John Fealey - Koninginnedag - Queensday

Uit de eerste uitzending van de Comedy Factory is hier John Fealey met Koninginnedag. Ook te downloaden via deze link: rapidshare.com/files/108273312...

[@Ned-nw6ge]

I'm fairly impressed by the way he pronounces Dutch words.

[@colinclarke9241]

Actually he is pretty good....I speak Dutch as a second language and I found the gutteral G hard to get right

[@ilse2932]

@@colinclarke9241 Then don't and just say you're from the south. Much nicer sound 😉

[@moorddroom]

@@ilse2932 zachte g.. no avoiding sch though.

[@thijmenjagers4254]

moordy Jawel, ik kom uit Brabant en mensen hebben ook een zachte sch

[@colinclarke4285]

@@ilse2932 i lived in Zeeland ..and apparently when I visited friends in Noord Holland they said I had a slight Zeeuwse Accent...not everyone I came across spoke English. Which is why I picked it up

[@bartveld7356]

KZbin algorithm: 2008 no 2009 no 2010 no 2011 no 2012 no 2013 no 2014 no 2015 no 2016 not yet 2017 not yet 2018 almost 2019 Lets put it in everybody’s recommended

[@RudivanHemert]

Ja hij verscheen ook in eens bij mij. Wtf. Ik kende deze niet. Wel de versie met Zakje

[@metalmichew2]

oh shit! laten we de hand schudden want dit is best vreemd!

[@Dutchyman]

KZbin commenters: Make up something, no Copy+Paste other comments, yes

[@merel7941]

2020😂

[@lotteliena]

Yeah or in 2021😂

[@diegohuijbregtsgarcia5102]

It's called kingsday now, it's on the kings birthday :) The reason that we celebrated the queens birthday on her mothers birthday is: The queens birthday is at the 31st of january, but in Holland, it's way too cold to put your shit in front of your house in january.

[@Dark3Nesz]

Diego Huijbregts bro check the upload date .... it's 2008

[@diegohuijbregtsgarcia5102]

i know that, but it was worth to mention. ;)

[@GloryHoleBased]

2008? this is from before 2000

[@mathies3598]

GloryHole Productions youtube didnt exist yet

[@emre88a]

Diego Huijbregts u

[@steefie8161]

I'm Dutch and I love this kind of humor! So funny.

[@huisbaasbob9844]

@Gappie Al Kebabi true, I said that alot to Moroccans and Turks

[@Idoloon]

...humour...? - not so 'gigantisch' much.

[@shroomba5119]

Me too!

[@Roozyj]

"Here's two gulden, now shut the fuck up" literally happened to me when I was playing the recorder on queen's day as a child xD

[@dudie5403]

This never get's old... I watch this every Queensday or Kingsday. Who cares it was from like 20 years ago, it's still hilarious😂😂

[@christianbedaux9287]

I still play it and remember the first time i showed it to a couple of gielfriends of mine. They all cried. Priceless

[@b4k4chan]

This will forever be the only way I will explain Koninginnedag/Koningsdag to my foreign friends.

[@RikFTK]

When the shops are closed, you can't take the champignon and put it in a zakje.

[@Widdekuu91]

@Gappie Al Kebabi Misschien moet je wat meer ballen in dat zakkie stoppen, tot je stoer genoeg bent om die opmerkingen achterwegen te laten, maat.

[@jolandajonas1595]

@@Widdekuu91 😂😂

[@furkanbozdag8198]

@@Widdekuu91 wat zei hij dan

[@Widdekuu91]

@@furkanbozdag8198 Maakt niet uit, hij was vervelend aan het doen.

[@furkanbozdag8198]

@@Widdekuu91 oh ok sorry voor mijn late reactie trouwens

[@MrPassy4u]

it's 2019, why am I still crying out loud because of laughing :D Greetings from The Netherlands

[@MrPassy4u]

@Superpiair1 Jouw antwoord dus ook :p Pff, 1 maand voor je een reactie post. Kom op man/vrouw

[@Ruudos]

Actually Holland has the least holidays compared to the rest of Europe.

[@HolandaChiquita]

+Ruudos Yeah and the rest of the Netherlands celebrates the whole year through... It's only the two provinces that are excluded...

[@Ruudos]

+HolandaChiquita Limburg and Brabant celebratie carnaval for a week!

[@HolandaChiquita]

Ruudos Em yes... So?

[@Thoomas2001]

+Ruudos Limburg and Noord-Brabant indeed do... but the shops aren't closed and the children aren't off more than the other provinces are. Krokusvakantie is basically northern Carnavalsvakantie

[@DavideNastri]

This is to try to counter-balance Netherland's uber-awesomeness

[@dutchlife2885]

Guldens, das lang geleden

[@rushedlovers1758]

Aron Wzup jaaa😂😂😂

[@Widdekuu91]

+Aron Ik mis ze. Ben ik de enige? Ik mis die mooie briefjes en de guldens. En de kwartjes. En dubbeltjes. Ooohhh....als we ooit uit de EU gaan of alles stort in, dan wil ik ze terug.

[@olanoo33]

I wish i could find more material of John Fealey on youtube, but this and 'zakje' are the only ones i find.

[@annabutterfly2825]

Zijn filmpje an "het zakje" is ook zoo lol :D k ging bij allebei bijna dood van het lachen. hij is zo geniaal en geweldig XD

[@Chibirobomusic]

I couldn't agree more! This guy is amazing. And I just can't get 'ZAKJE' out of my head either XD Sincerely, A dutch dude

[@astridbos6767]

AHAHAHAHAHAH "Don't forget to shut the shop" xD ahahahahah

[@Davidwv97]

This must be from around '95, still spot on

[@Chromadamsel]

hij is zo goed het is heel lastig om een hele zaal aandachtig naar je te laten luisteren maar hij kan het gewoon!!!! echt respect...

[@loontje40]

Just LOVE this guy!! Perfect description of us Dutch people!!! Proud to be Dutch and our Koninginnedag Rules!!!

[@dhynamaid]

Omg, deze man is echt hilarisch! =D

[@gerben.f]

Not only the shops closes on a holiday, the schools too!

[@TerrierBram]

I'm Dutch, and this is fantastic and so true!

[@Vincrand]

No it isn't, the Netherlands have actually the least amount of holidays.

[@Chromadamsel]

geweldige man! :) en alles wat hij zegt is gewoon hartstikke waar!

[@BartRietveld]

It's great, I explained it exactly the same way when I was abroad, brilliant!

[@rudolfd5927]

Geweldig hij doet mij vooral weer terug denken aan Toon Hermans vooral bij zijn optreden over Koninginnedag

[@bas7467]

Toppertje! Dit brengt leuke herinneringen terug. Daarnaast is John ook naar de begravenis van Patrice O'neal geweest. 1 vd beste comedians ooit !

[@QueenShireen]

I watch this evey queens/kingsday for a view years now. It kind of became a tradition for me. And when I celebrate it, thing remind me of this clip .. xD

[@sjescone]

Elk jaar check ik dit weer, het is awesome

[@TheAkrab]

Die gozer die doet echt z'n research over ons nederige landje voordat hij het podium opgaat, dat maakt hem GEWELDIG!

[@metalmichew2]

God als deze shit nu was uitgekomen dan waren mensen getriggerd gewezen, thank god dat dit best een "ongeziene video" is

[@SeeD1985]

Als ik die grote ogen van hem zie begin ik al te lachen! Super!

[@modernmusicofthedarkages296]

So funny how he looks down in his imaginative dialogues with the Dutch people Dutch people are so tall 😂

[@Aragorn.Strider]

Pinksterdag=Pentecost Hemelvaart=Ascension

[@rushedlovers1758]

Aragorn Strider waaaat

[@metalvideos1961]

@Chad Michell eehm hij/zij heeft gewoon gelijk hoor en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentecost hier engelse wiki over pinksteren. pentecost is pinksteren in engels. leer je fucking taal voordat je achterlijk gaat lullen. mafkees

[@metalvideos1961]

@Chad Michell iemand die kanker gebruikt neem ik sowieso niet serieus. of iemand die mongool gebruikt of wat dan ook. dus nee jou neem ik sowieso niet serieus. en als jij je zelf een trol noemt moet je toch weten wat eent rol is. want daar heb jij overduidelijk geen kaas van gegeten

[@metalvideos1961]

@Chad Michell inteligente opmerking weer. mooiste is nog wel dat je denkt dat het me wat doet lol

[@markus-2600]

@Chad Michell wow jij bent echt lomp

[@marismondria]

Wow theres a chick randomly smokin in the middle of this that's so weird nowadays

[@novakreet2399]

this was taped before 2000 ...hahahah it was so normal back then huh

[@Gapiedaan]

Maffe Maris serpentje

[@marismondria]

Gapiedaan wow wat stalker?

[@Gapiedaan]

Maffe Maris ik zie je daar wel eens in de reacties :p

[@cynnx91]

Closing the shops is now weird as well

[@jjonker9535]

Geweldig deze man!

[@xApollonia]

When smoking inside was still allowed...

[@Joyceeeeeehh]

Yes exactly what I thought!

[@koek1122]

xApollonia which was a shitty thing for all the non smokers.

[@DavideNastri]

Also for smokers, in the end

[@RLingate]

hahaha, thats just another weird thing in Holland! A few moths ago I stood near a "rookpaal" at Den Haag/The Hague Central Station and a German man and woman came to me. The man asked what the sign on the pole meant: A pole with an ashtray and a sign on top of a cigaret with a red line through it,, and around that pole all Dutch people come to smoke xD It must be very confusing for foreigners to understand xD

[@DvD2221960]

@@RLingate That is the case in every foreign country.

[@LogiForce86]

Today it was Kings' day and I saw all the shit again that everyone collected and I saw that violin playing girl too. At that moment I once again connected my memories back to this video of John Fealey... perfect description it was. LMAO

[@Laluan]

4:27 Toen was roken nog toegestaan in een studio :p

[@cora91]

echt geweldig om dit te kijken! lekker lachen!

[@lostthess]

and they moved it to the Saturday... because the shops are already closed on Sunday! hahahah geweldig, en het is nog allemaal waar ook hihi

[@felineman7822]

Still love this

[@dani4ever92]

Actually, we have the least holidays of Europe.... :p

[@ikramel1743]

Watching this on kingsday 2023😂

[@m.r.6097]

im dutch in dutch see say GENIAAL for verrryyy goood

[@RoccoWOUTERS]

Zakje is niet meer te overtreffen, maar deze is ook zeker niet slecht :D

[@MrJeffreyDEman]

Bedankt heb hem net bekeken. ( zakje) ik ging stuk.

[@Vampireyuuki11]

"you go inside your house..., And collect SHIT" xD ao awesome

[@jaspermackenbach]

this guy is just awesome

[@DestinySinNL]

Now it's Kingsday. Hooray!

[@Ilselovesall]

and we moved it from the sunday to the saturday, again xD

[@DestinySinNL]

Hell yea we did haha xD But some shops were still open!

[@Ilselovesall]

haha yeah xD

[@MrW1llem]

No dude The Netherlands is the official name of the country. Holland used to be the most important province, and has been split up into 2 provinces north and south holland.

[@manitjuh]

HIJ IS GEWELDIG!!!!!!

[@romifay]

Ge-ni-aal. Geniaal!

[@savethecoffeeshops]

John it was a great time in Holland, Warm regards from Smokeout.

[@StlyDutch]

Lol fantastisch! x] Kan niet wachten tot volgend jaar, wordt weer lachen :) Zakje is trouwens ook leuk

[@MuziekIsMijnLeven22]

i love this!

[@vch1306]

"Don't forget to shut the shop" LOL

[@Charmedpowertk]

ik vind het leuk dat iemand daar grappen over maakt xP! ik vind koningendag ook vaag, ik moet ook naar school hoor!Maar ik vind het niet erg om vrij te zijn hoor op die dagen xP

[@Jade-Nayen]

WHAHAH I LOVE THIS DUDE || i'm Dutch btw

[@kirstenwuijster1421]

ja me 2 ik viel letterlijk neer van die gast van het lachen😂😂

[@mudkip_btw]

Die van zakje was wel het best 😂

[@tjootjo]

Jade Nayen ik heb honderd jaar geleden dubbel gelegen hierom 😂

[@kenancoskun1913]

Watching this in 2021. When queensday is changed to Kingsday. And did not gi trough in 2020 bc of covid😭

[@RusselXJoyce]

And we moved the date again to our kings birthday so now every year there are some lost tourists in orange shirts arriving on the wrong day XD

[@TheMissbambi]

We still say "zakje' the way he said it. :)

[@bobu32]

"Pinksterdag,.." "Whats Pinksterdag?" "I have no idea,." xD

[@meamjustme]

God bless you 2 dude....

[@ahandfullofmoments]

This is so awesome ! :D

[@ketchupmassacre]

Deze man is briljant

[@KellyvanRijn]

Koninginnedag, beste dag ter wereld.

[@JediMasterCalvin]

Fijne Koninginnedag!

[@Hatsaflatsa]

die vent is gewoon geniaal :P

[@aheroyaheroyalproductions7631]

Kingsday ís now on 27 April , Queensday wás on 30 April , Watch the Tourists still coming on 30 April to celebrate Queensday !! 😏

[@sjoerdbrinks3232]

Het kwartje is ook al 20 jaar uit het assortiment.

[@tex6929]

Aheroy Aheroyal Productions Tourist never came for Queensday

[@drdre2641]

Toch raar dat dit in eens aanbevolen is.. 11 jaar geleden heb ik dit filmpje ook al gezien.

[@JediMasterCalvin]

Hoe vaak je het kijkt, het blijft grappig :3 En hij kan wel goede grappen verzinnen :D

[@xingtvis]

Love that guy!

[@Cendiej]

Super leuk!! :P

[@TheJABVideos]

hij is gewoon geniaal :D :P

[@MrMonkykiller]

echt om te lachen xD ie doet echt goed zijn show

[@xxRooz]

HAHA, omg, hij is zo geweldig!!! xD

[@Detonexploder]

Fijne Koninginnedag iedereen!

[@MuziekFan1995]

Haha, omg, deze gast is echt geweldig!

[@gamejunky6345]

Wie is er nederlands?

[@mudkip_btw]

Hoi

[@jaisquid4441]

jij

[@xtreme9942]

ik!!

[@dannymrslime4961]

Niemand Bro alleen Fransen kijken dit

[@lovlydragon1312]

A few days ago we were in physics class and we were already done with the homework so we were just talking and funnily enough we were taking about holidays. So we were in class and my friend goes ‘what’s hemelvaart again.’ To which I replie ‘ it’s the heaven went to jesus’ and then my other friend went ‘ wait, heaven went to jesus? Is it some sort of a boat or something like that?’ To which my first friend replied ‘it’s a speedboat and jesus had to run over the water to catch up with it.’ And that was the day that We figured out heaven was a speedboat during physics.

[@000haris000]

YES!!!

[@gameboxfreak]

HAHAHA geweldig heb ik ook al is gehad dat ik 2 feestdagen moest wachte XD

[@marco1231151231]

this guy rocks!! hes funny as hell XD

[@kareenstrathearn7950]

brilliant i live in holland great stuff

[@MissxLariz]

Secretly we have so much holidays because we are lazy and want days free :3

[@b4k4chan]

Oh, how I love him... Makes me so glad to be Dutch XD And actually, there ARE foreigners who watch it. I know for a fact, cause I keep showing it to people XD

[@Raafke]

Aaaahhh, de tijd waar je nog een peuk kon/mocht opsteken.

[@thompygamingtime4794]

i still like this

[@etinosaheerdink7451]

Hahahaha geweldig😂

[@thompygamingtime4794]

geweldig gwn

[@flameglory]

Geniaal gewoon XD

[@pGFTuv]

true. i hate how the shops close so early and so often!

[@dana1828]

Zijn we weer

[@PaboMirjam]

Nog voor 2002 aangezien ze het hebben over guldens en kwartjes ;p

[@patrickdeboer1256]

How is he now doing in 2020?

[@InfernapeYoshi]

Lol mijn verjaardag is op Koninginnendag xD

[@Mintygremlin]

heerlijk, vroeger, toen overal nog gerookt mocht worden :-|

[@bart318]

yes it is great. Being able to laugh about yourself and your own culture, is a sign of maturity in my opinion. And, talking abour Koninginnedag, I am now living in New Zealand, and the Queen's birthday here is...... the first Monday in June. Every year :). It is really true. Wonder what John would say about that

[@barrywales9893]

LMFAO "Don't forget to shut the shop" hahaha.

[@stijnD05]

oh damn I actually learned something about queens/kingsday and im dutch!

[@dyonmaster18]

this guy is amazing proud to be dutch haha

[@lunaticz0r]

amazing! XD

[@Battlescarred_Shogun]

2018 and still funny. It still cracks me up when I can tell tourists, in full party outfit, in Amsterdam city centre, that the event was 3 days ago cuz we "changed the date" again. So all you, ravers, boozehounds, mad dogs and other complete bastards come to the Netherlands make sure it's for April 27th! We need you here to make Kingday the most Epic party a country has ever had. You'll love it ❤️

[@JasperJanssen]

“Changed the date again”, for the first time since 1948...