat to you sir i should spout

[@Cat-Noggin]

@@tallyhallfan7901take you by the knickers and I’ll bum your slap

[@boxxcombo]

I should've figured that if there were a music video, it'd be just as cracked out as the song

[@BomerAang]

Jo Hawley is seourisly some blessing from god

[@tomajghto]

yes

[@tinypileofpolydimethylsiloxane]

More like from the devil

[@aratof18]

@@tinypileofpolydimethylsiloxane a blessing from the devil and a curse from god at the same time

[@bradleytalley8278]

Total mad lad, an absolute unit.

[@countersoprano]

Joe is the reason I can read in reverse now

[@rainespiano]

Haha me too

[@marz7258]

He teaches us so many things... I can now speak a very small amount of French because of that one part in Dream Sweet in Sea Major

[@countersoprano]

@@marz7258 ahh yes

[@spinny369]

Same

[@Blister_Manta]

The Mind Electric is why i can sorta speak backwards now lol

[@bunnydream3750]

this was the best birthday present i could ask for thanks joe

[@snowdinpoffs]

happy week late birthday!

[@bunnydream3750]

snowdinpoffs omg !!! thank you ^__^ i love ur username heheh

[@Joe_Hawaii]

can't wait to wait 8 years for more joe hawley music

[@peeler22345]

joe chasing a woman through the forest ??? miracle musical reference ??? probably not but yknow

[@flumpbeedumpis]

I will never understand what goes through this mans head, hes just that smart

[@morganalexandra6236]

Warning: Joe Hawley is not suited for those who are sane, easily weirded out, or not comfortable with strange things.

[@Vileplume87]

Lol

[@films-LaCroix]

@Esme Dodd general kenobi..

[@the_big_har]

Yes.

[@goopfella1385]

or trans people because he doesnt like them

[@altitudematrix4632]

@@goopfella1385 yall still bitching about that?

[@naomi3641]

bruh I played this at school cuz its one of my favorites and everyone completely dissed it 💀💀 ...it certainly humbled me

[@f1zzi0n41]

I guess you shouldn’t have expected them to understand it…

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

It's a really jarring first Joe Hawley song, I think. If you aren't already familiar with the kind of shit Joe does you're going to be even more lost with this song than the average person is. I really have to wonder whether this song has an actual meaning or if Joe really was just trying to make the weirdest song he could to hit that certain aesthetic lol.

[@epminjimb]

enjoy joe hawley from the comfort of your home is the lesson

[@LucyWest370]

Youve eaten your share of humble pie

[@nyanopteryx]

@I Can't Think of a Name whos joe deez

[@willywonka67]

everyone's gangsta til joe bryngs the roller skates

[@loomingintheparlor]

Hey buddy it's been 3 years & that typo isn't fixed clocks ticking buddy

[@VeedoYT681]

Everything in this video being upside down and backwards is a very interesting detail I can concure that this is the Australian ost

[@Pearlj318]

are we not gonna talk about how the ending is also the cover of the hawaii part ii 8-bit album

[@aratof18]

@@drankdrankdrankdrankdrank he meant cover as in the image of an album

[@abbexx4283]

1:10 this part is so cool, joe just casually working his magic with the most peculiar look on his face

[@sunny-xc8hx]

its very rare that i hear a song for the first time and instantly fall in long. its even rarer that i instantly start to loop a song i’ve just heard. normally it takes me ages to fall in love with songs but i fell in love with this song literally instantly and proceeded to loop it. ITS SO GOOD. its literally everything i look for in a song

[@josiesherman2063]

This song and music video is so goofy and elegant. you'll have a visually beautifully shots and then you have joe hawley wearing a top hat, sunglasses in a tuxedo skating all and a sample of mario super mario bros

[@treytparker]

happy birthday too this cryptid masterpiece

[@inactivepleasegoaway]

"i'll give you one clue, it ain't my face" - Joe Hawley, as a moon jpg is right on his face, 2018

[@DELETEDUNUSED]

It cant be a jpg since they dont support transparent backrounds

[@inactivepleasegoaway]

@@DELETEDUNUSED uh fuck um uh shit uh he chroma keyed it

[@gudmansal3468]

@@DELETEDUNUSED it could be a lot of jpgs made into that shape

[@DELETEDUNUSED]

@@gudmansal3468 maybe

[@higsopus576]

So this is unfiltered joe

[@superlink3389]

First time finally listening to the album. I’m scared? But I’m having a good time I think

[@och1443]

That end shot of Joe Hawley feels like a victim's last sight before getting Hawley'd all over

[@aratof18]

_When Joe Hawley attacks, no one, gets out alive..._

[@GooeiBoi]

@@aratof18 joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley-

[@Punzil0-0]

😅

[@jupitergolden]

This aged well

[@jada2legit]

Exquisite. I strive to be this artful.

[@CrookedSnapdragon22]

1:27 mr moon from spring and a storm

[@officialtibby]

the we will rock you sample elevates this song from mildly unsettling to genuinely creepy

[@HeadLeg]

God the We will rock you sample is insane, I love it so much.

[@DeathsConsciousPlan]

1:28 …I might remember or might assume, but I only turn around every once in a red, red moon

[@Green_Box7]

I said I only turn around every once in a red, red moon

[@Tally_hell]

I send this to my friends. Now they think am mentally insane

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

graceful jabberwockkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ooooooooooooooo da da da dadada doo

[@incollalios4801]

And why is that whole skating bit the smoothest things I’ve ever seen

[@coreaflame]

how does one even explain this . its so unique and creative , great sounding , pure artistic freedom . like i cant even put into words how much this makes me happy . thank you joe hawley really cool

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

Joe could punch me in the face and I would thank him edit: uh oh

[@jolleh]

me too VA

[@viyetch]

bitches be like

[@loomingintheparlor]

Gulp

[@greminboye]

I dont know why but my brain automatically registers the second verse as ‘gooning in the garden, edging out a plan’ the internet has truly rotted my brain into nothing but a pile of mush

[@aristotlesApproval]

Since i've seen this comment, you passed this onto me.

[@pinkdoesstuff]

YOU DID IT TO ME TOO I HATE YOU

[@noahtdofficial]

thank god im not the only one

[@Osakabigcool555]

coomer tropiaries

[@JennyYesac]

thank you please be my dad

[@James-ly4vx]

Aluminum Foil in that case, can I be your brother?

[@nightcollapse]

Aluminum Foil Is the sister role taken?

[@James-ly4vx]

Sunbun pls

[@TheBigH]

I call the Crazy Uncle!

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

Hello can I be the alcoholic aunt? Thanks.

[@plasma_spy-c]

What i love about this song is that when i was a child. I woulf be afraid of this song. From the hard hitting instrumentals but especialy the visuals

[@yucky-yucky]

helpful subtitles thanks

[@illioptopede]

THEY MIGHT BE GIANT[S] MENTIONED !!! *explodes into three billion pieces*

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

wait where😭

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

@@its_ya_girl_soundous the lyric "THEY MIGHT BE GIANT SERVICEMEN"

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

He doesn't know! But he's been told! Solar reduces fumes!

[@MRHOPE5394]

I don't know but I've been told Solar reduces fumes

[@Spamton-s4e]

@@MRHOPE5394 In my soul, when I can hear it... Nothing compares with joyful spirit... We can go, our hands in hands... traveling lasting lands...

[@Snow_Sailor]

Bro Joe is the drippest man ever

[@tatteryt]

on god

[@Frikpro8000]

0:33 so no one's gonna talk about the they might be giants part?

[@Sabirah44]

Why is Joe so scary but cool at the same time💀

[@aratof18]

joe hawley

[@tatteryt]

joe hawley

[@Pizza_bagels12]

Joe hawley

[@coreythearmadillo]

joe hawley

[@insidethemindofsimonn]

Joe hawley

[@alyciaanimates9006]

This looks and sounds awesome, I love your work so much

[@danielwarhurst2485]

I'm a simple man. I see Andrew Horowitz, I watch.

[@marz7258]

Andrew and Joe together tho- *Wipes tears* my dreams have come true

[@zoftell519]

you are my favorite man Joseph

[@marz7258]

Indeed

[@raspberryjam]

The christmas thing at 1:52 is actually a magic eye image, where you can see depth out of it by crossing your eyes a little. It has two shots, one of a 3d sierpinski triangle, starting at the lower corner of the screen, pan&zooming into the center/upper left Shot two is text, and it looks like it's saying 「frumious bander- snatch」

[@enderwallice8500]

Which is also a title of a Rock band and a reference to the poem “Jaberwonky” by Lewis Carol. It’s all connected.

[@llamallover1057]

how do you see that??? I crossed my eyes and tried like a bunch of different times and could only really make out a pyramid outline with some holes that I assume are the fractal iterations

[@raspberryjam]

​@@llamallover1057i reccomend going on desktop and advancing frame by frame

[@lunariianna]

what a blessed 420

[@averyinreallife5402]

Okay but did anyone else notice that the image he used of the blood moon is the exact same image on Boras Instagram? Idk I just thought that was interesting.

[@ghostpepperwine]

TheTrashBin Pretty sure that’s why bora was listed into the special thanks

[@Jegbmf]

Wait he has an instagram?!

[@seaotter4439]

You don't know but you've been told Oil is worth its blood in gold Emeralds too, and orchids blue How about something new? Grooming in the garden Hedging out a plan Dino topiaries Solipsistic clan Francesca's the name, your head's her game So don't feel ashamed to step out of frame She said, "Fee fi fo and fo fi fum! They might be giant servicemen!" Looming in the parlor Longing to be sad Millionaire Ted DiBiase Supernova dad Please bring her along as if she'd planned in But don't expect them to understand it She had to break for a bit Two work birthdays in a row Inhaling tokens, H. Tubmans And whatevs else, yo In case you're wondering Which vestige of the moon is male It should be clear to even those Who haven't heard that tale Of Mr. Kaufman Cavorting with the pink prism I'll give you one clue: it ain't my face Here it goes again Animate the ancient runes Whistling classic Disney tunes I don't know but I've been told Solar reduces fumes In my soul when I can hear it Nothing compares with joyful spirit We can go, our hands in hands Travelling lasting lands Fuming in the mirror Sinister report Graceful Jabberwocky...

[@FungusFiend2624]

Dino topiaries

[@squallthole]

i kept watching because i thought it was gonna get better but then i watched it all the way through

[@deftonesforlife]

This video is very Joe Hawley

[@333shrine]

this is my favorite song on the album shjhjhf

[@Ernani1972]

Same

[@TasticFan]

them: what are your music tastes? me: yes

[@wl_gacha]

The things you experience trying to be a Tally Hall fan

[@grindingthegearsofalltides4504]

@1:33 nahh thats not a rob reference Right?

[@supernova3617]

Grinding the gears of all tides oh my god..........I mean it has to be

[@tatteryt]

anything disney related is a rob reference.

[@Gone._.]

I hate being a Joe Hawley fan, it’s awesome

[@yuiopqwert2172]

Why would you hate being a Joe Hawley fan?

[@Gone._.]

@@yuiopqwert2172 you don’t know the reference, huh?

[@yuiopqwert2172]

@@Gone._. no, i don't

[@Gone._.]

@@yuiopqwert2172 the reference is the album cover of ye by Kanye West. The cover is a mountain view with a green writing that says: I hate being Bipolar, it’s awesome. So yeah

[@JinInTheRain]

same

[@veronicafromtallyhall]

listening to this while practicing fainting for fun, definitely an interesting experience

[@icyfirefish]

joe with the mask is kinda

[@Explosive_Ukulele]

🤨📸

[@aristotlesApproval]

•_•

[@pillblug]

hes fine any way

[@BeanKally]

:)

[@essenceofrat7973]

Good shit. Really wish your stuff had more views, mister hawley jawley guy

[@cryingsobbing]

THANK YOU JOE

[@9ives65]

I love his songss SO MANY LESSONS LIKE SOLAR ETC😭💞

[@DELETEDUNUSED]

What

[@jeffersonbrent6989]

The sample of rock around the clock can be found here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJjHppmwjdudp9k and played from 0:54 to 1:12 The sample of How long can be found here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3eQf6ePea56m8U and matches up pretty well with the entire song

[@niksaysit]

0:21 i guessed it! the background picture is a stereogram, if you cross your eyes you'll see stegosaurus and some text pop out edit: the text is "JOE HAWLEY"

[@Noodles_Poodle]

THANK YOU!!! I've been wondering what the stereogram was

[@andyellis8490]

I super love the vibe of this video !!!! holy smokes it fits the song so well

[@Dystdotmp4]

had to look up what jabberwocky meant and. yeah it definitely explains a lot about this song & music video lol

[@ivoelfrancoquispialayaespi3579]

I don't understand the message of the song I don't even know if there is one :p

[@Dystdotmp4]

@@ivoelfrancoquispialayaespi3579 yeah, the jabberwocky is the name of a famous nonsense poem, which i think implies that its basically entirely meaningless lol

[@gudmansal3468]

@@Dystdotmp4 the word jabberwocky literally means random words put up together

[@ValeElPatetico]

This whole video / song is an aesthetic that I wish I had

[@RoberioRoberioRoberio]

there are 2 stereograms in this video the first one represents dinos with a plant-like texture (dino topiaries) (0:21) the second one represents a pyramid geting bigger, i guess? idk (1:53)

[@bluemoonwolf644]

0:48 sounds so familiar, please someone tell me why!

[@PinballWizzerd]

Joe sings here like he did in the Miracle Musical album, that coudl be why

[@marz7258]

I mean, I've definitely heard this song in my dreams... That could be it

[@raineflores-pena9287]

This is completely terrifying but I love it! One of my favorite Joe Hawley Joe Hawley songs! Thank you dude!

[@buozelbirhesap]

I love this song

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

The Mario sample hit me in the face and then proceeded to beat me into a pulp Nice

[@rhyschomps]

The moon is male Says mr moon himself

[@origamikatakana]

It should be clear which vestige of the moon is male*

[@Siggney1]

Lmal

[@KeystoneScience]

Soooooo goood

[@PinballWizzerd]

what. the fuck i'm not complaining though

[@Ernani1972]

True

[@mrpeebins5308]

Basically what my dreams look like

[@marz7258]

mine too

[@leynamaves7722]

the They Might Be Giants line has me screeching

[@robertcajucom3203]

“In case you’re wondering which vestige of the moon is male” is a spring and a storm?

[@do1609]

indeed

[@viyetch]

bonkers!

[@Atellas]

@@viyetchomg it tally hal