Joey Diaz Storytime - His Childhood Friend Darren, Skiing, and the Police

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

Every Joey Diaz story starts with a year....it's like watching a documentary

[@mattfuller3172]

Jason Scharrer man. This is the Real Deal!

[@Chickenbone263]

Every joey Diaz story ends with “it’s like a scene from the sopranos”

[@nolank67]

Must of been 87, wait no, it was 94.

[@peanutheadslickerthanbadjo9740]

Usually a first and last name , unless to protect someone or something .

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

im surprised with the amount of drugs he has done he can remember dates

[@thomasrissman299]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure

[@Kube_Dog]

He's entertaining as hell, but he's a villain who should get jumped as he's leaving the studio.

[@mattfuller3172]

Thomas Rissman and fucking balls

[@mattfuller3172]

Sad thing is that he is 1009% True

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

Honest to god I wrote the same thing, 30 seconds before I read your post ! National treasure indeed. I could listen to 10,000,000,000

[@MR4_11]

ARN Trump2020 ????

[@BlySS93]

This dude is like the embodiment of the East Coast

[@V-619]

TheSaneWarboy 🤣🤣

[@juliewolfe]

“I said fuhgeddaboudit”

[@theGazer0]

@@juliewolfe what?

[@jmwolfe]

@@theGazer0 "fuhgeddaboudit" = "forget about it" in Joey's accent - very East Coast thing; he must have said that at some point in the video lol

[@gotdajuiceeee]

@@jmwolfe I’ve met atleast 300 people who sound just like Joey, I’m from Boston tho 😂

[@FA-te4yt]

5:12 Joey started speaking that snake language from Harry Potter

[@nolandderlugner1351]

oh my god

[@wa5486]

😂😂😂

[@justinwatson6932]

I lost it fucking hell!

[@therelease7083]

Good old Parcel Tongue

[@tomvesalainen6938]

Fuucking heell 😂

[@gabecruz4946]

Having Joey Diaz call you buy your full name is more significant than getting verified on any social media platform

[@roberthudson8389]

I love it when he says Joe Rogan to Joe rogan

[@243wayne1]

He does it for the listeners because Tom is out of frame.

[@brandonraj7020]

Let me tell you something.... That's the truth, Gabe Cruz... 😂😂😂

[@brandonraj7020]

​@@roberthudson8389Omg, I love it too Robert Hudson... 😂

[@justinwillis7231]

I’d pay thousands for this fuckin guy to make my voicemail This is Justin Willis’s voicemail cocksucka call back later or go fuck yourself!

[@alancantu2557]

5:12 is the hardest I have ever seen him laugh 😂😂😂

[@kevinjohnson7300]

He spoke Wheeze'enese

[@jacooo06]

🤣

[@kevinjohnson7300]

5:12 Joey speaking Wheeze'enese

[@erickolivarezzz6683]

4:57 Lee~ “it sounded romantic” 🤣😭

[@LeandrosAmarantidis]

I love how on this podcast the guests , no matter how famous, are mere props for Joey. They are just there so he doesn’t talk to himself and has a reason to tell his stories 😂 Thats why there is no video of the guests neither just Joey in the shot 😂

[@depth4557]

It’s wha the fans want🙄🕺🏽🤣

[@jacooo06]

That's becuase nobody other than maybe theo von could ever top Joey's stories

[@RaffIAm]

The real reason was that lee kept getting high before every episode and forgot he was the producer lol

[@jerichoe]

Him and Rogan are two of the biggest ego tools ever born

[@johnnyraylopez9182]

He tells the story so well we think the guy minding his own business out skiing is the problem lol

[@rayanh2430]

He is the problem, nobody skiis on Bergenline avenue

[@johnnyraylopez9182]

@@rayanh2430 thank you

[@jordantirado7048]

5:12 is classic

[@mattfuller3172]

Jordan Tirado You Can’t Yardstick That!

[@huss4957]

I actually fucking hate that noise

[@thunderdragon2186]

What is that noise cant stop noise LMFAO

[@garbageconnoisseur4185]

heavenly Father please give Uncle Joey another 20 years on this planet

[@jacooo06]

He didn't die?

[@Spicy_Italian_Sausage]

@@jacooo06 😐

[@Born2BGr8yall]

Amen! And solid one too! 🙏

[@jarias7829]

13:11 = what the sirens of a police car would sound like when your coked up out of your skin

[@johnvalencia9927]

it's like a mix of engine sounds and sirens lol

[@jamesrobertson9697]

2:25 Sounds like a railgun

[@luckyasmr1374]

OMFG IT SERIOUSLY DOES!!!! XD

[@manniem.6927]

LMFAO dude I was looking for this comment. Glad I found it again

[@nSpiraliArchitectb]

You know this is an old episode when Joey is having a Heineken with the guest. Different times.

[@loribibb231]

5:12 is legendary

[@Cinicraft00]

*Joey* “Nah he died, before he died he got arrested for attempted murder.” *Diaz*

[@nasho9550]

Every time Joe cracks up I crack up 😂😂

[@Jaay2o]

5:06 😂😂😭💀💀REPLAY STONED TO THE GILLS 😂😂😂💀😭

[@ItsStevieBoy]

5:13 joey turns into Don Corleone.

[@BushWookie603]

I could sit and listen to this man talk all damn day. Noone talks like this anymore, a dying breed. Remembers every little detail. Incredible. I live in NH, love the east coast stories joey

[@jaimefreitas9711]

Hands down one of the best story's of Joey , what savages

[@papichefitup]

Been looking for this story

[@_beach0801]

I love your stories man... they're so entertaining

[@juanmarquez6933]

😂😂😂 I hope Joey lives for 1000 years!!

[@smitywerbenmanjensen5265]

7:08 *Long sip* "Before he died, he had gotten arrested for attempted murder"

[@justinwatson6932]

@reallyrealdonaldtrump lol dude had already said that...wtf

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

body builder...steroids crazy cocaine solid dude

[@BlackenzieSmithe]

😂😂😂 that part stood out to me.too

[@JesusEsNegro]

I list this on my bio for tinder

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

You’d love him, Tom Segura!

[@renel8964]

5:17 wtf was that 🤣

[@lypcollectivetrust2287]

rene L cholesterol

[@westham3831]

Cocaine abuse!.. Trust me 😂

[@enriqueramos4693]

Gotta love uncle Joey....Hes the uncle you wish you had growing up 😆

[@miguelestrada207]

So what if his stories aren’t so accurate they’re god damn entertaining for sure

[@CptInsano835]

Agreed, hes recalling drug fueled stories from his childhood and these losers are trying to find small inaccuracies. Weirdos. I never assume a person is lieing especially about childhood stuff.

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

@@CptInsano835 absolutely you're right, people who say he's lying are such losers. Almost all of the changing details are pretty unimportant and are either for comedic effect, or remembering the story differently which isn't surprising considering he was heavy on drugs since the age of 12 lmao

[@jonathonneale560]

Seeing Uncle Joey visibly high is fascinating

[@fropick]

Oh god I was dying at 5:10-5:20 hahaha

[@_beach0801]

I only let the commercials go all the way through because I know they help you out so keep the stories coming please

[@sashajankovic7161]

I don't think that makes any difference to how much money you make on KZbin

[@tedsantos995]

Diaz tells it like it is!! Point blank!! Love this guy!!

[@mattbucchiotti3123]

That police car noise 💀

[@erickh82082]

That laugh though 😂😂😂😂

[@nickyp1435]

anyone else love joeys moments of ddisgusting asmr when he scratches, chugs something, groans, burps etc. i laugh every time

[@moojones3641]

For real bro; idk why ppl complain. I find it fucking hilarious.

[@ridetilidied6518]

Joey Diaz definitely popped a Xanax before this episode

[@braedendavis8972]

They beat the hell out of the dude for skiing!😂😂

[@glugaxx]

This whole video is just one big ass story about idk what!! And I love it

[@chasegee1894]

Joey is extra stoned in this one. I approve.

[@6Diego1Diego9]

he's drinking

[@dylanmccallum7712]

Love Joey's story's keep them coming 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@BlackenzieSmithe]

What flag is that?

[@stumblingdeth83]

​@@BlackenzieSmitheScotland bud

[@mr_v8536]

Uncle Joey is the best story teller the world has today

[@truckertense7606]

8:09 how he introduces Darren is wild😆😆😆

[@uriah9559]

ive been looking for this story everywhrw

[@MasterGuero]

7:10 my sides

[@GreggValue]

"Nah he died" *takes humongous pull of beer*

[@angeldejesus2476]

Joey u have the best story’s hands down

[@rezfocus7518]

the siren noise

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

apparently that's how cop cars sound on a shit ton of coke lmao

[@dirtykitchenkids1737]

I know more about uncle joey than I know about myself😂 Thanks youtube

[@GreggValue]

Joey "unless you got a canoe you're not getting into the city" Diaz

[@elcabo4557]

I love how Coco is hinting to lee to get the ice cubes ready for when after Tom leaves, “vamos Al amario, compadre “

[@miracles4u]

Any one else here in 2031??

[@markell1882]

if i could hangout and have some drinks with one person it would be joey 😂😂 non stop laughing

[@chrisc6358]

someone gotta make a animation of this story

[@sbakernyc5761]

"La Gallega"...means the Galician...from Notthern Spain. They speak their own language there (Galician; closer to Portuguese than Spanish)... all of Northern Spain (Galicia, the Basque Region, the Asturias) are known for amazing cuisine

[@vladtepestheimpaler9455]

5:11 your welcome

[@jeffmiller3499]

top 5 Coco story all time

[@tylerdouglas480]

That story joey told about how watching his mother die of cancer changed him really hits home

[@anthonymingilino9643]

Joe is STUNAD here LMFAO

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

“If there’s 20 people at the bar, 16 of them their jaws are going”

[@Tha_Monsta88]

All that snow and no coke lmfao

[@IvanMartinez-nj3hd]

Nice, first time I see Joey w a brew on this podcast. Haha

[@papichefitup]

LOL NO SKI ON NORTH BERGENS AVENUE LOL

[@mattfuller3172]

PASSPORT PAPIII 😂

[@JesusEsNegro]

Joey " 13:11 " Diaz

[@anthonymingilino9643]

LOL Joe. Love your stories of back in the day.

[@pedrocajada3731]

5:12 is a HOF Joey laugh in the history of the Church!

[@johnmcdaid7975]

Ice cubes in the mouth!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yushldnomi]

Joey Diaz is the all Capone of our gen w out all the crazy mobsters

[@mindgravybear2971]

90’s kids be taping up the end of the wiffle bat with electrical tape and shit would bounceeeeee. Bats were getting checked, shook down and banned like it was manny, sosa, and bonds in the steroid era at summer camp.

[@richevans609]

😂🤣😂

[@user-fe5cj3hq6u]

"Fu$king cocaine, steriods solid dude"

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

You’d love him, Tom Segura

[@dogbirth6662]

2:25 sounds like a wind up toy

[@colehopkins3328]

I love Joey like family and I’ve never met him

[@adamausaw1573]

😂😂😂 lol, “F you! Nobody skis on Bergenline Ave!” 😂😂😂

[@JesusEsNegro]

5:12

[@greeennyyy2379]

LMAO i got to bar one in nb all the time its lit asf

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

“Bodybuilder, steroid fuckin nut, cocaine solid dude”

[@michiganmade6275]

"Oooouh my gawd" -Lee

[@manuelcastaneda1383]

Lmao Joey is breathing so loud

[@barhydttyler]

Lmfao the guy on the skid, So fucked up, but hysterical... hahahaha.

[@oostenmusic]

Joey is movin slow in this one

[@Hazn]

Acid Joey

[@RamnaViaz]

He's half cut, you can see they're drinking beers.

[@johnarz141]

I’ve never heard Joey so high

[@dr.drojondro8403]

Joey is either whispering or yelling ...mostly whispering in this one...but I hate it when late at noon get I'm watched and trying to not have my phone be all loud ...I either can't hear it or it's to loud lol

[@papichefitup]

Greatest story ever told lol

[@espanolaangler5634]

PAPI C Man you need to listen to the story he tells about his friend Bonehead, insane

[@richevans609]

2:17 We did that in Eastie...1985...

[@cameronbrown9080]

Legend 😂😂😂

[@erickh82082]

His inner demons jizzed from within @ 5:10

[@mamaluigi2064]

5:07 legendary

[@thepalettewhispererasmr1227]

I swear if I don’t get to meet Diaz...

[@brethren111]

Reminds me of my father about the crazy stories about blow, fucking people up, crimes, fights etc it's all fucked up but once you're done with that life you have stories to tell for the rest of your life

[@walterwhite3538]

5:10 what just happend to him 💀💀💀

[@leroyhinojosa171]

2:25 sounds like Godzilla before he shoots his beam

[@gregc33487]

00:00 tap over and over again

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

I was Bing watching Daiz episodes on JRE then heard the word, now I'm hooked on the church, with uncle Joey. Long live Joey 'motha fuckin' Diaz #NationalTresure

[@HOHOHOMOFOS]

Notification squad stand up!!!

[@MasterGuero]

What's with the ads?

[@MasterGuero]

4:00 I heard this story. It was his "uncle from California" that time

[@miguelestrada207]

tra789 link?

[@MasterGuero]

Miguel Estrada kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJucZqGrrs2JgK8 5:00 in

[@psycho2596]

He stated that he was like an uncle figure. He also could have originally been from California. Idk...

[@tjgulley]

“Paternal scam”

[@stefanotommassodisimone7241]

Lol

[@MasterGuero]

Is Tommy Darren or is Darren Tommy?

[@jonvia]

Tommy Bunz!

[@jonathanman7751]

Epic