The Church Of What's Happening Now

[@xGnomePatrolx]

listening to this podcast gets me through some lonely nights, thanks joey

[@anushirawan7978]

Grover15 i hope things are looking up for you by now homie

[@AegontheDragoncock]

AnushiRawan probably killed him self

[@CashensPowerwashing]

@@AegontheDragoncock< probably ate a bat. Who's dead now wuhan? 😂😂😂

[@marioof_the_meadow7269]

Same here brother!

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

@@AegontheDragoncock what a sociopathic comment. I really really hope karma will hit you haaaaard!

[@chriscortez4562]

“Have you gone zip lining yet Lee?” Hahaha what a set up to comedy gold.

[@lj9970]

He knew 😂

[@Thugwaffle36]

George is the only person I can listen to besides Uncle Joey and never get tired of him because of how real they both are.

[@biggametizo]

Alexis Valenzuela They are both real G's

[@ndrw82]

Alexis Valenzuela Stanhope is amazing to

[@juanguerrero3332]

Listen to his podcast!! Fucken funny!! George Perez Stories. On iTunes and Soundcloud

[@Zach-Fetters]

Juan Guerrero lee?

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Alexis Valenzuela cause you're the authority on real, right? haha

[@petergeilman8285]

George is maybe one of three guests that actually talks to Lee, shows you who he really is.

[@frankvalentino1121]

Him & Theo

[@Sean_ez]

I went to see Joe Rogan at the ice house and I ran into George in the bar area before the show, I told him i saw the podcast he did with Rogan and he even invited me to smoke herb with him before he opened. Dope ass dude

[@juliananthony1226]

And Ralphie

[@kurama9540]

I watched the one with Ms pat and she barley spoke to him unless Lee asked her something

[@gabrielblancarte8989]

​@@juliananthony1226😊😊p😅😊0😊0000b

[@nSpiraliArchitectb]

1:53:11 George setting up Lee for the roast. That might be the hardest I've heard Joey laugh, lol

[@thepathofthefree5347]

I was crying

[@kingcam0775]

you da real mvp

[@beanerflowers09]

Tremendous!

[@biezunski]

the joey diaz drinking game ...when Joey mentions boulder, coke, robbery, or comedy - take a shot - you'll be twisted by the half hour mark

[@ExploitMage]

or the challenge for the real heads; one mushroom or one stem or one tab of acid or bong hit every 2minutes once u start watching..... until u prophet

[@ExploitMage]

just kidding obv... im not a heavy enough drinker to try the drinking game but gonna try the weed version

[@Len124]

Two shots any time he says "let's face it"

[@primussucks7086]

i drove from Missouri to California and went through boulder high on adderal and it was snowing in the middle of june trippy shit

[@chrispetela8644]

Way before a half hour

[@jakeenan]

"...85 is that when condoms were invented?" "No the condom has always been around." George, baked, fell right into Joey's story like a mo-mo.. Haha

[@lizl2432]

They have such a natural give and take conversation style George is my favorite podcast guest on here. Plus they understand the crazy stuff each other have been through so you don't have to spend 10 minutes trying to explain what furlough is...

[@frealvincentvega]

DOG!!

[@EARL-zl5mv]

Love this one, joey is cooked!! 😂 when George says Tony Bennett like wtf?? Cracks me up 😂😂

[@PrinceWilliam_78]

One of my Top 10 all time episodes of ANY podcast! Love the conversation.

[@joker503703]

Joey "I don know nuttin, I don know nuttin" Diaz.

[@mrpena413]

Good Evening , Congratulations Mr.Diaz and Mr.Perez as a fellow Convict trying to become a productive member of society myself, it's inspiring to see you working

[@juanguerrero3332]

Check out George Perez Stories on iTunes and soundcloud. Thats all they talk about!!!

[@scoobysass]

Lmao 😂 Lee is hilarious. When talking about the condoms. "You remember everything else. I wouldn't be surprised if you did"

[@T-19-]

1:58:02 one of the best moments in podcast history

[@ogtenshi685]

🤣🤣🤣

[@darkknight2388]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darkknight2388]

When I heard the whistle I fucking died🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀👻

[@jayb6308]

i went back a min or 2 for context....absolutely lost it. tears flowing...wow

[@armandolevario4758]

1:39:08 Joey “and the next thing you know , your asshole is protected” lmaooo I was drinking water and spit all over my floor 😂😂😂😂

[@DavidPaul-me4qc]

😂😂 Also 1:56:20

[@armandolevario4758]

@@DavidPaul-me4qc lmao fr 😂

[@sellersgarner]

Lovin every podcast and just way overdue for a major THANK YOU

[@pwfortner]

George is legit. Top 10 easy!

[@XGMARKSTHESPOT]

Check out his podcast George Perez Stories on iTunes and soundcloud

[@HaffDeadFred]

I like how Joey has crazy good memory when it comes to things that happened years and decades ago but while he’s talking to Lee or a guest he’ll randomly go “what are we talking about ?” Hahaha 😂all stoned

[@cjjenz1393]

is anybody else here because you watched some Live last night but fell asleep?! I can't be the only one¡!

[@ericmattice3456]

cj jenz yes!!!!!!

[@cjjenz1393]

Eric Mattice ,, haha knew itttt!! Churchhhh!!¡!

[@Boodhernandez]

cj jenz Where does this go live?

[@cjjenz1393]

Bood Hernandez it goes live on KZbin bud, just subscribe to his channel make sure u have it set on get All notifications.. and you'll get a notification on your phone whenever he goes live

[@Boodhernandez]

Shit. I just put it on all notifications now. Thanks brother. I thought I had it on all before but it turns out I didn't.

[@tybogit]

Joey sure knows a lot about stripclubs for only being to them “a handful of times” …his words 😂

[@powerful_czr4234]

Breakdancing Coco ( Slow Motion style ) @ 1:55:29

[@kripiitonik5009]

"I don't remember my point" I fucking love it Joey!!😂😂💪🏻✌🏻

[@omarquintero2479]

We need a camera on lee too so we can see the faces he makes when he's talking and with his weird noises!

[@rasengan580]

1:49:25 Joey: we’ll just have you donate a dollar to your favorite charity just to make lee feel good Lee: awwhhh I kinda want the dollar

[@aidanturner517]

Classic jew

[@user-ib7qq5pb2g]

goddamn it lee fix the audio bro

[@Keeronin]

Waaa waaa the free podcast isn't perfect how I want it, waaaa! Fucking babies.

[@Scruffie440]

Thank God someone said it

[@squishysquirt6367]

The Motherfcker didn't joey said he never wanted that polished feel for his podcast. he wanted kind of an underground fibe to it. it doesn't bother me that much anyways.

[@primussucks7086]

ive always thought that but i thought it was my speakers, till i realized it happens on multiple casts

[@primussucks7086]

doesnt bother me but fucks with me spec when im high lol

[@mrtroller957]

Lol Lee must've read all those comments about slow uploads because now he's fast as a motherfucker.

[@green2blue309]

mrtroller957 Young Jamie's still the master of pulling that shit up.

[@swiftkck]

great chemistry with this guest perez

[@xenophonsshadow8067]

wabs05 Tremendous guest

[@dtrain138]

DUDE! I started watching live last night and was about to leave because it was hard to hear. THEN I started to listen a little harder. Hooked! This dude is awesome. Sitting here wondering what kind of lawyer he has/had.

[@8eavis]

When you forget what joey was talking about at the same time he forgot what the FUCK. he was talkin about

[@philbillchill7320]

Goodyear did make the first condom that’s crazy, Uncle Joey dropping knowledge

[@ignaciomartinez4863]

I listen to these podcast @ least once a week they are TREMENDOUS! 🤣👍

[@ChristiannTyler]

“He looks like a fish waiting for his owner to come home” hahahahah

[@redbloodedamericanman]

57:30 George asks for the bag so he can take a bump

[@9tilli_x]

1:53:39 - 1:56:35 LOL Joey's laugh is hilarious

[@texasman8552]

Joey makes me wanna go back to smoking weed again lol

[@reekhavoc2932]

Why you stop lmao

[@justinmayo19]

Does anyone else notice joeys stomach jumping OVER AND OVER again staring around 23:00 , but idk when it ends and starts again lol

[@mattoconnell9291]

Lmao

[@simeonwindeth2006]

"Would you like a star of death? Just in case you wanna see the devil" lol

[@6fthondaboi]

I took alpha brain and I can't stop jumping up and down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imstillheredownbytheriver6017]

Big PROPS for Lee and his noises lol keep up the good work!

[@Hatpride]

I’d like to see George Perez on another podcast with uncle Joey💯💯 what’s happenin George 👊🏼

[@Paullewis094]

Saw you in Milwaukee Joey! Great show man, keep coming to the Midwest brother.

[@blazedandconfused477]

George Perez, Dean Delray and Theo Von best guests on the Church!

[@XGMARKSTHESPOT]

Check out his podcast George Perez Stories on iTunes and soundcloud

[@Dlck.C.Normous]

Don't forget Felipe Esparza, Ryan Sickler and Greg Fitzsimmons

[@anushirawan7978]

gotta give props to ali siddiq & danny brown

[@mindfu11dr0n3]

Walking around Omiya Japan listening to this, like listening to old friends tell stories.

[@91750fast]

hell yea i love george perez on the uncle joey show

[@juanguerrero3332]

Check out his podcast!! George Perez Stories on iTunes and Soundcloud!!

[@starmanhov]

59:52 Listen real close and you'll hear iT

[@BrandinZinck]

Also 1:01:29

[@RanThaMan]

I laugh when George says something and Joey says "no no no"

[@brianjohnson9802]

Joey can say whatever ridiculous shit he wants, but the guest tries that same shit and it's "no no no."

[@Coldkill2001]

Is it my earbuds or is there some audio issues going on?

[@saadoa4969]

there are some audio issues yes

[@starmanhov]

I like that sound. Makes it feel old school to me

[@fillavoidpodcast112]

Bruh I bought a new pair of headphones thinking they were the issue. They weren't 😂

[@kambiii]

take your time but hurry up 52:54

[@timvitkuske]

one of the funnniest podcast episodes ever lmao

[@Gekokujo76]

When God made Lee, he broke the rope.

[@MrDevilman80]

dont u mean zip line 🤣

[@RamnaViaz]

@@MrDevilman80 hahaha underrated af

[@ndrw82]

I'm 35 sleeping in my car, I got my vices but I'm a good man. aspergers is hard to cope hard not impossible. @lee could have my life

[@eliasmmafan1291]

Cyrill Foxx asperges is an excuse to act weird. Stay off drugs and work hard .

[@b.f.skinner4383]

0 Fuchs it’s been 3 years, how you holding up brother

[@mrgame97]

Peace to you brother

[@cia834]

1:36:28 Lee never disappoints

[@kevingrind395]

This and your Danny brown podcast were top notch

[@xenophonsshadow8067]

"Since 1981 1/2 bro..." -The Great Joey Diaz

[@MuadDiab]

Tremendous! Top 3 highest church’s Championship Church

[@gabrielmajin5265]

"who made condoms back then ? fkin GOODYEAR ! "

[@trespasscomplex]

Joey from 2 hours onwards is literally the best shit I have ever seen in my entire life 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@AboutThatLIFE207]

George seems like a great guy

[@tdesercey]

I'm not into pot or anything, but still... There's something tremendously compelling about the Joey Diaz universe. Great radio.

[@JL-dt7wd]

Love it when Joey dyes his hair

[@Coldkill2001]

Jordan Levy honestly I like his grey look better, but he had to dye it for a movie

[@baked1838]

Joey was gimped up at the end lol

[@jordanwood183]

joey is more stoned than usual. lol those are the edibles that killed Abe Lincoln

[@mrpena413]

Real recognizes Real , Kepping it one hundred and thirteen percent without giving up the script

[@garrettkeith1959]

Joey is the fuckin man!!! Drinkin brews and listening to J Diaz's storys are the best

[@beanerflowers09]

When Joey laughs it reminds me of the turtle from kung fu panda

[@flowerfarm4471]

When Joey lies he gives off the clearest signs, like rubbing a eye or making quick joke, scratching armpit , takes sip of water mid conversation, etc etc ,anyone else notice that over the years ?

[@guccidan719]

Nah u trippin

[@flowerfarm4471]

@@guccidan719 thought so

[@redalertwagers]

Classic!!! I had the visual of freaky freddy his fat wife and the rental hot tub lmfao omg that shits hilarious

[@zb3645]

2:02:00 Jesus joeys fucking fried

[@stevengates8695]

From 1:53: to about 1:59, INCREDIBLE!! Joey truly laughing his ass off.

[@sukiskow6816]

Steven Gates I couldn't stop crackin up!

[@stevengates8695]

Suki Skow yes !!!!

[@donnaryland9976]

I do believe Joey is the king of " Jenkins off "!!!

[@MFdza]

What's the name of the website George was talking about?

[@juanguerrero3332]

Check out his podcast!! George Perez Stories on iTunes and Soundcloud!!

[@travisbaker7547]

I love Joey's wordplay Basalt is like 15 miles North of Aspen lol not 30 Sout' !

[@josephmichael1131]

George Perez! Underrated bro! Lee syatt!!! 😂😂😂😂 you’ll do fine in prison bro! Boom!!!!! CHURCH

[@andrewjonch2216]

George looks like the bad guy from Temple of Doom

[@chapelmusic9505]

love when Perez is on!

[@CZRXCZR]

Did George Perez escape from Pelican Bay Prison?

[@dopeburgermike]

Yeah and came right to the podcast.

[@juanguerrero3332]

Yeah he talks about it on his podcast on iTunes and Soundcloud called George Perez Stories!! Check it out!!

[@porkrolleggNcheese1]

@ 2:12:00 Has anyone ever seen Joey this high before? I don't think I have.

[@Venom--CQB]

1:53:10 the famous ziplining story 😂

[@Finamafia23]

The owner of Chan’s says we chase him to parking lot and fat man says my friends pay so I don’t know about your tip hahaha

[@Finamafia23]

It’s sad that coco lowlife mooch goes to this restaurant for years and they laugh at him and say he’s a joke!!! I guess he should tip more???? Lol

[@theemightymuffin]

Without a doubt in my mind Lee got a participation trophy for growing up when he turned 18

[@jaysmokin8559]

Did no one else think they're headphones were messed up I was about to get another pair until I figured out that its Lee's fault.. tremendous!

[@stevechamberland6657]

yo, lets crowdfund a limiter/compressor for the podcast so i don't have to constantly adjust volume

[@OrthodoxArab961]

Lee just always looks like hes donee..😂😂 lmao looks likr their smoking some firee 🔥

[@DarkWingNuck]

$1 is in the church basket! i could watch lees head bobble around like a baby, eyes rolling in the back of his head, making dolphin noises all day!!... seriously, a compilation of The Best Of Lees Bong Hits would be fucking tremendous!

[@nashorie]

We LOVE you Lee, but pls sort the AUDIO out brethren

[@travisbaker7547]

2:03:45 I feel what George said ....there's No way you walkin' them streets with a sac on you alllllllll paranoid as it is fuuuh no 😂🤣🤣☠️

[@darienbowen990]

he drinks so much water!!! lol

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

he makes me laugh, your uncle. he fell out of the zipline chair in the medical 🤣

[@ryanlopez3349]

1:44:13 - “im fuckin 30 cents away from a quarter” genius

[@rubikquitous8482]

How come george dressed up as in inmate for this podcast haha

[@EdgarRenteria-k9i]

Was that the dog or Lee at 7:30 ? Lmaooo

[@EdgarRenteria-k9i]

That shit makes me sad LMAAOOO

[@lj9970]

Certainly Lee lol

[@ChristiannTyler]

Joey has the most audible gulp I’ve ever heard it’s rough lol

[@yooyo8303]

You'd love it Lee, you'd start a podcast.

[@kirkquintero3893]

Literally so much purple in tht room just look at joeys sweater

[@mdp_-vn4bo]

1:40:49 1:58:00 2:18:40

[@frealvincentvega]

1:10:00...i wouldnt give a fuck how nasty or a rough ass neighborhood the last thing you want to do trust me is walk into a high rollin situation locked and loaded..good luck explaining that during the pat down

[@anthonyjohannessen9429]

funny as ever uncle Joey

[@TheSydrek]

Please fix the audio, it's driving me crazy. Possibly a loose cable or just equipment deterioration.

[@gypsysoul8087]

That's funny he puts his dog away to not see him doing drugs

[@MasterGuero]

Lmao so many true things in this podcast. The ID being scanned people trading their laptops for drugs.