Joe Rogan Experience

Elon Musk is a business magnet, entrepreneur and engineer.

[@chitus7816]

0:00 They talk about Elon’s Kid, and being a father 3:28 They talk about artificial intelligence, Elon selling all his possessions, being a billionaire & finance talk 13:32 What’s Elon’s dream house, Getting people to Mars, the Neuralink device explained 17:53 How the Neuralink device is installed in the brain and how it cures brain injuries like epilepsy and restores memory loss 27:06 Humans are already cyborgs, and AI symbiosis explained, transfer thoughts from brain to brain without talking 34:31 Neuralink can save state, meaning you can save memories and information in your brain 38:40 Where does consciousness arise, when does consciousness become and they talk about self improvement, and talk about the future cognitive ability with Neuralink 48:40 They talk about the inevitability of super smart Artificial Intelligence, and they talk about how long until Neuralink is normal 54:50 Where and what will we be in 25 years 57:14 They talk about covic 19, and how it changed the world 1:07:00 Elon talks about his tweets to free America, and they talk about the brilliance of the Twitter Warzone 1:13:50 Where should people get their news and information, and they talk about how the quarantine should be a choice 1:20:57 They discuss the current state of the country because of the lockdown, and a good idea 1:24:55 Is there a danger to politicise the lift of the lockdown and blame Donald Trump, they also talk about hospitals rule deaths from covid 19 symptoms as death from covid 19 1:34:38 They talk about other diseases and things that kill more people than covid 19 1:41:30 They talk about healthy diets, intermittent fasting, how to improve quality of sleep 1:45:55 Does Elon have to exercise, black mirror and jiu jitsu 1:51:05 When is the Tesla Roadster and CyberTruck being released, and they talk about the future of Tesla this comment was really hard to do PLEASE LIKE SO OTHERS CAN SEE

[@BusinessGoat99]

Jatin Kumar thanks I appreciate it

[@NeuromodulatorNetwork]

As a Harvard neuroscientist, I'm incredibly excited about the prospects of Elon's NeuraLink that is projected to be able to employ as much as 10 individual 4-mm chips within one person's brain, each chip of which will have multiple nanowires capable of projecting to and innervating distal ad-hoc neural targets (~1,000 neurons per chip). These nanowires will be able to spatiotemporally detect endogenous neuronal activity and simultaneously emit corrective current pulses to ameliorate various conditions, akin to what deep-brain stimulation is already providing for many patients with Parkinson's disease. Although many of the aims of NeuraLink that Elon has delineated in this vid will likely not come to fruition anywhere near within the time frame that he's provocatively extrapolated to Joe, these efforts are paving the way toward some truly versatile technology that will eventually be able to mitigate many disease conditions and perhaps even augment certain aspects of healthy neural signaling. The latter would undoubtedly open up Pandora's box to a host of obvious caveats and ethical concerns. Therefore, thoughts on regulations would also come into the forefront at the advent of such a polarizing event, which will likely not occur within our lifetime. On a related note, I'm currently developing neuro-related vids for my forthcoming channel, the crux of which will be to provide realistic action steps for leveraging our brains to improve our lives. So feel free to sub in the interim if interested. 🧠⚡🤯 My "about" section provides verifiable proof of my Ph.D. in neuroscience and postdoctoral training at Harvard, to preemptively refute any spurious rebuttals from cantankerous persuasions. As for those who still want to leave any hater/troller-esque comments, which are strikingly commonplace in the KZbin comment sphere and often suggest deep psychological pain underneath any veiled humor, consider choosing love/empathy over fear/hate. We're in this together.💓🧘‍♂️🌎

[@Rawbert403]

People who comment this are important. Thanks.

[@mitkoik]

Thanks for work!

[@lexyb5008]

Yes good job

[@danielkhan1109]

Elon's wife : talk dirty to me Elon : *stays silent for 20 secs* For sure

[@jkid0202]

hahahahaa

[@randomdude189]

I’m am... let’s see well I’m going to... well I’m not going to but will soon commence in doing.... insemination ironically not for the purpose of reproduction with you

[@shaungreen4302]

Duck my life funniest shit ever

[@cindybacchus7025]

Hehe😂🤣

[@theoldgods8229]

Many highly intelligent people do not respond right away in conversations. They pause to process the information as thoroughly as possible before they respond.

[@MarilenisW]

Hey Joe! It’s been 3 years already ,bring Elon back again please . Thank you

[@julianaimiranda164]

🎉🎉🎉ele já mora em Marte🤔🤔

[@taroushi]

dude he was on the podcast in october...

[@taroushi]

#2054

[@shortylucy]

Indeed!!!

[@AnotherMFwithstudy]

its on spotify

[@garethanthonyclark4879]

I love these podcasts as its not an interview but more of a conversation.

[@rtistrilogy]

What's my name?? Read it for know that Reality for salute when see mirror to real intelligence where Respect to legends

[@steezi3799]

Wtf

[@Snip42]

Yeah that’s like the whole point of a podcast

[@chinsymcgee1327]

Daddy? Why is my brother named elk meat? Thats enough, 5-meo-dimethyltryptamine

[@visionwise]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@duketheproducer6127]

Thank your for this 😂

[@SHINYxCHROME]

lmao

[@ryancarroll5374]

Chinsy Mcgee 😂🤣😭

[@krizo3]

Top comment.

[@AI-if6in]

Elon: “BED TIME X Æ A-12!” X Æ A-12: _windows shutdown sound_

[@frydsaman6857]

lol

[@miguelwesten3408]

Hehehe nice!

[@joelmartin9461]

hahaha i died

[@joey.vizualz]

Saw that meme too bro....

[@GabeGullion]

Doo do do doo 🎶

[@georginjimmy]

Elon: returns to JRE Podcast Tesla stockholders: *sweats Intensely*

[@XxStirCrazedxX1]

TRUTH!

[@artemis9253]

I'll bet they're glad they brought a change of underwear today.

[@R0ndu]

Georgin You funny sob 😂😂😂

[@doalwa]

Georgin Kaniyaly was looking for this comment, wasn’t disappointed 😀

[@artemis9253]

@@diaz6636 They're going to shit themselves at some point just like last time.

[@yunggmarkavelli]

"if you don't make stuff, there is no stuff" -Elon Musk

[@은심이-l6q]

If you make stuff, you are God

[@TaunyaMillet-vg2eu]

I agree with Elon.

[@SYSM71]

A materialistic view..

[@shawnganske8731]

"Oh thank you master for your words of wisdom" -someguy

[@SpacePope420]

When Elon spent $6.5 million and became majority shareholder of Tesla, a year after it was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. The only patent in Elon's name regarding Tesla is the shape of the charging station nozzle. He also had almost nothing to do with developing PayPal. And he forced a contract that requires he's referred to as a Founder of PayPal. Even though he isn't.

[@Daniel6744Hbb]

This Elon dude looks like a very Down-to-Mars guy

[@Girry_]

😂😂😂😂

[@ndabenhlegogo9154]

Underrated comments 🤣🤣🤣

[@fotini777]

You are delusional he is pure pure pure evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fotini777]

Yeah so down to earth he wants to rid us of humanity are you dumb???

[@brendanjones]

😆👏🏼

[@hahtos]

"Too many smart people go to finance and law...." amen to that.

[@readyfuels17]

And too many idiots get phds in the humanities

[@jp05598]

100%. It’s the smart people following the $ though. I had almost perfect grades and was poor. How else to make $ and pay back loans as fast as possible but to go into finance

[@simplelife88393]

oy vey

[@joeballer4036]

timestamp?

[@marcusperez9185]

@@joeballer4036 9:16

[@apolitis1]

everyone: aw the baby is making his first steps ........ Elon: hmm the neural net is improving its kinetic code

[@jfish032]

🤦‍♂️

[@andreavenaa]

Elon is both and that’s what makes him the man! I believe most people are amazed at how fast baby’s learn and their neural pathways develop but Elon is just more informed on the subject.

[@OfficialGOD_YT]

stupidfkr

[@Golden_Arm_Bey357]

🤣🤣🤣

[@iriscandy6377]

crying

[@muhsinachipra7762]

We really need another one of this now in 2024 with Elon. Since so much have changed ✔

[@brotherhood5735]

X Æ A-12: * *drowns* * Elon: * *puts him in rice* *

[@lloydandrei4450]

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[@TanRicky321]

A tub of rice 😂

[@freddieh.mercury8893]

Brotherhood this was funny as hell

[@daywalker________7677]

That actually makes sense for them.

[@ImDougDimmadome]

I shit you not I thought Reddit cracked it. I seen a post saying it was code for “Kyle.”

[@bryndorritt4596]

Elon : "yeah, she's great at names" Joe : "yeah" (don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh)

[@alaiaomanu6318]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWjUpWqagt-egac batman beyond movie cast

[@Freestyler4130]

Lmao

[@Freestyler4130]

I remember when my brother was like 8yrs old he named our dog optimus prime... his favorite transformer...HE WAS 8!

[@BlackQback]

Why didn't Joe push Elon to say how they will actually call their son? "Hey X Æ A-12!" somehow doesn't really roll off the tongue.

[@zerozerg2789]

Bryn Dorritt 😂

[@DonDon9000]

**x ae a-12 starts crying** elon: uh oh i think someone needs an oil change

[@MrGonzonator]

Wtf is an "oil change"?

[@guzzo3913]

@@MrGonzonator are you stupid or?

[@Dronax]

@@MrGonzonator whoosh

[@tomnucci1272]

@@MrGonzonator he's implying a robot baby

[@smexypanda89]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@carolbutler9786]

I never get tired of listening to Elon Musk doesn't matter what he talks about!! Love his voice, accent and especially his laugh..go Joe for having Elon on your pod casts love it ❤😮

[@LouiseByrne-i4q]

Invite Elon musk back to have a chat please ❤

[@909sickle]

"If you don't make stuff, there's no stuff................ yeah." --Elon Musk

[@shushan23292]

@Dom __D happens to me all the time

[@aWondrousMind]

909sickle glitch in the simulation

[@abefroman8821]

Joe is a moron. He says universal basic income but money doesnt feed people. You cant put it in your gas tank or use it as medicine. Its just paper. Im glad Musk said this because dumb people dont understand this concept evidently.

[@tilley7242]

1:21:39

[@Aldiggy2000]

That was almost on the level of "Black Science Man" meme - People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do.

[@donhossy4526]

*Elon talking about neuralink* Joe: SO IT'S LIKE ICE FISHING IN YOUR SKULL

[@DanRobards]

I mean it's an excellent metaphor. That's how Joe has gotten to the top. He's the everyman

[@lilpumpupthejam9302]

@@DanRobards it's an excellent metaphor for idiots who don't understand what cutting something in a circle means.

[@honestexpression6393]

@@lilpumpupthejam9302 Have you ever gone ice-fishing?

[@Srdan1el]

@@lilpumpupthejam9302 Yeah...congratulations guy. You're smart!

[@avichayilyachnes264]

That was hilarious! And it was in the context of talking about thick skulls

[@rajmeghwal6035]

Joe - "As a human being yourself". Elon - *sweating profusely*

[@a3van609]

69 duuuuuude

[@lucasr2050]

Elon probably sees 99% of humans as advanced apes

[@Whitlock718]

RIGHT!

[@Fuzzled369]

@@lucasr2050 same here

[@adriennefurey7868]

Lucas R love him on soul pandcake,elites in pizza gate call children chicken,watch the clip!!pizza gate is real...

[@nicolausgilbertwilson6399]

Joe: How do you say your kids name? Elon: No idea.

[@brandonstephens1447]

Nicolaus Gilbert Wilson or “You’ll have to ask my wife” 😂

[@guinea_horn]

He really didn't even answer the question

[@Sjcstro84]

Yeah he didn't really answer. Archangel? Lol

[@4GermanGames]

X Ash Archangel musk

[@joshbanks4732]

I believe he’s in some deep shit

[@christopherramirez9051]

X Æ A-12: “there’s no way to assign a probability with accuracy here” Elon: “aw he said his first word”

[@alienspace9679]

"LOL dood, Elon is a super genius scientist and not the worlds biggest bullshit artist funded by his rich parents dood. That must make his kid who he pretentiously named after some random numbers and letters, a super mega genius dood, thats funny lol."

[@AXharoth]

is it pronounced ksasha ?

[@joeyreups11]

Poor kid he’s in for a life of being rich but his peers probably won’t take too kindly to a kid with a name that is unpronounceable

[@hudsoncampbell5064]

@@alienspace9679 what the fuck, dude

[@LucidOpticLab]

@@joeyreups11 X is easily pronounced.

[@lalovasquez6897]

Elon: it’ll be able to cure eyesight Joe: ice fishing

[@bossokanagan2930]

Vision deterioration isn't neurological. It's the warping and fogging of the lens in your eye, FFS.

[@Stizzzzzzzz]

Boss Okanagan you don’t think there’s a shot he can cure vision? He said he’s going to make quadriplegic people walk...

[@chemientotter7460]

@@bossokanagan2930 we have crude artificial eyes + brain implants that work right now

[@DrippUP]

@@Stizzzzzzzz i dont believ shit elon musk has to say. time to start showing

[@777-h6d]

@@DrippUP lol you're pathetic dude.

[@mohammadasadullah3642]

Some advance vocabulary from Mr. Musk 1. Yeah 2. OK 3. Sure 4. Pause 5. Eh 6. Oh 7. Sure 8. Initial part of sentence x 2.

[@Ayman1o1]

Where's umm

[@RyanNorton308]

Elon: "Drill a hole in the skull and insert the device" Joe: "KINDA LIKE ICE FISHING?!"

[@hankdestratenmaken7450]

ryan norton i love joe’s imagination

[@RyanNorton308]

@@hankdestratenmaken7450 truly is amazing! Hahaha.

[@rosegold-beats]

Detroit become human

[@boitheboi8031]

@@rosegold-beats AHAHAHHAHQAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@thug0071984]

@Psy Art calm down on the drugs dude

[@Garrettdx1988]

Elon isn’t even trying to blend in with us Earthlings at this point

[@wedemgoyz7678]

cause he knows his son will be AI robot when he gets older

[@draklen2244]

@@fancydapperallclass.2345 I'll take two please.

[@freeair9460]

I agree. But wonder is that good or bad.?...

[@draklen2244]

@@freeair9460 the only way it could be bad is if the programing glitches and they become power obsessed money hungry fembots who want to control our lives....at which point most of us are just back to status quo. Wow after reading that back I should probably seek therapy about the briarpatch of psycho-bitches I've been through.

[@James-dn8dh]

"Brain cycles"

[@mrbuck8912]

‪Elon Musk - “ We have a device that will go into the skull and enable people to walk again “‬ Joe : “kinda like ice fishing, you ever gone ice fishing? ‬

[@johnjackson4559]

Very caveman of him

[@kek3582]

@@NeuromodulatorNetwork Why are you writing like this

[@TruthTalk1221]

Aaron M. Lambert, Ph.D. Yeah I Highly doubt we’ll see this doing all that he claims but we’ll see.

[@NeuromodulatorNetwork]

@@kek3582 To entertain a few people (actually thousands within all of these comments on this vid) and gain some subscribers for my forthcoming channel in this process. That is all. I wish you well, buddy. 🧠⚡🤯

[@shaunneolson6039]

Its fucking exelerating

[@myselflove-bf3uv]

we don't difine Elon by the fact that he is wealthy. Because that wealth came from his and his people's hardwork. And also he's been keeping saying the same thing, "I want to be useful to humanity" way beofre he become this wealthy. we difine Elon by the fact how he think things, how hard he works for humanity, and who he is. Thank you Elon for being you.

[@BOMBPOP-n4i]

Elon, rich or poor is 💯 a humanitarian....love him or hate him, he's doing things for your benefit and u don't even realize it....human or robot, he roots for planet Earth...

[@kdktrapz3267]

The substitute teacher gonna lose their shit when they see his kids name

[@npc-tq6yi]

I see what you did there... bilakay

[@Hammster99]

Need a new Key and Peele skit about celebrity kids' names in class

[@minakoaino3917]

"it's pronounced ledasha"

[@oog2370]

Get to principal O Shakalakeneyseys office right now

[@allstartuition267]

Hash for short

[@kennybajoon4434]

Elon's son: Dad I don't want to sleep yet Elon: Alexa shut him down

[@thembadgers]

LOL

[@moneymonroesays]

💯 lmfao but real holy shit balls, no joke!

[@WhoDoYouThinkYouAreIam027]

10/10

[@lecamper7435]

Kenny Bajoon it wouldnt be alexa though

[@macberry4048]

@@lecamper7435 bixby

[@Aziz1.]

Joe: knocks on the table Elon: feels real doesn’t it? ☺️

[@justice3350]

Very good

[@SlimJimJoey]

“You think that’s air you’re breathing now?” Welcome to the Matrix.

[@flowerpt]

We 100% live in reality because that's what we call this. There are other spaces with different names.

[@psdaengr911]

He is real, real awkward when speaking about personal stuff, or to someone clueless, not as an expert about work or peers.. You can see he's translating what he thinks into dumbed down phrases.

[@linseylee6104]

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[@jeanneberengere8063]

Thanks. Good video. I'm never 100% sure I can make money. Never place 100% of your savings in just one type or type of investment

[@sergio-gw3ju]

Always aim for a week. Set your maximum cups lost per week. it's still perfectly logical, it's quite passive and rewarding

[@daviniafelipe4412]

Every investor's dream is to find a strategy that guarantees, if not 100% success, at least 99.99%.

[@JingyiQing]

It's like that. The crypto space is a very sensitive area. It took me two months to understand the benefit of functioning correctly, the adaptation saved me. Thanks to the expert, John Joseph

[@eugeniozapacosta6390]

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[@vandejong9343]

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[@ballkans]

Joe Rogan: So , how are doing Mr Musk? Elon Musk: 5 secs pause, good.

[@dend1]

Musk augments: Rerouting internal servers.. Condition met: Good Elon Musk 5 seconds later: "Good"

[@ACTHdan]

He’s computing

[@craigwagner9698]

Dark_Matter I can’t decide if Musk is a really smart and complex guy who has trouble putting his thoughts into words or is just protecting some of his business ideas and thoughts and is projecting the scenario that he is complex and a deep-thinker. But he’s still a corporatist despite his denial and also a bit of a conspiracy theorist.

[@sukkyonewdo1937]

@@craigwagner9698 Going by the fact that he's used his smarts to become one of the richest people on the planet, I'd probably lean towards the first one

[@resist1581]

@@craigwagner9698 hes an alien

[@shan_singh]

Substitute teacher : arrives X Æ A-12 : *demonic laughing*

[@adamzez]

Sub: Ex Ash Aye Twelve? X: oh... here Sub: Aye aye ron?

[@iamanderson]

@@adamzez Voo yay Voo yay

[@fabior.9326]

@T0nyMc716 Of course not

[@kedabro1957]

@@adamzez I give it 1 month before it naturally simplifies to "Sasha"

[@adamzez]

@T0nyMc716 Do you not think private schools have substitutes? What are private school teachers these gods floating amongst us who cant take a sick day?

[@SimpCentral_]

Elon: "my babies name is pronounced x ash archangle" Joe: "hahahaha"

[@j-kolh7773]

Daily Dose of Tik Tok hahaha that’s the best part of the 2 hours for sure! Elon’s face, he wants to bust out his NotAFlameThrower. Whether on Joe in revenge or himself in self pity, we will never know...

[@sweetswing1]

It is retarded.

[@donnajk4423]

Wow this is the first time i have ever listened to Elon in an interview, what a relaxing experience it was. His gentle voice and relaxed manner was better than a meditation .

[@lilpaycheck4845]

Joe : "Babies are so cute, right?" Elon : "NeuRo WeBs."

[@jojojojojo9806]

😁😁

[@BassManDan1018]

Haha

[@UmarRamirez]

Lil Paycheck - was that snippet a sign of psychopathy or a “lack of empathy”?

[@aceplayys7847]

@@UmarRamirez stop tryna act smart bro 😭

[@LazyDev27]

@@UmarRamirez No he's just fascinated by the developing human brain and was comparing it to machine learning.

[@seatato4468]

I love how joe just exaggerates everything and elons just sitting there like "sure"

[@sovereignty5673]

gratuitous narcissistic posturing

[@Glanthor88]

@@magikstick8191 *exaggerating like comedians.

[@Jacob-le6nh]

Magik Stick woah you’re so edgy

[@Eliht01]

I’d say enthusiastic rather than exaggerating. If nobody was enthusiastic then you’ll have a very mundane conversation and I’d fall asleep

[@jimcarrey2866]

Joe is like this with AI, Aliens, or pretty much anything that fascinates him but him doesn't quite understand it

[@mattfulton8933]

Joe “ Will we be able to” Rogan Elon “ eventually” Musk

[@toasty2800]

🤣👌

[@nahihai]

Say that in Bruce Buffer announcement voice.

[@jakedoe2398]

fire

[@XanderDoesThings]

loool

[@nicholascenci8808]

WHEN?????

[@abhijeetsindhu7928]

Who's here after Mithu Don's story 😂😂

[@swatantra3827]

Me broo 😂😂😂

[@rynocyberz5116]

Me too bro 😂

[@OMIii-w2v]

Bhai 🤣

[@sauravsharma7873]

😂😂😂

[@HappyStripedTiger-uu9pw]

Mai bhi

[@Tony2Phony]

Elon: We are going to change the way humans communicate forever Joe: My kids are really good at TikTok

[@newtochrist6239]

Thomas Ranard 😭😭😭

[@whatever9042]

Lmfao. C’mon take it easy on joe. He’s talking to Elon musk for crying out loud. Funny though good job.

[@intervention861]

Hahahha Elon looks at Joe the same way scientists look at monkeys

[@crackerbarrelkid5517]

I’m dying 😵

[@NotGoodAtYoutube]

Thomas Ranard Oof his kids use tiktok I feel bad

[@loseroveou9084]

2012: naming ur kids after celebrities 2020: naming kids after an airplane

[@horstherbert35]

2024: naming a kid after your own planet

[@JonathanPoto]

first kid in history who will able to legitimately say their gender is Attack Helicopter

[@butter_nut1817]

2100: Naming your kid in English

[@Jackman1st]

I’m named after Jack from titanic 🤣

[@JK360noscope]

Honestly it's a progression

[@climbingpablo]

Marriage is coming... Elon: GET RID OF ALL ASSETS!

[@Amir-iz8eh]

🤣🤣🤣bro best comment

[@DP-oi9nd]

My thoughts

[@GM6.7]

Except one of the most iconic new business worth billions that she could get a small piece of

[@BarkusMuhl]

He should do the opposite. Assets held pre marriage can potentially be kept.

[@alexandreabashia]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roonietube]

How calmly Elon addresses stupidity. So easy to get frustrated if you're a smart guy. It's pretty lonely being smart. But he handles it with humility. Great emotional control.

[@senvers3459]

You wouldn't know

[@HALDism]

*Elon Musk’s kid logs into website* Website: Are you a robot? Kid: no Website: Enter your name Kid: *windows shutdown sound*

[@johnnykebab3299]

ABU Algeria the sound coming from him tho

[@46september]

hahaha...

[@levib]

Why would the name X crash a website?

[@Theendlessriver77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ali-xq9hc]

@@levib algebra x = to 10 +

[@YOLO-jj4fj]

Joe: you want to get high? Elon: No we got high last time Joe: Did we?

[@ASDWEWE]

@Christopher King Yes

[@kevinh8274]

I'll smoke with u bro

[@logicmr.8351]

Last time he did, Tesla dropped 9% next day, and 2 of the executives left his party lol

[@blazealwayswins]

@Christopher King yes in his older video of them talking

[@erezamir7218]

Logic Mr. And not long afterwards tesla regained it all

[@Mike9201984]

“Elon’s going back on JRE???” *immediately shorts Tesla stock*

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Time to fire up the blunt!

[@jamieboi6582]

Wahahaha!!🤣🤣 Brilliant...!!👏👏

[@saen2755]

I was about to fuccking say thatttttt

[@jamieboi6582]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪💪

[@ShortsbyPM1]

Lol. This was exactly my first reaction after seeing when it was uploaded.

[@taherzahrani201]

I’ve never missed a podcast of Elon 😂

[@dannyh5937]

The way Brandon Schwab acts around Joe Rogan is the way Joe Rogan acts around Elon Musk.

[@StannisDoyleWood]

100%

[@13whip13]

Yes

[@coolzredz]

Danny H 😂😂👏👏😂😂

[@mmatrainee]

Accurate and understandable

[@nikieddi]

HAHAH

[@MealEpicTime]

“If you don’t make stuff, there is no stuff.” -Elon Musk 2020

[@thasuperstars]

That line is in the Compilation -I made a Compilation remix of it 😆 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqubZqptf8eZrqM

[@FishJokes]

We kinda gotta lotta stuff already

[@NeuromodulatorNetwork]

"If you make stuff, make sure that it will actually do what you provocatively claim to millions of Rogan viewers." - Me (Harvard Neuroscientist) 2020 Neuro-related vids to come soon, so sub in the interim if interested. Cheers.

[@belgiamerican7726]

I got upset when he said that. Makes you realize how little respect he has for the general population. Thank god he explained to us non-billionaires how a factory works.

[@baggingstruetoyou5881]

The genius of our time

[@davidcharles900]

Elon seems like he would enjoy not having to talk.

[@pxtrykae]

Seems very fond of the idea

[@joesuchy1157]

David Charles certainly seems that way

[@noirling1]

@facciabella85 Telepathy isn't a language. it's a way to convey language.

[@kev6t9]

Noirling in sum parallel universe telepathy is a language

[@katyungodly]

It’s a mood. I hate talking most of the time haha

[@I_AmTheHunkar]

Bro naming his kid off his favorite droid from Star Wars

[@DarthRevan-cs9pn]

HK-47

[@xanhteps8667]

This podcast is the prequel to most black mirror episodes.

[@Анекдоты-й5о]

👌kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppPVq6JvqaeSj7c

[@canschottke1047]

And also Love Death Robot. For sure!

[@deeds1463]

Elon before the show: what can i do this time to lower stock prices? Joe: Have you tried DMT?

[@waynekerr2472]

The dmt jokes are so worn out but this make me smile

[@Endis8093]

easier to go up after you've went down

[@forbin1185]

Fuck yeah!!!

[@JZETH_]

collin deeds lmao in tears

[@tdubbs684]

For the record TSLA was at $776 at the moment of upload

[@marilynwalker5087]

Elon Musk: nobody lives forever Elon Musk thoughts: but eventually we'll fix that problem *beep boop*

[@ripkm-iwaly]

*Beep booping intensifies*

[@recess7]

@Nick Pitrone 🤣🤣

[@Shadow_2055]

LOL HAHAHA!!! U nailed it!!!

[@aniqshardin]

21:13 my WhatsApp tone now

[@AlexRodriguez-lf7gu]

Elon is a alien

[@omarfakharany5348]

The first 15 mins is like having a conversation with a stranger on Omegle

[@neliz2k]

I don't see any dicks though.

[@spankg888]

@@neliz2k i see two

[@XGCHEAVYFIRE1]

Bobs or vegana🙏🏻

[@uberlolzzz]

That's a damn smart omegle stranger lol

[@uberlolzzz]

@ʌryx He thinks before he speaks. It's pretty refreshing to listen to in a way

[@limyize]

*Elons kids name is what you name yourself when all the usernames are taken*

[@bdehalfdead5510]

Hahahaha

[@benoto1014]

When you're rich and have a genius father.. probably doesn't matter anyway. Your name could be Gaylord and it'd be fine.

[@xYouthAttackx]

@@benoto1014 hahhaha Gaylord Musk

[@rocknrory]

It's more like a password lmao

[@thataintnomoonsucka]

Win.

[@stacysmith7387]

He’s like a turtle coming out of his shell on this show

[@MrChill156]

Stacy Smith This may be the top underrated comment here so forth.

[@bald_flexproductions565]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-ylqini5V5eac Joe Rogan Fistfight

[@Ruhjuh]

So you mean dying? since thats what happens if turtle comes out of it's shell

[@charlesbotensten]

Personally, feel like there were many missed moments to dig deeper about neuralink & covid

[@bossgd100]

Hahaha

[@Michael-hb3ip]

I love to listen to this robot talk and I think Joe enjoys it too.

[@JohnSmith-mj5wl]

X Æ A-12 gon give it to ya

[@cinodigital3999]

I wish i came up with this

[@katainz]

yeh this kid probably gon end us all 1 day

[@tonyjohnson1305]

@@katainz Made he already did and were just a simulation.

[@Lukeskywanka]

John Smith 😂omg my lungs need lunglink am collapsing right now bruh 😂🤣

[@koskenkorva123]

perfect

[@seanbonvie7983]

Joe Rogen: says a whole lot a random shit Musk: Sure

[@Radhatter1]

He finds Rogen tedious and a bit of a fool

[@Chris-yi9gc]

Paneristi presumptive take

[@sonicleet]

@@Radhatter1 this may or may not be true. imo elon musk loves the way Joe entertains great conversation.

[@djunfamous]

Paneristi he’s been ok record saying he’s a fan and it’s his second visit. I don’t think that’s accurate at all

[@albertolopez6444]

Musk sounds like the name of a dope song

[@GooseBurt]

I’m disappointed that Joe didn’t wear his pink shirt.

[@Infiniti.151]

He learnt from last time not to do that😂

[@chillyourself5208]

LMAO that thumbnail is hilarious

[@ryanharwood1268]

Totally agreed, Joe's Blouse game is strong.

[@NormaLilia24]

He didn’t dress up for him this time around 😂

[@Iheartdgd]

Lmfao the Salmon Blouse. He’s definitely kicking himself now for not wearing it..

[@himanshumeshram981]

Hearing this man excels the series of things we can do in this world

[@sixfootgrave]

Elon: its a precise surgery procedure Joe: So its like ice fishing on head

[@wren4077]

A lot of the times he's just trying to make stuff more accessible for his audience.

[@sixfootgrave]

@@wren4077 im sure buddy, its just hilarious

[@darudesquidy3462]

@@sixfootgrave its his job to make it as easy for us to understand what the guest is saying

[@kingofnara]

Lmao

[@steveselanne9773]

Don't overrate Elon. He sells unrealistic projects in exchange of the discounted future cashflow now.

[@mitchcarter6090]

Joe: So how are you liking being a father in an this craziness?.. Elon: Yeah, babies are awesome!... so I've been working on this new AI...

[@amyashley3182]

So. Awkward. 😂😂😂

[@akshigohil2543]

Lmao

[@jacksonfrease9792]

@@calebsmith666 so is your letter c

[@spinmaster6995]

mitch carter he was talking about fatherhood when he said that...

[@laurenellerbeck89]

AIs to help automate his kids possibly?

[@piercedorman5350]

"You can talk to a tree but its not very entertaining." - Elon Musk

[@FastPitchInvestor]

OSMIUM beats It is for the tree.

[@fearlessjoebanzai]

He certainly hasn't met the trees in my neighbourhood!

[@T1ddlywinks]

I talk to trees all the time, and I find it very entertaining lmao

[@Blue-rx9sr]

Well, there goes my Saturday night.

[@bestclips4888]

@@T1ddlywinks ill talk to your mom you bad lil boy!

[@wiseguy2255]

My mother in law got this done in NM and it fixed her tremors! Good shit

[@sampragyaagarwal6325]

Our body... Elon: it's all electric Joe: it's all drugs

[@xaviero8678]

Sampragya Agarwal technically electrochemical, so both are right

[@momentary_]

@@xaviero8678 Both are partially right. That's why bringing these two together is so powerful.

[@Elon_Trump]

its an electrochemical reaction to a genetic code

[@fishfire_2999]

You are what you eat ,Plant based high frequency , 🍰 low frequency. Combined with other factors of course ,I know people that eat well whose frequencies are sub 0.

[@fishfire_2999]

@@sampragyaagarwal6325 And this just happened yesterday night ? Why is it yesterday night sounds odd but tomorrow night doesn't ?

[@m.d8537]

Elon: everything is electrons. Joe: everything is drugs.

[@capatheist]

The human body and consciousness. Not everything

[@m.d8537]

@@capatheist are u sure? Because every color you see and everything you hear or feel is based on the electric charge and the magnetic force. Except gravity but u feel it from the collision of electrons. But am not saying electrons are everything.

[@Astares9]

@@capatheist consciousness is the tool in which god operates in this dimension

[@theNiteMann]

What about proton, neutrons, muons, tau particles, and bosons?

[@codeybales1593]

everything is chemicals powered by electrons to dendrites and synapses to my anus hole and then I fart. it's beautiful

[@Yusuke_Denton]

Elon: Yeah she's pretty good with baby names. Everyone: lol

[@jayfn6898]

Zabe Denton 😂😂

[@gratuitous1]

That baby will definitely identify as an attack helicopter. And the confirmation surgery?! Yikes

[@lindsayCswain]

😂😂😂

[@suyogregmi183]

"Your baby's name must contain one upper case , a number , a punctuation and a letter from space to ensure proper connection ." #XAEA-12

[@StacksOnBricks]

Suyog Regmi Brilliant mate!

[@dude231ification]

The very first Password Baby

[@Redplasticplane]

Hahahaha 😆 Well done 👏

[@bradenmorrison9834]

Lmao you can't even tag the full name because of the hyphen 😂😂😂

[@devilisahomo]

science fiction fanboys

[@dennisnedry9190]

Musk: "There's no way to assign a probability with accuracy here." Rogan: "Yea.. but like roughly"

[@IndieMarieRose]

Dennis Nedry lol

[@JATT6976]

Musk response: "0" lol

[@325hpls1]

Yeah...but if someone didn't have a gun and shot you, how probable would that be to a percentage? ....come on! Maybe like 1% maybe less?

[@theredpillar4149]

This reminds me of dialogue in Star Trek, where Kirk asked Spock for a guess at something and he got confused. McCoy had to explain to the Vulcan that they valued his guess more than normal because he was so intelligent... elon sounds exactly like spock here, lol

[@asant90]

😂

[@ja5304]

Joe gave himself 3 additional forehead wrinkles on this podcast

[@zac3392]

Teddy2020 Latex stretched over titanium usually is smooth...

[@phoenixbaker1224]

cONFERRUMINO Resiliō lol

[@mcxi]

Precisely why these two make for such good conversation. One loves to ask “really??” and the other responds with equally amazing information

[@gasdorficmuncher9943]

very funny

[@markoliberty7581]

I must admit, I like Elon Musk's view on things.

[@trippytreereviews7687]

Joe : how do you pronounce your childs name ? Elon : *laughs*

[@hillarygoding6168]

I don't think we really got an answer....

[@gretchenglassbrenner9817]

@@hillarygoding6168 ex-ash-A-twelve

[@Horsestyleshoes]

Gretchen Glassbrenner x ash archangel 12

[@Horsestyleshoes]

Musk

[@barscale597]

Xash archangel..I guess

[@staciebecker3446]

Joe: As a human being, like yourself..." Elon: *internal alien giggle*

[@ericknelson7355]

Joe Rogan really knows how to ask the questions

[@Cartierian]

Elon’s the type of guy that would say “sure...” after a compelling story that was told to him

[@edwin3138]

lol

[@blainebehymer5184]

Sure

[@mrknowmyself]

Elon Demuro

[@tpstrat14]

Well, at least after uncompelling hair-brained ideas are told to him by an ex martial arts comedian

[@gsalazar8176]

@@tpstrat14 its painful

[@jeffm6651]

There's such a huge gap in what they understand about things, its almost a language barrier.

[@joshuastanford]

well put, when he said mind-virus and joes response .., its like he missed the whole direction elon was going

[@prafullvilas1931]

@Don’t play With me I can bet he reads more than you and knows about more things than you ,fuck outta here if you don't like him instead of spreading hate

[@kaihav2405]

In fairness, they’re talking about subject Elon is far more knowledgeable and comfortable with. It’s an interview right (to some extent) and Joe can’t be an expert in everything. The fact he’s capable of engaging in all subjects shows his intelligence. If Joe went on a serious tangent about martial arts, for example, Elon would be inferior... imagine that!

[@connorbaker4159]

Mick Island lmaooo

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Jeff M yeah it’s definitely more apparent here compared to the first time he was on

[@TheOnlyBrandonOrtega]

Elon: We're already cyborgs because of our phones and computers Joe: I wear glasses

[@JonesP77]

Well, basically he is right. glasses are a technology too. Just not highly advanced as a CPU or neuralink in youre brain. But still a technology which is a part of you most of the time.

[@RR-dq1bi]

R 1 second ago this one got me, it's ironic how joe talks about comparing monkeys to people, because this is pretty much the same mental gap occurring

[@jciglesias2477]

@@RR-dq1bi exactly

[@dexter513]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3rckJSPjrGjoZo

[@kworgz]

hes talking about things like google glass....

[@sito1867]

37 minutes in .. ive been alive for 24 years .. this has to be one of the most beautiful conversations i've ever listened 2..... i hope to create and help Elon with his ideas and have him help me with mine - Luis EXC

[@arcosu2720]

Elon: talking about turning changing the course of humanity forever Joe: ice fish machine go brr

[@sterlingmillhollon2520]

arcosu dude 😂🤣😂🤣

[@angelgalvan6810]

Hahah

[@alred9699]

You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen what a sad existence you have. I pity you.

[@minzblatt]

@Vaiserint it's a meme dude, chill

[@josiegreenthumb1451]

Kid’s gunna be copying and pasting his name for the rest of his life

[@PascalKeys]

hahahaha

[@TheDeadMeme27]

X Æ A-12 it realy isnt hard at all. I typed this from memory

[@someoneinyourchatfromdubli7258]

Just call the kid a little Musky 😜

[@thomasalias8492]

@@ryanwilliam95 "Ex Ay Eye". And A-12 is pretty straightforward. Archangel will probably be the nickname.

[@redkingoldhero38]

@@thomasalias8492 lets hope he just goes by archie

[@enock83]

He had to decide between building a house or trying to get to Mars. I’m officially doing nothing with my life.

[@ChandlerRFink]

And ironically enough, he has enough money to do both 10 times.

[@adrianaadnan7704]

Uhh... do u even know how much 1kilo to low earth orbit is? 🤣

[@FICTORIA]

Enjoy the ride mate

[@ddasilma]

Rangel Gomez It’s like 20 or 30 grand but don’t quote me on that.

[@johnyentes6643]

Elon: There is no way to assign a probability with accuracy here Joe: Right...But roughly?

[@michaelcollins4126]

John Yentes that was class.😂😂

[@rickydominy9284]

I know it wasn't meant to be funny but the way he said it straight faced just made me laugh then Joe being oblivious or ignorant just made me die

[@popecosh307]

Dang it you beat me to it

[@AnnusMirabilus]

it reminds me of when he said something like, "there is a one in one billion (I've forgotten the exact odds) chance that we're not in a simulation" then someone at his lectures persisted several times with the question, "but do YOU believe that we are in a simulation?" Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssuuuuuusssssss

[@Tomfoolery8869]

Joe was acting dumb on this one

[@Meg_Lovegood]

Normies: my name is Steven Roberts. Hollywood: my name is Apple. Elon Musk's kid: X Æ A-12 Musk.

[@25schmeckles55]

Still dont knowhow to pronounce it xD even when said it

[@_Ramen-Vac_]

42 would be a great "name" too.

[@noonestudiosmadeofstaliniu5938]

@@25schmeckles55 I'd pronounce it "Zaya 12"

[@jacobk1160]

“Zash-a-twelve” I think

[@blackout2430]

Jacob K you mean C-3PO

[@Mr.MidKnight]

When he said that hydrogen is now sentient, that was a very good metaphor. It reminds me of the slit experiment.

[@DylanRhodes]

X Æ A-12: **Throws tantrum** Elon: **Turns him off** **Turns him back on**

[@robf4605]

Haha

[@liquidminds]

People joke that the kid will be made fun of at school... but they forget that the kid won't have to go to school. It'll get a firmware upgrade.

[@ferrarriohh]

@@liquidminds Vulcan Science Academy at age 5

[@2u2-y2g]

Lmao

[@tonygreif4931]

@@liquidminds After that, it will also be able to operate the not-a-flamethrower.

[@hailindeng6033]

I am person in chinese. Thank both of you for this conversation that make me alone in room feel love somehow.

[@ryadh456]

I never would've thought they'd do a part 2.

[@guusgeluk3693]

Hahaha me too buddy, at first I tougth youtube placed the old podcast in my recommendation again

[@AnonymousQwerty]

Samesies bro

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

Yeah, I didn't think Elons stock could survive a second hit. I mean...podcast. Yeah, that's totally what I meant *hits bong *

[@christiaan7359]

But expected hahahaha 😆 💯

[@thetruthexperiment]

For better or worse Musk is an evangelist for his cause. He believes we need to go to mars and all that jazz. He knows this show is an important way to reach and important audience.

[@RossCampoli]

“Yeah, she’s great at names.” 🙃

[@DublinDan]

CoronaBaby

[@QuentinKarentino]

better than him, clearly. lmao

[@10Catalunya10]

yo i cracked up when he said that

[@codyraulerson4758]

laughed my ass off lol

[@РостиславПухляков]

ELON MUSK. This Evil Genius is working for the LIZARDS. Neuro link will ENSLAVE HUMANITY

[@nathandowning873]

Joe: Will there be unicorns in the future? Elon: There will be unicorns in the future. Joe: Cooooool.

[@respectfulgamer7232]

I love that Joe is not hiding how much he looks up to Elon.

[@pbubalo]

@@respectfulgamer7232 you mean stick his tongue up his ass

[@monikafl2267]

@@pbubalo yeaaaah and you'd be different... you'd be rude to Elon because you're better than Joe and everybody ;) I suppose ;)

[@pbubalo]

@@monikafl2267 i think Musk is a wanker! I'd spit on him

[@bronsonii5036]

Predrag Bubalo being overtly disrespectful online is so cool and unique.

[@madmike_9343]

Elon: Nerolink is installed very carefully Joe: like ice fishing 😂

[@Zarnubius]

"Elon Musk is a business magnet" he remembered

[@theotheteddy9466]

That's why people come back on jre cause it's an actual conversation not a meaningless interview.

[@evanray8413]

@@theotheteddy9466 woosh.

[@arrielradja5522]

@@evanray8413 oh my Gosh that is wrong

[@Waxinasss]

MAGNETS BITCH!! Sorry. I couldn't resist.

[@jacksonhayek2597]

I love that elon is back

[@Epicsandmore24]

Feel like the first thing that comes to his head after a question is "How do I simplify this ?"

[@dvidthoel7209]

No it's "how do I answer I legit don't know and I know I'll sound stupid"

[@rushnande3731]

"If you can't explain a concept to a 5 year old you don't know it" Albert Einstein

[@lilpumpupthejam9302]

you're falling for his charade perfectly

[@musclechic2001]

He said it, "compress a complex idea into words, so the listener can take it and decompress it"

[@lucy9877]

Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s hilarious! 😂 😆

[@CypherYT]

Joe is too scared to tell Elon to pull his mic a fist from his face

[@1SacreD1]

So true though 😆

[@BrothersandCoFilms]

😂😂he is

[@alexlaughton8900]

A fist away from your mouth...

[@LetGoNoControl]

Bruh! 🤣

[@Kirts410]

Jamie needs to raise them levels

[@BruceGorham-ww1is]

Hi Joe I've got a patent in carbon polymers, fibers and plastics and resins and I've been begging Elon to use this for a transit to Mars because steel is far too heavy. Carbon polymers can withstand rocket thrust and repels radiation, spacesuits, colonies etc. it's so much easier but because he feels that it's expensive to do. I've been researching it for years now and it's far better. Especially when going to Mars.

[@Gripengamer]

For a third person perspective, is it worth investing in carbon polymer building?

[@michailkatsas7193]

Joe: Where are we going to be in 25 years Musk : ''Big pause'' Well, assuming civilisation is still around...

[@mickeybuzzkill]

He knows things we don't and it scares me

[@MyAlexStyle]

oooooooh shit wait for conspiracy theorists to hear this

[@michailkatsas7193]

@@MyAlexStyle thats how it usually goes hahah

[@TheSLashera]

@@mickeybuzzkill Or he knows mostly the same things we know, but he just takes them seriously and is actually trying to DO something about it. I mean, we all very well know this planet is going to hell with very quick rates. We are literally destroying it. But while me and you are like meh, that's fucked but whatever... This guy is trying to leave his mark in galaxy lol.

[@michailkatsas7193]

@@TheSLashera he does, but the way the world works, it doesnt help his cause

[@mikenotre4429]

"If you don't make stuff, theres no stuff" - Elon Musk 2020

[@michelleshealinghome]

After he talks about getting rid of most of his possessions.

[@bolmes1133]

bro i was watching this podcast in peace , scrolled down read your comment and he said it while i read it. WTF

[@adamnhas7547]

@@michelleshealinghome With all due respect, I think that he was talking about his useless possessions (unused houses, I guess same for cars..). Maybe I'm wrong.

[@adamnhas7547]

@@michelleshealinghome He then give examples of that "stuff" : food, medical supplies...

[@adamnhas7547]

@@michelleshealinghome But I have to admit that all this isolation stuff is, in some way, good for the planet. I'm just scared about who will pay the price (nationwise debts, unemployment...).

[@federicoredatto2007]

Joe, please Bob Lazar + Elon Musk together

[@dylliedutch]

36:38.....”There’s no way to assign a probability with accuracy here.” That might have been the most Elon Musk response I’ve ever heard.

[@moejuggler6033]

"*but*..."

[@roshaw87]

"sarcasms difficult"

[@jack-dawsonyin-yang1291]

DB ? Is that u