Joey Diaz's Tales of Thievery | Volume 3

Volume 3
From Various Episodes
The Church of What's Happening Now
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

[@MaximumPasta]

I swear, every place Joey goes, he steals an 8ball.

[@Rickswars]

honestly..it was like everybody had coke back in the day, once I kept 8ball for 2 yrs.

[@kevmac1230]

Ha ha ha! LMAO

[@BMF_Network]

Who you think you dealing with?? Johnny johnson??

[@ryanblackman662]

Lol so true

[@truckertense7606]

😂😂😂😂😂Tremendous!

[@UserHandle123]

Just as I finish smokin, this is uploaded.. tremendous

[@jacobvillarreal7289]

Wake and bake tho?

[@cakebandit]

Nah cone and snooze

[@UserHandle123]

@@cakebandit that's the one

[@charleszahuantitla2411]

Tremendous

[@derekpelotte1378]

Uncle Joey: "I stole half an ounce of coke from a friend of mine and let my friend take the blame. I moved stolen credit cards and split the money with my friends." Some half a Mo-Mo: "I used to steal half drunk drinks at bars and give them to girls I was with. I didn't care" Uncle Joey: "Crazy"

[@truckertense7606]

Lol

[@sneakysealpuptv9379]

Half a mo-mo lmao

[@thaflygawd5451]

I love when Joey says “I could make a meal” like that shit is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say 😂😂😂

[@DylanFoster87]

Still waiting for the coke chronicles part 100 😂

[@Known-wj6nh]

xleft4deadxxx lmaooo

[@yowiewowie2663]

xleft4deadxxx tremendous coke

[@fatmunch6318]

We need a group photo with 180 lb Joey and his juiced up friends

[@eamonnoreilly8260]

Uncle Joey's crime stories?........Sure, I've got a spare 26 minutes

[@kushhunter6106]

Eamonn Oreilly do u have a spare adult diaper? Bro I’m shitting myself for real help me out

[@truman3342]

Kush Hunter eat a banana

[@kushhunter6106]

truman I actually did before reading this comment and I took a really solid shit very satisfying 10/10

[@kushhunter6106]

truman I’m aware of the power of bananas to help you have a good solid stool

[@kevmac1230]

@@LegitimateKill There's nothing lower than a scumbag thief,and worse yet to brag about it.

[@loumartin4005]

I love Rogan and Joey pod casts when they do it together it’s better then anything ever !

[@oilpondsangel1024]

Rogans a douche

[@ghostnoodle9721]

Joey: 35 years later and this man still hasnt let it go Dude: What'd ya get him for Joey: a half ounce of coke me: Im upset now

[@kalekhalili8130]

Listen goomba, thank you again!!! More ammo for the rides to work. Like a doctah

[@alpacino4163]

_Mom:_ How was that Freak last night? _Me:_ *TREMENDOUS*

[@DursunX]

" *i got robbed by Joey Diaz before he was famous* " t-shirts $24.95 + p.h

[@beaboutitdonttalkaboutit8204]

I’d get one too

[@wachter206]

And after you buy it Joey steals your credit card info.

[@DursunX]

😲 i left a comment with a JD quote... yutube deleted it 🤦🏻‍♂️ ccksckas

[@truckertense7606]

@@wachter206 😂😂😂😂

[@Donoftheded]

Missed Opportunity

[@armani4267]

I love Uncle Joey love all the clips keep them coming

[@wunerwaffles]

these are amazing keep em coming

[@sneakysealpuptv9379]

Ripping the dollars in half is genius lmao

[@jonandersen2415]

Please keep these stories coming! Norway loves you😂🤣!!!

[@moali1419]

joey "im trying to get my life together" Diaz

[@lifelongez]

miss

[@MRCdeadlySniper]

*the owner owns in it* *theres a front door and there’s a back door* - Joey Diaz

[@nickpavloff8977]

Salute from Cincinnati

[@thepalettewhispererasmr1227]

If I don’t get to meet Joey, my life will be incomplete 🤣

[@uptownsamcv]

FUCKING TREMENDOUS !! we need more of these !

[@ItsStevieBoy]

14:00 Lol we called that minesweeping, we done it all the time as kids.

[@stevencalifano4945]

Who is the guy that is talking

[@Nick-wu3xi]

Joey “i took that fucking 8ball” Diaz

[@russopaul21]

Who could dislike an uncle Joey video i don’t get it

[@dereks2437]

Probably the people he robbed lol

[@mariobalducci8370]

Buncha Fanooks

[@GruneD]

@@dereks2437 😂😂

[@shamanicstates2745]

The type of Uncle you need growing up!🤣

[@russellmessenbird6859]

I'm a brit iam watching Joey and I knew ppl like him in London and Essex. In the day. Forget about all over the world. A g is a g forget about it

[@knowthetruth1492]

When the statue of limitations are up im gonna be telling stories just like this

[@hi-way1850]

right lmao

[@Alphabetizeist]

Yeah I can't wait till the monument of limitations is up

[@Life_of_Matthew]

Uncle Joey has had such a crazy life

[@uptownsamcv]

He needs to just make a movie with commentated Heist reenactments

[@fatmunch6318]

Stealing flowers for the mafia

[@str8904]

Half an ounce of coke?! Lol Jesus, Joey. People have killed for pettier shit than that, I'd still be mad too.

[@yungsebas3528]

During the credit card story, the guest or it might even be Lee is on coke or something notice how when Joey is telling the credit card story and continuing after that (especially towards the beginning ) after literally every single thing Joey says (and it’s not even after every full sentence it’s almost after every word) the guest/Lee zings a “ uh huh” or “yeah” or “mmm” or “right” or “wow” or *laughs* or *sighs* or *repeats what Joey says* or some other random nothing

[@DreamsOfGaruda]

It's annoying af once you know he's doing it

[@bigbeef8935]

Tremendous

[@20biomed08]

Lee is so innocent

[@jacobgunter8470]

how much of a yes man is this dude fr tho the guy in the grey yankees shirt

[@GeneralButtNake]

Yo! Oh, shit The “Crimestopper!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 haven’t used that since the 80”s

[@peterhilaire875]

Joey “Summer of 85” Diaz

[@mindgames9614]

keep em coming ! Not many people know Joey robbed all of New Jersey

[@beaboutitdonttalkaboutit8204]

Dead By Whiskey my mom told me 4 years ago she got robbed by Joey Diaz I laughed at first but now it makes semce

[@highlandoutsider8148]

16:00 🤣 yes Lee! After all the beatings over where you eat! Get 'em son! 😅

[@zWelshyxX]

The guy who stole drinks thought he was one of the boys for a moment.🤣 that’s some minky shit. Not gangster at all.

[@monkey.dthunderrevolutiona2133]

0:17 joey says he doesnt wana say the guys name and the other guy says everything lmfao wtf

[@RuanndaSilva]

Joey my man, it would be crazy to create short movies of all of your stories bro! I'll watch it over and over again. Who's with me and wants to see Joey's Memoirs too? Mucho love from Amsterdam.

[@edthe1owapyr020]

I dig the blackberry smoke shirt

[@mansoorehsann5096]

This man is so precious

[@mecka9389]

Good morning y’all

[@fatmunch6318]

Is that ralphie laughing in the background during the first clip

[@dr.green.]

Yea that was for sure ralphie, that laugh is too unique haha

[@immortal-jbv3598]

Joey Bumps into more 8balls than most people ever see in their lives

[@CJ_YT.]

You don't just 'bump' into an 8 ball, ya sniff it out (Lol)

[@Hal0Sux]

the guys pissing on the dog at the bar, what the FUCK! LOL

[@brentcowan5957]

Blackberry Smoke t shirt. Haha

[@mariobalducci8370]

Joey "August, Summer of '85" Diaz

[@iambetterthanHLG]

Lmaoo imagine seeing this shit at blockbuster

[@oilpondsangel1024]

I love Joey's stories but the lies lol

[@SASBurner]

no he doesnt… if u actually listened to his older episodes he literally talks to his old friends who verify his stories.

[@oilpondsangel1024]

@@SASBurner so you are saying this old junkie crim isnt a liar lmao bro

[@karllager2214]

Proof karma is bunk.

[@peacepeace5930]

Always in the 80s lmfaooooo

[@Dabgram34]

Lmfao

[@maxpower001]

Nowadays with cameras none of this works anymore... the future sucks

[@rileylong8000]

Does anyone else have trouble hearing Joey because he talks so low sometimes?

[@rainbowsix4818]

Lol I'm so fucken faded

[@donnies5398]

I'm calling BS on stealing drinks from the bar...

[@alexlorimer2141]

16:42 lol

[@xjArieswar]

Who is muscle twink in the tank top I dont remember that episode

[@ADOGGBOY]

How did Joey not get clipped???

[@truckertense7606]

Who you think ya dealin wit Joey bananas?

[@steirabua861]

Who's the guy wearing the yankees shirt?

[@Ibnjamal645]

Joey i have a friend diaz loooool

[@danielpaulredmond4620]

I used steal flowers, and old stone bricks from farmers field and sell them £2.50 a brick

[@RazgrizStraitz]

It's an honor to get robbed by you Joey Diaz LOL

[@Mr-kq8xs]

When its so good you touch it and your fingers go numb, maybe they might start to bleed if you touch it too much, the room smells like fish and leaves .

[@stevencalifano4945]

Who's the guy hes talking to about pissing at the bar

[@gbcsterbear7206]

Yo that’s fucked I don’t ever wanna go to New Jersey

[@KemetOG]

😎

[@MrPink5754]

High as fuck right now cheers mate.

[@12345Yeah]

AJ Benza makes me hate cocaine

[@MrKami.]

😂

[@gorangersforever]

"I gotta tell you somethin"

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

Ele tá lá junto com você eu gostei do lugar ela ela é minha

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

Era para dar o que ela ela pode fazer mas que era minha professora

[@marsmars1121]

Shii Micky Gall!??

[@str8904]

Pissing on a dog, pissing on the bar?

[@devourthegalaxy7646]

Why reuse the same stories in different compilations?

[@SASBurner]

who cares

[@Henofmayhem]

These stories seem to overlap. Tuned up but I know a funny story when I hear it.

[@Kcali111]

😄

[@KansasCowpoke]

Is that mickey gall? The fuck

[@cesarfernandez8779]

“I’m gunna go to hell for those things, who gives a fuck you gotta have fun right”

[@royscott9162]

Joey Diaz… New York and New Jersey… Is stealing speakers and buying below. This dude from Long Island is talking about stealing flowers? Oh my God! This is so cliché…

[@WoolMocha199]

*_8ball_*

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

Tem mesmo espetáculo de p*** que ela faz tem meses meses que ela faz o espetáculo

[@scottishpatriot5908]

Pissing on a dog is just sick.

[@Rickswars]

Can't believe Joey never got into purse snatching, easy get away in a big city, and you had to hurry and use the credit cards once on something big.

[@pancerota123]

Come on now Joey, why woule you pee on a dog, that's too far even for you.

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

Alguém se alguém para lá para mim pecador falar para mim que ele é só teu quebra a cara temos mensageiros da palavras da Bíblia sagrada considerados comuns do bem que faz não é porque aqueles homens pega que prega a palavra da Bíblia sagrada todos os todos Papa são mensageiros da por isso merece o nosso respeito mas não sou santo porque ninguém toma o lugar de Jesus se falaram que só só pode dar um pau nele que ele tá mentindo tá

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

É comentário de p*** saía comentário papa não tem nada a ver com o comentário de tudo foi um comentário de Tuta o papa não tem nada a ver com essa

[@lolreal7218]

Sorry joey but I can't deal with that guests laugh an screwed face

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

E aí amigo dos gays que ela me destrói que eu pedi para ela melhor de Dora que eu pedi as cabeças na mesa é é dos gays que ela me destrói faz de fêmea que eu pedi a cabeça na mesa dos gays para ela apresentar as provas junto com se ela não apresentar as provas do governo dela eu pedi as cabeças na queria que eu me apresentar lá não apresentar suas provas ela vai ter que dar que foi dos gay dos gay que eu dei minha cabeça para ela para lá não provar que eu sou gay eu quero a cabeça dela como honra aos

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

Perguntei ninguém você seu quantos anos você tem aqui e não tem ninguém solta aqui na terra amigo nós temos seres humanos pecadores não tem só tô aqui na terra velho se tivesse alguém fala para mim que é só eu

[@raimundomedeiros1190]

Eu vou continuar desafiando todos eles até as autoridades continua desafiando até os autoridade toquei do gay do Jack do bebê se eles não não apresentar essas provas pode ter certeza eu quero a cabeça deles como honra todos os tribunais de justiça e como porque eu sei

[@xjArieswar]

Joey is always talking about food. Like it almost gets on my nerves.

[@smokestackstudiosgem]

It’s just a podcast your honor.🙄

[@cflo1386]

AJ your stories are boring, back to Joey.

[@mottom2033]

I smell bullshit!

[@elias560]

very true people from cities in nyc metro area in the 70s and 80s were known to not commit crime

[@ctcs9162]

The more I watch/listen to Uncle Joey, the more I despise him.

[@roseonmyarm8056]

Tremendous

[@DEE-MON13]

😂