The Church Of What's Happening Now:

[@anthonyp.7446]

Joey - “19 years ago it was” Nick - “you gotta good memory” Joey - “what was the point of the fucking story” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nour.Lectures]

"What's that shit I take to remember shit?........ALPHA BRAIN" 😂😂😂😂 Joey kills me

[@ralfsta]

I'm English and I just love the new yorker accent love it when they are on the podcast reminiscing with uncle joey.

[@wormsali]

Iceni Its like watching the Sopranos

[@JuniorJuni070]

Worms Hip Hop Lmao yes “Im loosing my bwalls over hea”

[@STROONZONY]

not too close CAKK SAKKER

[@grbo9340]

Iceni Unfortunately, the New York accent is dying out in NYC, nowadays. 95% of people living in city are from Midwest or grew up in areas far away from East Coast. Today, you gotta go out to Long Island or over to New Jersey to hear that accent.

[@JWB86]

Didn't do so well in this year's Six Nations 😂

[@Elusive_Pete]

Joe Pesci + John Leguizamo = Nick Turturro.

[@waynemaguire777]

Perfect!!

[@Crb43]

nailed it

[@SNIPEY1011]

Jesus Christ. That is the most accurate equation of a person I've ever heard. Well Fucking done!

[@kshinokevin]

I totally get it - if you close your eyes, you can totally hear Leguizamo's voice.

[@louisdicenso9478]

DO I AMUSE YOU?

[@ExploitMage]

nick turturro and joey diaz are like brothers from seperate family.. they complement eachother perfectly

[@jamiebones3419]

"Urgh....what's that stuff I take to remember shit....???"

[@evildips7251]

thats why the podcast is funny af !

[@LeftLaneDreams]

JamieBones That shit killed me

[@joshuacoustics]

Alpha Brain never fails me haha

[@kuddlykoala896]

JamieBones alpha brain ..never fails me...until just then!

[@gregski.sells.houses]

That was the worst!! Joey nooo hahaha

[@chrisfrombp]

10 minutes in the podcast and I already know this is gonna be a great one.

[@MrDogo-ej2hu]

The first min...

[@florida10100]

Uncle Joey is a legend. I’m from Liverpool in the uk and I’ve listened to Joey for about 3 years. This guy is like one of my uncles in Liverpool! Just a real guy.

[@chrisnam1603]

true♥, from belgium here♥, he is genuine

[@Kas1645]

L5

[@chieftonga]

UNCLE JOEY AND UNCLE NICK 💪❤️

[@deka360]

CHiEF TONGA sounds like 1 of of them would molest you. .... if you are young enough.

[@mikegoldberg2386]

Nicki Santurro is the best guest on this show.

[@mikegoldberg2386]

Lord Cuntworthy, that's Goosfellas. Nicki Santurro is from Casino with Deniro, where he nearly kills a guy with a pen. "Do you hear a fucking girl Johnny? Is there a girl crying?"

[@vikinghammer87]

100% Nicki is the best guest by far. The NYC flow these two get when Nicki is on is unmatched with anyone else.

[@iAM-dy8nv]

@@mikegoldberg2386 I always thought Casino was way better than Goodfellas but it does not get the same recognition as Goodfellas for some reason. Both amazing movies.

[@braeling3677]

LeaveTheGun TakeTheCannoli Goodfellas is more of feel good movie. I’d almost call it a comedy. Casino is kinda dark and depressing you know what I mean?

[@iAM-dy8nv]

@@braeling3677 Yeah, I know what you mean.

[@negig2161]

One of the Best episodes... bruh.. Uncle Joey killed it with jokes

[@RedShadowOfSaturn]

54:40 "Bosco, Qwik, OoBets, Fresh Ice and Egg Creams" 57:28 "Sabrett Hot Dogs on the way to dinna" 1:05:45 "The Purity of Pizza"

[@BlizzardofOz303]

God's work

[@SecondTigerStyle]

"Whats the name of that stuff that make you remember shit?" "Alpha Brain" "Never fucking fails me"

[@jcglez9491]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340]

In-----credible

[@aydenkallevig659]

laughing my ass off

[@joev3258]

I don't remember yesterday n I'm 52🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@uptownsamcv]

it's always a hell of a podcast when Nick is on....

[@JoseMendez-sv7tz]

joey is a savage with the water bottle lol

[@robertbair4019]

Jose Mendez CRUNCH GULP GULP GULP hahahaha

[@Philhouse88]

Robert Bair 😂😂😂😂

[@VidPro95]

Damn. I was thinking the exact same thing. I was gonna comment on it. The way he swigs it, smallows, and stays an inch from the mic the whole time. lmao

[@Coleman_H]

32:41 💧lol

[@Zack-uw4jk]

Bro when uncle joey drinks from a water bottle it be soundin like a 10 gallon drum of water being turned upside down

[@MasterGuero]

Gotta love New Yorkers talk about how great it is while they live in LA. You have to go back.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

he went Also they are talking about OLD ny...that aint the same as the gentrified disneyland it has become you dumb fuck

[@HorrorRockDude]

@@johnstarks8831 grew up in south side Yonkers up until 14 I go back to visit family and feel like I’m in a time machine. I agree.

[@JMRWIGGLES]

man i love when nick and joey get together!!! Fireworks! my second time watching!

[@brandonbeavers4668]

"Whats the name of the stuff I take to remember shit???" not even 2 min in and im dying lol

[@granthosking5933]

One if the best guest's. Thanks Joey , lee and Nick. Love it!

[@Redpaw000]

One of the best shows, ever!!

[@ambitionx1639]

Joey and Nick are long lost brothers

[@tommyc7434]

This guy Joey: what’s the shit I take to remember stuff Lee: alpha male Joey: that shit works

[@vincentchavez9718]

😂

[@MG-hb3ir]

Great to have nick and Joey on

[@jerzmade5392]

Jesus idk if I’m really high but Joey is on Fire this episode lol hilarious

[@thinair67]

Words of wisdom always joey👅....have a good weekend guys 💖

[@devantes764]

What do I take to remember shit lee:Alpha brain yea alpha brain I'm a fucking savage remembering shit Lol

[@Philhouse88]

Devante S so so good

[@rileylong8000]

Lee Syatt was 26 the first time he ever ventured outside his bedroom.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

He was lured by some hindu guy in a van with free Subway sandwiches.

[@andrewpeana]

I love when Joey said he found money and lee asked if he gave it to the lost and found

[@nikola7802]

@@andrewpeana 😭😭😭😭

[@David-vt3hn]

Your point being what?

[@papisuavevision]

@@David-vt3hnhe’s a lame Jewish wannabe comic smh go back to tv productions

[@angiem4680]

you have what it takes to be a role model....follow your dreams, youre never too old...its your calling

[@TOASTYbrand]

Joey: what's that shit I take to remember shit? Lee: Alpha Brain? Joey; yeah lmfao. Dying 🤣

[@martiansarepunk]

It's funny they were talking about NYC. Then Keanu being in LA back in the day. Now, they are all in LA and the only place you ever see "John Wick" caught on film outside of a Hollywood set. Seems to be him riding on the NYC subway system, offering his seat to people who deserve to sit on a packed train, with every other momo on the train giving zero fucks about the existence around them. Dude deserves every dollar every scumbag on Earth running Hollywood has ever given him, and more. He's a tremendous soul and very grounded human being.

[@Sean-md7qn]

Great pod cast guys ( audio is great sounds crystal clear the show is growing nicely !)

[@salvatoregeraci6000]

Tha most NY podcast of all time

[@borynegron]

Jersey, across the water.

[@miles2057]

Watch the Michael Raparport and Nick Turturro podcast. It was NY as fuck and hilarious!

[@samwoods3430]

free style dirty ass jersey

[@MasterGuero]

Lee 'I grew up on a busy street' Syatt

[@MeanBeanKerosene]

tra "overused and unfunny meme" 789

[@moep.8578]

tra789 lee “boom boom” syatt could’ve of definitely been bigger than what he’s doing now.. I mean his bigger technically

[@loboff1]

my dream is to get high with my tio joey and primo lee.

[@PaulManningg]

Get a better dream.

[@MorbidFable]

"whats the shit I take to not let me forget" I hope that was a joke lolol

[@weedallweek]

Morbid Fable the funny part is he doesnt see it

[@TwinQuan]

Who else watching in 2020

[@katemccoy7368]

Love the Church of What's Happening and the Family 😘 so thankful for this shit🙌 love you Uncle Coco and Lee you need to be left out middle of nowhere to Man up, your so lucky to have Joey 👂

[@Zach-Fetters]

Kate McCoy lmao tell us more about what it takes to be a man

[@youtubechangedmyname]

zachf Women know what they want in a real man.....Something YOU for sure are not little whiney boy.

[@Zach-Fetters]

MotoChuck lol cause you know me based on one youtube comment? Ok. Your not an idiot at all, and that wasn't a desperate attempt at an insult at all, and since we are pretending to be smarter then we are I wanna be an astronaut! If you can pretend to be of average intelligence that's shouldn't be too much to ask

[@Zach-Fetters]

MotoChuck and is women knowing what they want a joke or something? It's not a very funny one, the best premises are based in reality just in case your trying to make shitty jokes a habit

[@suprajlo]

Joey “let me cough a lung out while I’m laughing” Diaz 🤣🤣. Love you uncle Joey!!

[@stephenherring6219]

Love coming back to this one!!! 2021!!

[@JCMorrobel]

57:30 when they start going on the hot dog rant is the greatest thing ever. THE DA THE DA THE DAWGS AH FYRE

[@Jupiter_Jack]

I love how he’s promoting a supplement for memory but forgot what it was called 🤦🏻‍♂️ gotta love Joey Diaz 😂😂

[@parrishwl]

42:48 "Asala'beeb" my friends xD

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

hhahahahha! so hilarious the words he makes up on the spot

[@Ambushofblacks]

nick reminds me of a younger joe pesci

[@grbo9340]

Nick is part Puerto Rican ancestry and that side of his family owns a corner store/bodeaga in Queens. They sell a lot of desserts and imported foods. The place is covered with pics of the Turturros all over the walls. It's weird bc Wikipedia says his family is from Italy, even though he talks about his Latino ancestry in interviews and on weight-loss challenge show.

[@David-vt3hn]

Make it simple already. He's a guinie ginzo spic! Got it, asshole?

[@randybeans1984]

"I'm a coke type of dude.. I would never switch governments but if I did it would be orange soda"

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

Father and infant-toddler relationship stories are the funniest stories no matter what background you come from 😂😂

[@TheSpritz0]

"Ate your ass in a Bingo Hall"- CLASSIC!!!!!!!! :)

[@mikemendillo5584]

Who remembers the Bridget Bardot poster of her on the Harley Davidson? I had that poster for years ! :)

[@Prod_D]

1:33:26 Best shoutout ever.

[@arnabiarnab3037]

18:30 "Tell me where it is"😂😂😂....old Joey almost came out

[@mxharescrambler6612]

Love uncle Nicky.

[@youtubechangedmyname]

Joey “ I had a Pager “ Diaz

[@kshinokevin]

Pagers: y2Kbug stuff; my moms still had a beige Motorola brick phone. Gabe, the "Rain Man" - with the Filipino accent - Hilarious. the 9/11 thing: The first time when I saw that (the buildings were coming down, with all of that smoke & people running scared, going bat-s@%& crazy), I really thought that it was a Movie - Holy Crap !

[@titodenino8524]

Thank you lee

[@seanSHRED87]

1:26:52 Golden information here.

[@OUTLAWinTX]

What’s the name of the product I take for my memory? Oh yea… it never fails me 😂 smh

[@realhecticgaming9199]

Uncle Joey you the man!

[@labyebmor5068]

Uncle Nick ! Real talk !

[@onraj9mm]

Lee "what is sauerkraut?" Syatt

[@nikkinice100]

Ahahaha! "If you're three quarters dead, they just stab you." Ahaha! They probably do.

[@salvetl4358]

I don’t doubt it 😂

[@martiansarepunk]

OMG, Lee Syatt, you are now the stuff of legend. The newly immortal "flying Jew", whose been floating out in the cold vacuum of space and time, drifting amongst 600 million year old rock debris in the outer regions of our solar system, ever since the day Joey introduced THC into his bloodstream. Chimes in w/ "someones gonna steal your identity Nick". I died. Cut him some slack, from here on out, CoCo. His training is over, he's a fucking Jedi now..

[@maritzaesparza702]

I love you Joey you're stories keep me same throughout the day

[@MrChaes]

Hey Joey. Just saw your special. Excellent show.

[@hoosbomb]

Shout out to uncle joey coming from cliffside park nj.best place to order chinesefood?

[@kshinokevin]

19:00 - Joey "Coco" Diaz is hilarious; None for Nothing, he is just shooting the sheet with Nick and Lee.

[@johnkenny4017]

I don't know how Joey and nick get so much pleasure just talking about normal every day Subjects. Must be nice.

[@miles2057]

4:00 who was the guy that walked around the block and then left after eating a Starr of Death?

[@chilliLRK]

Owen benjamin

[@untamedapexkillers7064]

I really wanna be on this podcast at least once before all the head injuries start fucking with me. I got some good stories

[@johnmchugh8049]

That sauce sounds delicious - now I’m starving

[@therealseanway]

They sell Sabrett hot dogs @ Bristol Farms on Doheny & Beverly.

[@noirling1]

OMG! What's the name of that pill I take to remember things? I'm dead.

[@igrant32]

Uhhhhhh “what’s the name of this stuff I take to remember shit ?” 🤣

[@alexseuser4035]

This was fuckin great, was listening on audio and didn't know it was brucey until halfways in

[@lillbunnyhop]

“..... they took ya kidneys ?”😂😂😂

[@OFWelsh]

Joey "I Remember on the Longest Yard" Diaz

[@carminegalante8928]

By 40:37 I am dying of laughter funniest shit ever........

[@jordanaug81]

You gotta get Gabe on here now, that impression about killed me.

[@seanhogan1556]

“He gets hit sidewiped” 😂

[@moep.8578]

1:34:00 uncle joey ain’t giving up them doughnuts 🍩 😂

[@davewetering7554]

Uncle joey takes a water bottle like an athlete on a dry😂

[@kaptainkool408]

Good Fellas... The podcast.

[@BoldAlphawolf]

This show is so good.

[@fredychicano654]

DON Diaz dropping more knowledge then PHD master from Harvard

[@jtmiller9358]

56:41

[@kalenasdad948]

This podcast makes me wanna fold my pizza

[@ChinChecker22]

"Sneak attacks....I saw a silhouette. I was the third wheel. Lmao

[@Tobias_Kevorkazito]

Luv it when Nick is on. I didn’t realise until the end that Joey booted his entourage. Gawd that was a no-brainer to know he would do that. I wouldn’t even walk up to Coco at the end of his show because he hates it.

[@davo9129]

omg I laughed so hard this podcast!

[@mikeg3540]

I JUST ATE POPCORN, IT SLIPPED.

[@David-vt3hn]

Just like your brain, loser!

[@DazDc]

Joey "What is the name of that thing to remember shit" Lee " Alpha brain" Best advertising slogan ever pissed myself laughing😂😂😂. However Joey need something stronger 😁

[@ScubaSteve3560]

great podcast

[@Naught359]

Joey: "Onnit, you know I'm down, I'm all in. Ugh, what's the name of that stuff I take to remember shit?" Lee: "Alpha brain." Joey: "ALPHA BRAIN, NEVER FUCKING FAILS ME, You understand, I'm a fucking savage."

[@snacklepussPSN]

Recorded live on 3rd Jan 2018.

[@bababooey7315]

Holy fuck good episode its like sitting at the dinner table of two fuckin mobsters

[@ga4650]

You ever had a dry socket???? LMAO

[@jj1998X2113]

“The Phuck Outa Heehh “ 2:10:01

[@JM-qt5mg]

Get another bert and Rogan sesh soon!

[@thinair67]

J M I agree with you😁👅👍

[@Zach-Fetters]

Bilsmom does that mean you want to lick his thumb or that you licked your thumb?

[@thinair67]

zachf 😄😄😄😄

[@krisnaumovski7086]

Get Alex Jones

[@russellpaloor8225]

Rogan and Segura...though Segura is lucky to get 10 minutes of air time in a 3 hour sesh.

[@crusnikrage2337]

Dude, I'm in chicago and 37. We played in the street. Pole to pole football the curb is out of bounds shit fuck yeah. We must be the last generation who had the balls to play in traffic.

[@EvoDad87]

Coco “What’s the name of the shit I take to remember shit??” Lee- “Alfa brain...” Coco “ALFA BRAIN!!! Never fuckin fails me cuz I’m a fuckin SAVAGE!!”🤣😂 I hate when I forget the shit that helps me remember everything🤷🏻‍♂️😜

[@Tyler.flynn.16]

Welcome to podcastville! Haha

[@nickmagliarditi7153]

Lee is on the moon 😂