#309

Ralphie May, Comedian seen on Last Comic Standing and Host of "The Perfect 10 Podcast", joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 08/17/15

[@Scream0134]

The way Ralphie offered Lee opening spots for him, offered for him to borrow his car and stay at his house. That’s real respect, this is how it’s done folks. Rest easy Ralphie, we miss you. 🙌🏼

[@HybridBlueDream]

Wingsofredemption?

[@CashensPowerwashing]

man Ralphie seemed like such a genuine dude definitely one of a kind. RIP Ralphie

[@Johnwilliams-th9hq]

Than talked about how much he hates arabs and russians.

[@mikehunt7360]

John williams so what?

[@MichaelDominguez25]

@@michaelsnsn bro stfu

[@nsmithmma45]

joey is so polite always asking lee how he's doing after he talks to ralphie. that's how u host a show. much love uncle joey

[@humanimal5527]

He can come off as condescending towards Lee a times, but there's definitely plenty of camaraderie between the two.

[@trevv2x]

He always asks how he’s doing to make sure isn’t falling asleep cause Joey is always getting Lee to high

[@mflugo9082]

1:34:20

[@James-kp8rl]

Trev Aguiles thankyou!!

[@DaveyFish1]

Humanimal if you’re a pussy yeah

[@zacharyrowe8667]

Ralphie just killed me with the magic carpet parking lol

[@t.j.watson7112]

Hearing ol Ralphie at the 17:00 min mark talking about how hes feeling soo good etc made my day,, #ripRalphieMay

[@boxing4life410]

Yeah but he was lying

[@TacticGamers]

@@boxing4life410 Tell these malookas bro

[@BigL44729]

@@boxing4life410 what u mean

[@TehUltimateSnake]

@@boxing4life410 Depression is a bitch man. Who knows, he could've been at a good point in his life where everything started to line up for him. Life happens, shit happens.

[@santiagorestrepo2717]

Man this moment was beautiful made my day as well

[@tylerdurden7534]

Heading DEEP into 2020! Legendary podcast! Rest easy Ralphie!🙏

[@wadro1138]

Little did you know 2020 was gonna beat ya down and Joey's the only DOCTA around........ Rip TCOWHN for now

[@tylerdurden7534]

@@wadro1138 it was fun while it lasted!!!

[@NobodyzJelly]

@@wadro1138 p

[@brandonwilliams9454]

Tremendous

[@markvickroy6725]

when Lee giggles after the "throw a ham sandwich" bit... tremendous

[@Flerg3]

ralphie going off about arabs and russians is podcast gold.

[@kevinobryant48]

Flerg3 cheap cheap comedy I miss him RIP may

[@SussBus]

It's Arabian Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights!!

[@can_you_help_me_find_her9456]

My favorite thing on this earth is when Ralphie says they look "blow-uppy as a MF" not sure if it's this church episode or another one, but on one of them he says they look, "blow-uppy as a MF". That's hilarious.

[@macdeeb]

It starts at around 33:30

[@reevesbrown1416]

It was! lmao I miss him. RIP Ralphie

[@NelsonMuntz1993]

Anyone else listen to these Ralphie May podcasts a few times a year? RIP Big Playa you still makin us laugh

[@timewatch5]

Always come back to these ralphies episodes once in a while.

[@grantappleby3223]

Amen playa

[@OUTLAWinTX]

Indeed. I have these all saved. When I’m bored, or working a big job, earbuds in and old church. Tremendous

[@anthonymcardle1985]

Always once in a while.

[@BambiDebbieWoods]

out of respect!

[@tigersharkdiver]

me too

[@dubsondrums6880]

So much love for these 3. The fact that they recorded their time together so many times to share with us is such a blessing. Can't say thank you enough.

[@tiffanycenti4503]

God bless you Joey Diaz for getting Ralphie a headstone. Ralphie had such a generous soul. No one, including his manager, ex wife, and all the people he helped could provide him with a headstone. Such a damn shame. Joey I respect you so much. Thankyou...Rochester, N.Y.

[@classyasphuck]

Well that's quite literally not true, but ok whatever

[@notthecoolwhip]

@@classyasphuck explain?

[@miltown3920]

@@classyasphuck hello? explain

[@AlejAllem]

​@@classyasphuck Who are youu?

[@TGF120]

I love the confidence in Lee's voice where he answered Ralphie "I am, yeah." Anxiety driven yet proud. Love this lil dude and miss you buddy. You and Joey are getting me through the days the last few years.

[@z48843]

You and me both bro, hope you’re doing well! Church family salute cocksucker

[@blancosmigo5525]

I find myself going back to the Church for some of the old Joey and Ralphie, he was always one my favorite guests because you see a better Joey with his real friends. RIP Ralphie

[@zachhoward9099]

RIP Ralphie, love this podcast but also breaks my heart hearing him talk so positively about him and Lana his wife knowing a year or two later they would be in the midst of a divorce and that she would be painting some bs picture of him as some type of abuser after he's passed. RIP Big Dog

[@robinjoy2789]

Wait, what? Lahna said he was abusive? I know she said HE filed for divorce not her.

[@jacobchapman9803]

I'm also curious. What did she say?

[@lioncvet21]

Look it up guys. It’s all true, she’s dragged his name through the mud. Rest In Peace Ralphie brother....

[@itzajdmting]

I was just reading in an article on Heavy that by 2016, when this was filmed she'd already filed for divorce? Think they probably got it wrong.

[@classyasphuck]

Did she really? ?

[@TheOhman123]

I love how Joey always talks to Lee like it's his first day of life.

[@mikemeyer9831]

TheOhman123 Joey has to because lee doesn’t have a life and never will lol

[@gumbysworld3472]

TheOhman123 lee is too innocent to be around these guys 😂

[@TheOhman123]

Lmao forreal, Lee is a savage though just for being there. Shit id love to be there

[@adamsharkey9579]

I love how Joey always asks how Lee is before his guest haha like a doctor!

[@DarkEpyon123]

they are family at this point. he has to look after his little brother. it is some beautiful shit.

[@mdkvisions]

Shady you roll with coco as well cool.

[@adamsharkey9579]

Shan Devin Like a doctor!

[@stattoo32]

+Shady Caucasian He sure loves that kid!

[@piaiuilikiaisip]

+DarkEpyon123 Beautiful comment bro.

[@aq_cbg_spartan2184]

lmaooooo "ill throw a ham sandwich at em they will kill them selves"- Ralphie may

[@RamnaViaz]

And Lee's girly laugh afterwards hahaha

[@JosephWheeler14]

Aq_CbG_SpArTan bro that rant was one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard 😂 blow upey as fuck 😂

[@lean4real_11]

and joey spends the whole time saying “theyre nice people” lol

[@aidenvollmers4590]

Hahahahahhahahaa

[@llgoved9]

Jesus Christ I’ve listened to this a millions times. Throw this on, on a Monday…can’t go wrong

[@snakefinger]

Ralphie seems like he was the biggest angel on two feet. We miss you tremendously ralphie. You were a true gentleman and a friend. Rest In Peace. Pasadena-Lena.

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Pasadena Lena! Rip Ralphie he was a true comedy legend

[@Nobsa.]

exept him saying n*gger

[@Not_Jaded]

Pasadena texas? My hometown

[@thomashouser1708]

Man Ralphie really was so ready and willing to help people. What a class act. Sorely missed.

[@brodyharris7631]

I'm 32 and the concept of death still blows my mind. Here today and gone tomorrow.

[@mrspursell]

I'm about to turn 33, just lost 2 cousins, one was 43, one was 45...

[@CashensPowerwashing]

im 30 and man I feel like I worry about it alot more than some other people. I feel like it isn't good for me to worry about it but I honestly can't help it, just lost my grandma and uncle and I worry about death alot. this life is pretty long though if you think about it.

[@billybigs4207]

@@CashensPowerwashing might be kinda fucked up but if you think ab it like this: i wont care because ill be dead then you dont have to worry:) doesent work if you believe in an after life

[@TheMasterTelevision]

Death dont have no mercy in this land

[@goodcuy3105]

We die physically but not SPIRITUALLY BECAUSE WE IN THIS BITCH FOREVA

[@darrenlee9237]

Such a kind offer from Ralphie to Lee. Proof-positive of what a genuinely warm, generous and considerate human being Ralphie May was. Truly humbling.

[@SICBOI808]

Man I miss the church, such a good feeling seeing the notification after a long day of work. Rest In Peace ralphie ❤️

[@senseicorey9979]

Same here. I came in right at the end of the early morning podcast. But getting that late night email that they were going Live was amazing . The music they opened with were always great. KICK THAT MULE LEE!!!

[@cmck17]

Hands down the best podcast ever by Uncle Joey. Serious shit was going down when Ralphie was there. RIP my good man. 🙏

[@hijackhickory]

Lee has the best non famous job is whole world. He gets to hang with Joey on a weekly basis and get paid for it while being hi as fuck. Some people are really lucky.

[@hijackhickory]

TheRealEzzy doesn't mean he's not lucky.

[@TheMightycfc]

+TheRealEzzy it works good with joey because joey has all kinds of life experience and Lee seems like he doesn't like he seems like a kid that didn't do drugs or party but the 2 of them are great together like opposite s but that works

[@markvickroy6725]

It's not luck fellas

[@alexg3176]

Jamie is luckier

[@leftybronson8800]

But he has the job because he doesn't wana be high, if he enjoyed it it wouldn't be the same 😂

[@elmundomoderno897]

rest in peace Ralphie May - one of the most genuine and kind souls to grace this earth

[@hisenherbnumber3156]

I almost had a heart attack laughing at ralphie talking about A-rabs and Russians!

[@thotpolice3897]

Damn that’s distasteful

[@05grandmarquis]

@@thotpolice3897 snowflake

[@MahoganyRaven]

No disrespect but that had to be the heaviest room in the country at the time lol

[@DarkEpyon123]

pffft! damn!

[@BRUZR66]

Just Jay uncle Joey dont play that fukn shit! U know what I mean!?

[@josholson9380]

Just Jay haha actually pretty funny

[@wexkiller1]

StarGuy you’re amazing

[@RamnaViaz]

Pure carbon dioxide in the air from all that mouth breathing hahaha

[@nidiavega1504]

R.i.p. Ralphie May!

[@jellyblocked]

Ralphie May is Eric Cartman All Grown Up , that fucking Laugh to .

[@jellyblocked]

LMAO ...tRUE!

[@TheBigfranco1]

+larry lovingstone he doesn't hate he's a comedian

[@TheBigfranco1]

+larry lovingstone if he was racist he wouldn't be with Joey

[@uncutVidsd123]

+Jelly block kinda annoying though

[@kanesrevenge832]

+larry lovingstone coco is a Cuban Jew tho

[@steven9967]

FINALLY RALPHIE MAY AND JOEY DIAZ TOGETHER ON A PODCAST TWO FUNNY DUDES I EVER HEARD.

[@jimmymcgill2557]

28:37 - He was truly one of a kind, 9 years ago and he's offering Lee everything! RIP Ralphie you were an amazing soul & the worlds a shittier place without you! 🙏🏻

[@jacobgroome5738]

When Joey did the Ralphie impression I died! Him recognizing how weird that voice is is like breaking the 4th wall!

[@jesusvaldivia3470]

The last 20 minutes of this podcast sums up what life is about. Heart.

[@SETHSHORE7384]

This was one of the best podcasts I've ever watched.

[@dong2377]

34:43 "Hey comb your shoulder bro!" I cracked up on that and im Armenian LOLL

[@LukeBrown6669]

Ralphie is so passionate when he talks about food

[@oldcountry7065]

Rest in peace ralphie we love you man you are missed

[@CaptFreedumb]

RIP Ralphie. Im disappointed in myself for just now realizing how great you were.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Hunter Lane better late than never dude, don’t be feeling that way about yourself for that. ✌️

[@chutcentral]

Ralphie is church royalty. Forever. We miss you, pal. Wish you were still rippin' bonghits with us down here. You were one of the good ones Ralphie May.

[@mosdef4543]

When Ralphie said I'll throw a ham sandwich at some Arabs I pissed myself, LMFAO!

[@jeffreycollins7297]

1:50:11 people you need to see this part. Ralphie is calling it what happened to Coco. He was there when Joey was saying these goals to himself. Believe and you can make it happen. CHURCH!

[@willisattack]

Joey is like Lee's Dad. Giving him knowledge.

[@D.M.ggww21]

Ralphie makes me laugh. It’s like Friday talk in the garage. Having a few. Speak your mind. Among friends. Say anything we all laugh.

[@MrCube17]

When Lee recited his Bar Mitzvah portion I died.

[@Gekokujo76]

MrCube17 "I need this shit in my life?"

[@CZRXCZR]

+MrCube17 For a second, I thought he was summoning Candy Man.

[@MrCube17]

Can somebody link me the moment when he starts singing please?

[@chewylopez7102]

Love it ! Something about Ralphie and Diaz that works theyre a powerhouse together. Shout to Lee lookin good there buddy.

[@Gooselamont]

Damn look at lee looking like slim jim magoo

[@geoffnelson64]

Like a docta!

[@GamerWordDotNet]

Ralphie and Joey Diaz make Benson look like a lightweight stoner.

[@samanali8309]

I personally don't find Benson funny as a comic but he's definitely a stoner...do you guys even watch his show? He takes 10-15 rips on average...that ain't no lightweight.

[@samanali8309]

But yea compared to Diaz and Ralphie anyone looks like a lightweight lol

[@KTF0]

Saw Benson in real life. He's the real deal. Ralphie and Joey are just the Jordan and Gretzky of weed.

[@GamerWordDotNet]

Statuatory Grape Naw, check Benson's recent solo GDWH. He almost dies just hitting vape pens a couple times through the episode. Or of course, just watch the episode of GDWH with Joey Diaz - Benson couldn't come near keeping up with Joey.

[@fortyforfree]

+ben197765 BReal barely went to his show Lol He canceled a few times and when he did show up he was hella late Lol

[@galvin420alone8]

Ralphie is the absolute most generous person because he knows that people just need a opportunity he understands that people just need a helping hand at times R.I.P to the real player

[@nvthvnn]

Here in 2021 watching again. Much love to the church family, and love you Ralph.

[@stattoo32]

"Blow upy as fuck"!!!! LMAO!!

[@amfinc2]

Steven Stevens *Joey rubs his eyes*

[@Vinny_Kicks]

+Mad Flavour Disciple "I love Armenians, its like hey go comb your shoulder!"

[@dannyslaughter4727]

Had to listen again. RIP Ralphie. We miss you

[@Vextos]

35:10 LMFAOOOO Ralphie really didn't give a fuck

[@alreadyknow1974]

It starts at about 33:30 it's what I came here for 😂

[@jnthxn_]

@@alreadyknow1974the fact he even made joey face palm is fucking hilarious lmao

[@PPINV2012]

"fishin for a watch..." OMFG!! I cant stop laughing at this. I could watch it all day long over and over...

[@Blueswailer]

34:20 Lee's little giggle after Ralphie's joke cracked me up. "Tee hee hee.."

[@MrJames-tw3so]

Love hearing all the Canadian love. I live a hour from Toronto and haven't been in years and miss it so much. It really is popping.

[@DonGrigorianFishing]

RIP Ralphie i just shed some tears for you! love u bro

[@Drewski97]

Just finding this now. :) thanks KZbin recommendations. Long live Ralphie May!

[@scottschiess1440]

This is probabaly my favorite episode of this podcast lol

[@christopherxiong5980]

When I'm feeling down this is my come to. Much love ralphie ..

[@weights_n_whiskey537]

Joey, bro, you truly motivate me, man. I know you hear that a lot, but I mean the shit. I was in the military and loved it, but always felt like I was wasting away. I went to Denver to see you and Joe R. at whatever the fuck it was downtown. You merked it. I stuck around after the show to talk to you guys. You were too fucking nice to all of us, bro. I kept trying to get a picture of you wearing my white UK hat, and you never told me to fuck off. You just simply refused. I went back to the military shit and couldn't stop thinking about how you guys live. It was the tipping point. I got out and didn't give a fuck. I've been hitting up open mics and local shit. Whatever else I can do. I have an acting agent now. Fucking thanks! That's what I'm getting at, man. You and Joe altered my motherfucking path that night. Much appreciated, homie!

[@TheMIghtyDago]

how are you doing now?

[@Ong420]

Ralphie I wish I got to hang with you. Thank God for Him being on Film, got a chance to enjoy his energy. Well see you again when we get up there. Love You Big Bro. 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[@Jchamp443]

2021 still watching ..rest in peace ralphie !!

[@hillaryray6171]

I've heard a few versions of the story of Joey throwing M&Ms in the theatre with Ralphie in multiple podcasts, but this episode is by far the best because the guys are laughing harder than ever. ❤

[@ML-yu8hr]

tuning in out of respect for an OG podcast episode! 💯

[@ourshit5725]

one of the best episodes ever!

[@wecre8sound652]

1:55:50 "OHHH SECOND BUT NOT LEAST" "HEHEH" "WHAT U GIGGLIN BOUT " "THATS NOT THE SAYING HAHA "

[@davidec.4021]

The Church in a nutshell. Love it.

[@MrKami.]

rest in peace ralphie may. He's immortalized as a legend, been a fan since 2006, born in 2000.

[@chris_redd2453]

57:25 ”bro I got a memory like a fkn hawk”

[@amfinc2]

Probably one of my favorite Churches yet. These guys together pop like champagne.

[@amfinc2]

Andrew Finck ..."I know I hate the Russians so it's ironic that I like Russian dressing"... LOL

[@jnstamos4690]

Joey talking about a chubby Jew and just has to look at lee😂 gotta love Joey

[@MordernDayNoble]

2023. It’s been 4/20 since 1986. Best podcast on this side of heaven.

[@timdutton9116]

Raplhie gets the most animated when they talk about food! LOL... RIP, buddy.

[@moombah2step528]

On bad days I love watching these old school ones with Ralphie, instant smiles every time. Rest easy Ralphie May!

[@DopeDroodd]

15 mins in and it's already an epic podcast.

[@chasezehender8279]

Had to come back 5 yrs later to re watch...RIP Big Dog Ralphie May

[@INoahGuy914]

Just relistened to this episode, lmaoooo Cancel culture would of had a field day hearing Ralphie May in this .

[@shhmichael8986]

these are the best podcasts man.. i go back an watch church episodes with ralphie all the time..

[@airlopez21]

"Looking blow up-y than a motherfucker" omg ralphie on Arabs is too funny.

[@chavezunseen]

I got all the church episodes with Ralphie on repeat daily

[@MrGood0leBoy]

I love you Joey! ❤️ RIP Ralphie May 🙏

[@rossrydall696]

huge fan of yours Joey Diaz. thanks for the kind words about our city. the 6.

[@ernestoortiz8672]

35:09 bruh Ralphie gave 0 FUCKS LOL

[@moneymillo7939]

Good podcast man @joeydiaz ur the MAN! Keep it up.. and this channel is phenomenal!!!

[@moneymillo7939]

@JoeyDiaz @Joeydiaz @Joeydiaz #andRIPralphie

[@TrustasCurrency]

Joey you ate a ounce of mushrooms then went down and got a standing ovation at a comedy stage in canada. Who's better then you!

[@Kodexsilver7114]

into the VoID exactly!! Joey is the best💯

[@huntergilson880]

I've never heard anyone talk about food with as much passion as Ralphie and Joey

[@keeganmh123]

U already know we here 2021

[@cody4335]

I've been waiting for this one for a long time.

[@thedarktowercometh9989]

on a 2 hour show, lee has his eyes open for 6 minutes..............oh shit

[@stoicsteveYT]

8:44 "Put the jew in your back pocket"...I'm dead

[@steflo4544]

33:20 Ralphie 😭😭😭😭😭 he said “because they look blow uppy as fuck”

[@ramirezv89]

Ralphie May is HILARIOUS!!! jesus christ, smoked a number and laughed my ass off for over an hour and a half! hahaha!

[@ksta7090ks]

Joey is best story teller ever.

[@chrissherrill2308]

Stanley story theif

[@KJ-lz2gi]

Spent my entire quarantine watching old coco and ralphie. uncle joey and I been talking bout him on the patreon recently - miss you heavily playa - RIP big ralphie.

[@jovansuarez3223]

Lees 260 Joeys 320 Ralfies 380, a Ton of love was in the building

[@rickardrakkoon2500]

Jovan Suarez ralphie is more around 440

[@Ketannabis]

now he is probably down to like 150, since he is dead and rotting lol.

[@M9Q77]

Alexander Stalnaker you’re trash

[@Ketannabis]

maybe, but at least I am alive.

[@onetwothree1469]

Burn

[@notarealfbi5005]

“And you’re still eating cheese grills... grilled cheese. Cheese grills, I’m sorry I got dyslexia tonight” lmfao! Fuck I love being apart of the church. Biggest smile on my face whenever that notification hits. #churchSTRONG

[@THECHARLIEHARLEY]

and the hash... Cause its hash monday. Lmfao Ralphie May legend.

[@aditshrestha5053]

28:28 7 years later LEE decided not to do any of the shit 😂😂😂

[@alechorwitz3134]

Joey fell asleep at the wheel at 12:53

[@alanjackson2431]

Reminiscing tonight because just got the news Joey is ending his podcast and moving back to Jersey. His podcasts with Ralphie are my favorites I would have loved to hang out with these guys. It sucks Ralphies gone and now the podcast is ending.