Joey Diaz Storytime - His Childhood Friend Darren, Skiing, and the Police

The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode 537
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Tom Segura

[@BlySS93]

This dude is like the embodiment of the East Coast

[@V-619]

TheSaneWarboy 🤣🤣

[@juliewolfe]

“I said fuhgeddaboudit”

[@theGazer0]

@@juliewolfe what?

[@jmwolfe]

@@theGazer0 "fuhgeddaboudit" = "forget about it" in Joey's accent - very East Coast thing; he must have said that at some point in the video lol

[@gotdajuiceeee]

@@jmwolfe I’ve met atleast 300 people who sound just like Joey, I’m from Boston tho 😂

[@FA-te4yt]

5:12 Joey started speaking that snake language from Harry Potter

[@nolandderlugner1351]

oh my god

[@wa5486]

😂😂😂

[@justinwatson6932]

I lost it fucking hell!

[@therelease7083]

Good old Parcel Tongue

[@tomvesalainen6938]

Fuucking heell 😂

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

Every Joey Diaz story starts with a year....it's like watching a documentary

[@mattfuller3172]

Jason Scharrer man. This is the Real Deal!

[@Chickenbone263]

Every joey Diaz story ends with “it’s like a scene from the sopranos”

[@nolank67]

Must of been 87, wait no, it was 94.

[@peanutheadslickerthanbadjo9740]

Usually a first and last name , unless to protect someone or something .

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

im surprised with the amount of drugs he has done he can remember dates

[@kevinjohnson7300]

5:12 Joey speaking Wheeze'enese

[@alancantu2557]

5:12 is the hardest I have ever seen him laugh 😂😂😂

[@kevinjohnson7300]

He spoke Wheeze'enese

[@slitsre]

🤣

[@johnnyraylopez9182]

He tells the story so well we think the guy minding his own business out skiing is the problem lol

[@rayanh2430]

He is the problem, nobody skiis on Bergenline avenue

[@johnnyraylopez9182]

@@rayanh2430 thank you

[@nSpiraliArchitectb]

You know this is an old episode when Joey is having a Heineken with the guest. Different times.

[@garbageconnoisseur4185]

heavenly Father please give Uncle Joey another 20 years on this planet

[@slitsre]

He didn't die?

[@Spicy_Italian_Sausage]

@@slitsre 😐

[@Born2BGr8yall]

Amen! And solid one too! 🙏

[@loribibb231]

5:12 is legendary

[@jamesrobertson9697]

2:25 Sounds like a railgun

[@luckyasmr1374]

OMFG IT SERIOUSLY DOES!!!! XD

[@manniem.6927]

LMFAO dude I was looking for this comment. Glad I found it again

[@renel8964]

5:17 wtf was that 🤣

[@lypcollectivetrust2287]

rene L cholesterol

[@westham3831]

Cocaine abuse!.. Trust me 😂

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

body builder...steroids crazy cocaine solid dude

[@StevenJenkinsIV]

😂😂😂 that part stood out to me.too

[@JesusEsNegro]

I list this on my bio for tinder

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

You’d love him, Tom Segura!

[@nasho9550]

Every time Joe cracks up I crack up 😂😂

[@juanmarquez6933]

😂😂😂 I hope Joey lives for 1000 years!!

[@chasegee1894]

Joey is extra stoned in this one. I approve.

[@6Diego1Diego9]

he's drinking

[@smitywerbenmanjensen5265]

7:08 *Long sip* "Before he died, he had gotten arrested for attempted murder"

[@justinwatson6932]

@reallyrealdonaldtrump lol dude had already said that...wtf

[@glugaxx]

This whole video is just one big ass story about idk what!! And I love it

[@tedsantos995]

Diaz tells it like it is!! Point blank!! Love this guy!!

[@ridetilidied6518]

Joey Diaz definitely popped a Xanax before this episode

[@fropick]

Oh god I was dying at 5:10-5:20 hahaha

[@papichefitup]

Been looking for this story

[@elcabo4557]

I love how Coco is hinting to lee to get the ice cubes ready for when after Tom leaves, “vamos Al amario, compadre “

[@_beach0801]

I love your stories man... they're so entertaining

[@jeffmiller3499]

top 5 Coco story all time

[@vladtepestheimpaler9455]

5:11 your welcome

[@adamausaw1573]

😂😂😂 lol, “F you! Nobody skis on Bergenline Ave!” 😂😂😂

[@Tha_Monsta88]

All that snow and no coke lmfao

[@uriah9559]

ive been looking for this story everywhrw

[@angeldejesus2476]

Joey u have the best story’s hands down

[@anthonymingilino9643]

Joe is STUNAD here LMFAO

[@mindgravybear2971]

90’s kids be taping up the end of the wiffle bat with electrical tape and shit would bounceeeeee. Bats were getting checked, shook down and banned like it was manny, sosa, and bonds in the steroid era at summer camp.

[@richevans609]

😂🤣😂

[@pedrocajada3731]

5:12 is a HOF Joey laugh in the history of the Church!

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

“Bodybuilder, steroid fuckin nut, cocaine solid dude”

[@user-fe5cj3hq6u]

"Fu$king cocaine, steriods solid dude"

[@JorgeMartinez1236]

You’d love him, Tom Segura

[@JesusEsNegro]

5:12

[@JesusEsNegro]

Joey " 13:11 " Diaz

[@oostenmusic]

Joey is movin slow in this one

[@Hazn]

Acid Joey

[@RamnaViaz]

He's half cut, you can see they're drinking beers.

[@anthonymingilino9643]

LOL Joe. Love your stories of back in the day.

[@greeennyyy2379]

LMAO i got to bar one in nb all the time its lit asf

[@dogbirth6662]

2:25 sounds like a wind up toy

[@johnmcdaid7975]

Ice cubes in the mouth!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yushldnomi]

Joey Diaz is the all Capone of our gen w out all the crazy mobsters

[@mamaluigi2064]

5:07 legendary

[@michiganmade6275]

"Oooouh my gawd" -Lee

[@manuelcastaneda1383]

Lmao Joey is breathing so loud

[@johnarz141]

I’ve never heard Joey so high

[@dallas6662]

4:34

[@ogtenshi685]

😂

[@jonvia]

Tommy Bunz!

[@erickh82082]

His inner demons jizzed from within @ 5:10

[@thepalettewhispererasmr1227]

I swear if I don’t get to meet Diaz...

[@tjgulley]

“Paternal scam”

[@stefanotommassodisimone7241]

Lol

[@leroyhinojosa171]

2:25 sounds like Godzilla before he shoots his beam

[@escargotmycargobige]

10:50 Joey almost called Lee Louis the N

[@walterwhite3538]

5:10 what just happend to him 💀💀💀

[@MegaLaban12345]

6:30 Solid fuckin dude

[@jonathanman7751]

Epic

[@sominnesotan]

Time to light up a numba

[@oostenmusic]

Joey is so toasted

[@ndn2589]

Lol

[@isaiahbuendia7879]

5:13-5:17😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justinjoseph6966]

My grandfather used to go to Joe and Mary’s way back when.

[@tanner5274]

joey sounds real healthy

[@falldogg8606]

LOL

[@paidlife2016]

Joey needs an audio engineer for that pollution in his vocals, needs some compression on those high frequencies.

[@DayDaysWorld316]

paid life of all things u can say u come here n complain... jeez man just enjoy the show

[@emptRx]

I think its fucking hilarious that Joey bartended while in high school.

[@ThyEJ]

14:20

[@fnbrmaximus8563]

This dude lee is the real life Ned sanders

[@keithpita6440]

Tommy = Darren

[@huss4957]

@5:12 - @5:17 I actually fucking hate that noise its so fucking nasty

[@FanatikJ]

I am so happy I didn’t grow up in the ghetto where Joey did!

[@onraj9mm]

Ice cubes are real, my wife loves that shit.

[@tomahawk5036]

Is CoCo drunk

[@TnACoinZ]

DogeCoin 🐕🚀🌙

[@slitsre]

This was the most fucked up I've seen Joey on the podcast 😂

[@nicholasrosebush6182]

Usually joeys stories are great but that was just kind of sad. Beat up a random dude for no reason then snort blow.

[@mattfuller3172]

General Lee Asks If His Mouth Was Cold 🥶 This Guy Is Absolutely The Funniest Ever! The Sad Thing These Are TRUE STORY WISE! #CoCoD4POTUS

[@apalo70]

So joey walked out and let darren get attempted murder for the skii guy? Lmfao

[@nekitamol1k242]

He didn't get attempted murder for that you deaf fuck

[@coltoncalkins]

I can’t stand when Joey drinks water is so unbearably annoying and just ughhhh gross

[@friartalk6060]

Vile evil.

[@michaelmartinez1270]

It sounded romantic_the flying Jew

[@ninocaselli6290]

Watch your body language cocco!

[@johnrecaptcha4504]

the skier story is hilarious....because they just roughed him up a bit at random...and we've all had that fantasy...looking at some d-bag stranger committing all sorts of decent societal infractions.

[@iceinmyear]

Whats he drinking?

[@Sneak248]

iceinmyear Heineken

[@ethanc4667]

Sad, that poor skier had to pay the price for joey Diaz's mom being to busy swallowing all the time than to raise him right. That story makes me sick

[@anthonyjordan4254]

Ik

[@spencerbrown2933]

I must admit that I had been thoroughly entertained by JD. But then with this story, I really turned a corner. This piece of garbage almost killed a man cause he was jonesing for drugs, went remorsely to a coke party, and then twenty years later, as a supposedly 'better person,' laughs about it. This should be a memory that keeps him up at night.

[@Tater4200]

Lol shutttt da fk uppp dude

[@Tater4200]

Meh never mind...that does sound pretty fucked up

[@assassin51000]

Do you realize what drugs do to people? They aren’t the same.

[@RGJGB]

Fully agree, nothing to be proud of

[@SupraRy]

You know he is exaggerating a bit right? Not all of his stories are 100% legit. He's making it entertaining.

[@gabecruz4946]

Having Joey Diaz call you buy your full name is more significant than getting verified on any social media platform

[@roberthudson8389]

I love it when he says Joe Rogan to Joe rogan

[@243wayne1]

He does it for the listeners because Tom is out of frame.

[@brandonraj7020]

Let me tell you something.... That's the truth, Gabe Cruz... 😂😂😂

[@brandonraj7020]

​@@roberthudson8389Omg, I love it too Robert Hudson... 😂

[@justinwillis7231]

I’d pay thousands for this fuckin guy to make my voicemail This is Justin Willis’s voicemail cocksucka call back later or go fuck yourself!

[@David_Vander_Vliet]

5:12

[@josephanthonyharrisiii6091]

4:37

[@thomasrissman299]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure

[@Kube_Dog]

He's entertaining as hell, but he's a villain who should get jumped as he's leaving the studio.

[@mattfuller3172]

Thomas Rissman and fucking balls

[@mattfuller3172]

Sad thing is that he is 1009% True

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

Honest to god I wrote the same thing, 30 seconds before I read your post ! National treasure indeed. I could listen to 10,000,000,000

[@MR4_11]

ARN Trump2020 ????

[@jarias7829]

13:11 = what the sirens of a police car would sound like when your coked up out of your skin

[@johnvalencia9927]

it's like a mix of engine sounds and sirens lol

[@Cinicraft00]

*Joey* “Nah he died, before he died he got arrested for attempted murder.” *Diaz*

[@jordantirado7048]

5:12 is classic

[@mattfuller3172]

Jordan Tirado You Can’t Yardstick That!

[@huss4957]

I actually fucking hate that noise

[@thunderdragon2186]

What is that noise cant stop noise LMFAO

[@LeandrosAmarantidis]

I love how on this podcast the guests , no matter how famous, are mere props for Joey. They are just there so he doesn’t talk to himself and has a reason to tell his stories 😂 Thats why there is no video of the guests neither just Joey in the shot 😂

[@depth4557]

It’s wha the fans want🙄🕺🏽🤣

[@slitsre]

That's becuase nobody other than maybe theo von could ever top Joey's stories

[@RaffIAm]

The real reason was that lee kept getting high before every episode and forgot he was the producer lol

[@jerichoe]

Him and Rogan are two of the biggest ego tools ever born

[@erickolivarezzz6683]

4:57 Lee~ “it sounded romantic” 🤣😭

[@ItsStevieBoy]

5:13 joey turns into Don Corleone.

[@dr.drojondro8403]

Man that's horrible they just fcked that dude up for pretty much no reason...I'm sure they rlly worked him over good too...horrible...don't like stories like that from Uncle joey

[@miguelestrada207]

So what if his stories aren’t so accurate they’re god damn entertaining for sure

[@CptInsano835]

Agreed, hes recalling drug fueled stories from his childhood and these losers are trying to find small inaccuracies. Weirdos. I never assume a person is lieing especially about childhood stuff.

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

@@CptInsano835 absolutely you're right, people who say he's lying are such losers. Almost all of the changing details are pretty unimportant and are either for comedic effect, or remembering the story differently which isn't surprising considering he was heavy on drugs since the age of 12 lmao

[@MasterGuero]

7:10 my sides

[@GreggValue]

"Nah he died" *takes humongous pull of beer*

[@sbakernyc5761]

"La Gallega"...means the Galician...from Notthern Spain. They speak their own language there (Galician; closer to Portuguese than Spanish)... all of Northern Spain (Galicia, the Basque Region, the Asturias) are known for amazing cuisine

[@jonathonneale560]

Seeing Uncle Joey visibly high is fascinating