When Someone Tries To Act Tough on an Airplane | Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz Clips

Joey Diaz Clips

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@mrkillums8219
@mrkillums8219 5 жыл бұрын
From now on I will tell all the black women I meet, that ima rip down the beyonce poster 👍👌
@dt-lg2oc
@dt-lg2oc 5 жыл бұрын
@S T Ξ Λ L T H cuzz she is beautiful And by you saying that means that she is better looking... I think
@erif1179
@erif1179 5 жыл бұрын
@El Matadores You're telling the black woman that beyonce is an ugly bitch and you would much rather have a poster of this new black woman you found on your wall.
@thelastmemphian
@thelastmemphian 5 жыл бұрын
S T Ξ Λ L T H dont need my beyonce poster anymore cause u so gorgeous
@Apg07
@Apg07 5 жыл бұрын
Haha I was trying to figure this one out, thanks guys
@offtheleashman
@offtheleashman 5 жыл бұрын
Had to come straight to the comments 'cause I was like what does that mean
@andreranch6161
@andreranch6161 5 жыл бұрын
Lee sounds like a kid being tickled by his aunt LMAO
@stanleysalvatore6476
@stanleysalvatore6476 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha !!!!
@SavedByTheBLOOD04
@SavedByTheBLOOD04 5 жыл бұрын
I love it. 😂
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
Jewish Pillsbury dough boy
@ry4nx
@ry4nx 5 жыл бұрын
lmaooo thats fkin hilarious
@infinitypoker6383
@infinitypoker6383 5 жыл бұрын
Best one I've read in a while
@Liverpool094
@Liverpool094 5 жыл бұрын
nothing beats a good diaz story.
@demz6365
@demz6365 5 жыл бұрын
@jay everyone exaggerates when story telling...and it makes it better, stop being a pussy talking shit online when you know that in person you don't care enough to butt into a conversation about Diaz ans the only reason you do it here is bevause you want attention
@colbyb8358
@colbyb8358 5 жыл бұрын
jay gtfo here lame ass.
@Gblonkers
@Gblonkers 5 жыл бұрын
DM gb72 bro you just made me realise something. I disagree with people on here but I wouldn’t do that shit in real life in person. My life is a lie
@SpoilerAlert__
@SpoilerAlert__ 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Joey will agree with me, but coke will beat them
@jer.z.3691
@jer.z.3691 5 жыл бұрын
#facts
@yungdisney
@yungdisney 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura doing Joeys voice is perfect 😂
@ashchaya7676
@ashchaya7676 5 жыл бұрын
Sure is. Tom appears on the Rogan podcast one time where he's telling a story about travelling with Diaz on a plane and they're both high the whole time. There are so many Diaz lines he delivers in his Diaz voice, it's fucking brilliant, not to mention hilarious.
@Jbkbmx
@Jbkbmx 5 жыл бұрын
Idk how Joey doesn’t burst laughing hearing his spot on voice impression
@minyjackass8421
@minyjackass8421 5 жыл бұрын
Ash Chaya joes is spot on but bert hits those lower Joey quotes perfect
@Shamrockjason
@Shamrockjason 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
“This fuckin’ asshole on the plane....”😂
@wpracy
@wpracy 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody makes Joey diaz laugh like Joey diaz. True legend
@jakesharp5510
@jakesharp5510 5 жыл бұрын
Will Pracy I have the same problem except Joey also makes other people laugh. Lmao
@pinkberryconsumer4059
@pinkberryconsumer4059 5 жыл бұрын
I always say that many many many years after Diaz passes away he's going to B just as Infamous is Keyser Soze
@ryanlyle9201
@ryanlyle9201 5 жыл бұрын
Theo Von always gets Joey cracking up hard too
@priyachand2697
@priyachand2697 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😭 hands down, best comment!
@aegonbreakspear9102
@aegonbreakspear9102 3 жыл бұрын
@@pinkberryconsumer4059 I hope that day is a few decades to come... Joey Diaz is the only thing I live for sometimes
@badlt.8029
@badlt.8029 5 жыл бұрын
Joey “my leg weighs 265” Diaz. LOL. What a great storyteller! Truly one of a kind.
@Ken-pv9zu
@Ken-pv9zu 5 жыл бұрын
You could be Johnny MMA... this leg weighs 265.
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 жыл бұрын
His leg weighs more than Joe Rogan.
@etazza1092
@etazza1092 5 жыл бұрын
Imma keep kickin you and your fuckin hitler buddy
@k.j.hallingswest5231
@k.j.hallingswest5231 4 жыл бұрын
Joey "I really opened up as a gentleman" Diaz Ya gotta love this guy.
@brandondismang7343
@brandondismang7343 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason I always imagine Joey Diaz being Nate Diaz father.
@jonassal6937
@jonassal6937 5 жыл бұрын
I thought his trainer was Joey. That's what led me to him lol
@francois9747
@francois9747 5 жыл бұрын
What, how? They're so completely different.
@sparky-281
@sparky-281 4 жыл бұрын
@@francois9747 there both bad muda fukas 💀
@mojomuss
@mojomuss 4 жыл бұрын
Epic comment
@pauljones9576
@pauljones9576 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that
@yamamohammadnoorstani1640
@yamamohammadnoorstani1640 5 жыл бұрын
“I got these weeds under my nuts” LOL!
@batboy5023
@batboy5023 5 жыл бұрын
" his hitler buddy" XD
@martysheersn8061
@martysheersn8061 5 жыл бұрын
I like Joey diaz more as a personality then a comic and he’s a damn good comic
@herpallday1284
@herpallday1284 5 жыл бұрын
Marty Sheersn then why even make your dumb ass statement to begin with?
@eternalvigor1190
@eternalvigor1190 5 жыл бұрын
Marty Sheersn joey diaz’s comedy is pretty good. Joe Rogan’s comedy is god awful. I like Rogan more as a personality and commentator than his cringe awful comedy
@TGSTYNTWA1
@TGSTYNTWA1 5 жыл бұрын
Pumpin George what the fuck is an away team
@Sapardi
@Sapardi 5 жыл бұрын
The Hash Minging Masher it’s a sports expression.
@max1milli96
@max1milli96 4 жыл бұрын
Herp All Day you need to smoke a joint and calm down sir
@martypayne5650
@martypayne5650 Жыл бұрын
7:00 “They’re fuckin hawkin each other to death” 🤣🤣🤣
@mukundr1204
@mukundr1204 3 ай бұрын
It’s a line that could have come out of the sopranos 😂
@DillonLarche
@DillonLarche 5 жыл бұрын
No ones gonna talk about how tom looks like if lee had testosterone
@crockybird3287
@crockybird3287 5 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@MCGeddelti
@MCGeddelti 5 жыл бұрын
i tough lee started working out on one of those 0 insulin diets XD XD letdown
@YANILLIONAIRE
@YANILLIONAIRE 5 жыл бұрын
they bring it up near the end of the show
@LUCKYNY718
@LUCKYNY718 5 жыл бұрын
@@YANILLIONAIRE Wu Tang
@actionjackson1173
@actionjackson1173 5 жыл бұрын
Lee on TRT😂😂😂
@Marvin-ey4sq
@Marvin-ey4sq 5 жыл бұрын
"Turn the phone off." Joey Diaz - I'm about to get Sauer on these Krauts!
@independentthoughtprocess1868
@independentthoughtprocess1868 5 жыл бұрын
Joey's German impression has me on another level right now. 😂😂
@kazejah1014
@kazejah1014 5 жыл бұрын
Im hurtin lmao
@hawaiianprestigecars8493
@hawaiianprestigecars8493 5 жыл бұрын
IndependentThoughtProcess it’s french lol They were french
@independentthoughtprocess1868
@independentthoughtprocess1868 5 жыл бұрын
@@hawaiianprestigecars8493 ah, my mistake. Still funny though. Thanks for bringing me back to the clip. I needed to laugh today.
@lisetteeliseparis7070
@lisetteeliseparis7070 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 love it!
@LucaBakiMMA
@LucaBakiMMA 4 жыл бұрын
@Luke so many sissies in Germany its crazy. Calling the cops for everything and anything.
@el-zw8zf
@el-zw8zf 5 жыл бұрын
The MALOOK eye 😂
@RJCE420
@RJCE420 5 жыл бұрын
When your on the 20th Joey Diaz story video and you start to laugh like Lee. Take a 10 min break, Rinse and repeat.
@Jesuisderetour87
@Jesuisderetour87 5 жыл бұрын
😄
@mowgli6067
@mowgli6067 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@versuliu1424
@versuliu1424 5 жыл бұрын
i love how this guy still exists and is himself in this "politically correct" time. my kinda guy.
@gekyumeisthename9270
@gekyumeisthename9270 5 жыл бұрын
versuliu 1 “it don’t apply to me.”
@tenitri5023
@tenitri5023 4 жыл бұрын
There’s not many like him left.
@tenitri5023
@tenitri5023 4 жыл бұрын
Gekyume Is the name lol did he say that? About pc culture?
@DEVDissers
@DEVDissers 4 жыл бұрын
Tenitri yes lol
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly why Joey is so important in these crazy times...I hope he lives to be a hundred🙏❤️
@drewsnacks3293
@drewsnacks3293 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz lived 10 lives
@beenjamminbuttons7771
@beenjamminbuttons7771 5 жыл бұрын
Foot L Johnson dude I don’t get how so many people eat his shit up. I think some of his shit is funny but he constantly lies out his ass. he comes up with bullshit stories on the spot and tries giving them credibility by throwing in specific names or insignificant details. it is often painstakingly obvious
@fishineryday
@fishineryday 5 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE THE AWAY TEAM LOL
@LizardKing1324
@LizardKing1324 5 жыл бұрын
"The Sopranos was hotter than hell at that time, so I was having different incidents like this every weekend"
@alexanderprince146
@alexanderprince146 5 жыл бұрын
forgedabouted 😂😂 yeah fuck this guy
@GGGboi
@GGGboi 5 жыл бұрын
Foot L Johnson stories? That’s disrespectful to a lot of dead folks
@captainshinysidesofthehmsb8900
@captainshinysidesofthehmsb8900 5 жыл бұрын
@Foot L Johnson You've obviously never heard of Bruno. Nobody messed with Bruno! (My Dad taught him English)
@gammawave1739
@gammawave1739 5 жыл бұрын
Foot L johnson yea there all gone now all those ittalian gangs are gone. Funny thing is the ittalian mafia still runs alot of buisnesses in new york its sad. All that blood money and the cops let them do it
@jewbabydono
@jewbabydono 5 жыл бұрын
@Foot L Johnson bro you are hurting these kids feelings out here 😂😂😂 be easy big guy, shit 😂😂😂
@ethanbrown812
@ethanbrown812 5 жыл бұрын
Turn ze phone off
@friedipar
@friedipar 5 жыл бұрын
You don't just break the rules next to a german dude
@captainshinysidesofthehmsb8900
@captainshinysidesofthehmsb8900 5 жыл бұрын
Nein.
@jewbabydono
@jewbabydono 5 жыл бұрын
I would've acted the same fucking way bro, oh my Lord. I cant stand rude ass people.
@MBeist-vi7ho
@MBeist-vi7ho 5 жыл бұрын
Haha, white man bad
@lisetteeliseparis7070
@lisetteeliseparis7070 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Right? God, been watching this every so often and still laughing.
@mirandacosgrove472
@mirandacosgrove472 5 жыл бұрын
Tom’s impression of joey🤣😭🙌🏻
@paulvalmadre5493
@paulvalmadre5493 5 жыл бұрын
When I was 16 I got on a plane for a two hour flight ,I had an ounce of the stinkiest weed ever down my pants, I had wrapped it in a couple of freezer bags and taped it up half an hour into the flight I had to piss and when I unzipped the inside of the zipper tore the freezer bag open,now I tried to make a quick fix with the tape but when I went back to my seat I realized the whole cabin of this plane could smell the dope ,it was so strong I could hear everyone talking about it and passengers complaining to hostess's about the smell, it really was that bad, All I could think was there is going to be cops waiting at the airport and lucky I only had hand luggage as there was a bunch of cops near the bag belts, lucky it was busy I sped out straight into a taxi ,he said to me,I think you were suppose to get in the line there was people waiting ,I was ready for that and flicked a fifty dollar note at him and said just drive mate, it was funny because he replied in his Indian accent ,(OK were are we going sir, ), Finally I could relax.
@ikeivy9580
@ikeivy9580 4 жыл бұрын
Nice..
@timfredrickson3889
@timfredrickson3889 4 жыл бұрын
Bullshit you had a full ounce down your pants
@tabernaclejones6115
@tabernaclejones6115 4 жыл бұрын
Good story for the comment section lol this is why I only travel with dabs. Much easier
@JohnthePixelizedGuy
@JohnthePixelizedGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Damn dude that’s scary
@lastmanstanding3739
@lastmanstanding3739 4 жыл бұрын
Spencer thats not that much?
@johngamez4619
@johngamez4619 5 жыл бұрын
TS:Really? JD: Between the cocaine and my attitude I'm dyin.. 😂😂
@timewatch5
@timewatch5 5 жыл бұрын
Like national geographic lmaoo
@dontmindme333
@dontmindme333 4 жыл бұрын
Joey’s German accent is gold. Lmfao 😭
@eddyruiz9014
@eddyruiz9014 5 жыл бұрын
Germans love correcting strangers, especially here in Germany. It's a cultural thing though. They just needed a bit of a cultural exchange.
@williamcutrell7456
@williamcutrell7456 5 жыл бұрын
Germans can suck my fucking bratwurst and fuck off
@JiMuKai
@JiMuKai 5 жыл бұрын
And there it is, cultural exchange happening in this very thread
@dustinhargrove2129
@dustinhargrove2129 5 жыл бұрын
All y’all can fuck right off, caucasians have no culture so it’s not much of an exchange 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@dustinhargrove2129
@dustinhargrove2129 5 жыл бұрын
Foot L Johnson I was joking 😂 im half white & grew up in a white household you’re talking to one of very few hillbilly natives 😂
@dustinhargrove2129
@dustinhargrove2129 5 жыл бұрын
Foot L Johnson and. Absolutely no hate over here 😂 Merca.
@CZRXCZR
@CZRXCZR 5 жыл бұрын
Lee’s laugh is the cherry on top
@clouter8103
@clouter8103 5 жыл бұрын
I cam hardly breathe! Beyonce poster, what a line. Top stuff JD
@dylanmounsey7515
@dylanmounsey7515 5 жыл бұрын
Ask Questions Later TREMENDOUS DAWG
@andyd568
@andyd568 5 жыл бұрын
@Ask Questions Later - I don't get that line at all but I sense that it is funny. What does a poster of Beyonce have to do with anything? Is it a taunt implying the woman in question is hotter? Could you explain ?
@andyd568
@andyd568 5 жыл бұрын
@@kasper5688 Oh haha, I get it now. I was just confused as to why people were offended. Geez. It's hilarious.
@whatisthishandlegarbage
@whatisthishandlegarbage 5 жыл бұрын
maybe it's because of all the "cam" in your throat.
@lisetteeliseparis7070
@lisetteeliseparis7070 5 жыл бұрын
Right? Hysterical.
@gregc33487
@gregc33487 5 жыл бұрын
'They were hockin each other to death you know however they talk'
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 4 жыл бұрын
"With the fuckin hee-ho or whatever they do the the hand"
@robbtrudel1993
@robbtrudel1993 Жыл бұрын
I would sacrifice everything I hold dear in life to witness Joey arguing with those Germans in real life
@jakebooth658
@jakebooth658 5 жыл бұрын
Tom told an entire Joey Diaz story verbatim from Joey’s memories 😂 that’s impressive
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 5 жыл бұрын
"The stewardess was giving me the malook eye" haha
@robbiel8677
@robbiel8677 5 жыл бұрын
I love Lees carebear being squeezed laugh.
@ohnonotjo
@ohnonotjo 5 жыл бұрын
If you squeeze a ball of humus it makes the same sound
@akutagawaatsushi3105
@akutagawaatsushi3105 5 жыл бұрын
@@ohnonotjo Lol what
@pinkberryconsumer4059
@pinkberryconsumer4059 5 жыл бұрын
You know I was going to really give you s*** about your comment but I just can't bring myself to do it only because of your profile pic got to love the ThunderCats
@sheeshanowify
@sheeshanowify 5 жыл бұрын
the comments saying Joey is racist and a womanizer...come on guys it's clearly in the context of a joke...how about turning off the PC radar, sit back, relax and have a laugh ...
@fplus6749
@fplus6749 5 жыл бұрын
If they don't like...turn if off.
@Sneak248
@Sneak248 5 жыл бұрын
I thought we were safe here from the beta cucks, I guess not :(
@sheeshanowify
@sheeshanowify 5 жыл бұрын
Betas are everywhere bruh...everywhere I look....I see beta people.
@stephen8996
@stephen8996 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sneak248 never safe
@howey935
@howey935 5 жыл бұрын
I know this P.C culture has gone way beyond a joke, we need to go back to like it was in the late 70s early 80s
@Szaam
@Szaam 4 жыл бұрын
There's something incredibly satisfying about hearing Uncle Joey say "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
@0u73rh34v3n
@0u73rh34v3n 5 жыл бұрын
“Hssssssss he’s got ya there” OMFG LOOOOOL good god I haven’t laughed that hard in years
@tannerbarkley4629
@tannerbarkley4629 5 жыл бұрын
"Your little Hitler buddy" best quote ever😂
@6luealreadydead
@6luealreadydead 5 жыл бұрын
In all honesty these stories of actually somewhat restored my faith that there are some regular cops that are still good people out there
@thetraveler1182
@thetraveler1182 5 жыл бұрын
Plenty of them are regular people trust me on that.
@flint-cut-stunner9196
@flint-cut-stunner9196 5 жыл бұрын
Fonzie so you just assume ALL cops are assholes? i bet your instinct is Always right😂 dumber than bird shit i swear
@sfwisdom6673
@sfwisdom6673 5 жыл бұрын
Lol this only worked because it was Joey bro
@trenyte6763
@trenyte6763 5 жыл бұрын
Uhh if you actually believe any of joeys story’s you must be on the spectrum . He’s entertaining but 90% of his story’s are just that. Storys and he makes most of it up as he goes
@rupin
@rupin 5 жыл бұрын
Shane Knerr damn you just made up the story of that guys life!
@rustyshackelford3718
@rustyshackelford3718 5 жыл бұрын
His diaz impression is utter gold.
@yogidemis8513
@yogidemis8513 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "The most interesting criminal in the world" Diaz
@jp-lw5gl
@jp-lw5gl 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@RoronoaZoro-yq3qj
@RoronoaZoro-yq3qj 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "I'm rippin down the Beyonce poster" Diaz
@charlielambert9713
@charlielambert9713 5 жыл бұрын
Roronoa "Definitely watches Joe Rogan" Zoro
@RoronoaZoro-yq3qj
@RoronoaZoro-yq3qj 5 жыл бұрын
@@charlielambert9713 well you ain't wrong
@chrisw5150
@chrisw5150 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@wullaballoo2642
@wullaballoo2642 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisw5150 Neither do I. Rihanna much more pretty lady.
@imaginedauthority9455
@imaginedauthority9455 5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I only just found this I love Joey's stories. no sleep for me!
@georgeclinton4524
@georgeclinton4524 4 жыл бұрын
"You're 'missing' right now." What a great fucking line. I'm definitely stealing that.
@wicked5312
@wicked5312 5 жыл бұрын
Lee laughing Makes it 50× more funny😂
@TheMrlitemaster
@TheMrlitemaster 5 жыл бұрын
"you and your hitler buddy!" ROFFFFFFFFFL
@ernielarkin4793
@ernielarkin4793 5 жыл бұрын
If I'm sitting next to Joey on a flight.....oh he's talking to me.
@arielmetamorphosis
@arielmetamorphosis Жыл бұрын
“Turn the phone off” 😂😂😂 that shit gets me every time
@kramegame8442
@kramegame8442 5 жыл бұрын
Joey had me dying @ 7:00 talkin about the German guys on the plane😂😂😂
@lukethompson8137
@lukethompson8137 2 жыл бұрын
The accent was unexpected ahaha
@domshefwood3460
@domshefwood3460 5 жыл бұрын
Next time somebody asks me if I've heard the good news: "There's a God... I don't know if he sent his son to kill Jesus, or whateva."
@kimbonice
@kimbonice 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen that happen before with people telling others to turn their phone off even in 2019 with planes having Wi-Fi now. Totally ridiculous to chastise another adult as if they're a child. I usually ignore them when they're trying to play "hallway monitor" or troll them until they escalate then they get kicked out or put in their place once they realize they have no power.
@jaedo71
@jaedo71 6 ай бұрын
Joey and Lee are two people you could literally listen to all day 😂
@jacuxharakuta5923
@jacuxharakuta5923 5 жыл бұрын
All time best story teller 👊🏽 😂
@rickybaillie4222
@rickybaillie4222 5 жыл бұрын
This is all well and good but don't forget that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
@ramsy4205
@ramsy4205 5 жыл бұрын
@johnny walker fuck you
@elcuntogomez5716
@elcuntogomez5716 5 жыл бұрын
@johnny walker exactly wat i thought
@elcuntogomez5716
@elcuntogomez5716 5 жыл бұрын
And fuk u crack head wat has that got to do with shit
@joeyv.destefano5236
@joeyv.destefano5236 5 жыл бұрын
Duh duh duh duh, dun dun dun. Duh duh dun dun. Dah du dun dun dun.. Still the best theme song to a show ever.
@paul-egz4264
@paul-egz4264 5 жыл бұрын
None of you bitches waited quietly with your brothers n dad at 7:59pm for that opening to start, if anyone missed it you were crushed for a whole week, my dad went out and bought a small black n white so he could watch the live pick 3, 4 and 6 on channel 8 at 7:59pm while sitting on the corner of the couch waiting for the beginning of the A-TEAM... and being a decorated Sergeant in the Army for 2 tours in Vietnam he fuckin lived vicariously through the A-TEAM because he definitely wasn't happy with his career as a gym teacher and football and wrestling coach, he'd much rather be the 5th member of colonel John Hannibal Smiths team
@Red_AIert
@Red_AIert 5 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love Joey Diaz. Ain't too many people that can have you in tears laughing like a little kid while just telling a story. 😂🙏🏼
@speak-easyconversations1393
@speak-easyconversations1393 5 жыл бұрын
Lee sounds like a legit baby when laughing it’s infectious
@danielcasalinovo9660
@danielcasalinovo9660 5 жыл бұрын
"You're missing right now" LOL
@carrrexx7190
@carrrexx7190 5 жыл бұрын
The away team 😂classic
@Baci302
@Baci302 5 жыл бұрын
"When I get home I'm ripping down the Beyonce' poster!" LMAO.
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman 5 жыл бұрын
He's right though, if a cop confronts you about smoking, just be straight up. Unless you live in NYC or something 99% of the time they'll cut you some slack - some dude smoking a one gram joint before a flight just isn't worth their time.
@justinlawlor3898
@justinlawlor3898 5 жыл бұрын
You are tripping, you always lie, i use to be a cop, they ask questions so they can arrest you, never admit anything, never ever admit a crime
@alexacosta2140
@alexacosta2140 5 жыл бұрын
I love how all of Joey’s friends can impersonate him
@Christian-qu5ye
@Christian-qu5ye 5 жыл бұрын
I needed this after a long day. Thanks uncle Joey
@spencermeunier3298
@spencermeunier3298 5 жыл бұрын
Okay first of all, that guys Diaz impression was damn good
@catfishchris1
@catfishchris1 5 жыл бұрын
Spencer Meunier “that guy”
@loganbrannigan
@loganbrannigan 5 жыл бұрын
7:28 When you are at a movie theater and the person next to you has their cellphone out during the movie.
@jaketnk9957
@jaketnk9957 5 жыл бұрын
Lee's laugh at 12:10
@antoniolosciuto7548
@antoniolosciuto7548 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to dowload his laugh
@TehUltimateSnake
@TehUltimateSnake 5 жыл бұрын
That shit had me dying the whole time lmao
@boogieman468
@boogieman468 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Joey trying to fight would be the funniest thing I would ever see he would blow him self out in 3 mins
@gregorrose8935
@gregorrose8935 3 жыл бұрын
That “national geographic women” line gets me every damn time🤣🤣
@moreofjosem5363
@moreofjosem5363 5 жыл бұрын
“He’s got you there!”
@Nxghtmxre999
@Nxghtmxre999 5 жыл бұрын
“Sir, turnnnn zerrrr phone off!” *German accent LMFAOOOO
@Pt0wN973b0iI
@Pt0wN973b0iI 5 жыл бұрын
THAT IS A FRIEND FOR YOU! REMEMBERING WHAT YOU TELL THEM!
@DragonAurora
@DragonAurora 5 жыл бұрын
Ol' dude's giggle is something else...
@MR4_11
@MR4_11 5 жыл бұрын
I’m in the library right now and that German story made me embarrass myself. I can’t stop laughing
@Psycho-Complex
@Psycho-Complex 5 жыл бұрын
"Your fuckin Hitler buddy" I'm dyin
@Preacher_.
@Preacher_. 5 жыл бұрын
7:04 😂😂 This is why we fuckin' love Joey Diaz! 👏👏
@dancarter255
@dancarter255 5 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz's laugh is contagious 😁
@powface
@powface 5 жыл бұрын
"Your the away team!"...holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣
@myearshurtnoone1367
@myearshurtnoone1367 5 жыл бұрын
gonna rip down the beyonce poster? is basically saying i dont need that poster anymore after seeing you?
@ToSobrietyAndBeyond
@ToSobrietyAndBeyond 4 жыл бұрын
Jim McCracken they were asking a question. For someone to clarify it for the fuck nuts.
@liam10123
@liam10123 Жыл бұрын
Nah this might be my favourite joey Diaz story real or fake it’s ducking hilarious 😂
@LucaBakiMMA
@LucaBakiMMA 4 жыл бұрын
Love from Germany ♥️😁
@JakeFlemingVlogs
@JakeFlemingVlogs 4 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this video a year later because it’s the best
@jonathonbooher3811
@jonathonbooher3811 5 жыл бұрын
Joey be dropping 265 lbs bombs
@Maicon-b1b
@Maicon-b1b Ай бұрын
04:40😂😂😂 I barely caught the joke about bananas😂😂😂
@nedtheproducer5777
@nedtheproducer5777 5 жыл бұрын
0:42 spot on joey diaz “dowag”
@rodgerhall109
@rodgerhall109 5 жыл бұрын
uncle joey is the funniest man alive i love me some uncle joey
@VodkaSoda
@VodkaSoda 5 жыл бұрын
11:40 Joey with his Miami Vice episode story lol
@mikephillips8538
@mikephillips8538 4 жыл бұрын
Sparking it up anywhere that's my dawg ! San Antonio Texas steppin thru high fiving Bergen New Jersey !
@Goose21995
@Goose21995 5 жыл бұрын
Im so using that “rip beyonce off the wall” line. I love black girls.
@surfingtothestars
@surfingtothestars 5 жыл бұрын
@El Matadores it means that you like black girls and you're now replacing them with Beyonce on your wall
@leonscribbles5615
@leonscribbles5615 5 жыл бұрын
Same bro 😂💀
@DumbDare
@DumbDare 5 жыл бұрын
@@surfingtothestars Wouldnt it be youre now replacing Beyonce with them?
@audriiiiroberts3030
@audriiiiroberts3030 5 жыл бұрын
Suirason Coruscant dude had it alllll wrong lol fuck
@LucaBakiMMA
@LucaBakiMMA 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkestCheese41 ok boomer
@selectacharacterfilms
@selectacharacterfilms 3 жыл бұрын
"Turn da fone off" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@CarpeNoctem135
@CarpeNoctem135 5 жыл бұрын
He gets into arguments. I always get life stories from old women. I had one lady talk for a whole 2 hour flight. Hope you’re doing well Bernadette.
@NickyDekker89
@NickyDekker89 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to tell her to shut the fuck up and that you're not interested in her son's life stories next time. That's where you went wrong.
@hatednyc
@hatednyc 5 жыл бұрын
"... Ah-HAAAACHing each Otha ta Death!" Joey D... Fucking *LEGEND*
@jwoolfe1445
@jwoolfe1445 5 жыл бұрын
"You're missing right now." holy moly!
@infinitypoker6383
@infinitypoker6383 5 жыл бұрын
I love Joey with all my heart
@6luealreadydead
@6luealreadydead 5 жыл бұрын
That story about the second time he saw dude though is exactly why I love watching Joey!
@alfiii7210
@alfiii7210 5 жыл бұрын
Joey and Mike are the perfect elements for a great podcast
@UltraViolence74989
@UltraViolence74989 5 жыл бұрын
the malook eye lol. Rip down the Beyonce poster...classic. Joey "panty dropper' Diaz.
@TheIronWristFighters
@TheIronWristFighters 5 жыл бұрын
@Foot L Johnson if you Google the locations and time periods he talks about most them are accurate. Even if they aren't hes still HAVING FUN. Might wanna try it sometime
@justcuz3324
@justcuz3324 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheIronWristFighters why do you take time out of your day to research this man's story
@TheIronWristFighters
@TheIronWristFighters 5 жыл бұрын
@@justcuz3324 he looked up his highschool pics on JRE. Enough research for me
@oreomanscookiesmilk7132
@oreomanscookiesmilk7132 5 жыл бұрын
@Foot L Johnson You literally have no idea what is or isnt true, so you saying its fake is just as believable as joey's stories.
@oreomanscookiesmilk7132
@oreomanscookiesmilk7132 5 жыл бұрын
@Foot L Johnson Lmao all you're doing is saying the same thing, just bealcause you think you are a human lie detector doesnt mean you are. growing up in a certain area wont let you sniff out everyones bullshit, id be willing to bet money that i can lie and you would have no idea and you know why? because you dont fucking know me or joe so how do you know every story he tells is fake, you're also acting like your opinion is fact. You arent a psychologist so you actually have no say in what you think you know what someone is saying.
@davidvaughn9
@davidvaughn9 5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
@jakesharp5510
@jakesharp5510 5 жыл бұрын
How TF is Joey Diaz not on a no fly list lmao
@dannylazic1392
@dannylazic1392 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said turn de phone off🤣🤣
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