Joey Diaz's Prison Friend "Chicken Hawk"

[@leethejuggler1486]

I love how it takes Lee half of the story to understand that this is happening in a prison and not a car dealership 😂

[@Lucifer-mj7vj]

A chicken hawk is a hawk that hunts chickens, he probably prayed on weak people. Not to say chickens are weak lol you should see them fight

[@studlymcstudburger]

@bina nocht Lee Syatt, take a lot of getting used to.

[@wadek7573]

Best part forsure lol

[@boffyboydj]

Presenting skills -100

[@austinmortgage]

He would not shut up the whole time

[@thebestlaptime8669]

“I didn’t do drugs in there, I didn’t smoke pot. I did acid with the librarian. Hang on I gotta little ball itch there.”

[@joelandrews2845]

The Best Lap Time Lee: ”Who doesn't.”

[@djdozer88]

The most Joey Diaz thing I've ever heard.

[@garrettgermany3155]

Holy shit lol

[@kevmaxfly4050]

.. what were we talking about?

[@undercoverboss543]

Kev Maxfly This was the punchline

[@Anthony-nv7gd]

30 years ago Joey would be the guy robbing Lee, now he uses him as a sidekick.

[@mackwoodworks]

This is him giving back for all that bad karma 😂😂😂

[@joshbrajevich7699]

Probably even 18-20 years ago lol

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Facts

[@michaelpaiva9924]

lmfao! that's so true

[@mattclark8746]

Lee would be holding on to Joey's inside out pocket

[@akashpatel-lx2np]

lee"he worked in the kitchen at the car dealership?!" haha

[@ummmOk]

🤣🤣

[@robertmirabilio5356]

akash patel I Subscribed!!! I get bummed 🙁 when I see no subscribers!!!

[@danijelb.3384]

I was done 😂

[@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy]

The timeline got mixed up.

[@ezewright3297]

Lee def had a low IQ. If this comment doesn't prove it. He left Joey show early, too become a comic. Smh

[@chazatlas]

Joey has a ball itch @10:02, the scratch is so good he goes blank. That’s gold.

[@johnarmstrong1366]

Hahahahahaha I’m crying bro

[@haulastro764]

That is that Nirvana dog scratch that you never want to end.

[@luckymark0]

If you click on that timestamp you’re a momo

[@ayylmao8045]

a Bwol itch

[@BelchingBeaver69]

@@luckymark0 i replayed it many times hehe

[@johntaylor7496]

"You mean a caterer?" Lee always comes through like a boss.

[@royalty_the1892]

Like a fuckin half a Momo lmfao 😂🤣

[@hutchtheclutch8578]

@@royalty_the1892 LOOOOL

[@hansteevO0666]

Lee drops bombs like what's his name, Alakahzeeb..

[@thesnorman5666]

Like a docta!!

[@goose300183]

"Wait, he did this in a kitchen at a car dealership?"

[@bobbybarr8495]

Joey "scream half the story, whisper the rest" Diaz

[@Mr.Strickland410]

Joeys laugh sounds like a car starting 😂

[@VodkaSoda]

A "1986" car

[@GabRiel-pb3ye]

Hahahahaha funny shit man

[@Remo_1997]

Jonathan Menjivar reminds me of my first motorbike trying to start in the winter 😂

[@josephmestauskas6612]

I choked on my dinner reading this

[@me14784]

Somebody clean this man's carb!

[@TACT1LE]

He was one of them orange black dudes 😂😂😂. He means a ginger black guy like Blake Griffin

[@IlllllllllIllllllllllI]

Matt Wakeman albino

[@lex2k1]

Frahst albinos are paler than white snow, dumbass

[@johnnyscarecrow3363]

He ment the late great Dennis Johnson .

[@davidarevalo1925]

Abe Trashbag black albinos, dumb ass

[@extremenatureandfriends]

Redbone

[@chrismiles8330]

Lee is Joe Rogan if Joe Rogan didn't quit playing Quake

[@bluespartaninc]

Quake is the shit

[@timstarmer5242]

It's true, rogan just got super lucky with podcasting. His guests make his podcast worth watching.

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

Haha that is hilarious

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

@@timstarmer5242the fact he's very open minded without an agenda and he has knowledge of odd things that lots of folks don't is what really makes his show so popular

[@timstarmer5242]

@@arthurfonzarelli9828 you are wrong, hes extremely biased to what he wants to hear, and what knowledge does he have other than mma?

[@Skeeter_Sociation]

Nobody: Joey Diaz: In 1986 I did a lot of coke in Boulder

[@ummmOk]

🤣🤣🤣

[@robertmirabilio5356]

Skeeter Sociation had to Subscribe!! Saw ya had zero!!

[@cain2win]

In Joey's words "fucken gentiles with these memes"

[@GovernorRiffRaff]

Skeeter Sociation Joey “I knew a guy that got his dick sucked by a dude with ice cubes in his mouth” Diaz

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

iPro pad hahahaha

[@marvluebke]

"Mirrors"

[@jamesbarnett2611]

The only boomer we never make fun of

[@martinlouis911]

anybody else old as dirt like me and instantly think of Foghorn Leghorn and the Chicken Hawk lmao

[@calwiggums3319]

I assure you; your not alone bro. I actually assumed the same regarding the title. _Peace&JahBless_

[@pjhosa3987]

No...I thought it said prison fried chicken LOL!!!!!!! I was trying to get some new recipes!!!!!!!!

[@darboboyle693]

well i say i say boi

[@TACT1LE]

I am 😂

[@grantmacdougall3961]

Yup that's all I had in my mind most of the story.....

[@mattscott2336]

Wow his stories are fantastic. Since I found this podcast I cant stop watching. Id love to have a bong rip an listen to Joey in person.

[@ryanm6898]

Joeys laugh gets me everytime 😂

[@tylar-iwnl]

Ryan M Saaaame literally every time😂😂

[@SlendyPython]

Joey man, you seriously need more recognition, you're too funny. Id pay any amount of money just to talk to you for 5 minutes

[@giovanni5819]

Wtf that’s weird. Why would you put money in another man’s pocket, if it’s not business related. Simp

[@realest_JoJo]

13:44 the joey diaz rick james moment... "i wasn"t proud of going to prison... i was proud of going to prison because....... lmfao

[@rmoim99]

JaytoveN lmaaaaooo

[@Pissoff915]

That goblin slorp of water kills me every time 😂

[@MajinStrach]

Like a drain pipe aha

[@The_dude94]

"He worked in a kitchen at the car dealership?" Damnit Lee, get with the program!

[@dalemurphy1035]

Even on bad day this guy makes me smile

[@heedmedia]

Yeah man. Agreed

[@RatkaWreckz]

Lee is more innocent than my 5 year old nephew 😂😂

[@prpllettuce1420]

We’re over here in 2020 with iPad Pros and Joey’s over there in 2049 with the iPro Pad.

[@Hungryhipoe]

Lol joeys stories never get old.... definitely not the best comedian but the funniest guy I’ve ever listened to. Love this guy I’ve watched this 3 times. TREMENDOUS!

[@jessejames2546]

Nothing like checking KZbin & finding a Diaz upload I’d missed

[@markvickroy6725]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My man Lee - so he put the potatoes out at the car dealership! Fugggin momo

[@ericrich05]

Spencer Antwon "chickenhawk" sr. Died at age 61 in 2012

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

Rest in Peace to "Chickenhawk."

[@jimhenry3383]

May god rest his soul. The legend of chicken hawk lives 👊🏽

[@EikottXD]

Dude had two great-grandchildren at 61.

[@douchebagginsmctalibancock2510]

How do you know this?

[@reddvapesadvocates9737]

The guy Joey Diaz was referring to is Dennis "DJ" Johnson he played for the Celtics in the 70s & 80s I went to his basketball camp in the 90s his son is like 5'6 and could 360 dunk but DJ was a great point guard defensively and good at distributing the ball to the likes of Larry Bird Kevin McHale and Robert Parish

[@zshakur]

Lee's laugh is HILARIOUS!!!!

[@patrickbrian3814]

7:20 I felt joeys frustration hahaha

[@DominickGiammarinoAZ]

In 5 years after your comment I'm looking to see if anybody else caught on to that of course you did, why would he be working at the kitchen at a car dealership?

[@aleiterful]

“I did acid with the librarian. I got a little ball itch.”

[@aleiterful]

Oh hey, past me. Didn’t even know you were there!

[@LukeBrown6669]

When lee asked “was this at the car dealership” I wanted to throw my tablet

[@chuckyheartburn9931]

Chicken hawk is a term used for someone who preys on the weak. Primarily in prison settings.

[@Wrz2e]

I heard it meant somebody who preys on young girls?

[@cryptekwizard8336]

Chickenhawks are a mixture of skinners, and guys who swoop in on weak fish and bang the hell outta them. Brother runs the coop.

[@tjnucnuc]

Chicken hawk is what we gay dudes call old men who prey on young guys.

[@TheRealFishingTackleChannle]

Chicken hawk means somebody who apposed something one time then changes there view later.they chickend out but then they go in like a hawk hence chicken hawk.

[@Mannydamon]

I have heard the term ChickenHawk for politicians who are servants of the Military Industrial Complex

[@D3ATHMIND]

0:07-0:18 funniest shit I heard all night! Damn I’m crying. 😂🤣👏🏻

[@toddmessner8284]

Straight up gold!! Lee with the car dealership comment and Joey with the ball itch... hahahaha. WOW

[@leeprice4038]

Joey: What am i gonna do drink with a bunch of dudes all night?? Joey cont: So I was doing acid with this black christian dude and this other guy..... THE LOGIC😂😂😂

[@yourdaughterdoesanal2650]

If you pay attention to this guy Joey, he contradict himself all 5he fucking time.

[@royeaston6067]

Acid is an adventure of the mind, drinking is an adventure In getting, dizzy,, brave, naked, and fucking. One is more suited to prison.

[@Jonqen]

Drinking sucks

[@aerowashburns6004]

I love the way Joey talks, could listen to it all day

[@xMarlin13x]

7:00 "Caterers?" 😂😂😂

[@alexeichenauer]

That guy makes me laugh so hard its incredible. Man i am in tears half the time and i dont need to smoke pot to laugh he does it for me. I feel high listening to him. Havent smoked pot for years.

[@gurnblanston5000]

No one likes a quiter.

[@AlbLepRin]

@@gurnblanston5000 you are cringe asf

[@gurnblanston5000]

@@AlbLepRin thx, lady

[@hustonswanson4106]

Joey "I got a little ball itch there" Diaz"

[@maskkonmaskkoff6184]

"Jesus Christ we're at the prison" 🤣🤣🤣

[@huntercarroll4300]

Joey : “This orange guy with freckles everywhere’s” Lee: “ I don’t think I’ve seen anybody like that 🤣”

[@RRproductions156]

“He was one of them orange black dudes” the fact that we all knew what he meant is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@simplemann101]

"So what, I'm gonna get drunk with a buncha guys and do what? So I did acid with the librarian..." -Uncle Joey

[@MrGFUNK2008]

I love these clips!! Miss you guys together

[@holdmysassy]

Lol joey scratched his balls and forgot everything xD

[@michaelwoods1725]

Joey needs to be protected at all costs !! What a guy !

[@mattfuller3172]

@12:15 I end up laughing so hard I’m in the floor dead. Uncle Joey puts Lee as the devil 😂

[@michaelchristopher4686]

He worked in the kitchen of the car dealership?? Never change Lee 😂😂😂😂🤙🏻

[@matthewshepard695]

Dennis Johnson is who Joey is thinking of he was a point guard for the Celtics back in the 80'S he had freckles RIP DJ you will always be missed

[@EddieDuranLLC]

Dam i didnt know he died

[@gurnblanston5000]

@@EddieDuranLLC same

[@Comedybrand]

A lot of people prob don't understand how nice it is to have someone give you books to read in prison. Someone who brings you books in the box or in general is like someone who's giving you an escape for a little while.

[@pierrecoleman3158]

Definition of chicken hawk. 1 : a hawk that preys or is believed to prey on chickens. 2 slang : a man who pursues boys or young men for sexual purposes.

[@johnopie8090]

Pierre C oleman has

[@jakobbennett540]

john opie ?

[@tmzebe530]

I love these stories i was an addict for ten years so i share a lot of similarities. Not as dark as joey and haven’t been to prison, but i have spent a year overall of my life(combined time) in county jails. I dont have any good jail stories worth noting - the best one I guess is when my cell mate beat the shit outta me(due to the history/how we came in & all that.) not saying never but rarely trust a guy locked up. My experience there’s a lot of evil dudes and most of them are full of shit. Don’t take any favors or they expect one back. love listening to these from Joey as i relate a lot.

[@sylviabennan]

this was an amazing clip but i kinda wish he told the entire Chickenhawk story in detail- best story he’s ever heard, the whole kitchen crew was rolling in the floor laughing, eating Cuban casserole, and this quiet chickenhawk fella just launches into this insane story but Joey sums it up in one min. wish we heard the whole story or more details

[@jinzo3159]

He never runs out of stories stg what a life he's lived!

[@user-sy7yp9cf4m]

Joey- “I got a little ball itch theeerrr” Lee- “who doesn’t” 😂😂

[@abrahangarcia3503]

I freaking love Lee's and Joey's dynamic lol

[@TheReachIsReal]

Man I love just listening to these stories ngl

[@MrPink5754]

Same

[@papidominicano799]

Lee is so uncultured lol never seen a light skin black dude w reddish hair?!? I grew up with 5 atleast and most had the nickname “red” lmao

[@badaxtion1878]

Always “Red” 😹

[@K1H214]

Hea yuhh gotta old ass og down my block ol RED head ahh dude 😂😂

[@bookswithadollarsign]

Wow, you must be so cultured.

[@Stinckyfatmama]

The fact Joey Diaz called Windows “mirrors” is a whole other story we need to hear.

[@ActionJackson669]

Wish version of Windows 😭😭😭

[@Martymac99]

Lee clueless as a doorknob 😂😂😂

[@hamzterix]

His laugh gets me everytime, no matter the context. 😂

[@krislude3196]

I love your podcasts man

[@TheDWGThe]

Every time we got close to hearing the story we just got sidetracked, it’s cool man I get it. Love you Joey 😂

[@jacappy111]

Hall of Famer, Dennis Johnson was the Celtic that he was referring to..

[@tmzebe530]

Yup; love DJ man. R.I.P

[@RajBeats]

“Caterers?” 😂😂😂

[@djphoenixproductions]

"I wasn't proud of going to prison, there was one reason i was proud of going to prison"

[@sandhunnorthwest]

I needed this today

[@walterwhite3538]

You know this video’s gonna be great as soon as you see the intro

[@teeblacc1223]

U can tell Joey not lying when he’s about to start tellin u something and he pauses real fast let’s put a big laugh because he’s vividly remembering that funny ass situation 😂

[@victorvill3812]

"I don't remember his name" "Probably shouldn't say it" 😂🤣

[@reddvapesadvocates9737]

Dennis "DJ"Johnson is the one from the Celtics that played with Larry Bird in the late 70s-early 80s

[@kevinriddell5583]

“Hold on, got a little ball itch” classic joey lmao

[@oneeyedchef4819]

lmao caterers in prison lee kills me

[@rhondamoon3886]

I've watched this video at least ten times and it is still fn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣😆😆

Joey Diaz loves lee lol

[@Tjnumber1]

Lee is such a good co host 👏 ❤ joey and lee are the dynamic duo

[@fleezuschrist4712]

Can’t wait to see Joey live

[@adammoody401]

Joey: got a little ball itch there Lee: who doesn’t

[@hyphysharky]

HAHAHAHHA WIFE WAS CRYING "DEAL W IT I LEFT YA 20 GRAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" HAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHGAFHA

[@shonyeezy5672]

Joey talks about prison and makes it hilarious 😂 but 1090 jake leave me like “damn he got his face beat in for that?”

[@V8Deuce]

Joey's laugh cracks me up

[@finishembird]

My phone dropped when he said " Ipro pad" 😂😂😂😂

[@FranciscoNieves-db8hi]

Tim Cook

[@williamgillespie9482]

Joey Diaz is the O G . So funny . Live him he destroys anyone with laughter 😄

[@justinschwab7361]

Im stoned like a gravel fuckin road and at the 10 minute mark... "sorry had a ball itch there. What were we talkin about?".... lol i fuckin lost it!! Lololol

[@bradbiggs4283]

"I knew how to do it... But this guy. THIS guy was a pro at it. ... ... And he got caught." Some fuckin' pro! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielsanchez8850]

"I got a little ball itch there" "who doesn't?"

[@MrGFUNK2008]

You guys are hilarious!! The dude is like Blake Griffin. Orange/Black dude 😂

[@eliotoole]

The caterer Lee asks😅😅😅

[@timshort3778]

If I come to you’re house, I put my gun in the trunk. Lee: thanks

[@daveortiz99]

Dennis Johnson: Celtics

[@pjhosa3987]

I clicked on this shit cuz I thought it said PRISON FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!! MUCH LOVE JOEY DIAZ 🤣🤣🤣😂😅

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

P Hosa prison fried chicken 😀😆😁 like good fellas and shit

[@edwardgsmithiii4276]

Oh shit! Reunion! I love these dudes and lee kills in this one

[@juiceem3872]

Blake Griffin ?

[@ELHipnacio]

No he was talking about Dennis Johnson. He played for the celtricks in the 80s

[@davidarevalo1925]

Petter griffin

[@weaponx4264]

😂🤣😂Much love from Canada 🇨🇦

[@blove9415]

7:00 he was the caterer at the car dealership lmaooo

[@KK-tt6ui]

That wild hog laugh gets me all the time lol

[@geostillo78]

That fuckin sound bite at the end with Lee cackling kills me every time! "What the fuck are you giggling about?".

[@LayerCake420]

We laughed for 3 minutes about mirrors. 🐔 Hawk lol 😂😋😎🤗😊👍

[@MichaelThompsn]

A cateror at a car dealership ......no a prison🤣🤣🤣

[@carlosborges6926]

Joey is Legendary