The Florida Man Diaries

[@Jam-og1km]

What I love about the Florida Man meme is that it sounds like the same guy every time, like some kind of weird superhero

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

Clearly a supervillain. Or an antihero at best.

[@RGC_animation]

r/FloridaMan: Yes

[@wazson3178]

superweirdo

[@sternnormal4264]

@@daithiocinnsealach1982 deadpool

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

@@sternnormal4264 Maybe Joker

[@tachycardic3445]

"Florida man throws baby at deputies after high-speed chase" is a real one from a few days ago 0_0

[@Type75Advance]

That some shid

[@Noorboomboomshakalakaboom]

I hope that baby won't grow up to become a Florida man because of that accident

[@tdmn348]

ye ik that one lol

[@satan7481]

@@Noorboomboomshakalakaboom maybe if it survived

[@Pingoz]

Pretty sure that was a Florida woman from like 2 months ago

[@dontparticipate240]

There was a town near my university named Noble so we’d always see “Noble man arrested for…” in the newspaper.

[@martincitopants]

I can relate to being a bit of a prankster too. Like that time I flashbanged a bunch of minimum wage McDonald's employees, Classic!

[@spinyslasher6586]

We do a bit of trolling

[@soniccage7045]

yo

[@deddasna]

Hah! Classic martinciropants

[@elangsuryanegara4230]

Can you bring the ouagadougu back to kerbin?

[@MMT--Games]

Ahh, goofy frog man as always

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

Bro... You definitely should have shown: "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal."

[@danitron8317]

Thats not a florida man, thats average dog owner

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@danitron8317 my friend is a dog owner and after i told him i was studying biology, he shot me in the knees with a spas-12 and then forced me to make his dog immortal despite the fact that i'm still in middle school

[@danitron8317]

@@jockeyfield1954 i mean thats completly reasonable

[@leonl9123]

@@jockeyfield1954 I would have done the same...

[@bigman7271]

​@@jockeyfield1954 Kind of selfish to ask that, especially since the dog might get hurt, it will probably go blind and death and be really hurt, u would die and it would be alone to suffer for eternity, even if its blown up it will keep suffering, i would not wish immortality to my worst enemy , unless they stay the same age forever but even then it would feel so horrible when all its owners would die over and over

[@barrag3463]

I remember hearing that the reason why there are so many "Florida Man" stories from Florida is because the state has really good disclosure laws that allow info about wild events to both be put into public record quickly and easy to look up and access. In truth plenty of states have people doing "florida man" tier escapades but for some reason in particular it's harder for people out of state to find out about those than those of the true "florida men."

[@Log_out21-1]

🤓

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

Yea if California/nyc had those same laws they would be seen as much worse, Florida has crazy people but those places have crazy societies as a whole, still mostly civilized here atleast

[@ScriptCatz]

@@ChickenJoe-tq6xdI mean, floridas the only place I can find flag waving Nazis at the happiest place on earth

[@PURPLE_CANDY2008]

​@@Log_out21-1 bro, you have a Roblox manface bad piggy pfp, don't come up with the 🤓

[@Jillian1--0]

I once saw a article saying that "Florida man broke into neighbors home to cook breakfast telling them to go to sleep" that literally had me laughing out loud

[@auliamate]

Was the food for the neighbor, cause in that case, that's pretty dang nice for a stanger who knowswhere you live.

[@Jillian1--0]

@@auliamate No.

[@Kozzaaz]

What a gentleman

[@medic2229]

i remember seeing this on my tv and just thought “again?”

[@davideb.4290]

and he brought the food himself, like he only broke into the house to use the stove lol

[@speedsterbo1e505]

“Florida man literally to angry to die” how could you miss this classic

[@untroubledwaters2137]

well...*too angry to die

[@saturno6324]

The Doin guy is from Florida confirmed

[@c731-enfi]

Tryndamere?

[@leadendeath]

Doom and Florida just go together so well :)

[@Channelgraveyard]

The random "Bush's baked beans" at 1:15 got me dying

[@quackling7559]

"The alligator is a deadly weapon." - The police forces.

[@ilikemacsalot]

lol

[@antonyluna1442]

It looks like the police are now going to make alligator guns

[@quackling7559]

@@antonyluna1442 yep

[@hueschleckerziege8997]

no shit sherlock

[@hamishstewart5324]

So are the herpes monkeys

[@joemama2737]

My all time favorite headline will always be “ Florida man caught attempting to rob a bank after paying $500 dollars to a ‘wizard’ to make him invisible”

[@aishik5127]

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BattleBoxeR555]

Wizard is a 5 Exlixr card from the hit mobile game clash royale which can summon fire balls from his hands.

[@iwillhealyou...butlater3643]

MERASMUS!!!

[@Pyth_Gamig1324]

@@iwillhealyou...butlater3643 İ WİLL ELİMİNATE MERASMUS FOR LYİNG TO ME AND STEALİNG MY MONEY!

[@badlydrawncars6460]

Wizard skipped town

[@StudioKelpie1993]

I love the florida man feeding the gators bagels and calling them a "Good Boy", weirdly wholesome but sad that they arrested him

[@Yusufspider42]

Probably unhealthy for the gator

[@mcducky3114]

“He’s a good boy… he loves bagels” muh heart

[@pencilcase8068]

Damn man they should have just let him keep it at that point

[@mcducky3114]

@@pencilcase8068 it is quite sad, merry Christmas btw

[@radudumitru7692]

That good boi likes good food.

[@Oceanatornowk]

From what I understand, Florida has very transparent access to criminal records, so it's easy for anyone to just find the crazy shit that happens

[@Horystar]

I mean, I guess it's a good thing, most of the noticeable cases are funnier than fear-inducing.

[@TanteiFox]

Yep (but logic is too hard for people)

[@tdmn348]

r u a florida man trying to defend florida?

[@fletchous444]

I went to Disney 24 hours before Irma made landfall Then went to lunch 3 hours before it hit.

[@Horystar]

@@fletchous444 Dude...

[@gaetanopassantino6269]

Love how the man wasn't charged for potentially harming that living weapon who was likely scared to death.

[@ComicalRealm]

Florida is basically one giant GTA server

[@King-kz2fu]

and the citzens are just ai

[@youtubefrogcozychamp2567]

Ive never heard a more accurate description.

[@samzoguthecommenter8239]

Then we can say that the Florida Man is just a hacker that gets in the server to spawnkill.

[@tuxido4913]

Wow, this comment is so original.

[@deadlyninja112]

@@samzoguthecommenter8239 maybe just has a weirdly high k/d ratio

[@BBKOG]

a few years ago in Chicago, we had an alligator show up in a pond in a park. It was a Florida man who took the alligator, and he went to Florida to live with other alligators. Some are good. The alligator was named Chance the Snapper btw.

[@volvo09]

That must have been quite the stir for the locals! An alligator in Chicago!

[@fifi0005]

lmaoo i remember seeing that story while visiting my grandma in chicago, ironically enough im from florida too

[@SeanWinters]

"chance the snapper" Gold

[@60fpsguy31]

🤠

[@supremelordoftheuniverse5449]

Chicago’s wildlife is way more dangerous than Florida’s

[@logangaming1103]

On Halloween of this year, my neighbors 14 or so were chasing each other on bikes. One was holding a mannequin with a wig on it and the other was chasing it shouting “ give me back my wife” this lasted two hours or so.

[@ChevyTheCat]

Dafauq

[@flyignpig]

My favourite is probably a headline that said something like "Florida man arrested again for RKOing an alligator"

[@vivelespatat2670]

Florida man get shot while drunk, forget he was shot, walk away as if nothing happened. Also Florida have based DaSantis

[@superzockertvyt9630]

He did it again

[@superzockertvyt9630]

Do it again

[@riddlemethat5597]

He's gonna bring home that belt every year.

[@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967]

The gator beater he’s quite a boss

[@juan.3077]

Him singing the national anthem of the Usa is true perfection.

[@swag-sn7ze]

its metal sonic

[@Kiyouq]

It makes it better that he's bri ish

[@kiro2693]

@@Kiyouq you see there is no t in it beacuse they drank it all

[@ynonkak]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED THROUGH THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

[@juan.3077]

Holy shit, the likes here absolutely destroy my 200 like count from my previous record holder

[@edpoolwilson9522]

Apparently there's a law in Florida that allows crime information to be available to the public very easily. That's why there's so many wild crime headlines from there specifically.

[@theannouncer5538]

Imagine being in the final hours of your shitty shift and you’re just like “one more order and I’m clocking out”…only to have that last dude throw an alligator at you😂😂

[@JoniKauf]

I mean she headed out lol

[@rigr5940]

It's only 3 foot what's it gonna do? Just feed it chips and ya got a free pet

[@neptune4200]

@@rigr5940 I'm not sure about this but younglings tend to eat most things, even a human

[@contentthemaker]

@@neptune4200 3 feet isn't big enough to kill but hurt is pretty easy

[@neptune4200]

@@contentthemaker yes, I just mean that smaller ones have higher chances of hurting someone

[@toganium4175]

Some people say that Florida Man is stupid, but not me. He’s out there accomplishing his dreams, no matter how odd they might seem.

[@Anyting9OnTopGrrr]

I also had the same dream of dashing alligators at workers in Wendy's.

[@yanfei7782]

I saw a video of a crackhead running buck naked down the road and managing to keep pace with a truck going around thirthy or forty miles per hour. I am now convinced that crack has the power to turn you into a superhero.

[@medjed24]

"My goals are beyond your understanding"

[@Tururu134]

@@yanfei7782 That might be the scariest story I've heard in a while

[@yanfei7782]

@@Tururu134 Crack is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@mackjones3939]

This whole channel is pure GOLD 🤣

[@PodcastClipsTelevision]

Had me dying. I'm embarrassed to say I fully believed you when you said the gun attack on the hurricane worked.

[@Virtual-caveman]

me too man, me too.

[@jonasjeron1475]

me too bro

[@handsoapjack7456]

Yes

[@gustavabensberg4260]

Well, Florida man would actually be able to do it. Sadly he wasnt there on time

[@nothingisitchingme5874]

I imagined some guys in sunglasses saying hell yeah and chug a few cold ones.

[@parknplay8328]

Man feeding wild alligator: "he's a good boy and loves bagels" I will never get over how funny that headline is

[@FerociousPancake888]

How dare the police infringe on his rights!

[@karlketamine8172]

8:42 that's the curancy of Florida so I don't know why he got charged with a crime

[@--Dannyman--]

As a Florida resident I can confirm I just had to pay 2 infant alligators for a coffee

[@komododragon6397]

Fun Fact: Florida is literally a gun state, it is shaped like an actual gun.

[@deadchanel1298]

No Wonder its in America

[@tempota7792]

And it's only the lower receiver too, totally in Florida Man's MO to rob a Waffle House with only the grip and trigger guard of a gun.

[@untroubledwaters2137]

No it's not. It's America' s Wang because it's shaped like a wang.

[@xSilicov]

I always heard it was America's wang.

[@FrankWaters1900]

Gunshine state 😈

[@DaylightFan4449]

im convinced that when you cross the border into Florida, youre actually crossing into another dimension, theres just too many insane things that happen there, it cant possibly be of this world

[@RocketRola]

it's like crossing into pvp enabled zone in minecraft server

[@HylianMaster-ls2ps]

As a floridian,you are correct

[@CertainlyCaro]

I was born and raised in Florida, and I can in fact confirm this is true. Why else would it be so fucking hot here. The equator? Nope. We're closer to the sun than Earth.

[@bananaboiDrawsthings]

7:56 that went from 0 to 100 real fast

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

News article on Florida men be like: Florida man gets a pet crocodile and floods a whole town for a ‘suitable home’ for crocodile

[@williamgandarillas2185]

Yeah, basically

[@Pingoz]

I'll hyucking do it again

[@equinox-XVI]

Considering how susceptable Florida is to flooding, I don't even think he needs to do it himself

[@pencilcase8068]

He really wants the croccy to have a good time

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@@pencilcase8068 indeed

[@mrtoast5612]

The best Florida man headline of all time is "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target."

[@Exc4Iibur]

@@oled.3217 If it's not real, make it real

[@cheezeit8737]

@@Exc4Iibur hol' up

[@AirventOS]

@@oled.3217 No no, this is real, I've actually seen this a while ago, not recent. As a man of Florida i can confirm

[@marinamilk1322]

I mean Olaf do be kinda thick, I can somewhat see what the Florida man was thinking

[@Exc4Iibur]

@@AirventOS damn it... *zips pants back up*

[@bdawgrise6961]

I love that strictly speaking this stuff happens in every state, Florida is just the most transparent about it 😂

[@walter9240]

Sunshine laws baby

[@THE_CABERMAN_PRIME]

This implies that florida is the U.S's true form

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Florida has a law requiring that anytime someone gets arrested they have to officially report it

[@anarchyman292]

9:16 let the good boy have his bagles

[@mr_indie_fan]

As a dude that grew up in Florida, seeing somebody do weird shit is like a daily occurrence to the point that it isn't weird anymore

[@BroPanth]

my favorite headline of all time is "Florida man breaks into house shaves the cats head and leave without stealing anything."

[@Trimarkovich]

“He’s a good boy, he likes bagels” ☺️ I can relate, my pet gator loves bagels also

[@bleachsanchoblastk]

Bet they also like to eat beagles

[@jackygemme863]

He also likes my arm

[@Qutoe]

The reason it‘s such a phenomenon is because in florida, these cases have to be made public by law. Same shit happens everywhere, we just hear about it from florida because media scour those records.

[@zacheray]

Bs I’ve been in Florida a lot., it’s a drug riddled fever dream

[@StrayKev]

@@zacheray dont worry bud, let me buy you some tickets to san francisco

[@fmgmack]

@@StrayKev lmao San Francisco has waaayyyy less crime and drugs than the big Florida cities😂😂

[@sebastienholmes548]

@@zacheray you've never been to Detroit.

[@loch1352]

@@fmgmack I’ve lived in Jacksonville for my entire life, and the first time I had a car stolen was when I took a trip to Seattle

[@jestermgee]

This dude is brilliant, so much effort and comedy in these vids, have watched them all and now I need a lie down

[@cyber-7878]

The real reason why we have so many weird stories from Florida is because they have transparent public records that can be easily consulted by memelords who want to make memes about those stories

[@theasianpianoboy6750]

“There were headlines with the scaly bastards… AND the alligators” This guy is a genius

[@MJTVideos]

Fun fact: Part of the reason there are so many Florida man stories is because Florida has a law that allows the publication of certain court cases that aren’t public in other states, meaning that Florida could not be the only “Florida”

[@Cooe.]

Lol spoken like a true Floridian. 🤣 Your reputation is permanently tarnished (and not without at least some amount of justifiable cause either, law differences or not). Just accept, own, and revel in it already. 🤷

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

I think the real reason for the “Florida man” is that in Florida its really easy to obtain arrest records so there’s less of a hassle than anywhere else

[@Fiemus9]

Exactly. The sunshine laws makes it pretty much 100% open records

[@toveey1782]

“Record-breaking hurricane. Not good.” *The more you know*

[@namt6]

The More you live

[@masnidebelicrnac]

The more you live

[@namt6]

@@masnidebelicrnac copyed reply

[@masnidebelicrnac]

@@namt6 I thought you started a chain xd

[@namt6]

@@masnidebelicrnac no

[@nlmbboogz7382]

Never watched this channel before but you definitely got a new sub ! , info is fire , presented well, and that outro song is just brilliant 🔥🔥🔥‼️

[@cloroxbleach7554]

I want to see a fight between Florida man vs. Russian man vs. Brazil man.

[@2382-h1n]

It would be the ultimate showdown

[@PTS-Maid]

Florida man will easily win this no doubt

[@shadowassassinz7413]

@@PTS-Maid florida man slaps mid dif

[@theteleportedbread8803]

We missing Australia man

[@ReadThisIfYourG3y]

We be missing Asian parent with the slipper

[@Gen-ZChristian]

Fun fact: I live in Florida and it’s just that they’re more open about sharing the news than other places. This stuff happens all over the US, Florida is the only place that decides to share that stuff.

[@coltoncusimano5460]

I live in Florida, while the last hurricane was raging through our town, the local BBQ restaurant had a "hurricane deal". So of course we drove through the hurricane to get some BBQ...

[@sleepshouter5017]

I live in Florida and it’s not how everyone says it is, it’s actually pretty normal... well I guess I can’t really know for sure I never left.

[@sleepshouter5017]

@LTSam I had to get rid of him, he tried to bite me for Christ’s sakes I mean what kind of alligator does that? Plus he picked up his cocaine habit AGAIN after the 5th time we rehabilitated him. So instead I got a rattlesnake as my new buddy and he’s great so far. He’s much less impulsive, he gives great hugs, and he can play maracas!

[@vivelespatat2670]

With the events happening in the rest of America, Florida is the most normal one here.

[@PhantomFUZZ01]

Spoken like a Tru Florida Man.. We Florida men ask the timeless question, does anywhere else exist?! If so why would I want to go there when Florida is all I need!!!

[@8ballman749]

The entire state of Florida scares me down to the fucking bone.

[@dhdhdjebddyehwheurdududj1261]

It's not that bad. Or at least where I live it isnt.

[@psyche5893]

@stinky rat that’s what I’m saying. I lived in Clearwater for the first 20 years of my life, and I can list a whole bunch of crazy shit that’s happened in just Clearwater alone.

[@splatspot7842]

@@dhdhdjebddyehwheurdududj1261 i live where 2 of them happed

[@gustavusadolphus4344]

It's no different then amy other state. The only difference is Florida has very transparent criminal records that anyone can just go through at anytime and find crazy shit. Most other states hide them.

[@inviticaus4304]

as we should, lol

[@offhandplayz]

During 2017 I was stuck in Disney world when It closed down, we went away on holiday thinking we'd be able to miss the hurricane but we ended up getting stuck in florida for am extra week almost two because our flight was cancelled and we couldn't find a single flight to get home. Basically moral of the story don't go to florida during a hurricane or just in general

[@rich3083]

"he's a good boy...and loved bagels" I lol'd so goddamn hard at that. I love Florida

[@pencilcase8068]

The one about the alligator being a good boi and loving bagels made a tear form in my eye

[@MangoSsnake]

'Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from.' -An actual news artical

[@incognitonegress3453]

And niw he is a registered seggx offender. Bug dummy! 🤦🏽🤷🏽

[@muffinlord99]

As a person who lived in FL I can confirm that the Florida man deserves its own video and that these stories are all true.

[@someoneelsedoit8706]

Florida man here, One of the reasons why we have headlines like that is due to our “sunshine law”. Basically, all arrests HAVE to be documented and shown, as to prevent hiding false arrests and the like.

[@stevemc01]

Hurricane Ian watched this video and wanted to tell his hurricane friends. Looks like they went in a carpool to pool cars... gonna have to watch for aggressive residents.

[@literallylilz]

Finally, The return of the legend

[@user-hv1hu3jh1s]

Come on you should just expect uploads to be most likely a month apart

[@crazyscientistfarmer2091]

I’m a Florida man myself and the memes are true lol

[@fishmcfish3850]

Name checks out

[@averagebotwenjoyer5107]

How many alligators do you see daily

[@karalyna2004]

@@averagebotwenjoyer5107 767

[@bbr11ann]

For real

[@nicolasbourbaki3481]

I once saw a bear in the back seat of someone's car here. It seemed calm enough.

[@debtsooB990]

As a Floridian. This is a pretty accurate description of the state. We drank beers and grilled burgers on the patio while Irma rolled through town. Then I sat and played Minecraft overnight during the Hurricane. Irma was weak sauce by the time it made it’s way to central FL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@BlueYup]

"Maybe it's the extreme heat, something in the water, or some exotic bug carrying a pathogen...or maybe it runs deeper politically." As someone who lives in Florida, I can assure you that it's definitely all four of these.

[@SporkSlayer]

the "Something in the water" is referring to the gators right?

[@r3dsunl1ght15]

Imagine moving to Florida from Europe, eager to start your new life. You then leave the airport and see some guy wrestling an alligator

[@allydr90]

This is what they came for 😅

[@CaptainKronk]

Man tried to air bend with bullets but then the air bent his bullets.

[@Quenical]

7:50 the worse thing that Florida man did was the fact he ordered nothing but a DRINK

[@dpdfpdffgp]

who the hell just orders a drink

[@Hanzlet]

Florida man: *shoots 50. Cal at irma* 50. Cal: *UNO REVERSE*

[@NoahGooder]

this needs more parts and needs to be hours longer

[@chumberland]

This is just what I needed after an extremely hard day. Thanks joeseppi.

[@fishmcfish3850]

Oh I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope you have a better day tomorrow

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

Florida man: *exists* Me: _We could make an scp out of this_

[@watcher7180]

i was just thinking the same man. he could be an anomaly that escaped the scp.

[@jockeyfield1954]

"florida man escapes the scp foundation after choke-slamming scp-682"

[@temtem9255]

@@jockeyfield1954 i mean, close enough to alligator. Both are funny lizards

[@originalname5598]

"Florida man kill scientist because he hates the color white and they were wearing white"

[@karalyna2004]

@@jockeyfield1954 729-J

[@Nexowl]

Florida Man Tries to Use Manatee as a Jet Ski, Gets Stuck in Shallow Water

[@paddycrack2422]

If he was a Florida man he would of killed it 9:24

[@aceella-md1pj]

texans have a "skill issue"

[@professorradio5860]

As a person who moved to Florida recently, i hope i can find the legendary Florida man

[@leedamien3374]

Good luck

[@leedamien3374]

Your gonna need it

[@CrossingRover]

I've got news for you... You are now Florida Man. One of us, one of us!

[@Alphoric]

That baked beans joke hit the spot

[@SpamorammA]

When I was a kid my family used to have a condo rental in Florida near Orlando that we went to a few times, and when you get home at night all you could see were hundreds of eyes in the distance. Not sure how many where alligators and how many where Florida men in waiting now that I look back on the place.

[@goomni72]

Big pet peeve of mine having experienced plenty of hurricanes (yes I am a man from Florida), but the hurricane at 2:18 is spinning in the wrong direction. In the northern hemisphere, hurricanes spin counterclockwise. When I see one in the northern hemisphere going clockwise it always makes me cringe.

[@xenomorphgourmet1005]

I remember Irma by the time it reached lake city it was heavy rain, lots of it but the wind wasn't horrible of course it barely clipped us.

[@LEMMYLEMON]

5:05 The most American thing I’ve heard 😂

[@Emily_fdimais]

3:56 what they gonna do? Go on war with the wind? Edit: OHWAITNO

[@crimskeyofficial8474]

I've heard it has a lot to do with Florida's state specific laws regarding how much info the police gives out to journalist.

[@shiftboi4808]

9:52 POV: Healing in video games

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

I literally just saw a headline of a dude convicted of murder in florida that escaped prison in 26 seconds These florida dudes are beyond comprehension.

[@scuderiasimp]

Prison Escape Murder% Glitchless WR 26.83

[@deadlyninja112]

@@scuderiasimp lmao

[@nightfallreviews1533]

They have acended the human race

[@101Volts]

What, that character from Springfield who was about ready to die in the electric chair? Didn't he fly into power lines right after?

[@thefirststudentzero]

The gift that keeps on giving 😂..two years later and 'florida man' still delivers. (with 🐊😅) Cheers for this 👍

[@rasmuschristianmathiasen1516]

Florida man: throws 3ft alligator in Wendy's window. Also Florida man: We do a little trolling

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

TFW "Florida man accused of exposing himself" (10:43) is the most normal of all these headlines...

[@buttercookies261]

This is by far joseppi's best "in a nutshell" video

[@samu.hrv089]

Hey jeoseppi, I want to say you that you are the best and most underrated KZbinr.

[@treeeyed8578]

5:42 area 51 flashbacks

[@LockheedMartinEnjoyer]

Beautiful weather for 2 months then it goes back to being ungodly humid.

[@underrage4202]

Florida man kisses alligator and shouts "its a good wife"

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399]

*proceeds to mate with alligator

[@Eorlin09]

My grandfather once said, “Florida is the place that god created when he ran out of energy.”

[@alexanderveritas]

“It’s free real estate.” Andrew Jackson looking at the Eastern United States Map.

[@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876]

5:21 "we fire the entire bullet, that's like 65% more bullet per bullet!"

[@athrowaway3487]

There is a gator themed amusement park in Florida, and it is called Gator land Source: I went there 4 months ago

[@psyche5893]

I’d always see signs for it on the way to WDW or universal.

[@richardwaynewatsoniii4268]

Greetings from Polk County, Florida -Florida Man

[@mariusro1987]

5:00 This is one of the most american thing I have ever heard.

[@hettus]

Florida is the only US state I've been to, I can confirm it's pretty wack.

[@aldenomer5501]

Florida has nothing to with it. It is all of America that is wack. Trust an American.

[@kacperszatko8192]

Nah just America is just strange.

[@willvroom]

Never. Come. Back.

[@SouthwoodLex]

We don’t have swamps, it’s wet grasslands in the Everglades

[@Artidume]

8:30 we do a little trolling hehe

[@sebastian_the_fool3726]

As a Floridan this video offends me, now I’m going to go back to riding my hurricane with my wife (who’s my sister) and eating my aligator tacos

[@888ocho]

you clearly arent from florida, because anyone who has ridden a hurricane knows they only have one seat 🙄

[@terrylap6132]

@@888ocho His wife (Sister) could’ve sat on him.

[@888ocho]

@@terrylap6132 damn i didnt think of that and by sister you do mean mom right?

[@terrylap6132]

@@888ocho Oh of course, an oversight by my part.

[@101Volts]

There's supposed to be a real case of a little girl on her pony, riding in a tornado and being gently put down on a grassy hill... And the Pony was fine, too. The story is set in the 1950s, IIRC. ... No idea how real it is, though.

[@T.r.a.i.n]

My favorite Florida Man headline is "Florida teen arrested for rko'ing an alligator again"

[@Unknown-ix2jc]

4:34 American moment